Superman Gets Married 3 Times!

[@CasuallyComics]

Lois, Lana, Lori...or Lex?

[@Kastila]

Lex. Lex *always* get Supes presents. Yes, it's Kryptonite, but consistency!

[@themeanhornet1070]

Make like Hugh Hefner and take all 3! To the Cannes movie festival!!

[@KraggleZord]

He's gotta go with his pal, Jimmy Olsen

[@na5567]

Danny... Ketch... (But Lois because Smallville)

[@rodneylindsey849]

Being a huge Smallville fan like yourself, Lois most definitely 🖖🏾

[@dallasgrey4247]

3 jokers? Nah, 3 LLs

[@WhiteRaven696]

5; Lana Lang, Lori Lemaris, Lois Lane, Lex Luthor and Linda Lee 😭😭😭

[@altalia07]

@@WhiteRaven696yeah!!😤

[@scratch2086]

Lol, what would their idol names be?

[@martychisnall]

Lex Luthor is his fourth “wife”

[@holdenturner8190]

Dont forget lucy lane!

[@MRPandoraHartDR]

To paraphrase Oscar Wilde. "To lose one wife Mr Kent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose all three wives looks like carelessness."

[@ShinySephiroth1]

Superman stealing Lana at the altar from Lex feels like a deleted episode of Smallville 😂

[@GabePuratekuta]

Well, they are married in the Season 11 comics...

[@dupersuper1938]

@@GabePuratekuta Nnnnoooo...

[@elizabethbeck4071]

It reminds me of an episode of the adventures of Lois and Clark

[@alanbear6505]

The computer successfully predicted the relationship of the eels, not Superman and Lori. They had a long happy marriage unmarred by tragedy.

[@bensneb360]

You know the old Superman marriage tradition… Something Old Continuity, Something New 52, Something Borrowed by Jimmy Olsen, and Something Superman Blue lol

[@dallasgrey4247]

Will we ever get a video about that time Lois kissed all the men in the Justice League to save Superman?

[@Vishakha_B897]

Just kissed? 🤨😏

[@GabePuratekuta]

Are you sure she just kissed them?

[@Trrip000]

I-WHAT??

[@NegaHumanX]

"Hot-lips" Lane.

[@altalia07]

🤣WHAT???????

[@mr.honeycomb]

Such a missed opportunity to not have their married names be El.

[@roberth.9664]

Maybe the green guy morning Lois is just one of the many space people watching her waiting for a chance to try to marry her in Superman's place. Maybe his Lois manikin room is actually the greatest one of them all.

[@darkpandatv]

Probably the alien who gave Lois the journal as a gift. I'm surprised Sasha didn't suggest it.

[@lindabutler9523]

I always believed that the mer-people in Silver Age Superman looked like their fins were legs because they WERE originally legs. The backstory of the Atlanteans in Superman comics was that they used super-science to turn themselves into mermaids after Atlantis sunk. So it sort of makes silver age-y scientific sense that their fins just look like scale-covered legs.

[@christopherulichney]

Lori married him on the rebound from her first husband's death. Lana was too obsessed with competing with Lois even after Lois was dead. Lois just loved Superman and wanted to be with him. Superman should go back and save Lois. Lover the three different Sasha looks for the three different brides.

[@macmay3042]

Superman's 3 Wives end up with the 3 Jokers. I'm calling it. The crossover they would never dare to show.

[@PrincessOzaline]

Which of my wives would I have saved? See now I'm imagining him having the perfected formula near the start. "Do I give Lois a non-poisoned formula or do I let her die and give it to a future wife? Decisions decisions"

[@mooncaketin]

@5:05 I guessing that if you get hit by the Limborang, it either sends you to Limbo, like the Phantom Zone, or compels you to dance the limbo. If it does both, then it would be the most diabolical weapon ever created 😄

[@thatHARVguy]

The Belasco and Captain Boomerang team-up we never expected.

[@bholmes1035]

Chekov's Limborang: If there's a limborang in the first act, it must be used by the last act.

[@Mecharnie_Dobbs]

Or it turns you into Limborger cheese.

[@ThennaryNak]

Technically he could save all three by going back in time saving Lois. Then that would change all the events that ended up killing the other two.

[@bholmes1035]

DC's Silver Age had very strict time travel rules - You couldn't go back to a time where you already exist, so Superman couldn't go back to save Lois, even in an imaginary story. I guess this rule was to prevent Batman from going back to save his parents (Batman did his fair share of time-traveling in this era).

[@HyattHyatt3179]

Supermanpoint?

[@Deadman1957TEB]

I was 7 when that comic came out, and it was the first American comic I ever read, my Mum told me to pick a comic while she was talking to the Newsagent lady, just to keep me quite, Mum's gone now, but thank you for the memory!

[@mrbrainly]

I cracked up at Lana's "If I have any pride, I'll refuse Superman" figuring exactly what happened next would happen

[@SamtheMan3014]

Supes really steals? No dignity

[@gamelairtim]

Return of the Three Sashas! The Mobius chair will be thrilled! We all know that Lana is the woman he needs and that Lois is the woman he deserves, while Lori is the woman he wants!

[@NegaHumanX]

I would love it if Lex just really liked Jimmy. Especially if it's one of those non-friendships where they rarely talk or hang out, but Lex just thinks he's a really good guy and potential ward. A small part of his hatred for Superman could come from jealousy over Jimmy being his pal.

[@drjasonfreeman]

LOL. Ronal's death is so suspicious. The professional whalers missed a whole whale and hit a human-sized moving target.

[@lennyfiasco9834]

Imagine being Lori and being told Superman is ready to settle for his number 3 choice.

[@Netasuke]

Superman loved Lana more. He didn't even tell Lois his true identity.

[@ianfinrir8724]

That Chemical X bit caused me to laugh so hard I had an asthma attack. Good job, Sasha.

[@rinkuraku5251]

"it's too dangerous, people would just be trying to kill her, left, right, center." I have one question though, how is that any different than normal for her?

[@GrandArchPriestOfTheAlgorithm]

Clearly he should marry Lex Luthor, and end his villainy forever.

[@themeanhornet1070]

😂😂😂😂😂 I lost my drink over that!!!!!

[@sebastianhoward3304]

Don't give the writers any ideas

[@AussieDragoon]

Mr. Lex Superman

[@senittoaoflightning4404]

Sadly Lex clearly said at 8:39 that he went straight and now wants a wife and kids. Maybe before that Superman had a chance.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

What, end Silver-Age Superman's villainy? Sounds fair enough.

[@moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115]

At this point, Superman just needs to get a tattoo on his forehead that says, don't marry this man. It won't end well! 🤣😂

[@bbd121]

If the 3 ladies were as charming as Sasha, then it's no wonder Superman would marry them.

[@ChrisChaka]

Return of the Tri-Sasha episode, so much value! Also, your line reading of "Congratu...oooolp" is priceless.

[@tamedthethreebears]

Gunn better include a 'Supermans Girlfriend Lois Lane' story ! Lol

[@JoeOConnellAllNew]

Superman didn't want Lois to have super-vision because he didn't want her to be able to catch him from afar two-timing her with Lana, or Lori, or Maxima, or Wonder Woman....

[@Montaq_]

Something else to think about is that Superman's Kryptonian mother's name was Lara Lor-Van. So Superman falls in love with anyone that has the same initials as his mom.

[@iceryu66]

The audio balance between the three outfits is much better this time, nice work. Give the serum to Jimmy, the comic can then be a crossover with Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen

[@tomsiebert1941]

Your "computer voice" is very funny. Glad I stuck with this one. Upbeat and amusing morning fare.

[@lanternsown3525]

I remember reading one I'm still shocking how Dark it was for a Silver Age Comic.

[@BATCHARRO]

11:24 love that the delivery system for this death ray is an angry face. See it could have been anything it could have been like a pointy cone with a ball at the point of it but this was personalized this in art project of a revenge plan.

[@ravenwilder4099]

6:55 - Presumably the jewel's in the cape pocket.

[@WhiteRaven696]

I mean, the answer on who to save is obvious. If he prevents Lois’ death, he has no reason to marry the other two and thus, they won’t die.

[@Konel333]

To answer the question at 15:55, no, he can't just time travel and save one of his wives. Otherwise, no mistake would *ever* go uncorrected. Writers can't have that. A Lois Lane story from roughly this era answers the question, by showing that time travellers forget why they came back and end up repeating the same mistake (but that story nevers addresses that there should be two copies of the time traveller in that time). Later, the DCU standard is that any time traveller entering a time where they already exist immediately becomes an immaterial phantom, able to observe but not affect the timeline in any way.

[@tskmaster3837]

Sasha, your costume changes are giving me whiplash! Pick a Lane or maybe even a Lang!

[@NegaHumanX]

How has THIS Superman not been used as an evil origin? It makes way more sense than Injustice GAU.

[@demonpniff]

Can't wait for another exciting chapter of the three Sashas.

[@archmagefrey]

@13:42 perfect impression of James Doohan doing a Data voice in that one Star Trek audiobook!

[@andrefantin832]

The government cannot keep denying Three Sasha theory

[@darkpandatv]

"Couldn't he time travel and just bring the serum back? Is that how it works?" In the Silver Age it was established that matter couldn't handle the trip through the time stream. It would become unstable and eventually deteriorate. However, if it traveled via a Legion Time Bubble then it could last much longer. Superman clearly wasn't motivated enough to save one of his wives.

[@buddyzilla4557]

3:46 -Only poor Kyle. He'll never live down..having his best friend and lover murdered. PTSD is especially hard to get iver when everyone brings it up fecisiously. 😂😅

[@zxshadowxz]

See. The question of who would he save is funny, because if he choses anyone but Lois, then at least one person stays dead.

[@iceslick16]

I love the 3 LLs dynamic!! Great job, Sasha! Also, thanks for clearing the info where people lie about continuity because people say that Golden Age Superman was an asshole for these reasons when they're not in-continuity and where he didn't do those actions, he was just accused.

[@GideonTyree]

They were inconsistent about this (as with most things), but in the silver age the time travel lore was generally that you would be unable to interact with people in any time in which you were alive, so, no, Superman couldn't go back in time to save any of his wives.

[@buddyzilla4557]

16:14 -Also..if he was to save Lois..he'd save them all right? If she was his first wife and he prevented her death, then Lori and Lanna would still be alive. They would not be his wives but they'd live..so this is really more a covert way of again bringing up the "who would superman marry?" question. It just has fatal consequences for up to two of the others so if Supes picks Lori he must REALLY love her more than Lous and Lanna. The fact he even CONSIDERS allowing any to die so he can be married to one in this particular set up kind of makes him a monster.

[@Poetryman6969]

Cheer up Lex, at least you did not wind up with Supes sloppy seconds! 🤣

[@davidmelon9409]

Lana Lang: "Now that Lex Luthor's no longer evil, he's kinda hot" No, Lana! Evil Lex is Sexy Lex!

[@rebeccakickass1776]

Great video, love the wig & outfit changes... Superman might have actually love Lana Lang the most because he just stole her from Lex and the wedding...lol That's hard core, plus did he tell Louis that he's also Clerk??? LOL

[@RossPace]

3 looks in one video!! I love the dedication 💛

[@devangoad]

The three costume changes were a fun addition :)

[@robertcringle4865]

Oh i love the silver age. What's better than one Superman wedding. Three

[@zarrg5611]

The sliver age 'good' guys' tendency for random sociopathy scares me, if feels like there is going to be an issue where Superman murders a random person for fun and it is somehow made to fit inside the code.

[@juliagoodwin9510]

Again, what the hell was the Silver Age's obsession with marriage?!

[@GabePuratekuta]

I is Lois Lane comics... So maybe that every woman's desire is marriage?

[@crhu319]

1954-65 there was incredible pressure on popular media to portray what we now call normies.

[@doc-multiverse]

Thank you for the Shout-Out, Sasha! 🥰

[@rodneylindsey849]

🎶 You’re Once , Twice , Three Times A Host 🎶 3 Jokers , 3 LL’s , how about a deep dive into the Gotham City Sirens for the next Sasha three wigs video ( or Powerpuff Girls) …Keep Up The Outstanding Work Sasha 🖖🏾

[@zacharylund6926]

I have unironically waiting to hear her talk about this since I saw the cover.

[@richardmark9161]

Thank you for another silver age video. 😊

[@camerondodge2070]

See, this kind of wacky, absurd premise is why I love the Silver Age so much. Also, considering Jimmy being, well, Jimmy, I think he very well could've gone to the Alantean wedding. Either he wasn't invited, or he was too good a friend to Lex during that lost year, and felt Superman did Lex wrong. I prefer the latter interpretation. Edit: Also, love the changing outfits for the three chapters.

[@WinglessMoonstone]

Lana's story was by far the funniest out of the three for me. Like... why did all those things have to happen? Why did Superman have to have a double of himself and Lois in Kandor? And she got so mad she decided to go to space. What a legend. XD Also, I love that you kept on changing outfits during this whole thing for each of Superman's girlfriends/spouses! It was super fun seeing you pop up on camera with a different costume and wig every time! Keep up the awesome work! :D

[@mikeyjhilli]

WAIT! If the 3 Sasha's are back I'm begging to think. Think she's not Canadian but a Carggite, like Triplicate Girl from Legion of Super-Heroes.

[@crhu319]

Sssh Canadian females are all Carggites, they are totally different people on the job, at home and in the sack.

[@abdelali9279]

Yay, more Superman Silver Age marriage shenanigans, and somehow, still makes more sense than 3 Jokers 😂

[@Konel333]

OMG Sasha does it again! The wardrobe changes to match the wife of each part, the reading of the word bubbles in a gently mocking way, and the honest critique of these (now weird) stories. I'm sure I used to own this as a kid, and it never once occured to me how weird it was, kind of like the mind-control rays in Superman-Red/Superman-Blue. Way to go, Sasha! Thanks for yet another entertaining video!

[@francisco_m7849]

😊 hi I’ve caught some of your videos because of Amanda McKnight and I must say one of the things that I am actually enjoying about your videos is the fact that you’re doing voices to the characters in the comic books when you’re doing your explanations I find it very funny and enjoyable. I’m going to be, watching more of you videos because I like the way you explain what’s going on in the story of the comic describing especially the three brides of Superman that was actually that was actually a pretty good video. Thanks.😊

[@therussiancomicbookgeek]

Your videos are always charming

[@dinosaursprinkles9669]

Love the three outfits and wigs situation!

[@johannesseyfried7933]

This reminds me of an old song by Die Ärzte, "My exploding girlfriend", where a guy tells of the increasingly bizzare situations that ended his relationships: One exploded, one suddenly turned to stone and one was even kidnapped by aliens. "....doch als die vierte explodierte wurde mir so langsam klar das meine Partnerin zu sein wohl nicht ganz ungefährlich war."

[@na5567]

Not totally relevant but Smallville deserves credit for capturing Lois' proclivity to have many Suitors really well without making her look bad.

[@CountOrlok22]

I love Ronal's thought balloon that is just him mentally narrating his own death scene... as if the visual wasn't abundantly clear enough even to the youngest reader.

[@marcofioretti6908]

So you definitely had fun with the outfit swapping in the three jokers video and did it again. I agree it's fun

[@xmen1bishop]

I absolutely love your knowledge and how you explain everything completely! YOU ROCK!

[@negligible_reality]

Yes, omg! I've been missing the Superman's Girlfriend Lois Lane videos, they're my favorite! 😂

[@buzzawuzza3743]

This is the best funny comics video I've seen in a long long time. Really enjoyed it.

[@clashcitywannabe]

Grant Morrison totally put the super serum in All Star Superman lol

[@Cookie12670]

This episode had me laughing the whole time. Sasha, IMO this is one of your best episodes ever. I loved this one so much. Thank you!

[@kilroywashere513]

Wow, you recorded this video three different ways in three different clothes, and wigs again😳🤯👏🏻💯.

[@That_One_Guy-.]

Is it weird that I can see this happening in a Spiderman comic unironically?

[@alanbear6505]

Who would have gotten the serum? Jimmy of course. He never saw a vial of strange liquid he wouldn't slam down, no questions asked...especially when superpowers are on the line.

[@betterthanAIart]

This video confirms my suspicion-there are, in fact, 3 Sasha’s!

[@mattthecatania]

Limborang appears to be a portmanteau of limbo & boomerang. I speculate it's a boomerang that transports its targets to Limbo like a Phantom Zone Projector you can toss at folks.

[@jamiekelley5856]

LOL! As a massive Superman fan, this is utterly hilarious, just how twisted it is!

[@johnmeyer4789]

When baby Clark lands in Utah instead of Kansas. LoL

[@shreyanshdas7481]

Love your clothes transition concept.

[@pweddy1]

The edit was brilliant. Ok, now if you can change your personality with each costume!

[@chrishansen8729]

Not only do Superman's loves all have the double L, but so does Lex, and now this video has made me realize that Superman's last name is El. So all would have been Lana El, Lois El, and Lori El. My brain hurts!

[@SimonMoon5]

Everyone important to Superman had the double Ls. Even Lightning Lad of the Legion of Super-Heroes.

[@thomasdeja523]

Now I want you to do a feature on the Doom patrol's Crazy Jane with a wig for each of her alters! 😸

[@LastBrainCell01]

10:23 wow shes wondering if superman cared more about lois than her even though she knows he married Lois?! nice journalistic instinct😂

[@harryschlitz4067]

Lmbo, Hi Sasha...These stories were a Riot..😂...at 914 ..Wow does that ever hit close to home for me. 😳😵‍💫. Did you ever see that Lori's husband Ronal ..looks like Superman with Blond Hair.?? 😮 Lol. The voices were perfect. 🤩 👍. Thanks.

[@ironbaysqiureg4827]

Honestly I would love to have seen this spider man. Gwen stacy, mary jane, blackcat.

[@punkinpiez]

I just want to say I love the effort of having different wigs and outfits for each wife. So fun!

[@ramblingRJ]

And I thought James Bond was unlucky, losing his two great loves (Tracy and Vesper). Superman has him beat. Clark always has to be competitive.

[@lhfirex]

I'm going to predict before the end of this: Lois's ghost kills the other ones as revenge.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

As stupid as this sounds, I'm not sure that would comply with the Comics Code.

[@zarrg5611]

​@@andrewgwilliam4831 It's not stupid it makes perfect sense - no undead allowed, plus it would have to show ghost Lois being taken to prison at the end.

[@Sturmjaeger]

Sasha's voice acting remains top tier!

[@ranuelthebard3751]

I know that I read this because I remember getting the Greatest Imaginary Stories collection but even after watching this video I have no memory of it. Like my brain deleted it in self-preservation or something.

[@drow_Lilith9940]

my girlfriend would read the 3 wife of superman and think " great Dc finally undertand that i am right poylomay is right choice for everything"

[@jayinsult]

3 Wives of Superman > 3 Jokers, and it's not close.

[@RonDale-jy8et]

Good God, Lois even looks sharp and turned out when she's DYING.. yep, amazing!!