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[@owenwindsor9398]

“her husband doesn’t need a name because he hasn’t had anything interesting to say for 23 years” *looks at Jon*

[@aakhthuu]

6:00 😂😂

[@EggandBanana08]

Would love a special episode where they honour Sean with his type of antics in the show and get someone to eat some whelks and donate money to charity in his name

[@blackspike2710]

I want to see Joe come dressed as Sean after raiding his dressing room.

[@iseriver3982]

@@blackspike2710 Joe seems pretty similar to Sean comedic wise. Just has more facial hair and less nazi jokes.

[@carpinchipedia7009]

@@iseriver3982 also Sean was a lot more cool

[@iseriver3982]

@@carpinchipedia7009 Joe is cool! For someone who's homeless.

[@carpinchipedia7009]

@@iseriver3982 lmao

[@uwuface8234]

It sucks to realize that when Sean made the comment about going back in time to save his wife from pain and misery (at 8:19), he already knew he was dying. Life is brutal, but it's all just a joke, gotta keep on laughing.

[@ASimon-ut2xe]

That is so sad. You can see it in the delivery, once you are aware of it.

[@sixthsenseamelia4695]

😞

[@Scotchy_Scotch_Scotch]

I wonder if Jimmy knew or suspected, he wasn't really smiling and didn't laugh like the others; at lest in the clip, haven't seen the whole episode.

[@cappybara]

shit dude thats devastating

[@dlou88]

@@Scotchy_Scotch_Scotch I could be wrong but I think Jon's smile and laugh could be out of nervousness, he also seems to look towards Jimmy for reassurance. I suspect by this point both Jimmy and Jon knew. 😞

[@stevenicks5300]

I personally need a Sean tribute, hopefully something long winded, ridiculous, a bit cheeky, full of his "peers" and at least 3 hours long. RIP you fucking legend.

[@salfred8252]

The man is a sensation

[@cmarq817]

Carrot in the box champion for all times!

[@dasmaurerle4347]

Roisin is the most lovable person ever

[@stevej1154]

Sean and Harriet were a good team. Her calling him dad was hilarious and a bit weird.

[@lonewretch]

Harriet is just one of those charming weirdos that you can't help but accept into your world when you watch things like this :)

[@TheKeebster1]

On Harriet's Instagram right after Sean passed away, she said she was going to "miss Sean," and I commented, "Don't you mean 'Dad?'" and she liked the comment.

[@lonewretch]

@@TheKeebster1 Thats classic. :)

[@elliotsaunders2202]

… that wasn’t his daughter?

[@bumbaaclaaat2866]

I'd like her to call me Daddy aswell 😉

[@idleonlooker1078]

Sean's quip: "That's a challenging wank!" is undoubtedly one of the top ten all-time gags in the history of the show. R.I.P Sean - and thanks for the laughs!! 👍

[@sopcannon]

Well it would be a challenging wank.

[@Tht1Gy]

Jon's wife REALLY plays along with Jimmy's image of Jon. A bit funny, and kinda weird. Yes, I know, as Sean said "It's a comedy show".

[@lonewretch]

They have great chemistry.. they're great to watch together, wish there was more of that. Same with David and Victoria..

[@Tht1Gy]

@@lonewretch Ah, Victoria... Intelligent AND beautiful. Well done, David. Punching above your weight. And my hat's off to you! It speaks as much about the depth of her character as his. I wish them all happiness. (with a smattering of envy;-)

[@CorvusCorone68]

@@Tht1Gy she's intelligent and beautiful true, but just like David she's neurotic, so it's a good fit

[@Tht1Gy]

@@CorvusCorone68 Lol

[@lonewretch]

@@Tht1Gy I still love the episode of 8cats where David talks about having no door handle on his bedroom door, and that he is the only one who has to claw his way in... Now look at the bugger !! Absolutely well done. Victoria is just wonderful.

[@raaedravo]

Seeing Sean is heart breaking

[@annother3350]

There's a giant hole left in comedy now

[@michaelcolbourn6719]

We need a super cut of all of Sean's mascots as a tribute. Idc if the video is 3 hours long, I will watch it on repeat.

[@McNerdius]

idk if you came across this but some best-of sean mascots part 1 is DXxD_jrTMpw that is url watch ? v equals then the DXxD_jrTMpw, part 2 is brvX3YsTPOo ... legit link would probably get removed 🤷‍♂️ ...

[@user-jb7tq7ko7e]

Jon and Lucy and how they got together is really sweet

[@VinnieG-]

"You don't want a gay marriage in Indonesia, cause the confetti is rocks" Lool

[@ZabljakLand]

"How come you can't throw a naan bread, or madras.. doesn't bother me I wasn't invited..." I wonder if he is underrated because he plays the jester all the time

[@OrgaNik_Music]

Oh hey, a compilation that actually doesn't have all the same bits in a different order again.

[@ABetterQuestion]

I miss Sean.

[@Glasschin2.0]

Like how they made John and Lucy social distance lol 😂

[@diremirebee]

Can’t believe he never did get his toffee documentary.

[@StarBoy679-r4v]

I will be honest, when I saw Sean, I just couldn’t hold it back ... NOOOOOO WHHYYYYYY NOOOOOOO AAAAARRRRUUGHHHH Missing him 🍺

[@leoelvis524]

You can't write tears my friend

[@coraline1503]

pvssy

[@Thecattheratsandthegliders]

These are all I used to watch. Now it just breaks my heart.

[@qwertyTRiG]

@Daniel Large I hope you're okay.

[@davethompson7225]

Hello, how are you doing?

[@Wasarella]

It's suspicious how at 5:50 when Lucy was explaining the book about a woman going through menopause, the camera diverted to Susie for a second...

[@callmetiger7186]

Jon Richardson is the type of person to walk in on his wife getting plowed and the only thing that’d bother him is that his wife’s boyfriend didn’t use a coaster…..and the phrase “I’ve just polished that” would definitely get said.

[@Xune2000]

Why would he even be going into her bedroom in the first place?

[@JDAfrica]

@@Xune2000the sink and bathroom floor doesn’t clean itself love

[@robinmabbott7334]

Jon held those roses out for his wife for 23 seconds before she took them . That seems an in ordinary amount of time to me

[@dudesayingthings]

Jon and Lucy give me hope that I'll find someone as well 😂

[@crystalaustralia]

I hope you have found someone, or have the same dreams.

[@zacharydacosta6217]

I love the Alan bit even more now since the contingency came true

[@WaynesWorld69]

Well this clip is aging like old milk lol

[@peterdickinson7842]

Lucy ànd John may the romance go on!

[@crystalaustralia]

💔

[@arthurbarnwell9220]

2:57 i wonder how long jimmy had been waiting to say that

[@billwagonmaster1379]

I like putting the walking dead on the TV and opening a can of cold beans.

[@OhDearOhDear69]

I miss Sean so much

[@davethompson7225]

Hello, how are you doing?

[@OhDearOhDear69]

@@davethompson7225 I’m okay, how are you doing?

[@davethompson7225]

I'm good, where are you from?

[@08fjohj]

"we both love telly"

[@101mfoxiwriteabitig6]

RIP 🥕⬜ 👑

[@SomebodysVincent]

"I got thrown out of the church. But that's alright 'cause I wasn't invited."

[@merlinblackmore3169]

Jimmy, mate, you didn't need to look any creepier, change that hair do back ASAP!

[@ShadowFlame500]

I saw this upload and was like, "oh shit this is the first vid I've seen after Sean"

[@michaelcolbourn6719]

Sean

[@ShadowFlame500]

@@michaelcolbourn6719 didn't even notice auto correct did that

[@dcworld1076]

joe has a point about the rise throwing i went to a wedding once and threw onion bhaji's at the couple and got arrested

[@anabelle..]

hahahahaha when Lucy read the book

[@kaybicaku923]

This show is like a party in my head

[@cmarq817]

Is the show coming back?

[@shawmutt]

Good lord Lucy is hilarious

[@keywade2452]

Rip Sean

[@joshhunter8789]

Can't believe you didn't have the Sean asking about schedules bit

[@wewper]

One knee. ONE knee.

[@JDAfrica]

One knee - proposal Two knees - indecent proposal

[@FLQueerLiberal1982]

Will there ever be another series now that Sean is gone?

[@danbennett9328]

I would have thought so - it's a popular show, and there have been many episodes without him in the past.

[@DarkDutch007]

If I am not mistaken, they also record a lot of episodes and a number of them per season don't get on air.

[@TapDancerDood]

What a horrible avatar name...

[@FLQueerLiberal1982]

@@TapDancerDood thanx! I love it.

[@danbennett9328]

@@FLQueerLiberal1982 new series 22 started a couple of weeks ago - Jimmy has had a hair transplant. I'm not kidding.

[@Robwhelan17]

Yo what happened to Jimmy’s face?? Either he got older or turned even more into a ventriloquist doll

[@DrakeDragsaw]

Hair transplant

[@davidmoody3810]

I think Lucy is lovely

[@eleycki]

This aged well

[@love2bloved]

awww Sean

[@davethompson7225]

Hello, how are you doing?

[@matthewclark7955]

WO When it suddenly goes to after jimmy has had his hair change.. is a bit if a shocker

[@kelemvor3333]

Why does Jimmy look so different at the @2:50 mark? Is it the hair?

[@kustardkreams1170]

Thats because its current jimmy 2020/21 , the rest of the clips are from a fair few seasons (years) ago

[@tatlockandfriends]

he got a hair transplant in 2020, so his hair and face look quite different now

[@robertbogar1501]

when did we start listening to the most insane, I never heard of em' till you did this

[@heyyouguuys7939]

First off John actually has a wife and second Jimmy's hair 😳

[@TapDancerDood]

Another disgusting avatar name.

[@heyyouguuys7939]

@@TapDancerDood yea listen to me and hear my voice words tuppence Dan. Does thou even lift...you... come at me on the day of my legs day and insults my names while I'm making gains..you suck Dan, your basic....and I'm swole as hell with a hot chick a kick ass name and you....well your just..you aren't you 🙄

[@KingNik1994]

@@TapDancerDood I disagree, it's a dope-ass name

[@ASU885]

Need the "Hilarious Guide to Divorce", so we can complete the circle.

[@happivaras]

4:29~4:35 Fewer. Fewer strange men.

[@Wizardaron]

When is the new series of this coming?

[@EnglishOak001]

Lucy...no more to be said. I hope she gets what she deserves.

[@karlaboi3896]

Long live sean lock

[@omadjourney]

Life is on bowl of unpredictable ness Sean my love has sadly passed on, Alan divorced...I mean 🤷🏾‍♀️.,

[@zbr76]

Jon's punching waaaay above his weight, as Lucy is STUNNINGLY GORGEOUS! Just saying.

[@Kanriel]

And apparently hilarious as well.

[@zbr76]

@@Kanriel Indeed she IS hilarious also.

[@thesilentgametestr]

Looks isn't everything

[@zbr76]

@@thesilentgametestr True. Lucy has great comedic talent to back up her beauty.

[@_Saevio]

Asking Alan for marriage advice doesn't look like a good idea, considering recent events.

[@lula8767]

seeing sean hurts my heart

[@coraline1503]

take your pills

[@markstevens9660]

And how’s that marriage going Alan …… 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔……mmmmmm😳

[@nathelondon3719]

Jon is still happily married. Alan is divorced. Well, who the hell could put up with Alan?

[@crystalaustralia]

Harsh. And neither are together now. Love to everyone!

[@Psyrecx]

Did Jimmy change the person who dyes his hair? Looks off

[@Slayer666th]

If you look closely, you can see that he got a transplant. I bet it was kinda recent when they shot the show and his hair hadn‘t grown back yet, so it is weird like that.

[@Merylstreep1949]

My, that's a lovely Tinnettebb

[@davethompson7225]

Hello, how are you doing?

[@simonstevens8745]

Marital advice from a real friend is often very short.... "RUN"...... any other advice means "its not a real friend"

[@KingNik1994]

Nobody's gonna mention how Kevin made a joke about giving someone an air-guitar, when there's a stereotype that Scots are tight-fisted? ^^

[@tonyreynolds5112]

Marriage is like too warm of a bath. Once you get into it, and get used to it...... It's not so hot. Or marriage is like a violin , once the beautiful music is over.... The strings are still attached. 💔🇺🇸

[@davethompson7225]

Hello, how are you doing?

[@tonyreynolds5112]

@@davethompson7225 Flying low, dying slow. 🇺🇸

[@davethompson7225]

@@tonyreynolds5112 Where are you from?

[@davethompson7225]

@@tonyreynolds5112 Where are you from?

[@zevfeitelson]

What episode is that social distancing one with his wife?

[@annsmith9196]

I found out it's series21 episode 5 but I can find it on KZbin to watch. If anyone has a link, I'd appreciate it.

[@TheDavidjohnhunter]

Allen does look a bit like Quasimoto.

[@justayoutuber1906]

who farted at 7:04?

[@johnbaldock6353]

I'm really surprised that we haven't heard from John about Sean's death. Maybe someone in youtube land knows if any video/comment exists.

[@bruno_schumann]

He made a tweet concerning Sean's death not a long time after the tragic news.

[@Brynnoodles]

He also put something up on his Instagram

[@Giveme1goodreason]

2:11 that’s literally what it’s like being a guy Allan. When ever you’re in a relationship everyone acts like you’re unlovable garbage and she’s (in this case he’s) doing some kind of charity work like how lucky you are they settled for you.

[@afonsosousa2684]

Somebody's overdue for a divorce!

[@yayva]

no, that's just you

[@HATEgoo-gle]

Lucy makes Roisin look like a grade-school graduate.

[@AEJones-dl9nn]

It’s so weird that this is how they presented their marriage snd they got divorced so soon. Those jokes are only funny when they aren’t true. If they’re true it’s just airing dirty laundry and that’s classless.

[@royalbuff123]

I'd throw naan bread at a wedding., 💯

[@SampDude987]

8:18

[@showbizsam4440]

Clearly our definitions of hilarious differ somewhat. Sticking the sort of comedians who get on topical panel news quiz shows on the set of Countdown has to be a big hint that resources are spread beyond thin. Can't you just do ordinary Countdown and surprise Richard Stilgoe by dropping a piano on his head?

[@johnvrijthoven3065]

@7:06 💩💨

[@maroondoor]

Get divorced.

[@devonmorrowii7670]

Hmmmm

[@tendnotto]

Oof.

[@chriscoffee9070]

Seems a bizarre choice to go to a strict Muslim island like Lombok to celebrate a gay marriage. A covertly gay friend of mine (the only safe-ish way to do it around there) spent over 2 years in prison on Lombok after a sting operation in a 'karaoke bar' in Senggigi, a tourist town on the West coast, after picking up what he realised later was a suspiciously keen young lad. Feel free to live your life and all that, but FFS apart from taking basic precautions not to get arrested and banged up for your preferences, how about showing a bit of sensitivity to local customs and yes, prejudices, when travelling the world !

[@astewart3711]

1

[@rossi6113]

As funny as toothache.

[@rew762]

Cute warrior 48

[@dargoid]

Alan's 'rocks as a confetti' thing, I can confirm that is not true lol, some provinces still uphold Islamic laws, but not that one. At most, infidels (and gays) are lashed.

[@ChrisDM1995]

“At most” like that’s completely normal lol Pretty sure he was using the rocks as confetti thing as a metaphor for how gay relationships, in this case his marriage, are viewed in those countries.

[@Secretgeek2012]

Oh, well that's okay then. 🙄

[@Glace-gone]

Oh that's alright then I guess... Oh wait no it's still archaic

[@markbrennan212]

Which is why people following those kinds of laws should be shot or at least be dragged out of the 13th century mindset

[@nealjroberts4050]

@@markbrennan212 now that's an ironic statement!

[@gouchscowl8601]

Why isn’t the Simpsons on Ch4? I don’t want to watch an hour of crappy hollyoaks.

[@queasylagumo-s7j]

I love you, Claudia. But keep your snarky comments to yourself. A man can say whatever he wants and you'll like it!

[@davidhoward4715]

Go away, troll.

[@stewartmcneill2262]

What da fuck does anyone find funny about Jon even more to the point Noel fielding Jesus wept

[@TapDancerDood]

So many people on here freely admitting to having sex with multiple partners. No shame. No wonder so many real marriages are in trouble.

[@KingNik1994]

The 18th century called, it wants its moral standards back.

[@TequilaToothpick]

Spoken like a true incel.

[@wolfenstein722]

Channel 4 needs to change it’s name to Black 4 and move to another country, Channel 4 is not an English TV channel....!

[@TequilaToothpick]

Wtf???

[@ShanghaiRooster]

They had last Friday (10th September) as an all black day, so normal Countdown was replaced by one with Trevor McDonald as host, black contestants and so on. Quite what they meant to achieve by it I have no idea, as the whole thing seemed so tokenistic and somewhat condescending.

[@TequilaToothpick]

@@ShanghaiRooster Sounds pretty awesome not gonna lie. Does England not have black people though? I'm confused.

[@ShanghaiRooster]

@@TequilaToothpick Yes, there are black people here. In the 2011 census (the most recent I can find figures for) black people made up 3% of the population. Asian people - mostly from the Indian subcontinent, made up just under 7% and mixed race just under 2%. Whites made up 87%. The missing 1% are described as 'other' (whatever that means!). As a case in point, Channel 4 doesn't have a special day for Asians, despite their being more than double the black population here, so one has to wonder what is the point of this nonsense other than white liberals massaging their sense of self-satisfaction with woke talking points.

[@TequilaToothpick]

@@ShanghaiRooster What's wrong with celebrating other cultures that offends your fragile white ego?