Cave Johnson into the Caverse | The Complete Saga

After continuous hard ships Aperture Laboratories no longer has the funding to create test chambers for its scientific cause. That is, until Cave Johnson the founder and CEO of Aperture Science has a brilliant idea; get Greg to build a dimension hopping device and get alternate universes to build test chambers for Aperture Prime. All is going according to plan until something gets in their way and that something is alternate Cave Johnsons. Will Cave Prime and the rest of his crew be able to test in peace? Only time will tell.
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[@ic0nic707]

16:01 “Cave Johnson, new owner and CEO of Black Mesa.” that caught me offguard lol

[@lazzerchicken]

Same lol

[@Dark_CaveJohnson]

Omg Cyn pfp, hello

[@ic0nic707]

@@Dark_CaveJohnson hello!! fellow cyn fan!

[@Dark_CaveJohnson]

@@ic0nic707 we seem to be a rare breed in KZbin (Cyn pfps) but oh well

[@officialrhythmicthoughts]

JK Simmons is a national treasure and I am thankful for his existence

[@codygarton7177]

i love how Cave Johnsons last recording in portal 2 implies that aperture was able to use up the entirety of the cash universe and ultimately went bankrupt

[@sethpeace9235]

Cave Prime is not the Cave Johnson from Portal 2. They are canonically from different universes.

[@ThrillzTheGreatest]

16:00 Cave Johnson is such a legend that in an alternate universe, he bought Black Mesa and completely averted the half-life series

[@mikeypoop]

"Just because we own a universe made of money doesn't mean I'M made of money!" Always gets me

[@joshuarobinson8529]

6:26 9:52 The call-backs to the Mantis DNA Experiments were incredible. Exhibit A: The mantis society's inhabitants, I'll leave to the imagination. Exhibit B: What, did someone spike the DNA with a viral vector?

[@Greg3.14]

So I didn’t realize this until recently but the Lego dimensions Portal levels has Cave quotes with the mantis men. I totally recommend giving those a listen too.

[@joshuarobinson8529]

Cave Johnson in this "PRIME" world at 14:07 is amazingly sensible. He shuts down GLaDOS after witnessing the results of CaveDOS. (On a side note, Blaperture Cave at 16:01 is also sensible. In his world, there was no Resonance Cascade because the "unforeseen consequences" never came to pass.)

[@Greg3.14]

I love how these DLC quotes give us a taste of two different outcomes that could have happened instead of the sad ending for Cave that did happen in the actual game.

[@cosmicallyhomeless8726]

Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military-grade product- the TARDIS.

[@Greg3.14]

Actually ours is the TARTIS: Totally Aperture’s Real Time-machine That (This is silent) Is Not (This is also silent) Stolen

[@digitalunity]

They didn't have to write a whole story for user generated content, but they did. I miss when Valve still cared about their games instead of just updating localization files and adding terrible awful community maps for Christmas...

[@Greg3.14]

So true, I miss old Valve.

[@L1z43vr]

So you mean them bringing back Cave Johnson for Aperture Desk Job and giving him more lines and therefore more more to the already extensive Half-Life/Porta universe is them not caring for their games? …No seriously, I’m not even joking, Cave’s there in the game EDIT: My friend alerted me that I shouldn’t spoil people about the ending o the new Portal spin off. That gave me another idea: spoil MORE people about the new Portal spin off!

[@digitalunity]

@@L1z43vr I think I wrote the original comment before desk job came out. All the same, played desk job. Loved it. Wish it was longer than 30 minutes. So. Who's ready to get out there and make a spiritual successor to Portal that takes place in the Sentient Cloud Universe?

[@VEE0034]

​@@L1z43vr alyx

[@m00sio]

I know this comment is a year old but contrary to popular belief, Valve does care about their games. It's just that they are not a big studio capable of working on new games while having to manage the biggest digital game store of all time, while also maintaining DOTA and CS and TF.

[@CatsandBoots935]

A game this old making an appearance on a platform as new as tiktok is a testament to what a timeless masterpiece it is

[@Greg3.14]

Amen to that

[@SusDoctor]

My favorite universe is where cave Johnson is alive and bought out black mesa. Which saved the world.

[@Greg3.14]

Honestly that’s my favorite too, I like to believe that Cave bought Black Mesa and used their technology to explore the multiverse tbh.

[@lowestpaper4186]

I love this, it’s just the best. Mutiversal story’s are hard to make in story telling but of course portal tells it perfectly, however anything with cave in is perfect.

[@mulletman2523]

Doug Rattman was acknowledged in the game?! 11:38 also foreshadowing to apeture desk job. Cave Johnson in a computer

[@Greg3.14]

Just in there’s dlc quotes and his little hide outs

[@citysmall3427]

14:07 its this audio file in which we realized we've lost the Original Cave we started with, and are never going to know wether or not we're listening to the real him, ever again.

[@Greg3.14]

I I think Cavos is not the original Cave because he’s in a universe where there isn’t a Caroline and it’s Greg instead.

[@citysmall3427]

@@Greg3.14 maybe. Not sure. I wasnt quite tracking who Cavos is. Is that the computer? My assumption was at 14:07 when "Chariots Chariots" says hes cancelling the GLaDOS program, we know that isn't our Cave, because Glados exists in the future in our universe.

[@Greg3.14]

@@citysmall3427 the reason that Cave is canceling the Glados Initiative is because of the Evil Computer Cave.

[@joshuarobinson8529]

@@Greg3.14 And yet we have a GLaDOS in our "canon" main world.

[@catsukisubaru3715]

@@joshuarobinson8529 to begin with I doubt cave canonically made an alternate reality invasion program lol

[@kajto3595]

15:54 cave johnson goes insane

[@zipffydando9321]

Cave prime as I live and breath.... METHANE

[@aceswx5378]

I like to believe 11:36 to 14:07 was the universe Aperture Desk Job took place in.

[@Greg3.14]

Me too

[@ethanlivemere1162]

It definitely is lol

[@inky3575]

I don't think so. We would have definitely noticed if the robot head was "stadium-sized".

[@Jacy-dx6dx]

​@@inky3575 a prototype chassis. Like one of glados'

[@angelapuzzle]

5:01 See? THEY COULD DO IT

[@jacksondesorcy1851]

Cave Johnson is the CEO we all strive to be!

[@fritiofclarin3611]

I can listen to this mans voice for hours

[@toddfloured]

Well about that super computer cave now huh

[@Greg3.14]

I like how that ended up being the true ending for Cave

[@user-ht2jh4rn8h]

1:26 All hail The Glow Cloud.

[@davidbettcher8843]

This presentation is hilarious 😆

[@Greg3.14]

I got an F on it sadly

[@metamaster646]

@@Greg3.14 wait was this a project for a class xD

[@Greg3.14]

@@metamaster646 nah just a creation out of sheer boredom

[@metamaster646]

@@Greg3.14 ah. Still really good work.

[@ariezon]

so hold on, does that mean the portal game we played is not the prime universe? because they cancel GLadOS, which I don't think it ever occured anywhere in portal series. IIRC GLadOS just start without problem other than cave johson died before the OS started working.

[@Greg3.14]

Honestly I think the game is on its own time line and these quotes take place in a universe where Cave never got sick. I kind of just made my own story out of it.

[@EggEnjoyer]

Prime is an arbitrary term. Who decided what universe is the original? Or prime. He just calls himself Cave prime due to his ego. He has no valid reason to do so. That’s why he also calls himself the “real” cave Johnson. He’s no more real than any of the others

[@ariezon]

@@EggEnjoyer We call him prime because he said so and we are his employee so let's go with that.

[@jeremyjw]

17:13 whoa , that branch of the BBB is just a couple of miles from where i grew up i've never had a youtube video literally hit so close to home

[@joesmith8435]

>portal and half life dont take place in prime earth because GLaDOS doesnt exist

[@evolatile3871]

9:35 omg I love this so much. Retail worker cave here

[@Greg3.14]

The possibilities are endless of how many Alternate Caves are out there.

[@evolatile3871]

@@Greg3.14 facts

[@north7500]

Space sphere cave sounds like me playing RimWorld

[@Greg3.14]

Just groaning the entire time? Same.

[@alphaaxis64501]

they took the absolute piss out of cave here. I love it

[@Baudo13]

9:52 ♥

[@aitipsea3909]

Great references! I specially liked the What If...? ones like Paul Rudd's head in a jar

[@Greg3.14]

I actually made that around the time What If? Marvel Zombies came out if it wasn’t obvious

[@GIZMOGNOM3]

just to let everyone know, this is all canon in Portal AND Half Life

[@jkmenttonet1478]

Awesome video

[@EllisHudsonn]

This is a gem

[@lNGSOC]

10:06

[@thewest49man56]

i have enjoyed this these 26:06 mintues

[@Greg3.14]

I’m glad you enjoyed the video. Thank you so much for watching it.

[@jonslade17]

Truly the greatest character of all time

[@frenchburgur]

Time stamps (not done) 0:00 Cave, Earth 1 1:21 Sentient Cloud 2:28 Cave Prime 3:00 Aperture Rituals 3:14 Soylet Green 3:31 Dancing Cave 3:46 Robot-A-Cop 4:39 Cave Prime, Slow Light 5:01 Terra Three Penal Science Colony 6:27 Men-Mantises 6:46 Space Test Satellite 7:45 Aperture Hollow Science Jungle

[@spacereaper8283]

So, Greg, did cave send you over to dark cave?

[@Quaxo21]

All hail the sentient cloud

[@Greg3.14]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qH2tgK2unap_aJosi=vD2f0dVh8W7y5zEO All Hail!

[@stachman9531]

imposter?!?!?

[@Lunarcreeper]

11:05 (saving progress)

[@BodenPflanze]

Cave johnson is the best ceo

[@lisaeames8031]

SOYLENT GREEN WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

[@Greg3.14]

It’s actually from a movie about the Earth running out of food so the government starts turning people into Soylent Green for food.

[@TheMetalmarkus]

lol the flat earth tho

[@mazombieme4045]

I love trucker cave

[@codenamegamma7989]

Get a load of this im dead 11:43

[@andrewkovnat]

The likely-automated video editing is giving me a seizure. It's completely incoherent with the narrative.

[@Greg3.14]

I agree the video is rough but it was my first big project with something like this. I actually photoshopped most of the images together and put them in a movie editor over the voice lines. I’m not into the AI stuff.

[@andrewkovnat]

@@Greg3.14 From a more constructive standpoint, yeah I did notice a lot of attention and detail was put into it. My word of advice is to animate for broader sentences, instead of going word by word exactly. But this is also its own style too, so you can also just call me out for being overcritical. Sorry for being a bit harsh with my comment.

[@Greg3.14]

@@andrewkovnat I’m more than willing to listen to people watching my videos. This was posted maybe 2 years ago, my editing has improved from what’s in this video luckily.

[@therealbeanbot]

I didn’t get any voice lines during the custom levels

[@Greg3.14]

It really depends on the creator of the chamber tbh

[@erikpng]

​@@Greg3.14never played this dlc. How do these voicelines work? Like, were they chosen for specific maps by Valve to make this story line?

[@oklahomacityradiowaves5462]

0:26 Wave Gun???

[@Greg3.14]

I’m a huge Portal fan and an even bigger zombies fan

[@oklahomacityradiowaves5462]

@@Greg3.14 Hell yeah, This guy gets it.

[@joeygamer3455]

How long does it take

[@Greg3.14]

All the way from August until now.

[@skeleton_craftGaming]

What business does the NEC have with my Godzillas?

[@pa_lomita3500]

17:55 why does it make me so sad? (But can someone splain me what does he mean whith lick this? English its nit my native language)

[@EggEnjoyer]

It means to beat or get over an illness. So he’s saying that he thinks that if you finish this test, he’ll pull through and survive

[@pa_lomita3500]

Ok now I feel worse

[@neeeeerdinc.7977]

So salty

[@Greg3.14]

Very

[@lVlonkberry]

Gouda Earth where tho 🧀

[@Greg3.14]

We’re staying hopeful but all we’ve found is an “American Cheese” Earth

[@lVlonkberry]

@@Greg3.14 Ah, that's sad... On the bright side it'll go nicely with Toast Bread Earth

[@Greg3.14]

@@lVlonkberry we’re getting closer and closer to our dream of one day ascending to “Olive Garden” Earth

[@Furluge]

@@Greg3.14 Olive Garden earth world be pure hell. I'd rather be in American cheese earth. At least that stuff has a purpose.

[@fawkewe]

As much as i love this it kinda ruined the ant one. It made it seem like this aperture destroyed the world with ants which is eh. Than it’s revealed Cave Johnson just saw a movie which is funny. Than its revealed its our cave which is histarical

[@sahilhossian8212]

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