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Portal 2 - Every Single Cave Johnson Line (Almost)

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Күн бұрын

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@KangarooJay
@KangarooJay 3 жыл бұрын
I think I'm missing one line but I can't find it anywhere, it was about not agitating and testing around some other people that showed up or something edit: this video belongs on my archival channel but i'm just gonna leave it here anyway
@fa1thfulgam3r97
@fa1thfulgam3r97 2 жыл бұрын
Well done though!
@CardCaptorDeadpool
@CardCaptorDeadpool Жыл бұрын
Valve gave us over an hour and a half of Cave content last year lol
@KangarooJay
@KangarooJay Жыл бұрын
gotta update it eventually
@maxmyzer9172
@maxmyzer9172 Жыл бұрын
Cave cube? Also, Caroline's "Mr. Johnson I don't want this" - both of these were unused in the final game
@adora_was_taken
@adora_was_taken Жыл бұрын
Was it "If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them."? I'm pretty sure that line is only said by the announcer (and GLaDOS in an unused clip).
@Weston-s4k
@Weston-s4k Жыл бұрын
Imagine being a Black Mesa employee, and finding out your rivals managed to create multi-dimensional travel decades before you even began work on teleportation.
@Intellectual_Designs
@Intellectual_Designs Жыл бұрын
I keep wondering who the mole was...or did they just figure out Mr. Johnson's password..
@TheMisterMix
@TheMisterMix Жыл бұрын
And then they rename your facility "Laperture"
@dotalad4537
@dotalad4537 Жыл бұрын
This sounds like the whole “prime Rick” “c 137” Rick and Morty thing 😂
@wesleymiles8756
@wesleymiles8756 Жыл бұрын
And its the same company that injected gasoline into peoples blood and took apart hobos with no apparent goal
@Goated.edits1765
@Goated.edits1765 11 ай бұрын
Imagine being an aperture employee and finding out one of your rival's employees singe handedly stopped the apocalypse
@mitchinatr7093
@mitchinatr7093 2 жыл бұрын
Protect JK Simmons at all costs.
@pifflesomepuffnadder855
@pifflesomepuffnadder855 Жыл бұрын
No need, Cave's already immortal. 😎
@brickcraftproductions3065
@brickcraftproductions3065 Жыл бұрын
He has a laser cannon in Mount Rushmore, which is plenty of protection
@linkfreeman1998
@linkfreeman1998 Жыл бұрын
@@brickcraftproductions3065 omg lmao... So Cave Johnson is now President Ackerman?
@jollygrapefruit786
@jollygrapefruit786 Жыл бұрын
Bro have you SEEN him? Dudes fucking jacked. I think he can protect himself lmfao
@thespinningchickennugget7871
@thespinningchickennugget7871 6 күн бұрын
​@@pifflesomepuffnadder855well, some of him are. i think cave prime canonically dies of moon poisoning.
@jendouglas9781
@jendouglas9781 10 ай бұрын
Say what you want about Cave. At least his teleportation technology never caused an alien invasion that led to the whole world becoming one giant dystopia.
@JohnnyWalker180proof
@JohnnyWalker180proof 8 ай бұрын
Nah it did. Just at some differing point in the infinite multiverse. Probably the same damn one where G-Man is getting constantly hunted by a renegade Chell while Gordon is input into the GlaDOS system. Or it might be the one with "goopy" people.
@ob2kenobi388
@ob2kenobi388 5 ай бұрын
Honestly, say what you want about Aperture-at least THEY kept their disasters contained to the building.
@jacksonwells-hd2uj
@jacksonwells-hd2uj 5 ай бұрын
Yeah atleast Black Mesa had milk, father figure, bitches, good memes, H.E.V, and funding from the U.S.
@Solitaire-enjoyer
@Solitaire-enjoyer 5 ай бұрын
Nah, the combine is a multiverse aperture who destroyed the lemonverse and went on a multiverse killing spree😂
@ob2kenobi388
@ob2kenobi388 5 ай бұрын
@@Solitaire-enjoyer They're out to destroy EVERY universe where lemons have ever existed.
@fertileplanet7756
@fertileplanet7756 Жыл бұрын
I love how literally the last thing you ever hear him say is "Cave Johnson, we're done here"
@bogartwilley
@bogartwilley 11 ай бұрын
What's funnier, is the fact it's only AFTER they find the infinite money universe he just disappears LMAO Talk about a good businessman!
@darkshader100
@darkshader100 6 ай бұрын
1. I hope they made that the last line Simmons recorded 2. The fate of Johnson is known. Aperture Desk job tells us this! It would be funny if he was in that universe tho 😅 3. I wanna be in the universe with portal 3 😂
@chuckplainview4085
@chuckplainview4085 Жыл бұрын
"Say goodbye Caroline" "Goodbyeee Caroline! 😊"... "She is a gem!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@trial_with_an_error9687
@trial_with_an_error9687 Жыл бұрын
"Goodbye Caroline..."
@ScarletsWork
@ScarletsWork Жыл бұрын
She is very personable
@fauzanaziz6365
@fauzanaziz6365 11 ай бұрын
​@@trial_with_an_error9687 "Goodbye...sir.."
@Intelligence_Core3
@Intelligence_Core3 8 ай бұрын
​@@trial_with_an_error9687GLaDOS: Goodbye **short pause** Caroline
@Intelligence_Core3
@Intelligence_Core3 6 ай бұрын
Irrelevant, but 666 upvotes
@ericmarley7060
@ericmarley7060 Жыл бұрын
"Right. Now, you might be asking yourself, 'Cave, just how difficult are these tests? What was in that phone book of a contract I signed? Am I in danger?' Let me answer those questions with a question: Who wants to make sixty dollars? Cash."
@rickyalert
@rickyalert 8 ай бұрын
goat talk
@jonslade17
@jonslade17 8 ай бұрын
He is so quotable
@thetsarofall8666
@thetsarofall8666 8 ай бұрын
"do NOT get covered in the repulsion gel. We havent nailed down exactly what element it is but i'll tell ya this, its a lively one and it does not like the human skeleton"
@toristeele2012
@toristeele2012 Жыл бұрын
"How good is our science? Get a load of this! I'm D E A D."
@Solongsocialmedia
@Solongsocialmedia 5 ай бұрын
I mean... Cave's not wrong.
@Spongie_Pancakes
@Spongie_Pancakes 2 жыл бұрын
9:51 here’s the life and lemons monologue
@aaydinturk
@aaydinturk Жыл бұрын
thank you
@GamingKingdom91
@GamingKingdom91 5 ай бұрын
Not the same without GLaDOS cheering him on lol
@ashleytrout7452
@ashleytrout7452 Жыл бұрын
Cave Johnson just preventing half life
@davisdf3064
@davisdf3064 Жыл бұрын
I'd imagine he fired Gordon Freeman, poor Gordon
@nopeeking287
@nopeeking287 5 ай бұрын
@@davisdf3064 Then he got a new job… at McDonald’s. G-Man visited once and said.. “I told you there were unforeseen consequences, Dr.freeman..”
@goroakechi6126
@goroakechi6126 Ай бұрын
@@davisdf3064 Oh please, Gordon’s a genius who doesn’t give a single shit about OSHA violations. He’d probably be Cave’s star scientist
@igotwrecked
@igotwrecked 12 күн бұрын
Gordon Freeman will immediately get fired for being late so many times.
@demboisbrainless
@demboisbrainless 7 күн бұрын
Or is he the true leader of the combine in the multi verses......
@jamesofhoenn4790
@jamesofhoenn4790 Жыл бұрын
“Lab boys” Bean Counters” When you’re the boss you can use whatever terms you want to describe people beneath you
@Heliogabalos
@Heliogabalos Жыл бұрын
I like the idea of Pure Intellect Cave being in that Portal 1 GLaDOS with the tiny little head and the voice coming out of it just being normal not robotized Cave voice.
@gamebotpocket
@gamebotpocket Жыл бұрын
Explains why he wants to scratch his nose so badly
@glitzen05dood
@glitzen05dood Жыл бұрын
explains Aperture Desk Job quite well.
@PH0B0PH1L1A
@PH0B0PH1L1A 2 жыл бұрын
ever since i watched gravity falls i can't disconnect these two characters bc they share a voice actor (jk simmons voiced both stanford pines and cave johnson) so listening to this is REALLY funny to me
@Queen_Miku
@Queen_Miku 2 жыл бұрын
Wait he voiced STANFORD PINES?
@PH0B0PH1L1A
@PH0B0PH1L1A Жыл бұрын
@@Queen_Miku HE DID
@Queen_Miku
@Queen_Miku Жыл бұрын
@@PH0B0PH1L1A I never knew-
@JustADoodle00
@JustADoodle00 Жыл бұрын
im literally jyst about to rewatch this whole video but imagining cave johnson as ford, and of his assistants as fiddlford, and ball just making random appearances
@Queen_Miku
@Queen_Miku Жыл бұрын
@@JustADoodle00 I keep imagining that cave is gonna ask his employees to get him photos of spooder man
@jakethecake001
@jakethecake001 Жыл бұрын
I genuinely did not know that they got J. K. Simmons to voice Cave Johnson. I thought it was just someone who sounded exactly like him.
@yama5182
@yama5182 6 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣…I knew it him immediately! ❤❤
@A_Funne_Boi
@A_Funne_Boi 2 жыл бұрын
Im just realizing the 2 alternate testers were probably Atlas and P-Body cuz of the high five taunt they have.
@davisdf3064
@davisdf3064 2 жыл бұрын
Wich means that the GLaDOS that we all know and love probably also has access to the Multiverse
@A_Funne_Boi
@A_Funne_Boi 2 жыл бұрын
@@davisdf3064 wonder what she needs the multiverse for?
@davisdf3064
@davisdf3064 2 жыл бұрын
@@A_Funne_Boi Resources, Space, Energy production, the Multiverse is usefull for pratically anything. That's why i would love if GLaDOS appeared at any point in Half-Life, she would be so DAMN powerful.
@MASS-TT
@MASS-TT Жыл бұрын
@@davisdf3064 in fact, Cave Johnson talked about black mesa. so GlaDos could appear
@Xtra_21
@Xtra_21 Жыл бұрын
@@A_Funne_Boi poker
@adamsworld2772
@adamsworld2772 8 ай бұрын
My favorite line: "They told me to not do pre-recorded messages, that gave me a idea, MAKE MORE PRE-RECORDED MESSAGES"
@adamsworld2772
@adamsworld2772 8 ай бұрын
Same with "That's a Elevator, not a Bathroom." XD
@Pfromm007
@Pfromm007 Жыл бұрын
Erik Wolpaw, lead writer on Portal 2, is such a comedic genius
@isomericgamer6644
@isomericgamer6644 Жыл бұрын
He also wrote half life 2 episode one and episode two and half life alyx. His writing is amazing
@TheIrkenEmpire420
@TheIrkenEmpire420 5 ай бұрын
​@@isomericgamer6644And he also wrote one of the best brainy platformers of all time.
@osphin9413
@osphin9413 Жыл бұрын
31:26 ... ummh ... I think he went through too many parallel universes issues
@baconeggsandwich
@baconeggsandwich Жыл бұрын
Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, persistent dry cough or your heart stopping, because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
@nonameman7114
@nonameman7114 Жыл бұрын
The dark humor in portal is great. That line had me wheezing the first time I heard it.
@zeltzamer4010
@zeltzamer4010 Жыл бұрын
@@nonameman7114Much like asbestos.
@lourdespachla6516
@lourdespachla6516 Жыл бұрын
​@@nonameman7114oh no.
@uranian-Umbra
@uranian-Umbra 11 ай бұрын
@@nonameman7114 I have something to tell you
@sandoh9500
@sandoh9500 2 жыл бұрын
The announcer pack for Dota 2 has more lines of Cave Johnson than all of Portal 2 lol
@chipcroswell1738
@chipcroswell1738 Жыл бұрын
19:27 “Don’t make me call the dance police.” 😂
@bear0nflipside
@bear0nflipside Жыл бұрын
29:50 Noooo... they cancled GLaDOS..
@nameless646
@nameless646 2 жыл бұрын
I cannot stop associating that voice with J Jonah Jameson.
@123victornaruto
@123victornaruto 2 жыл бұрын
Same VA
@aihereplia
@aihereplia Жыл бұрын
They are both JK simmons and work their employee to death so yeah you can't
@Fredfazbear1983
@Fredfazbear1983 Жыл бұрын
@@aiherepliaboth are based tho
@kaysrandomchannel4618
@kaysrandomchannel4618 11 ай бұрын
I think of Stanford Pines.
@janyozenith4331
@janyozenith4331 10 ай бұрын
I associate with Terrence Fletcher "Are you rushing or dragging?"
@ProfoundKrab
@ProfoundKrab Жыл бұрын
Cave Johnson: Enter the Portalverse Cave Johnson: Across the Portalverse Cave Johnson: Beyond the Portalverse
@kaysrandomchannel4618
@kaysrandomchannel4618 11 ай бұрын
Those movies were so damn good.
@BaxterAndLunala
@BaxterAndLunala 8 ай бұрын
First movie: "Hey, Wallace! Press the green button for me!" Second movie: "My name is Wheatley, but you can call me the Turret King." Third movie: "Alright, whose damn lemons are these!? Life's!?"
@TankR
@TankR 8 ай бұрын
@@BaxterAndLunala Third movie post credit scene: "OW OW OW SHIT SHIT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!! WRITE THIS DOWN!!! HOT HOT OW!!!"
@alexfischer7876
@alexfischer7876 7 ай бұрын
_Cave Johnson: Portalverse of Combustible Lemons Madness_
@autismandgaming4532
@autismandgaming4532 7 ай бұрын
Imagine discovering the multiverse as a capitalistic endeavour
@heavenandhello6629
@heavenandhello6629 Жыл бұрын
“Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you!”
@M01t3n.
@M01t3n. Жыл бұрын
27:14. Probably one of my favorite Caves(Johnson's? Cave Johnson's? Ah who cares, point is he is one of the best)
@allanchoy1386
@allanchoy1386 Жыл бұрын
My favourite is the Roach one that tested the homo-sapiens injection.
@Intelligence_Core3
@Intelligence_Core3 4 ай бұрын
​@@allanchoy1386He was a mantis, but I hear you
@tricursor2481
@tricursor2481 Жыл бұрын
Portal 2 really is one of the best games ever. Watching those commercials just made me remember how amazing that time was. Last real game Valve released before near silence for a decade. Cave Johnson's writing makes me want them to make a million more before JK Simmons passes. The idea of a company who was making stuff so advanced but never came out because they were so concerned with testing that they went bankrupt before they could. They were so far ahead that they had portals in the 60s while black mesa had a much worse version 40 years later. So excited for them to explore this universe more.
@tpd1864blake
@tpd1864blake Жыл бұрын
Black Mesa probably got portals a little bit earlier than 40 years, judging by the state of the old prototype labs in Blue Shift
@tricursor2481
@tricursor2481 Жыл бұрын
@@tpd1864blake but is blue shift canon?
@Sacren365
@Sacren365 11 ай бұрын
@tricursor2481 I remember my friend telling me that everything Valve makes is canon. ​If that's true, then yes.
@KangarooJay
@KangarooJay 11 ай бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHexhoiqp6eGo7c (this video is about opposing force, not blue shift, but they're both gearbox expansions)
@tricursor2481
@tricursor2481 11 ай бұрын
@@Sacren365 but Valve didnt make opposing force or blue shift. These were externally developed spin offs.
@Helluva-Hurricane
@Helluva-Hurricane 4 ай бұрын
I can’t believe no one is talking about Stanford pines
@Cametendo
@Cametendo 8 ай бұрын
Just a little Fun Fact: Cave Johnson and Ford Pines (Gravity Falls) are both voice acted by J.K. Simmons
@ArcienPlaysGames
@ArcienPlaysGames Жыл бұрын
15:29 Simmons is a legend
@Intelligence_Core3
@Intelligence_Core3 10 ай бұрын
Yes he is. A meme legend as well (because of J. Jonah Jameson's laugh). :)
@felinusfeline5559
@felinusfeline5559 Жыл бұрын
It's subtle but Cave starts off fairly amicable and assuring the testers. Also has plans in place if something goes wrong. Later, when Apeture starts struggling, he gets more brusque and dismissive and the tests get more dangerous. Then he starts ranting to himself more and more and insulting people.
@MrGeorgeFlorcus
@MrGeorgeFlorcus 9 ай бұрын
4:30 "trace amounts of time travel" might be my second favorite bit, just behind the infamous "lemons" rant Edit: Also 8:48 "Beard dirt" as a single off-hand line is amazing
@placeholderdoe
@placeholderdoe 9 ай бұрын
25:32 He was so scared he didn’t even tell people to get back to work
@Intelligence_Core3
@Intelligence_Core3 4 ай бұрын
Me when there's a Radscorpion or Mole Rat attack in Fallout Shelter
@josephwalton487
@josephwalton487 Жыл бұрын
JK Simmons is freaking incredible.
@B0X3DCAT
@B0X3DCAT 2 жыл бұрын
This guy was really cool! Too bad the funky space rocks got him
@Eleanorotica
@Eleanorotica 11 ай бұрын
Every line is pure gold in both writing and delivery what a treat
@apgagn157
@apgagn157 Жыл бұрын
This was much needed.
@critespranberry8872
@critespranberry8872 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Jay Jonah Jameson would get along with Cave
@shaeisgae8952
@shaeisgae8952 8 ай бұрын
Any of those dimensions got pictures of spiderman?
@alexfischer7876
@alexfischer7876 7 ай бұрын
@@shaeisgae8952 Spider-Man with combustible lemons rushing or dragging the Fire Nation attack?
@odessa745
@odessa745 4 ай бұрын
Nah JJJ is a conspiracy theorist, probably anti-science
@critespranberry8872
@critespranberry8872 4 ай бұрын
@@odessa745 Cave Johnson and JJJ arguing about conspiracy theories "There are only so many ways to work with stone! Of course ancient humans could stack up rocks without help!" "ATLANTIS PEOPLE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS-"
@PengwinGaming205
@PengwinGaming205 Жыл бұрын
Damn, they knew asbestos was bad in the 40s, thats crazy
@polluxbollux
@polluxbollux Жыл бұрын
Personal Favourite series of lines 2:10 - 4:10
@allanchoy1386
@allanchoy1386 Жыл бұрын
22:07 is my favourite part.
@alial3437
@alial3437 11 ай бұрын
It's my favorite too! I was laughing when I first heard it in one of the custom maps!
@Intelligence_Core3
@Intelligence_Core3 10 ай бұрын
Mantis Cave Johnson sounds like a demon
@Intelligence_Core3
@Intelligence_Core3 7 ай бұрын
25:31 One of my favorite Cave Johnson voice lines
@legalmissingzx9
@legalmissingzx9 9 ай бұрын
"just try to get close to that baby. Your Funeral. Cave Johnson" 😂😭😂😂 14:13
@hogfry
@hogfry 8 ай бұрын
JK Simmons is a literal treasure. The Man is sarcasm made manifest.
@bemasaberwyn55
@bemasaberwyn55 7 ай бұрын
Think he was just riffing? 😂😂
@LargeCoke_Mediumfry
@LargeCoke_Mediumfry 10 ай бұрын
God, I love VALVe when they actually make games. Portal 2 was one of their best games they had ever made. Very good story, voice acting, they pushed the engine to its limits, beautiful lighting, the chamber building was great and the dialogue was definitely one of my favorite parts of this game.
@whatno5090
@whatno5090 Жыл бұрын
Tiny microchip about the size of a postcard
@Lunarcreeper
@Lunarcreeper Жыл бұрын
how did jk simons not kill himself from these quotes 25:43 31:26
@ArcienPlaysGames
@ArcienPlaysGames 10 ай бұрын
That first timestamp; Him going from the playful tone and IMMEDIATELY into the aggressive approach destroys me every time. How Simmons got through it is a conundrum to me
@SusDoctor
@SusDoctor 9 ай бұрын
Aperture is basically if soldier tf2 owned a science company Completely wild throwing literally anything for *✨ SCIENCE ✨*
@Microwave_guy
@Microwave_guy 5 ай бұрын
I feel like Cave is Rick but much more civilized, he invented inter-dimensional travel and inject a bunch of people with praying mantis DNA
@musstakrakish
@musstakrakish 2 ай бұрын
He's a coke head instead of a drunk
@ButteredGhost
@ButteredGhost Жыл бұрын
9:13 Ignore me I just need the time stamp for when my monologue starts
@BiddaMeanwater
@BiddaMeanwater Жыл бұрын
i genuinely watched this whole video
@BaxterAndLunala
@BaxterAndLunala 8 ай бұрын
35:58: He clearly has seen the Roland Emmerich Tristar Godzilla film.
@eventhorizon7374
@eventhorizon7374 6 ай бұрын
Anyone tried adding voice lines from "Whiplash" ? Imagine falling into old aperature and hearing, "Why are you looking down there, theres no mars bar"
@violentviolet8544
@violentviolet8544 11 ай бұрын
Those lines about the sentient cloud not liking having its picture taken and 'consuming' people is awfully nope-like
@freyamiles3718
@freyamiles3718 Жыл бұрын
12:20 oh they did sone play tests to know people would stab eachover in the back
@frranek7
@frranek7 Жыл бұрын
omni man as human was still overpowered
@DashingSteel
@DashingSteel Жыл бұрын
*S T O P* *I M P O S T I N G*
@DruzerMan
@DruzerMan Жыл бұрын
NEVER
@indigoimp0446
@indigoimp0446 11 ай бұрын
Oh, you stubborn... handsome devil.
@scrittle
@scrittle 7 ай бұрын
37:30
@IluminousOne-9.7.2
@IluminousOne-9.7.2 6 ай бұрын
"I will burn this planet down. WITH LEMONS!"
@ThDilos
@ThDilos Ай бұрын
addicted to this man's voice lately. he gave me the impression of a humorous and easy-going head manager inside a science facility what a nice guy
@Fjskdifjskadk
@Fjskdifjskadk Ай бұрын
You are indeed a horrible person. And an autist. Dont blame, I am too
@thetailsbacon
@thetailsbacon Ай бұрын
22:07 This line gives me the chills
@GabetheSlacker
@GabetheSlacker 11 ай бұрын
Say goodbye Caroline.
@KangarooJay
@KangarooJay 11 ай бұрын
Goodbye, Caroline!
@GabetheSlacker
@GabetheSlacker 11 ай бұрын
She is a gem.
@someuser4166
@someuser4166 5 ай бұрын
It's weird how he never ran into the combine considering they're all about concurring worlds and he went into several
@bestboi2945
@bestboi2945 Жыл бұрын
9:51 someone put this into the omiman speach
@solidzack
@solidzack Ай бұрын
Someone already did, before this video was even uploaded
@michaelfixedsys7463
@michaelfixedsys7463 Жыл бұрын
How do you put a superconductor on "full blast?"
@xXUnwiredXx
@xXUnwiredXx Жыл бұрын
Science
@lourdespachla6516
@lourdespachla6516 Жыл бұрын
Pee on it.
@shumpwumbus2813
@shumpwumbus2813 Жыл бұрын
very carefully
@Formalec
@Formalec 11 ай бұрын
One possibility is maximum magnetic field & max current through the superconductor. But Cave probably images some portal science gobbledygook
@Marzsala
@Marzsala 9 ай бұрын
Intel
@InkyDave1928
@InkyDave1928 7 ай бұрын
35:20 One my favorite lines of his.
@MsStrife1
@MsStrife1 11 ай бұрын
JK Simmons was the absolute best choice for Cave Johnson!
@EVIL0LLY
@EVIL0LLY 12 күн бұрын
favorite timestamps: 15:29 sad little octopus 15:54 i am literally in the future 16:58 were all very proud of greg. oh and you. 17:13 minute of silence 17:54 cloud leeches off caves skin 18:35 license to kill 18:58 soylent green 19:47 robota-cop 20:14 gregs tragic life 20:21 faster than light 21:22 cave gets shived 23:17 no windows 24:03 actual jumpscare from the lovely blärkbaŕg 24:30 HEY. STOP BLOWING UP HEADS. 25:15 junior cj 25:42 i seee you.. i see ur little feeeet 26:03 gregs creepy kid 28:36 if you said busting ghosts; tragically youd be wrong. 30:03 apature paranormal 31:36 kitty cat cave 33:38 cavena johnson 34:21 if ya see that one, will ya punch him in the throat for me? 34:38 ending up on earth prime 1 again 34:54 virtually rooting for the sick boy 😭 36:17 WE GOT A CONVOYYY 36:42 alt cave sent wasps 37:01 the frozen piss block.. 37:36 STOP IMPOSTING 38:06 dark cave lauhin 41:02 greg has tiny teeth
@Intelligence_Core3
@Intelligence_Core3 10 ай бұрын
9:50 POV: You came here for this
@thepuppetqueen57
@thepuppetqueen57 2 жыл бұрын
25:43 IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
@kylethejudge
@kylethejudge 2 жыл бұрын
Gross
@thepuppetqueen57
@thepuppetqueen57 2 жыл бұрын
@@kylethejudge lmao
@EVIL0LLY
@EVIL0LLY Жыл бұрын
IT FEELS LIKE A BOJACK LINE WHAT DOES THIS LINE MEAN I FEEL LIKE HE JUST PUT IT IN TO BE FUNNY OR SMTHING
@Dutchguy666TH
@Dutchguy666TH Жыл бұрын
i was scrolling through the comments wondering if someone was gonna say something about it
@thepuppetqueen57
@thepuppetqueen57 Жыл бұрын
@@Dutchguy666TH Idk why no one is talking about it lmao
@sebastian_lindau-skands
@sebastian_lindau-skands 5 ай бұрын
"I'm gonna burn your house down with lemons!"... i think he lost his shit xD
@energyalpha628
@energyalpha628 5 ай бұрын
Imagine how confused the scientists were when they heard that message
@graysonsmith7031
@graysonsmith7031 Жыл бұрын
This brings me so much joy!
@danielmallory4687
@danielmallory4687 Күн бұрын
33:37 cavena johnson 37:35 we stopped the evil johnson youd like to think that damn it
@Stoppie_October
@Stoppie_October Жыл бұрын
“You’ll know when the tests start” 🦗🦗🦗🦗
@IAmWhoAske
@IAmWhoAske 9 күн бұрын
"ehm guys, why is there a test subject with its head inside out?" "its only inside out from *your* perspective."
@WickedDoom12
@WickedDoom12 3 ай бұрын
"Sorry fellas, she's married, to science!" I CAN NEVER WIN, CAROLINE I LOVE YOU AAAAA-
@lyxnick
@lyxnick Жыл бұрын
Do NOT get covered in the repulsion gel.
@mrheadcrab1233
@mrheadcrab1233 3 ай бұрын
Cave is the embodiment of businessman of his time, never listens to what his employees has to say, sees everyone and everything as expendable, constantly believe they’re too big to fail even when making poor financial decisions, and very difficult to talk to if you work for him
@junklabs-studios1318
@junklabs-studios1318 10 ай бұрын
No wonder Portal has such great comedy 😂
@gambit5667
@gambit5667 5 ай бұрын
I love how cave johnson cared to tell them to get out of the building fast
@sergioporras1128
@sergioporras1128 12 сағат бұрын
Whoever wrote these lines is simply a genius
@madmike022
@madmike022 Жыл бұрын
When did all the multiverse ones play?? I didn't realize portal played so much into the multiverse
@KangarooJay
@KangarooJay Жыл бұрын
custom levels
@madmike022
@madmike022 Жыл бұрын
@@KangarooJaywtf a reply? nice surprise, and alright interesting, thanks
@TheTrueXaver
@TheTrueXaver Жыл бұрын
@@KangarooJayhuh? like community-made?
@KangarooJay
@KangarooJay Жыл бұрын
@@TheTrueXaver yes, on the steam workshop you can submit levels to be played (co-op and singleplayer) the game comes with a level editor
@TheTrueXaver
@TheTrueXaver Жыл бұрын
@@KangarooJay oh are the voice lines like custom dialogue that anyone can put in their maps?
@TheDarkVictini
@TheDarkVictini Жыл бұрын
33:08 When someone spoils an anime you are watching.
@crevanizekil
@crevanizekil 6 ай бұрын
Science isn't about "why?". It's about "WHY NOT?"!
@Mae4Ever
@Mae4Ever 10 ай бұрын
9:50 Cave Johnson after finding out his Star Fox game is broken
@SD-R_IC-0nSimp
@SD-R_IC-0nSimp 5 ай бұрын
I am wondering if there is a universe where JCJenson(the company from Murder Drones) bought Aperture Science. Would worker and disassembly drones test, and what would be the new test elements?
@SD-R_IC-0nSimp
@SD-R_IC-0nSimp 5 ай бұрын
Any new test element ideas? Here is an idea which I thought of myself the Drone fizzle field. Are there any more ideas from anyone else besides me,like tests that use the absolute solver.
@xbasgamesx
@xbasgamesx Ай бұрын
Chariot chariot cave here, thats such a good video you deserve a promotion! Unfortunaly we don't offer those so all i can give you is a like and a comment
@dakizivko56
@dakizivko56 Ай бұрын
„Cave Johnson here, introducing the Perfect addon to the Portal gun. The over-pressurized pillow!“
@balrogbean
@balrogbean 2 жыл бұрын
lol. 18:27 Codeword. If I say, Chariots, Zero. (after he says Chariots for the first time, rewind 5 seconds with left arrow key)
@deendeen9584
@deendeen9584 Жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@B2_R1YUZU
@B2_R1YUZU Жыл бұрын
@@deendeen9584 same
@notNyxiann
@notNyxiann Жыл бұрын
Blixer pfp lol
@dudewithachannel1163
@dudewithachannel1163 2 ай бұрын
Ironic but fitting the universe where Cave buys Black Mesa is the one where the earth doesn't end
@SH00T_TH3PUMP
@SH00T_TH3PUMP Жыл бұрын
Chariots Chariots
@NickNichols47
@NickNichols47 7 ай бұрын
Took me 2 hours to get through this. There are so many lines I had to back up and hear again. ❤
@jordanolson3173
@jordanolson3173 10 ай бұрын
This is the funniest shit I have listened to in a long time.
@DowaHawkiin
@DowaHawkiin Жыл бұрын
15:47 and so forth, where are all these lines from?
@KangarooJay
@KangarooJay Жыл бұрын
they are for the custom player levels on the workshop
@DowaHawkiin
@DowaHawkiin Жыл бұрын
@@KangarooJay Man, I've completed Portal 2 a few times, even the co-op with a friend, but I have never heard of this Lore from custom Community levels.
@KangarooJay
@KangarooJay Жыл бұрын
​@@DowaHawkiin levels that use Hammer (the Source level editor) directly or the BEE2 mod can change it
@erikpng
@erikpng Жыл бұрын
​@@KangarooJayso I was always wondering… can players just place whichever voicelines they want?
@TheJuErx
@TheJuErx Жыл бұрын
@@erikpng no, if the level wasn't made with a Source level editor, it just follows a certain order so it makes sense since some are related to the previous one
@AbiBomb
@AbiBomb 5 ай бұрын
31:33 The Black Mesa Part
@Fjskdifjskadk
@Fjskdifjskadk Ай бұрын
I LOVE the part, where he randomly starts meowing "Meow meow meow, this is Cave Johson" xD
@DougCraftOfficial
@DougCraftOfficial 11 ай бұрын
Next he’s gonna start demanding pictures of Spider Man, telling Mark to think, and trying to kill Bill Cipher
@kaysrandomchannel4618
@kaysrandomchannel4618 11 ай бұрын
REAL
@Intelligence_Core3
@Intelligence_Core3 10 ай бұрын
To be fair, they are all voiced by JK Simmons (Cave Johnson).
@MondySpartan
@MondySpartan 2 ай бұрын
And telling a drummer it’s not quite his tempo.
@chaneyphillips8317
@chaneyphillips8317 Жыл бұрын
I literally convinced myself this wasn't JK Simmons because it would have been so random for him to be in a Portal game. Everything he says is funny, even if it isn't meant to be.
@Quaxo21
@Quaxo21 8 ай бұрын
He is Jk simmons
@glowstick1168
@glowstick1168 Жыл бұрын
33:37 This has aged like fine wine 😂
@twelved4983
@twelved4983 10 ай бұрын
Unfortunately
@3DFella
@3DFella 7 ай бұрын
Based Cavina Johnson says trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️🗣️
@lordderpington8021
@lordderpington8021 6 ай бұрын
@@3DFella чортова Мерзенна Свиня, я повинен був би кинути тебе під гусениці російських педиків, перш ніж реактивний снаряд "смерчу" рознесе тебе до всіх чортів
@thejayinator585
@thejayinator585 9 ай бұрын
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