How to be a Canadian: 2 Canadian 2 Courteous

[@kristenlonergan350]

Every Canadian in a grocery store ever: “I’m just gonna SNEAK right past ya”

[@kellygurl5]

Kristen Wood hahahahahah yes, way too guilty of this!!

[@ryanward5770]

Wait hold on how did u know

[@mainyryan5978]

where was this part?

[@megavore97]

LOL so true.

[@tonyspro]

Kristen Wood r/quityourbullshit

[@queenali9039]

You forgot "trying to draw the Canadian flag free hand and eventually rage quitting"

[@Kiriuu]

Computer Automated Voice you have no idea how true this is

[@tavujackalopech.8346]

SOOOO TRUE

[@rdhillon1439]

yea lolol

[@brookeqs99]

Yes

[@ashiri5]

YASS!! THE TRUTH!!!

[@galahadthegreen5696]

You forgot “saying hi to strangers on the street” “Apologizing for stuff you probably don’t need to apologize for” “Laughing at American politics”

[@AJ-CR]

OOF I'm American. 🇺🇸

[@books2438]

Yeah we talk about American politics but not much about our own😂

[@katteycat]

It's mostly Europe where people don't say hi on the streets

[@linx4355]

I laugh at justin turdo all the time ;)

[@duncanadelaide3542]

...I already do all these things, and I'm American. Can I have Canadian citizenship now? Or a residency visa? Like seriously please can I come to your country before this one explodes?

[@oleskaprokopovych882]

You forgot: singing the French version of the national anthem at school and butchering all the words because no one really knows what they are

[@grimere4367]

100% accurate

[@lyric1462]

Oh I dont have to sing the french version I live in Ontario tho

[@isabelle-eh4pw]

un excuse me?

[@outtathered88]

Oleska Prokopovych very true

[@mr.catman6911]

Well I take French in school so, I know the words off the top of my head as a true maratimer

[@imtired7956]

The never ending war when two Canadians open the doors for each other.( I know from experience)

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

I live in the South. I can relate.

[@abesaint9288]

Y’all aren’t from Canada are you cause we don’t do that

[@edplays0.1]

Me too

[@T355V]

Yin yang Lord speak for yourself lmao

[@loganmiller3329]

Dont remind me of my war

[@TheJonStark]

I lost it at "KD for deranged psychopaths" with the ketchup lol

[@AnnoyingMoose]

It's entirely normal to put ketchup on KD because it contains cheese. Anything that has cheese or eggs in it gets ketchup put on it, DUH!

[@genotheshyskell5977]

@@AnnoyingMoose kd is one of those expsion like in french when you have one genrale rule and then 700,00,000 expsions

[@davedowling8469]

KD is not KD anymore they changed it to make it healthier.

[@ChantelStays]

TheJonStark best taste ever

[@Nechayev_]

...dam i want kd and ketchup now...

[@alexwilson4793]

95% of the people watching this are Canadian

[@sparda11]

Alex Wilson not me

[@julienbrown3041]

Proud Nova Scotian

[@skullsaintdead]

Aussie!

[@archiatty5541]

Im a filipino

[@vault911]

Indian

[@aidan2857]

They forgot to go to Canadian tire

[@Anteetum]

Ahhhhhhh yes our knockoff Home Depot

[@maybeasian5725]

@@Anteetum home depot is also in canada

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

@@Anteetum Lol what're you talking about you hoser? Canadian Tire has way more stuff than Home Depot. A Canadian Tire is almost like a cross between a Wal-Mart and a giant car parts store in terms of all the stuff it sells. A Home Depot just sells new furniture, home furnishings, soil and stuff like light bulbs

[@imatoastysmore]

Getting offended when strangers don't smile back at you on the street Getting frustrated when you have to colour a map of Canada because of the Nunavut islands Getting laughed at about your accent When people want you to say "aboot" and "sore-y" XP

[@CostaneFTW1]

I always did the nunavut as white, on account of how cold she is bud.

[@max-ud1xb]

I always just do a bunch of circles for the islands & hope it’s close 💀

[@HistoryLuvr]

Literally all my teachers say sore-y.

[@correctingmyselfasalways6599]

Nunavut Islands? Territories!!

[@coolcucumber7536]

Wait so you’re not supposed to say about but aboot?

[@bernalizacasareno7336]

Basic steps of being Canadian: Step 1: Maple syrup Step 2: say sorry in every sentence Step 3: Tim Horton’s is the best Step 4: milk in bags Step 5: *health care*

[@Snowy_Night_Qc]

Tim Hortons sucks since they've been bought by Burger King!

[@1985bjaycat]

We need it after all the donuts, beer bongs and maple syrup!!

[@NINATV_]

Bernaliza Casareno do you want to know what the basic step of being Canadian is? Be born in fucking Canada..

[@shahzeensaleem840]

@@NINATV_ never say fucking to any country

[@JohnDoeKek]

@@NINATV_ I hope you're being sarcastic with that comment.

[@solahaze8948]

son: I don't like hockey Dad: Get out of my house ... ten seconds later me: called it.

[@lilyminielly6361]

Yup

[@HMan2828]

@the lives of Maya and Quin Get out of my house.

[@RickyOneEye]

As a Canadian, this is all too true. Except for that dude sleeping with that other guys wife. Three hockey sticks readily available? RIP guy with glasses..

[@AZrakoon]

Forrest Miller My mom used to put tomato sauce in the Mac n cheese instead of putting ketchup

[@clevername6872]

Forrest Miller yep, RIP Guy With Glasses Us Canadians may be nice on the outside but if you annoy us somehow, your pretty much dead, I mean how did we fight off the US twice?

[@theseeker1983]

I know what happened. We don't want to be impolite when we threaten people. We kill people with kindness.

[@florenceml_]

Wow I guess you're not a true Canadian I'm Canadian and I'm sure that this is all sooooo NOT TRUE this offended me so bad

[@erikarneberg1845]

Forrest Miller But... But... that would be HIGH STICKING- penalty box for sure!!! ; )

[@aquacrabb1356]

maple syrup actually tastes really good on bacon

[@TheKim369]

And chicken.

[@kinglion9176]

And salmon with brown sugar

[@zane4964]

No

[@alexbabin3127]

And chicken nuggets

[@madison5315]

my dad likes maple syrup on ice cream

[@brittanyh6634]

3:26 *”HEY WERE HUNGRY WHOS OPEN!?”* Totally Canadian

[@mr.catman6911]

The part about there being a lot of small towns is correct, dunno about that one

[@alychiasson2139]

This song was lit in grade one. yes Americans, GRADE ONE

[@heatherbeaulac2738]

You mean FIRST GRADE?

[@loweffortspeedster]

@@heatherbeaulac2738 i prefer saying grade six instead of sixth grade, and i'm american. sorry.

[@maya-bx3vq]

Alison Chiasson what do they call it?

[@cons2752]

Maya fraga Americans call it first grade.

[@abesaint9288]

That song brings me back to kindergarten and y’all fighting over saying first grade or grade one

[@mapletoffee]

The issue with this is who rolls up with rim using only their hands? Everyone just tears them open with their teeth??

[@genotheshyskell5977]

yep

[@dennyspancakes]

it’s impossible to open it with your fingers

[@MrsBeautyIsPain17]

you press down at the top of the cup until it touches the other side and roll up with both thumbs . no teeth required

[@306Bloodline]

@@MrsBeautyIsPain17 ok there miss 1 in a million. the rest of the civilized world uses their teeth. well teeth, thumbs, and any prying tool nearby to be disappointed there wasn't a free coffee.

[@aesop2733]

You don't wanna do that because if you actually win something good then you need the whole cup in tact. The "you win (x)" tab can only be detached and used for stuff like muffins and coffees. Otherwise you need the whole cup due to counterfeiting problems in the past

[@madhavyu]

To the best neighbor a country can have, happy Canada Day from your American friends.

[@cristlewrite7944]

madhavyu awww

[@drbubbles8895]

madhavyu thank you!

[@cw6842]

[@zacharydemko1835]

+

[@meval1765]

Awwww..

[@renskedunnewold1995]

'Where am I supposed to go?' ... 'Europe' So true.

[@eatsoupeveryday]

You forgot clearing snow off your farm's driveway, and when you finish, there's more snow on the driveway than when you started

[@yikes2540]

Dude that happens to me on my driveway and I don’t even have a farm 😂

[@Windtorment]

Every freaking time 😂😂

[@DamnlmEvil]

"Dad, I just don't like Hockey" *Sad music* "Get out of my house, you're no son of mine" Best soap opera ive ever seen

[@cunninglinguiste2]

IF YOU'RE READING THIS HAPPY 150 CANADA. IT'S TIME TO FRIGGIN PARTY GUYS

[@Path_Less_Traveled]

RubberDildo 2:30 now boii

[@liamkearns3918]

RubberDildo l toLloyd p0

[@liamkearns3918]

Thanksplease

[@TopHatSchneider]

Unless you're indigenous...

[@diggermantigermutt4079]

RubberDildo YAAAAAY HAAPY 150 TO YOU TO!!!!! :D

[@SymonSays]

the funniest part about all the apologizing is in the legal system an apology is NOT considered an admission of guilt. I find that hilarious.

[@slunalang]

Ashley Smith well, I hope so... when you say I'm sorry as a reflex... I hope it's not admissible!

[@cw6842]

Yeah, I love my country.

[@ahobbit1273]

Makes sense, though, considering I’m the one who apologizes when someone bumps into me

[@Markyroson]

good thing too

[@aliciaisnumberone69]

Yes the apology act a real canadian act

[@therandomquakers]

I've got Canada in my pocket A little bit of history A penny, and a nickel And a quarter and a dime Mean a lot to you and me It's more than pocket money They're the symbols of our land They're pictures of important things For which this country stands The maple leaf, the maple leaf Is a beautiful sight to see It waves 'hello'' to us below From the top of a maple tree And with every year that passes It grows like you and me So should we all grow straight and tall Like the lovely maple tree The beaver, oh the beaver Is a beautiful sight to see He's a happy, furry animal Like a teddy bear with teeth He's never ever lazy He works all night and day Building houses for his family He's got no time to play The schooner, oh the schooner Is a beautiful sight to see It's a great big wooden sailing ship That can sail across the sea It brings to other countries The things their people need And brings back things Like chocolate bars And books for us to read The caribou, the caribou Is a beautiful sight to see He's a really big strong animal I'm sure you'll all agree He looks like Santa's reindeer And he loves it when The wind blows cold So he lives up north With the polar bears 'Cause he likes the ice and snow

[@barryhlushko9531]

Jovahkiin oh god it'.......its NOSTALGIA to much to much NOSTALGIA MY CHILDHOOD

[@Simone-zc2nk]

THE NOSTALGIA OH GUSH

[@rdhillon1439]

OMG GETTING MAJOR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL VIBES

[@tuberaze8284]

I learned this song in first grade

[@sharon5965]

I honestly wouldn’t mind if they made this the anthem instead

[@brianna4790]

“I’m just gonna SNEAK right past ya there”. “Ok BUD”

[@canuckgirl1624]

Sorry. Thanks eh?

[@afellowhuman8177]

I am canadian, and I can confirm that a lot of this is actually true.

[@dalepeto9620]

In AMERICA we have French fries, in Kanata they are called QUEBEC fries.

[@kabubbles-6711]

Dale Peto who.. who calls them that? What kind of psychopath calls them that? No Canadians do that

[@abesaint9288]

I’m Canadian and all I’m going to say is “fuck off”

[@joeyarrow2341]

@@abesaint9288 I'm Canadian and honestly don't confuse the politeness in public we are not really polite.... It is just a force of habit...cause that is all you hear in public....thank you...please ..sorry.. it is actually quite annoying I wish we were more direct respectful..and so many times after you see that person that hasn't called you for two years oh we should get together for dinner and they hug you they are never going to call you!!! These are my polite Canadians! LoL... And I love to drop the f-bomb all the ways

[@lyric1462]

@@joeyarrow2341 idk where you live in Canada but I feel like Ontario is not polite I have been to newfoundland and it is much better everyone there is oddly nice. When I came back to Ontario it was horrible

[@thelaststandn2049]

You forgot about being sorry for being sorry about something.

[@brycemw]

This happens to me way too much. I never realize how much I apologize until I am emailing someone from the UK and they say "No need to apologize" and I realize I apologized three times in the last email. I then say sorry for apologizing in the next email.

[@GhostTransit]

My dad got mad at me for this

[@Sunday4378-u2d]

That Charlie and The Chocolate Factory reference

[@Dylan-zx2pt]

Nobody mentioned it and I died

[@joebaumgart1146]

My first Canada Day as a Canadian citizen! 🇨🇦

[@Anthro777]

4:30 this video is a total fraud--he didn't use his teeth to roll up the rim!

[@iiyyaadd]

LOL YES

[@LocalTradesman225]

I’m not the only one who does that?-

[@KyleRuggles]

@@LocalTradesman225 LOL! I do it too... if only there was a way to roll down the rim using our fingernails and not get little drops on you, turning it upside down that is. It's hard to roll up!

[@officialboomtish214]

I do it too 😂

[@RavensCleric]

Lol I thought I was the only one!

[@mshaybra3187]

"I just don't like hockey" "get...out....you're not my son not anymore"

[@turkeysamich4059]

Um i had a similar experience but with football because im American TwT

[@jschuler53]

@@turkeysamich4059 I am American and live in a big sports town. I put up the Steeler flag so people will think i blend in. And not say stuff like, "what's the matter, too good for football? "

[@thomasfrew7987]

4:48 "Where'd all these people come from?" 😂😂😂 best part

[@janlloyddabalos7323]

Thomas Frew That part reminded me of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when he got the golden ticket

[@megavore97]

That's what they're going for.

[@lettucessszhariett-her6119]

omg, that background song was a part of my elementary days, we used to play it every day like if the song was in your elementary days

[@hangezoe9015]

He came to my elementary school bahaha

[@equwadis_isdejected8585]

I’ve got Canada in my pocket

[@sebbymemes8402]

yea I like the song

[@beanicolato8903]

He came to my school in 5th grade :P

[@blueuwu2388]

Omg yessssssss

[@heyitsnys6144]

If this was made by a Canadian ... they'd call them Tim bits not donut holes .... SIN!

[@lovatojonasfan1]

I think it was made by a Canadian since all of their other videos are filmed in Canada with Canadian actors.

[@HenryRodgers-cat-lover-]

Miss SourDinosaur they said "trademarked donut holes" because the name Tim bits is trademarked, they can't say it.

[@dominocean]

Nyssa Rhyno yes

[@ihateithere838]

Shame on the creator

[@golfball7010]

XxEthanthegreatxX Clairmont shame on you for not understanding what "trademark" means

[@ScubaDiverMan711]

In a grocery store I once said “Sorry” The other guy said “sorry” than moved over Then I said “sorry” again

[@evacademartori6117]

“Wait a Montreal minute” 🤣 Where are my Montreal neighbours at??

[@heebiejeebies4625]

I've done step one so many times and it's the most embarrassing thing ever. Once you start, it's too late to just leave because you dug yourself in that situation. The other person thinks you're a creep too, but it's also impolite to leave once you start.

[@MsColdCanada]

What about the eight people walking slightly faster than the person you began holding the door for? Next thing you know you're the unofficial "doorperson" for incoming and outgoing traffic. Once, after I was stuck on a door for two dozen or more people, a nice guy on his way out took over for me so I could finally go in.

[@REDHOTTIE2004]

NCR Rangers yeah, it's awkward on both sides, too. Whenever someone holds the door for me, I feel the need to speed up.

[@lovatojonasfan1]

Just had that happen today. I saw a girl a couple hundred feet away and held the door open for her. Pretty sure I had a derp face...

[@nickleach8589]

MsColdCanada Thats usually how it goes lol until everyone has left XD happens everyday at work lol

[@pradpradprad1]

thank you brothers... when i see people holding doors for me... i feel humanity is still alive....

[@byekam3653]

Well....I'm Canadian and I enjoyed watching this it's funny and true🤣🤣🤣

[@CaptBackwards]

Well gee I'm sorry if you got so offended eh

[@Mattattak]

The triggered girl from the city is so accurate

[@jonthelamb4549]

aadkinsl what? Are you talking about all of Canada or the city's cause fuck the city's

[@sanyaarora3865]

Ikr

[@mariadecosta]

Leenda! she has a great channel :)

[@v4porbabe]

Jon the lamb excuse me? I’m sorry I’m canadian and I was born in Vancouver. It was quite offensive of what u said. I don’t think anyone would appreciate ‘fuck the city’s.” On top of that, it should be ‘cities’ and not ‘city’s.’ Sorry, just saying.

[@confusedcaptain350]

PsychoAngels Okay fuck you you're just feeding the stereotype type that Canadians are too nice, if you actually are canadian that is. We are nicer than america not 10x nicer. That is such an overdone and uncreative joke about canadians i am triggered and i live in a city. lol i had to

[@Galastique]

It's never too cold for ice cream!

[@meg3938]

And it has to be Chapman’s ice cream

[@cindy846]

Phew! Otherwise ice cream companies would all go bankrupt selling their stuff for only a month.

[@FenixDream91]

It's never too cold for Slurpeeeeeeeee!

[@NatureBound]

"I don't like hockey" "Get out of my house" bahaha

[@rickypasketofficial]

get out of my house 🤣

[@bfitz567]

I'm Canadian..and sadly, most of this is...pretty accurate...haha

[@surprisedbird1191]

When someone says pouTIN I'm like WTF ITS POU------TEEEEEEEEEEEN

[@tyblips]

Flying Fart i say poutin. Fight me. Lol

[@benoitlabrecque4513]

Well... Technicaly, poutine is from quebec, and the actual pronounciation is more like pouTIN then pouTEEN. Calling it pouTEEN is like if in french we called hot-dogs hot-doges, so it sound more french. Wouldn't be wrong per say, but nor would it be the "good" pronounciation.

[@rdhillon1439]

IKKKK

[@kimpbay]

It is pronounced "poutin" I'm going insane living where they pronounce it "pouteen"

[@tomkelly8827]

It's a Quebec thing, Putin is the proper way to say it

[@xxlovelyoxanaxx]

The food section couldn't be more true haha. Also, who else is a psychopath and puts ketchup on their KD?? xD

[@alecoram7874]

Only leftover KD

[@iamnotaspambot9379]

Me

[@thomastherriault6199]

Alec Oram - Yeah, only on leftover, which has been sitting on the stove for 12 hours, covered of course, with a plate since you can't find the lid to the saucepan in the cupboard. Also ever tried it with pork n beans and diced hotdog? Delish.

[@Kiriuu]

I used to but not anymore

[@n3wbthatstuff]

Leftover kd with ketchup is better than fresh

[@notmenotme614]

Plot twist: The dog walker didn't even need to go into that building, but she went in anyway just to be polite to the guy who held the door open.

[@dieukyungsoo2875]

Honestly, telling my dad, a Bruins fan, that I was a Canadiens fan, was harder than telling him I was bisexual.

[@patricnielsen9644]

Can you guys please make some of these about the provinces.

[@falfal5995]

Patric Nielsen they should do Québec first

[@sammeldershaw]

omg yes!

[@ltmundy1164]

@@falfal5995: facepalm...

[@olivialefevre6590]

“He’s got the cup!” “Run Charlie run!” I died 😂

[@Kolio123]

I'm Canadian and I told my dad I don't like hockey anymore and I want to play basketball, and now he considers me as an American. 😞

[@nicolaspaven5534]

im Canadian to and basketball is wayyyyyyyy better than hockey and basketball was made by a Canadian who lived in america

[@lanesmith2853]

It's KoKo meh you should say the NFL then you’ll be American.

[@superkods]

@@nicolaspaven5534 False. Basketball has no variation what so ever. It's so predictable and repetitive. Hockey is exciting and new with every game, season, and series

[@mayapotter6037]

Basketball was invented in our great nation tho 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@fangirl38]

I play softball and I only watch hockey if I’m in the stands

[@forgetmenot4636]

1:27 THANK YOU GOD BLESS THIS WOMAN

[@ariaz1112]

From 4:23 to 5:07 The Charley and The Chocolate Factory roll up the rim thing got me 😂😂😂

[@23Amulree]

I really hope those hunters cleaned up their beer cans.

[@catarmour375]

23Amulree in Canada that doesn't happen hunting

[@ant-1382]

probably not! But there is a whole sub culture of people who go looking for them. They won't be there long! LOL

[@madalynwestlake5382]

“canada in my pocket” is a classic song, every single canadian has sung this at least 8 times

[@thegayawakening9878]

You missed the snow

[@darkassassin5660]

The Gay Awakening bruh Saskatchewan in the winter has a fuckin blizzard every week. SO MUCH SNOW!

[@eunac3037]

@@darkassassin5660 I wish I lived there. Vancouver is just pure rain and it sucks.

[@camer41]

The bit on not liking hockey and saying it to your dad is very true. That was a hard day for me as a kid, I think it broke his heart.

[@rachelferguson9176]

all of us in the grocery store” i’m just gonna sneak right past ya”

[@autumnshadow700]

ROP UP THE RIM TO WIN EH 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 I love being Canadian.

[@lanid31]

spiritual strawberry it’s roll up the rim

[@kevinperron5767]

We dont really say eh tho its more like a stereotype

[@joshbuchanan8541]

@@kevinperron5767 we absolutely do say eh. Idk what backwards part of Canada you're from but we definitely say it.

[@abesaint9288]

We also say fuck off Americans and stop being dicks

[@22PUZZLE22]

1:25 Haha, love the meta joke from the first How to be Canadian!

[@Grace-kp8fl]

I wish I was Canadian SO MUCH right now.

[@noahdembrowski4898]

you'll enjoy it. you also, get to sing o canada in random places and nobody looks at you weird, like when i went to the states. i sang o canada and people are looking at me like "wtf" and some little kid asked me to say aboot. i did it just for the laughs but i still told everyone thats not how canadians say it, and that we also dont live in igloos.

[@briannaragusa5620]

It's a pretty nice place

[@jondaigle3821]

Grace Wooddell I’ll trade you for your US citizenship.

[@carriepoitras3683]

Why? It's freezing here. Snow seems to keep magically appearing on my driveway and you have Dunkin Donuts.

[@aligamiles]

Ya it’s fun and you get used to the snow

[@qv5425]

0:06 haven’t heard the song since fourth grade (while back) and I burst into song. Great!

[@tonystark341]

This is hilarious ! 😂😂😂 And 100% accurate I'm so proud to be a Canadian ! 🇨🇦💙👍👍 And pass me another beer please !

[@tysmithramirez3583]

Me too where ya from lol

[@sophiestauffer]

THE MONEY DOES SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP!

[@kevinperron5767]

True

[@mr.catman6911]

Yes

[@jamesturbett3538]

It does.

[@jschuler53]

@@kevinperron5767 now that's weird

[@michellerobin5461]

True story.

[@reidwhite9866]

Going to Tim Hortons every day and say and saying “what” when some one says dunkin donuts

[@Char12403]

That rim was already rolled up. This is a sham.

[@candie1230]

Charmanderaznable well it's not like they could have the prize that I usually get, you know the one where you've won the chance to play again!!! I ALWAYS get that one!!!

[@erikamaclean4230]

Charmanderaznable so true! If it was a true virgin cup he should have broken his fingernails rolling the rim

[@stephss]

Charmanderaznable we can spot a spoiled cup from 3 meters away.

[@eelieass]

I was expecting him to roll the French end up first...

[@yukunerk]

Yea the true contest is rolled up french side first and reading ganger!!

[@cyndaq9495]

It's been five years and I still would like a part 3 eh? Please and thanks bahd

[@littlecatfeet9064]

Sorry

[@galtiktinsky2121]

My favourite Canadian song is lets go to the mall by Robin Sparkles

[@lionlickers5673]

getting super confused when someone mentions middle school

[@ColonelAstatine]

Not entirely. We do have middle schools in some areas.

[@kykytrif148]

Yea we got middle schools here in Ontario I didn't know canada didn't have middle school in some areas huh..

[@JeremyLevi]

@@kykytrif148 Middle schools in Ontario are mostly just in the GTA and Ottawa region. No such thing in the rest of the province.

[@Goober_gobbler]

It matters how big your town or city it I think. My town use to have a middle school until the town got to small and now we have k-7 and 8-12 schools

[@davidhood9712]

In the GTA it’s mostly k-8 and 9-12

[@lunamar432]

We do NOT call them DonutHoles, we call them TIM-BITS, now I am the triggered city girl 😂

[@cassidydeneau7076]

Jewelz A Dude, everyone knows it's Timbits and not doughnut holes, I think the joke was that they're a trademarked brand so they couldn't actually say TimBits

[@josephs8771]

If only this was not so true...

[@TheFunkyPyroMonkey]

Joseph S I'm just so glad all of it is...

[@11nogsar31]

It really isn’t true at all

[@beanicolato8903]

11 Nogsar then you must not be Canadian

[@justme-cc2oo]

11 Nogsar it isn’t I’m Canadian I live in Canada Some of it is but most of it isn’t

[@themememan5530]

Lexi Butler yup

[@bobb6924]

“Dude were my molsons in there” funniest thing XD

[@jandrex007]

'wait a montreal minute ' 1:53 hahaha xD

[@codyprice1987]

haha awesome... god I love this Country.. Happy Canada Day boys

[@kaydencejackson9115]

*participate in Canada’s greatest constest* *has a roll up the rim coffee*

[@andrewheale9170]

The word hoser comes from back in the day when the losing team had to flood the ice with a hose. Hence the word "hoser"

[@summerreed3688]

Dang... that makes sense

[@davidsouthey8898]

As, an Australian, i wanted to know why Americans called Canadians, that as an insult.

[@zrihem2295]

2:40 Is soooooo truueeee, Each 2 minutes i had to do that when i was playing hockey with my friends!

[@cindy846]

Ah, when kids used to play outside... Good ol' days!

[@abandonedchannel72929]

@@cindy846 ok boomer

[@avocados9110]

I’m Canadian and Ive never said chesterfield ever in my life. It’s a couch I also don’t get milk in a bag But this is funny

[@kevinperron5767]

Same but i do have milk bag

[@MrBulshoy]

Back in the 80s my grandparents called the couch the Chesterfield. I haven't heard anyone say that in a long long time.

[@KHollister67]

You missed the Tragically Hip!

[@strayyleafy]

My dad eats KD for Deranged Psychopaths 😂😂 (I'm Canadian)

[@mr.catman6911]

Well your dad needs to be banished to where coffee crisps don’t exsist

[@bananasstuff3344]

For those who are wondering, this movie was made by a channel called ifht films.

[@evastahl]

0:24- me holding the door for everyone at school

[@gubgub4182]

Bags milk = east canada

[@Alex-qn4hz]

East Canada = best Canada

[@grey2836]

@@Alex-qn4hz well they do get all the equalization payments

[@HMan2828]

@@grey2836 While western Canada enjoys a measly 10% tax rate.

[@atomnater9343]

I am from Nanaimo and Idk what does the rest of Canada call "the bars of custardy goodness"

[@laureneffler9157]

lol im from victoria and i was wondering

[@cdnmini7617]

Nanaimo bars is what we call them in Manitoba.

[@Alex-qn4hz]

I am from Ontario, and I have not met a single person who knows what those things are called,

[@tomkelly8827]

I am from Ontario and we call them Nanaimo bars

[@user-it2fr9cu8q]

@@cdnmini7617 Same here in British Columbia

[@justlily1209]

Oooooohhhhhhh Canada

[@bobbiusshadow6985]

...terre de nos aieux

[@kelp_p]

...ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux...

[@slunalang]

Ton front est ceint, de fleurons glorieux!

[@inamib.9786]

Car ton bras sait porter l'épée

[@sandyfiliatraultdeschatele9050]

Ton histoire est une épopée ...

[@korag7431]

The roll-up-the-rim part couldn't be more accurate. "Run Charlie RUN!"

[@Corymachine]

I think I recognize the spot where the roll-up guy is at 4:25... looks like the seawall on English Bay, by the Burrard bridge.

[@hannahflyer5479]

I got a bike from the roll up 😁 love canada who else is from ontario

[@donoteventry4298]

PROUD TO BE CANADIAN!!!

[@vandalismflipflops6106]

They were not wearing orange while huntin!

[@Birdman_h]

BlueToons And you dont have to in Canada

[@anthonyminarik1962]

Noah Payne depends where you live in Canada because in Ontario you need to

[@dogethememequeen5287]

That song brought back so many school memories!!! I love being Canadian!!

[@jeremyyeung9301]

This makes me very excited to go back home for the holidays.

[@CBCComedy]

CHECK OUT THE ORIGINAL "How to be a Canadian" video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6SvkId3m7arfpo

[@bobbiusshadow6985]

CBC Comedy, happy b-day Canada

[@igolower]

CBC Comedy OHHHHHH CANADA!!!

[@revk8611]

You're lucky I sniped 3 goals tonight.

[@Beano16]

Fun fact: milk bags are only in Ontario

[@MelodicMidget]

And in Quebec

[@saracmd]

and Nova Scotia.

[@ryan_supr1931]

false

[@ZhilinLyu-e1z]

And New Brunswick...

[@nerakin6679]

Revised fun fact: Milk bags aren't a thing in the western provinces.

[@Samm-si8rv]

MURDOCH MYSTERIESSSSSSS Also, please do more of these Canadian comedy skits because they are HILARIOUSSSSS

[@ubductedsheep5624]

We’re not overly polite we’re just the right amount of polite

[@evacademartori6117]

Wait a Montreal minute 😂 I’m from Montreal 🇨🇦

[@leon3397]

when people find out i'm canadian, they start asking me a whole bunch of questions. the one that has me dying is whether or not we live in igloos, or tame polar bears, or ride dogsleds every day.

[@mortybot423]

It really is annoying. "Weather's bad today eh?" "oh so your from Canada eh?" When someone says "eh" because your from Canada it's like the amount of times Americans say pass me a beer on the 4th of july

[@mortybot423]

Fuckin stereotypes man

[@user-qz5qy3xq5p]

@@mortybot423 I'm from a small town up north and MOST stereotypes and true, not all.

[@colincook6631]

Hey I was in this.

[@Nicolewhite743]

colin cook were you the Canadian?

[@yukunerk]

isn't everyone a Canadian in this??

[@2551987ezio]

I was there when that dude got he's Timmy's coffee, I knew I felt potential within that cup

[@hungsowlow8466]

tats a pil' a shit ah

[@wyattmueller4148]

Aye guy!

[@rachelferguson9176]

the hockey on the road one was so accurate it sucked for me and my brothers growing up cars came by so OFTEN

[@kaleketilson5903]

The beer drinking is so real😂 I don’t even think we have milk bags

[@allofemaretaken]

I couldn't get past the fact that the guy was wearing shorts and the trees were green during roll-up season. Come on guys, get your facts straight.

[@Farmboy1544]

allofemaretaken Perhaps in Victoria BC? Looked pretty green for feb. march though right.

[@cloddiehoppers]

Well, the creators of this video "IFHT" are from Vancouver. I live in Vancouver, also.