How to be a Canadian 2

[@mitchellman32]

"You're lucky I sniped 3 goals or I'd be droppin the gloves right now."

[@hwin]

My favourite part!

[@richardleonard4281]

The best part of the whole thing. Second best ....when the dad tells his kid to go to Europe.

[@tolanimations4741]

Love it

[@seanhalperin6469]

wow you said something they said in the video, you're so funny

[@mitchellman32]

@@seanhalperin6469 Wow, you commented on a comment from 2 years ago!

[@camerondunham5559]

As a Canadian I was going to make fun of America for rioting over a election Then I remembered we almost burnt down a city over a hockey game😂

[@poisonhemlock]

In Canada we never riot for anything less important than an NHL playoff game.

[@mattvan2015]

Don't read my profile picture I remember that

[@unholy_being5662]

YES A CANADIAN :D

[@colours_arch]

69 subscribers without videos? They took er jooooooobs

[@biggreentractor1945]

Which one u talking about lmao 😂

[@user-gg4zt8kd4w]

Did they just call Timbits DOUGHNUT HOLES??? No. 1 rule in Canada: No matter what restaurant they're from, they are ALWAYS called Timbits!

[@noahcater1477]

agreed

[@yegmtb8377]

uh no

[@benhughes6674]

It’s copyright

[@medinakhan6956]

Emily T YES

[@yegmtb8377]

@@benhughes6674 i agree they are not timbits unless they are strictly from Tim Hortons agruement over am i right!!

[@PixelatedBlu]

"where am i supposed to go "europe" made me die

[@Post2Post]

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

[@steveurcell1913]

Post2Post people care about jr b

[@nathan1252]

Post2Post love ur vids

[@jarcat2268]

Sup post

[@carlthegamer9215]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! i died. ''I just love soccer more'' - I don't have a son anymore....

[@steeldragon0194]

I am not in your house

[@bladerunner4158]

I think this video sponsored by Canada Post. No wonder it took so long to arrive!

[@dotcomGone]

*Delivery card left, your package is available for pickup tomorrow at **1:00** PM*

[@bladerunner4158]

dotcomGone *3 days later* "Sorry sir but your package isn't ready"

[@hughthomson8086]

WookusMusic lol

[@andrewmckibben2637]

I ORDERED A PACKAGE IN NOVEMBER AND IG STILL HASNT COME

[@sphinxfn2218]

I will have you know my amazon package came 3 days early said 1 week

[@coffeemugs947]

"Canada in my pocket" was my elementary school jam 😂

[@julianafrith6964]

am i the only person that has had that singer come to my elementary school? like we had a fricken singalong

[@kianna.k]

Yea he came to our school too, my child brain was in love

[@aaa-he7mf]

@@kianna.k same I'm still in elementary school he came 5 times

[@thebarepimpproject]

Juliana Frith Michael Mitchell?

[@aaa-he7mf]

@@thebarepimpproject yes him

[@benjaminkelly7803]

Wait a Montreal minute XD

[@WilliamKwen]

what does that mean bud lol

[@rayclemtv760]

Alright... lets get real here. It's never that easy to roll up the rim like that. Happy 150 tho!

[@WyattH]

RayClemTV Yes it is you need to squish the cup and roll it up with the two thumbs

[@virginiaadams7307]

ALL AROUND MTB Thank you so much for that information, very valuable, I’ve always had to fight with my cup.

[@hedilou9369]

Who else has a love hate relationship with role up the rim

[@malignity]

Bossy cowsce productions yes lmao

[@bananaphone1064]

I do lmao. I never win anything

[@projay0555]

I once one it like 5 times in a row

[@eeveelo169]

Me

[@m-foh]

Dont we all?

[@isaacreynolds8339]

You forgot "forget lacrosse is a national sport"

[@cromux3191]

Hocket should be

[@jesushatesyoutoo]

What is hockey but Lacrosse on ice?

[@wintershock]

TBNR Lyfe what is hocket? I’m quite interested.

[@spencer2974]

Yup

[@BanditLeader]

@@cromux3191 lacrosse was canadas national sport. But because of the popularity of hockey, the government made lacrosse canadas national summer sport and hockey canadas national winter sport

[@dylanchan6930]

As a Canadian I can confirm this is 100% accurate

[@reddragongaming6365]

Dylan Chan I'm Canadian to!

[@gummymin5790]

Dylan Chan ikr

[@rarjumbo9952]

Dylan Chan im Albertan ehh

[@benrice3881]

Never seen anything better eh

[@yeahyeah6573]

Dylan Chan IT REALLY IS

[@elathicc6811]

This video: "How to be a Canadian" Me: *Cries in Quebecois"

[@shivercool]

Ouaip ca fait chier comment on se fait oublier

[@oneclassyboi7970]

On a pas vrm rapport au RoC selon moi de toutes façons

[@gracedai7198]

J'etude francais mais je ne peux pas lit ton commentair bien

[@gracedai7198]

Wow.Cet est dernier

[@LiberateAlberta1907]

Je vis en Alberta et je ne supporte pas les Québécois. Ils sont tous amoureux de Justin Trudeau 😠

[@null1487]

Once I won a donut from a “roll up to win” and I was screaming

[@LiberateAlberta1907]

Back in January I won 3 Tim Hortons coffee and 3 doughnuts three days in a row.

[@null1487]

PROUD TO BE CANADIAN! Now that’s some serious luck 🍀

[@LiberateAlberta1907]

@@null1487 I know. First time in 8 years lol

[@DA12ECKLESS]

i once won a muffin and then the next day i went in to claim it along with a coffee and won another muffin. i then went out and bought a lottery ticket.

[@null1487]

Patrick Donnelly lmao 🤣

[@dumbr2098]

"Where am I supposed to go?!" "Europe" You should! We got free hea- wait Canada...

[@manvirsohi3805]

Is anyone else here Canadian?

[@willwhite4336]

Manvir Sohi ye

[@Seththeprince]

Manvir Sohi oui

[@BGGIEMAN]

Manvir Sohi 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 yep

[@Tactavious]

Can't wait to celebrate Canada Day. Go Canada!

[@thebigdog360]

Manvir Sohi MEEEE HAPPY EARLY CANADA DAY Sorry caps lock was on

[@Sizzy-]

*Roll up the rim is pretty much the golden ticket*

[@Hello-gq2qv]

Sizzy yes it is

[@melissamailhot4695]

That was the point.

[@aquanhl9910]

It should've been I'm a Bruins fan instead of I don't like hockey

[@chachi5429]

ArtsyGreninja i actually am a bruins fan and i am Canadian

[@bierlein4934]

Matt Gage "Get off the Comment section." "but at least I hate the Maple Leafs!" "I said get off!"

[@AmayaTetsuki]

HOLY SHIT LMAO dem's some fighting words

[@bretth342]

ArtsyGreninja I thought it was going to be "I'm a Bruins fan"

[@lNOFXlCronier]

I'm a Canadian that dosent watch hockey, can't say I don't like it though... Close enough?

[@sapturnus]

Canada, the North America that succeeded.

[@theking0fcomedy512]

What? At least we call a beanie, a beanie.

[@phantom_monkey4430]

Otto Plotkin what?

[@tomato9593]

Baiting arguments over county’s is kinda weird

[@phantom_monkey4430]

Angel Mir You're not Canadian

[@phantom_monkey4430]

Angel Mir Thanks

[@Violet_Evergarden]

Son: I dont like hockey... Dad: Get out of my house!

[@IcedBroom]

Yes thank you so much for making a part 2! I fucking love you guys and girls! Keep being awesome. Step 9 describes us Canadians the best.

[@Turbomeow]

Thumbs up for Canada, eh!

[@christiannguyen7001]

Turbomeow you know Eh means right? eh

[@ARogueVogler]

Oh yea *bud*

[@adamzalevich750]

Yeah, you MUST be an American because that is NOT HOW WE TALK

[@noahmccallum5718]

Dang Americans coming here and taking all are EH’S

[@GearHead4G63]

"I don't get it" "Me neither.........but I feel triggered" I am subscribing to your channel simply based on this astute satirical commentary right here. Carry on.

[@umhewwo8006]

“Where am I supposed to go? EUROPE!” -some random guys dad 2019

[@gonucksgo7073]

LMAO i literally gasped when he said "i don't like hockey" so trueeeeee

[@Caleb.Brockie]

I'm American and I absolutely loved this and understood this as well. Happy Birthday Canada with much love

[@cashlofgren8618]

Omg heaven has opened up and brought something a million times better than Christmas a brand new video

[@taranloses]

i moved to the united states from canada a couple years ago and I FUCKING MISS KETCHUP CHIPS and i'm going to miss canada 150 :(

[@kenny.h1]

TaranLoses why would you move to the u.s. its awful here

[@askadad7355]

You can get then depending on where you live.

[@inactiveaccount6884]

I honestly CAN'T STAND people who eat KD with ketchup. Typing this while eating it with maple syrup

[@projay0555]

Yes like who tf puts ketchup on kd

[@g0r3gutzz72]

... I did

[@inactiveaccount6884]

@@g0r3gutzz72 ...

[@g0r3gutzz72]

I’m sorry it was one time :(

[@inactiveaccount6884]

@@g0r3gutzz72 *lowers gun*

[@JesseUnderscoreMartin]

1:45, Murdoch Mysteries is one of my favorite shows!

[@kennymik1509]

I was just watching Murdoch Mysteries before seeing this video!!!!

[@HockeyVault]

lmao Junior B

[@TheCdub2011]

What is junior B?

[@sunshine18273]

A hockey tier. It goes from best to worst AAA, AA, A, B, C

[@XxCurlyManxX]

In Ontario it goes: -Pro junior (OHL, QMJHL, WHL) -Junior A -Junior B -Junior C Regardless of the level, if you're not in Jr A or higher by the time you hit 16/17 years old, you can pretty much kiss your career goodbye.

[@hallmoniterhellen1766]

XxCurlyManxX completely wrong, u obviously have no clue what ur talking about. First off, it’s major junior not “pro junior”😂 second the OHL is the only major junior league in Ontario, the QMJHL is the major junior league of Quebec and the WHL is the major junior for the rest of the provinces. Junior A, B and C are like feeder leagues into major junior. junior A being the most competitive. And you have to be at least 16 years old to get into these leagues unless your are granted exceptional status (very very rare). If you are granted exceptional status you are allowed to play at 15. If you get this status you are, well, exceptional. Players like Gretsky get status.

[@288theabe]

michael Nardi I think Tavares also got this status

[@yaboy7249]

First upload in like 8 months, Good vid my dudes

[@ifhtfilms]

Actually, our second upload in 8 months. ;)

[@yaboy7249]

Oh... Didnt see that aha

[@errorcode4858]

OceanBlue theme some fightin words Also we are not a monarchy we are a democracy we just have a queen because we used to be under British rule

[@josephdavis1704]

Only 200 dislikes, they're even too nice to dislike the video

[@subwaycentral6947]

People from Toronto: slang, run people's pockets/rob them, and flex fake designer

[@sunshine18273]

"Are you wheeling my wife?" IM WHEEZING

[@TheComedyHangnail]

Oh god that first sketch literally happened to me 😭😂 I've got a video out on how to make poutine for non-Canadians 😂🇨🇦

[@JHW44]

As a Canadian I’ve never seen a more accurate video lol 😂

[@bellaknightR597]

Ikr, same

[@Grodon]

Everytime ifht uploads its like Christmas morning

[@anonymoose6485]

Gordon Larson Christmas in July!

[@Grodon]

Jared sorry, but you already slept through Christmas once LOL

[@anonymoose6485]

Gordon Larson Ok

[@Grodon]

Jared you are what's wrong with the internet. How is could my opinion be wrong ranch

[@anonymoose6485]

Gordon Larson I prefer ketchup over ranch, sorry

[@mehgurine_]

I started humming the national anthem in school and everyone stared at me and went, "Is ThAt JusTiN BiEbEr??" Then I went, "no, its Justin Trudeau"

[@gezi5927]

Kozume Kenma r/thathappened

[@aidanpaul2745]

These schoolmates better not be Canadian

[@mehgurine_]

@@aidanpaul2745 lol one of them was and you could tell that she was dying inside

[@wilgica8902]

As a Canadian I can confidently say that this is all exactly accurate.

[@issaperson1914]

I see that Charlie and The Chocolate Factory reference.

[@trizzle4723]

Sherlock

[@icecreamtrucker6400]

I cracked up at the ending :D

[@keegyweegy7803]

“In Regina” 😯 they mentioned my home city!

[@anthonycristallo8044]

1:10 REGINA IS A REAL PLACE INT IN SCCATHOWON

[@liammcclenaghan9491]

Dude. The intro song. I haven’t heard that song in so long

[@spencerbaldwin1750]

Mahalo dude! Eh!

[@sebastianc5548]

Spencer Baldwin Mahalo my dude!!!!!

[@dukio-03]

Finally

[@frogja]

I just got this 2 years later, thank you, this was fabulous

[@itisyebadger]

Remember to say “ Bud, Buddy, and Eh” in every single sentence. It’s ok I’m Canadian

[@warrenl3545]

Satarday mornings with London the dog AKA "the littlest hobo"

[@AntarcticIceCap]

America: We riot about an election. Canada: We riot about hockey games.

[@charlie7466]

Pooteen not pootin

[@bobbiusshadow6985]

No one cares how it's pronounced, just shut up and eat it.... sorry, lol

[@oomtm]

it's easier to pronounce it when you're actually reading it like poutine in french

[@justinpilon7330]

In French it pootseen, ask me how I know

[@gameu360]

pootsin*

[@chrisbeaudoin9818]

Pootin or pootsin is fine. As long as long as you don't say pooteen.

[@Livingthedreaminparadise]

'Just gonna scooch right past ya' said every Canadian at some point.

[@2007249]

such a huge fan of your work! thanks for such an amazing tribute to our country!

[@obsidiansiriusblackheart]

"Or live in the city" triggered Asian girl. Made me laugh haha

[@brynnfisher6541]

haha my family literally told me I wasn’t one of them because I said I didn’t like hockey 😂😂😂

[@kenblk0098]

Bruh

[@bee-uv8ge]

My brother doesn’t like poutine so my parents said he wasn’t their kid

[@RCDW]

Well you SHOULD like hockey. Some Canadian you are.

[@cromux3191]

@@RCDW ikr

[@rjjc123]

Step 1: be born in Canada like me

[@FrankHorigan]

0:36 forget you I love that stuff also my mom loves it and she was born in Hawaii

[@valencehockey1668]

2:41 This is way too relatable

[@TheWill.Suttie45]

Yes sir

[@jarofhunnie11]

This is the perfect voice for this 2:46 And is this filmed in the parking lot? 3:18

[@stanleytam5116]

Whaaaat!! This is in Richmond!! The Thompson community centre damm I saw you thete

[@newbrunswickoutdoors809]

Big boy where you at homeboy

[@r_________________________9441]

Tactical Bike Boys this is a perfect description of big boy

[@endurofordaboys1768]

Tactical Bike Boys yess!!

[@oliverdrummond5146]

Tactical Bike Boys you already know!!

[@pamelamurphy6789]

Tactical Bike Boys #standwithscotty

[@colorlessguy4755]

The door thing is very relatable at my Canadian school we would take are entire lunch break just for holding the door and everyone wanted to hold it.

[@GamerBro701]

"if you buy the right carton, you will never get spilled milk" a quote by me, a Canadian

[@Selloutluke]

Loved the willy wonka reference haha

[@eesasubedar3184]

I’m so Canadien I know the 1st song word by word in the background

[@julianafrith6964]

EESA Subedar I’ve got Canada in my pocket.... a little bit of history.... a penny and a nickel and a quarter and a dime mean a lot to you and me....

[@Violet_Evergarden]

I laughed when he first said putine Its pronunced as POO-TEEN

[@supersquid0045]

As a Albertan going to Calgary all The Time, Step 7 is so true for Granum

[@Gabowsk]

Imagine If the boy won a free milkshake at Tim Horton's?

[@randomgamers9128]

Actually in my experience in living in Canada not everyone is that nice some of us are jackasses edit wtf why dose this have so many fucking likes

[@blank_line]

Just like everywhere else

[@AJKecsk]

People aren't nice here, they're polite. There's a huge difference.

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

Like the youtuber JustDustin?

[@Qaeta]

Sorry about that. :P

[@LiberateAlberta1907]

How to be a Canadian: You be sure to tell Americans to mind their own business!!

[@Xavier_Ns]

How Americans think we drive eh mate ima just squeeze right by you eh How we do creepy f ing Moses ahead of us here

[@LiberateAlberta1907]

LOL

[@darthdragon2690]

Nice name bud but i hate newfies more

[@RCDW]

@@darthdragon2690 As a half-Newfie I'm triggered. Take off ya hoser.

[@darthdragon2690]

@@RCDW sorry just a joke

[@wg4112]

6:30 as a Canadian who has gone through social class this is hilarious

[@Liam.keenlyside]

The song at the start and end, made this so much more authentic

[@reddragongaming6365]

They Are not called donut holes they are Tim bits (btw in Canadian)

[@edouardcaron6874]

2:40 sooooooo true 😂

[@dapperloser3025]

why is tim hortins associated as a Canadian thing we got them in america we even have that roll up the cup contest from time to time

[@smalltroll939]

mystery brick It was invented in Canada by a former Canadian hockey player who played for the Toronto maple leafs it doesn't get much more Canadian than that

[@dapperloser3025]

thanks for the info now it makes more sense but make sure you guys remember that tim hortins did eventually reach to other countries like the us

[@BoredDan7]

Just to put things into perspective Canada has about 1 Tim's per 10,000 Canadians which is about twice as many per capita as McDonald's in the states. Also consider that this is with Canada simultaneously having more Starbucks per capita then the US, and having only 5% less McDonald's per capita then the US. Canadians eat the most doughnuts per capita and are 10th for coffee consumption. Basically Tim's is considered so Canadian because it's so extremely popular here as are it's two main products of doughnut's and coffee.

[@dapperloser3025]

do Canadians like dunking doughnuts i mean they do sell the same stuff as tim hortans also for Starbucks captia i'm surprised i mean it is in like every imaginable spot in america

[@smalltroll939]

I've never seen a dunking donuts

[@jacobhamilton5793]

The ending song my teacher put on every day in grade 3 and now it is always going to be stuck in my head

[@sphinxfn2218]

Moving the hockey net thing is something I did all the time

[@SYSSMouse]

Is anyone participating the Canada's Greatest Contest - HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? #RollUptheRim #RollUp150 @TimHortons

[@CD3MC]

Kenny Pang I think you want Twitter...

[@wigglesandgrids]

You Forgot Brawling over Hockey teams (Go Oilers Go!!!)

[@BGGIEMAN]

Michael R Go Leafs Go!!!

[@benjaminkoenig759]

Michael R Oh No we don't do that. (fucking idiot)

[@gzhlink_1489]

Canucks, come at me.

[@taranloses]

Senators!!

[@JoshDoesTravel]

Habs!!!

[@idontgottaname9445]

Happy Canada day well I'm kinda early every like = 1 happy birthday to Canada

[@288theabe]

OceanBlue whatever, it’s just another excuse to drink 🤣🤣

[@peshaalexey]

i love your channel so much! thank you!

[@Better_Every_DaY123]

we need the weather in MB it just snowed in april after we had plus 15 weather

[@benhess807]

Hey, were hungry....whose open?!

[@rajkandhari2745]

You forgot the official Big Boy

[@Tylermania66]

Hey! LeendaDProductions camio.

[@TreaHuggs]

This video quality is the best you all have done so far. How do you not have 2mil subs yet?

[@gardenvariety1]

"no one gives a shit if you make junior B" "ok people care about junior B' 😂😂 I can't breath

[@micahanderson3798]

Please do a how to be an Edmontonion

[@RandomGuyComments]

Sorry to say there bud but ya didn't miss a thing!

[@Mktimmys]

Hey I live in buffalo , ny and I love to roll up the rim and eat Tim hortons it's not just Canadian 😂

[@kennymik1509]

Same here!

[@BristlyBright]

"-Where am I supposed to go!? - Europe." Haha! Loved it! Yay for football!

[@rosalinaurquia8665]

I'm American and I think America and Canada should be the best of friends

[@ashi1832]

Next one: How to be a skater

[@xlliie]

As a Canadian, this feels a bit insulting.

[@finnkelly5169]

Same

[@nuzzi6620]

Lol you guys are literally the Asian girl in the city _”I don’t get this, but I feel triggered!”_

[@xlliie]

@@nuzzi6620 oh no, I get it alright. That’s why it’s rude and stereotyping

[@gooseincitypark]

I mean, they are Canadian and they live in the city.

[@nataliaosorio2810]

anyone here in 2019?

[@squewedge.j]

Natalia Osorio no

[@nataliaosorio2810]

lol

[@Walmart_joker]

Natalia Osorio im here in 2020

[@remy198404]

Nice vid. I really enjoyed it. As for what's missing, well, there's no mention about all the moving in province of Quebec on Canada day . That would have been nice to see the total madness of a day when you really have to move to your new apt.

[@francovidal163]

3:10 its legal now

[@lukemcpherson1588]

aw crap how do i become american again, i think i'm canadian now

[@jameswatson9855]

Luke McPherson welcome

[@reyrey2971]

How to be australian?