Celebrating Broken Toes - Destination F (Vol. 23)

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1. Ceiling Collapse (Jukin) tinyurl.com/2cjm879k
2. Self Driving Car submitted by Lukasz, Cheers Lukasz!
3. High Kick Fail Submitted by Jeffrey, Cheers Jeffrey!
4. Tiny Titanic (mikylafreeland on Tiktok) tinyurl.com/yuzyh88b
5. CRAMP! (Newsflare) tinyurl.com/yc5xpnmy
6. Slippy Slide Submitted by Ben, Thanks Ben!
7. Piñata Submitted by Brenda, Cheers Brenda!
8. Grandma Fail (Jukin) tinyurl.com/yvvm43xx
9. Jetski Ramp (Jukin) tinyurl.com/reyz7cm8
10. Spicy Turkey (Jukin) tinyurl.com/2p8924dm
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[@ozzymanreviews]

Thanks for supporting my toe everyone. I’m gonna get through this. Use the code “brokentoe” on ozzymanshop.com at the check out for a sweet 15% off me merch site wide 🍻🍻 also, go Brisbane Lions 🦁 what a win tonight!

[@BunnyKins1970]

Ooooh. That looks sore! Did you do it right? You know...moving around, SMACK! Pause for 8 seconds, wide eyed, open mouthed and silent - awaiting the pain and unable to utter a sound. 💚🐇🐴💚

[@al3k]

I don't like gaining from people's misery though so... I'm not sure about using this code.. :D :D :D

[@LindaC616]

I had one...walking around the cold slate kitchen floor in the dark, because you think you know your own house. You go to the fridge for water, not knowing that one of the cats chucked a sickie on the kitchen floor. Your heel lands right in it, and as you slip, your toe catches on the edge of the stone tile. .... no shoes for me for a while. ...at least it was summer. No one over 35 and 5' tall should ever think they can slip and slide ever again

[@al3k]

Ok since we're sharing stories, I broke mine twice.. Once kicking a wheelie-bin after my gf left me (I really thought they were a bit softer), and once walking down some stairs and trying to kick a ball at the bottom of them and kicking the floor instead.. Good times. Not. :p Why are the majority of causes of toe breakages absolutely pathetic? :p

[@matman7691]

Mine was a lot worse after dropping weight on it at the gym, ring toe not the middle one. Poor thing was like "watch out Mr. President" and saved the rest of them. One toe over and you probably wouldn't need a boot, never even got mine looked at.

[@Reofenja]

*"Dread it... run from it... but destination f'd arrives all the same."* -Thanos, maybe

[@arbiterprime2145]

Thanoz

[@manofteel4040]

My favorite Thanos quote

[@7Alberto7]

I believe it was Gandhi saying that

[@Reofenja]

@@arbiterprime2145 *"Ello ya big bloody beautiful bastards, er's me gauntlet!"*

[@manofteel4040]

@@7Alberto7 😂😂

[@donder91]

'One woman screams and everything ends' Sounds like a life lesson to me.

[@rnreajr9184]

Should be "One woman screams, and one man learns why you put aluminum foil pans on baking sheets in the oven."

[@tanmayshekhawat]

You're a wizard, Harry

[@Repugnantone]

@@rnreajr9184 Smart choice is never using those stupid flimsy pans in the first place.

[@masondegaulle5731]

@@Repugnantone Right? That bird is way too big for that wonky crap.

[@mikecromaticm2896]

@@masondegaulle5731 yep my grandma learned that the hard way. So lucky my mom now use a actual metal pan for the turkey.

[@tonythedonluciano]

Yes, head towards the blindfolded person swinging a stick around, because thats safe! 🤣

[@jscan4442]

Seriously. That one seemed more like "Destination Retarded".

[@dailycarfails6774]

Her dream in life was to be part of a destination f'd video

[@roy5815]

Mans really bent that stick on her neck. He was swinging with a passion. 😂😂😂😂

[@Zargabaath]

@@roy5815 Mans is a womans.

[@BendApparatus]

Well, you don't expect anyone who's unable to see to also be too dense to hear... It's like people lose one sense and become dumber in general... I mean she was literally yelling at her not to swing... But then again by the way she was swinging at the pinata. It look like a special ed birthday party...

[@ThomasMuehler]

When will people realize that when you’re the camera man that its your job to record the beginning, middle, and end. Its up to the other blokes to make sure the injured person or catastrophe is being managed. The camera man is there to document so you can reflect later on how to improve. Lol

[@thehumanity0]

Clearly when there's a fire you're supposed to stop drop and roll, use an extinguisher or run for the closest exit, *unless you're the cameraman. In that case you keep filming until its over or you're charred and crispy.

[@ThomasMuehler]

@@thehumanity0 No no no. Someone else is supposed to either A. Take the camera and continue recording while that person stops, drops, and rolls. Or B. Continue to record while someone else uses the extinguisher on the cameraman. Ideally while they get multiple camera angles that they can roll into top-tier B-Roll at a later time. This is why it is critical to always have a back up person that is also recording so when camera man 1 goes down they take over OR and more commonly they work to protect said camera person in exigent circumstances. Or at least until this becomes normal social etiquette and anyone can help and camera men are seen as protective persons.

[@roidblitzed]

@@ThomasMuehler 😂😂

[@michaelmonday3314]

@@ThomasMuehler Exactly. People man. If they're not gonna finish the video why bother posting it on the internet? Pathetic.

[@makarabaduk1754]

"Hello, 911, what is your emergency?" "Someone has fallen in a threshing machine and nobody is filming it!" "We'll get an emergency influencer with you within five minutes."

[@joelhenderson4450]

“Dickhead alert” is the sound a jet ski makes.

[@ssansu]

I hate those effing things, so I agree.

[@anderseckstrand7033]

They can definitely be obnoxious for sure!

[@aussiebornandbred]

Yep, it takes a special kind of DH to own a jet ski 🤣

[@OutnBacker]

I never thought anything could beat the Boat Ramp for DH concentration. Then, they invented jet skis.

[@sethiddings7293]

@@aussiebornandbred Whoooo all the maintenance of a boat without being able to fish, camp, bring anyone along or anything else cool about a boat. Oh and you can rent one for 60 bucks an hour or something if you wanna try it. The fuck would you own one?

[@lishengshun2873]

Don't you hate it when you take the turkey out of the oven and A PORTAL TO HELL opens up?

[@ontheroad5317]

Man, some of the comments I’m reading here are killing me! 💀 Great comment!

[@chrisrandom1404]

Must have been ONE HELL of a bird.

[@scorpleeon]

lol

[@lolajaramillo4620]

😆

[@freshrot420]

Thousands of years ago!

[@kendallquinn26]

'One woman screams and everything ends' Sounds like my wedding night...

[@georgebennett3197]

This devisers soo much more!

[@Milkweed-ur1qq]

I bet the words coming out of Ozzy Man's mouth when he stubbed his toe were pure comedic gold.

[@sethiddings7293]

AAAAAAAAH SHITMIXED!

[@davidsmith8997]

They were when I broke my toe a little while ago.

[@cvn6555]

"Golly gee I appear to have stubbed my toe, aren't I the wanker?" Probably.

[@redfishbluefish4973]

DEEKHID ALUTT!!

[@scoldingwhisper]

Broke my finger a while ago and i just sounded like peter griffin 😂😂

[@McPilch]

"Destination Hugged" This needs to be turned into something! Merch.. video series.. the feel-good movie of the decade.. I dunno.. but that phrase is just awesome!

[@TrentCantrell]

True. Many of the people who have visited destination F need a vacation at Hugged.

[@andrebartels1690]

Pushing this one up. Hugged is the remedy for f*cked!

[@Loboking2015]

I hope movie. But like an over the top action flick. Or a sequel to fast and the furious. Fast F 14: Destination Hugged

[@patfenton1342]

If OzzyMan Tavel Agents is to expand its holiday destination list, Destination Hugged needs to be at the top of the list! That would be the number one, top notch holiday wish list destination for so many people I reckon.

[@ipodjulator]

This could be an awesome charity campaign phrase kind of like fuck cancer

[@DukeDarkshadow]

"One woman screams and everything ends." Pretty much life summed up in one sentence.

[@ashthekingofdarkness1528]

Brother is that you nah just kidding

[@Sleeping_Insomiac]

It ends exactly how it began...

[@whenboarsfly9749]

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. or, in this case, screams

[@jiggamanog]

"Hi my name is Karen and i take dingers" lady in the green shirt ate that pole to the head xD

[@soshady9572]

The way that pole bent around her skull. It was right out of a cartoon. 🤣

[@squishyshelli]

"Guy in the back went full Billy Zane in Titanic" 🤣 excellent, lmao! I broke my baby toe in January the night before I took my son to Disneyland for his birthday. The right side of my foot was so swollen and bruised. I didn't tell anyone and I walked all over both Disneyland parks with an f'd up foot, popping as much Advil as I could. I wasn't gonna let that ruin my plans!!!

[@ToeInMyJam]

I love how the dog in the very first clip does a well-timed "Fu*k this!" and evacuates the area!

[@MeAuntieNora]

Crap, didn't even notice that.

[@KennyRider137]

@@MeAuntieNora me either.

[@Phil-ui4tm]

Little dogs are good at noticing s--

[@stpdbtch]

good eye! lol

[@Rocinante_1980]

OMG the second one had me crying . He just lay there completely defeated 🤣

[@travissanchez4305]

I honestly thought he knocked himself out.

[@travissanchez4305]

@Mohamed Znaga You're probably right. The Kinesioolgist/EMT in me always looks at some of these Destination F*&^cked and wonders how they're doing. God I hope you're right though. My understanding is the skydiving incident had a temporary loss of consciousness or at least a loss of awareness from the abrupt "Checking in with my mates."

[@iaincowell9747]

It's not that funny

[@silvussol8966]

2:00 - I like how green shirt lady just waves her hand and smiles at the blindfolded person who cannot possibly see them instead of speaking up loudly until she responds.

[@rooktheradical1]

Hey Ozzy Man! The fire in the oven was grease from the flimsy foil container, running through the back of the oven, and getting ignited by the heating element. I know, because I've seen it. I'm a chef and my grandfather was Fire Chief of Memphis, so yeah....I've done the same thing.

[@HellHunter00]

What's the best course of action without a dry chemical fire extinguisher on hand? My instinctual reaction would be to shut the over door and switch the oven off. Water would definitely be the worst possible thing to use.

[@rooktheradical1]

@@HellHunter00 Salt. Use Salt.

[@gmoney4458]

@@HellHunter00 Baking soda also works if you have it near by. Makes a mess but helps extinguish the grease fire.

[@Just_Dave_Mate]

That’s not the Netherlands, it’s the UK, you can tell by the licence plates, there isn’t a windmill in sight and that bloke doesn’t have wooden shoes.

[@Graham_Langley]

Spotted the plates and the RHD right at the start. The missing windmill and clogs clinches it.

[@reinier20004life]

was looking for this comment. Goodonya mate

[@mikespearwood3914]

I thought the right-hand drive was the most obvious thing there for me Dave!

[@reidonoliver]

Really? Just enjoy the video.

[@Just_Dave_Mate]

@@reidonoliver you’ve either missed the joke or you’re a complete fun sponge.

[@deborahcornell171]

I had to avert my eyes during that muscle cramp. It's one of those things that sometimes happens during pregnancy & I remember it well. Got up one morning feeling great till I took about 3 steps from the bed & suddenly found myself clutching the front of the dresser, then halfway lying across it, wondering where my leg was trying to go without me. Good times.

[@dangerousdays2052]

God was pretty dumb to invent pregnancy

[@lilymarinovic1644]

Reason number 3487 why I have no desire to have a child- the joys of pregnancy that you have yo to go through first!

[@AMediumSizedKodiak]

Leg cramps aren’t unique to pregnant women lol.

[@deborahcornell171]

@@AMediumSizedKodiak I didn't say they were.

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

I get em first thing in the morning. I’ll be still half asleep, in bed & I’ll stretch. Suddenly I’m WIDE AWAKE & trying to get up & stretch out my calf muscle.

[@purple_diver]

Ozzy Man you are so valuable! Honestly, you saved me from 8 months of the darkest depression. Look after yourself and do what helps you and those you love!

[@wizardsuth]

1:06 Some of the equipment the guy tries to save is life jackets, which no one is bothering to wear. They don't do you any good sitting in the bottom of the canoe.

[@mustakimrahman8527]

0:53 "This bloke in front already knows he's heading there" 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelr.7805]

may favourite part 😂😂

[@johnnyreb4195]

The white girl filming the jet ski accident is a goddess 😍

[@SavageBunny1]

Green shirt lady was the saddest/most hilarious thing I've seen this week 🤣

[@illbeV]

The way the bat splits too 🤣

[@IamnotJohnFord]

1:13 Props to this guy for attempting a Captain America save using a canoe instead of a helicopter. Wait, is this Steve Rogers living out a day of his life before the snap? Go Cap go!!

[@felixjones9198]

"Her mates make a bee line for the phone to check if it was recording... cos that's the most important thing" what a profoundly depressing observation, being as it's probably the thing people care most about nowadays.

[@WeddingVegetables]

Looking at their reaction the girl that fell was probably on the floor laughing. In other words, no worries and it's fine to check the phone.

[@maythesciencebewithyou]

The whole point of doing what they did was to record some dumb shit to put on the internet

[@ItsRoseForYou]

Destination Hugged is a wholesome place and I'd love to see more of it!

[@kollerd31]

Ozzy Man would be the perfect person to describe the action on the Red Bull soapbox races! They are hilarious!!

[@johnlungo8080]

2:50 his unconscious arms swinging like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Rian_Tempest]

...and God said to his assistant while creating mankind: "add a Little Toe" "a what...? for what?" "for the furniture, trust me this is gonna be funny!" get well soon Ozzy 🤣👍

[@TheWPhilosopher]

Little toes are short cut free passes to destination fkd

[@Rian_Tempest]

@@TheWPhilosopher haha, indeed!

[@freshrot420]

@@TheWPhilosopher They sure seem like it, but think of it more as a crumple zone!

[@Pyxe_ZA]

Generally as a pickup line, they say " God showed off when he made you. This comment adds another category to God's sense of humor 🤣. Nice one

[@thehumanity0]

Yeah seriously. The only toe I've ever broken and seems to have no uses 'sides from that.

[@williamdrijver4141]

The blue Peugeot hardtop convertible crashing isn't Dutch, the steering wheel is on the right hand side. English bloke probably 🙂

[@TheOriginalNCDV]

Yep, British registrations on the cars. Not the Netherlands, but the UK.

[@MrMann0123]

Yup Uk

[@paraglide01]

@@TheOriginalNCDV Yup

[@alexbroere2669]

Yeah wanted to point it out. We don't have this in the NL ;-)

[@charleycox3944]

Could be simply referring to the guy? Maybe he submitted the video and it came up he's from there?

[@michelle88960]

I want to thank you for helping my partner in his final days. He died last Monday 5th September 2022. During the day we were watching your videos and we were pissing ourselves laughing at your commentary. We both had tears running down our faces it was hilarious. So thank you so much you big beautiful bastard 💝💞

[@Intrepid_Sloan]

“The feller in the back goes full Billy Zane in Titanic” That is the best line I’ve ever heard😆

[@number5555]

Wtf was jet ski man doing 🤣 that was like something out a Tom Cruise movie

[@iamwarlock1292]

I've done that broken toe thing a couple of times on different toes - y'know, to get the hang of it - and it's not pleasant. I recommend elevation of the injury and a mid-strength beer for its host.

[@BooBooKittyFuzzyBritches]

Don't forget the Panadol! 💊

[@jackmiller8851]

mid strength beer? what the fuck is wrong with you?

[@irgendeinname9256]

As a German I don't recommend "mid-strength" beer at all

[@Repugnantone]

I have never ever broken a single bone in my body. It's not that I avoid situations that increase the potential for broken bones. I don't. I have surprisingly strong bones. Which is absolutely terrible news for my ligaments and tendons. Ligaments and tendons don't heal the same as a bone does. Those injuries are nearly permanent.

[@bruceenagel5934]

Please don't mix alcohol with pain medicine. Just use the alcohol 😆

[@markt2609]

Destination Hugged… fuck man I just lost my grandma, and this shit hits so hard…

[@positiveplayer4744]

0:03 So lets ask the real question here... what is he watching on his television?

[@XxMCRroxnonstopxX]

It looks like the news.

[@jus7040]

@@XxMCRroxnonstopxX *nudes. You misspelled a word

[@vladimirlagos2688]

I once broke two toes while sleeping. I was dreaming about soccer and I was about to make the spin kick goal of my lifetime in it. Turns out I kicked the wall. In retrospect, I think I got lucky though. My girlfriend was sleeping next to me in the head to toes position and if I had kicked the other way who knows if I would have had her as my wife these days...

[@InfiniteDarkMass]

Dayum, some people have really vivid dreams. I've got no dreams even when I'm awake...

[@ddMcDd-yl4td]

I did that, but my dream was some wanker wanted to fight me, so I just kicked him in the nutz, which turned out to be the wall. Luckily I missed the stud so I just put a big toe sized hole in the drywall.

[@macklinillustration]

I punched a wall once because I was dreaming I was being attacked. Narrowly avoided braking my hand & had a dent to repair before I moved out.

[@scottmcwave9479]

head to toes position = kinky

[@karezaalonso7110]

Reverse...ex-gf tried to punch me when I got close to her in bed, from a dream, so.... Yeah nah.

[@_Makanko_]

Flying Jetski had me rolling on the floor! Lucas with the self-driving car for sure wasn't from the Netherlands, I reckon the UK considering RHD and numberplate.

[@Graham_Langley]

Recognised it as a UK scene right from the start.

[@KipdoesStuff]

Probably referring to the person who posted it.

[@homedad3324]

Broken tow via children's toys is a rite of passage and a sign of manhood. I've gotten two stepping over the same baby gate.

[@necroflowers2244]

God damn those baby gates. Throw in scattered legos and that's how my husband got a small Lego piece embedded into his foot.

[@MissRedheadRapunzel]

I love how in the first video, the dog knew it was happening and ran away, without helping their owner. Mates looking after themselves first

[@jeffreytimbang6756]

granny got face-planted by his grandkid and loves him anyway. what a trooper.

[@emmasweeney7548]

Get well soon Ozzy man’s toe!

[@hgff69]

I'm sad for Ozzies toe, rather than queen's demise.

[@thedudewithvideos4899]

Ozzyman knows perfect way of marketing, even he advertised his injured toe for promotion 😂😂

[@shannonmanning6166]

Ozzy Man, a bright light in the darkness. Thank you, sir.

[@quasxen]

broke my toe (one next to little toe) carrying a basket of laundry. I missed the first step of the stairs and slammed it on the floor. was the first bone I ever broke. so right there with you on dumb ways to break a bone

[@orxa88]

Im more dumb, sometime in my past i must to broke bone in the same toe (one beside little one) and now they grow in the wrong direction bc the broken one make pressure on the little one so they are both screwed. And i honestly didnt know that i broke it, so you know that i slammed them quite a few times.. grettings

[@lisazelko3353]

I’m literally crying at the words, she trusted the grandkids, omg I’m dying right now

[@onsokumaru4663]

0:20 when self driving cars become sentient.

[@rowenaanderson3739]

My motorbike got stolen last night. Thanks for cheering me up.

[@Duane_Grabert]

I've seen every volume of this and it never gets old. Good on ya, ya Legend.

[@enderethan144]

2:47 The overly excited dodgy mate speeding in made me laugh so damn hard 😂😂😂

[@somkit9102]

2:47 might have been a better time stamp. but yeah, that was good!

[@mikes5637]

I occasionally get afflicted with muscle cramps in my legs during the night and wake up to agony. I can honestly say not once has my first thought been to grab my phone, select camera mode and film it.

[@mrwascallyt9865]

i used to get them a lot at night if i worked outside and sweated a lot and didn't hydrate well enough which is easy to do in florida found out grape juice and raisins are good sources of potassium better than gatorade per ounce haven't had any more leg cramps unless i overwork i still get them occasionally in my hands

[@MOSTGHALONE]

Are you doing another childhood Cancer awareness month this year? Last year was so amazing. All of the people that came together to show support and love was awesome.

[@Lark_Vivian]

First guy covered in insulation didn’t even uncross his feet.💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[@misterbobby3312]

I feel you ozzy man, I broke my pinkie toe on the corner of the wall while cleaning my kids room also!

[@lilymarinovic1644]

Broke mine on the corner of my nice heavy wooden bed frame while.running around getting ready for work. Lucky it didn't require the moon boot or anything, so more destination semi-f'd

[@deadpan7670]

The Slippery Slide Guy starts to swim in the end to avoid collision

[@arpanganguly6435]

That first guy seems to have face the similar situation multiple times I reckon! The inner peace he showed was some dragon warrior level sheet! 😂😂

[@roxanny-danny-doo3203]

Watching these always makes me feel better about my life and the best way to start me day!

[@Nils1171]

*my

[@anderseckstrand7033]

Schadenfreude!!! Look it up 😂

[@roxanny-danny-doo3203]

@@Nils1171 I typed it that way to try to emphasize the Australian accent by doing so phonetically.

[@roxanny-danny-doo3203]

@@Nils1171 But if you have some void in your life that can only be filled with correcting other's spelling/grammar..... you have my sympathy.

[@Hrodn]

"One woman screams and everything ends." Sounds like my sex life.

[@DJ.LakeSea]

Oh Ozzy, you melted my heart with that inclusion of 'Destination Hugged'.... so cute!

[@babyblue1194]

Destination hugged. We’ve all got tears in our eyes.

[@schmidt640]

That first guy is a legend. He slowly uncovers his face of all the debris and is like....."honey, could you please bring the dust devil out into the family room?"

[@lolajaramillo4620]

And his dog was a cool, and fast thinker, jumping from the recliner half a second before the catastrophe.😄👍🐶

[@johan.ohgren]

@@lolajaramillo4620 Dog be like; I'm out of here!

[@Thebreakdownshow1]

Is it just me or being OZY makes things funnier lol.

[@BobbySacamano]

Huh?

[@lawnside82]

@@BobbySacamano i think what he ment to say is it me or does ozzy man make everything more funny.

[@ljruss42]

Thank goodness that woman on the stationary jet ski was aware off her surroundings.

[@thebasketballhistorian3291]

I never watch these kinds of videos or viral clips or tiktok but... this guy's commentary is so funny, I only watch to hear what he says. 😆

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

Skipping the small toe and breaking the middle one is quite a feat.

[@pranavps851]

*quite a feet

[@danielkokal8819]

small toes get all the breaks from banging against a chair leg. hate that.

[@fredmore6214]

@@danielkokal8819 have your toes gotten any breaks?

[@davidburke2132]

We need “Destination Hugged” merch Ozzy Man!

[@xabiaa2167]

0:19 "... Lucas doesn't fight back against his destiny. He uses this valuable time to reflect".

[@toasteddingus6925]

I am from Mexico.... I am convinced the Piñata tradition comes from the Aztecs tying up prisoners and having their kids beat em to death hahahah

[@flickcentergaming680]

It's a good day when Ozzy Man uploads. Hope your toe gets better soon!

[@poletooke4691]

@2:14 She BROKE the pole on Granny's head 😂😂

[@blackened872]

“Full billy Zane in titanic.” That was good.

[@amenaspecialist]

0:21 looks a lot more like my home England, than the Netherlands Sure wish it was Amsterdam though 💁‍♂️

[@Rutgerman95]

The steering wheel is on the right-hand side and those don't look like Dutch license plates either. Most likely the UK then

[@imscoobydoo]

Dear Ozzy Man, you make us laugh every day. God bless your senses, particularly humour.

[@rushreef]

"The guy in the back goes full Billy Zane in Titanic!" 🤣🤣

[@buzzedaldrin6317]

It's amazing how fast Australian mullets will grow back. Those trucker hats are miraculous. Send a tanker full to North Carolina and your super rich.

[@johnsonmcsandwhich6576]

still gets up laughing after getting her head hit for a homerun what a legend

[@R.Sole88109]

We're gonna need a better bat😂

[@einna420]

The oven fire, Im assuming, is from grease spilling out the back of his flimsy pan, it would ignite on the bottom element. Found you on tiktok!!

[@eh42]

Almost certainly a gas stove. Close the door. Turn the oven off. Open a window. And call up Skip to bring an order of chinese takeout.

[@WeddingVegetables]

@@eh42 Could be a gas stove, but an electric oven can be hot enough to ignite oil too.

[@Sharkdog11b]

“One woman screams and everything ends” sounds like life everyday mate

[@k.s.l3w158]

"One woman screams abs everything ends" that's one way to describe the inevitable heat death of the universe.

[@thekatt...]

My granddaughter and I watch this channel. I'm gonna use "destination hugged " from now on. Thank you Oz !!! ❤🇨🇦😊

[@RdeneckTech]

I kicked the absolute piss out of my dresser one night and F'd my pinky toe just last month. A week later, I noticed that I kicked the bottom trim board all the way off it. No shame bro. I feel your pain from Texas.

[@fredmore6214]

Nice going! Did the dresser hurt your toes? Do you think you slightly broke a little bone 🦴 in the little pinky toe?

[@RdeneckTech]

@@fredmore6214 haha. Nope. It was bloody for a bit, but the bones were fine. The dresser got the worst of it that time.

[@jonmat8708]

@@RdeneckTech That's pretty good to hear.

[@joshbobst1629]

It's always made me very happy that beauty on the jet ski noticed her impending doom and scuttled away with plenty of life sustaining seconds between her and hustling watercraft. So she's still out there. Maybe I'll meet her one day.

[@nonstop1861]

Lol the good ole buddy wrap of the broken toes. Breaking toes is the worst! 🫠

[@battlebeard2041]

As a 3-time Dad with an extremely high level dadbod I certify the extremely dadly nature of somehow breaking _only your middle toe_ while cleaning up after the tiny beast.

[@artvandelay1099]

If you're a fan of people exclaiming "oh sh*t!" Watch the uncensored version of the jetski crash video. It's even better in slow motion.

[@NickSchrader]

Man I don't know what it is, but I swear every few months when I'm feeling particularly down, an Ozzy Man Reviews videos pops up in my suggested feed late at night. And..here we are once again! It's like clockwork.

[@littleb9298]

0:00 the reflex of that dog... 😂

[@rmvdhaak]

0:20 Since when do we have white number plates in the Netherlands ?

[@L3vinesNL]

i was wondering the same..

[@AristotelisMitsiou]

I'm sure he meant to say the UK

[@lw6953]

Love you videos x but are the Dutch now driving on the left side of the road too? I think that was a lovely day in Britain 🇬🇧

[@maverick8237]

vol23 allready how time flys needed this in me life right now thank you @Ozzy Man Reviews you legend

[@alexmartin3143]

That skydivers arms nearly killed me from laughter…

[@TheBigENN]

Toe: an organ that finds hard and sharp edged objects in the dark...

[@karelchrastina5655]

Feet are great at finding legos :D

[@mrwascallyt9865]

@@karelchrastina5655 it's a minefield out there for parents ( as a combat engineer in the marines we used to joke about our crappy mine detectors and say that our feet were the real detectors gallows humor )

[@redd.mp404]

The commentary of an Australian man is very soothing for some odd reason

[@maryjane4432]

Right I could listen to him for hours

[@yama_no_ou]

An aussie + Scottish commentator

[@jeffingram8279]

It’s nice to know I can hit the like button at the start of the video and never be disappointed! They need a better than liked button for your videos. Thanks for being an content creator that can make a person smile and feel genuinely better for watching. Thanks and have a blessed day Ozzy Man!

[@sharyn0075]

Boater "went full Billy Zane from the Titanic !" 😄😄😄

[@lifebeyondrepair]

*first guy just had his hidden stash of weed fall over him*

[@therealENENRA]

Nice 👍

[@robertmoore6149]

Did not expect FIRE. lol I figured he was going to spill everything on the floor.

[@huverdoose]

2:45 Jesus, he went all bendy-floppy!