Celeste Strawberry Jam Expert Lobby, but funny

Sorry for not uploading for four months I was busy gaming
So I'm a big fan of Celeste and the Celeste community, and I've been playing Celeste's biggest mod, Strawberry Jam, way too much over the past couple of months. I got all the berries in the first three lobbies. I miss Blueberry Bay. No Golden Strawberries or anything, I'm not a pro Celeste gamer. Thanks ‪@ParrotDash‬ for the walkthrough I am not smart enough to finish this on my own.
Also I might do a summit B-side golden video sometime soon because I wanna get that
#celeste #strawberryjam #goldenberry #summit
also i have a big fat crush on Parrot Dash but don't tell anyone

[@valent617]

we hit the like goal that I never expected to hit in 2 days. I guess I have to make a part 2 now. what. I wanna make some other videos first but it'll come in a bit probably thanks for all the support its actually kinda crazy to me subscribe or whatever

[@nebulae5236]

And here I thought Ninz was carrying all the Celeste silly content on their back. Good to know there’s another Celeste player with enough silly gameplay to back them up!! (Please keep making this stuff I clipped 3 moments in this vid alone and I want more)

[@sdmg.4]

9:14 WHY TF U PRONOUNCE IT LIKE THAT

[@valent617]

Made this video because I thought the Celeste community needed more content that wasn't just "Legendary gamer does superhuman feat, Golden Berry" took me like 1.5 months so hope its good

[@DesTr069]

Can’t believe you got the heartside golden on your first try, truly the only Celeste gamer alive

[@GuimauvePowa]

its not good, its fucking great ngl, had many funnies in the vid, overall swag/10, might just watch it again in a month

[@zekefuzz8623]

Bringing humor and entertainment to Celeste is exactly what it needs lol

[@fuzzy_mouze]

40:31 "dude I'm at the mercy of a fucking potato right now" has the desperate energy of a starving Irishman during the great famine and it made me burst out laughing for little reason

[@valent617]

yeah thats what I was going for actually trust

[@absolutecoffee9570]

"can you meow for me" "meow" the hardest fucking pause ive ever seen

[@valent617]

it went hard

[@ParrotDash]

hii

[@valent617]

will you marry me.

[@ParrotDash]

@@valent617 going a bit fast there huh, not even taking me out to dinner first or anything

[@valent617]

@@ParrotDash is that a no

[@havefun9181]

@@valent617 Considering its been 3weeks with no reply prob.

[@Darkswe]

Heartbreaking

[@pokepo7859]

we need to get this man a better pc so he can play more of this

[@valent617]

please do a sales pitch to my mother

[@qmw_m]

​@@valent617 I'll send you mine xd

[@gloriouscraft7223]

this was genuinely SO much fun to watch, i enjoyed all the 57 minutes, i hope you pop off

[@GustavoBalls]

This video is like a journey of an overthinking hooper

[@valent617]

elaborate.

[@GustavoBalls]

@@valent617 You really just have to understand. You watch the video and study the theme of it. An everlasting message repeating in your head "An Overthinking Hooper"

[@valent617]

@@GustavoBalls 🍔

[@2de94]

I can feel the sigma coming inside me

[@swampzmusic5]

The rise of the broken sigma

[@GittleLamer]

no fucking way is that a genuinely entertaining small youtuber banger

[@valent617]

thank you + hollow knight profile picture should I play it

[@GittleLamer]

@@valent617 yes please play it

[@victorjohnson5646]

@@valent617 yes you should

[@goooat9352]

we all love parrot lmao

[@valent617]

me too (i have a crush dont tell anyone tho)

[@turkay1558]

@@valent617 too late, already did

[@mystral_fox]

banger video very good also be proud of your clear times :3 (esp psychokinetic, that map is hard as fuck) also the reason why the narrow hollow music is so unfitting is bc kaerra made the song assuming that the map's visuals would be completely overhauled but . they werent! so instead we have this with that song

[@valent617]

the song is great, unfitting isnt a diss I thought it made the map goofy good to know! thx

[@Nylspider]

Wtf issy spotted in the wild

[@raslei_]

1:26 the chapter 1 dream hyper makes me laugh so much every time

[@sdmg.4]

erm actually it was exactly 5 minutes and 24 seconds, therefore your statement is invalid.

[@meee_5155]

Why did I have to scroll so far down to find this

[@sdmg.4]

@@meee_5155 idk

[@favretheundead]

i love etherial ascension's music. i listened to it for all 3.5 hours of my full clear

[@valent617]

i respect that! to each their own

[@laceylopp7039]

This is one of the most entertaining celeste videos i’ve seen, it would be awesome to see you get better equipment for recording but regardless, good job!

[@valent617]

thanks! can confirm, my sound quality is dogwater, sorry.

[@BGDMusic]

the sound makes it better honestly

[@valent617]

@@BGDMusic yeah um that bad sound quality is intentional trust 👍

[@BGDMusic]

@@valent617 lol

[@Boomerkbom57]

This video was a really nice time. The Nokia Brick quality recording added to the humor. Seeing the mac book volume raise come up everything you said the music was banger was hilarious, even if it wasn't intended to be

[@valent617]

im glad you liked! i think scuffed = funny so it works out

[@not2dey]

summit down-side :D go far into the do not enter hole for a fun surprise! fun fact, you can do the entire map while bringing a theo crystal with you!! and you get a cat for it :) (fire video btw)

[@valent617]

i watched the theo video after making this and its literally superhuman glad u enjoyed!

[@justarandomwoof2247]

9:47 SO TRUE PARROT DASH Meow nya uwu

[@valent617]

i have a big fat crush on parrot dash (don't tell anyone tho)

[@dry4smash946]

@@valent617 @everyone

[@Its_MarsBars]

As someone who is currently playing through Expert Lobby, Summit Downside has to be my favorite map by FAR. I hated it at first, but it grew on me so much I played it again, got the silver berry, then played it again to get the berry past the heart. I haven’t gotten it yet, but I do have a crazy time of two minutes flat on it. Go me, I guess?

[@Nikola_M]

I wish the silver berry was just at the heart as a joke

[@typpachenpoca8632]

Most normal Celeste player: 9:50

[@adamrozsavolgyi2947]

this was an awesome video to watch, i genuinely had fun watching it. your jokes, 1 frame image edits, general talking style is so entertaining to me, i really wanna see more from you

[@valent617]

I gotchu, as soon as finals are done im hopping on the KZbin grind

[@Chemicalex]

such a genuinely fun video. this channel is a gem ❤

[@the_gb_]

so glad theres still celeste content like this out there keep doing this, funny asf

[@raslei_]

This has to be one of the funniest celeste videos ive ever watched, hour well spent, hope to see more from u :)

[@slugintub312]

I saw the ParrotDash walkthrough and immediately knew he would have to deal with the Meowing

[@laceylopp7039]

39:00 lmfao for certain levels you’re absolutely right

[@alystars88]

I JUST SUBBED TO YOU BC OF THIS VIDEO holy shit i didnt even realize it was almost an hour long, this was so fun to watch! thank you, for making this video 🙏🙏

[@kalikaku5954]

Just found your channel and I honestly could've watched 4 hours of this, good shit

[@kalikaku5954]

Actual perfect timing me finding this and you releasing the part two the next day

[@razerbladegaming8983]

This was one of the most enjoyable 57 minutes, thank you

[@pocketkito]

alr i just want to tell u ive never laughed this much on a celeste video before. some people might point out the bad quality audio but i think it just adds the perfect bit of humour it needs, also youre like really funny, i kept laughing out loud like crazy. plz keep making videos cause ur amazing and truly underrated

[@valent617]

thank you so much! im glad you like the audio quality because that is not changing anytime soon lol

[@WillowTreems]

really enjoyed this video, got a ton of giggles out of me, keep it up :}

[@ASCgaming9]

How are you not more popular, this video is insanely entertaining throught the entirety of it

[@orokamonooooo]

I have zero idea about anything Strawberry Jam related, but this video got me instantly hooked especially with just how ridiculous everything looks and how funny you are. Keep up the great content!

[@valent617]

thank you!! im having a tough time motivating myself to edit and stuff rn but this pumped me up im gonna go edit right now thanks

[@gwydddddddddddddd]

this sis one of the most entertaining videos ive seen lately, this needs more than 7 likes cause holy shit this is a fun video

[@valent617]

[@americanmcgeesalicefanatic8904]

I’m really happy this showed up in my recommended. This was really entertaining.

[@Kataiser]

Glad you liked the Psychokinetic music!

[@valent617]

i dont think i praised it enough, its prolly a top 5 track I've heard so far and that's really saying something considering almost every song on this soundtrack is incredible. Great work with it! gonna listen to more of ur stuff in the future

[@446pm]

literally never played this game but watching this video was an absolute blast! loved every minute of it. seeing people pull this shit off is absolutely mind blowing to me and i cant wait for a part 2

[@valent617]

I would recommend playing it, but don't. Once you start, you can't stop. glad u enjoyed!

[@OuaisAmelie]

I love ur editing style bro, good luck with school (and celemste gg)

[@lanusgaming]

Actually such a funny video. Looking forward to more :D

[@desolatedsouls]

the title was not a clickbait at all! couldn't stop smiling throughout the video :)

[@errorperson13]

amazing language lessons on irony, we need more of those :)) that potato quality cant be good for your health though fun fact: theres an entire optional room after the heart if you dash downright without losing your speed in the heart room in psychokinetic and i had NO IDEA it was optional then i beat it and learned i achieved nothing extra except bragging rights (and some funny dialogue, maybe seeing credits too if i remember right) it took me 2000 deaths :' )

[@catandcomparator]

I have just found this channel, it's great. Also 11:14 yump spotted

[@millimediagames]

I have watched this video twice now, and it has been entertaining both times

[@ninzwz]

banger video !

[@valent617]

thank you! ive been loving your recent videos btw keep up the fire work

[@notequalalpha]

This is the best celeste video i have ever seen... And how do you only have 500 subs, im telling the alpha squad to subscribe.

[@HopefullyJustMe]

You made Hydroshock feel like an absolute fever dream

[@valent617]

it literally is tho

[@unr4g3ux37]

I always imagined good modders as great people. The guys behind garry's mod, antibirth... they did beautiful things, for free! Their wits and passions and keyboard as their only tools. When I saw the trailer for strawberry jam, I was slack-jawed about how amazing this mod was going to be. But now that I see this, I understand. All good modder aren't necessarilygood people. In this case the tears of the players was the payment all along. (Nah, I'm just jocking, great mod, even if I don't think I'll be able to make it) (And amazing video!) (I reiterate, f*cking super amazing video!) (Ah... I must say, every moment Valent is talking is comedy gold)

[@valent617]

modders are carrying the celeste community and so many other communities. for almost 0 pay. They deserve more love

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

the summit downside mappers were sadistic for sure, good thing aiden wrote banger music for it to taunt us even more

[@aurel0899]

Why does bro only have 2000 subs. Nice video man

[@hellossshelloss8274]

This is the first video I have watched of ours and it was really funny and I enjoyed it

[@valent617]

thank you! glad you enjoyed

[@indiegamechris4759]

Nice video! Expert lobby is a masterpiece. I thoroughly enjoyed my time with it. All 893792857437 hours.

[@valent617]

hey man! glad you enjoyed! loved your SJ videos recently, glad we're both popping off by covering it. keep up the fire work

[@farmertree8]

This video feel like hanging with my friend on a discord call and watching them screen share and honestly it's so chill to watch (Although none of my friend play Celeste)

[@valent617]

(peer pressure them 🤠👍)

[@SRN_RL]

You want interesting numbers, you should get to the heartside room heh heh heh heh heh. Banger video! Thank you for making it.

[@valent617]

Thanks! kinda scared for the heartside tbh I've heard its hard af

[@SRN_RL]

@@valent617 It's one of the coolest, and indeed most challenging levels I've ever played in any videogame or mod, and has some of my favorite music for theming and "vibes" as well. It's incredible.

[@kryt7955]

i rightfully earned a sub bro, keep up the good work

[@valent617]

🍔👍

[@catsandwich1406]

idk why i watched this, but i'm glad i did i actualy couldn't quit, well i'll be your 345th subscriber then

[@jukeboxintheflesh]

The way you kept that fucking corpse joke going got me lmao, same with the markiplier bit. Love that shit great vid

[@noah-qq9of]

You are Good to have on KZbin. Funny man

[@Neb2121]

Thank you so much for casual gameplay of Celeste it was getting a little discouraging to see “epic pro gamer, beats hardest, level in the world three times in a row of goldenberry”. Amazing video.

[@valent617]

this isnt even Casual this shit is hard 😭😭 glad I could help tho

[@theroboman727]

19:45 It was not grandmaster tech, it was a very technical thing called binocular storage which is never intended even in grandmaster. And you have to beat both rooms in a row without dying to successfully use it, so that's why it's good for silver berry where you have to be deathless anyway.

[@valent617]

Thanks for the insight! I thought it required a grounded ultra, which is grandmaster tech. why is this celeste stuff so complicated man

[@theroboman727]

@@valent617 it does also require a grounded ultra. Normally you lose all your speed when the fast grounded dash ends, but thanks to bino storage, right when you enter the next room, the player state is reset to normal meaning the dash instantly gets cancelled in a way that you keep the speed. And that lets you have enough speed to make it over the gap.

[@thetechnovoid]

whats bino storage, and how does it work?

[@suomingstar]

"where did the floor go" that's the realest and most accurate depiction of my reaction when I was looking at maps that have ultras in them lmfao

[@renedehler6917]

this video makes me never wanna play the game again but still there is so much to explore

[@CVZen]

this is so banger

[@kono152]

why are are the small obscure channels the best lmao

[@bennyther]

i like how you said you were doing dream hypers in forsaken city haha

[@szekelyszabolcs5822]

This guy is the funny and chill love your vibes guy. Hope you have a burb and celest. And drugs yrah

[@valent617]

I love celest

[@szekelyszabolcs5822]

@@valent617 me love funny comentary

[@Im_Not_Loss]

Starting the expert lobby today and this looks like absolute suffering, this is amazing I can't wait to play all of this

[@valent617]

GL! its hard bro but u got it

[@loganxavier]

It took like 2 months but hey you got summit b-side lemon good job 👍

[@Doritos5]

Great vid

[@nroduvol79]

god i love your videos

[@skunkynator1212]

Yo nice vid, cant wait to see ya play the rest of expert lobby with my goofy ahh map in it

[@valent617]

which one is it?

[@skunkynator1212]

system invalid map exception, its arguably the easiest map of expert, so youll be able to go through it in a breeze now lmao

[@valent617]

I played it about a week ago and it was fire I love dream blocks also it was hella funny great work with it!

[@2rocketguy]

You've already been to Balls Cave, it also goes by the name "Hypnagogia"

[@callmemarcy77]

When you said "uuuuuuuuuugggh" at 7:00, i really felt that

[@felipemariano2808]

Even tho this guy only has 3k subcribers he deserves at least 500k Edit:who is going to say celeste is the name of the mountain and the name of the girl is madeline

[@veagle1379]

i don't get why people dislike this music 12:30 microtonality slaps why the hate

[@valent617]

no hate, i respect that

[@ceruloryx]

banger vid. 10/10

[@ramcams]

the little english lesson about irony made me laugh so much omg

[@qurturt8872]

So good at the game you were doing dream hypers in FORSAKEN CITY

[@user-wu7lc9gb6g]

Summit down side is basically getting over it. Quality gameplay

[@QU3STI0NMARK]

Bro became my favourite Celeste KZbinr in one video

[@valent617]

just wait for the sequel 😈😈

[@QU3STI0NMARK]

@@valent617 I will

[@Gabzew]

Watching this guy beat all those maps while i am stuck in chapter 8 b side is a pain lol

[@valent617]

chapter 8 b side is super tough man, keep at it!

[@YeStalisk]

Through the lag and the frames

[@YeehawMister]

If this get 50 likes I will get Celeste in pc and try strawberry jam

[@fzcl1558]

53:23 well bumper is indeed a famous concept in strawberry jam

[@valent617]

pumber 😭

[@JinGaster]

i love this video

[@DoctorKoffee]

9:57 meow

[@SmallGamingYT]

Things learnt from this video, 1: It's like that one gif 2: Walkthroughs are weird 3: Bro has an etherial singing voice 4: Structural irony refers to an implication of alternative or reversed meaning that pervades a word 5: Murder Is Okay! 6: Summit Down-side 7: Summit Down-side

[@valent617]

its really an educational video if you think about it

[@gyftdres]

BABE WAKE UP VALET POSTED

[@justarandomwoof2247]

Please do more videos on sj!

[@YellowLink10]

40:31 I relate to this on a spiritual level

[@valent617]

I

[@jorissmal1769]

No idea whats happening in celeste in this vid but it was entertaining af

[@realNom2mooncow]

yeah epic video

[@ijpthegreat]

Yoooo, parrot dash kinda crazy tho 💀

[@sammichman5667]

Bro is so good he did dream blocks in forsaken city

[@0Prime0]

11:14 nice yump

[@terarian-129]

2:44 kamo konecne slovensky youtuber(mozno cesky)

[@Jynuo]

Now I watch you and parrot🙏

[@valent617]

good taste imo

[@reystlin7789]

I thought that i'm not gonna be playing expert maps anytime soon cause I suck, so I'll watch some content, no big deal. And dude, that was such cool video! Had genuine laugh over the jokes. Here, that's your hard earned like and subscribe from me, buddy. I'll be waiting for the second part! Now go eat your dinner! Meow

[@valent617]

if you think you're not good enough, build your way up by playing intermediate and advanced maps. I was completely dogwater before I started playing this mod lmao glad you enjoyed it so much!

[@reystlin7789]

@@valent617 actually I was wondering, what language do you speak? Like when you answered your mom’s call. Seems very similar to Russian, I could easily understand it

[@justaregularnoob8239]

i died to flag 4 7ag while watching this

[@ChosenOne2524]

Saving this to watch later Will be back when I myself beat expert lobby

[@valent617]

GL!

[@ChosenOne2524]

Update: I have 7 levels left to beat. I'm on Forest Fall rn. I haven't seen anything about Polaris, and I dipped my feet into Summit Down-Side while I was still in the Advanced lobby, so I'm saving those 2 for last. Favorites so far are Chromatic Complex n Psycokinetic(Speed. also difficulty spike), Garden of Khurta(self-explanatory) and Clockwork(Never been more enthralled by moving blocks in my life). also Gravity Swinger and Narrow Hollow had such good music for no reason.

[@ChosenOne2524]

another update: I just have Polaris, Summit Down-side and the heartside left

[@waligooli]

Valent + ParrotDash collab when

[@Hobby_Collector]

Oh yeah that walkthrough is Parrotdash one of the best Celeste players tbh 😂