Celeste Strawberry Jam Expert Lobby, but awesome

Pinball Purgatory would be C Tier.
So um I spent a lot of time completing the expert lobby of Celeste's biggest mod, Strawberry Jam. like a lot a lot of time. The expert lobby rooms were so hard that I kept going back to Blueberry Bay and getting golden berries to make myself feel better about myself (or are they called silver berries? idk) Regardless, Starfruit Supernova was a blast and the summit of my Celeste experience (haha get it) because I will not be doing Grandmaster lobby. not a gamer of that caliber.
#celeste #goldenberry #strawberryjam #summit #funny #gaming
also I would like to announce that I no longer have a big fat crush on Parrot Dash, I have moved on.

[@landonnunez2850]

Another fucking banger

[@donutgam1ng]

time to bang

[@fishfilet560]

Give them some privacy

[@Bluecho4]

Agreed

[@skyler6101]

can confirm that meowing and madeline zoom makes video more enjoyable

[@ympalympa6796]

Sorry for Parrot Dash, he really missed his chance

[@valent617]

their loss tbh

[@Nikola_M]

@@valent617 | || || |_ !?

[@valent617]

I should do Grandmaster Lobby next :clueless: (I will not be doing Grandmaster Lobby)

[@Nylspider]

Pumber foreshadowing

[@valent617]

literary device moment??

[@CodyFelix]

omg u WILL die if u do

[@emilyleppik2787]

I dunno, fractured iridescence isn't much harder than the red expert maps, you could at least do that. Just to say that you got a GM heart.

[@dartsandmonkeys]

Maybe do d1d7 🙃

[@OuaisAmelie]

I’m here to represent the girls 🙏

[@chaiznt]

ONGGG HI CHAT

[@donutgam1ng]

the women and the women, trans people have envaded my town

[@arjenenmaartjeroozeboom-va7504]

Bonjour, je suis not a girl

[@zphyrr]

women rise up

[@completelynormalperson7077]

Thank you for representing us all while we lurk in the shadows 🙏

[@laceylopp7039]

if you feel bad that a single room took you like an hour, just know the heartside for spring collabs grandmaster lobby had a room that took me 3 days straight 🤡

[@valent617]

thats acc crazy 😭😭

[@noogatok]

let me guess that room was flag 2

[@laceylopp7039]

@@noogatok lmao yes

[@Pewpslol]

13:03 since you are not doing gm lobby, i would recommend dashless+ as your next map as it limits movement options in similarly creative and innovative ways

[@valent617]

already golden berried it, so sorry

[@nexutrosity]

​@@valent617Clueless

[@catsandwich1406]

@@nexutrosity idk man, he got the golden Berry

[@Colelord]

57:50 My name is in the video! It was an awesome stream + 2 awesome videos! When I saw the first video I expected someone had just uploaded an hour of uncut footage and was instead presented with these two high-effort masterpieces. Good job! (Have subscribed)

[@valent617]

colelord you are my GOAT

[@hollowtheprotogenvods]

Imagine if parrot commented again. That would be crazy. Also, banger gameplay dude.

[@ParrotDash]

that would be crazy huh

[@Pixelbitie]

@@ParrotDashso true

[@meta04]

@@ParrotDash 9dg real

[@hollowtheprotogenvods]

@@ParrotDash You actually replied, wow! I didn't expect to get anything out of this tbh

[@toastmori]

You’re such a gem to watch, your humor and style reminds me so much of KZbinrs I watched in my childhood! Great stuff!

[@willewilliam1234]

Bro youre definetly gonna blow up soon, these celeste videos are absolute slappers my guy! Keep up the good work, youve earned yourself a new subscriber!

[@Trees7420]

This is the best celeste video I have ever seen! Keep up the great work, and you earned a subscriber!

[@mynka7641]

this gotta be one of the most entertaining celeste content ive ever seen keep it up

[@fraverian]

1:26 yes perfect thatll help you get so much better at celeste. also wearing skirts can help a ton.

[@kono152]

this is just as good as the last vid, im officially addicted to ur channel

[@millimediagames]

I'm so sad pinball purgatory wasn't in the heartside. I think it would've fit so well thematically right after summit down-side Also 11/10 video (+1 because of the truly amazing hand cam), when gm video

[@valent617]

Wouldve been S tier if they put Pumber there smh prolly not gonna do GM sorry

[@spiriniar]

isn't pinball in gm?

[@GeometryCat.-.]

​@@spiriniarit is

[@millimediagames]

@@valent617 Honestly that's fine. I love your editing style and personality so much that I'd be happy watching pretty much anything you create! Just make sure that you enjoy what you create. From my experience it makes it so much more fun and makes the end product 100x better

[@callmemarcy77]

Thank you for clueing me into the fact that google still thought I was male lol. Great video!!

[@valent617]

LMAO

[@Kaiawoo]

I love these videos bro, you just popped out of no where in my recommended, you are like the only person who can keep me engaged in a video for AN HOUR. I love the bits you do like they just come out of nowhere and they're funny as hell. I wish your audio capture was different (the speaker capture hurts my ears 😭) but other than that I would binge the fuck out of the content you make. (do grandmaster :3)

[@valent617]

thank you! sorry about the audio, my Macbook microphone is doing its best. I won't do grandmaster, but im gonna make a golden berry video soon so woo

[@Kaiawoo]

@@valent617 👀👀👀 ooooo

[@Irequiresustenance]

I forgor how good the editing is 🤤

[@Alloy_Dreemurr]

guys im a woman it should go up now

[@Yeeclair]

Same

[@valent617]

YEAHHHHHHH

[@Alloy_Dreemurr]

@@valent617 true

[@Alloy_Dreemurr]

@@valent617 did the stats go up?!?!

[@dartsandmonkeys]

I love the random sad images with no audio

[@446pm]

wooo been waiting for this one for a while now. i (as a non celeste player) still got no idea how tf you manage to do 90% of this shit but boy is it fun to watch. even if you cant do the gm lobby id be glad to watch whatever it is you do next.

[@unr4g3ux37]

11:29 He looks like Mo from Mo:Astray. 18:59 Madeline: "How embarassing..." 19:40 So I wasn't the only one thinking about Touhou. 19:46 (OoO) Thou has become Sakuya. 19:47 ...or Dio, to each their references. 23:19 What? Aren't you suposed to do this? 25:16 I had the same reaction. 30:13 Disappointment THANKS for the video. May your soul find peace X)

[@notequalalpha]

Did he just let the world know his PIN code at 19:01

[@theglitcher8553]

Holy you are one of the most entertaining youtubers ive ever watched

[@revolug]

0:22 instantly won me over lmao. i can already tell this is gonna be a banger video

[@rech2020]

11:16 baba is you reference ("it" from baba is you)

[@valent617]

elaborate

[@idosamovich4715]

I was watching this as I was playing Polaris and the music synced PERFECTLY. It was beautiful.

[@Flumpj259]

Valent saying "saved it" actually triggers a countdown within the games code that when reaches zero will kill him

[@valent617]

I knew something was suspicious

[@sfericzox2932]

The Time Trouble timers are all set to a specific time , each is different , the times are all setup to send you back when you hit a switch

[@valent617]

ohhhh thanks

[@TrubGMD]

from now on every in every video you shoul update us on how many subs are woman, i'm too invested

[@valent617]

wait thats actually a rly good idea lmao

[@__archermaster__8790]

yooo i've been waiting for this

[@hans4088]

41:21 Terraria stone mining sound effect

[@valent617]

LMAO

[@user-ur2gt7je5c]

We need to get his man a better computer fr pls keep uploading Celeste it's so good

[@VeNom321GD]

LINDA PLZ COME BACK THIS MAN NEEDS YOU

[@valent617]

LINDA PLEEEEASE

[@DeDuMeNu]

The "takes takes takes" joke made me smile, good job

[@nebulae5236]

The MacBook gamer returns yooooo!!! I wish you luck with grandmaster lobby!

[@snolls105]

I guess there were some disadvantages to make the styleground have, like, 50 layers.

[@snolls105]

no wait, handcam makes it worth lmao.

[@valent617]

U RIGHT

[@Abs0luteN0va]

25:24 its a secret the only reason you hate this is cause you found something meant to be forgotten

[@Nylspider]

Congrats! :3

[@Evilcattt]

Meows a good start you could also use Nya and mrrow

[@RadioactiveBluePlatypus]

Ok, I have a suggestion to make the game run smoother. Click the windows key and search "advanced system settings". Click on "view advanced system settings". A window will appear. At the top, click advanced. Then, under performance, click settings. There will be a list of checkboxes. Disable as many as you can, but the ones with the word "shadow" in it are the most taxing for your gpu so prioritize disabling these. This trick literally increases your framerate significantly and I swear, before on minecraft my computer would have barely 60 fps. Now it can reach like... 300 fps! With 10 chunk render distance! It's crazy! Strongly recommend. Edit: HAHAHAHHA LMFAO YOU'RE ON A FUCKING MAC??!?? AHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHH

[@valent617]

this is the funniest comment.

[@icantthinkofaname4745]

ah yes, my favorite celeste reference, horse. also good video again

[@ashleytheasteroid6444]

You laugh at the absurdity of hand cam but my computer was STRUGGLING in some of these maps even without recording, which led to me not being able to finish the heartside because flag 7 is unplayable. Also my entire farewell golden video is recorded with my iphone it's on my channel.

[@valent617]

finally someone understands

[@diggitydavid]

The sync at 23:52 is fucking immaculate

[@valent617]

I NEVER NOTICED THAT THATS AWESOME

[@CoolTurtleGamer]

dude I've been on youtube for a long ass time and you are genuinely so fucking entertaining. please grow strong

[@QU3STI0NMARK]

Watched some of this live. W vid

[@Qualtify69]

4:22 now I want some Cap’n Crunch

[@joelipad6623]

LETS GO THE 60 SECOND BURGER RUN REPRESENTATION WE ALL NEEDED

[@samswine9127]

yooooooo actually so pleased when i saw this in my feed, this was a blast and a half to watch!!!! well, most of it anyways, that time where you pronounced gif wrong was unfortunately a huge damper of the whole vibe :( yooooo??? coolmathgames cameo???

[@valent617]

Dear samswine9127, I wanted to take a moment to express my sincere appreciation for the kind comment you left on my video. Your words truly warmed my heart and brought a smile to my face. Knowing that my content has had a positive impact on someone means the world to me, and your support encourages me to keep creating and sharing. However, I must admit that when you pointed out my mispronunciation of "gif," it momentarily dampened my spirits. It's never easy to realize that we've made a mistake, especially in a public forum. But I wanted to let you know that I appreciate your honesty. Constructive feedback is essential for growth, and I genuinely value your input. I'll make sure to correct my pronunciation moving forward, and I hope that you'll continue to enjoy my future videos. Thank you again for your support and for taking the time to leave such a thoughtful comment. It means more to me than words can express. Wishing you all the best, and I look forward to creating more content that resonates with you. Warm regards, Me

[@emilyleppik2787]

9:51 unfortunately relatable, seems to be a symptom of playing this particular map.

[@monternight8424]

i love the touohu luna nights inspired map

[@farmertree8]

I actually want to watch you suffer through the gm lobby tho anyway the video is very enjoyable!

[@zoinkerspoinker4326]

42:11 god damn! I was thinking the exact same thing

[@bgmarshall]

29:17 I laughed an entirely unreasonable amount at this

[@lauradinger1616]

Subbed purely to change that subscriber percentage 😂

[@errorperson13]

absolute gaming content like the last one unfortunately i have to ask you to refund my eyeballs because i dont think i was ready for some of the things i saw lol

[@abode_3129]

19:24 this is the touhou luna night level

[@valent617]

ohhhhhhhhh bet

[@doxuv5661]

@@valent617 putting 5 sakuya's pads as bet on that is touhou luna nights level *knifed*

[@whyme541]

11:55 omfg this scared me so much lol 🤣

[@iexist1300]

46:55 i think this map is a reference to ligament, which is a map from the celeste 2020 spring comunity collab mod

[@iexist1300]

This video is good, but it makes me worry, because you compleate the maps so much faster than I do. At least it means I put more effort into my gameplay, which makes me better than you. Can you please tell me how you got so good though I've spent 300 hours on celeste and i sometimes spend multiple days (of a few hours) on singe rooms help.

[@catsandwich1406]

you underestimate the power of the celeste community

[@JinGaster]

GG! epic gaemer 1:36 so true

[@valent617]

I loove gamiing

[@nebulae5236]

1:10:28 Nah don’t worry, it’s not gonna take you 10 hours! *Cause beating it took me 40*

[@valent617]

40 is crazy 😭

[@nebulae5236]

@@valent617 it’s not nearly as crazy as beating expert heartside with that kind of framerate. Hope you can figure out how to get OBS fixed so you can actually try out some green GMs!

[@someoneishere1781]

Not high quality but Thank you for making me laugh for the first time this year🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@ankleswallower7990]

The exact same thing happened to me on ehs flag 2 and somehow I beat it again the next try

[@moofurg]

17:20 I was so confused when I heard golden hour started playing I thought I left something playing in the background

[@wanderingvagrant1551]

Give in to the sunk cost, grandmaster time

[@valent617]

check back Saturday :)

[@wanderingvagrant1551]

Les goooo

[@theroboman727]

14:06 Dude please update your mods. From this part I can tell that yours are many months out of date. Updates are not just bloat, they are real balancing improvements, bug fixes and sometimes even feature additions that you should want to get. And there has been a ton of those since when this part of pinball purgatory was adjusted.

[@valent617]

yea I prolly should my b

[@ItsWillow0]

Well guess what~ You have at least one female subscriber x3 Also great vids all around, bravo bravo!

[@sporakatsunon9920]

Gaslighting people into thinking pinball purgatory is an expert is a Chad move

[@valent617]

it is expert wdym

[@Mushbobby]

Honestly I'm new to Celeste but I love this content I'm currently still on the intermediate lobby tho

[@dartsandmonkeys]

Your new and on the intermediate.!?!11

[@Mushbobby]

I have like 30 ish hours on Celeste

[@valent617]

@@Mushbobby wait you might be a celeste prodigy

[@squibster81]

@@Mushbobby did u go straight for intermediate lobby? Or did u do beginner first? It is pretty crazy for someone to be on intermediate lobby after 30 hours. Unless u didn’t do chapter 9 and C sides, idk.

[@Mushbobby]

@@valent617 I'll keep u updated dw

[@aryanravi8164]

Skyline usurper at D is a hate crime

[@simonepolo2388]

11:20 That's "It" from baba is you

[@meta04]

1:04 is so very *lol* (gm lobby time)

[@valent617]

no gm lobby I value my sanity

[@peanutbuttersandwichosc]

27:40 ngl this actually made me chuckle 💀

[@valent617]

that was my magnum opus

[@peanutbuttersandwichosc]

@@valent617what did the man with the gun say to the man robbing him glockwork 🔫😃

[@DavtheDartrix-723]

It took you 11 hours? I'M ON FLAG 3 WITH 17 HOURS ON THE CLOCK.

[@valent617]

this celeste stuff is tough man

[@desolatedsouls]

my game is not in english so i might wrong but there should be setting says something like "reduced light mode". it's one of the vanilla settings so you don't have to scroll through plethoras of mod settings. it might bring up your framerate to two digits...!

[@valent617]

WAIT REALLY

[@OSoverspike]

tbh if you can do starfruit you could probably tackle easy gm maps, speaking from experience it's definitely possible (although I had a bit more of a jump lol)

[@valent617]

ok true but also I dont wanna rekindle my strawberry jam addiction

[@JaddarJexiszuir]

subbed immediately with the meow

[@Happy_Koopa_boi]

Great theory but, we all know Sans is actually The companion cube as seen on a whiteboard in the final theory of matpat's insanity ending

[@valent617]

what the flup are you on about

[@Happy_Koopa_boi]

@@valent617 2:30 on matpat's final theory all endings, on the whiteboard it says "the companion cube is sans"

[@valent617]

@@Happy_Koopa_boi WHAATAAAAT

[@Artur-Ellena-O-Pingu]

0:21 XD

[@YellowLink10]

1:36 liked and subscribed

[@americanmcgeesalicefanatic8904]

2 months late but this was amazing

[@dande3208]

60 second santa run video when?

[@jnae2917]

im here to represent the user specified community 💪💪💪💪

[@TheKingOfShortness]

i need more meows now that i'm looking in the comments why is it at 57 minutes? holy shit this video is an hour and 10 minutes long. Imma watch it all

[@TheKingOfShortness]

The most video I have seen, meowing, hand-cam, and mtf Celeste player

[@Syuwup]

Man i really liked this video, too bad its probably copright claimed from the 2 seconds of golden hour you played in the background... Man i love the capitilistic socioty we live in

[@valent617]

it actually wasnt but im glad someone notice that

[@noah-qq9of]

The jokes in these Videos or smthn Else man i dont See anyone Else doin this Kind of style Video

[@marz9487]

I need a challenge *pinball purgatory* Lmao

[@shxne222]

I LOVE GOLDEN ALLEYWAY

[@valent617]

ME TOO

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

gg, nice clear (and funny video reactions) how old is your computer btw, because my somewhat old 7 years old laptop can do screen recording and run celeste mostly fine (i got my own starfruit supernova clear video for reference). the phone camera just adds that extra funny to the video though so it’s all good also taking more than 1 hour in celeste rooms is normal when you begin to hit your skill ceiling, the hypnagogia flag took me 2 hours for some reason (hands hated dream hypers into ultra), and I think my record is taking 8 hours on monika’s 7D final cassette room. if you ever want to play GM, your sanity will be gone because of too much time on maps, so at least you’re making good decisions in life unlike me lol

[@valent617]

we dont talk about 7D Cassette room 😭😭 its like 3 years old so its not terrible

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

@@valent617 it seems you’re a victim of the 7D final too lol idk why your computer is not doing so hot then, i’m no tech guy, sorry I couldn’t really help out more :( but gl with future content, you’re a funny person, just try to avoid the computer ghost that may be there

[@cocoabutter5888]

nya banger mrow

[@iexist1300]

35:12 akchually they are called pufferfish not jellyfish. Also you forgot pinball purgatory on your tear list.

[@sunnyleeloo]

0:24 im a woman so yt is obviously trolling Update: i am no longer a woman lmfao (im genderfluid now)

[@CVZen]

fr same

[@KawaiiNiko]

please more celeste content

[@themailman9497]

Huh this guy is pretty funny

[@chrisbye]

boop beep beep boop madeline go woooo

[@lilahmarrs6269]

I am also here to show that woman do exist.

[@marrimars]

Falling for the obvious subscribe bait and subscribing (as a woman)

[@geekazodium]

0:22 what.... I'm torn between subscribing to prove you wrong and not subscribing because what the hecc???