Chan-to-Chan Combat

yeah we're getting better mics soon.
Edited by Lark! Lark's Twitter: / king_of_limb
Watch the full VOD here: • [Full stream] - Crusty...
Songs used:
Tattoo Assassins OST - Main Theme
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Freebird
Primal Rage OST - All The Rage
Primal Rage OST - Rrimal Dance (Opening Theme)
Howard Shore - Minas Morgul
Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round
Howard Shore - The Shadow of the Past
Neil Cicierega - Piss
Amen Dunes - Song to the Siren
成龍 - 醉拳
Thick - Mansplain
Eqqsquizitine Buble-Schwinslow (via Bandcamp)- Seinfeld Theme (NES 8 bit Remix)
Little Simz - Introvert
Mark Snow - Materia Primoris
JUNGLE - KEEP MOVING
周杰倫 - 說了再見
Lyre Le Temps - Swing Machine
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[@IanDerp26]

Only OGs who watched the stream remember watching them fail fatalities over and over again for 2 hours.

[@no-man_baugh]

I think I also remember us bullying some guy near the end of the stream? I don't remember their name, but regardless I'm still not sorry

[@TheOneTrueWolfio]

The sounds of the controller when failing at fatalities sounds like they're sending news from the frontline during WWII

[@sbilldmilk]

wacky fun fact: the control schemes for Primal Rage were based off of Benedict Cumberbatch's original Enigma code key

[@Ribbons0121R121]

me:plays halo reahc firefight the kid who knows morse code wondering why im gonna feed wasps to the president:

[@ToxikBox]

"We're here, we're queer, and we're ready to spread mass hysteria and fear" My motto

[@revenevan11]

"I think I accidentally did a vore fatality." -Grayfruit, 2021

[@Ribbons0121R121]

not even gonna go nowhere near that

[@newpancakeman]

Lark’s editing intimidates me

[@danechiccarello1914]

Game: *finish him* Bird man and fruit guy: *furious button mashing as nothing happens*

[@Pinkooru]

Gotta give him the ol' *grayfruit* technique

[@MrSkerpentine]

The thing is, with Tattoo Assassins, since there’s *so many* fatalities, there’s actually a good chance you’ll randomly activate at least one by mashing random inputs

[@din0822]

I like to think the actors were approached in the street with "Hey wanna be in a game"

[@residentfacehead3465]

Say what you want about Tattoo assassins but the character select screen being all the different tattoos on the guys back is actually kinda cool.

[@mistery8363]

and being able to choose a special move before the combat sounds hella nifty too

[@gwahh]

the story behind tattoo assassins is such a grim tale of shitty workplace conditions. according to some people who worked at data east, some developers would literally get physically ill from working 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, including holidays.

[@chaosinc.382]

O-oh... :(

[@ScrungleWOG]

"vore fatality" is one of the things I want to unhear

[@haalfnhaalf]

no.

[@baconsandwich1887]

coward

[@no64256]

What about Lu Kang's dragon fatality?

[@BusterMachine1]

Nightmares of Riptor from Killer Instinct are flooding back.

[@sbilldmilk]

Seinfeld fighting game sounds too compelling not to exist at this point

[@MetalMercutio]

A fighting game about nothing

[@TheGraveKnight]

@@MetalMercutio So how do you know when the round is over?

[@zend1678]

As many movies Grayfruit has seen and references, I refuse to believe he hasn’t seen Bean: The Movie and doesn’t recognize Whistler’s Mother from it.

[@BigDogBandit]

god the sprite work for primal rage is almost genuinely fantastic, but then you look at it for more than 20 seconds.

[@cyner3444]

the jackiechanverse is expanding and has overlapped into the grayverse I see... and also dinosaurs?

[@AkashWShah]

There now a confirmed connection between Jackie Chan and New Urth

[@mamero8140]

these edits always come out at the right time after I've managed to forget enough of the full stream that I can re-experience it for the first time again and it's wonderful

[@purpleYamask]

Grayfruit going "you sent my ass to Brazil!" Coupled with the reverse of the planet changing has removed my ribcage and kicked me in the lungs with how hard I laughed.

[@M16707]

Lark did an amazing job with the intro

[@Keeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

“We’re here, We’re queer, And ready to spread fear.” I’m using that every time I enter a room

[@ProgressiveRock1970s]

*Plays as Billy Two Moons* "I've been cancelled!"

[@cannonballking7]

Honestly as a fighting game fan, and a big lover of seinfeld, i would kill to see the two combine. And if it was shitty i think that would just make it better.

[@ozzni1]

Can't beleive I got gnomed by The Lark

[@braedentrefethen5437]

I was SO fucking confused, because I thought you said "Mark and I are here" right outta the gate, and as the video went on, I kept thinking "damn, does Andrew have a brother? They sound exactly alike, it's so weird". How deaf do ya gotta be?!

[@Josefumika]

"Lark and I are here, we're queer, and we're ready to spread mass hysteria and fear" Lark boyfriend confirmed?

[@docmcmoth]

God I hope so

[@residentfacehead3465]

Im 90% sure i saw something about Gray being bi but idk about Lark

[@eva2602]

dontshiprealpeople

[@Josefumika]

@@eva2602 I am not, simply asking if they are a thing or not. What they do is their business, and I will continue to watch their content either way

[@ping163]

@@residentfacehead3465 (About grayfruit, not lark) I remember seeing it in a Twitch Scraps one night when I binged a bunch of them (idk which though), and iirc in one Peggle 2 VOD it was brought up very briefly and he said he doesn't really talk about it much onstream

[@valentindimarco65ta89]

Wake up babe, new grayfruit video dropped

[@IamArock22]

WHY WAS THAT VALVE INTRO PLAYED OUT SO GOOD edit: OH MY GOD FREE BIRD (I haven't finished the video as of writing this)

[@SamSphinx]

Huge Friday Night Fisticuffs vibes. (released on a Friday, no less.) Boys, I think we found the new Two Best Friends.

[@nerd_5615]

The Valve Intro edit made me chuckle. Hell, Lark's editing in general makes me chuckle

[@pubjubz]

As always, you can smell larks watch from a mile away

[@hogufold8600]

Lark's editing once again killed me faster than Chao's acidic piss

[@JellybeanSTUDIOS]

You know its a really good Grayfruit video when you laugh 54 seconds in.

[@Jzk2171]

God, I was obsessed with primal rage when I was a kid. It was always the first game I went to when I went to the arcade. I even had some of the action figures.

[@keybladebanditjing]

I still have all of them in a box in my closet

[@lordXexe]

I have primal rage on my computer, ngl it's a great lil game.

[@givadiva9289]

Just finished rewatching Pong Pong Never Die, needless to say this is a well needed sequel

[@WolfyTheDark]

Primal Rage was recently covered by Matt McMuscles over on his "Wha Happun?" series- supposedly the misaligned landing collision were "anti-piracy measures," just screwing up the gameplay by making the landing fucky. From the examples they show, and what I've seen, it's possibly just emulation issues.

[@chaosinc.382]

Izzat why it looks and plays so jank?

[@theseatoad5785]

The Niel Cicierega Piss joke is 10/10

[@lilcocopuff5138]

The really random fighting games are always my favorite videos on the channel (that and the glitch hunting stuff)

[@Daboss8211-]

This is getting out of.... "Chan"d 😎

[@psychosalad7812]

Luke Cord is my favorite Jojo character

[@timm8o475]

At last, another great usage of a Neil song

[@jankcity6081]

that jerma edit REALLY got me

[@1thousandarrows944]

Once one of their healthbars gets depleted, the other one just pulls out a typewriter and starts going TAKKA DA-TAKKA TAKATAKKATAK, *Ding!*

[@ersintulum202]

valve edit was gorgeous

[@juanokug4]

Ah my favorite fatality Nudity

[@Roving00]

this is the trippiest experience ive had in a while

[@venom_ross]

Andrews editing is always a delight to see

[@scientific3458]

did not expect to hear jerma's substitute teacher noise and honestly it scared me

[@chumchumchum5019]

Another incredible video, literally in love with your channel, never fails to make me laugh, just wanted to let you know that you da best 🦍 😘

[@badlydrawnturtle8484]

The difficulties with the Primal Rage combos might have been technical issues. When three or more buttons need to be held at once, you need to be careful how your input device is set up.

[@nicolasrededeo805]

When they talked about a possible Seinfield fighting game, I thought "Doesn't that already exist?". Then I realised I was thinking of the Full House fighting game. Yes, that exists... CORRECTION: I looked it up, it probably doesn't actually exist :(

[@onlinestonedogii]

Gray fruit streams are reaching higher concepts at a considerable pace. Soon we won’t even comprehend the fruits true form

[@BeanBups]

oh my god primal rage brought back old memories

[@connerroy6031]

I love the fact that I got a mortal combat ad on this video lmao

[@sebapotatoboy3683]

my favorite part is when Lark :)

[@dangdudedan8756]

them trying to do moves in primal rage sounds like someone typing on a fucking typewriter

[@anxietyprimev6983]

27:15 Can confirm, those are both a damn near perfect G#3.

[@missingindy]

I like how that costume you showed at the beginning looks like a polished straight jacket

[@BRiMtheBot]

ah yes, start the day with a funny fruit man. Truly wonderful

[@infinitephantasm]

i legit saw the thumbnail for this video, and thought i was rewatching an old 2ndjerma video, because that same photo of jackie chan *is* used in one of jerma's thumbnails, for Alpha Protocol

[@harveybudgen4437]

That Jackie chan game looks fucking sick. I'd expect no less

[@PeppySweetheart]

I really thought he was gonna say "We're here, we're queer, and we're ready to spread legs"

[@keybladebanditjing]

Primal Rage is one of my favorite fighting games ever, so much nostalgia

[@Sed_Wes]

Ah, half an hour of content starring the Eggplant and the Blackbird. Just what I needed.

[@dr.bendover420]

For a sec I thought I heard you say Mark, and I was like "oh? New person?"

[@atomicanachronism8849]

I can't believe there are so many Sequels to Jackie Chan

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

1. Tattoo You 2. Scary Monsters 3. Jackie Chan (he is his own Stand) Also, excellent video (+ editing), as always!

[@RagdollWraith]

15:32 i know it was "a different time" but its still crazy how these people can be so competent at making, programming, designing a game, doing well in nearly every part and yet not being competent / concious (???) enough to understand how unintuitive and unfun it is to have every move be like 8 different consecutive inputs

[@lordmanatee439]

INSTANTLY know this is Lark's editing

[@lunnihyre4215]

9:20 Hell yeah! Primal rage! I had toys of this game!

[@johnwalsh3396]

I can only image the pain your about to go through

[@Jasmine__135]

The thumbnail could’ve been for ANYTHING else but it had to be this

[@sunnyd1722]

I LOVE Deloreans, so seeing a Delorean fatality makes that the perfect game.

[@Cosmonaut_Bill]

im Cherokee and all the other native American people that i know just find the archetypes like Billy two moons hilarious

[@SethHisoka]

"seinfeld fighting game" im shitting money as we speak, go on...

[@acousticfoam4184]

1:02 Ghize nuts

[@bigpapajohnbacon5887]

Yo what the fuck I have a Vertigo (the blue frilled lizard in Primal Rage) toy from when I was a kid. I have never heard of the game, and I have no clue where it came from.

[@jakethhy]

Lark’s music taste is unparalleled

[@atenep6158]

isn't the first game just Jojo but stands are just Tatoos

[@justincruz8050]

Grayfriut, would you mind sending me your social security and tinder username?

[@quartzofcourse]

I would pay for that Seinfeld fighting game

[@eyemotif]

27:12 the first time i watched this i literally thought it was the morshu one played twice but just overlayed on the background the second time. holy shit

[@slowerpoke3556]

5:27 Yo Evo 2021 looking sick as shit

[@callumsparrow4379]

Tattoo Assinass

[@quartzofcourse]

Piss is such a good song

[@newhampguy]

i wish the title said Gay Fruit

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

Why does Buzz Saw look exactly like Dexter Flexter from that one Guarantee Video sketch.

[@do-nothingbear9474]

I know the Seinfeld fighting game was a joke, but do they actually know about the full house fighting game?

[@grayfruit]

the full house fighting game is also a joke I believe

[@do-nothingbear9474]

@@grayfruit not gonna lie, that was a memory so deep in my subconscious that I didn’t even remember what the source was until I looked it up. Now I feel kind of silly

[@tylergerardo8542]

I cant belive my own city tried to stop my man from takin a PISS

[@goose1357]

im pretty sad that I recognized the background in the intro as spring yard

[@creaturefeaturegonnageetch5111]

Man I wish there was a new primal rage game

[@ChrisMortJr.]

Billy dances like the final boss in that one phone game add where all the stick men run and get killed by the fall guys looking environment and whatnot

[@themarecool]

Lark is King

[@brainlagintheformofvideos800]

The one they said they would find like an arcade or something but I actually saw that in the back of an Idaho pizza

[@placeholder_009]

9:20 I'm not the only one that thinks this sounds sick as fuck?

[@razorhog8]

Your edits are top tier, fruit man.

[@Slateproc]

Thanks doc

[@phantom-.]

this is like a higher quality ddnd

[@dyll_pyckle]

Ok but Rrimal Dance actually kinda slaps. And yes, that is the correct spelling. I thought it was misspelled, too.

[@theonlycatonice]

Jackie Chan beats himself on live television

[@sbilldmilk]

*0.000017 seconds in* yeah Lark did this one

[@theonlycatonice]

1:00 sounds like the perfect premise for an anime

[@nicolasrededeo805]

Why does the master guy from the intro of Tattoo Assassins wear a diaper?