"I'm A F*****g Businessman!" | Best Of Taskmaster - Coconuts | Channel 4

Taskmaster fans rejoice, it's a coconut compilation. Popping up in multiple series the coconut is a Taskmaster stalwart.
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[@HiMyNameIsSander]

"A coconut, the largest of all the nuts," Bob said ever so nonchalantly.

[@taaamas7785]

I got very far into this video thinking to myself "Wow, they sure do use a lot of coconuts on this show" without having read the full video title.

[@suzannarogowski402]

I did the same thing!!

[@amelialikesfrogs5778]

thjey could easily do the same with pineapples, potatoes and eggs

[@deborahpolk1854]

as well as ducks

[@bcaye]

​@@suzannarogowski4020:03

[@le_lilalotje7834]

I read your comment before watching the video, otherwise I didn’t read it either 😂

[@effess8698]

Colin Coconut Ltd, incorporated 30 June 2017, dissolved 4 December 2018. That coconut might look like a successful businessman, but it clearly couldn't act like one

[@corbeau-_-]

colin had a full life, full on success. Coconut don't live that long, sadly, especially when they get into business.

[@alexread6767]

5:28 I really love how Nish and Mark got along this season. It's such a lovely way to set up a joke for someone else

[@john32190]

Jack Brown is always looking out for his wife/sister

[@thomasthomasson2319]

I would say these tasks make Katherine Parkinson look like the most competent member of series 10, rather than one of the lowest scoring contestants of all time

[@mikehedworth8551]

They really don't x

[@invisiblecxnt9599]

"At least you gave it some thought after you rubbed your little tangerine"

[@andrewwhite1305]

Me and Teddy are going on a bender!

[@Tinyvalkyrie410]

I’d argue that Mark’s flung coconut did use a machine since it used leverage, which is the definition of a simple machine

[@timdungan-levant7640]

Alex: So you're now off the rug -- you can't go back on the rug. Nish: P*SS AND SH*T!!

[@kathrinrades]

If I could get away with having Piss & Shit as knuckle tattoos, I would … But I’m the weakest white person you could ever meet and I’d like to have a job, so maybe “Piss & Shit!” isn’t the best one to have on my hands.

[@anumeon]

If Joe Wilkinsons potato red green moment is the number one sad error in TM history. then Mark Watsons coconut groundstep has to be a close second.. :)

[@JJONNYREPP]

"I'm A F*****g Businessman!" | Best Of Taskmaster - Coconuts | Channel 4 226pm 23.6.24 i am not a fucking business man. and even if i was it'd mean jack shit re: the greater scheme of things..... which also amount to jack shit!!! i dont watch taskmaster, it's shit!!! though the guys who feature seem ok. i think you need to write some more sit coms, these guys have nowt to do!!!

[@andrewwhite1305]

I love Sally on this show, she's so sweet, yet spicy

[@aarrum]

This video was cocoNUTS

[@marycanary86]

the attraction i feel so sally philllips on all levels is unreal

[@redelfshotthefood8213]

Quite the twist: can't send a coconut to Fiji. But wins anyway! Yay! Sally!

[@Moxiecore]

The thing is that if the coconut was allowed to be mailed to Fiji it would have most likely be transported by car at some stage, so the fact that it was rejected saved her. 😄

[@redelfshotthefood8213]

@@Moxiecore I'm betting Alex drove to the post office...

[@musical3lottie]

​​@@redelfshotthefood8213 I think Alex may have cycled - I can't remember if it's this one or one of Alice Levine's where it shows him riding the bike taking something to the Post Office. Although if he drove, he may have used his van which is not technically a car. Edit: now having seen the whole video it was this one where he cycled to take it. Presumably because of the rule about not travelling by car :)

[@musical3lottie]

​@@Moxiecore post is collected by Royal Mail vans which aren't technically cars - although of course we don't know what vehicles are used by the postal service in Fiji.

[@Voidhawk42]

By a cunning tactic of "ask Alex to do the task for you" :D

[@cindycresswell8124]

In mechanics, the technical definition of a machine is any device that transmits or modifies force or motion. Therefore, the hat IS a machine. (I am an engineer.)

[@alexread6767]

The question then becomes, did Mark MAKE a flinging machine, or just use an EXISTING machine

[@NeungView]

I bet you are fun at parties

[@cindycresswell8124]

@@NeungView depends on how nerdy you are 😬

[@datgrrl5698]

Those who can, do...those who cannae comment pedantically on a video of those who can, doing...stay in school

[@alexread6767]

@@datgrrl5698 are you implying that anyone who stays in school will be able to do Taskmaster

[@liamnehren1054]

So many Coconuts, the African Swallows were working overtime.

[@85priesty]

I love Nish's "Southern USA accent" had me initially thinking..."gosh he does a good "Borat" impersonation" 😂

[@seldom_bucket]

You must be american bc as a brit i have to say he sounded like a native speaker to me.

[@SCMelArts]

As a South Carolinian, that tracks. It definitely sounds like a Southern accent as done by someone who has never met a Southerner. (But that being said, I adore Nish and he is one of my favorite contestants of all seasons)

[@85priesty]

@seldom_bucket Australian....edit: so I'm used to hearing far worse impressions of our accent. Apparently it's very hard to do... generally it's rare to hear subtlety in bad impressions of an Aussie accent, usually they're always terrible...also also we pronounce it like "Ozzy" not "Ossy" . But I wasn't saying it was perfect at all, I was just impressed...🙂

[@MireiaOnTheMoon]

'i'm always just tryna get it done for you' @42:15. the delivery is priceless😂 on recent rewatches katherine has become one of my favourite ever contestants

[@dmontes133]

I can’t believe that he didn’t know how to open the case! 🤣🤣🤣

[@hambone.fakenamington]

daisy going full pregnant hulk on the grapefruit destroys me. the pissed off knock of that second coconut really tops it off.

[@ellekay4758]

Ah, beautiful cocoNUTS flashback to a glorious series!!!

[@rmhartman]

"are you saying that cocoanuts are migratory?"

[@J0RD4N971]

Of course not! They can be carried!

[@eloryosnak4100]

Ive never been quite sure that Bob Mortimer ever knows what hes doing, but he seems to be having a great time doing it.

[@joelowes7893]

20:21 Me And Teddy Are Going On A Bender classic Johnny

[@mrgoober6320]

Sally Phillips is the right kind of crazy.

[@herstoryanimated]

Can we discuss how Mark is the epitome of how you can be intelligent with no wisdom

[@andrewwhite1305]

I truly enjoy a coconutian compilation, I had no idea coconuts were used so many times in this show lol

[@auntlynnie]

Underrated Mawaan: “You were mystified by your on balls.” “Not the first time.”

[@simontay4851]

Own

[@RikkiSniper]

47 minutes in and I only just realised it's all coconut based 😂😂😂😂

[@datgrrl5698]

...hence the title of the video...stay in school princess...

[@RikkiSniper]

@datgrrl5698 I only read the thumbnail, and tbf I usually just see it's taskmaster and click on it ahaha

[@lhfirex]

After watching this video, I actually feel bad for coconuts. Normally Taskmaster makes me feel happy for the foodstuff that gets featured.

[@rmhartman]

The most basic machine is a lever

[@pacanukeha]

a lever has two parts though, since you need a fulcrum for it to work. isn't the inclined plane a simpler machine?

[@andrewwhite1305]

I made up coconutian, i hope that's ok

[@jeef0322]

I think greg not being strict with pts is fun

[@Ramonatho]

Technically the hat is a machine, as the simplest machine is an inclined plane, or a slope, and the angle of that hat definitely formed one. I'll just nerd emoji myself now. 🤓

[@Creechuur]

"shi**ing pi**" is still one of my favorite curses ever.

[@vickywitton1008]

It never occurred to me before but I hadn't heard of a thing called a coconut harness, why would you need one and why does every call it a coconut harness!?😂

[@gretchenbockenfeld]

i was 46 minutes into the video when i realized its only coconut tasks…

[@kamikeserpentail3778]

I'm a biological machine, well suited for throwing things. Unfortunately I can't claim to have made myself.

[@jaredkennedy6576]

7:28 he sounds like Mr Meeseeks

[@dont-want-no-wrench]

will never not want to see mortimer

[@GDench]

" business person "...she's literally on a show named Task " Master " 😂😂

[@azraeltedeschi6537]

I just wish she'd stop being so militantly harsh to Alex and then turn right around and be misandrist toward the rest of the task. "Businesswoman" who shoves her tits out and uses force and blood to exact sexual tribute. C'mon, Aisling, stop being such a pitiable excuse for a woke person. It lessens your brand.

[@MacMasore]

I will interpret as sexist 😂

[@icturner23]

For the bobsled one they should have put all the coconuts in their own jacket as no one else could have used that. It just depends whether any tape or string to tie it up counted as being the same thing.

[@jasonhenson7948]

Ah, but their clothes aren't in the caravan... until they are.

[@Mike-tv9rk]

One litre of water weighs one kilogram 😂

[@VonBlade]

9:52 - 10:07 A perfect example of why I despised this series.

[@dukerandom6986]

One of these days, i really need to start learning HA. When you get a chance, a refresh of building your own HA setup would be much appreciated. Best wishes to you and the family.

[@Tinyvalkyrie410]

Hello bot. If you need a few tips on how to be on topic, coherent and context aware in order to scam more people, I’d recommend chatting with the daleks. They stick to the point and get stuff done

[@sankai91]

Imho in the first task, if Aisling is adament about "businessman" being a male only word, she has failed the task, as she made a "businessperson"/"business lady" and not a "businessman" as specifically requested in the task 😅

[@billwheeler1213]

Ya, but who wins the rounds! Thumbs down, finish the bit before you skip...

[@jess_ismore]

Or... Watch the show?

[@billwheeler1213]

@@jess_ismore it's a clip montoge youtube video. It's just clipped short. If I was looking for the whole show, that's what I would watch.

[@jess_ismore]

@@billwheeler1213 clipped short per your opinion.

[@billwheeler1213]

@@jess_ismore yes, agreed, enjoy your day 😀 (I can't believe I am continuing this, surly we both have better things to do ,)

[@jess_ismore]

@@billwheeler1213 if we weren't being pedantic, would we be good Taskmaster fans? 😂

[@JoshuaAllcornEsquire]

Aisling really has a chip on her shoulder! It comes up just about every clip I see of her

[@Tinyvalkyrie410]

I feel like we must have different understandings of that phrase

[@pete-ex7qt]

Beta

[@nadger1337]

Company number 10 million odd? There are about 70 million people in the UK. Im sure 1 in 7 isnt a registered company.

[@musical3lottie]

No but that will include old companies that no longer exist. And lots of people are registered with multiple companies (loads of the Avalon people, for example).

[@Ashtor1337]

And that's why it's a business man. We would rather work then flirt then degrade our coworkers.

[@pete-ex7qt]

Beta

[@Anfa18]

Geez Aisling Bea come across as so insufferable

[@dezhull3311]

Channel 4 sending actors to reform uk as fake racist Andrew John Parker busted😂

[@pete-ex7qt]

What?

[@sallyraynor8984]

I never watch loony leftie Channel 4

[@rory1300]

You watch all the time and you comment on its videos often, you can't get enough, it's your favourite, you will most likely continue to watch it again and again

[@frazerash666]

Love being first

[@diasent]

The whole feminist bit is tired and annoying.

[@jess_ismore]

The whole feminism bit still being a thing because it's needed is tired and annoying.

[@diasent]

@@jess_ismore it's not. It's a bunch of spoiled white women crying about how they think they have it tough.

[@YerMate]

The whole anti-feminism bit is tired and annoying.

[@fraMOON635]

😂❤

[@budhann3342]

[@sweet.chickens]

The real sexism was being angry at the idea of a man being in business. The task didn’t say women can’t be in a business. She got angry because she doesn’t like men.

[@Miss_Camel]

Aisling Bea is the misandrist presence I constantly require in my life. 🤍