Playing with Fire - Nostalgia Critic

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Suggestions for future Reviews: The Mummy Returns (2001) The Belko Experiment (2016), City Of Ember (2008), Circle (2015), Power Rangers (2017), Jonah: A Veggietales Movie (2002), Weekend At Bernie's 2 (1993), Superman 3 (1983), Old Vs. New of Watership Down (1978 Vs. 2018), Episode Vlog of Amphibia (2019).

[@air03man]

John cena film on nostalgia critic yay!

[@mathgodoflife280]

No homework Only watch Nostalgia critic

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Review The Simpsons Movie.

[@JSPokemonYT]

Please review Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010).

[@Spazzboy911]

replying to his "You Californians are oddly calm" Dude, the sky is orange. the air is sepia tone. it's snowing ash. i don't know if the sun still exists. it's felt like 7pm all day. no one cares.

[@greyblueme9711]

True v-v

[@areyousureyouenteredyourna85]

Look out for vampire surfers! The lack of sunlight attracts them.

[@sarmeister1699]

@@areyousureyouenteredyourna85 Like, ready to give blood bruh?

[@Gbeat-]

Wild Fires and Earthquakes are just seasonal occurrences for us, it’s taught us to be calm lol

[@darkalicornkingdoom3572]

And you don't think is odd to be surrounded for fire so often that you no longer care

[@JackalopeBunny]

The youngest looks old enough to not be wearing diapers. I'm sorry, but that's some lazy parenting.

[@jeremiahhester6408]

THANK YOU!! That's exactly what I was thinking. She looks freaken 7

[@alibrennan5977]

Jackalope more like lazy writing

[@JackalopeBunny]

@@alibrennan5977 yup that also.

[@thegreyjedi2372]

Jackalope to be fair, their parents are dead before the events of the film. She may not have been potty trained.

[@JackalopeBunny]

@@thegreyjedi2372 So is the oldest one the sister correct? The one that looks old enough to take care of herself and siblings. I helped my nephews to potty train. I think she would you know help with that?

[@shinrailp1416]

You know, he said it himself, a lot of movies have these diaper changing scenes but......these are usually with actual babies. Having this kind of scene with an around 4 year old.....is just plain CREEPY.

[@primesuspect8567]

I'm still fucking appalled by that

[@thing1thing2themediamaniac43]

GOOD POINT

[@Heisbig]

yeah, why is she not potty trained?

[@rewriter3981]

Can’t they just only show the back of the adult and have the parent change the diaper 👍 depends if the parent can act or they could just voice over the parent with the actual actor

[@Slayer-88]

@@primesuspect8567 im ur 30th like m8

[@moonlitmortician6694]

"Stop making me forget you're funny." Every one of Adam Sandler's studio notes.

[@tristanhartup4936]

For me it's: "Stop reminding me why I hate you."

[@grantarmstrong9648]

@@tristanhartup4936 Oh no that's Rob Schneider's notes.

[@leonmorte7241]

I see these comments all the time. Newsflash: Sandler's comedy hasn't changed since he began, it's literally the same type of stuff he's always done, you just grew out of it. Personally, I've enjoyed every new movie he's made (that I've watched) just as much as Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison, wich is to say they're good for 1 or 2 viewings, but after that it gets old kinda fast. Only 50 first fates and Waterboy have skirted that trend for me.

[@Plasmabolt64]

freddie lewis oof

[@gabriellaschmitt4487]

freddie lewis It’s 50 first dates and Big daddy for me. But yeah I think ur right. I’ve never liked ANYones movies where the funny main role has them playing a stupid person, so I never cared much for waterboy (I just like(d) the actress who plays his gf lol). Just like so many people say how Kevin James was only funny in king of queens it’s like 🤨 well, he’s the exact same guy as he was in that, he just hasn’t been in anything that had WRITERS as good as those in KoQ 🤷🏻‍♀️ the writers r pretty damn important when it comes to a comedic movie being funny, once u know the actors have already proven they r capable of comedic timing _with the right material_

[@Thunderlips-60602]

This movie is so uncanny. It’s like an alien trying to pretend to be human and almost pulling it of.

[@jarrodedson5441]

Almost

[@shadowlord9607]

Yet it fails all the same.

[@XX-sp3tt]

*hugs the alien*

[@princessthyemis]

perfect description!

[@xxvaltielxx1789]

Like politicians

[@MisterDayDream]

This movie feels like it was written in 2016, back when My Little Pony and John Cena memes were at their prime.

[@TravJam317]

That's hardly a reach. It's common for it to take years for scripts to get greenlit, movies to be shot, edited, released.

[@SteveCarras]

It would seem thirty years older, 1986, had this been the "Megan, Molly, and Danny" version ("Marvel/Sunbow/Claster/Hasbro" version)(I saw it,too. actually, I enjoy this/..)

[@lorddrayvon1426]

Not gonna lie. I was honestly shocked to find this came out in 2019. It's shot like it's from 1995 with the abysmal colour palate and bland camera work. Actually, fuck no. The fucking Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Movie is shot better than this. Batman 66 was shot better than this.

[@blakeadamson1576]

It probably was, then got sent into development purgatory (a subsidiary of development hell) before finally getting off the ground.

[@tristanhartup4936]

I'd say this was shot in 2016 and sat on the shelf for three years until they ultimately said "Eh, whatever, let's hope this makes a quick buck whilst we still have it."

[@AeroRanger100]

TV: *shows pilot episode of MLP:FiM* Leguizamo: *describes an entirely different episode that came out years later.*

[@anthonydeadman]

Gotta love movies using recycled material from more successful franchises and being incredibly inaccurate towards what is actually being seen within the TV screen.

[@ok_uh_eli_i_guess376]

Fucking bronies. REEEEEEEE

[@ccggenius]

I'm just surprised as hell he was describing the plot of an actual episode instead of making something up. Also, was that the theme from the original series? Because I'm pretty sure it wasn't from FiM.

[@python1972]

@@ccggenius Nah that was the extended theme that was NEVER aired in the actual show. Like he'd have to actually google the extended theme to know these lyrics

[@newguy371]

I also believe there's a scene where they have the theme song playing over random clips of the show. I'll be honest, I did like the pony art during the credits.

[@KingExalted]

Never thought I'd see Zangeif as a Firefighter singing My Little Pony

[@98953812]

Now, THERE'S a weird sentence. XD

[@anthonydeadman]

Honestly with the cheerful personality Zangief has in the more recent Street Fighter titles, ....I could see it.

[@zigslotheon]

Thanks to the Analysts, I even know it’s not even the right song. He’s singing the Gen 1-2 theme not the G4 theme. This really was made for the original 80s version not the modern 2010s edition.

[@beastboyrules52xd98]

Actually that was Paul Potts doing the singing voice for Tyler Mane

[@luisumana1238]

Tyler Mane finally snapped!

[@calebdekeyser7496]

The silent guy played Michael Myers and Sabretooth and yet the scariest thing he did was sing about My Little Pony

[@tt4ever305]

His singing voice was actually provided by Britain's Got Talent winner Paul Potts

[@papabearlives9995]

He handled more sharp objects in this movie then in Halloween

[@Amber417]

That’s what I was thinking 😂

[@ThisAdamGuy]

I actually laughed when that kid tried to hug Cena and ran into the car...is that bad?

[@Ryodraco]

Yeah, early in the review I was thinking "hey, this movie actually seems to have a interesting sense of humor." Then the main kids showed up and everything went downhill.

[@Cactus-Imp]

It was pretty funny. Which is how humor is supposed to work. It comes outta nowhere. Too bad most comedies don't get this

[@IppoX90]

Nope, it was funny to me too. The fact that I don't like kids or animals helps.

[@blaisetelfer8499]

So did I; accidental child injury is always funny

[@hulkfan97]

@@blaisetelfer8499 i agree lol.

[@PichuLondonSports]

My Little Pony: Your Soul is Mine

[@FirestoneX]

Pretty much true for lots of us around 2012

[@truedashfan]

@@FirestoneX yes its so true mlp has my soul

[@yugoxgc]

@Sticks the Chespin. Now I know why I love that scene

[@anthonydeadman]

The Ace Attorney series already took my soul. Turnabout Storm swooped in to have MLP play tug of war with AA using my soul and my life has been better ever since.

[@FirestormDDash]

@@FirestoneX thats my secret. I never owned a soul. Just an all engulfing void that consumes frie- Chrysilis, Im actually Chrysilis.

[@rogue7723]

Honestly, which is scarier: Something that _tries_ to be _scary and disturbing_ and _succeeds_ in being scary and disturbing _or_ something that tries to be _cute and heartwarming_ but _fails_ and instead winds up being _scary and disturbing?_

[@GBmovieluv]

I believe the answer is....yes

[@rogue7723]

@@GBmovieluv Thanks, lol :)

[@Christopherbellfan203]

Both of them are equally scary

[@penguinman2233]

The ladder. At least I can expect the former to be Scary.

[@scotttrail522]

@Rogue The. . . uh. . . latter?

[@rebornkusabi7264]

"Stop making me forget you're funny!" That's been Keegan Michael-Key's whole career post- Key and Peele. Dude is legitimately, phenomenally hilarious and he has coasted on that... by doing shit like this. I'm not asking him to do what Jordan Peele did or more serious work overall, I'm just saying... be more choosy with your scripts man lol

[@MrGBH]

He was alright on Whose Line, but even then it felt like he was trying too hard, which is understandable.

[@ghostface-x5e]

remember madtv :)

[@Haterator]

It feels like he's desperately trying to catch up to Peele's success.

[@Cell287]

They both were in toy story 4. They were fine there, I think Key is better suited to voice acting

[@DuelaDent52]

Reborn Kusabi While not especially funny, I really liked him in The Predator and Halo: Hunt The Truth.

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Rob forced you to do this after his suffering at Brad's hands didn't he?

[@ChannelAwesome]

He is a mean brother +Tadicuslegion78

[@King-ff5dt]

@@ChannelAwesome i hope you survive this i wil pray

[@McMalarky]

@@ChannelAwesome when will you look at the Thomas and friends: the adventure begins

[@IdeaBox-dk5vj]

@@ChannelAwesome So, in more ways than you'd realize, he's the Mario to your Luigi?

[@generalobiwankenobi8265]

Channel Awesome so, so, very, very sad, dad.

[@DoMMy627]

The actress who plays the youngest child was also in Haunting of Hill House to which she was amazing. I’m pretty sure that the script gave her only crap to work with

[@rogue7723]

I feel like whoever wrote and directed this movie just _despises_ kids.

[@Sunnylucy]

Her script was literally just "scream scream jibberish scream"

[@thedoctor5777]

That could also be said for Every actor in this movie

[@H.E.M.95]

Nah that’s not her, that actress was in Megan. but the older sister is in X-men. And the boy is in sweet tooth, that’s pretty cool

[@robricloc5663]

Looks like she could be the next Julianne Moore after all

[@kaneaquino8295]

Funny how the movie tried to promote My Little Pony when the show was practically going to end in a few weeks

[@akaneonfox]

Took the words right out of my mouth.

[@dannewnam2701]

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic has ended, a month before this movie existed. In Fact, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is on Discovery Family as part of Discovery Communications.

[@ama-ri_vox]

@@dannewnam2701 you didn't need to mention that last part we all know that

[@KEBJD]

well, if you count pony life jk nobody does

[@jackday2966]

That further proves the overarching idea of how outdated this movie is

[@seabear3100]

Nostalgia Critic: "Who made these beds?" Me: IKEA

[@edwardnigma2638]

Dollar tree

[@YuniorGamboa]

Oh come on!!😆😆

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

Phoenix115 Shaggy: "Did you just say IKEA?"

[@RocaDeearCenjar]

Jesus Christ not even Doug can make this movie not hurt.

[@GBmovieluv]

I agree but I still had a great laugh over this review

[@SimpleandPain]

same...I just F-ing HATE this movie...and the kids and that teen (I don't care about them) are just spawns of evil and even that one kid in the thumbnail looks like a demon--which rightfully shows how she acts. [I just hate this movie to its core] [I'm done with my venting] - Anybody else want to digitally vent here?

[@AbraCadaveric]

When he starts singing the Pony theme song - he sings the extended version. That is not used any time in the show. So if he only just watched the show, there’s no way he would know those lyrics.

[@shadowtech9158]

So that means a(he did way more reserch than he needed to. B(he knows that information. C(someone on set knew the info. Either way if it was anyone other than that little girl that gave him the lyrics someone is a secret my little pony fan.

[@AbraCadaveric]

Shadow Tech My guess is the writers just did a search for the theme song lyrics and the extended version was the first one that popped up and they didn’t do anymore research beyond that, just going with it

[@mjangelvortex]

I thought that was the 80s version of the opening. It kind of reminded me of it t least.

[@LanceCorporalHawk30]

It was the original 80’s version of the theme song, I believe. Each gen had its own version

[@alannisalarcon7648]

Brohoof!

[@williamturner875]

Wait so this film was written by a writer who wanted revenge against a greedy producer? Now a lot of other movies make sense now.

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

All I'm seeing now is a Brian George Pitch Meeting sketch

[@abhiramnaik6720]

Do you mean Ryan?

[@princessthyemis]

This movie was so bad even the review was painful to sit through, but the skit at the beginning was hilarious!

[@Tibbykibby]

A bit after this movie came out one of the theaters in my town was showing it for free for a day and even then no one showed up lol

[@Outward777]

Its obviously supposed to be a kids movie. But it fucking sucks

[@qwertycrusader2740]

I liked the movie, just the credits.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@qwertycrusader2740 I only like the black screen at the end.

[@dfretr0315]

@@Marvelfanatic3658 I mean it’s a pretty good black screen

[@ryandowney8743]

I want to see a dark parody of this trope where the musclebound guy tries to take care of the kids, but because of the dangerous situation they still die.

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Plot twist: The youngest of the siblings uses her mind power to make everyone in the house believe they're living in a family comedy setting. Although Twilight Zone already did that, twice.

[@hyrulianwarlord1973]

What if the children plot to kill him and slowly psychologically torture the poor guy.

[@TheSonOfTheDragon]

Tyler Mane singing the My Little Pony theme is probably the scariest thing he's done, which is saying something since he's played characters like Sabretooth and Michael Myers.

[@Maniac536]

I recommend How to Make a Monster (2000)

[@TheDragonman104]

You know what’s ironic, Liev Schreiber, who also played as Sabretooth, did the voice for the Storm King from My Little Pony the movie.

[@josemolivera]

Yarp

[@TheSonOfTheDragon]

@@Maniac536 Well now all I can think of is that cyborg zombie demon singing the song.

[@TheSonOfTheDragon]

@@TheDragonman104 Seems Sabretooth is now cursed to have a vague connection to My Little Pony.

[@DoubleXStudios]

Don’t worry, John Cena. Every actor has a bad movie they want to forget they starred in. Remember when The Rock was in The Tooth Fairy? Exactly. You’ll get ‘em next time.

[@captainvader921]

I keep forgetting that was an actual thing. When is Judgment Day?

[@damienjeralds2301]

He was fantastic in Bumblebee, I have no doubt he'll get more good roles.

[@INoahGuy1]

@@damienjeralds2301 don’t forget Blockers

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

@@captainvader921 Not for a long time, I'm afraid.

[@miguelcastillo3723]

I actually enjoyed tooth fairy Remember when the rock just went in and sprayed dust on every one causing them to forget things just because he didn't want to get the tooth by shrinking down

[@Next0gen0]

Trying to capture Pop-culture references of Friendship is Magic...after the show ended. Good timing writer's.

[@FirestormDDash]

Shame. But its pop-culture if its popular and well. Show over or not. Still popular. The way I see most random youtubers sneaking in things. Mlp jokes are gonna be a norm ironicly or as homeage.

[@FirestormDDash]

@Demiclea whats going on about children? What? You do realise we have dome mamy fundraiser FOR children yeah? Cancer, suicide attempt hospital costs from bullying, etc? As of 2018 we raised $1 million across all charites. We are the *first* and I think still only fandom to have a US tax deductible charity. 2019 BronyCon also made its largest fundraiser of $100k across 4 days for new type of cancer research. Also we even managed to get some ponies (Celestia and Luna, praise the goddesses) etched onto electronic hardwarw that was sent to the ISS. Neat huh?

[@FirestormDDash]

@Demiclea i mean. The fandom started out as a 4chan shitposting group. I should know, i was there for the memes. Still am. Curious on this dark beginning.

[@FirestormDDash]

@Demiclea i mean thats part of every community if they get big enough. I dont see how you would ever hold that as either a grude or a "fandom origins". I also recall hearing the fandom going on witch hunts around that period too, outing a few people. But I hear shit like that from every walks of life. A mlp show staffer was hit with jail for owning illegal photos. Heard a very high profile anime creator hit with owning illegal photos. Its a humanity problem, not a singular group problem. Usually. But yeah I thought you were refering to some proto origin of the fandom as some -dark mass in a chat that took form- no wait that was just 4chan. Cant get worse then that. 🤣 But otherwise, the maturing of the fandom had lots of the obnoxious agressive shitposters leave. Made us much more quite publicly, and lots see that as a dying fandom. Though i see much to the contrary.

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Yea, now we're stuck with Pony Life and comics Friendship Is Magic was awesome

[@lovelydarkness2010]

"Paint it pink" Gender reveal parties getting out of hand.

[@python1972]

Even funnier being last years californian wildfire was actually CAUSED by a gender reveal party

[@SlyCooper1920]

@@alexis474 yes

[@adnanasif9538]

Lol what?

[@00ammy00]

That Chuckie laugh playing over the demonic girl firing the nail gun fit way too well

[@hew2356]

It was perfect........

[@gavichealsomething2169]

This movie was released in 2019, right? And John Cena was in Bumblebee, and this movie features ponies Hasbro, don't make this canon to either franchise

[@Dim4323]

Maybe this movie was a Tourcher On his or her kids. Also power rangers beast morphers was better then mlp

[@MrGBH]

Considering where MLP is going (And where Transformers has been), I don't think Hasbro have enough integrity not to.

[@Dim4323]

@@MrGBH Power rangers beast morphers was more suttle then mlp. I liks to see that happend, power rangers beast morphers vs mlp.

[@EvilScrooge]

They shilled an Ad like this after they killed off the show? I guess that's how desperate they are to get rid of all of this G4 merch now

[@joeywomer]

There's a 4-5 part IDW Comic series that combines My Little Pony with Transformers.

[@MizantropMan]

I thought that booming laughter was the joke. Then he started singing. And spinning. And it just went on and on and on. In words of Eddie; "That's disturbing."

[@98953812]

You sure that's not Double-D?

[@MizantropMan]

@@98953812 The one with the hat wasn't "Eddie"? It has two Ds.

[@98953812]

@@MizantropMan Eddy is the short one. Double-D, or Edd, is the one that says "That's disturbing"

[@ForrestFox626]

Understatement

[@Japaneseanimeguy]

We should assume that in the time between the 3rd act resolving and the epilogue stuff with the wedding (I'm giving this movie the benefit of the doubt and assuming it's been weeks if not months since then) he went to therapy. I think it's safe to assume he broke and became a potential danger to himself and those around him.

[@HurricaneDDragon]

The little girl in this movie needs a horror spinoff called “KILL IT WITH FIRE!” 🔥🔥🔥

[@oxtheunlikelycontemplator2682]

I like your name and icon.

[@TheKaiTetley]

The Daughter of Chucky.

[@thisdorkshere]

I like the “F*CKING BUBBLES!” Reference from commercial videos

[@SuperGoker64]

Gotta love those old running gags Big Lipped Alligator Moment elephant Chuck Norris

[@thisdorkshere]

Ha

[@Ryodraco]

At this point the bubbles gag has attained a life of its own. It simply exists in the Critic's house, waiting to be summoned.

[@DarkCreaks]

FUCKING BUBBLES!!!

[@kingpinpasta2934]

This movie was so bad that Chris Stuckmann couldn’t give a grade

[@zachsutton9866]

Still waiting on the Hilariocity for it

[@thiagoteixeira6537]

Hahahahaha I forgot about that

[@MadTurnip]

He has a grade scale from A+ to F- and he couldn't rate it? Wow, just wow.

[@fc43]

And that’s the same guy who said this about the emoji movie: and it *SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!!!!!*

[@swansonstudios96]

Zach Sutton Yeah. This review is he’s own Hilariocity. After watching Stuckmann’s I declared it a so bad it’s hilarious. Mainly because the title has nothing to do with the story and that to me weirdly makes it hilarious. I’ll just put it one and laugh at all the failures it accomplished.

[@yoda908]

Between Sabertooth singing and Wolverine doing musical movies; we need a broadway musical play just between both of them.

[@G0LD0GG09]

Isn’t this the film thats robs #1 most hated film of 2019? ...please tell me there’s a first viewing of this.

[@repapeti98]

Damn I wish they recorded it.

[@CommanderZx2]

Brad and Rob talked about the movie in a midnight screening episode.

[@DaveMan1K]

1st Viewing usually comes out a few days after the review.

[@jarrodedson5441]

@@DaveMan1K yep

[@velocityrapture7047]

I wonder if they've seen The Fanatic? That's probably the worst film of 2019 of at least it's up there

[@redhood982]

*Movies about tough guys taking care of kids* WWE Superstars: I have been summoned!

[@rizkiananda1321]

does logan technically fall into that category?

[@Dim4323]

I know who would do this....THE FEIND let me in

[@j.d.t.5761]

Its ironic because most WWE stars are parents with children already.

[@pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325]

Fun fact - when Axe sings the “my little pony” theme in an operatic style, that’s actually Paul Potts from Britain’s Got Talent fame. Strange cameo!

[@antoniosalieri1048]

There's a critic reviewing a movie with John Cena and My Little Pony... AND HIS NAME IS NOSTALGIA CRITIC!!!!

[@SpiderandMosquito]

Please this is a bad 90s movie that was made 30 years too late. It fits

[@dylanallard6365]

Speaking of weird John Cena films, he should review Ferdinand 2017. The film was good it just had some odd stuff in it.

[@briansivley2001]

He has reviewed recent movies and cartoons.

[@DedricSilva]

Critic killed the meme when he was about to say his name.

[@huerfanoproducciones]

14:59 Secrets and Pies S07E23

[@huerfanoproducciones]

29:28 Rusev

[@Dim4323]

Just get Power rangers beast morphers

[@timothyfinch7295]

Even though they're clearly using footage from the pilot

[@elanerd4080]

How the fu -

[@edgarsandoval6990]

Ponte a hacer vídeos John.

[@sofiadragon6520]

"We got enough mugs!" Jesus Christ on a bike... I had to pause the video I almost fell over laughing.

[@TarossBlackburn]

John Cena DOES look like a more muscular Ernest.

[@lworthy2518]

It's the "dad hair" that he grew for the role. Definitely the "dad hair".

[@jeremiahhester6408]

I thought that was him playing Sandman. XD

[@alchemystudiosink1894]

It was like just 2 seconds before doug was like "Is it just me.." I was like, hey he could do a new earnest movie. So yeah, not just doug

[@HeilRay]

Ernest if he was a MCU antihero.

[@happyplace8452]

I can’t see it...

[@fotzegamingandmedia1840]

Again, the intro portrays a movie I would love to see: A disgruntled scriptwriter who had his ideas stolen screwing over the studio producer by sabotaging their movies

[@andrewlance3898]

And then he goes full Jack Nicholson and tries to murder the studio producer

[@fotzegamingandmedia1840]

@@andrewlance3898 sounds like the setup to a great dark comedy

[@alannisalarcon7648]

Shhhhs, some greedy producer can steal that idea too.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

You just described Big Fat Liar.

[@fotzegamingandmedia1840]

@@KeybladeMasterAndy A movie that ISN'T a shitty kids film

[@DreamBelief]

Is that little girl the daughter of someone in the crew? How the hell did she land that role?! Yeah, she's young, but almost any kid can do a better job. Check out kids in school plays for heaven's sake!

[@aidanredding8058]

She might have been better if her part wasn't just screaming and crying.

[@shadowknight1121]

@@aidanredding8058 exactly.

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

One word: Nepotism

[@BugsyFoga]

It's basically a rule with every Wrestler turn Actor to be in a crappy kids film , it's happened with the rock , Hulk Hogan , Dave Bautista , and now John Cena.

[@chasehedges6775]

The Game Plan was OK.

[@AscendantStoic]

Gotta pay the bills somehow XD

[@chasehedges6775]

@The Eyes Of A True Demon That movie was awesome. Also, The Scorpion King was amazing.

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

@The Eyes Of A True Demon Then there was The Tooth Fairy

[@mrcritical6751]

Luckily The Rick got out of the annoying kids movie phase and mainly does adult action movies and family action movies

[@greyworld6242]

This feels a little like the Bernie Mac show but the actors aren’t even trying.

[@chasehedges6775]

It looks like nobody wanted to make this movie.

[@Treeeee2008]

@@chasehedges6775 I wouldn't be 1% surprised if that was the actual case

[@cam62cam811]

Whoa whoa WHOA !

[@kylewilliams8028]

Hey now, the first 3 seasons of The Bernie Mac Show was legit good. Don't even compare it to this demon worshipping garbage

[@Treeeee2008]

@@kylewilliams8028 Wyoming really likes the first 2 seasons of that show,

[@JoelKellenProductions]

Between Tyler Mane and Judy Greer, this is the most bizarre Halloween sequel I've ever seen.

[@matthewjarek3026]

This movie doesn’t have a review on Rotten Tomatoes (It’s At 22%!), so I’ll make it myself: “Playing With Fire extinguishes it’s talented cast’s comedic fire and add up to a smoldering disaster of a kids movie.”

[@ult_mpx]

"Playing with Fire" - A movie so bad, it made John Cena visible

[@abbyr8766]

Lol

[@mariobeaupre1626]

There's a song that I really like that's called "Play with fire" and now I can't think about it without thinking of this movie... Fuck everyone who produced, directed and green lit this piece of flaming shit

[@HeilRay]

Oh my god, I CAN SEE HIM!

[@prince_nocturne]

A movie so bad, he's been trying to hide from it since before he made it.

[@mikienowhoosebad1438]

I thought it was really nice and funny.

[@JohnSmithIlIlIlIl]

15:05 THAT My Little Pony generation was MASSIVELY POPULAR! Lauren Faust, who also made Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, is an amazing Kids' Show writer!

[@diamondplaysgames]

They really hit the mark how Hollywood is doing nowadays.

[@dastemplar9681]

That and how they’re promoting sexualized 11 year olds on a movie about twerking.

[@shadowsonicsilver6]

DasTemplar 96 less Harvey Weinsteins more Tom Hanks.

[@newbienoobframebyframe4108]

"Doing" more like "dieing"

[@iamgehlbach]

DasTemplar 96 if you actually looked up that movie and read what the synopsis is you can educate yourself that the movie has nothing to do with twerking it was a terrible poster made by a marketing team. Also that movie isn’t even American it’s French.

[@dastemplar9681]

Gillbawk Lol okay, a. It still is about the sexualization of minor girls, and b. Hollywood is still promoting it. Like, can we take a moment to understand that such a movie shouldn’t be promoted when the biggest sex-trafficking ring of kids in our nation is being uncovered and Hollywood has its hands deep in it as we speak? It’s like promoting that Charlie Sheen and Whoopi Goldberg 9/11 trailer RIGHT AFTER 9/11, except some of Hollywood’s elite actually have a part in it.

[@DaveMan1K]

13:40 Coincidentally the next actor to play Sabretooth, Liev Schreiber, was the villain in the 2017 My Little Pony Movie.

[@FirestormDDash]

Somewhere a big brain expanded during that script.

[@klimmr]

9:40 Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. This Movie: So?

[@kornyeabroth4683]

This is like if Despicable Me was made by the creators of Jack & Jill

[@sgtspidermonkey2056]

😊

[@sgtspidermonkey2056]

Ok o😮

[@sgtspidermonkey2056]

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[@sgtspidermonkey2056]

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[@sgtspidermonkey2056]

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[@TheKing-rp9by]

17:37 That Chucky laugh fits way to good on the girl. (Edited) whats scarier about Axe is he played Micael Myers in Rob Zombie's Halloween. That scene with him smashing the 2X4 into the ceiling to find his sister, would terrifying if he was sing my little pony theme the whole time.

[@jakk9560]

Yup

[@FirestormDDash]

Man i just got ptsd again. My sister owned a chucky doll. Or some knock off. Swear it always had its head at different angles when I walked by.

[@robbieking4070]

I actually started thinking of the gingerbread men from Krampus when she started shooting the nail gun. High-pitched, talk in gibberish and want to kill you.

[@viimii2370]

We found our female Chucky folks.

[@freya951]

24:45 Made even creepier by the fact that Tyler Mane also played Michael Meyers in the Halloween Remake. Holy Cow! That was probably the joke they were going for with the stupid "You can make sound" comment. Given how the critic thought the Wolverine comment was legitimately funny it's a shame they didn't use the actor better.

[@J0RD4N971]

My Little Pony: Your Soul is Mine From what I've heard about the brony community, this seems pretty accurate

[@bigmacintosh1766]

Eyup

[@TheSpectator7]

Well it is Hasbro's business motif! 😆

[@MDWolfe-ks5fu]

Well at least the show is over.

[@bigmacintosh1766]

@@MDWolfe-ks5fu enter pony life

[@MDWolfe-ks5fu]

Big Macintosh I SAID THE SHOW’S OVER!!! Sorry. Not interested in Pony life.

[@Apathygrrl]

That "We got enough mugs" line was brilliant! Kudos!

[@nodorog448]

I love Judy Greer. If you blur your eyes a little you can see any performance by her as the dialog from an Archer episode.

[@SuperDaiyo]

the little girl is more scary than axe man..

[@troopcaptain]

Neither of them are scarier then you, Mr. Popo.

[@UndeadGhostGirl]

@BallisticBucket Attempted murder is hilarious!

[@mrcritical6751]

I really gotta question how the hell her sister was keeping her in check whilst looking after her

[@kurtcobain279489]

That's saying something considering the Axe Man is Michael Fuckin Myers!

[@abelmantor7557]

This is one of the most annoying , bland , unfunny , awkward movies i've ever seen like what the actual hell?!

[@Soul-Hook]

@@FlameOnTheBeat Amen!

[@Soul-Hook]

@@FlameOnTheBeat Yeah. They couldn't even get the intro to mlp: fim correct.

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

I really want to watch an Adam Sandler movie now.

[@blackrb123ryan]

17:26 you can’t fire a nail gun unless the end of the muzzle is pressing against something. It’s a safety.

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

"Is it all the slapstick that's making me think he looks like Ernest P. Worrell melting into the Sandman?" *RIGHT?!* Someone else finally said it! If John Cena had more of Jim Varney's talent... and charisma... and range- OK, a *LOT* more, someone could theoretically market John Cena as the next Jim Varney. They would just need a fucking miracle to make it work, but there is always hope.

[@GoatPopsicle]

I honestly want him to do a straight up Jim Varney biopic, or a “the disaster artist” type behind the scenes making of an Ernest movie. That might be the way to rehab Cena into a credible actor.

[@theotakupunk3484]

2

[@UglyKenHart]

Cena definitely has plenty of charisma, talent, and range. Comparing him to Jim Varney (a legitimately gifted Shakespeare-trained actor) is apples and oranges though, cause Jim Varney was straight-up gifted.

[@WeboKonAroz]

When Tamara said they found "the next best thing", I thought they'd cut to the cats.

[@andrewlance3898]

That would've been a better ending, if only because Chaplin would've shown up

[@TamaraLynnchambers]

While reading the script....I ALSO thought that 😆

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

"I'm Cena!" "No, you're not!"

[@thrackerzodthefandomnerd4267]

I was hoping for that

[@CLDJ227]

Same lol.

[@ShadyRK9]

Fun Fact: in some areas "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" IS actually on Nickelodeon! 🐴

[@Macandbloo11]

Yeah, and in some countries like Japan it aired on Disney Channel.

[@woaddragon]

@@Macandbloo11 well...that insteresting

[@grantarmstrong9648]

That still doesn't make it a Nickelodeon property.

[@ShadyRK9]

@@Macandbloo11 Disney Channel?! Never knew that! Very interesting! :O

[@donalds980]

@@ShadyRK9 There was a My Little Pony cartoon that aired on Disney Channel in 1992 back when is was still Premium called My Little Pony Tales according to Wikipedia

[@boxertaco5876]

As someone who lives in California and at the time when this came out we have a huge fire because a gender reveal went wrong. I completely believe everyone's reaction to fire.

[@ajisaac]

You heard about that too?

[@Serahpin]

Got a really good laugh out of that, I don't know why.

[@revevil]

@@ajisaac Somehow it's happened twice.

[@balfanghellfire]

I still want to and don't want to know how a gender reveal went wrong. Shouldn't there be safeguards or something? What happened?

[@DarkShadow84]

So, what gender did the inferno point to?

[@MALEMization]

24:40 He saw Cupcakes! HE DEFINITELY SAW CUPCAKES!

[@Aix_Plainer]

Must suck if the peak of your movie career was "Fred - The Movie".

[@Thewatcher-ej6qv]

To be fair he was the only decent parts of those movies and a fully got a chuckle Altough maybe it was because he would beat the shit out of fred

[@montyfischetti4787]

I liked his part in Amy Schumer's Trainwreck. The scene where he's trying to talk tough to the guy in the movie theater always gets a chuckle out of me.

[@T0wby]

Bumblebee was decent

[@setanodemont4240]

Wait, I remember that action movie. The Marine? The Mariner? He was okay in it.

[@84everfan90]

No, it was bumblebee

[@ThePa1riot]

“Another Nostalgia Critic episode? Great! I’ll get to it lat- . . . is that? . . . Is that Pinkie Pie in the thumbnail?!” *CLICK!*

[@XenoSpyro]

I'm mildly concerned that the child in this movie is less understandable than the one in The Christmas Tree.

[@hew2356]

Which is no small feat.

[@MatsuyoRific]

I haven't been so scared of anything related to MLP since Rainbow Factory...

[@stanley.le.crookshank]

DeviantArt does that as well.

[@Sonichero151]

*"I sense great danger....... Do not tell me what that is"*

[@tarot_on_fire4411]

At least Rainbow Factory had a interesting plot

[@miguelcastillo3723]

Don't remind me of that, I still have nightmares of Pinkies face

[@lorddrayvon1426]

@@tarot_on_fire4411 and is a fanfiction creepy pasta written by a random fan and not whatever the hell someone calls this movie.

[@ThemeParkAvenue]

What is with this Marvel Avengers game? It's replacing Raid Shadow Legends as the ultimate KZbin sponsor game.

[@justoneguy2487]

Remember last year when it was Devil May Cry 5? At least DMC5 was actually a fantastic game

[@f.b.i7417]

We’ll explain later...

[@bobgunter9608]

Avengers is live service garbage

[@TheRawyan]

At least it’s good

[@brandonabc2022]

Yeah! I was surprised they asked channel awesome to promote it.

[@punishedghost4970]

"Don't you love it that KZbin can give you homework?!" I miss when this site used to be fun.

[@anthonydeadman]

Remember when it used to say "Broadcast Yourself"? How far we have strayed from the path of enlightenment.

[@ShayTheValiant]

15:00 I find it weird that he's describing S7E23 "Secrets and Pies" but then it shows S1E1 "Friendship is Magic, part 1".

[@TheEpisodesShow]

Michael Myers singing the MLP:FIM theme........somehow didn't think that'd be as scary as it is

[@Cloud-zb8lw]

React to “Fred the Movie” I want you to suffer like how we all suffer.

[@frank8917]

Trust me, if Doug suffered with FoodFight and got traumatized by Son of the mask, hearing that annoying and stupid voice of Fred and seeing him act like the dumbass he was, I think it’s gonna be hard to expect that. Especially if we are talking about a movie made by the first you tuber to hit 1 million subscribers (how the hell did he do that?) that’s the double of insulting

[@sonicyuuki2292]

There's three in fact. And Cena was in all of them

[@Sleepyshy712]

Yes yes yes

[@CinematicInsanity]

Starlight_Feather and it just kept going and wouldn’t shut up

[@meganparrish807]

I think he already did that, I distinctly remember an older episode of his showcasing Fred's stupid explanation about his butt.

[@michaelsinnhoff491]

If you’re examining “darkness “ in cartoons, remember: During the run of Beavis and Butthead, Beavis used to utter “Fire! Fire!”, and a small child set the bed in his trailer on fire and then blamed the cartoon for his pyromania. And that was the end of Beavis uttering those words (although occasionally he came close to repeating them). The public never saw the offending episode again. How about a show going over this?

[@AgentRedgrave]

So Tyler Mane was scarier singing then he was the TWO times he played Michael Myers? *Sees the clip* ........If I ever run into Pennywise I know what form he'll take to scare me

[@matthewkoch6937]

True, Freddy Krueger wishes he was as horrifying....

[@Smokingwrecker]

Well he was also Sabertooth in the first X-Men movie and now I’m going to repress him singing the my little pony theme.

[@shadowsonicsilver6]

I stand corrected, that is much worse.

[@jukelly64]

I just want to know how much Hasbro paid for MLP to be heavily featured.

[@FirestormDDash]

*-yes-*

[@claypigeon7063]

Too much. WAY too much.

[@erics.czernecki7333]

Not THAT high, it's just Paramount has a REALLY good relationship with Hasbro.

[@Sonichero151]

@@erics.czernecki7333 probably thanks to Michael Bay and those movies........

[@SlyCooper1920]

@@claypigeon7063 Gotta expect that to be worth a fortune

[@thescreenslaver8520]

4:03 “FUCKING BUBBLES!” Never fails to make me laugh 😂

[@hydranoid2009]

honestly the kid running into the car at the start and the "My husband sells insurance!" jokes did get a laugh out of me

[@graphicsgod]

Enjoy it, the rest will be so unfunny you'll feel sick.. Like the scene with the shit in mask!

[@mrcritical6751]

The kid running into the car joke would’ve been funnier if it was edited better

[@Greenkittensugar]

I wish there would have been 5 children instead of 3 and the children that guy is by the car poor child

[@dorothyallspice1862]

And the fact that her husband is the Allstate guy is perfect lol

[@GordonN661]

Fun fact: actor of ax also played Michael Meyers in rob zombie’s Halloween so that’s why he was scary when he got the helmet

[@Silverstar_]

His name is Tyler Mane. He's a former wrestler who's gone on to play monsters and big, tough, scary guys. He was Sabertooth in the first live-action X-Men movie, hence the "I once saw you take on a wolverine!" joke.

[@mamaluigi1579]

He's scarier in this movie 😅

[@GordonN661]

Now I just remembered that he was also was in the devil’s rejects

[@jrrollins84]

Thank you Doug. I'm one of the survivors of Hurricane Laura. It was very rough time for me, my family, and especially the people of my city of Lake Charles. Me and my family was some of the few lucky ones, who's house made it with only little damage, but seeing my neighbors homes ether badly damaged or some completely gone, brakes my heart. But, see people like you and others around the nation doing their best to help us in our time of need, really gives me great joy and graduated. Thank you again & God bless, both you & those who really need it now.

[@catluvr2]

"WE DON'T NEED YOU!" -Luigi to Mario after Super Luigi U was announced.

[@dannewnam2701]

It Makes Luigi like Sonic the Hedgehog, But shortage Seconds and Scarier levels.

[@jessiebeck8891]

Luigi to Princess Peach after Toadette stole her playability.

[@Disillusioned_JELly]

Reminding everyone that John Leguizamo played Luigi?

[@Memelord2020]

🎵 Somebody once told me 🎵

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

Poop shot: Exists Critic: Right, we're going to have to make this a short script. We already have 75% of our material.

[@BigHailFan]

I always get a laugh when he slips in a "fucking bubbles!" reference.

[@King-mg7vy]

Not one mention of Despicable Me, the one movie that got THIS right?

[@woaddragon]

That a good point

[@shwahgamer]

And in that movie he was an actual villain who wanted to kill the kids once he used them for his plan. The rest of these movies just make these characters grumpy for no real reason.

[@mrcritical6751]

Shwah Gamers Gru wasn’t planning to kill the gorls, he didn’t have a plan of what to do with them once his plan was done because it wasn’t fully thought out. He was indifferent to the idea if they died but he wasn’t planning to murder them the most we saw of how he was gonna get rid of them was abandoning them at Super Silly Fun Land but that’s it

[@grantarmstrong9648]

Yeah that's pretty bad when the film that has the annoying minions in it did this better.

[@martinhodges572]

Mr Critical To be fair if Cena had killed the kids this movie would have been a little better.

[@ImInLoveWithBulla]

She seems too old to be needing diapers or potty training unless she’s.. yeah, okay, this makes sense.

[@PrincessHarmonyMoonlight]

I love ponies /)

[@Hanmerhack]

And why is the child so obsessed with poisoning people with lighter fluid and why did no one tell her that was wrong or at least put it out of her reach?

[@HeilRay]

What makes sense?

[@gothnerd887]

@@HeilRay I think they're trying to say that she's mentally disabled.

[@HeilRay]

Goth Nerd You sure? She seems more devious than that.

[@Alondro77]

A movie so bad even bronies didn't openly acknowledge it for the Pony references.

[@Ebalosus]

@jbiehlable took me until this review to figure out what they were referencing, because I thought they were referencing a fake NC review

[@Cloud-dt6xb]

Cause even the refrences are lazy and half assed, they describe the plot of an episode while showing two completely different ones from much earlier in the show's run. I'd go so far as to say one of the "writers" found a summary for Secrets and Pies then copy and pasted it into that guy's diaolgue thinking no one would notice when the wrong episode clips were shown.

[@mopeymarmite3409]

When you put that Allstate guy on the phone, I legit thought that’s part of the movie. Well done!

[@Goldstar_]

His name is Dennis Haysbert.

[@mopeymarmite3409]

Jason Pollitt ah thank you, i didn’t know his name.

[@Goldstar_]

@@mopeymarmite3409 You're welcome.

[@kaileykrantz]

17:52- I legit thought that Cena vomited in his own mask

[@ryuiichikune6250]

He did, critic misread the situation

[@ZatchZXman]

He didn't, you can see the shit trail through the arm

[@98953812]

@@ZatchZXman Yep. To quote a skit from Bobsheaux: *PHYSICS!! PHYSICS!! PHYSICS!!* *bagpipes play in background*

[@tristanhartup4936]

It almost seemed like he somehow sneezed shit.

[@superrazor7617]

This was before james gunn saved john cenas carrer

[@Caitlin_Mitchell]

I love The Game Plan and The Pacifier. But to be fair, for The Game Plan, it's the cast and actual character interactions that I love and I just REALLY love Vin Diesel.

[@LarkManEXE]

As a Military Brony, Axe singing the theme song is hilarious to me!

[@bigmacintosh1766]

Eeyup

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

LarkManEXE I laughed so hard in this scene!😂

[@citavalo]

Ewwww

[@jamcalx]

o7

[@lucianagarcia9315]

To me is scary as hell!

[@RNJesusVtuber]

And I say unto you: "Maybe I should do a movie where I take care of a bunch of kids."

[@tsurugikage]

Jesus Christ!

[@stateberg7208]

Yes

[@MrDj232]

I look forward to the scene where you start flipping tables and chasing them with whips.

[@Tacomans_56]

I would love to see a completely jacked Jesus

[@MrChristianDT]

This movie is 2000 yrs long, absolutely horrible &, even though the ending was promised soon, it's clearly not happening. Do not make a sequel.

[@ObsKenobs]

The guy singing My Little Pony was Micheal Myers... let that sink in for a minute.

[@chasehedges6775]

Playing With Fire: Oh yeah, that movie happened.

[@randomreviews4278]

still haven't seen it

[@ZoogWeekendz]

(Sarcastically) “Thanks current awful Nickelodeon” Btw, how’s that 3rd Spongebob movie coming along? 😒 (you know, the one that nobody asked for?)

[@ZoogWeekendz]

CipherRage0909 It was originally titled in 2019 as “It’s A Wonderful Sponge” But now, (as of 2020) even after Stephen’s death, it’s going to be released under the title “Sponge On The Run” Which (sadly) is a tie-in movie to launch the first spinoff show for Nickelodeon: titled, “Kamp Koral” (which is probably going to totally suck, in terms of TV ratings)

[@JokerVoorhees13]

10:26 that actor is Tyler Mane aka Michael Myers from Halloween 2007 and also Sabertooth from X-Men 2000

[@RavnVidarson]

And also former professional wrestler.

[@xBloodxFangx]

10:25 the "actor with an axe" is Tyler Mane, also known for playing Michael Myers

[@SurvivorNerdTTV]

Can we just get Doug to cover the MLP Movie at this point?

[@FirestormDDash]

The whole review should just be the "im so over the cute pony thing" scene. Like id howl at a 10 second clip of his face with that sound bite.

[@predator5775]

I think we'd have to wait a bit longer for that one, unless you're talking about the 86' film then the Cinema Snob already took care of it.

[@cartoondinosaur7491]

@@predator5775 equestrion did that movie in already to and it is hilarious

[@sebastiancintron29]

"Stop making me forget you're funny." My exact words when I watched The Predator. Which also has Keegan Michael Key in an unfunny annoying role. Then again that movie did no favors for everyone involved.

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

So what are even the chances of a new film coming out from Disney (Honest question)?

[@sebastiancintron29]

@@manuelalbertoromero9528 slim chances honestly. The last movie didn't do well at the box office either

[@mrcritical6751]

I could see Disney attempting an AvP reboot just because the idea of done well would print money

[@Martynde]

The movie begins with the aftermath of a gender reveal party...