Curse of the Commercials - Nostalgia Critic

[@ChannelAwesome]

Mushroom kingdom takes the cake. Also, drink Wilkins Coffee.......... or else! Support this week's charity - www.hannahandfriends.org/ Watch all the commercials here - kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZuQm4NtocmUgZo Follow us on Twitch - www.twitch.tv/channelawesome

[@bacone-]

lets go

[@tvproductionsltd]

COMMERCIALS!!!!!!

[@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser]

It's a me Mario!

[@trippcory]

Please do another "Old Vs. New"

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Review Steven Universe: The Movie and invite AwestruckVox from The Roundtable.

[@LadyEvilest]

Jim Henson actually hated coffee. That was his inspiration for the ads. He tried thinking of what would convince him to drink cup of coffee. "Well, maybe if someone held a gun to my head...."

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

That was clearly a brilliant idea.

[@Jackie-McCann]

That explains so much.

[@Marinealver]

Want some Wilkin's Coffee?

[@UltimateGamerCC]

nice to know i have something in common with that genius, i find that stuff completely unappealing and all-out disgusting.

[@lowleypeasentmr.l8836]

Cool info

[@SallyB_23]

The most savage line delivered by a Jim Henson puppet: "What about my future?" "You don't have a future."🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@josephmckenna5760]

I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.

[@RoboBeastWarrior]

All it needs is a brooding 80's synth riff.

[@theblocksays]

And thanks to Netflix, neither does Dark Crystal.

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

@@theblocksays S A V A G E.

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

@@theblocksays What? What happened to Dark Crystal?

[@corporalcreative9892]

“Care for a cup of Wilken’s Coffee?” Kermit, is that you? *Shotgun blast “Should’ve taken the cup when you had the chance kid.”

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

My favourite part of the Wilkins ad is that, whenever they needed Wontkins to fall, they didn’t lower him with fishing line or using hand rods, but instead just threw the muppet

[@Mr-Trox]

This was an ad in the 50s no time for anything beyond throwing the little bastard.

[@haileyfandroidfan1164]

​@@Mr-Trox xd

[@kevinboudreaux7860]

We need to bring back this Wilkins character to be an evil villain for modern Muppets. bring on the cartoony muppet violence!

[@Truenofan86]

@Road House Wilkins : So you don’t drink Wilkins Coffee Mickey ? You know bad accedents happen to those who dont drinks Wilkins Coffee right Mickey ?

[@cfruge444]

Then it'd just be Kermit killing Dr. Teeth over and over again.

[@RooftopRose079]

I would watch the hell out of that.

[@brideofcthulhu347]

Kermit's psychotic serial killer brother

[@luigi7781]

Yes

[@Arius_Astronomy]

"Well, what about my future?" "You don't have a future" BOOM! I literally laughed out loud at that one. Comedy gold. Bless you Henson

[@Regfife]

"Hey Wontkins...think about the future!" *bang*

[@kurtjarvis2447]

@@Regfife gator golf

[@illerac84]

@@Regfife Well done.

[@theresadeady587]

WILKINS JUST BURNED WONTKINS

[@kurtjarvis2447]

@@theresadeady587 hi Theresa how are you doing?

[@TheNerdestOfOne]

“What about my future” YOU DONT HAVE A FUTRE the best line of the Wilkins coffee ad

[@minithegameguy4674]

I prefer *camera gun*

[@Mr3DLC]

I woulda said "what ABOUT your future?"

[@JeremyBX]

"I lost so many Toads to this addiction. No, they didn't do drugs, I did them." I love that line so damn much

[@SpectrumSwordtails]

30:55-31:33. Oh man, I can't breath. Classic, 😆😂.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@SailorMaxie]

Opinionated person: "I don't like coffee." Wilkins: *_Peace was never an option._*

[@drakeborg]

Wilkins: Care for a cup of Wilkins Coffee? Me: I prefer tea Wilkins: *PUTS ON TOP HAT AND MONOCLE* Well why didn't you say so ole chap.

[@gavros9636]

@@drakeborg Wilkins Tea was also a thing.

[@drakeborg]

@@gavros9636 I know, that's why i made my comment. Haven't you seen the tea commercials with British Wilkins?

[@gaminggoof1542]

That Wilkins shit was funny as hell. It's so entertaining it's wrong. Reminds me of Spy Vs Spy a bit except one sided

[@GuyTheMind]

You either go with Wilkins or you just don’t go....

[@Ghost26968]

Nostalgia Critic: Nostalgiaween is officially over Also Nostalgia Critic: *writes a slasher skit into the video*

[@tokuwriter2872]

Next Morning.....When the sun rises...When someone doesn’t drink Wilkins... *HE KILLS...*

[@alphagiga4878]

Why didn't the nostalgia critic hire devil boner on wilkins?

[@bio-weaponn5576]

HAVE YOU SEEN HIS CHRISTMAS SPECIALS THIS IS THE NORM.

[@HeilRay]

Next year he should give us a extra commercials video for Halloween. Halloween/spooky commercials for Spooky Month

[@PajamaManor]

I really hope this isn't the last commercial review video.

[@HeresorLegacy]

"If you don't have Wilkins coffee you aren't going anywhere." "Because I'll bust your kneecaps"

[@thatguyoddly4610]

Not unless I run so fast that I leave a trail of fire

[@DMTInfinity]

*lol*

[@andrewkind2820]

With a wrench.....specifically this wrench

[@the13throse]

"Bet you didn't know Vincent Price was a furry!" Disney's "The Great Mouse Detective" would like a word with you

[@2Scribble]

I'm pretty sure we ALL knew Vincent Price was a furry...

[@cartoonmaster2401]

That's exactly what I was thinking XD

[@BackingUpNerd]

That are many signs that he a furry

[@Dim4323]

Vincent prince: yes i had a little inside of me until disney saw me for the part of Rattigan in great mouse detective.

[@wesleythomas7125]

We all saw the dancing girl in that movie, don't y'all lie to me

[@combatking0]

Mario: "Remember, guns and knives can kill, I'm telling it to you." Kermit: "Would you like a cup of Wilkin's Coffee?"

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Wilkins is Kermit's grandpa, I guess because he probably existed before Kermit

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

@@margarethmichelina5146 Wilkins delights in homicide. Kermit just has an ill temper. The Kermit from the last few years doesn't count, because that's clearly Constantine pretending to be him while the real Kermit is rotting away in Disney's prison vault.

[@Akira-u1u]

Mario: "Drink Wilkins Coffee, you'll go to Hell before you die!"

[@somerandomidiot2788]

"Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?" "i'm a litteral child I can't drink coffee" pulls out flamethrower "Bad things seem to happen to people who dan't drink wilkins coffee :)"

[@Br4x]

As yes, I to dan’t drink Wilkins’ coffee

[@TheFI4X]

@@Br4x neither do i, (explodes)

[@Br4x]

CPB120 // Zeoul oof

[@Jjonahlamison]

I don’t like coffee eit-

[@luigi7781]

I've been drinking coffee since I was a kid...

[@richardkim2711]

Before we begin, lets give our thanks to the director of My Pet Monster that led the critic into a spiraling depression causing this series to exist

[@jonathonbartos3061]

7:09 Wilkins shot Wontkins because Wontkins is cheating. He said he had 5 aces. Unless they are playing with wildcards, that is impossible without cheating!

[@Sailor-Khione]

I didn't think Wilkins had morals.

[@D-TayWashington]

@@Sailor-Khioneit wasn’t morals just don’t cheat Wilkins personally. Everyone else is fair game

[@FritzSchober]

FYI: Wilkins Coffee Co. was turned into a part of Maxwell House coffee and is part of Kraft Heinz now.

[@harseik7354]

Maxwell House coffee... is literally the worst.

[@MegaTimmytommy]

ITS TOO LATE

[@pundertalefan4391]

Really? Oh.

[@SlaveofChrist1]

Nothing is more gross than Maxwell coffee, so I guess that’s the reason he kept insisting on not trying it

[@drixg555]

Can't believe Wilkins Coffee was taken out by a few corporate merger co-options.

[@cmm07r]

"It must be doordash coming to reward me" "Have you tried Willkin's coffee?"

[@sabrinamiller3671]

Not gonna lie, that's what I thought was coming!

[@randomplotbunny]

@@sabrinamiller3671 Same

[@bnbcraft6666]

@@sabrinamiller3671 same

[@Ghost-wt5cg]

Same

[@nintendoplayer07]

@@sabrinamiller3671 Same

[@welcometothemetaverse2523]

"Ahhh! It's me as a kid! KILL HIM WITH PUBERTY!" That is officially my favorite line in this review. 😂

[@MisterMalleable]

Hearing Wilkins say “you don’t have a future” is so savage

[@chriskrichie566]

"I've got 5 Aces. Can you beat that?" "I've got a can of Wilkins Coffee." *BANG* That makes me crack up every time.

[@kailyns8159]

Anyone else remember the “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” commercials as coming from Life Alert, not Life Call? I swear I grew up with these commercials and it always said Life Alert. I’ve never heard of Life Call.

[@Shadethewolfy]

@Hunter Phelps that's pretty amazing to know, actually

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

I remember both, but Life Call was definitely the first.

[@jmsg_PR]

“All seniors citizens should have life alert” Wow

[@Regfife]

Mandela Effect?

[@bubba200874426]

@@Regfife Nah, regional shit.

[@Wawagirl17]

Gotta love how the Critic refused to give in and try Wilkins Coffee to save Tamara and Malcolm's lives, but he did it for his cats.

[@strawberryfields9762]

That would totally be *ME*

[@ScytheThompson]

A true human being~

[@Crow_Smith]

I love the first reaction wasn't "No" it was just "I didn't even know you could still buy it ..." and that was worthy of wrath lol

[@FerreTrip]

Wow. Was Vincent Price just one of those guys with a Charisma score of "I can get away with anything"?

[@Danny-tf3fd]

Probably. Have you watched his appearance on the Muppet Show?

[@matthewkoch6937]

He was not only talented, but an extremely polite and likeable fellow by all accounts.

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

Charisma 10, Speech 100

[@locnar1]

His cookbook is awesome too. the orange chicken recipe is cook the chicken, then just pour the entire bottle of grande marnier over it.

[@TheMadwomen]

Just look at him for ten seconds! Of course he was!

[@MandleRoss]

If that Wilkin's Coffee mascot teamed up with the Panda Cheese panda...

[@jmsg_PR]

Oh Lord! Now that’s stuff nightmares are made of.

[@long_dennis]

There’d be no escape and no mercy

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

Just you know- *BUY WILKINS COFFEE!* **Decapitates Panda**

[@stevenstice6683]

We need Segata and Randy Savage to save us.

[@tomaturtle7790]

@@stevenstice6683 Oh yeah, dig it!!

[@thomasroscoe1293]

"Have you tried Wilkins Coffee" "No I don't think I have" "So you have chosen death"

[@MrChickennugget360]

honestly the Wilkins Coffee needs to be a meme. most bad this crazy commercial ever. at least i think so- i was not alive in the 50's

[@kurtjarvis2447]

@@MrChickennugget360 that is one psychotic puppet

[@robbiewalker2831]

@@kurtjarvis2447 It's not his fault Doug didn't try the coffee... Doug is being a dick.

[@kurtjarvis2447]

@@robbiewalker2831 are you his brother?

[@Dylan-cu4ty]

*"The power to destroy a planet, is insignificant to the power of Wilkin's Coffee."* - Darth Vader maybe

[@FinchZeKey]

-Michael Scott

[@dodongo6420]

And Panda cheese

[@j_._a_._c]

Nah that’s Darth Wilkins

[@wolveyplaysgames7760]

"Noooooooooooo"

[@rdphoenix07]

"I find your lack of Wilkins Coffee disturbing."

[@nerfspartanEBF25]

Fun fact: Wilkins Coffee was bought by Maxwell House. So teeeeechnically, I've already been drinking it for the last year.

[@nikistorey9972]

The Willkins coffee adverts might be my new favourite adverts ever

[@gdeezy]

Same

[@wolveyplaysgames7760]

Fu***** bubbles

[@maxspecs]

TV Puppet Pals had to start somewhere.

[@prielknaaphofnar.9754]

They may have surpassed Panda cheese.

[@Boobalopbop]

Literally shot him in the head for no reason!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@toptenguy1]

Wilkins coffee frog vs "Just you know whhyyy..." Panda.

[@JoedEzekiel069]

wilkins probably would win

[@popcultureasylum7456]

That would be a fight i would pay to see

[@JoedEzekiel069]

@@popcultureasylum7456 Youre Right

[@retrolord8546]

Their battle shall be legendary.

[@jonathanstewart2255]

Somehow, the wilkins commericals seem less scary than the panda cheese commercials.

[@captainfalcon4830]

"Any last requests, like for a cup of Wilikin's Coffee" "No" "Oh shocking🙃"

[@pepsicrusader535]

The justice system just seems to forget people that don't drink wilkins instant coffee

[@Twinklethefox9022]

I wonder what it tasted like. I mean, it can't be safe to drink now

[@hsuehhs1]

Later Miss Piggy walks in Wilkins: Do you want some Wilkins Coffee? Miss Piggy: NO Wilkins: You don’t drink Wilkins coffee, you will become bacon Miss Piggy: WHAT?! HIYA! Miss Piggy give him a big karate chop Wilkins beat up voice: Do you want Wilkins Coffee? Then falls down. Miss Piggy: Hey Mama then jumps on Him and that is the end of Wilkins and Wilkins Coffee

[@Fleshi_Guy615]

"And remember kids, If you do drugs you will go to hell before you die" -Mario

[@Fleshi_Guy615]

@@somebodyfamiliar6476 Or maybe were thinking about it all wrong. What if since he sees so much insane weird crap he takes the mushrooms as an escape? Mario needs a therapist :(

[@FrequentUser99]

I hope Chris Pratt recreates that line

[@Fleshi_Guy615]

@@FrequentUser99 That is now on my list of things I would pay massive quantities of money if it meant it would happen, and if I had money

[@Unit_With_Legs]

Ironically Mushrooms give you extra lives. Ayahuasca and psilocybin Mushrooms have proven pretty effective in rehabilitation too 🤔

[@switchbladejimmy7655]

@@FrequentUser99 Why?

[@moonraven6145]

"I see you don't drink Wilkins instant Coffee?" "What about my future?" (blows him up) "You don't HAVE a Future" damn that's dark but also kinda hilarious.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

I found a compilation of them, they're hilarious.^^

[@randalgraves6979]

Watched the coffee compilations when i heard about them few months before this came out. Agreed

[@wingedhussar8552]

I need a new Jim Henson movie with Wilkins as a horror villain.

[@felipedisouza4988]

Great idea. Next a crossover with Panda Cheese!

[@Apollo_Vanron]

Have you heard the news of our lord and savior, Wilkins Coffee?

[@imperialbricks1977]

That's the Dark Crystal spin-off.

[@KoichiSaito625]

How has this not been crowd funded into a horror flick?

[@komodo7772]

I... Didn't know how much I needed that until you brought forth that godly suggestion. We need to get hollywood on this

[@m3gAm37aLmAnX]

I love how Doug makes numerous callbacks to his old commercial specials, because they've definitely aged well, and being reminded of them years later is still funny, if not more

[@thefancyconspiracist]

FUCKING BUBBLES

[@apollorock3r244]

Could be possible it was intentional since this commercial special could be for the commercial specials’ 10th anniversary. 😊

[@TheSuperCasual2914]

It would be pretty funny to hear Chris Pratt say "you'll go to hell before you die," and doing the Mario immediately after. If they end up referencing every bad thing and making it funny, every single glitch or screw-up in every single game will be forgiven.

[@Danny-tf3fd]

Does that include Hotel Mario?

[@TheSuperCasual2914]

@@Danny-tf3fd Yes. And if they ever get the guy who voiced Mario in Hotel Mario, I’d be very surprised.

[@xaviergirard3983]

​@TheSuperCasual2914 So, did you like the mario movie?

[@TheSuperCasual2914]

@@xaviergirard3983 it was alright. It was anything but bad. Which is goodn

[@alivingcoralreef609]

Barbie: Barbie IS America Disney: Heh, Cute

[@aidanredding8058]

Disney is the WORLD

[@Sorcerer-SMC]

@@aidanredding8058 not really. The Walt Disney Company may own a lot of stuff, but they DON’T own everything. Heck, even though they technically own Hulu, they don’t own all the shows and movies there are on there. And before you tell me “Oh they’re gonna by and bastardize em for sure” either as a joke or serious, they won’t be buying anything else anytime soon as they already have enough debt from buying 20th Century Fox

[@aidanredding8058]

@@Sorcerer-SMC It was a joke

[@jamiekamihachi3135]

I’m surprised they own Barbie.

[@DMTInfinity]

*#lolz*

[@collegemaster5683]

Let me get this straight: If you DON'T drink the coffee, you'll die... But if you DO ...you die anyway ???

[@dnm3732]

yeeeeeep!

[@dastvan8002]

So Wilkin's a disciple of Jigsaw

[@JJtoutcourt]

wrong, if you don't drink, your friends and everything you love, dies. You have to chose between them, and you.

[@collegemaster5683]

@@JJtoutcourt ohhhhhhh

[@sarafontanini7051]

who says the coffee was Wilkins? he critic made his choice

[@cameroncorson5446]

"Hey, you wanna get some coffee." "Naw, I don't like coffee." Phone buzzes: *Wilkins would like to know your location*

[@SwaggyG_2102]

No matter how many times I watch these commercial videos, I will ALWAYS love the "After these messages" intro

[@gretchen8100]

Talk about nostalgia! I can't help but sing along every time 😂

[@LeonReal77]

Between Wilkins, the satanic puppies, that maniac doll and Vincent Price, this commercial special turned out to be pretty Halloweeny.

[@percyap4271]

The Diet Coke ad feels like Ted Bundy is whispering about his new victim.

[@DMTInfinity]

oof, lol

[@joshmeagher2024]

fade into you seems like an odd choice for the soundtrack too

[@AlexBabbage]

Apparently it is actually Ben Affleck.

[@evandemers3753]

And for some reason, he sounds like he's a little tipsy.

[@tristanhartup4936]

@@AlexBabbage I was beginning to wonder if that was him

[@sirjanska9575]

The reference to Popeye in the beginning is ironic considering that Popeye was originally gonna be Donkey Kong's protagonist but Nintendo couldn't license him so they opted to creating an original charater in his stead

[@robbiewalker2831]

They based the game on “A Dream Walking”.

[@ENDfilms44]

Yeah, wasn't it supposed to be like Popeye instead of Mario, Olive Oil instead of Pauline, and Bluto instead of Donkey Kong?

[@sirjanska9575]

@@ENDfilms44 Yup

[@debbied0wn3r]

I did not know that, but I guess you learn something new every day. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@KaiKrimson56]

@@debbied0wn3r Mario is also named after the landlord that let Shigeru Miyamoto use his property to build Nintendo of America.

[@curator3539]

I am so very happy that I've now seen Vincent Price in a polar bear costume. I was not aware how much I needed it.

[@wcapewell3089]

"Ive fallen and i cant get up" WHERE'S THE CLIP OF VELMA SAYING THAT FROM 'SCOOBY DOO AND THE WITCHES GHOST'?!?!?!?!

[@MrNickPresley]

People who don't drink Wilkins Coffee tend to have a whole of accidents.

[@stevenstice6683]

"Help, I'm a turtle and I can't get up!" -Donatello

[@fawful94]

@@stevenstice6683 I was expecting that one too.

[@PeninsulaPaintings]

Or JonTron's "I have fallen...and I choose NOT to get up!"

[@stormxrostheworldwalker2756]

Canonically, Barbie has over 100 jobs and counting, so if "Barbie is America" isn't the most accurate description of her life, then I don't what else is!

[@jessicalee5260]

Wasn't she even President Barbie or a presidential candidate at some point?

[@carelessdreamer]

@@jessicalee5260Many times. The first was in 1992 as the “Belle of the (Inaugural) Ball” Barbie. Her most recent was 2024. The 2012 doll was especially nice.

[@jessicalee5260]

@@carelessdreamer Thank you for the info!

[@VictorxAnita4eva17]

Old Kermit: “Care for a cup of Wilken’s Coffee?“ the Kermit from Family Guy: “Yeah, it’s back the way you came.” (loads shotgun)

[@PikaLink91]

What about the Kermit from DevilArtemis DBZ Abridged?

[@LostTapesImpressiveT]

@Jordan Willett I do. I actually enjoy it.

[@PikaLink91]

@Jordan Willett KZbin is your friend my friend.

[@PikaLink91]

@Jordan Willett You being banned from youtube is not my fault buddy, and second what does your age have to do with being an anime fan?

[@reivunrantington9425]

@Jordan Willett There are types of anime that have mature storylines. Grave of the fireflies (Movie) being one that's pretty sad and has to deal with a bombing during World War 2 and the separation of 2 kids trying to survive after being separated from their parents. Art and animation are just things used to create a story. Don't be an ignorant fool.

[@MarioPokemonShadow]

The Revenant bear beeping makes me laugh out loud every single time.

[@Catsarecool429]

Just imagine that bear, but as Freddy Fazbear

[@NJGuy1973]

I love these commercial specials. A few notes: - Vincent Price did commercials for everything from cottage cheese to board games. - Anyone else miss the McDLT? - Doug needs to do an all-PSA special.

[@thegorillazpony]

Not gonna happen, he'd go insane; nice to think though.

[@Wolfmanluv]

i miss the McDLT, they need to bring it back

[@DemonsRun87]

I love the PSA special idea

[@StacyHirsh]

yes i miss the McDLT too, it was so good

[@wwe1222]

If there isn't a new Muppets movie where Wilkins is the main villain, I will really be disappointed.

[@Poever]

Jason Siegel really dropped the ball when he was pitching The Cheapest Muppet Movie Ever Made (Muppets 2011’s working title)

[@dillonohlemiller9027]

There hasn't been a Muppet movie since 2014

[@sarafontanini7051]

i was JUST thinking that! of course he'd be REALLY dark...

[@ckcez]

*hero

[@KaiKrimson56]

I mean, Cars 2 got away with showing kids terrorism, so I don't think Wilkins will need to be censored to much for a modern Muppets movie.

[@TheZeroNeonix]

Boy toys: Karate chop action Girl toys: Poops, pukes, and pees glitter

[@pundertalefan4391]

It's true. And sad.

[@awesomefox555]

Yeah, what is the deal with girls toys and poop!?

[@stormtempterf8058]

Its likely a social conditioning strategy. Give girls toys to pretend to be moms, pretend to cook and shop and handle all the dirty stuff with babies. So that when they grow up, a real baby doesn't phase them.

[@awesomefox555]

that’s....kinda sick.

[@stormtempterf8058]

Social conditioning for boys involves toys that delineate 'good' and 'bad' in very explicit concrete ways and often resolve things through violence. Boy toys are often combat or mechanically oriented, again, to condition them so when they become men, they are ready to build, ready to repair, ready to fight and kill.

[@Jozzie1987]

The commercial specials are the best. I wish you did them more than once a year. Great job as always!

[@armagonarmagon3980]

“Want to try some Wilkins Coffee?” “No.” “You have elected the way of *PAIN* “

[@kainevins9927]

The path of pain.

[@DisorientedWanderer]

You have chosen....poorly.

[@titantim]

I'm surprised he didn't mention that Captain Lou wasn't wearing his giant Mario mustache or his red overalls. It's like he just went in front of a camera, put on the Mario hat, and started talking about drugs.

[@debbied0wn3r]

I did not know that, but I guess you learn something new every day. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Frostbite12211983]

He even said "This is Captain Lou Albano," so I don't know how he missed it. By a technicality, he was in character, but it was his wrestling character, not his TV show character.

[@brenyatta]

Admit it, if that Diet Coke commercial was a sequel to that Christmas Folgers commercial, you wouldn’t be too surprised

[@AzguardMike]

That diet coke commercial is something you expect during Netflix Cuties

[@brenyatta]

@@AzguardMike Except the commercial would be a breath of fresh air, compared to that

[@AndrevusWhitetail]

"Do you know someone who has a gun?" "Okay it's actually a little weird hearing Mario say that!" So many people forget that Mario actually has a friggin gatling-gun bazooka in Yoshi's Safari.

[@Emberilliance]

Plus, bazookas canonically exist in Super Mario RPG, as one Toad complains that he accidentally left his at home!

[@juhaniaho6698]

6:03-6:07 "Care for a cup of Wilkins Coffee?" "No, I don't like coffee." *So, you have chosen death*

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

Old Lady: "I've fallen and I can't get up!" Dr. Cox: "Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to present: Man not caring."

[@naruXsasulover2]

Lol i love Dr.Cox he's such an asshole 🤣

[@pinklemonhearts]

My theory to why Jim Henson was worried about working on TMNT but not minding Wilkins is two reasons. 1) These were commercials for coffee, and would be shown during the news; they were mostly going to be seen by adults and meant just to be unique and entertaining. Children were not the target audience. 2) They were some of Henson's earliest gigs on television. He wasn't in the position to worry about too much violence, but just on what would make an impression and hopefully guarantee him more work. Either way they are pretty entertaining and I'm glad Henson had such a successful career in which he could and did think about the effect his work would have on an audience. :)

[@Xarfax321]

The "Spirit of Dark and Lonely water" reminds me of a swedish version of the PSAs. It was during a kids show called "Trazan Apansson and Banarne", a villain calling himself "Olyckan" ("The Accident") showed up and sang about how evil he is. And in the next shot he would stand by a crosswalk, twiddling his hands and grinning gleefully as someone was about ot cross it in front of traffic. But the person would look to the sides and walk over safetly to the disappointment of the Accident. And a narration would say "Look on both sides before crossing the road, and you will avoid the Accident."

[@AJA804VA]

"but what about my future?" *blows up "you don't have a future"

[@expendableindigo9639]

"some learn, some don't."

[@aitipsea3909]

If a psychic ever kills anyone in a movie that's the only exchange that they can do **Thus saith the lord**

[@rogue7723]

I remember a Universal Horror Nights commercial did something like that with Jack The Clown pretending to be a fortune teller and at the end when the guest asks "what's my future" Jack rips off the disguise and Leatherface, Jason Vorhees and Freddy Krueger come out and Jack says "You don't have one" before they kill him. I wonder if they used the Wilkins commercial for inspiration.

[@KarstensCreationsKC]

I personally think 'WHAT future?' would have been funnier...;)

[@HeilRay]

I’d kill for some Wilkins coffee now.

[@mr_mason_chunk4672]

"You Know the Drill!" 0:01 Start 0:23 Donkey Kong Cereal 1:49 Space Barbie 3:07 Life Callㅤ* ive fallen, and i cant get up! * 5:33 Wilkins Coffee 8:22 Invasion of Wilkins 8:53 Baby Born Surprise 10:10 McDonald's Awkward Commercial 11:58 Peeper Pals 12:51 Amazing Pets 13:36 Return of Wilkins 16:39 ISOTONER 17:48 Diet Coke 19:29 AG baby 21:00 Baby Laugh-a-lot 22:24 The White Bear SunCountry ad 24:14 Tootsie roll ad (UMM...IT'S FROM TOOTSIE ROLL) 26:10 Rise of Wilkins 26:34 2 CAT PSAs 28:28 Lou Albando PSA(S) 31:51 Lonely Water ( *If you do drugs, You'll Go to Hell, Before you Die.* ) 33:47 Revenge of Wilkins 35:46 End Credits and Sponsor Update #1: Thanks for 10 likes! :) That's right! I liked this comment too! >:)

[@jamesvanitas]

THIS SHOULD BE THE PINNED POST

[@mr_mason_chunk4672]

@@jamesvanitas Thanks ;3

[@YumegakaMurakumo]

@22:24 You need Vinny's name in that time stamp

[@alexandriapape208]

17:48 Diet Coke “Cotton Underwear”

[@Wberdly555]

I knew wilkins would appear the 3rd time

[@starzzzy22]

"Pees glitter and poops charms"- That's how you know they're running out of ideas for toys.

[@namelessdork2256]

Kinda figured since there are a shit ton of shitting toys. And yes, pun intended.

[@derekstronf1837]

And yet the rabbit hole gets deeper

[@bandicootsauce4569]

More like, that's how you confuse kids and cause them to develop weird fetishes.

[@nine_tails137]

The bigger irony of this, is Hasbro makes board games about Poop, Yet anything with nudity in it causes people to flip out. WTH?!

[@noumenine6474]

Nothing you just said was ironic. Learn words.

[@turret72]

“Yeah, do you do Panda cheese with your Wilkins coffee?” “Oh no, it takes me away from enjoying Wilkins coffee.” “Just you know why...,” “AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”

[@cjhs2006]

Well,This is New,a Commercial Within a Commercial Review Video,Meta

[@Jamesjones-hi5qu]

This is not over BEARS

[@LucavlogsandgamingOFFICIAL]

@@Jamesjones-hi5qu * inaudible beeps *

[@paulsquire89]

He is a friendly reminder, space, space comma space ok? Ok. 👌

[@slothinpocket7763]

“Mom can we get Kermit?” “We have Kermit at home” *Kermit at home* *W I L K I N S*

[@Marinealver]

What some Wilkins Coffee?

[@kmac291]

How shocking

[@AxlCadenza]

Can I add some Coco powder to make Ranger Wilkins coffee?

[@altandavaz3543]

@crazy silly things just seem to happen to people who dont drink wilkins.

[@AxlCadenza]

@crazy silly How is it blasphemy? It's still made with Wilkins

[@monicaenglish2566]

11:38 Critic acknowledging that he looks like the guy from The Batman made my day!

[@cosmokramer179]

Man trying to defuse bomb: “Which wire do I cut?” Man on phone: “Do you drink Wilkin’s coffee?” Man trying to defuse bomb: “No I do not.” Men on phone: “Whoops, looks like a bad connection.” *hangs up phone as building explodes*

[@joshravenway6875]

I hadn't watched nostalgia critic for almost a year, just due to being busy with college and life, but i come back and i see my art on his wall! What a pleasant suprise

[@joshravenway6875]

(I drew the Mrs.Brisby on the wall that his head blocks most of the video! Gave it to him at metacon when conventions were still a thing,,,, man i miss conventions)

[@meganshaw1987]

If that is Vincent Price's Wednesday, I don't ever want to see his Friday.

[@thehillisalive]

I VERY MUCH want to see his Friday

[@kurtjarvis2447]

@@thehillisalive I shit glitter once I was 25 it was weird

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

I would say the only day that's worst would be Friday on the 13th, but for Vincent, every Friday is Friday the 13th. Actually, it's never anything but the 13th of Smarch 1313 by Springfield Elementary's calendar!

[@kurtjarvis2447]

@@Cyberbrickmaster1986 today is Friday the 13th 😱

[@davidperkins623]

I'd prefer that to Rebecca Black's Friday.

[@Ironysandwich]

"If you do drugs, you'll go to hell before you die." Wait... before? I feel as though there's a bit of theological confusion in that statement. Even after seems a bit excessive. I mean, you're just doing drugs. It's not like you're refusing to drink Wilkins Coffee.

[@PedricCuf]

It's hilarious because it sounds like he's damning the malefactor to eternal hell, but what he's saying is that the symptoms of addiction and withdrawal will cause you to go through living hell before you kick off. I think it's because we're used to Italians telling us that we're going to hell.

[@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE]

The bit about going to hell BEFORE you die.... it's not so much theological but mentally, emotionally, physically wrecked. I think that's what Mario/ Captain Lou was hoping to get through. Wilkins.... I can tell you about my Wilkins coffee addiction. Well, I would, only that demon possessed midget brother of HR PufnStuf is pointing a tiny canon at me. So I'll say bye! 😫

[@EmberwindTale]

Funny thing is he wasn't even in character as Mario during that PSA. If you listen he introduced himself as Captain Lou he just happened to be wearing the cap

[@lihoffman8157]

He's like a killer Kermit the Frog with Conehead

[@rdphoenix07]

It's Kermit's deranged cousin. Locked away in an insane asylum, but now free to advertise Wilkin's Coffee...and KILL!

[@ADragonNerd]

The Wilkins Coffee commercials are amazing

[@mrcritical6751]

Nah I’m pretty sure Wilkins is Constantine’s father who sent his son to replace Kermit and kill the muppets just so he could get back at them for stealing Wilkins fame

[@MadTurnip]

"Where are your cats? Well, they're over there smoking..." Now that's a phrase I didn't expect to hear today.

[@WTFG78]

Ultimate Showdown: Wilkins vs. Panda Cheese. There will be no survivors.

[@westinfection]

And the winner takes on Segata

[@triplestar100]

LOL; I can see it now= Wilkins: "care for a cup of Wilkins Coffee?" Panda: (looking at Wilkins all serious like) "just you know why...!"

[@Strange_1907]

The winner is that monkey girl from the produce drink

[@triplestar100]

@@Strange_1907 "stop eating the monkeys' food!"

[@Strange_1907]

@@triplestar100 jokes on you I never eat any sort of monkey food

[@cjhs2006]

NC as Captain Lou as Mario:”I Did Toads” me🤨:For Sex,or,Drugs?

[@jmanboi044]

Prolly both

[@cjhs2006]

@@jmanboi044 I Can See That

[@Marvin06260]

...yes.

[@thehogusha4342]

@@Marvin06260 to which?

[@cartoonmaster2401]

Yesn't

[@clownfromspongebob3979]

“Kids, if you do drugs, you’ll go to hell before you die.” Hell: “Have you tried Wilkin’s Coffee?” Edit: this did not deserve 900 likes Edit 2: Golley gee, 1k likes?!?!? How?

[@Akira-u1u]

"Drink Wilkins Coffee, you'll go to Hell before you die!"

[@sonzillamariocraft]

@@Akira-u1u Drink Wilkins Coffee, or your gonna turn into a *GOOMBA*

[@tophatproduction2363]

Drink Wilkins coffee or else you Are gonna go to SUPER HELL!

[@blackholephoenix4207]

Oh hey the likes are at 666

[@cheeseydoodoo]

@@sonzillamariocraft AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[@JoelKellenProductions]

If Wilkins and the Panda teamed up, that would be an Avengers level threat.

[@komodo7772]

You're implying that either wouldn't qualify as an Avengers level threat on their own?

[@JoelKellenProductions]

@@komodo7772 Fair. But then combined will collapse the multiverse.

[@komodo7772]

I see... lol

[@overlydramaticpanda]

Let's be real here: if Wilkins and the Panda teamed up, the Avengers wouldn't stand a chance.

[@ToonsyTheToon]

@@overlydramaticpanda shit, I don't think Thanos can take on that Panda or even Wilkins for that matter.

[@ArchmageOfAnarchy]

"What about my future?" "YOU HAVE NO FUTURE."

[@LuigiTheMetal64]

Because Wilkins killed Wontkins. Just too funny.

[@IGeorge94]

6:33 caught me off guard with the scream, very hilarious.

[@gradygal81]

I did a project on Jim Henson a couple years ago and learned about the Wilkins and wontkins commercials. I absolutely loved them! I loved them so much that I went to the Jim Henson museum to learn more about him and it was awesome! I feel that they are underrated and not many people know about them. Thank you for reviewing them!

[@gradygal81]

There’s actually a full video of all the Wilkins and wontkins commercials on KZbin. I really recommend it kzbin.info/www/bejne/gp7LepywhraiopI

[@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE]

@@gradygal81 Gotta check it out! Wilkins (to Wontkins) What do you think of Wilkins coffee? Wontkins: Don't care for it. (Gets blown away by canon which is now point directly at the camera. Willkins : Now, what do you think of Wilkins?

[@NJGuy1973]

"I've fallen and I can't get up!" A meme before memes.

[@ocarinaplaya]

Fucking bubbles! A classic.

[@debbied0wn3r]

Indeed it is

[@yawning69]

Yes

[@1Soniccool]

Classic line

[@Ruadhan1334]

The Wilkins Coffee ads are by far some of Jim Henson's most hilarious work. I am dead of laughter.

[@oddcrafter1270]

Better than being dead from refusing the coffee ;)

[@Metafron]

The Wilkin's Coffee ads had me rolling, dude. Holy shit.

[@DaneTheDane]

"With this camera, I shoot pictures of people who don't drink Wilkins Coffee!" "I'm ready. Shoot!" *(bang, dead)* "Anybody else?"

[@ukotoa1639]

Oh my god I’ve never seen Wilkins ads before I can’t breathe

[@michaelrhett4958]

There’s more

[@dynamicjaethought7788]

Is Wilkinson's strangling you??

[@Lemieux_channel]

In all my life, I never expected to see a Muppet jumpscare

[@Jmetclaf7053]

I just want to say the last thing I saw before KZbin crashed was “ITS TOO LATE”

[@UltimateGamerCC]

*gasps* you think Wilkins did that??

[@ashuraconla2550]

@@UltimateGamerCC might have. It seems to suspicious to be a coincidence

[@drbright2073]

DAMMIT WILKINS

[@areyousureyouenteredyourna85]

*loads rocket launcher Folgers, bitch.

[@rynodragon2316]

Have you tried a cup of Wilkins coffee?

[@Alondro77]

"I have accidentally assumed a horizontal position upon the floor, and I find myself unable to return to the desired vertical posture due to my enfeebled physical condition." -Old Spock

[@thepsychomagus]

"I like science." -New Spock

[@Xarfax321]

"That is highly illogical."

[@WhatIsThatThingDoing]

I, a Homo Sapien referring to itself by the first person, have by spontaneous physical or cognitive failure to monitor and adjust my weight distribution had my centre of mass exit the area on the XZ plane of my exerted pressure based on my typical plantigrade upright posture, and in tandem with gravity been drawn to the general direction of the Earth's centre of mass, from which I have been obstructed by the Earth's crust. This has resulted in my new centre of gravity becoming located at my posterior end as result of this shift in physical orientation, outside of the operational degree of freedom of my ambulatory apparatus. This factor, combined with my suboptimal structural condition has rendered this Homo Sapien incapable of regaining mobility by reorientation of my physical structure, or reorientation to desired position alone.

[@rdphoenix07]

Life Call...ENGAGE!

[@randalgraves6979]

You fell. 😐 you can’t get up. 🙄

[@DrRichardEw]

"We need a slogan for our new popsicles!" *sigh* "POPSICLES BUH HUH" "genius!"

[@SirXanderKnight1998]

7:04 God I'm just imagining it now, Wilkins somehow makes it to Homelander, offers him coffee to which Homelander replies "no" and tries to kill Wilkins, only for Wilkins to turn into an eldritch abomination and well...let's just say Homelander is now making coffee for Wilkins...still alive...as a tree.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Fun fact the reason mario looks like popeye is because donkey kong was supposed to be a popeye game But they decided to make it into an original ip because they felt like an original character will have a longer staying power They sure we're on the money

[@toumabyakuya3498]

Not only that, but also because they lost the rights to the Popeye mark and couldn't get them back in time.

[@sparrowskeleton1831]

I love that he put in the “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” clip from Inuyasha in the vid lmao

[@Seoul_Soldier]

Mario: “If you take drugs you’ll go to hell before you die... unless you have a cup of Wilkin’s coffee.”

[@JeremyBX]

[agrees in bear beeping noises]

[@Shadowdragon1976]

RIP Vincent Price-One of the greatest horror icons ever.

[@DragonslayerProd]

25:57 "What are we gonna call this new sandwich cookie?" "uhreoohh?" "Brilliant!"

[@jaymiles4455]

Black Panther should've responded to the fallen can't get up lady with "We don't do that here"

[@saveriopanaccione996]

Or he should of said “I don’t care”

[@marquan1976]

Or with Killmonger's "Hey Auntie."

[@KaiKrimson56]

Still a better a Marvel story than One More Day.

[@astropunch101]

Can’t wait for Trevor Henderson’s rendition of Wilkins

[@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory]

oh boy

[@M-I-LK]

I can already picture it.

[@anotherperson2627]

Or Meat Canyon

[@reimuhakureiforsmash6115]

Oh I would love to see that

[@shawnsmith2624]

Me too