Chaos Wars - Voice Acting 7

If you thought Yuri and Alica voice acting is bad, this is even worse. It's pretty noticeable Ires talks like zombie, but do you notice something really wrong with other voice actors? Zeros sound like child with really bad foreign accent. I think they're trying to make Zard sound like bad stereotype - an old Asian man speaking English.

[@Longknife]

Fun Fact: When the staff realized they were short one voice actor, the voice actress for Rin actually volunteered to give birth to a baby to be the final voice actor needed. That baby plays the part of Zeros.

[@annaverity105]

Takimeko and his Random Channal Nicole is unironically god tier

[@spacekitty8926]

@@Takimeko The hell dude

[@JohnRambo1947-July-6th]

You were joking, right?

[@antistampycatuttpthdtcvgcp4582]

CEO of O3 Entertainment: Why must PlayStation fans fight one another? I've had enough violence!

[@rushnerd]

1:06 I almost did a spittake. This game is unreal.

[@huslerk]

*Sees Zeroes* "Wow he looks pretty cool" *Hear's him speak* "....Oh my damn..." XD That was so unexpected

[@antistampycatuttpthdtcvgcp4582]

A stwange meteah has fall on to erth, just a whiwe ago.

[@aLaMode298]

Zeros: CEO's 4 year old Zard: Crazy family uncle Lubul: CEO's Teenage son

[@jiglebelly]

I see Tomy Wiseau is making video games now.

[@Spydrfish]

...Nothing would prepare me for Zeros' Voice...

[@glumauig21]

I'M ZOSS. I WOK HEOW.

[@antistampycatuttpthdtcvgcp4582]

You must wecovah all the enahgy immediately, W-Gweg!

[@longlivesheldtr]

"OK, OK..."

[@San_Hora]

Zeros needs to go through puberty

[@ProwerProductions]

Need to clean up my drink after hearing Zero

[@XellosNi]

Alright, so I got my 3-year-old nephew playing this badass looking fellow. Now who should I get to play Zard? Perfect! My Excessively Jewish Uncle will do just fine!

[@squeallymaniac]

I guess Bernie Sanders was too expensive, so they got him instead 😏

[@Doctor_Pazuzu]

Did they actually get a toddler to do that Zeros guy? Holy fuck, that's amazing.

[@AjaxJP]

I was not expecting that fucking voice to come out of Zeros.

[@PokeDude011]

1:06 This voice just matches this character so well. 4:46 THAT VOICE FITS JUST AS WELL AS THE LAST ONE!

[@missJokerFan]

Zeros' voice sounds the exact opposite of how he looks (I don't think 4 year olds should voice 16 year olds), and Zard sounds like a bad impersonation of Christopher Walken.

[@gallopera]

Zard is 100% Larry David

[@Longknife]

With Special Guest: Bernie Sanders as Zard

[@thekiss2083]

Was Ires literally voiced by a text-to-speech program

[@Takimeko]

I don't hear Text-to-speech. I hear "disgruntled teenager who was called on to read a portion of the story the class was reading."

[@clif5926]

That baby voicing Zeros better have gotten equal pay

[@SylentVoidkeeper]

Ires sounds like not only is this her first time voice acting, but her first time READING period.

[@vbty3]

I laughed like crazy when I heard Zeros's voice

[@NekoValtz]

Good lord Zard is like this strange mix of snagglepuss and Christopher Walken... but preformed horribly.

[@chimanruler15]

0:45 made me laugh so hard.

[@PumppActionPete]

OHOHOHOKAY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[@kujojotaro8937]

OOOOOKAAAAAAYYYY

[@aredgrave4388]

He sounds like Rin has just said: 'We're going to Toriltram island right now, or I'm going to get a pair of garden shears, and cut off your cock and balls!'

[@alexandermariagernielsen8780]

3:12 "You said you are ... Ryoma?" "And you're HIGH-oma?" There aren't a lot of things that make me cringe, but the constant mispronunciation of Hyoma's name would have to be one of them

[@TakaneInuyasha]

Okita is somewhat trying.

[@Niobesnuppa]

Okita and Ryoma are the only ones that sound somewhat decent. Zeros and Zard are absolutely hilarious.

[@TakaneInuyasha]

Niobesnuppa Yeah, pretty sure they made Zeros sound like a toddler because of his appearance.

[@Niobesnuppa]

The Takane Crew Actually, I'm pretty sure Zeros is actually voiced by a toddler. The guy who made the English translation for this game literally just got his family members to do the voices, that's why the voice acting is so terrible.

[@Crimsonchado]

This is a old Idea Factory game, what did you except when it came to voicing?

[@lunk2569]

Okita has surprisingly good delivery despite poor dialogue

[@squeallymaniac]

His line at 4:10 is literally the best in the whole game, I love it

[@alexandermariagernielsen8780]

I freakin' love Zard's voice xD

[@URFTBOUND4LIFE]

Alexander Mariager Nielsen He almost sounds like Bernie Sanders 🤣

[@squeallymaniac]

@@URFTBOUND4LIFE he sounds like Young Bernie for sure!

[@funnicabbagecop6759]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@grass324]

He sounds like 20% goofy

[@d3v1lsummoner]

"OK. OK." to quote that ridiculous reaction from Hyoma. I've figured it out. They didn't use family members because it was cheaper; they did it because they knew it would make the awful dialogue unintentionally hilarious. How did I discover this? ZEROS IS A FREAKIN TODDLER!

[@rayne2514]

At least Hyoma tries somewhat.

[@robertanderson9447]

0:45 was actually recorded right after this guy's uncle begged him to voice act. "Okaay, OOOOHKAAAAY!!"

[@annihilaney]

enter the 6 year old nephew 1:05

[@LACOSAM]

Did she just say "He's your balls after all"?

[@vjpearce]

0:36 I thought she said "Toilet rim Island" Man, my ears hears crazy stuff at times XD PS: Also what is up with Zard? It sounds like he has false teeth/dentures but they won't stay in.

[@inferno232]

"Watch your mouth, he's your balls after all." "Take cahwe of the customahs." XD XD XD

[@antistampycatuttpthdtcvgcp4582]

You must wecovah all the enahgy immediately, W-Zeros!

[@kekutougame]

OOHKAY, OOOOOOOOOOOOHKAAAAY.

[@SGTLuffy]

Zeros sound like a kid...

[@HoshizakiYoshimasa]

I bet the little boy who played Zeros was having a temper tantrum "I want to be zeros!!!!!! waaaaaaaaaaa" and so they let a 9 year old voice a character who is at least twice his age.... God damn this game sucks!!!!!!

[@DoctorChuck]

After 6 episodes of ear rape, it finally got into "so bad its hilarious" territory.

[@PKrockin]

That description of Zard... I teared up a little laughing.

[@LegendOfLink5130]

its obvious that zeros' voice actor is the same as tonaty's

[@CronoDyne]

At least Ryoma's actor kind of tries.

[@YuuMonMusuedo]

OKAY! These voice actors has to be trolling the game. That's just... Zeros... lolz.

[@mephbow]

1:06 THERES NO WAY THAT VOICE CAME OUT OF THAT MAN

[@Reayashin]

"You're name" 3:19

[@101supertails]

Y,o,u, ', r,e spells out You ate

[@101supertails]

101supertails are*

[@sw-hs1pt]

@@101supertails it's supposed to be "your"

[@tetsuo9999]

OKAY OOOOOKAYYY

[@Niobesnuppa]

@Yuliefan LOL, this is what Wikipedia says about the voice acting of this game: "The game was heavily criticized for its poor English dubbing, due to O3's CEO Chris Jelinek getting family members to do the voiceovers instead of hiring professional voice actors." That explains why the acting sucks. xD

[@poly_g6068]

...So are any of the female VAs sober?

[@Cinko420]

Poly_G Top 10 Questions Scientists Still Can't Answer.

[@junkrabbit1763]

Are ANY of the VAs sober?

[@squeallymaniac]

@@junkrabbit1763 hopefully the toddler is

[@lamiiiiiiiiii]

Shizuka

[@DEUCE2CON]

Rin & Hiro.

[@zerokn755]

Zeros sounds like the one who voiced Tonaty. Budget VA is real 😂

[@kelly_seastar]

Zero's face looks maybe about late teens to early 20s but his voice sounds like a baby just learning to talk.

[@supersonikun2577]

Zard FTW!!!!! LOL

[@givecamichips]

So Ires is where all of Karen's energy went.

[@crazguykwan8955]

OKAAAY. OOOOKAAAAYYY

[@januaryhawthorn]

"Hmmm. It's funny that thisss many knights could COME at once!"

[@mama_account_lmao]

zeros voice act casting by 3 year old kid 😂😂😂

[@astrowiz3544]

LOL he doesnt look remotely like a child so that makes it even more hilarious 😂😂

[@musical1harmony]

i found out that Chris Jelinek (the CEO of O3) hired his family members to dub instead of hiring people that are actually worth voice acting. :Dthis is WAYY too funny:D

[@sophiaredwood5825]

I’m two seconds in and the music is already giving me nightmare flashbacks.

[@RuroiniStenchin]

WTF is wrong with Zard, his friggen accent changes every line.

[@squeallymaniac]

It went from Bernie Sanders to Iago

[@GELTONZ]

XD YES!!! ZEROS!!! Yeah, we HAD to get him on our team after hearing THAT! I think it's the same kid who voices Tonaly. He probably said "I wanna be a COOL character" so they let him voice Zeros. Yeah, the voice work was half-assed because they probably didn't want to do it. Sony quality control says there MUST be a dub track so they threw one together on the cheap because they figured everyone would just use the JP voices.

[@zobozo5059]

They had a child voice Zeroes. I'm dying

[@BernardBluth]

Okita is actually better here than when he is played by a woman in Japanese. Flame away.

[@themadpro]

BernardBluth BUUUUUURN

[@CrazyFriendlyGamerAlex]

1:09 What in the actual world?XD 1:28 OMGXD Gosh, I wanna play this game for this voice acting alone:D

[@kl3321]

okitadidntyouhavetuberculosisbefore

[@Niobesnuppa]

Zeros sounds like he's in kindergarden. xD

[@GmodCaboose56]

OMFG WHY did they make that 4 year old kid do the voice of Zeros lmao!?!? D:

[@squeallymaniac]

Hayatemaru serving sass 🤗

[@infantryhawk]

3:20... YOU ARE name will go down in history!

[@astrowiz3544]

OHOOOKAY. OOOOOOKAAAAAY.

[@flipflops24]

@aLaMode298 The guy that ported this game from Japan couldn't find voice actors. So he rounded up his family to voice the characters. You're right. I think Ires is his wife and Zeros is his 4 year old son.

[@EvilDoresh]

Man, they should've hired Tommy Wiseau to teach those punks how to ACT XD

[@Demonmagnos]

Searching for this game on Gamestop while listening to this.

[@natebush8217]

Bahahahahaahahahahaahaha! I fucking lost it when the guy spoke like a fucking toddler! XD

[@GameMasterKyro]

"That seems FAIR, THEN?!"

[@kelly_seastar]

Zeros looks about in his early-mid 20s but he sounds 3, maybe 4.

[@Takimeko]

Okita's VA unironically sounds pretty good.

[@hannariel]

Okita's voice is kinda sexy tho.

[@qwertyuiop2000]

Is Ires Karen's sister?

[@SeventhheavenDK]

Hyoma and Shizuku are actually fine.

[@pqetics3560]

...Zeros's VA is quite good, shame it didn't fit his character one single bit

[@NewGabeOrder]

Ires had a male voice in Japanese. This wasn't the case for the English voice track...

[@0thLilIzzy]

They should have gotten Hyoma/Okita's VA for Zeros, tbh-

[@777Electric]

Holy fuck Zeros's voice lmao

[@NeoArashi]

When Rin mention Toriltram Island... Does anyone hear "Toiletram Island" instead?

[@Leonidash15]

Apparently Zeros didn't hit puberty yet...

[@GratefulGuido]

Better than a lot of modern voice actors who try too hard

[@antistampycatuttpthdtcvgcp4582]

When we find dat meteah, we'ww find Doctah Zoss!

[@stargarden2577]

I think Zard is related to Mung Daal from Chowder xD

[@rubino83]

Zomygor. I was not prepared for Zero and Zard.

[@VanceFiniraldi]

Zard's accent does sound like a terrible stereotype, but not of an old Asian trying to sound American. I can't name the specific accent, though. One of the eastern states.

[@squeallymaniac]

New York, Brooklyn to be exact

[@Aiztouzen]

@erasteena when you hear it closely, he says "I wolk kiel"

[@victoriajennings7294]

Gaizan = Laru = Zard

[@rabits6929]

2:51 hard transition

[@infantryhawk]

They probably did in the Japanese dub... Well, with this game, actually probably not.

[@Aiztouzen]

6:02 They miss a word Zard: Right. But don't worry, i'm ony after a very specific key, CK

[@Gackra]

OOOOOHKAAAAY. OOOOOHKAAAAY.

[@kylelibero3258]

0:37 Pretty sure I heard toilet island.

[@ZootWorld1]

The fucking Hindenburg was less disastrous than this.

[@GELTONZ]

Actually we should blame Sony for having a "You MUST dub if there more than X amount of voice acting" policy. They probably figured no one would use the English voices so they just grabbed friends and family and threw a dub track together on the cheap, expecting everyone to just switch to the Japanese voices. ...except the voice acting is so EPICALLY BAD that I bought the game just for it! XD

[@lisakassandra4222]

1:05 I was so unprepared for that! xD

[@Takimeko]

I actually bought this game recently, got up to this scene, and immediately had to stop cause I forgot how horrible and funny it was.

[@yami_yomiel]

me and my mom joke that Zeros was voiced by a fetus because listen.. you can't take his voice seriously lol

[@thatperson12349]

Tiolet Trim Island XD

[@MoonLoonie69]

Ires sounds hungover