“Chaotic Neutral” People Who Are Neither Good Nor Bad And Hilariously Act As They Please

[@user-eh2jk6mf9s]

Back when I was a kid, we were asked by the teacher "What super power do you want to have?". Everyone talked about being a superhero or a powerful villain. Only I simply said Teleportation without explaining anything further to the teacher. She asked me why I wanted that super power and my answer was simple "So I won't have to wake up at 6 in the morning to catch the school bus." -it was and still is a good reason, also it would be great to go on trips without paying for gas or driving for hours to get somewhere.

[@racheljones1634]

Teleportation has always been my go to superpower as well.

[@friskdt6296]

AYYYY 69TH LIKE I would do shapeshifting. There are more then 1 level of shape shifting Level 1 you just look and may rarly have the ability of what you change into Level 2 near perferct copy with the ability of what you copy about 50% of the time Level 3 perfect copy with the ablity of said object or person Level 4 all of said above but also accses to memories of creatures Level 5 Abelute copy, nobady execpt few such as the closest friends or family, mind reader(telepaths), and the such with DIFFICULTY could POSSIBLY know something is off (Added level imo) Level 6 Basicly a god and well i wouldnt nor many could ever handle this. Ps. Reality warping is more broken but much harder to control, sure i would love that over shapeshifting but it so much more dangeroususususuussuu for all And ad above there are levels to it too

[@user-eh2jk6mf9s]

@@friskdt6296 Ayyyyy!

[@BroadcastingChaos]

Practical super powers every time. I would float, only a couple of inches to a few feet, just to get the best view of things and to take pressure off my feet at work.

[@MitchellJorgensen]

One of my students said they wanted the superpower “to float”.

[@kayfey9544]

These are the people I call 'good weird' before I knew about the Chaotic, Neutral, Lawful, etc. I say that we all need at least 1 or more people like these in one's life. If you're an introvert like me, they may exhaust the h3ll out of you, but they DO make life interesting and help expand one's mind.

[@matthewhenry8008]

For the "returned NYC wallet" clip: thats one honest note.🤣

[@Moralatheist101]

"Chaotic Neutral" doesn't mean "neither good nor bad". It means that they like all their options open, so at the time they need to make a decision they are free enough to choose whatever decision they want to at the time. Kinda care, kinda don't is just one of their mottos, to be sure.

[@greywuffzfavrr6038]

"Chaotic neutral" usually means "chaos for chaos' sake". :)

[@scathannagoodman3796]

All I can think of is "Where are you going?" "To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car."

[@tapestry6455]

Chaos is never good

[@cathe8282]

That one about super powers being used for fun really spoke to me in the same way that the scene in Winter Soldier where Cap was jogging past Sam just to tick him off spoke to me.

[@jeeptrucklover72]

That albino squirrel had me rolling on the floor! The caption for it was too funny!

[@lookingforsomethingtodo5394]

Oh my gosh, the squirrel! I will have odd nightmares about that one. 😨

[@JanMaynz]

omG THAT CHINESE ONE. I WAS SCREAM LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣

[@woodstream6137]

When I lived alone my cutlery drawer and dishware were limited to piece. Didn't see the need for more and discouraged bad behavior

[@hytrader3241]

The gunshot guy is a genius 😂 The tibetan nun has planning that for years 😂

[@matthewjones4658]

The nun was a predictable bore. Contrarian != Chaotic

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

8:10 "Several people are typing" lol

[@conniesetter6620]

I like the half eaten sandwich. We had a groundhog who ate bananas in the exact same way! Chucky? Is that your sandwich? Thanks for the video! 😎 🖖🐾

[@sanmeea.196]

And now I'm hungry again at 01:48am... 😅😅

[@noneknowstheswagger]

im starting to think my whole friend group is chaotic neutral because we dared eachother to eat a stick when there was a firedrill once

[@echognomecal6742]

Anyone eat it? Don't read if you'd be offended at talk of guys tinkling: I just heard a round of T or D a few days ago. One guy was dared to go pee behind a bush. Presumably, he really, really didn't want to do this. Revenge? He then dared the other guy to go walk barefoot behind the bush.

[@robjones8733]

this is one of the best collections I've seen, well done Weird Land!

[@happy.land.official]

Weird Land!

[@tonyabomia7217]

2:39 If this person invites someone to dinner do they have to bring their own silverware?

[@basicallyblobbity4226]

No. Sharing is caring.

[@muhahahahha]

why would you want to invite somebody over?!

[@tonyabomia7217]

@@muhahahahha You're right. I don't know what I was thinking.

[@scathannagoodman3796]

@@basicallyblobbity4226 except in COVID times... best not to use the same silverware, probably. Also, eating off the same fork as someone else? Weirder than only having one fork.

[@muhahahahha]

@@tonyabomia7217 clearly.

[@bernardomello842]

That shouldn't surprise anyone. I always have a spare chihuahua on my backpack.

[@greywuffzfavrr6038]

There are people that don't?

[@echognomecal6742]

@@greywuffzfavrr6038 Paris kept hers in her purse. I don't have one. There's no room left next to the fish tank.

[@marilynroberts6644]

We need reasons to smile and these worked, great job. Thanks.

[@StarSong936]

In some cases, I know of, they are acting out of a desire to do good but may be acting in a manner that looks evil, until you understand the context. I live in a high crime area, and sometimes, what looks evil is intended to counteract a greater evil, or possibly, just to stay out of other peoples way and not get involved overmuch unless circumstances require it. What is more, and I've been in this position, I just did not have enough information until after the fact to take action. Life is complicated and there are no clear cut actions you can take.

[@FGBFGB-vt7tc]

5:59 A spiritual awakening...

[@peasinourthyme5722]

How refreshing stuff! My first contact with the term chaotic neutral.

[@AndreiTupolev]

5:39This blanking out of words that might be offensive can thoroughly confuse (particularly if they're, as in thus case, rather important to the story). I assumed that blanked word was 'racist' until I realised it should probably be a P instead of a C

[@gamersedge891]

your tactics confuse and frighten me, KZbin

[@anniel3305]

thanks so much for the laughs! you always brighten my day :)

[@celestel7237]

OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

[@Gardureth]

Chaotic Neutral: Am i a bad person or a good person ... yes!

[@Rin-ig3ci]

Hilariously, just as the shakespear quote came up, my screen got stuck on trying to load because my connection wasn't working very well. 🤪

[@chaotic_egg8984]

4:23 oh hey, it's me!

[@realityjunky]

1:09 That would make a great SNL skit.

[@feleciaflare1123]

When you've always known you think like a chaotic neutral but luckily you have a reasonable British voice telling you to do the right thing and you usually listen to it... I desperately want to do some of this stuff just because...

[@echognomecal6742]

I'm American. I live amongst crazy people. Go ahead, hit me with your best idea. I'll lyk how it stacks up lol

[@bernardomello842]

Man, I wish I could find a hot single horse around here. There are none. 😔

[@stonehold42]

So it seems I'm a CN. All this time I thought I was a Sagittarius.

[@weird-bookworm]

1:51 Relatable 🤣🤣

[@loonymoon3770]

I am chaotic neutral, so this is perfect for me

[@Nyx773]

8:59 My favorite: "I kept the cash because I needed weed . . . Toodles"

[@burnthecandleatbothendz]

Guys who fires shots in the air to keep taxes down Me: looks over at my 9mm next to me thinking about it 🤔

[@BlueOx2277]

Funniest vid I seen in a long time!!!😆👍🏻

[@Lwah0812]

Great video!

[@_xxmidnight5351]

I’m just in the chaotic neutral and chaotic evil box

[@Sunny_adithya]

1:46 The first thought I had when I read Water breathing was Demon Slayer 😂😂

[@Edos512]

2:04 i'm sure the scary mermaid plan can be considered evil

[@feleciaflare1123]

Just as a thought though, you could dress up like a normal mermaid to enamored and freak out people and on a whim decide to act scary or extra sweet

[@tonytheofficer]

4:53 ok I'm dead laughing.

[@R.J.Lonehardt]

#8:24 I open my sodas like this all the time and i break me kit kats the wrong way

[@annabees]

superpower guy needs to take his lessons from spidey XD

[@Whammytap]

5:46 Here's to so much KZbin censorship, you can't even tell what the original text was or why it's funny. Sorry for typos, This is one of the feasons I drink.

[@GalexieReed]

2:37 kate bishop is that you

[@JosePerez-gm5rb]

0:53 🤣🤣🤣🤣legend

[@Vati396]

1:50 if I had the power to talk to animals, I'd be making millions If I had controlled portals I'd never forget something at home again and cars would be useless.

[@artedejali]

Funny interesting 🤨 ing-ong

[@ffrai3094]

some of these aren't neutral, but kinda evil

[@itookallthenames]

When I lived alone I had two of each, to cut down on washing up

[@ActuallyDeath]

0:52 *The Greek Gods want to know your Location*

[@reikosuzuka8608]

If nipples clicked in and out like pens, what would they turn on and off? It said what if nipples clicked in and out like pens, and i only have more questions.

[@matthewjones4658]

When I was a teenager my parents phone number must have been an easy misdial for an optometrists office. We'd get a few calls for them a week. At first I would tell them wrong number and let it go. At some point I got sick of it and starting taking patient's reservations instead...

[@depressed_firefly]

7:30 I'm as confused as those algorithms. What is it about that date and time?

[@MrJacobThrall]

Nothing. It's just a single point at which everybody asks the same disturbing question. It could be 1.27pm on March 6 - it's the synchronising that counts, not when it happens.

[@waynemarvin5661]

I'm wondering if any of these are by anyone over the age of twenty.

[@elhazthorn918]

7:40 Careful, some countries you get a ticket anyway. Since they argue you're not concentrating on the road and have one hand occupied.

[@christopherdean1326]

7:43. Don't know about the US, but in the UK the cops don't like you eating while you're driving, so that wouldn't work. 8:01. "Itself" doesn't need an apostrophe...

[@AsYouWishMama]

8:01 Chaotic neutral.

[@EldritchMcPie]

Sorry, but a rapist is not "not good nor bad", under any circumstances, ever.

[@xaenon]

that bit at 4:12. I will chuckle about that all day

[@anxiety_ridden3]

As a chaotic neutral, this

[@sunnyscott4876]

Words are hard.

[@enakshiparua836]

5:20 🤣🤣🤣

[@basicallyblobbity4226]

At some point I decided to put periods after every comment I write on KZbin unless it is a joke. My goal in life is to make people uncomfortable.

[@rsbandbj1]

7:43 the first cop that pulled him over, wasn't too impressed. the officer then did a search and found he had lots of unpaid tickets. Printed them out, and handed it to him including a late fee ticket.

[@Gothranger-l3k]

I want to go to the gander reveal party

[@PetCactusA_HarmlessLittlePrick]

5:00

[@atlasschmatlas6426]

5:10 improvised blunderbuss

[@tapestry6455]

7 year old wasn't hit enough at age 4. Might as well put him up for adoption now. He will be hell as a teen. I can see drugs and prison time in his future.

[@mareebrown2163]

Yeah Nah.

[@yujiakweh]

5:42 umm what

[@anaelle973]

7:40 but eating while driving is forbidden...

[@bernardomello842]

I hate that I'm a neutral good. Booooring.

[@tangerine1884]

no but neutral goods are the type of people to rob a bank to give to the poor or just straight up overthrow the government if it’s oppressive-we neutral goods gotta stick together 😎 💪

[@okokokokokok7901]

Second

[@mq5276]

I laughed until I got to the one who paid their kids to try to shame people who prefer breathing to living in fear. Done with this channel.

[@ewanduffy]

4:43 - because they have a medical exemption. Way to go, teaching your kids to pick on the disabled.

[@cxrant2190]

unmasked arent disabled. they are people who dont follow protocols which only require a singular mask. what you think a mask will kill them??

[@ewanduffy]

@@cxrant2190 I am mask exempt due to a disability.

[@TopDedCenter1]

People are still wearing masks?

[@xaenon]

@@TopDedCenter1 Yeah. Because covid is still a thing and most of us aren't idiots.

[@ewanduffy]

@@TopDedCenter1 it is an intelligence test.