Chapo Trap House: Sleepy Joe's HISTORIC 2024 Debate Performance (Ft. Adam Friedland)

Host of The Adam Friedland Show, Adam Friedland, joins us to recap what was certainly one of the most uh, historic, U.S. presidential debates.
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[Chapo Trap House Ep.845 - We Need The Machines ft. Adam Friedland, Released 6/28/24]

[@mtlewis973]

i love adam friedland’s revolutionary recording technique of standing 4 miles away from a microphone

[@ShanevsDCsniperr]

Actually he stole that idea from nick millions on tafs

[@muscularclassrepresentativ5663]

Get bamboozled audiophile

[@jbeebe33]

Adam called in from the inside of a child’s aerated jar

[@7dragongames]

Grasshopper-moding. Weevil-maxxing, even.

[@janefkrbtt]

chapo getting insectmogged

[@ThePulaskiPumper]

A string attached to a bug Jar

[@HER3411]

I’m happy we’re getting queer Jewish woman Adam friedland’s take on this

[@sickjuicysjamshack3580]

His voice actually sounds a little deeper than normal. Maybe he's finally on TRT

[@90sStarterJacket]

Chapo is fighting both the antisemitism and that thing where you’re scared of the gays.

[@hemingshark327]

he/him lesbian Adam Friedland

[@jugo1944]

​@@90sStarterJacketlol shut up

[@sardonicus76]

I, for one, welcome our new fierce and fabulous overlords. Bring on the fruitopia! 🌈

[@crooksn]

adams laugh sounds like walking down a gravel driveway

[@syncswim]

He's actually getting worse over time. It's kind of incredible. Biden sounds pretty bad too

[@jugo1944]

If Chapo ever has Adam on again changing my patreon subscription to Pod Save America

[@ssrunner]

Of course he is. Dementia is progressive (heh)

[@grahamistearingup]

adam’s an expert on coming back after pooping your pants

[@jimmyt7233]

The Paul Pierce of podcasting

[@jugo1944]

He never came back

[@Ozymandias42]

I love Adam, but does he not have anywhere he can record his audio other than the showers at the YMCA?

[@skeletorpfunk6342]

Mans gotta make a living

[@lastEvergreen]

You can take the boy out of the men’s showers but you can’t take the men out of the boy.

[@RileyRobertson-oi4fo]

That would involve caring even a little

[@erikreinhardt7955]

Also how did chapo POSSIBLY miss “we finally beat Medicare”

[@evan4766]

Bro, you gotta listen to Trillbillies for that

[@lilfilth5622]

We finally beat off

[@sardonicus76]

Medicare was a bad dude.

[@Pow_FIsh]

@@sardonicus76 so I know a lot about roaches.

[@drew4064]

Adam's laugh sounds like he's turning into one of the zombies from The Last of Us

[@erikreinhardt7955]

Remember the 2020 primary when we were ardently making the case for Bernie in no small part on the basis that Joe would be ineffective and lead to future greater Republican gains? I rest my case.

[@TheJadedJames]

Bernie would have spent his entire presidency being sabotaged by the Democratic Party in the unlikely event he won the nomination and survived the Democrats sabotaging the national campaign. It would be fascinating to see how badly a Bernie victory would break the Democratic Party

[@garcalej]

Don't look at me....I was totally on the Sanders train right up until the moment it stalled from lack of fuel. Then I dusted myself off, sneaked aboard the Biden train, and have been living on it ever since like a hobo. You gonna eat the rest of that sandwich, mister?

[@daldladla]

Congratulations on getting conned and subverted by the Democratic party. Remember your ideals? Shows like Chapo helped keep you inside while rights were eroded and have convinced you all dissent against power is inherently right wing. That debate musta been a wake up call. Wonder what else these dupes have been helping sell you.

[@riparoo9675]

Aww fuck I was too busy listening to gay podcasts and I missed the Biden train years ago. Anyone have a spare Barron Trump Atreides ticket so I can ride the cracked failson reject train in 15 years? If I don't get on a train soon they'll hire me to build railways in the Gazan plateau.

[@garcalej]

@@erikreinhardt7955 You know if Sanders were to run, like now, in an open convention l’d totally back him. I still believe even if the rest of the country does not. And bonus, as a Jewish guy, he’s probably the only candidate who could publicly tell Israel to fuck off without being called an anti-semite. So there’s that as well.

[@BoneMachine1443]

Whoever sent Joe out there forgot how much Americans hate nerds.

[@FeIixDragon]

I'll take a nerd over a dementia patient.

[@petitpenoit5981]

@@FeIixDragonAre you implying that Trump has dementia and Biden doesn't?

[@ultravioletiris6241]

No Adam, you crapped your pants

[@buttoningbenjamin5687]

I was at the Battle of Lexington Steele with Lexington Steele, a quintessential moment in American history.

[@Shimansaji]

“Never fight uphill meboys!”

[@MrTokinedz]

I'm so glad the boys were able to get a gay Jewish man on the show for once.

[@HR_PaperStacks]

Never. I've seen your swing, I know your swing

[@conorsandin6555]

Glad they’re calling out pod save America. They need to do that way more

[@Hud23]

Anyone know what they are alluding too?

[@jesseryther641]

They were #1 Biden nuthuggers before the debate and even they are saying he needs to drop out

[@nickyman5557]

They are pod people

[@just_a_turtle_chad]

Blue no matter who 💙💙💙

[@nickyman5557]

@@just_a_turtle_chad you literally believe this

[@acetate909]

How many lines did Adam do before this podcast?

[@jugo1944]

The bug Hoovers up whatever powder is on the countertop

[@Rossoneri2]

Probably a whole mountain with that natural canopy of his

[@taromadden2514]

​@jugo1944 I forgot he was a bug and I'm thankful to be reminded

[@brentzablocki5953]

Adam the joke-stealing bug using Shane Gillis Beautiful Dogs jokes, really takes me back.

[@user-il9ze9py8c]

I wonder if Biden will even live until November.

[@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf]

I legitimately thought he might fall down the stairs waddling off the debate stage, but Dr. Jill was there to save the day

[@sonicwave779]

@@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf Dr. Jill coming in with the clutch revive

[@briangura7818]

Adam was really nice to take time off from his Israeli bulldozing gig to talk.

[@nickyman5557]

It’s never been more Joever

[@jesseryther641]

WE DID IT JOE!!! WE LOWERED THE COST OF FENTANYL!!!

[@lilfilth5622]

The machines are still insanely overpriced. I really need a machine

[@robbB39]

The absolute best is that they won’t replace him.

[@sethbecker7162]

Because of this unqualified woke vp pick, and the way they stifled dissent in the party these last four years. They’ve painted themselves into a corner- DELICIOUS.

[@tai5370]

I love Adam he’s the Malcom X for us skinny,dorky, annoying guys that are sometimes funny but will kill abit so quick 💯✊🏽

[@goitcore]

I agree as someone who looks like they have asthma but doesn't actually have asthma I feel seen.

[@beazyb]

When you are on deaths door there's something called getting your swagger back - what a line 😂

[@lordbison1771]

I pop ummmmm mm mmmzv

[@dirrdevil]

Felix should do a deep dive into the Kingdom Hearts lore and do an episode about it. Because he's such a fan of the Kingdom Hearts franchise.

[@xicarus92x]

I hate listening to Adam when Nick isn’t around to bully him into submission

[@tshepherd8145]

Where the fuck is this energy when he’s hosting TAFS?

[@CMike44]

Bug Adam calling in via a string they put on a cup he's in

[@zondervonstrek]

Ironic to hear Adam going off about people pooping themselves since there is an entire episode of his podcast about him pooping himself.

[@skeletorpfunk6342]

If I paid to hear Adam laughing like that I’d ask for a refund

[@asdf-oq4zr]

The worst part is that he didn't laugh like that on early CT episodes. Which means at some point he consciously decided to adopt that laugh as his own. He WANTS to sound like that. Unforgiveable.

[@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf]

Disgusting laugh. Very very disrespectful.

[@gibsonfbird2012]

You can tell adam has been listening to Hasan😂

[@blackdog9698919]

The Democrats should try to get Trump to run as their candidate. He can just run against himself as the Republican candidate. It's fine.

[@natedoherty3462]

After all that we've seen. That's honestly the most logical thing someone has said.

[@MimeSlayer1337]

Adam has the grossedt laugh ive ever heard

[@grayskyephoto4918]

This is low for chapo having someone pretend to be Adam

[@Cajaquarius]

I have never seen Trump seem to pity anyone before this debate.

[@auberry9900]

Very experimental for Friedland to record at the end of a long, damp hallways

[@BenjaminGlatt]

William Lyon Mackenzie King led Canada through WWII conducting seances to get advice from his dead cat (among many others).

[@shanemac1646]

Is this a bit? IS THIS TRUE!?!?!

[@BenjaminGlatt]

@@shanemac1646 absolutely.

[@dogeared100]

Ehen there is hope?

[@HaplessHypnagogic]

God I wish there was more of that involved in contemporary politics. If the ship's going to capsize as unpleasantly as it is, it would be great if some kind of Rasputin figure could work their way into the cultural miasma. Like maybe Melania becomes a disciple of Sadhguru and he starts pulling Trumps strings to the benefit of the Isha foundation, or it's revealed that Jill has had a spiritual adviser behind the scenes who's been invoking elemental spirits to assist Biden during speeches or something... that might be fun.

[@RedSaint83]

Hahahaha! 1:01:07 This quote from Dark Souls 3.. "Is that the game with Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck?" 😂

[@Calcagno1988]

Felix being legit offended kills me hahah

[@samferguson9171]

“Sorry, I’m not into baby stuff.”

[@hjasbjdb8222]

Crushing

[@Eddie.x265]

why the audio so garbage?

[@Fuzhou]

The bug is here.

[@asiantrenchcoat]

Never thought I’d hear Felix and Adam talking about ian lmao

[@superherocollege]

Trumps closest to a home run was “let’s not act like children here Joe”, he jumped the gun to quick on the joke and had to akwardly repeat it, but if he had delivered it well? It would somehow be EVEN MORE Joever lmaoo

[@MrTokinedz]

Does anyone know what weapon Felix is referring to at the end of the podcast?

[@augustgurtisen]

what's the timestamp?

[@MrTokinedz]

@@augustgurtisen 1:01:25

[@augustgurtisen]

as far as i can tell he either fucked up the quote or it's not from any item description I can find. He says you find it outside firelink shrine but it could be either in untended graves or even from NPC dialogue.

[@MrTokinedz]

@@augustgurtisen yeah I googled the quote and looked for items found at firelink shrine, but couldn't find it. this needs to be resolved.

[@cavegoon]

Glock 17

[@JStack]

8:08 trump looked visibly upset when Biden started staring off into the distance with a slack jaw drooling. Not upset like temper tantrum, but more like horrified to see a ghost of his future

[@Airbag15]

Beatiful podding

[@Xylus.]

Took me forever to remember the song in the outro. Dead by the Pixies. Love that shit

[@soptop1641]

Thanks adam for your well reasoned center left take on the issues

[@samz1950]

The cover photo 💀

[@cat_city2009]

HE ATTACC

[@ethanluffman7150]

Cool Adam is channeled very heavily here, and I like it

[@ronturner3598]

Trump v.2 will be a diminished version? Not seeing it.

[@2jacked2read]

Julian Castro mentioned. SAN ANTONIO WE UP

[@muscularclassrepresentativ5663]

I love the hyena laugh, that’s me too

[@Craiglicious000]

Cool Adam returns

[@rorylynch1203]

I think I heard sweet Georgia brown playing during the debate

[@condor237]

Adam Friedland is the expert at crapping your pants

[@Fivehe]

What is going Ooonnn with that laugh

[@Pow_FIsh]

Chapo has good messaging discipline, Trump's old got it.

[@lc-yd8jq]

good to hear from bug-american advocate adam friedland

[@tgchubbs]

Its America we got LeBron

[@cutslummy]

Man I know everybody was hoping to see Adam's enemies like Dasha and Stav fizzle out after they stop talking but god damn he really is on that candle burning diet huh?

[@ComradeMarlow]

COLEMAN FRANCIS MENTIONED. LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@YamazakiJones]

Nice mic Adam. Jesus christ

[@SR-ti6jj]

Adam 4 Prez

[@morgoth2425]

we need more pro trump episodes like this

[@c.m.bellman5721]

23:38

[@Zennitube]

important to give lesbians like adam a voice during pride month

[@cavegoon]

bug who eats dust

[@KennethKaniff999]

That was pretty funny also im gay

[@lachlank.8270]

47:00 million phd march 😢

[@user-wl2xl5hm7k]

Chapo are try-hard spicy comedians with nothing politically progressive to say

[@RileyRobertson-oi4fo]

I still like Chapo but the death of Bernie's candidacy definitely took some of the proverbial air out of their balloon. It really felt like they were building towards something, were increasingly relevant as a mid-major force in leftist politics...And now they're basically just an admittedly funny but inert/snarky riff-cast

[@user-wl2xl5hm7k]

@@RileyRobertson-oi4fo Good critique. But it’s not Bernie’s fault they’re just empty spice husks

[@VincenzoC749]

33:40 or it’s that the ones that aren’t the snakes and lie on him for the establishment get punished and gone after for process crimes, while the snakes get set free so long as they say some salacious stuff about him.

[@aes0p895]

jesus christ get these people better mics.

[@classactionsteve]

Bug adam?

[@Mark-jr6ld]

Just the rudest guest

[@Prolifuck]

he’s gay

[@David-gr1do]

Does it even matter anymore? Who cares

[@QuarrelsomeLocalOaf]

Whatever man this shit's boring who cares

[@stylezofom]

Blazing Saddles is still funny. Wtf! Its TAFS that sucks.

[@Abcdefg-tf7cu]

I'm gay

[@gillbates6154]

why does Adam laugh like that?

[@obsidiancrow450]

Chapo is getting excited for trump to win so they can get their viewership back so they can resume their coke habit

[@berbs9691]

they have more money from patreon now than under trump

[@thomaspickering2344]

Who the fuck actually listens to this podcast?

[@bongjovi2727]

oh god someone please put a stop to Chapo Adam with his crumbling empire monologue 5 minutes in

[@Mrstupes]

I like how the guy with the unfunniest podcast is insulting blazing saddles

[@0ldar]

To be fair, most comedians will agree comedies dont age well. Ive tried rewatching Blazing Saddles recently and Robinhood Men in Tights. I only finished Robinhood.

[@curlymcdom]

He totally lost me there that was a scolding hot take.

[@ethanpayeur9878]

Im beyond sick of Adam as a person. I gave his little show over a year of support but man is he tough to enjoy without nick

[@PashtunDoughnut33]

Adam is rarely funny

[@garrgravarr]

Adam is rarely *intentionally* funny

[@daspletoraptor8366]

I don't like Adam

[@jaydinledford6990]

We can't all be entomologists

[@asiantrenchcoat]

I don’t like you

[@awesometwitchy]

Ok, calm down Eve. Go eat an apple or something.

[@TheRealLachlan]

I bet you like Hamas

[@crustpunkjesuschrist]

Who asked?

[@omegasmesh]

I get that Adam is their friend and all, and I was expecting a mostly riffing episode from Chapo But man could they have gotten someone who's actually funny?

[@0ldar]

It sounds like your problem was having expectations. Expectation is the child of entitlement

[@evan4766]

Adam should leave that other shitty podcast he does and join this one. Makes it listenable again (since matts gone)

[@adamazzalino5247]

Adam kind of just screamed, "HE'S DEAD!" for an hour. Not really the guy on this one.

[@balsosnell2064]

Adam’s fake dying inhalation laugh is so embarrassing and annoying.

[@StandInTheFire]

But confusing Dark Souls with Kingdom Hearts was pretty good tho

[@BigHomieGayAss1917]

You’ve never mad anyone laugh hard before? Damn that sucks. Couldn’t be me, because I’m gay

[@just_a_turtle_chad]

A vote for Biden is a vote for democracy, a vote for Trump is a vote for authoritarianism.

[@HER3411]

Bait used to be believable

[@lolwuttup420]

Im gay

[@N8_DoubleYou]

I just don't care anymore. 🥱

[@sethbecker7162]

Then I pray for an Augustus, because this shit is over

[@dirrdevil]

Your trolling game is getting worse and worse.

[@tryfryingmikejones]

so happy adam knows how to use a microphone after all these years