Kill Bill feat. Stavros Halkias | Chapo Trap House | Episode 588 FULL

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Stav’s back for an end-of-the-year round of relationship advice. We analyze Madison Cawthorn’s failed relationship, answer Dear Prudie questions, and look at a NYT op-ed about how it’s normal and cool to hate your husband.
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[@mishima70]

"The fish are there to eat her vomit"- the most perfect job description of a NYT Columnist and her fans ever.

[@alanfulcher460]

Hell yeah dude

[@connerhaas4703]

Absolutely

[@sloveniaisgoodcountry6511]

Woo

[@emersonsmithereens2094]

Salute

[@alecjones4676]

Hell yeah dude

[@alecjones4676]

Respect

[@gelly123]

Stavros is like the pig at the petting zoo that wandered into the wrong enclosure because he misheard that he was going to "Chapos Tapas House"

[@patrickscottwalsh]

stavros really gets to shine when he's on other podcasts

[@lukemadrid5711]

You mean when he’s not getting told he’s going to die of heart disease every 5 seconds by Mullen?

[@topleybird2443]

Same with Adam.

[@janosmarothy5409]

@@lukemadrid5711 The grease fire that burns twice as bright burns half as long

[@joelnicholson]

Absolutely. I think there's a decent argument that Nick is the least funny, just the loudest and pushiest...

[@patrickscottwalsh]

@@joelnicholson nawww, he's funny as fuck - just always dominates. I think its part of the "aesthetic". but he might just be a meany

[@ohno5559]

I like how, after he got done doing bits, Stav just started giving actually good advice to the guy with the gamer gf edit: actually he did it in the next one too, this chad is just taking a break from the bits to pepper in a little wisdom

[@janosmarothy5409]

implying that an elaborate Cask of Amontillado-style long game of vengeful nephew-fattening is beyond Stavros "The Mind" Halkias

[@cupcaketopper]

Stav's laugh never fails

[@numskul]

Hell yeah, dude

[@malikshabazz2065]

so true

[@ribeserythrocarpum918]

HELL yeah dude

[@cartercartercartercar]

great eppy. but whatever it takes-either to get him out of his apartment, or a smokescreen deployed against the haters/tattletales-the streets need a nick solo appearance

[@juzifal-bidan3621]

They did a premium with him about eyes wide shut

[@anthonysanfilipo9833]

Like 3 years ago. The boys all love Nick and I'm sure they'd have him on but I'm pretty sure he's just fully done going on anyone else's shows.

[@lexushing1873]

Hell yeah dude

[@matttedisch]

LETS GO BRENDA!

[@rockingrollin425]

Def one of the best episodes.

[@dannypresson]

Let’s all try to be a Brenda

[@mitchhosking5599]

let's go Brenda

[@lilfilth5622]

Joke at 16:15 is fucking absurd

[@footballpharaoh5469]

1:45 Don't flatter him. His name sounds like the most American right wing name ever. Like a fascist character in a dystopian comic book.

[@harder2058]

Help me out… what’s the track at 17:00? Can’t place it.

[@theoryofeverything44]

The Beatles - Dear Prudence

[@raforther]

@@theoryofeverything44 more specifically, the Siouxie Sioux and the Banshees cover.

[@jewtubesucks666]

I'm gay

[@ohno5559]

based

[@TSmith-yy3cc]

Episode's pretty gay but we appreciate it. Damn Will is a great host; can honestly roll with anyone, with any tone, on any subject at any time.

[@topleybird2443]

Yeh he’s gotten a lot better over the years.

[@Itsbobbbby]

I’m gay

[@geodav5700]

Props

[@PR0MAN01]

I'm imagining the husband in that NYT article was just really enjoying his fun snorkeling trip with his family. Only for him to find out 2 years later his wife hated him and the trip. God that has to suck

[@tommyhowsthepeeping]

if my wife published something like taht about me in a national newspaper i would make chris benoit look like a saint

[@indyrevoly3060]

13:22 "Something awesome is gonna leak in like, a couple months, I can feel it in my bones." - Stavros Halkias, modern Nostradamus

[@BiancaTallarico]

Love the dirt bag left multiverse. This has been the best crossover.

[@marinoutdoors]

Hell yeah dude there's a bunch of gay guys here

[@SiSi-rf8hj]

Let's go Brenda!

[@malikshabazz2065]

hell yeah dude

[@nicolev2028]

that NYT chick's problem could've been solved if she hadn't married. everyone's problems could be solved if they don't marry

[@rockingrollin425]

Please. This.

[@Sneezes_LoL]

Making the skinny woman (or her kids) fat is a great angle of attack.

[@THX11458]

Stav needs to be a regular on Chapo.

[@tonydepaolis]

"Are you Brenda, or are you your mom?" might be the best note to send 2021 out on.

[@polkadotmicrochip]

Stav's back from the cabin.

[@jgyuri]

Eating Gyros while listening to Stavvie

[@alecjones4676]

Hell yeah dude

[@julymagnus493]

That guy that never made his wife come was brutal.

[@elaikehler6030]

46:48 i think Stav is 100% right we need to get in the lab watch the tape and figure out where the holes in his stroke game are

[@deanthemachine8879]

Making WWBD (What Would Brenda Do) bracelets

[@diegowushu]

Damn son, that Cristina Cawthorn is fine as hell.

[@makimasbrat5508]

Stav is the best sex positive guy ever

[@gangofgreenhorns2672]

Just realized the cat in the window is nearly identical to mine lol. Only took a hundred of these.

[@hectorvilleda151]

Hell yeah dude. Gay jokes coming in hot.

[@wittenfriedland]

CHAPO CHECK EVERYONE

[@nothankyou4859]

gay

[@geodav5700]

Gàaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy......

[@dominicjamescunneen1740]

the prince of pleasure is back

[@bitteralmonds666]

Christina crawth0n looks like a “madison cawthorn” 🧐🤔

[@ChewyThomson]

41:12 is the moment we were all waiting for.

[@garrgravarr]

Lots of love and respect for Stav here in Oz.

[@thomasgiles2876]

Brenndaa's death is even more tragic than you think. She just achieved her dream of buying a $500 demolition derby car the day after getting Invisalign and it exploded. All they could find of her were her teeth. You're in a better place now, Brenduh!

[@Xxonfire1212xX]

Wish we had Felix and Stav together 😖

[@juzifal-bidan3621]

@@DD-zh4by Felix has been on like 3 episodes of cum town lol

[@BigHomieGayAss1917]

@@DD-zh4by ???

[@bitteralmonds666]

Nah. Felix and Matt are the perfect blend. Stav works better as the occasional treat 😎👍🏽

[@jemimallah2591]

@@DD-zh4by nick has said felix is one of the funniest people he knows

[@garygrinkevich6971]

shadow banned for being "too sexual". the power.

[@IEatYourSandwiches]

"Sometimes in the line of duty, you can't fuckin' walk." -Stavros Halkias

[@throwbackblackcat]

Feat. Hell Yeah Dude

[@joshuamarx8209]

Tzatziki sauce all over me..

[@maxwellkazemba2299]

Hyped for the youtube special, luv u stavvy

[@nicoles3166]

omg the gamer girl bit was too good

[@goaskinza]

respect

[@henrycurtis3652]

What's the piano music around the hour mark (during the Australia segment?)

[@bunyipz2040]

It used to be used in old movies to conceptualise insanity

[@kevinaumiller9781]

A cupcake and a candy bar

[@jacoenglander9608]

Stavros shud be on the next Ugly God album, and they could make a song called Ugly Twins 🤣😭😂

[@Bpinator]

Stav is so fucking funny but I wish Felix was on this ep

[@seanvalentine4198]

Felix is too mean spirited. I love gibbons too but that doesn’t cover it up.

[@Trashcom1917]

Felix and stav are the ultimate large sons of the podcasting world

[@whentheleveebreaks4732]

Wtf kind of name is Felix anyway? Sounds like a cat.

[@zoogboog106]

That rocks

[@adamp3223]

Is there such a thing as a divorce where your spouse has to also legally change their name, first and last?

[@mugiwaraboshi37]

The Kill Bill article is literally my parents marriage, including trip to Australia 😭

[@bb-zr2tv]

Haven’t listened yet but this is probably funnier than any cum town episode that has come out this year (other than the one where Adam shat his pants)

[@ClunFunDun]

Weird

[@sparkpenguin]

stav for christmas, excellent aural game

[@liamdaly3825]

53:30-54:00 fucking kills me

[@gOaTcrackalac88]

Fuck yes

[@Joel_Roberts]

He was serving hits by Mystical right before the crash

[@debrasue2793]

halkia dude

[@evanthomass]

Stavvvvy baby!

[@villedocvalle]

Dope

[@nicolev2028]

I do not like an ep without Felix, that's not right Stav talking like that.

[@frankjeaguer3643]

I'm gay for stavi boy

[@mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable]

Didn’t know Stavros was a sub. I don’t get the appeal of a being a sexual submissive but then again I’m vanilla AF.

[@joeyhowe7667]

its hella easy yo

[@mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable]

@@joeyhowe7667 sure i get that man. But idk im personally like passionate vanilla stuff is good enough for me. I don’t get bored ever in sexual situations, so there’s nothing left to be desired ever.

[@harperna3938]

i mean if youre vanilla there's not much to it but honestly i feel like sub/dom should really only refer to kink. otherwise it's just, like, bottoming.

[@mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable]

@@harperna3938 I guess I meant the sub-dom kink of being demeaned like how Stav said. I personally feel being talked down to or even overly complimented would get me out of the moment of what’s actually going on too much. Just the act of sex itself is good enough for me, otherwise added in stuff is too distracting.

[@harperna3938]

​@@mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable ah yeah that's fair, degradation isn't everyone's cup of tea. maybe consider trying some light bondage (D or s, whatever suits you) if you have the chance tho, it can make foreplay a lot more fun.

[@malikshabazz2065]

Stavy and the boys rules as always

[@thekavestation]

Clitch

[@xyaeiounn]

44:30 the assertion that people remember good sex partners over good people is such an adolescent take. Both are cherished, for different reasons. It's the overlap where home and work lives bump up against your sex life that make stories. Sex on it's own is a bodily function, nicer than a back rub, but only more interesting than going to the toilet because it has social consequences.

[@matthewleahy6565]

I think the fact that you're right is why its funny.

[@xyaeiounn]

@@matthewleahy6565 Fair.

[@DownUFO]

It’s different when you’ve had a Brenda

[@xyaeiounn]

@@DownUFO There's a few in my past.

[@whentheleveebreaks4732]

Cawthorn’s got some pretty lips.

[@DjViceroy]

Who is doing Discord grooming?

[@Oldentide]

Virgil

[@josephs.3372]

Me

[@thetankhunter100]

Song at 17:00.

[@sjj111]

Dear Prudence cover by Suxxy Sux and the Banshees

[@thetankhunter100]

@@sjj111 thanks

[@futon2345]

This guest is too vulgar

[@sevensurack1809]

Counterpoint: shut up

[@5508Vanderdekken]

Shit hope you have vision insurance that covers cracked monocles

[@daysjours]

Disgusting beginning to this episode. Totally gross.

[@FunnyBecauseItsTrue]

...I can't remember the last time I went from elated (NO Felix this episode!) to disappointed (Stavos Halkais is on) so rapidly...dipshit has nothing interesting to say, just junior high level humor, yet has to be the loudest guy in the room...at least Felix is sometimes clever...

[@benjaminghazi9276]

Hell yeah dude

[@benjaminghazi9276]

A cupcake and a candy bar

[@seanvalentine4198]

Stav is much more cheerful than Felix tho

[@mitchhosking5599]

It sounds like you don't like this podcast, maybe watch things you like.

[@pocketbomb8081]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@realnigga19]

Let’s go Brenda!

[@FuckYourSelf99]

Ugh, the Human Laff Track. Just get Virgil back already

[@sislater6334]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@sislater6334]

The peeed?

[@Trapashow]

@@sislater6334 the very same

[@5508Vanderdekken]

Dont agree. Virgil was the Ringo Starr of early chapo - he had a few good hits but was mostly just background filler