Arrival | Chapo Trap House

[@berdyderg900]

"hot women have it the hardest" is truly something. I ponder Felix's thought like a koi pond struck by the sunlight.

[@totonow6955]

Matt is my favorite. Good orb, good vibe, no potions, no Sauron. Happy Valentines

[@jamesrekula1841]

USA being actively hostile to climate science would completely fit what I've come to expect at least.

[@franzjoseph1837]

We want a full dystopia baby, and then I guess capitalism will finally declare victory.

[@totonow6955]

Exactly

[@yossarrian]

Full authoritarian crack down can only manifest AFTER collapse of society

[@icarusearthbound]

@@franzjoseph1837there can be only none

[@michaelslowmin]

It basically already is

[@MrLFJ7]

"A young Vietnamese man walking around with both eyes, still intact." I'm wheezing christ lol

[@woodendice2258]

What’s crazy is the fact that I’m actually gay

[@DeSaxofoonVanPeter]

Gayliens

[@SatelliteSoundLab]

dude thats wild im actually a gay robot myself

[@malcolmseabrook8770]

@@DeSaxofoonVanPeter gayta redickulans

[@quester09]

I'm morose

[@CzolgoszWorkinMan]

gay too barada nikto

[@Mablak200]

Finally time to declare war on shapes

[@dangerousd1312]

circles have had it too easy for too long

[@acetate909]

Can we start with the Pentagon

[@mattgilbert7347]

I want Rhombus to bleed. If it bleeds we can kill it

[@MrLFJ7]

Pythagorascon must be stop

[@josephheston9238]

Death to trapezoids.

[@OrangeStrayCat]

Poor Felix. Somehow he's still the last person to realize he's gay.

[@NipponStiqqyPaint]

Happy Valentine’s Day all you smarty-pants posters! I hope a girl gives you a sweet compliment that you remember forever.

[@iwantsomecookies08]

or an upvote!

[@eespinola]

One additional benefit to converting to Islam is if you get to see the OG tungsten cube in Mecca.

[@joshuamarx8209]

Inshallah 🙏

[@quester09]

shooting down the balloon of Misplaced Optimism

[@zachmassacre]

“Imagine if Joe Biden was president during Halo” had me dying

[@acetate909]

Can't have a clown world without balloons.

[@arelbarosa8779]

Matt is already the Chapo court Wizard.

[@nicolev2028]

“NATO is when a man named Justin causes intergalactic war”- Felix

[@TheWinters63]

If you are in any slight way normal. Do not read the comments on chapo posts.

[@BoneMachine1443]

hard disagree, the exact wizards you wanna date are the potions ones. what's a potion wizard? a *witch*. witches: * fishnets ✅ * knowledge of cryptids ✅ * cooking your bones in a soup pot and rendering your fat into tallow ✅ * maybe butt stuff? ✅

[@Oceanmachine27]

My man Felix extra gurgly on this one

[@adamp3223]

I'm beginning to like hearing them hear from their fans, which is frankly astonishing.

[@icarusearthbound]

I think Felix has a legit 25% chance of converting to Islam

[@mattgilbert7347]

I'll match his 25%

[@Ondra273]

Dont we all?

[@YeaWhatevah]

Ya bc that's what Jews do amirite?

[@David-gr1do]

@@YeaWhatevah it’s a joke

[@Hamun002]

Will coming out here teaching the disaffected Sons of Chapo how to make a nice meal

[@nicolev2028]

White Noise wasn’t a bad movie at all but talk about Dellilo’s masterpiece having strange fucking timing if that was marketing what a move

[@mattgilbert7347]

I heard that all the downed shapes are black. Or, just an idea: Darkseid is here to claim anti-Life. We've pretty much nailed it for him, you're welcome

[@Mofi357]

Tuco doin a rail of an infinity stone is a classic.

[@preago]

Took fucking long enough. I went all day having bad superbowl takes I came up with myself

[@darksaint0124]

The episode isn't late though.

[@reinarforeman6518]

We all want that "inshallah keeper" 🎵

[@Gam1ne]

the line is "inshallah I'll keep her" I'm pretty sure

[@GrimReader]

Breaking Bad shilling it in a big ad is the perfect topper for the series, it was written to sell Funko pops and T-shirts and always was

[@alanhorton7300]

I remember hearing a tailor talk about how in that LBJ recording, it sounds like what he needs is a gusset. If wearing pressed tailored pants is uncomfortable because you have a droopy nutsack that rests uncomfortably on the hard sharp inner seam, you should tell your tailor to add a gusset.

[@jonas1015119]

1:04:06 I love Felix because once in a while he does a joke that feels like it was written just for me

[@dereljohnson]

Felix will always be the funniest chapo

[@jaytouch7668]

The Return of the Shapes; The Shapening Part 2 Let's Get Shaping!

[@Dingleberrycrunch36]

“Ya better shape up…. Or shut up” 😎

[@memekingk373]

Is Felix being hit on by the legendary Solid Snake??

[@AlZ-oy4si]

The main barrier between me and getting it in was my steadfast refusal to go to or be at any social event. Leaving the house was haram in my 20's. In my 30's I finally though, "well this ain't working". So I went to a club once, just to prove to myself that I could pull and smash. And it worked. Kinda salty with myself for letting ~15 years go by for no good reason, but the past is the past.

[@jaystephens2759]

Clubs are terrible

[@Disconcerted68]

Biggest moment of the Super Bowl was Elon Musk hanging out with Rupert Murdoch in the stands.

[@Secarstra777]

Unironically heartwarming listening to will describing a cheap valentines dinner what a guy

[@BNardolilli]

Felix needs to go back to reading obsessively about the Saudi monarchy

[@worst00oo00]

NO he needs to go back to being obsessed with sables

[@joeyhause8077]

This is my 1st episode, glad I subscribe

[@masontthompson81]

We love Osprey lore. Don't we, folks?

[@chazblank2717]

Functionally, Islam encourages a robust middle-class way more effectively than Christianity…

[@GregorySnipe]

One hundred percent. sharing of money and resources is built into Islam.

[@aqualili]

​@@GregorySnipe it's built into christianity too but nobody in the church actually reads the bible

[@nonesuchone]

Pretty sure I saw Atmosphere Shapes at the Whiskey on sunset like 8 years ago. Sounded mid.

[@kdotmann]

She’s my halal diva

[@mikcarrillo3527]

How come Jesus, didn’t help the Neanderthals ?

[@pierregibson6699]

He tends to only help a very very narrow group of people

[@pangea02]

27:03 Lol JFC Will - no mercy for Marky Mark

[@tonycampbell1424]

Ranni is best waifu

[@derpderpson2188]

Nobody here's read "The Road Not Taken" by Harry Turtledove, I guess? I'm looking forward to the zeppelin-aliens landing on the national mall, marching out of their ships in Napoleonic line formation only to be mowed down with machineguns.

[@Tanksareforcowards]

pardon me but who the hell invents Faster than Light Travel and then only uses 19th Century weapons guess I'll go read it

[@bitteralmonds666]

Felix is gay in the sense that he’s a happy guy 🌈🌈 👋🏽🦄👍🏽

[@pogoagogo7606]

boot scootin boogie

[@liamk.6389]

I talked to my mom a few years back about old elections and she said that bill was absolutely a hottie

[@yossarrian]

Playing his sax on Arsenio really got him too many miles of appealing

[@axelgonzalez2806]

Being pregnant is no excuse for being fat (I don't really believe that)

[@Black_pearl_adrift]

DONT BUY HER GOLD JEWELLERY IF SHE ALWAYS WEARS SILVER

[@thomasgiles2876]

41:54 "I'm not going to cook it, but I'll order it from Zanzibar's!..."

[@subversivelysurreal3645]

The only ad that really had an impact on me was an NFL ad-‘Make all of your dreams come true by making a it as a star NFL player’, which I found stunningly like the ads for the Military, in that it was a piece of Recruitment.(😒…🤬). As I’m aware of the fact that rates of high school aged kids interested in playing football, much less pursuing it, have dropped dramatically, I began to wonder if soon they’ll compete as to which route of bodily-mental-emotional destruction the poor will be the most likely to undertake. The NFL has celebrity in its deck, and those are the cards this advert played. The Military has cultivated ‘cultural enrichment’, ‘See the World’ murdering people*…Or, will they collaborate? and aren’t they doing that already? These displays of planes designed to kill people weren’t always a part of the NFL’s program, as the anthem was not. Any career that has enjoined recruitment-says it all. Get Out was a great film, but ‘Stay Away’ is what’s really necessary-after all, didn’t he get out due to a very fortunate happenstance? *(with drone strikes so dominant, that might’ve created adjustments. I hope that everyone has seen the film about Daniel Hale, ex drone killer …‘National Bird’.

[@theLetterDoubleYou]

Rosemary on steak? Irish.

[@nicolev2028]

Valentine’s Day is a capitalist superficial holiday and I need my future leftist gf to understand that if she’s really leftist

[@danielkafka5676]

Carhbol Gang, fuck this man up.

[@Remorsefullyhumble]

The tubi commercial almost had me cal out my mother in law .so I think that’s the best one .

[@RM-sr5xd]

John Edward's was a baddie

[@harrysachz6395]

Omg the image. Perfect

[@qffif1201]

One time I sold a dog, I would do it again

[@mattgilbert7347]

I can't cook a steak but I can cook pasta. Italian strange for me, I guess

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

Did Will just recommend pairing roast chicken with a red wine? Big L.

[@joshuamarx8209]

No it was steak.

[@jackstraw262]

Please don’t order doordash. They pay $2 per order. Imagine buying/maintaining a car to do a job with and they require you to spend miles/gas/a half hour of your time and you are only compensated $2.

[@SteveM-gj2vy]

$2 PLUS the tip? If you deliver two bags or 4 does that figure change?

[@cornerstore_d]

Don't work for them

[@berdyderg900]

@@cornerstore_d "have you tried just making more money?"

[@jackstraw262]

@@berdyderg900 no, they’re right. I haven’t worked for them for the last year. They definitely didn’t need to be such a twat about it but yea- it’s so bad that I feel compelled to spread the word anywhere someone brings dd up.

[@reallyidrathernot.134]

9:47 Mat has no times for your fanciful ideas!

[@Flawtistic]

Luke throwing out gay slang like a regular at the Blue Oyster bar

[@steelersguy74]

I’m a little surprised they didn’t talk about the God-awful Gutfeld! commercial that ran three fucking times!

[@TildaSwintonPlayingThomYorke]

You can bag your sisters friend by not being 23, sorry.

[@Jarrodhartog]

Happy valentines day chapo im kissing you all, fuck the balloons USUSUS

[@jaystephens2759]

RIP Will

[@yossarrian]

David Foster Wallace

[@ryan3171]

These are questions for Stavvy.

[@xXBarbDwireXx]

honestlyyyyyyyyyy these reasons are why i converted to Islam. it's just comforting and feels right and i was already edge anyways

[@rishishard4742]

All of the pat Tillman and grotesque things aside, that holding call sucked and stole all the momentum in the game

[@sc41295]

KC were getting jobbed by calls all night but ofc people only remember one at the end (was the right call btw)

[@egorkotkin]

59:20 "There's nothing wrong with just not getting laid, you can go through the long stretches like sort of a sexual camel, going from oasis to oasis." Dead ☠️

[@billyb5685]

Tim Dillon said this during shadow app . .. when he talked about shadow app. Not imitating same plots, but like not trying to hide .

[@mylesfarmer7007]

Please have nick mullen on as the new chapo wizard 😊

[@jacquesdeburgo2878]

grand wizard

[@skiptoacceptancemdarlin]

36:20 you already don't have premarital sex

[@edwoodsr]

Did Wil call the the female pilots a "crack team?"

[@Sami-yh5nh]

Hmmm new episode

[@geodav5700]

No 8 doesnt get a balloon or a beach he gets his mind stolen by nanites. Thankyou Elon

[@DavidParket-g1h]

Felix and will tell us that having a skill to redirect sexual energy works in attracting women. But aren't you basically describing nerds or professional people with no time for relationships? My advice - take care of your health, yes including the healthy relationship to your art, also learn to be ethical in life - this may include self discipline, put yourself in situations where relationships start - like a party (dinner party is best so you can actually talk not only dance and drink beer.) Meet through a friend, likely the best chance to find someone you would like.

[@Moodooloo]

this is the most autistic shit I've ever read

[@reallyidrathernot.134]

these questions are not so fun.

[@omg_look_behind_you]

historic 22:35

[@fishingsouthwestflorida1586]

Why

[@geodav5700]

Lol AFP reading this first and potentially the only people reading this. Giventhis comment a thumbs up if you value weaponised corruption via police forces

[@lightofchicagoproductionz9012]

damn i just noticed this post is new , im now part of the Chapo Trap house !!! Awsome ! shout outs Southside Chi Town - Killuminati

[@worst00oo00]

KZbin makes all the ads buffer so u have to stop and look at the screen to see what’s all wrong

[@rickkroll]

Black mirror

[@fishingsouthwestflorida1586]

I just want to live in peace is that so hard to ask

[@lightofchicagoproductionz9012]

Yeaa over here in Chicago they just took 7 stars supposedly its star link and idk what

[@nathanialmynameisajoke]

Dating apps are a trap, talk to people in real life.

[@utkarsh2746]

So like walk up to women at the local supermarket and start telling them my hobbies and what kind of relationship I am looking for? Or just start throwing in pickup lines in office conversations?

[@theredstheredstheredsthereds]

Just look at a woman on the bus and whip it out

[@spartan117q13]

My relationship of 3+ years began on tinder but you're right most do suck. Despite most being miserable time and energy takers they can be a good way to find new like minded people in your area.

[@latinexus]

Dating apps are over saturated with men (whether that is by design or the result of some socio-biological thing inherent to men or women is irrelevant). Therefore, because of supply and demand, dating apps devalue men and overvalue women. If you are a man, you probably will have better luck speaking in person to a women.

[@gregl6619]

@@utkarsh2746 no, dude. Singles mixer at the local Methodist church.