Charlie Kelly's Weird Diet

[@misterlukeflips4065]

I love the Dennis "Hmmm?!" right in the beginning. It's not just that he's confused, he's also aggravated

[@nthgth]

Aggravated Dennis is funniest Dennis 😄

[@youyeedyourlasthaw]

@@nthgth hope we get it more often in the new season

[@sheyannev2757]

To be fair, he also just finished failing to convince Charlie that hornets don't make honey, I'd be pretty aggravated too 😂

[@Subpopular01]

Lol. Nailed it. He kinda is saying “why did i expect this to be normal…its charlie”

[@iainrichards6872]

He’s aggravated but it also reflects the feeling that he saw this absurdity coming 😂

[@squatchjosh1131]

Charlie's description of his own stomach as an acid pond shows a surprising grasp of basic biology

[@josejaimes-ramos1546]

He probably saw it in a cartoon

[@squatchjosh1131]

@@josejaimes-ramos1546 I mean, if it wasn't scientifically accurate then the scientist (that works at every cartoonery) wouldn't let it in the cartoon.

[@matthewcrosby3615]

Also questioning what the difference between chalk and tums isn’t far off from scientifically accurate.

[@squatchjosh1131]

@@matthewcrosby3615 Coincidentally also related to the pH scale and the stomach. Maybe Charlie has a secret knack for chemistry, he's certainly proficient with solvents.

[@WlatPziupp]

@@squatchjosh1131 There's even a special name for them: Cartoonists

[@nathanlaney1542]

The scene with the cat food, beer and glue - the funniest part is when Frank runs into the apartment, scarfs down some cat food and gets in bed with Charlie real fast lmaoooo

[@goldproductionsofficial9949]

YES lol so good

[@rakadoni8403]

Haha he knows the drill

[@coleozaeta6344]

If he only ate cat food in the shot, that means he’s already had the beer and glue before hand

[@ShoNuffTheShoGun1]

The cats wouldn’t be going crazy if they didn’t smell all that cat food 😂

[@JWD1992]

I love how he has the beads on. Like he was in the middle of God-knows-what, but then stopped immediately when he heard the cats and raced back to eat that mixture.

[@Synthetic_Soul_CH]

Charlie Kelly is a true Omnivore. He'll eat anything and everything. He's a peak human

[@_Rick___Grimes_]

hes like a human wall-e

[@tacticalmattfoley]

He eats like a bear before the bear hibernates....which means his BMs must be horrifying.

[@krystofcisar469]

@@tacticalmattfoley charlie is actually malnoourushed from booze and eating stickers. there´s lot a running jokes on that :D

[@squatchjosh1131]

He hasn't even begun to peak, when he peaks you will know.

[@someone2506]

beak* 😂

[@KateMich12]

"Sometimes I test them in my stomach to see how they pass." "Well, that's eating." "Nah."

[@praeamble]

".... ok."

[@reubengonzalez9610]

Blooper- “Well I’m not seeing it that way … “

[@ediblefredible]

⁠@@reubengonzalez9610i honestly always forget that part isn't in the actual scene lol love it

[@nickbooze9766]

It's actually sweet that Dennis doesn't challenge him here.

[@WasteFaced]

It's not eating unless you digest it. Charlie is right.

[@JesusChristMarie]

Between Charlie’s “diet”, his rampant substance abuse, and how much he get beaten up, I’m convinced Charlie is immortal

[@SuperSparrow45]

Well yeah, it's because of all the chalk he eats.

[@zehsackett6132]

He only gets beaten up in the episode where he becomes a fighter. He's beaten up both mac and dennis

[@WoodlandDrake]

Well he did survive an abortion and his father is never conclusively identified; he may well be the antichrist.

[@_sowhat_]

Poppins in human form

[@BalsamicJeebs]

my favorite part about that episode is when charlies on a load of steroids and he's eating the most rancid piece of chicken ever.

[@Arkain89]

the biggest plothole in existence is that charlie was grossed out by the idea of ingesting mercury

[@Kabirdix]

I thought he looked shocked at the idea someone died eating mercury because he’d been eating mercury

[@nthgth]

You'd think he'd conflate it with the T-1000 and think it gave him special morphing powers or something

[@TheAndrewj96]

I read a comment about that that said he probably thought Mac was talking about the planet.

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

He couldn’t figure out how someone could eat a planet

[@xDrTomx]

it's a texture thing

[@tacticalmattfoley]

"MIlksteak, boiled over hard, with a side of your finest jellybeans" will live on forever...as does this show.

[@patphillips3402]

raw

[@p1nk_anthem]

BEAK!

[@zackv3957]

I like how Charlie's main concern about eating out the urinal after Mac pissed in it is that he made him look bad.

[@bobjohnson1633]

Charlie had to prove a point.

[@sukumuieywang8058]

You left out the part where Charlie says “Why would I waste Tums? They’re great for drawing with.” Whilst eating chalk 😂

[@MrisaVigil]

@@_exxiff git gud and learn how to make content 😬

[@jhonhdhcb7495]

​@@MrisaVigil omg the channel owner isn't going to fk you for white knighting them chill out

[@jebuzjaime]

The funny part is that tums and chalk are made of the same thing

[@DAN420.]

it's @ 0:41

[@TheBossman9001]

​@@jebuzjaime wait are they both dry too?

[@marleythompson5158]

Franks “inconclusive” hits the same part of my brain as him saying “derivative” and I love it

[@Mugwump7]

Filibuster

[@Jespin_]

Bullshit!

[@nthgth]

Hel-looooo!

[@AJD...]

ango gobologian the art collector

[@bartg5418]

"I eat stickers all the time, dude!" is one of my favorite lines of the entire show

[@sartorialdriver6528]

The best part is him saying “yeah it was gross” to being asked if he ate the sticker, implying he has a taste preference for different stickers.

[@parryyotter]

Mac: “If your stomach hurts, eat a Tums.” Charlie: “What’s the difference?” Mac: _extremely high pitched voice_ “ONE IS CHALK!”

[@theofficialczex1708]

Charlie has a point, though! The active ingredient in Tums is the same mineral used to make chalk, calcium carbonate.

[@progidy7]

We know. We saw the same video.

[@Lemon9234]

I love this because they are both in fact chalk, one just tastes better

[@Alxnick]

Before they invented Tums (or anything like Tums), they'd grind up crab shells. Because they're also just chalk too.

[@namuhtsuj4025]

Charlie eating literally anything that crosses his path is one of the best gags on the show. So simple, so stupid, I love it.

[@Kelsdoggy]

For me that poo analysis is one of the best scenes. Credit cards, newspaper and Wolf hair are inconclusive.

[@mattcottrell3286]

how is that NOT SPECIFIC TO ONE OF YOU?!

[@sidvicious332]

That episode jumped the shark for me.

[@DemonicAdj]

​@@sidvicious332 "This time, he had gone too far" "I've gone too far"

[@sweetssandbox3526]

nothing makes me laugh like “BEAK!”

[@alexfarner]

Regular chicken sandwich

[@Robert___98]

Velllll…uhhh I vould like uhhh…

[@jude-shreffler]

TWO videos? we’re in the midst of two videos? in one week?

[@jaylong4705]

Are-are-are these videos happeneeeng on American soooooyil?

[@TonyBlacksmith0001]

Three?!? Main characters??!?

[@jasminep9455]

2:23 this whole scene cracks me up when they realize that Charlie isn't the only one that eats weird stuff

[@Thesilentduck666]

"also inconclusive"

[@scott4768]

How is that not specific to ONE of you??

[@Stumme-40203]

Well, it’s not his diet because he doesn’t eat that stuff. He just likes to test it in his mouth and sometimes his stomach to see how it passes.

[@joet3349]

Well, thats eating.

[@groowanderer]

​@@joet3349 nah

[@joet3349]

@@groowanderer ….okay

[@TC-be7kx]

Right?? Its inconclusive.

[@flyawayfreedom]

We're convinced "milksteak" is actually a cheese brick.

[@Demilich23]

the royal we?

[@alexshank1414]

Charlie’s magic marker painted cheese lollipop kills me every time.

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

I still remember the first time I saw it. True genius. For Charlie, and whoever wrote that joke.

[@metaljunkie8393]

Charlie’s Diet: “Milk Steak” A whole fruit (core, stem, seeds, and sticker) Chalk Erasers Urinal cakes Newspaper and credit cards Wolf hair Little bouncy balls Fresh food trash Expired, rancid soup Fish/reptile scales Reptiles (the only good kind) Baby toads Worms Spiders Bird beak Raccoon meat Energy balls (bread, milk and vitamins) Alley almonds Cheese Cat food Fight Milk Paint Sunblock Bleach

[@henrybenjamin7606]

Rat(whole)

At least he doesn't eat dragon.

[@_Jake.From.Statefarm_]

I mean he is more of a common man.

[@Ratatouillesky]

​@@_Jake.From.Statefarm_bro I want to say this You beat me to it

[@petezipardi4022]

But does he eat the ghouls?

[@nthgth]

HOW.. how was this not already a video... How did I never realize it should be.. with all the random crap Charlie eats and drinks throughout the show, how did it never occur to me that I'd love to see this compilation?? Thank you for this!

[@juliadastra]

"I'll eat what I wanna eat" 3:52 that sums it up lol

[@Lotrprofessor1500]

When he’s drinking paint before trying to torture the “leprechaun” kills me every time 😂

[@makc9774]

You're doing gods work. It's what we all want to see. This is the channel.

[@philomenaballerina]

Amen!!! ❤

[@2ndfloorsongs]

Praise Jesus!

[@EezySeven]

It's a miracle this man is still alive in the show.

[@jarrettstork9883]

Really the whole gang has escaped dozens of death-eligible situations by now haha

[@Gxbbzee]

that smile as he squirts the sunblock into his mouth is absolutely golden

[@skullfracture2]

Agreed!

[@z7z7z7z7]

Dennis sounds so genuinely horrified for Charlie at 0:43, and yet chalk is definitely one of the milder things on the list here 😂

[@cutsdeep]

when he ask what the difference between tums and chalk is, it's funny, because tums is a chalk based antacid

[@bensmith9719]

"I drink it everyone morning so I can fight like the crow!" Then the aggressive crow noise makes me belly laugh every god damn time.

[@only257]

Agreed 🎉

[@TheSaintBigFoot]

It's so good

[@Bigwave3K]

I love when they get frustrated and amazed at the same time by Charlie

[@Equint77]

Charlie eats all this, drinks paint, huffs glue and bleach/ammonia concoctions yet the 30 year old ninja turtle pie made him sick. 😂😂😂😂

[@trew8295]

I Love How Charlie Doesn’t Even Aspire To Be A Janitor, He’s Applying For Substitute Janitor 😂

[@Ak-sm2qu]

"you don't have to eat beak at all" says dee to Charlie not knowing that only five minutes later he will be eating big bird beak

[@fransethaiko1855]

"Excuse me mr man" such a great delivery

[@supersizesenpai]

Charlie is clearly some kind of immortal. 🤣

[@jaylong4705]

I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME, DUDE!!!!!

[@robertrozier2940]

🤘🏻👊🏼

[@Waldoz53]

i always love the "oh ya this sunblock drink it makes you go all 🤪"

[@Smileyweb102]

Charlie is a survivor. He eats off the land and what’s available to him. He is a true alpha male and obtained peak male performance. He works hard and eats harder

[@Arthur-ek7nd]

I ate a baby toad once. I'm not proud of it. uh It just kinda happened. It pains me to think about how scared and confused it was, and wondering why am I not home, and why am I in some sort of acid pond that's burning my skin? And what if it was looking for its mother? It was just a baby.

[@josiahbusby6001]

I ate a baby toad once too.

[@NextToToddliness]

So edgy.

[@coleozaeta6344]

When I was really little I grabbed a beta fish from the tank and bit it, and it died. Then I was mad it didn’t work anymore.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@coleozaeta6344 “How dare it die when I kill it”

[@mohamedlahmar7900]

@@NextToToddliness it’s from the show, you lost?

[@ericvanderhorst1860]

Fun fact about 0:37 is that chalk and tums are nearly the same thing, calcium carbonate.

[@johncolgrove2397]

There's an actual condition called "Pika" where people are compelled to eat inanimate objects; I worked with a kid at a transition house who would eat the TV remote if you left it with him, I still have a hockey puck that he ate about a third of it, and I mean ate, not just chewed away.

[@ellaisplotting]

Oh Charlie definitely has rampant pica 😆

[@andrewscott7728]

Even if your TV remote was delicious you should know not to eat it because you need it as a remote.

[@lucage_7]

His constant denial of it is so goddamn hilarious especially since he doesn't even try to hide it

[@gta4everrr]

Watching these clips after watching the bloopers make you appreciate so much more. I can't imagine how hard these scenes must have been for them.

[@qy72hund]

I love that Charlie asks what's the difference between Tums and Chalk 🤣🤣🤣 Almost like he knows both are made of calcium carbonate

[@kyleharner3437]

You forgot when he was poisoned by his constituents (aka ate blood tablets)

[@adamcammack3534]

It takes Charlies eating habits to make Mac and Dennis seem rational

[@cliffbryant726]

Mac’s reaction to Charlie drinking paint and seeing it on his tongue 😭😭💀💀

[@macroglossumstellatarum3068]

Charlie’s got that OG goat stomach. When the nuclear fallout hits, my man’s gonna be the next step of human evolution gaining nutrients from unexpected sources

[@LiaFloreani]

the delivery of "BEAK!" never fails to kill me

[@hannah.montana2194]

my guy would survive the apocalypse along with the cockroaches

[@scream1996]

the fact that charlie eats stickers all the time but still thinks they taste gross

[@WorthiestDavid]

0:51 is amazing! I love his honesty about who he is and how he works. I’d be blown away if someone said that stuff to me during an interview. In a good way, that’s funny.

[@natisfreezing]

The dedication you have to make these vids. thank for the enjoyable content. I think its so clean you could eat out of these clips

[@gorbochevy]

"here come the cherries" charlie is so used to vomiting blood that he has a term for it

[@Jurf1991]

This compilation is hilarious 😂 Watched it way too many times and still can‘t get enough of it. Thanks for your work kind stranger.

[@jansenart0]

7:20 Charlie's like a goddamn honey badger when one almost loses a fight to a cobra.

[@JohanKylander]

Charlie don't care, Charlie don't give a shit.

[@bubblegrunge04]

Charlie’s gotta have an insane immune system

[@CoryAnn666]

He's that weird kid in kindergarten that ate paste, glue, crayons, erasers, chalk & never gotten sick

[@jansenart0]

Some day, it'll be revealed to us that it was CHARLIE who was the dog the entire time.

[@X09WARockX09]

You guys mind if go smoke some PCP in the bathroom?

[@streetshow4]

One of my favorite portions is that diner part with dee and Charlie. I'm glad you left in the part where he blurts out beak mistakenly.

[@TheElcollin]

i like how the poop doctor knows the difference between wolf hair and regular dog's hair without hesitation. it Says so much about his character that im sure they weren't going for but is now headcanon

[@GarredHATES]

I don’t think Charlie consumes for the taste but the feelings and experiences it offers

[@phogol]

It's called Pica and its a real health issue. From my understanding it's exactly like what you said.

[@jefftaargus6672]

I ate all the pizza...and drank all the beer

[@shylar763]

I love how Frank sometimes joins in on Charlie's weird eating habits

[@sophiemckee5396]

your channel is my favorite thing ever

[@bl8388]

Haha. Charlie drinking straight from the paint can at the end. What a slob. Not even poring it into a solo cup.

[@kaylinparker5421]

you forgot in season 11 episode 3 "the gang hits the slopes" when dennis, frank and charlie are looking at a model of the slopes, charlie eats a plastic tree cause he thought the model was a candy model

[@stopmotionproduction520]

The chalk comparison to the tums surprisingly holds similarities as the chemical compound of tums is very close to that of chalk. Chalk can even be used as an agent to help stomach pain.

[@Countdownsmiles]

Lol the stool examination is the funniest. "Inconclusive" lmao

[@yellowblanka6058]

I love how you can see they're barely holding it together during the whole "Fight Milk" segment, hahaha.

[@nodeloliver6201]

Charlie is that kid who ate crayons and drank glue as a full grown man.

[@JackLCII]

I can’t wait to watch this KZbin video again in 10 years

[@RobZoid1]

I always thought that milk steak was something that Charlie made as a kid, just grab a piece of meat put it in a frying pan and fill it with milk, it's fucking gross but he was so proud of his creation that became his favorite food.

[@coolcoconuts4453]

I love the idea that the majority of Charlie's caloric substiance comes from a nightly consumption of beer and cat food

[@marumisu9560]

The paint is the best one. They should have just stuck with that. They should have dug deeper too and have things he secretly doesn't want people to know he eats.

[@Inic]

4:33 I don't know what it is but the way Charlie moves his arms is hilarious 9:22 just pure glee from eating sunblock

[@terryflopycow2231]

With their fight milk advert, how much more earnest can you get than them literally showing the way they make it. It is entirely on the consumer for the consequences

[@knutini]

After cat food, urinal cakes, alley almonds, radiator meat, cheese lollipop, etc., milk steak sounds pretty damn good.

[@lovesosaJDPON]

“There is so much wolf hair in our apartment right now” “But why are you eating it?!”

[@LedosKell]

"Both of you are eating wolf?" "HAVE YOU TRIED IT BEFORE?!" Must be some good wolf.

[@DemonicAdj]

I can't help but make the connection to Wolf Cola.

[@jordangrose698]

One of my all time favorite tv characters what a legend

[@7eewilsmi127]

i like how mac is content with the rum worms as soon as he learns you dont need to eat them for the rum

[@IanBiggerstaff]

"I ate a baby toad once.. I'm not proud of it. It just kinda happened" might be my fav quote from the entire show lmfap

[@XepicgoldfishX]

This is the Borko of its always sunny, top work.

[@theflanman1986]

Borko never had the makings of a varsity KZbinr…

[@LucyLouuuuu]

i can totally understand the exclusion of rat moment, still a great vid (as always)

[@wades9327]

At least he doesn't eat dragon, being more of a common man.

[@mariusfacktor3597]

0:37 Chalk is 99% calcium carbonate so it will ease heartburn just like a Tums would.

[@nocash7550]

I ate a moth once. Not a little one, mind. She were big enough to crunch. I recall the dust, the sensation of bristly insect legs moving on my tongue. Her wings were like beautifully colored paper. She seemed to be full of this strangely bland-tasting milk...? I don't know why I'm like this.

[@bellzebub9863]

At the point I feel like Bonnie FOUND Charlie in a dumpster and kept him 😂 dudes definitely feral with his love of biting lol

[@realleon2328]

nah bruh other way around, charlie ran away to the dumpster so he wouldn't have to listen to a bunch of dudes banging his mom all the time

[@kevinmorrice]

0:48 chalk is mostly Calcium Carbonate so it does in fact settle your stomach, it neutralises stomach acid and is great for heart burn

[@tombirmingham7033]

milk steak is a thing, it's the best description of chicken fried steak with that weird white gravy on it you can give if you don't know the name of it.

[@Hatechabro]

Love seeing the different lenses through filming over the years! Let’s you know how good this show is, thriving for 10+ years

[@mattharrelson7462]

What restaurant has chicken beaks on hand to begin with? 5:37

[@cosmobane6995]

I often come by to watch some Charlie compilations to feel better about myself.

[@fdr100100]

it would have been funnier if later in the episode we see charlie snacking on a bag of erasers

[@danwilkinson3884]

Dennis's face when he says "Charlie! Don't eat chalk!" Both furious and upset 😂

[@JustinH95]

yo turtle dream these videos are awesome. so many new people probably gonna be introduced to the series cuz of these.

[@hannah.montana2194]

i never noticed Mac's reaction to the alcohol worms! like ah yes makes sense

[@richardrussell4065]

Charlie is a wild animal, a stray taken in by psychotics

[@Corrupted-file]

Perfect description of this show. 🤘🏼