Men Being Confused About The Female Anatomy - REACTION

[@notjebbush]

Why are the nurses making the gynecologist coffee or tea in the first place? Nurses aren't doctors' assistants, they have their own complex job to worry about.

[@edwardhisse2687]

The only way that guy is to lie youre bleeding all year long

[@ugaladh]

I assume this is due to his religion rather than lack of medical knowledge.

[@M_IAWIA]

@@ugaladh if your religion makes you think women at any point are "unpure" you really shouldn't be a gynecologist

[@Uruk02]

@@edwardhisse2687 they're the sidekick of the doctors

[@radhiadeedou8286]

I wonder what happens in his house when his wife is unpure, she probably pretends to be on her period 29 days out of a month

[@saibogu002love]

Someone should explain to them that shoving the key in every lock you find and breaking or jamming everything doesn't count as "opening the lock"

[@DanaCole]

😂😂😂😂

[@missbunni6604]

Amen to that sister 🤣

[@tiffanyblack7856]

Underrated comment ⬆️

[@Tyveksuit]

Yeah, a truly successful opening of a lock takes some finesse.

[@LoryBelle]

@Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha actually, no. That’s not how vaginas work.

[@campbellsoup93]

A deer that's been shot 20 times and still is alive is an immortal deer. That's WAAAY more valuable than any hunter regardless of how many animals they've killed.

[@xXOFrannieOXx]

lol

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

It's probably the incarnation of a nature spirit or something. It could be waiting for the protagonist to show up so they can go on the quest.

[@Yougaljuboja]

Best comment ever ! 😂

[@Athena124]

Makes sense to me :-)

[@SingingSealRiana]

Well, that indeed sounds like women persevering no matter how often they have to deal with guys taking a shot again and again. . .

[@Kitty_Lola86]

Men: "The more guys a girl sleeps with, the lower her value" What women hear: "I'm terrible in bed and the more men you've slept with, the more likely you are to realize it" *Waits for angry males responses to appear below*

[@EchoedShores]

It's been seven months, only one response, mine. Because you are correct and those who know that have decided not to reply.

[@jahnavirainlover]

Lol yesss! XD

[@tommoore2012]

… uh, no

[@Kitty_Lola86]

@@tommoore2012 whatever you gotta tell yourself to sleep at night, pumpkin 😋

[@tommoore2012]

@@Kitty_Lola86 Care to make that bet?

[@cypherian2]

As a kid, I used to think being able read people's minds would be a cool super power to have... Then Social Media was invented... Now I'm over it!

[@XxXShevampXxX]

@Mr Karen friends only?

[@taoist32]

@Mr Karen What is friends only? An app?

[@eccentricDuelist]

@@taoist32 it's a Facebook setting so you only see posts from friends

[@PrincessAfrica3]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lenkasachova2158]

Omg you hit the nail on the head 🤣👏

[@Blue8Angel6]

A person who goes through a lot of cars is just a bad driver

[@CharlotteDobre]

🤣🤣🤣

[@edwardhisse2687]

This one wins internet🙌

[@JareddarArt]

A person who goes through a lot of cars is not necessarily a bad drive, he just sucks at choosing a good car.

[@kathyburton4372]

@@JareddarArtr/whoosh 🤦‍♀️

[@xXOFrannieOXx]

A person trying different flavors of icecream just likes to find out what flavor is the best :D

[@dishamhatre01]

On today’s episode of “WHAT OBJECT ARE WE” , we’re cars, locks and deer

[@TheSexyMadHatter]

Don't forget the keyhole! HAHA

[@carab7692]

Dont forget a lock!

[@dishamhatre01]

@@carab7692 I meant locks but wrote logs instead sorry😭

[@lavender1653]

Its embarrassing 😭

[@krk6216]

Guys who make these analogies don’t even need birth control because women already aren’t touching them

[@realalldway-raw4996]

When I was 19 working at a fastfood chain, one of my female co-worker ran to me and asked me to cover her for an hour because she needed to go home because her period happened to come at that moment and didn't bring sanitary pads. She said she will be back and try to see if she can even buy one from a nearest store. One of my Male co-worker happened to eavesdrop and out of nowhere said.... "Why don't you just hold it till the end of your shift?" My co-worker and I just looked at each other and said, "are you crazy!". "Do you even know how this works!" We both exclaimed. "Boy! get outta here.... Stop listening to other people's conversation!" So yes... Men are oblivious about this for sure.

[@Someone345y]

That's embarrassing

[@elyalvarz]

@laxmantiwari3208dude, I’ve seen you commenting around the same question. I’ll pretend you’re genuinely confused so… no. That’s not how periods work. Think of them as hemorrhages from the uterus. The blood is caused by a small injury and the cramps are also caused by it. There’s no controlling it or holding it back.

[@jennleighton3209]

Lol this must've happened in a wealthy area cuz most of us know to just use toilet paper/ paper towels in emergencies. I've done that for entire periods when I couldn't afford pads/ tampons :P

[@wolffriendinus]

I was at a concert when mine started a week early. I ran into the bathroom and just shouted "anyone have an extra tampon?" A lady came up and gave me not only a tampon, but also a couple wet wipes for easier cleaning. Ladies be looking out for each other 😊

[@darthrevan1712]

I grew up with almost all women in my family and all of my friends throughout my life have mostly been women, so I have always understood it all, or at least most of it. But, when my gf and I got married after 7 years, she was still surprised how much I knew and that I was not grossed out by any of it hahaha. Some guys just understand how it works, sadly though, most never learn until they're married or living with a girl, and some refuse to learn even then.

[@anafreitas1646]

I feel like they are saying they have no self control whatsoever and no intention of developing one. Don't they realize they are acknowledging the weakness of their character? Cherry on top - 'we really want this to be your fault'

[@valkyriempress8224]

I was literally just thinking this. There’s no move to push self control onto men and boys about women’s bodies. 100% a weakness

[@joeyzieman2826]

mhm! I'm a guy, but the thing with it is, I don't understand the guys that don't have self control over it? Like okay, its a body part, move on with your day? Like its not so hard for them to understand. See I'm attracted to women, but that doesn't make me always want to stare at them and cause a problem. If something happens that is either accidental or purposeful, I might mention something to them on the side just so they were aware in case if was accidental, but otherwise I'll keep going with my business and support in any way that I can! It's absolutely ridiculous why some guys can't get their problems together and blame women. Like your eyes were there for you to LOOK AWAY.

[@munkeefinkelbeen5395]

@@joeyzieman2826 at worst, it should be a 1 to 2-second glance with a mental "those are nice..." then on about your day. For heaven's sake, if you really do like them THAT much, ask the girl out and see if there's more about her that you like 😉 fair point, sir

[@BionicBee_]

Men: "do we think women don't wear bras because they're uncomfortable? Nah, it's gotta be because they want to hypnotize us with their mommy milkers."

[@terrorizer5262]

yeah not because they can dig into your skin if you wear them too long but because they trying to capture us and devour our souls

[@Carriesue1982]

Underwire is SO uncomfortable but sports bras are comfy lol.. I have to wear them because big boobs, they ache if they’re free too long 😆

[@Crow_screams_at_children]

Yea but whats anoying is when you have to charge them or their powers don't work

[@DamiesEvilTwin]

it's also complete misinfo to say that going without a bra is bad for you or is what causes back problems if you have larger boobs. like the latter happens pretty much regardless. there's not a definitive answer on whether bras do or don't help.

[@M_IAWIA]

@@DamiesEvilTwin but they do make it a lot more comfortable running up stairs

[@BiscuitsMom917]

I'm a nurse and have NEVER made a Dr. a coffee. They wouldn't dare ask.

[@markedwards3647]

I do recall, decades ago, a pompous surgeon ordered a circ nurse to make him coffee. She did, and delivered hot coffee at high velocity into his face. The rest of the team grabbed him and slammed him into the wall. Yeah, she left OR, and the rest of the team reported him just verrbally abusing her and approaching her unprovoked with clenched fists. This was a POG who frequently threw used instruments at team members. Unfortunately, it never occurred to us to hunt him.

[@rowenkylee5627]

I only offer coffee to doctors I like. Besides I take care of their kids. They must be nice to me. I'm curious, why wouldn't they dare ask you?

[@bethc9242]

@@rowenkylee5627 because we aren’t their handmaidens

[@annabees]

Relevant point XD

[@rowenkylee5627]

@@bethc9242 Of course. I assumed this is what you meant but was curious if you did something extra to make them fear you. New tips is always welcome. Do note I said offer coffee, never go and get coffee. We have a coffee maker that's on often with fresh coffee. The doctors I like I allow to use it. The other nurses don't mind since I'm the one that keeps it running with fresh coffee.

[@longskinnybread4684]

My brother said that I was using too many pads, I was confused obviously. I do have a heavy flow but I didn’t think I was using too many. And couple weeks later, when I got my period again, my brother asked me to go swimming. I was dying on the inside and I didn’t want to dye the pool red, so I told him no, and that I was on my period. The next day, he asked me to swim again, which I said no because I was still bleeding, to which he said “OMG STILL?? ISNT THAT BAD??” Turns out he thought periods only lasted one day

[@idontwannabemeanymore]

wait i thought u could go swimming when u had ur period...except when u get out u need to keep a towel or something by ur side lol

[@ashitakedia5814]

I wish they only lasted a day😭

[@eli-chan4159]

Oh if only...

[@ButterflyScarlet]

My brother said the same thing to me once, but we were both teenagers so it's less egregious. He saw me double-padding (the supermarket didn't have my usual thicker brand) and got bizarrely mad at me. I still don't know tf why

[@Brin-en8bl]

I have an extremely light flow and my periods usually last 1-3 days with zero cramping.

[@mirrorror]

talking about "it's respectful for a guy to have a high body count" but shaming women who have high body count.... is this like secretly a gay confession

[@squizzy9959]

You would be surprised how many dude bros are straight up gay

[@AuntLoopy123]

Man: I have a high body count, but women shouldn't have a high body count. They should reserve themselves for one man, only. Woman: Sooo, are you coming out as gay? Man: What?! NOOOO! (Insert homosexual slur-fest here). Why would you think that? Woman: Well, you're talking about having lots of sexual partners, but saying that women should only have one sexual partner, so since it's half of the population doing one thing and half the population doing the other thing, mathematically speaking, the only option for you to "have a high body count," is to have all that sex with men, right? Man: Of course not! I have sex with women. It's just that they're whores. No respectable woman would have sex with anyone but her husband, so the women I have sex with are all whores. Woman: So, you're saying no respectable woman would have sex with you, and the only way you can get a woman to have sex with you is to pay for it? Man: What?! NOOOOOO! I don't PAY for sex! Woman: You literally just said that the only women you have sex with are whores. Whores charge for sex. They are sex workers. That's what they do. Man: I would NEVER lower myself to PAY for sex. They're UNCLEAN! You'll get a disease! I'm CLEAN! Woman: So, I guess that leaves imaginary friends, then. Man: What?! NOOOOOO! My sex life is TOTALLY REAL! Woman: Blow up dolls and sexbot real? Man: What?! NOOOOOOOO!

[@ardenicc]

The problem with high body counts for both men and women come in forming long-lasting relationships and actually enjoying sex with that one person. It's inherently worse for women though due to the para bonding factor(haven't confirmed that). It's harder to connect emotionally. So I think it's best to have experience with sex but not with a lot of people. Anyway it's a double standard so it is what it is

[@SuperCrawesome]

Yeah that comment about how "keys" are better than "locks" was a little sus 😂

[@TheNicolevertone]

You notice how all of the arguments against women wearing no bras boils down to men admitting that they have never been taught to deal with, control, or take any responsibility for their own urges?

[@playmary123]

this.

[@Abbyravenclaw92]

They can't control their thoughts just like we can't control our periods, come on 🤣

[@2007animegirl]

Yeaaah, there's that. Also it really erks me that men and women are held to different standards. Like if a guy sleeps with a bunch of women he's considered "the man" but if a woman sleeps with a lot of guys she's labeled "a whore". I'm also surprised on just how many men don't know that women pee out of one hole and have our periods from another, and I have some more news for you guys, we also poop out of a third hole! ^_^ haha.

[@alicerenard4350]

exactly, sometimes I wonder how they made it through high school and college with all these women with around them if they are that distracted by them

[@GoddessOfThree]

@@Abbyravenclaw92 But they sure can control how they react to those thoughts :P I have OCD, believe me I know what intrusive/distracting thoughts feel like... I just deal with it lol

[@smalltowngirl78]

Imagine being a car that doesn't want a driver who's crashed 30 cars in the last five years...

[@notyounoo5812]

Good one

[@mosellewonttell7780]

🤣🤣 they want a brand new one so it won't know how sh*tty he actually is at maneuvering the stick shift. No other driver to compare with. They want to be cavemen but too chickensh!t to compete.

[@aprilfox9205]

You're a f*cking boss...😝✌

[@rosebrown4793]

And couldn't get any of the 30 started 😭😭

[@doctordolldesigns4009]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@selkie2373]

I sometimes wish there was like a “Be a woman for a month” type of camp, like a summer camp, for guys to go and physically experience what its like to be a woman. Like shaving your whole body like 2-3(or more) times a week, wearing a painful bra with like 15-pound weights on their chest 24/7, using one of those “period pain” device things for a whole week 24/7... Gosh, what else? There’s so much. I mean there is the stereotypical stuff like spending a hour on your hair and makeup and wearing a dress with like 5-inch heels, but not all women do that stuff including the shaving and wearing bras amongst other things. And of course there is the comments that people (usually men) make about every little aspect about you. But idk I just think it would be really funny, they'd probably whine like little babies the whole time 😂, and hopefully they would learn some stuff so they can be more respectful. (ps, I know some guy would probably try and flip this whole thing to be the other way around but ohh well...)

[@chelidonwanderer4145]

In this camp we could have a bunch of women dressed up very attractively catcalling them, saying all the nasty thing that they usually say. I would want to see their reaction after experiencing it for a week.

[@PlomostriumGrastipulum]

Or have a camp where women have to go to experience being legally separated from their babies and being forced to pay for them and the husband for 18+ years. Lock them in a small room if they fail to make payments. Then have everyone laugh at and belittle them if they complain about the situation.

[@SALshaNoma]

I have seen some internet guys do something like that before. They couldn't handle the period pain. I think they should also have to dress up sexy and then be sexually harassed (doesn't have to be physical) just so they can see what that is like.

[@SALshaNoma]

@@PlomostriumGrastipulum oh look we found the man baby! You do realize not all women get custody of children right? I doubt it though.

[@SingingSealRiana]

Getting catcalled and harrased, getting told all the time, they can't be good at something because of their gender. Getting told they can not know what they want and let others decide for them. . . Wearing make up, high heels all day, doing their nails, get shamed if they eat in an undignified way, get unsolicited advice on how to get skinner,. . . .

[@OutOfYourVulcanMind]

Actually, I'd be more impressed with a deer that can survive being shot 20 times. Dumb analogy.

[@AnnekeOosterink]

That, and I would assume men don't usually kill the women they have had sex with.

[@fexbio]

Also, he implied having sex with him is akin to being shot. Not exactly enticing.

[@jessmueller8300]

I often go braless. I'm braless right now. My husband is also braless & his boobs are bigger than mine... Sorry to be so explicit. I hope everyone manages to control themselves reading this 🙄 😏

[@SilenceYouBeast]

I’ve been braless pretty much for the whole pandemic - I have no plans to change. FEAR THE NIPPLES! 😂😂

[@samiajahan2032]

Entered to my teenage 8 years ago only wore bra when I was going out somewhere. I love the feel of freedom it gives me 😄

[@curvalisiouscurves5579]

Braless is life👁️👄👁️ but I don't like it when my fellow women do it in public cause they don't have watermelons like me and just flashing their lightbulbs in people eyes cause they have little apples and pears but ya....

[@Ernarox]

I'm braless most days. I dont have perfect perky breasts (fml) so if I'm stepping out i usually wear like a sports bra. bras in general constantly would cause me discomfort so I'd avoid them as much as possible. idk I wish I could just always be braless 🤣 the freedom is nice...

[@sydneyparsons5365]

My question is: Why do men think it's such an impossible feat to undo your bra and slip it down your shirt sleeve -.- IT AIN'T THAT HARD

[@sarahk1609]

Boy, if you compare women to cars, I can *promise* you you’ll never get a ride.

[@toprap88]

I do, its not a problem, Men dont want masculine women anyway. If you gets offended by it just tells me what you are, Feminime women will just laugh at this. its not comparing, its the same principle, No one wants chick thats been used 20times cause its BROKEN

[@Someone345y]

Poor one

[@larrylover1989]

"i dont want a car with alot of miles " WE DONT WANT AN INEXPERIENCED DRIVER

[@rachelhignett9473]

We don't want a seasoned driver who's developed a ton of bad habits, think they rule the road and don't give a fuck about anyone else

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@rachelhignett9473 so you want a bad driver...who runs stop signs and has enough tickets to make a fucking tree cry?

[@delilahbelle2125]

I don't want to be compared to a car

[@handley2645mh]

When my husband and I were planning our wedding, we settled April 21st as the date. A couple weeks later he asked if maybe I wanted to change the date. I asked why. He said, "Won't you be on your period then?" I said, "No. What gave you that idea?" He said, "Well, that is one of the dates they circle in that Tampon commercial." I laughed so hard!! Then I explained to him how a woman's periods are not determined TV advertizing.

[@cl8wnm5n]

🤣

[@toprap88]

But how would we know? I dont ask my wife or friends about this cause men simply dont care about it, its the same with mens mental health most women have no idea how rough it is for many men. I dont think I got a single friend who know how periods works

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@toprap88 uhhh they should. It's common education and always should be. Both men and women should learn about it...since men do get a form of a "period" which is changes In testosterone levels.

[@SALshaNoma]

Lol that's sweet. For me though my periods would always show up on vacations because I was no longer stressed. The worst was getting it the first day of a cruise and I had no idea it was going to happen. All my stuff was on the boat and it took a couple hours before I could get on.

[@vicmorgana5516]

@@toprap88 You all should know how it works. It shouldn't be up to your partners to educate you when you make incorrect assumptions about how periods work. I don't understand men's aversion to understanding periods, it isn't gonna bite you. Men's lack of understanding about periods and their effects on women is how you all end up infuriating us, and then you're whining about not knowing.

[@catwoman1263]

A guy that excuses himself about sleeping with a bunch of different girls has no right to be demanding a 'new' model when he's ready to settle down.

[@franl155]

There's a 1965 song on the subject: Lightning Strikes by Lou Christie: he wants to play the field but expects "his girl" to sit at home and wait for him. Google "lightning strikes lou christie lyrics" - I did try putting the link in but it's about half a mile long.

[@sandraaustin1282]

Like the one talking about the keys and locks. A key that doesn't fit in any lock correctly is useless.

[@nitr0gen949]

@@sandraaustin1282 that implies, man dont want women who sleep around, while woman do want man to have experience. Both are different and want different things.

[@jamisojo]

Nobody can "demand" a new model. But if you are an attractive person you can probably get whatever you want. That's just life.

[@prunelicious7437]

@@nitr0gen949 I don't want him to have "exerience" though and i know none of my female friends want their future husband to have a lot of exes or hook-ups. I think it's a rather false idea that I see spreading a lot (maybe from movies?) Cuz we literally have the same repulsion as you about it, it's not attractive at all.

[@Leelz247]

"Her value as a woman and wife go down she will let anyone in." Oh not "anyone." Not you, for example.

[@munkeefinkelbeen5395]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mosellewonttell7780]

🤣👏👏 Right?? It's never one of the chosen ones that say that. It's always the ones that got intentionally left out.

[@sarahursic1151]

"Her value might go down but it will never be as bad as yours from the get go . "

[@jacquelynroe9036]

As I former high school biology teacher, this hits me several levels 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@amandablythe6515]

He's not comparing women to deer. He's equating women with prey. Fantastic example of how waaay too many men think

[@jomama9075]

There are too many men who think a women's primary function is to provide the world with men. We are only instruments in their mind.

[@joeyzieman2826]

This is actually ridiculous and I agree. Like okay, I'm a guy right. How does someone compare women to prey? Like some guys will always talk about "oh its so easy to get with a girl", but how many have they actually been with? Probably got rejected from all as that doesn't fit well with anyone. Hopefully the guys who do this learn and change their ways as it is not the way to go about treating women!

[@azuchiprincess666]

Also he's equating women having sex to being shot/killed? Like wtf you high on bruh?

[@youknownothingjohnsnow7475]

@@azuchiprincess666 that's the thing. they see sex as something humiliating for the woman, but a victory for a man. In their mind, its perfectly reasonable that they want a "good" woman that wasn't "used" many times. They are the ones who want to "use" her. That logic has many obvious fallacies, but they do their best to ignore them.

[@corvuscorone7735]

Exactly! Also, the anaology of haveing sex with a woman equals "killing the prey"... Dude. That is several levels of effed up!

[@apocalypstic]

I'm 30 and I still wonder why my breasts hurt, why I'm so emotional, why my poops weird and then I get my period and I'm like, "Oh. That's why." Every. Month.

[@bagginssupercat]

43 and same...

[@churchfamilyvb]

Period poops are the worst!!!!

[@meisjeViv]

Same, and since I got a hormone spiral, I don't actually bleed, but the cycle is still there so I do get some of the 'side effects'... so that makes it even more confusing

[@boogiebear3095]

40 and yeah

[@boogiebear3095]

@@churchfamilyvb painful and gross 😭

[@muschiemom]

Just because a key fits, doesn't mean it's opening the door.

[@homesteadgamer1257]

And just because it can slide in doesn't mean it actually fits.

[@rebenaq4506]

And just because it is frantically wriggled, doesn't mean it will release

[@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife]

y'all ladies are making such good points!

[@monkeyspice2010]

Does anyone want my key? I don't want it anymore. I'd rather have a lock. I will trade someone lmk!

[@joeyzieman2826]

THIS. Okay I'm a guy, I don't fully and won't ever fully understand what women go through, but I can try to understand and this comment is perfect. Some guys don't get the point of "if you have the possibility to do something, doesn't mean you should always do it" or something like that. Love your comment!

[@beth_m]

Reminds me of men who are mad at Taylor for having an average amount of exes while no one is talking about Leo dating and then breaking up with people after they get to age 25 😳

[@reniefuwa]

Yeah but, Leo didn't write and release songs about them. That's a little bit on Taylor for her doing that.

[@beth_m]

@@reniefuwa she’s written love songs and not just breakup ones, it’s not on her; she’s allowed to write about her feelings and no one talks about Leo but when she has barely any exes people harass her

[@tris5602]

If breasts are too distracting, afflicted men could always opt for staying home.

[@alexmack8834]

Forever.

[@markedwards3647]

Penalizing women for their breasts is slightly different in degree from the Taliban's practice of shooting grocers who display tomatoes because tomatoes remind them of female breasts or buttocks. It is marginally less barbaric what some US men do.

[@misslawless6021]

Yeah why should i change my life for your problem? Stay home.

[@paul28177]

but when you've been brought up in a society where even women state that breasts should not be on display - then telling men to stay home because of this is just nonsense... as a gay man im not distracted by them BUT my mum, and my grandma, and my aunts, and my friends mothers, have all be like "women should not have their breasts on display." If men shouldnt be distracted by breasts, then why are they sexualised so much - and it's not just men that sexualise them, women do too. From what ive been told, breasts are quite a turn on and often used during sex - and from what ive seen, a lot of people will buy bras to make them bigger to look good and to attract attention...and yes, get men to look because it makes them feel good. not all women want them sexualised or use them in such away... but film, media, fashion etc all sexualise the breast in one way or another... similarly with the butt... and also a man's bulge. women could easily turn away or stay home when guys decide to pee into a drain or the side of a building -- unless you have an infection the urine is absolutely fine... should people just get used to seeing a cock out and stop sexualising it... afterall it's just used to pee and make babies right? if women want to feel comfortable taking out their tits, then women need to be on the same page... after all, men are just simple beings and pieces of meat to some. granted - in public, men and women really shouldnt be reliving sexual fantasies when a baby is attached to it

[@amazingly_bookish]

And wouldn't that be something 😍

[@seganaleqa]

I will always have respect for a male that has the guts to actually ask their female friends questions about anatomy (like the potty training one). It’s better to ask and learn, than to live in ignorance forever. It’s not really their fault that school didn’t teach them enough in that subject. It’s also better to learn from a female themselves than to learn from Google, too much false info out there. 😅

[@jaymartin8273]

I agree! At least that guy was brave enough and had the foresight to say to himself "I don't understand this, let me ask so-so and see if she can explain it" :=)

[@MossyStatue]

I have one friend who will do this and i will ask him questions and when we do this we remind ourselves its a ‘no judgment zone’ and another who will pretend to go deaf because he just finds it all weird, both men and women body parts and functions weird.

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

No, it's a bit weird asking your female friends stuff like that. If I had a female friend asking about my dick or something, I'd be rethinking the friendship in short order.

[@MossyStatue]

@@the_once-and-future_king. to be fair he asked more questions than me cause im a whole lesbian who doesn'y care for that but i was curous about his hygyne cause i noticed it was diffrent.

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

@@MossyStatue Ah I get you.

[@toobatanveer8004]

Their "keys" are most likely rusted and cannot be used to open any locks at all...

[@rayluby6659]

😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 I have this key, I think it will open your lock, but really I’ll just put it in and you’ll never unlock but my key will bust and deflate so it’s not even always a key 😂😂😂😂

[@AmyDuan]

Their keys are small and limp, cant unlock anything

[@myak5754]

And smell like sewage, probably dropped theirs down a grate and somehow found it years later. 😂

[@stillhuntre55]

And they don''t seem to be putting together that in order for *them* to have all that sex, there are women they are supposedly having sex *with*. Gah - then again why am I talking about logic when "sex is fun so people do it" eludes these dolts? sigh.

[@taniskaborah5093]

Hahahaha😂😂

[@blahblahblah02]

I went to Germany recently, there I went to my first sauna with a friend. It was so refreshing how it was mixed gender and we were all completely nude (save for a towel between rooms). At first it was weird, but after a bit of walking it was nice. They were testing a new smell in one of the rooms and so it was full of people, men and women just chilling together with no free space chatting like we were having a casual dinner. Its culture that sexualizes our bodies, not our body parts.

[@jamisojo]

That is probably true. Still, it would be very hard to tell people in everyday life to get used two naked people around them.

[@gregf4416]

Agreed. American attitudes about sexuality and the human body are as primitive as any in the world.

[@talizorah]

That last section with the dudes who Just Can't Control Themselves!!1!! when they see braless boobies is downright terrifying. That's the type of mindset that leads to rapists going "well she asked for it because she wasn't wearing a bra." It's offensive to both women AND men, honestly. Why do so many men insist on perpetuating the idea that they're mindless animals who have no control over themselves?

[@franl155]

It's always easier for men to blame women than to take the trouble to learn self-control. "The woman made me do it!" is the classic rapist "defence".

[@epic7224]

Some men constantly stimulate themselves with things like porn and wonder why they can't look at women in any other way. Idk maybe because you only ever view women as sex? Ffs lol

[@BonesPK]

Willful Incompetence. I have family members who rely on this technique. If you continue to do it wrong ppl will stop asking and do it themselves. If they perpetuate that it's beyond their control ppl will continue to let them off the accountability hook.

[@ian1635]

Person 1: "She's on her monthly cycle." Person 2: "Monthly? That's not anything special! I go biking every day!"

[@DanaCole]

Har Harrr 😂😂

[@franl155]

There was a comedian who said that he learned at school that "menstrual cycles" were something only women had., and he thought, "Ah, a crossbar".

[@musclemommy438]

"I just don't want a car with a lot of miles" Maybe a girl doesn't want a guy with a lot of miles

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

No, only *women* are like cars, because....women have fan belts.

[@Tamara-ju3lh]

Right?

[@musclemommy438]

@@ShellyBellyBeans Amen sister!

[@EH23831]

Maybe a girl wants a guy who’s respectful and mature....

[@j.munday7913]

Using his analogy I'm a high performance vehicle and I demand only the best drivers. Being a whiney little puke like him would not impress 99% of women.

[@LauraWrites777]

2:50 A key that keeps going in different locks accumulates rust, which spreads to the locks it goes in.

[@thefrogwhoscreams]

Best comment yet

[@killer_queen-em5nl]

The last section of the video about women going braless should be titled: Men who think they should be able to control a woman's body, because they can't control themselves.

[@lucicahuette]

But how lesbians do to not be confused around braless women ??? And how do respectful men ??? How do cultures where women are top less ??? Omg 😱 (Haha)

[@Aurriel]

Or for short that section could be titled: orthodox religions...

[@konichiwaUT]

You hit the nail on the head 👏👏👏

[@fourteens2336]

Men wanna control women sexually, several ways: religious, slut shaming, straight out owning etc, simply because they realized they want women more than women want them. And then there are the men who have sex appeal, they have also sex with women and don't have as many complaints about them being all so wrong kind for not wanting ME and ME ONLY and having nipples and all.

[@peterkoller3761]

how would you react to a guy wearing spandex that show every detail of his dong, and then jiggling it in front of you? would you feel harrassed/annoyed/distracted? if so: get a grip on yourself and control yourself! just look the other way and ignore it!

[@richardvinsen2385]

Or he could just make his own coffee.

[@missbiancaleigh100]

Beat me to it! Why is a nurse making him coffee?

[@LiaHollenbeck]

Well men are helpless you know that Yes I’m quoting legally blonde

[@kathyburton4372]

@@missbiancaleigh100 because he’s a sexist jerk who thinks nurses are below him. if you want to get technical

[@suemetzger5302]

I think it could be a religious thing. Still sad

[@tianamariee6287]

@@suemetzger5302 I was gonna say the same thing, it may be a religious thing.

[@beeggym666]

I tried to be a guy with a good attitude towards menstruations. Guys who freak out, or have zero clue about it clearly weren't paying attention in health/development class. When I was dating, I would often text my significant other cheesy Hallmark cards to make them feel better. The only one I remember was something like, "Coffee's brewing, cups are clean. Muscle relaxers for my queen. Sorry if your uterus, has you feeling furious. I still love you, near or far. If you need me, I'm at the bar." Thanks for another awesome show, and I hope you have calm seas ahead, my werewolf, queen of potatoes!

[@makennatyles3596]

You sir, are a good man

[@missbunni6604]

My husband has never cared about my period or said anything ignorant about it either. He could seriously care less. Take out waste basket filled w/ liners that happen to unroll..doesn't care! Birthing our daughter..cool as cucumber just loved the seeing our baby come! I think only immature boys who've never had a serious long term or live w/ girlfriend would think this way.

[@beeggym666]

@@missbunni6604 sounds like a good man!

[@beeggym666]

@@makennatyles3596 working on it. Thank you

[@beeggym666]

@Mr Karen 4 older sisters??...my god man! I had 1 older, half sister and the stitches to prove it! Hopefully you had a better experience, (1 in 4, pretty good chance at least one of your sisters wanted to be a doctor, lol!) Please know I mean no disrespect to you or your family!

[@embrymilo5316]

My boyfriend legitimately thought (EVEN WHILE HAVING A SISTER AND MOTHER) that periods came exactly at the end of every month, with no variation or anything 😂 it cracked me up so hard. I wish it was that easy.

[@sethfreakinrollins9889]

"Humans are the most intelligent creatures." Aliens watching this video : Yeah... Uh... No.

[@18stile]

Any not self-absorbed human: well... Uh... no

[@smji5269]

Humans are the ones who declared themselves the smartest creatures, but also the same species who would be repulsed if one individual claimed they're the smartest of the human race. We clearly have issues.

[@munkeefinkelbeen5395]

As a hot-blooded, straight male, I can honestly say I've never had an issue with women going braless. No unwanted wood, and virtually no distraction. It's interesting to me that it's such an issue

[@dannythekingofchaosandkitt4892]

Absolutely agree.

[@jaybea365]

I am so failing to resist the urge to make a Jedi/Force joke in regards to breasts only effecting the weak-minded. Damnit! Women be Jedi man!

[@munkeefinkelbeen5395]

@@jaybea365 LOL!! Let it rip, dude. No judgment 😂

[@marshmallowsaremyrolemodel6406]

You have been approved as a member of the A Decent Human Being Society.

[@munkeefinkelbeen5395]

@@marshmallowsaremyrolemodel6406 woo! I accept this membership humbly. It is an honor. 😁

[@kaittzie]

i like how the braless ""discussion"" boiled down "its fine but I personally am a distractible child and should be catered to"

[@cat.b]

Exactly. No one wants to date a guy like that.

[@taramccormick4042]

lol right I go braless every day and no one says a word to me granted mine aren't huge where I need the support to avoid back issues but still you find the issues with the immature and weak willed plus do they really think they bounce and swing like they are hanging on a lose string or something they only noticeable move around if your really moving fast or something like running or jumping they really don't move around that much

[@Just1Nora]

Mine are very large and plague me with a lot of back and neck pain. I need to lose weight before I can get a reduction but once I do, sweet lord I'm NEVER GOING TO WEAR A BRA AGAIN! Oh, I also have fibromyalgia and myofascial pain syndrome so underwire bras cause spasms and sports bras irritate me like the elastic is embedded into my skin, yes its the correct size. But how childish of them that they can't see breasts without thinking about sex.

[@jormunganfan]

Yeah, I don't wear a bra anymore, sinply because they are so fucking uncomfortable. Men need to work on self control if that's such an issue for them 😹

[@lunamiddleton2662]

Bras are uncomfortable and in some cases unhealthy

[@luf2867]

As a woman I can tell when my period is due about 3-5 days before. Over the years you will learn how you feel and smell at different times of the month if you pay attention. These tell you what part of your cycle you are. For example you are a bit dryer down there the week after your period due to the drop in estrogen. The smell of your pee and smell of your vagina are different once the release of the egg at around day 14/ 2 weeks in, and then become stronger smelling about 4-5 days before your period/ 3rd week. There are other ways to tell, such as sore boobs a few days before and during the first day or two. It is a good idea to take note of your own body smells, pains ect over the month and learn the pattern. It helps you to not be caught off guard should your period come a week early or late. I know that even if I am not due the smell changes will let me know to pack some pads and tampons in my bag as my smell says it will be early by a few days. Side note: sorry if that was too graphic for some but I thought it may be helpful especially for younger women who's cycles have not yet settled or who are not regular. It would have been much easier and less occasions of being caught off guard in messy situations if I had actually been taught this rather than learning for myself.

[@animalfriend6413]

I could tell it first from my backaches, three days before the period. I'm so glad that this is over.

[@ginathecookie]

the guy about period chart apps: does he not know women used diaries, calenders and notes before apps were made? Was he also worried someone's gonna find those?

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

There are pieces of bone, hundreds of thousands of years old, with 28 notches on them. Pre historic women keeping track of their periods. Some anthropologists think we may have invented math this way ;)

[@ginathecookie]

@@Wednesdaywoe1975 hahaha, not surprised! But ty for the info!

[@sandraaustin1282]

I think he thought women were charting each others periods like it was a group app.

[@katharineoneill3892]

I would've loved an email when my period was coming as a kid, mine were irregular and often caught me off-guard. Having an email reminder would've been perfect :P.

[@whyamigae9666]

Bro yes, I have hella irregular periods, started in 2019, when it skipped for 6+ months. When I do get it I bleed for upwards of 2 weeks, there’s been times I’ve bled through a towel and knickers. I think I’ve even bled on my driving instructors car seat, I was wearing shorts. If I could get a text reminder, like my doctors saying I have a blood test tomorrow, about my period a week, three days and a day before hand, I’d happily subscribe to it.

[@peterkoller3761]

I wonder how an app would guess it right then, though. would love to know the algorithm with which it calculates irregular periods or even periods that usually come regularly but for some reason are delayed or early once in a while, like through sickness, stress or whatever.

[@kaliarchon]

@@peterkoller3761 It's more of an estimation due to the general time between them, and your personal cycle. Keeping track of it, you can open the app and see when you're normally expected to have it start. from that point, you can be prepared for it. If things are normally irregular, but you have an idea of how irregular it is, you can generally have an idea when you should start to be looking out for it. Mine are relatively normal, so I'm usually ready for it the week before since the actual start time isn't exactly on the predicted day. The biggest thing is keeping in mind that it's not intended to be exact, and is more for having an idea of when it's supposed to be. It's still better than trying to remember when it was last, and getting caught off guard when it comes out of nowhere or sometimes is a week early.

[@peterkoller3761]

@@kaliarchon the women I am close enough with that I would know have absolutely no problem with knowing when to be on the guard - from literally always on the guard cos it is so irregular, to them knowing the exact day a month ahead - the most amazing was my ex partner who not just claimed to feel her ovulation but had her period so regularly that she could tell you in advance the date when it would start (we used to plan our vacations according to that, cos she didn´t like to go swimming/diving during her period), and she knew it would happen some time during the late morning of that day. she was almost always on spot. some others, however, have extremely unpredictable periods, in particular during menopause, so I am sure the app would be completely useless to them. Point is: if it is regular, you know anyway (just like when rent is due ;) ) and a simple mark in your calender does the trick for you just like the app, and if it isn´t, so that you would need a hint, an app could just do a blind guess like yourself, I guess.

[@00jyjsarang]

So by their logic their "keys" must be all kinds of disgusting if they severely devalue a whole-ass person in a single encounter.

[@inesnathaliengoua]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg!! How do we get "unpure" and they stay pure. And they also get distracted by our body parts so we have to cover them...

[@charlenesearlesrod5]

We taught our 2 boys about woman's body n their "time of the month" so they aren't confused when they get older.......they even go to the store for our daughter if needed n buy her pads meds her favorite snack n drink take her comfy..... our boys are gonna be amazing hubbys/bfs 👏 😁😊🥰 teach them young ladies so they don't turn out like these guys lol

[@Squish_that_cat]

My mother taught me about women and it helped me become a better friend

[@tamarafisher1552]

When men make comments on women's bodies or sexuality they should be required to leave their full names and zip codes so that it's easier for women to know who to avoid.

[@amstreater]

Or rather than having women need to avoid people, those men could just stay at home for their own good since they're so fragile and can't handle the real world.

[@sarij3950]

If women only got their periods during the full moon, that would make having kids quite... problematic. Like, instead of period tracker, we'd have moon phase trackers lol.

[@sarij3950]

@UCdspxJKaarSX2WpH6YuxEpQ I use the app because it's a handy way to keep track of them. Periods are, after all, one of the ways a woman can tell something is wrong with their health. Also, I don't want to wear a pad for several days just in case I get my period. And yes, I have other ways to keep track of them, but since I have a smartphone, why wouldn't I use it for that, too? Edited to add: Someone removed their snarky comment.

[@toomanyopinions8353]

Since when do you have to use a tracker to track the phases of the moon ?? LOOK AT THE SKY

[@sarij3950]

@@toomanyopinions8353 Apologies if sarcasm doesn't work for you.

[@WayToVibe]

@@toomanyopinions8353 Heavily overcast areas of the country (the Pacific Northwest) may only show you the moon once or twice a month during the rainy season. If you really cared to know what the exact phase is then it helps to have a tracker which can tell you down to the minute what phase the moon is entering into.

[@WayToVibe]

Moon trackers exist for those of us who are Pagan and keep track of various phases for use in our religious rites. There are some great themed ones, as well as some very plain ones, just in case someone else uses your phone on the regular and you're still in the broom closet.

[@milublahaa]

An old boyfriend of mine was shocked when I had my period in the beginning of our relationship...because it wasn't in the end of the month! He thought women all over the world had their period at the same time, literally in the end of the month, like July 26-31 or something.

[@sannak.2063]

OMG how can anyone be this stupid??? 😂

[@golden_leader9227]

I can definitely see why he's an ex. Good riddance.

[@denim2132]

That story can be an opener if you ever want to become a comedian 😂

[@Rose-hh7mk]

Fun fact! They actually did a study on the full moon/period thing and 23% of the participants had their period occur during a full or new moon on average. So if anything, it's actually MORE likely that you'd get your period when it's NOT a full/new moon.

[@boogermaiden]

We're synced to the lunar cycle tbh. Hehe

[@Chuckf66]

I'd kill to witness Charlotte being allowed to respond to these without censorship!

[@LittleDevilSings]

Of course we don't get emails about our bodies, we get "fe-mails"

[@daniipieper2486]

underrated comment :D :D :D

[@Evie_Frye1995]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@SuperKrock5]

Didn’t know people were so against Period apps. You know what we did before that? We had to count the weeks and write it down. On a wall calendar. Also, men blaming women because it’s so hard to control themselves. 👎

[@GirlyCoffee]

Exactly...and they are great for planning....who wants to book a cruise in the future with out the knowledge of when your period is going to be during that time....or when your Dr. always asks you about it your timeline of periods and all you have to do is boot up the app. lol.

[@KestralWolfe]

And it's not as if the months are the same length, and not every woman has a steady 28 day cycle. Heck, I don't. I never know when that sucker's gonna come, but a period tracker sure does let me know when it's likely!

[@MrPiruletas]

And even if you are aware of what part of the cycle are you in, it is imposible to remember past cycles forever unless you write it somewhere

[@sofiaparolini2982]

@@GirlyCoffee and not just that! A few years ago I was having a very buisy and difficult time and didn’t pay real attention to my period except putting the first day in the app, after a while it informed me that my period was being extremely short… if it wasn’t for the app I wouldn’t have thought about going to the gynecologist

[@coolhorselover234]

When you have PCOS it is even more essential to keep track of your periods. Is what the doctor prescribed working? Well let's check. Oh no I missed 2 cycles, and that means I should schedule an appointment. I don't look forward to any consequences from missing cycles when I start again.

[@toosmalltoignore]

As someone who has gone braless for over 5 years now i found that whole thread hilarious. I started because i had back issues and found braless felt better. Now i cant stand them. If i feel the need for "extra coverage" i just wear a shirt underneath. Which is happening more and more because cloth is becoming sheer now however thats a different rant. I do get looks but ive learned to ignore them. And honestly ive learned if i dont make a deal of most people get over it quickly. The rest can well.. i dont care what they do as long as they do it somewhere else.

[@davidroddick91]

Surprisingly, male nipples and female nipples are the same. Men even have mammary glands, but theirs are not developed during puberty (and obviously, during pregnancy) as a woman's are. But with certain hormone injections, men can even breastfeed, though that kind of development is quite rare.

[@j.munday7913]

I was explaining that to my teenage sons and they were amazed. They really did think their nipples were just the outer part you can see.

[@christafranken9170]

Men can actually lactate naturally (even when only talking about their sex, not their gender), although that would be a reason to see a doctor

[@lisaty5937]

Very true. Many men are also unaware of the fact that they can get breast cancer.

[@cat.b]

That is not surprising at all.

[@greenpiersystem]

I did hear of one man who basically "stress-evolved" after his wife died suddenly just a few days after their baby was born. It was an incredibly rare and unique occurrence, but basically he took on the stress somehow of his wife passing and over the course of a few weeks, without any hormone injections, he was able to breastfeed his baby. This makes me think this might be why men still have these parts, even if this is an incredibly rare occurrence today.

[@avevee9708]

Im concerned about how few men don’t have control over their thoughts. “See braless woman. Brain melt”

[@darth-imperius]

Wish it melted all the way so as to leave them dead. Such brainless idiots should not be alive.

[@oreokitty333]

I'm a lady who's into other ladies. I can control myself but something tells me they'd say "oH wElL wOmEn'S mInDs ArE dIfFeReNt"

[@kissit012]

It’s why they try so hard to control us

[@peterkoller3761]

says a woman who probably has no control over her periodic mood swings? ;)

[@steph0711]

For real though...they're talking like it takes everything in them to not jump on anyone they find even a little bit attractive. That's really a problem

[@jojomart]

Some men, literally, shouldn't be walking among us.

[@mmmyrne]

Some of the men's answers are sooooo funny though. My husband will literally lie next to me in bed while I'm not wearing any clothes (🤯 too many information? Too bad, I just don't like wearing any clothes in bed) and he can still focus on his book or his phone without wanting to jump me all the time. 😂

[@teddybear-cb3kc]

I don’t understand why some men are hung up on women’s numbers hell just be happy she’s with you now.

[@edwardhisse2687]

Actually thats why. For a insecure manipulatife freak woman that doesn't have experience with relationships is less likely to reconginse somethings wrong.

[@AimeeAimee444]

Can you imagine if we put the same standard on men? It would be terrifying discovering where they’ve put their privates. (fixed my typo) 🤭

[@teddybear-cb3kc]

@@AimeeAimee444 I do I don’t hold anyone to a different standards

[@LazyIRanch]

Right? I'm "ace", (asexual) meaning that I'm not sexually attracted to men OR women, I don't think about sex because I've never had a libido. I can have sex, and I enjoyed it with the one man I truly loved, but I never initiated it. It's been years since I've had sex, and don't know or care if I ever do again. I'm not a prude, it's just not my thing. I didn't know that asexuality is a normal place on the sexuality scale until more recently, I was always told something was wrong with me. We used to be called "frigid". I hate that! Because I loved that man so much and wanted him to be happy, I read books and articles on how to perform fellatio (I think I got pretty good at it). I actually did enjoy doing that, because he enjoyed it and I loved him. If I ever have a sexual relationship again, then he should feel special, because he would have to be! I think it's fun for women because for a few minutes, we've got our man's full attention and he's putty in our hands. Usually in a really good mood for the day, too! Reminds me of a scene from an old Mae West movie, when the hat check girl sees her sparkling rings and says, "GOODNESS! What diamonds!", and Mae says, "Goodness had nothing to do with it!"

[@RedBullishTrading]

Because men and women are different. Of course you don’t understand.

[@MagiEvangeline]

I almost choked on my cereal when Charolette was talking about the our eggs popping off 'Oop! that was a big one' fucking..dead! 💀😂

[@Footswalker1977]

To be honest, when I was on fertility meds, I could feel the big ones pop off. LOL! I released 4 during one cycle and it felt like my whole world was coming to an end for 5 damn hours. 🥴

[@MagiEvangeline]

@@Footswalker1977 ouch!! I am so sorry! I usually can feel maybe one happen and it does hurt but that many?? 😵😖

[@peterkoller3761]

well my ex-partner claimed she could feel her ovulation most of the time, while other women I asked about it said, no way... (wouldn´t know if either is true, I am a guy)

[@jessiathavichitchanyaraks7681]

@@peterkoller3761 depends on the woman...and her ovaries. I can actually feel it when an egg drops from the left one (usually as a mild ache that lasts 3-4 hours), but for the right, nothing.

[@Footswalker1977]

@@peterkoller3761 You'd have to really be paying attention to feel it, like when you're tracking ovulation. One side was worse than the other for me.

[@jessnbb13]

I wonder, are cis men really incapable of not sexualizing a naked body? It always baffles me, being an artist who's used to study human anatomy from real people, alive and naked, making different poses, we never sexualize them, why can't the rest of the world do the same?

[@fourteens2336]

Is it somehow bad to see bodies sexually tho? I do, and am not ashamed. Doesn't mean I can't behave, also when .. being distracted. I don't mind being distracted. Sexuality isn't wrong. Just don't force it to someone who doesn't wanna and it's all good. It's not abuse to think someone is sexy. It's a compliment, like thinking any other positive thing is too.

[@SongbirdGaming]

@@fourteens2336 think whatever you want, your brain is your business. The problem is when people act on those thoughts and treat other people as objects that exist only for their pleasure, or say or do rude things to other people.

[@fourteens2336]

@@SongbirdGaming Yeah, but it's not like those two are the only options. People are capable of having thoughts and feelings without acting on them without any control. It's fine to be sexual, it's fine to get annoyed, be sad or what ever. Doesn't mean harassing or killing someone automatically. For shitheads maybe, but not normally they don't. With sexuality the discussion for some reason sounds like thoughts and feelings would be abusive too. Also, when they're just in someone brains and you can't even choose them. I get other people's bodies don't exist for me to sexualize them. But I'm alive and can't help feeling things, sexual ones too, and it is not wrong or abusive, and doesn't mean I think they are there for me only. It's not wrong or abusive if I think you are hot, even if you'd think I'm sexually gross. And just like I don't get touchy with you, you have no right to say I'm gross either, or treat me like me being sexual being is wrong if I'm not attractive to you. Or suggest that me liking you means I think you only exist for me or am abusive somehow. Having sexual reaction to something doesn't equal stupid or abusive, you know. Some people understand what #metoo is about, for example. Some people think that if an ugly guy asks you out, they're harassing you and you're their victim and all #metoo. That's not how it goes. Unattractive men have feelings too and an equal right to ask someone out, feel feeling, also sexual feelings. And people who think there are only two options: to be like you have no libido, or to be abusive, ruin messages that are actually important.

[@Just1Nora]

As a fellow artist who is way past puberty I'm with you. My first class or two of figure drawing was pretty uncomfortable, but I got over it fast. Like 95% of our models that semester were male. The class was at least 75% female. I think the dude here who can't stop from thinking sexual stuff is still in the puberty range. When you're just naked you don't want someone looking at you with desire. You don't want a stranger looking at you with desire. That's not a compliment, it's creepy and gross! Nobody wants to feel uncomfortable when bathing or in a locker room, etc, and trust me that you can't hide that kind of expression nearly as well as you think, even if someone is polite enough not to say anything.

[@fourteens2336]

@@Just1Nora Why are you disrespecting me? You twisted my words, didn't answer what I wrote to, but speculated how I must be as a person instead. And you do all this ignoring me, talking about me behind my back, but knowingly the way you can be sure I will overhear it. I don't like it. Stop talking about me like I don't exist. "the dude here who can't stop from thinking sexual stuff". Nobody can just "stop thinking sexual stuff". Even asexuals can't do anything by willpower, but for them the problem may be the opposite. They can't start feeling sexual feelings no matter how much they try. "When you're just naked you don't want someone looking at you with desire. You don't want a stranger looking at you with desire." I never said I / you would, unless it's a sexual situation or the person is someone you do wanna have sex with. I said I do not agree with the duality you guys are trying to create in here, that is to either be something virginlike that doesn't even have the concept of sex in their minds at all OR if you're not like that, but an actual living person, then you must be a creep that stares people weirdly and doesn't understand normal behavior, but is abusive. There is no such duality. That was and is my point. Normally acting people aren't different from the ones who can feel desire, they're the exact same people. This whole video is about how it's wrong to sexualize someone else's body that really isn't yours, in controlling ways. How that suddenly doesn't ably to males then, but you try to decide even what are we allowed to think? If sometimes, someone, somewhere thinks I'm sexy or cute or that I'm attractive, that is not an abusive thing. It's their thoughts and not mine to decide about. And they ARE positive thoughts about me, also if I don't feel the same. Same goes when a male likes a female, their feelings are not wrong, they are not female's to comment mean ways either. I'm allowed to think a girl is sexy and cute and attractive. And it's NOT creepy or abusive, it's how people end up in relationships. You don't have to go to some sex parties to find someone, because it's forbidden and gross to feel anything sexual outside sexual situations. Thank God. I wanna keep it that way. "Nobody wants to feel uncomfortable when bathing or in a locker room, etc," True, nobody wants to. "and trust me that you can't hide that kind of expression nearly as well as you think, even if someone is polite enough not to say anything." No, I do not trust you. You have no way of knowing, you only realize it when it's obvious, but have no clue how common it really is. But that line should definitely be in the video about females confused about male anatomy. There is no special expression linked to erections. They aren't many times even sexual in the first place. It's more like "Get down! I wanna pee!" "Get down, people can see!" "Get down, it's distracting!" "Get down, you can't be serious you reacted to THAT!" etc. Your view on male sexuality is not only twisted but also super ignorant. Sexuality isn't violent or offensive. Don't talk about it like it would be. It's as innocent as other feelings. Your low sex drive doesn't make you a better person than I am. It's pretty weird thing to brag about too, but what ever makes you proud..

[@georgebaker2164]

I'm so "Friend zoned" by my bestie of 35+ years, that while wandering around the supermarket with her, she felt herself "pop an egg" and she then asked me if I had ever been able to tell which side I "popped" from. When I got my breath back from laughing, I thought sunny side seemed a reasonable response.

[@Anna-fw7lm]

It's good they can express their thoughts, so we can avoid those garbage of ignorant primates. Thank you.

[@levendus]

too right. I've always considered it a blessing when they self-identify as a waste of my time.

[@kathyburton4372]

😂 I’m pretty sure they have their own club too.

[@professionaltrollgirl2682]

It goes both ways , femiNAZI

[@Anna-fw7lm]

@Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha not everything you know in life is been taught by someone else, the hardest, deepest, and most meaningful things you'll learn them yourself, pushing against your own prejudice and limits. No teacher should put into someone more efforts than their students. It's not gonna work. So if they're garbage and they don't wish to change, they deserve themselves as they are (and that's for women too)

[@Anna-fw7lm]

@@professionaltrollgirl2682 Yes, absolutely! I'm not for 'women vs men' but for 'good vs bad' people. Women are often too oblivious of the 'male way' too (for example: keep arguing when their partner is leaving the room. We cannot ask to have our hormonal fluctuation respected if we don't take into consideration that men have testosteron and they need to cool down more than us and not be cornered) I'm italian btw (here in Italy) our feminism is still the original version and not that f*ck up excuse to hate on every men. So if you felt your gender attacked it wasn't my intention, I'm angry to those men who gives you a bad name, as I'm to those women who gave us the same.

[@TJAnderson]

My wife had severe endometriosis and had to have a hysterectomy, but they left the overies in tact. I think trying to explain how that exists would make some of these boys short circuit 😆

[@SingingSealRiana]

Endo sucks like hell, I hope she is well (as well as one can be given the circumstances)

[@dishamhatre01]

just proof that the education system needs to get better

[@GamerNerdess]

That has nothing to do with public schooling. Clearly, their parents didn't actually parent and teach these virgins about female anatomy.

[@chubbybunny6975]

@@GamerNerdess You are aware that actual sexual health nurses would be better to teach them stuff than their most-likely hyper-religious, conservative, "sex is embarrassing to talk about with your kid" parents, right? Not to mention the health nurses are scientifically and certifiably qualified, so your information is more likely to be accurate.

[@ilmarsbelevics]

​@@GamerNerdess: what do you expect when one side says men can menstruate and give birth!

[@ilmarsbelevics]

​@Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha: when i saw a guy who trayed to breastfeed baby i wanted to poke my eyes out and set them on fire

[@chloeelizabeth2174]

@illmars - tell us youre transphobic without telling us you’re transphobic

[@starrynight6817]

I was watching this at work and trying so hard not to bust out laughing. I have no doubt people question my sanity...🤣

[@sarahk1609]

I’m sorry, I’m still trying to figure out who allowed these men to talk about women like they don’t exist? Like dude if a *women* has to put on a bra so *you* don’t sexualize her, that’s your problem, not hers.

[@taoist32]

Free speech and lack of education as well as lack of manners.

[@sarahk1609]

@@LordBarros …that’s literally not what I said. Are you one of those guys?

[@a.a131]

@@LordBarros you can go without boxers and we wouldn't give a crap dude... Wait, there's men who do that and WE DON'T CARE

[@bararobberbaron859]

I mean, if a guy sexualizes you sadly it can become your problem quite quickly. There's a reason women have been getting more scared to just flat out say 'no', because it seems a percentage of men was just never taught to cope, with anything. It's not your fault that he does it, but it can still be your problem, which isn't fair at all.

[@indigoeye3874]

Thinking sexually about a woman after seeing her breasts or nipples is something natural and hard to completely suppress with reason - breasts have evolved to play a role in human sexuality, they are not just for breastfeeding. What a man can control, however, is how they deal with that attraction. Hitting on the girl (respectfully, of course) is also understandable, what we wear is a part of non-verbal language, and if you wear revealing clothing, there is a higher chance that you are looking for someone than if you wore something else. When the girl is obviously uninterested, you drop it (and if you don't have that self-control to understand no - THAT is your problem). Anyway, I can understand that it could be uncomfortable and distracting for men (especially in the most hormonal stages of their life) if they are presented with sexual stimuli with no outlet. Us girls can't really properly relate since our arousal works a bit differently. For me, I avoid displaying my nipples in public because A) it can cause discomfort to others, B) it causes discomfort to me to know someone might be having sexual thoughts about me, C) I don't really like what it looks like. It doesn't mean I always wear a bra though. I find a good in between is just covering the nipples with kinesiology tape (thin cotton pads over the nipple, then secure with a short piece of tape).

[@harumiaamirah7767]

10:25 dude: "... What am I missing?" Well, apparently Biology class.

[@DatenkillerDeluxe]

Exactly my thought

[@Sun-et3my]

...and a brain.

[@jessicascoullar3737]

“What am I missing?” The urethra, the urethra is what you are missing.

[@sealsnoot]

Maybe it's just me, but people don't ever seem to notice I'm braless. Like unless you are adamantly staking out a womans breasts, I doubt a man would know the difference. Heck, I don't even notice when my female friends go braless, and I'm a lesbian. Huh. Apparently we have more self control and respect than a typical man. Shocking.

[@Black.Spades]

When it's a familiar sight, maybe it won't have such a strong effect on men. There's many tribes in different parts of the world where women walk topless, and their breasts don't get stared at.

[@gordoncampbell3514]

We Know, trust me, we know.

[@SongbirdGaming]

For some women it’s more obvious than others. I’m an F cup… trust me, it would be obvious. For an A or possibly even B cup, not so much.

[@moniquebell8191]

@@SongbirdGaming I'm between a C and a D cup with one VERY perky nipple and one flat. Nobody notices when I'm not wearing a bra, and they also don't notice when my friend, who is a DD cup, doesn't wear her bra.

[@Shesvii]

@@gordoncampbell3514 you don't. Many males have assumed I was wearing a bra when I wasn't, and it has happened to more women I know.

[@sienashawver6511]

I can personally feel it when I’m ovulating and I don’t need an app to predict my period. I usually begin to feel cramps and I’m extremely emotional. Every woman has different symptoms and feelings before or during their period.

[@maureenwhitmore9362]

Most of these posts aren't about ignorance, they're about misogyny 🤨

[@DiscontentKiwi]

I'm thinking you could take it a step further; it is ignorance, CAUSED by misogyny, because why on earth would it be of any value to teach boys (or girls for that matter) anything about women's bodies, when all we really need to know is that PeePee goes into Vajayjay, and out comes babies?

[@jenshaw8085]

Why not both 🤷‍♀️

[@BeeWhistler]

I see it as what my dad called wilfull ignorance. I can accept someone not knowing about something, though, if they don’t assume they do know without actually learning about it. Like having long convos with other ignorant people and deciding how other women should act in order to please them.

[@pookysdad4884]

They go hand in hand.

[@DjoumyDjoums]

@@DiscontentKiwi That goes the other way around too, misogyny is caused by ignorance, it's a vicious circle. The same can be said about racism, homophobia, and so on.

[@amstreater]

The Gregorian Chant "Alrighty then" had me crying

[@LoveChester4Ever]

I believe you meant to say, "I am the Gatekeeper." "I am the Key master." Yep, I'm *that* old.

[@user-ph4mg1mh9c]

😂me too

[@Trista072]

@@user-ph4mg1mh9c Me 3. 😂

[@LoveChester4Ever]

Yay! We all survived long enough to be able to say, "Back in my day..." My dad used to say, "You only have 2 options. Get old or..." You'd be surprised by how many people said, "Or what?"

[@LazyIRanch]

@@LoveChester4Ever My boss used to say, "Getting old isn't bad, it sure beats the alternative!" I was amazed how many asked, "What's the alternative?" whoosh!

[@xXOFrannieOXx]

same :D

[@Hoggle755]

A period tracker helped me nail down my cycle exactly. Taught me more about my period than my mothers generation. My 6yo daughter already has seen me changing pads and taking care of my period. She will not be unprepared.

[@kaileyenns]

I LOVE the fact that men lacking self controle is women's fault. If she just wore I bra I could concentrate better. . . . The sad part is this is a cultural problem and women are a part of it. Time to start telling men to grow up and learn how to tune things out, I am not distracted by their dangley weiners swining as they walk. Bras are stupid and actually do NOT help with back pain, they make it worse. If a woman goes braless for a year her pectoral muscles will become stronger, her breasts will become a quarter inch perkier and her back will become STRONGER. My doctor keeps telling me to ditch the bra, but as a DDD I don't feel comfortable doing that as I work with children. Lol but I guess in a man's opinion we wear bras for the benefit of men . . . . Jesus my brain hurts now. 🤕

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

THANK YOU for pointing this out about bras! I can't believe some doctor was telling a woman with back pain contributed to by having large breasts that it was HER FAULT for not wearing a bra. No, you ignoramus, it's because they're LARGE. I wear bras in public only because I don't like men directing their conversation to my boobs... and even then, depending on cut/fit of top it can happen anyway. Unless I get a reduction, this is just a thing to live with :-/

[@cat.b]

I just moved to Europe and where I live most women do not wear bras unless their shirt is transparent. I have ditched the bra years ago so I feel right at home.

[@QUEERVEEART]

yea my parents are older and they both think that girls/women shouldnt wear distracting clothing and its like omg the guys need to not be distracted? and both of them are like, oh but they cant help it, thats just how their hormones work. like wtf omg

[@undertasty]

I agree. Besides, as a busty bee myself, if I wanted to distract a male (which I don't) with my boobedge I wouldn't leave the bra OFF, I'd put one ON. Like a push up one that makes my already generous décolté look like it's ready to flatten your navy and take over the nation. Without the bra they mostly just look like they are really interested in finding coins on the pavement.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@undertasty that was so fabulously worded, thank you for the laugh :-D

[@ClaireStClair-dq1po]

"you're only 17, you're literally still on the teat..." LOL I'm at the age where I think this too, I can't believe I thought I was grown as a teenager.

[@k8tallison250]

I mean.... He's not completely wrong about uterus size. Not as small as a cherry, more like a small pear..... It's amazing how much it can grow!

[@corinnelane8597]

Ever noticed how female body parts are always compared to fruit?

[@k8tallison250]

@@corinnelane8597 I can't remember where I heard it (Wandavision, I think), but the doctor says (to a man) something like... We use fruit to make it easier for women to understand.......🙄

[@gregf4416]

@@k8tallison250 Mansplaining is tedious. I hope I've never done it, although I suspect I have unknowingly.

[@k8tallison250]

@@gregf4416 😆 😆 you're hilarious

[@paulmcmaster9446]

I heard an example of this in the seventies, a boy asked a girl back to his place for some fun, the girl said she couldn’t because she was on her menstrual cycle, he said that’s ok I’m on my moped.

[@agollaaloo]

CHARLOTTE: You are my babies. ME: *struggling to hold in a laugh*

[@gausiashaikh2581]

It's night time here and my day is just incomplete without at least 6 Charlotte videos before bed! ❤️❤️

[@theturtlearchives]

I need at least 10

[@Power-nk5eg]

Mehn I wish I was in bed, have to wait for at least 3 more hours before I can close my day. Buuuutttt I agree with you, it wouldn’t be complete without Charlotte

[@I_iz_she]

Just sucks after you seemingly watch all her videos and have to wait a whole day to hear that “Hey Everybody”. It’s sad.

[@nickmauricio1058]

Sooo real lol

[@theturtlearchives]

@@Power-nk5eg I’m still in my room eating ramen. Not in bed yet: hopefully we’ll have more videos soon... I’m almost out

[@sweett2924]

Me: once a month I hurt, become hungry, and want to kill people. Friend: so what's the difference between you and a werewolf? Me: waxing costs

[@caljones]

Where the blood comes from

[@tessgonzalez]

I'm pretty sure my waxing costs are pretty equivalent to a werewolf's. 😞 😉

[@sweett2924]

@@tessgonzalez as a fair skinned brunette who has arm pits like a wookie...I feel ya

[@immortalsofar5314]

Yeah, my monthly, 3am chocolate run to the gas station was definitely the silver bullet.

[@scottc346]

When my wife and I have an argument, she lifts her shirt and says "I win". I simply nod.and agree.

[@RavenQueensDaughter]

Back before my hysterectomy, I NEVER knew when I was going to have a period, they were too irregular. For the 24 years of my life that I had a uterus, every period I had was a surprise.

[@kerch-e]

This was comedy gold. I grew up with all women, and finding out how much other dudes didn't know was mind blowing and full of moments like the ones these folks provided.

[@elizabethmallory9978]

Just because a man has a "high count" doesnt mean hes any good. This argument only works if he improved performance each time. This is unlikely

[@elizabethmallory9978]

It usually means he left a high number of women unsatisfied and regretting the useless "miles"

[@SingingSealRiana]

It indicates no women wanted a second ride

[@animalfriend6413]

This reminds me of HIMYM, with Barney, having a lot of women, thinking he is the big fish. Than he meets a "cougar" and she only gives him a mediocre rating and a broken hip. :-)

[@gregf4416]

Yeah, that means he has had many chances to find a suitable mate, but was rejected or not smart enough to know he found one. The scary part about high body count men is that there is likely one, or many, fatherless children in his wake.

[@grace000]

The thing I hate most about the key and lock analogy is that it’s so irrelevant 😂 literally nobody actually wants a key that can open any lock at all unless they’re a criminal or it’s part of their job. I’m honestly very chill with my keys that all have one function thank you 😂

[@chrishalemusic]

I swear a woman who has had a lot of partners probably knows herself and what she likes and is amazing for the man. I don’t get the concern about a woman’s body count

[@Sankey84Gaming]

Her body count only becomes a concern when you find one in the garden rose bush 🤣

[@omikatiwari747]

High body count -> more experience -> more knowledge -> more standards to compare from.

[@claregallacher2684]

Probably because most guys like this think a penis 'stretches us out' when the reality is it does not. There is also a male ego thing of, 'i had her first' kinda thing. It also means she can't compare either. If he's shit, she's not going to know any better whereas a more experienced woman can and can tell him that.

[@FLQueerLiberal1982]

Why are his nurses making his coffee? They're not executive assistants, or winches. Make your own coffee, you short bus-rider.

[@sitarsenshi8512]

Right! I've never made a doctor coffee I'm there to care for the patient not take drink orders

[@tinmanluver35]

It's terrible, but some doctors really believe that the nurses are just their secretaries instead of medical professionals. I'd rather be unemployed than work for this guy.

[@deendrew36]

@@Robbie_S what if the doctor is a woman and the nurse is male? Does that make him the office husband?

[@jayceekay4338]

Um...Executive Assistants don't make their boss coffee either. Just sayin'.

[@triciad4100]

I mean he thinks a woman is "unpure" when she's on her monthly spray, so that's the type of jackass we're dealing with here. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@DytchWytch]

I'm gonna guess that's a religious restriction, regarding the gynecologist and his "impure" nurses. He could always make his own damn coffee... :/

[@jewals-healingrose222]

Yep, the wonderful world of Orthodox religions. Several religions actually have quite strong rules regarding a woman's monthly flow. Not necessarily surprising considering the patriarchal constructs.

[@valcrump8257]

This man should be reported to the college of physicians and surgeons. He perhaps needs a bit more education about the female reproductive

[@Evillustrations]

My thoughts exactly. He should make his own damn coffee.

[@heatherzwicker8031]

Reminds me of bad Witch doctor vibes really. The kind who don't have certain pets or refuse meals of certain "forbidden" meats. The ones that had to learn that female circumcision is horrible.

[@ontxtteredwxngs]

but he's a gynecologist that doesn't understand how a vagina works. He shouldn't be practicing on anyone and shouldn't have employees.

[@sirpuffymooshi]

Bruh, my first cycle came during an eclipse 😂... that Werewolf story cracked me up

[@MegSong24]

The Gyno: A religious issue not so much being 'confused" As to apps, some of us are STUPID irregular like one cycle could be 20 days the next could be 60. it helps to have the app

[@missbiancaleigh100]

I thought that was probably it, too. Making his own coffee solves the issue.

[@joiedevivre2005]

He apparently confused "gynecologist" with "misogynist" and chose the wrong profession.

[@lokigodofmischief9816]

Was going to say the same thing, definitely a religious issue.

[@YTistooannoying]

I don't get it, even in the 50s girls were encouraged to keep track of their cycle using a calendar. It helps to have a long term record of your cycle if things start going wrong, often a gynecologist can get an idea of what's happening with your body through changes in your cycle from month to month.

[@DrCatdeJong]

@@lokigodofmischief9816 yes, during ramadan for example a woman who's on her period doesn't have to fast because she's "unclean", the cleansing ritual is useless. But from what i've heard from coworkers who are muslim, they really don't mind and jokingly call it their ramadan pause.

[@hailtotheboomstick]

Ladies as a representative for males with common sense…we don’t claim these ones.

[@jaralara6429]

*insert Obama awards Obama medal meme here*

[@endlessstudent3512]

What always baffles me is, that men are blaming the women if they are distracted by them. Mostly just for existing. Hate it most when they say, that a woman provoked beeing raped by wearing a skirt etc. I mean wtf!!! If a guy wears short pants or is shirtless (as they constantly do in summer basically everywhere) I still do not have a right to touch or take. If women would start touching those guys, no one would say the guy provoked it, but everyone would say the woman is crazy. so either way, the woman gets blamed. Crazy world really.

[@PolymorphicPenguin]

Exactly, we all have a responsibility to not sexual assault other people regardless of how long or short their skirt is.

[@taniskaborah5093]

Yes I agree

[@ratfrog]

The thing about the uterus being the size of a Cherry isn't that far off the uterus in total is about the size of a lime, during pregnancy you can stretch to hold a baby and after it will slowly go back to how it was before the baby

[@ArtemisMoon12]

I’m gonna say, it’s not cause of periods… but SHIT GETS WEIRD ON THE FULL MOON! men and women alike. I full on went “jeez what’s with the customers today? Is it a full moon?” Turns out it was. Folks forgetting how to read and thinking we stock cheese and hot dogs in the bakery. It’s weird.

[@AP-gk6se]

I work in a hospital and weird shit does happen on the full moon for sure.

[@GACHAnabiiee]

@@AP-gk6se i wonder if ppl pretend to be a werewolf and then get hurt real bad...has that ever happened? 🤣🤣🧐🧐

[@Mewse1203]

As Many women as I've seen or heard of fawning over a man's muscular and/or hairy chest (not mine obviously. I'm a fat schlubb) to say a man's chest is not sexually attractive is just total nonsense. Such a ridiculous argument

[@danibopper0.049]

The point is, most women can control themselves around men who have abs. Most men however can’t seem to keep their brain from exploding when they see breasts. It’s about the fact that a man can go around town and be shirtless and sure people may look but no one is gonna go up to them and be creepy about it, but if a woman However did the Sam thing there’d be people probably cat calling her and going up to her and not leaving her alone. Also as someone who is sexually attracted to both men and women. If I can have self control when I see breasts or abs then so can men.

[@Mewse1203]

@@danibopper0.049 Men can control themselves too. If they don't, it's a choice.

[@danibopper0.049]

@@Mewse1203 yeah but a lot of men use the “I just couldn’t control myself.” Line when they do shit that they know isn’t okay

[@Mewse1203]

@@danibopper0.049 I know! It's tidiculous

[@j.munday7913]

I'm bi and I control myself around boobies just fine. Yes I get distracted but I'm also able not to be a creep. Cause I'm in control of my own dang self.

[@amalzuhair4495]

I read this great tweet thread it went like this: "An egg doesn't get impregnated and my uterus and ovaries go nuclear on me" "Well you did deny it a child" Literally had to pause for 40 seconds as my whole life suddenly seemed to make sense.

[@kgal9657]

6:48 YOUR PERIOD'S COMING!!! Lol that's effing hilarious in that tone