ENTITLED PEOPLE GETTING OWNED - REACTION

[@BellaGoesJapan]

I had roommates when I was studying abroad. One of the female ones (didn't know which) kept using my extremely pricey conditioner. I asked all the females in the house who it was but everyone denied it. I knew it wasn't one of the guys most likely because of the amount of conditioner that disappeared each time. The guys all had extremely short hair. Anyway, I dyed my hair blue later, and since it wasn't permanent dye I mixed some in with my conditioner to use for when washing my hair and showering, to make the color last a bit longer. And well. Surprise surprise when one of the girls came out of the shower SCREAMING because her previously semi-blonde hair was now stained with a really, really weird blue/teal type color making her look absolutely awful. Never stole my conditioner again and it took her weeks to get rid of the dye completely and cost her a great deal. HA!

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!! LMAO!! THAT made me laugh. My cheeks hurt. Serves her right.

[@meisjeViv]

Lol serves her right!

[@Nurtherwen]

I'd have done it even if it was permanent dye 🤣 she deserved it!

[@mel_zzz_]

I love happing endings. I would love to see that happen in front of me and just laugh JAJAJAJAJA in her face.

[@lexwithbub]

That is beautiful!

[@lottafandoms]

as a lactose intolerant person, op is totally not in the wrong. love the petty revenge along with it lol

[@cristela4034]

Yeah, the food is not shared and the roommate wasn't supposed to touch it so it's completely his fault if he gets sick cause of it. Plus, it's just diarrhea, it's not like it's life threatening.

[@cherie7100]

That one legit had me laughing out loud! Man deserved it since he tried to claim they were crazy, when confronted

[@erikarussell1142]

I totally would've done this. I had a roommate that used to blame me and my kid for stealing her chocolate. And when I told her I found her kid up in the middle of the night eating her candy, she refused to beleive me. A grown ass woman, over her 6 year old, who was dealing with her parents divorce. And it didn't help that she never saw her daughter as anything other than perfect. Everyone has faults, temptations, and sins. All of us. Even your children. That is the human condition.

[@sharatainx3990]

Hope people gives you plenty of lactose then since it's no big deal. It's fucked up "testing" peoples allergies or causing people to be sick being petty. Solve the issues some other way that doesn't include messing with peoples health and well being.

[@cristela4034]

@@sharatainx3990 OP wasn't testing someone's allergy, he was proving the guy was a thief, which he was. If the guy wasn't a lying thief, nothing would have happened to him, but since he was he got what he deserved.

[@missromiea]

When my mom was younger, she had roommates who would always steal her food & say don't touch their food. She told them "don't touch my leftovers, I'm taking it to work for lunch" the next day. Her food and desert which would be packed in her work lunchbox would be missing a portion when she got ready to leave. Everyone would deny that they took her food. She made it clear for them to not touch. After a few days of this happening, she baked a chocolate cake with chocolate laxatives. She also locked the shared bathroom and waited. An hour after going to bed, she hears the culprits screaming to be let into the bathroom. Hahahaha they pooped themselves. She told then what she did & they never touched her food again.

[@SaraTen]

It takes a whole nother level of maliciousness to open up an already packed lunchbox and eat out of it. Like those people needed therapy.

[@OcarinaSapphr-]

​@@SaraTen My brother's ex did that; because of how early I had to leave for work, I pre-prepared lunches- so I just had to pull them out of the freezer, along with a frozen bottle- so if the work fridge was full, they could stay in my lunch bag. This unspeakable slag picked the meat off my rolls, but left the feta cheese (which she didn't like). Sometimes it doesn't matter what you do to make life a little easier for yourself, some biotch has to wreck it...

[@tarico4436]

This is a kewl story, bruh, but not a true one. Oh, it's been done, but not by you.

[@AndrewZelenka]

​@@tarico4436

[@cristinacidade31628C]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@katherinegetchell6967]

In our college, each dorm had communal bathrooms. There were places in the bathroom to store your toiletries, and people wrote their room number on stuff to claim it. One year, a hilarious incident happened on our “brother floor”. One of the guys noticed that his Costco-sized bottle of Listerene kept slowly disappearing. It was obvious that someone else was using it. He wrote a note on the label to please stop using my Listerene. But the theft continued. After several weeks he hatched a plan. He tampered with the Listerene on the bathroom shelf, and opened another bottle for himself which he kept in his dorm room. Even after he stopped using it, the Listerene level in the bathroom continued to slowly drop. Since it was such a large bottle, it lasted almost the whole semester. When it was nearly gone, he wrote a sticky note and stuck it on the bottle: “To the theif: I peed in this bottle at the beginning of the semester. I hope you enjoyed swishing your mouth with my pee” 😂 Sweet, sweet justice.

[@MightyMouse169]

That's the best thing I've ever read😂😊

[@AmethystEyes]

That is AMAZING. I would have loved to have seen that guy’s face!

[@Mosquito910.]

LMAO I wonder what he thought when he read that!!! Serves him right!

[@kzanne4554]

Did he really do that or was that just a bluff? Anyways made me laugh 😂

[@NB79032]

I'd have put food coloring in it.

[@tyler4378]

I used to work at a coffee shop. This sweet old lady came in about 10mins before the end of my shift, saying she had a lot of gardening she needed done. I offered to help her after my shift. I spent 2 hours helping her dig up weeds and dead plants and stuff, wasn't expecting any money. I was just having fun doing manual labor. She gave me $200 anyway. Absolute lovely lady. I think about her every now and then and I hope her garden's doing ok

[@kasimotinka123]

Okay... What does that have to do with anything?

[@parijaat7542]

@@kasimotinka123 excuse me? you're free to overlook. this person wanted to tell about this incident and so he did!

[@sssophie9292]

@@kasimotinka123 I guess the conversation at the end about the gardening work Probably reminded them

[@mordordate7210]

You are a kind soul

[@tyler4378]

​@@kasimotinka123 just remembered this comment, woops, my bad 😅 Yeah, I remembered it from the landscaping guy's clip. The connection I made was the lady in the clip was hiring professionals and asking them to come down on the price, whereas the lady I helped just cuz I had free time gave me money when I didn't even ask for anything in return. Sorry if it was confusing, also thanks for the people who responded in my stead 😅

[@fermitupoupon1754]

Switching out the milk shouldn't have been a problem. Had the same thing with a coworker once, who kept stealing my lunch. I always brought left overs from the night before. Well I sorted that out by purposely bringing extremely spicy Balinese food one day. Yeah little mister lunch thief didn't like spicy food. Instead of owning up lunch thief boi decided that it'd be funny to contaminate my lunch with fish oil the following day, knowing full well that I am allergic to fish. I take a bite, it tastes funny, and a couple minutes later I can feel my uvula swelling up like a balloon. Another coworker took me to the ER and the boss went on to look at the CCTV footage together with the security guy. Not only did they find that lunch thief boi was stealing my food, but turns out he was stealing coffee, sugar, milk etc. from the office in general. And the day I got ill, he was the only one who'd been to the fridge after everyone got in for work. It was sus AF. The boss pressured him, he admitted to both stealing and contaminating my food. So the boss fired him on the spot and pressed charges for theft and possible assault. The DA later changed that assault charge to attempted murder, because it was premeditated and he knew full well that I would end up in hospital or worse. Guy got 6 months in prison for it. Which may not seem like much, but in those 6 months his wife left him, he lost custody of his kids, and because they lived in a rental property he was now also without a home. So yeah, permanent criminal record of the kind that will never let him pass any kind of background check, homeless, jobless, forced to pay alimony for children that he has no visitation rights with.

[@Anna-sh6pt]

Holy shit that’s nuts

[@kstormgeistgem461]

[low whistle] some times Karma goes full nuke on an ass. ain't pretty when they does either.

[@Rosetteismyname]

Whoa! A mistake of stomach cramps. Don't poison coworkers is what I see in the comments. Attempted murder though! Hope people can pick up there pieces of life

[@LunasofficialMum]

This is so satisfying! I read it again and again and again!!!

[@lionessprowess3581]

Do you live in California? If you do, you should also sue him for damages and to cover the cost of your medical bills

[@pablodelsegundo9502]

1st one - it's not the stealing that's the worst part, it's that he flatly LIED about it when confronted. That he got supremely (literally) butthurt about being outed is delicious. Absolutely NTA.

[@hothead2463]

Why do I get the feeling that the buddies the op talk to are either ah's thieves themselves or the annoying ah's that think everyone should cater to their needs.

[@rivermistfae]

Gaslighting = Asslighting in this case 😆

[@StanWatt.]

I did some gardening work for a colleague then she asked if I could install a water feature. I said I could and gave her the bill for the work. She refused to pay it because I had not done all of the work. I reminded her that I had done the work she had hired me for. She told me that the water feature had still to be put in place so the job wasn't done and I wasn't being paid. I called the company who had taken away tons of gravel and rocks to come back with it all. I got into the cab and dumped it all over her front lawn from where it had been taken. She went apoplectic lol. The driver then told her he could take it away for £850. She was seething LMFAO! She was fired the following day for her behaviour.

[@sageduff4747]

If you agreed to install the water feature, were you trying to have her pay for it before it was installed? If so, I can see why she wouldn’t. I’ve paid before work was done and the person never finished. I wouldn’t do that again.

[@Skyfire_The_Goth]

@@sageduff4747 No they didn't agree to install a water feature, the water feature was something that the colleague asked for AFTER the original agreement, OP did the work they were ORIGINALLY contracted for, so he was owed the money for that work. It's all right there plain to read "I did some gardening work for a colleague then she asked if I could install a water feature." and "I reminded her that I had done the work she had hired me for." this shows the water feature was not part of the contracted work.

[@cindypicadomolina7814]

@@Skyfire_The_Goth ALSO, I 100% believe that had the person installed the water feature and THEN showed the bill, she would say no or say that it was apart of the first work they did and that she wasn't going to payed extra

[@sageduff4747]

@@Skyfire_The_Goth fair enough. I didn’t interpret what he wrote as you did. But going through it a second time, I see your point.

[@ashalon8729]

That is EPIC

[@thecinnamonguy5127]

My downstairs neighbor from like 10 years ago her daughter would steal our Landry detergent and fill the container with water like that being sneaky and her mother would defend her by saying it's rude to make false allegations. So one day I said to my mom enough and I got a new detergent emptied the container half way and used a bleach with the same thickness. It was nice seeing their clothes all ruined

[@VelveteenRabbit77]

Brilliant!

[@stormwarning6219]

I'd have played it super dumb, told him that almond milk was getting too expensive, so I wanted to wean myself onto regular milk, so I mixed them. I didn't know you were using the milk, so I didn't think to warn you. I did ask, it wasn't to accuse you, it was for your own good before I started changing out my milk! If you hadn't lied, I'd totally have warned you! You're always so protective of your own foods, I thought you'd be very respectful of other's foods as well. I don't understand why you're so upset?!

[@mattc3581]

Don't think you have to, if they have been asked and flatly denied ever touching your food and milk multiple times I think you are within your right to buy whatever milk you want and put in in the container with your name on it assuming it won't be touched. Not sure what the guy even thinks he is complaining about. I'd have upped the ante and asked if 'by the way had he noticed anything strange about my unwanted leftovers for the last week', 'but assuming you didn't eat any of them then nothing to worry about....'

[@AmiraIhsan]

Perfect

[@truckywuckyuwu]

Playing it super dumb with a huge elaborate lie? Yeah.. no. Lactose powder in your food. Wouldn't change anything flavour-wise. It's BARELY sweet as is. He gets the shits a few times eating your food and never does it again. You don't even have to confront him, you can take silent pleasure in the fact that his guts are boiling furiously.

[@LucaBunny.]

You really would have ‘milked’ the situation

[@tarico4436]

You must be fun at parties. And I mean that srsly, not as a cut.

[@salamanda11]

That first story is such a satisfying payback. Don’t use other people’s stuff when you clearly have rules in place!

[@hauntedlemon]

the first story reminds me of another Reddit post where this lady's lunch was being stolen at work. She knew who was doing it and had never caught them but she got fed up and decided enough was enough. i believe she was Indian and she made a very spicy curry for lunch. later she got called to HR because the food stealer was trying to say she purposely tried to poison him. He still had her lunch as "evidence" or something so she just took a couple bites and told him to stop stealing her food and he wouldn't be "poisoned"

[@cristela4034]

It was curry, so it was hardly poison. Serves him right for stealing food.

[@kitwillihnganz5972]

So, basically his complaint boiled down to, "I stole her food and I didn't like it."

[@zammymynakersnackstbmoth]

I remember that story. It was ridiculous.

[@sunnydayz9032]

So she’d better provide the kind of food he likes to steal? Or he’ll “report” her? 😂

[@Cheshirestog]

The fact HR entertained the claims mean there is more than one stupid jerk at the company

[@pourthebubbly]

My brother's ex girlfriend (E) once told me a story about how her roommate kept stealing her drinks from the fridge. She was a biology major and she got fed up to the point where she started labelling her drinks scientifically. She numbered, dated, and coded them. Then E went to stay with my brother for an extended weekend and came back to several of them missing. She confronted her roommate about them, who denied it, saying E must have drank them before she left. Then E dropped the bomb. "They were for an experiment I was monitoring at home. I need you to be honest with me. Did you drink them?" The roommate denied it again, but turned pale and left the room quickly. Apparently she never stole any of her food or drinks after that. She did marry E's brother though, so she's unfortunately stuck with her thieving roommate for life.

[@lionessprowess3581]

That was such a good plan even though it was a lie...💛

[@bastianrossi5455]

Well at less her roomate is drinking other type of milk

[@allisond.46]

Imagine if she was growing bacteria in the drinks.

[@joy3681]

Ela simplesmente não entraria na minha casa, não casei com ela

[@samanthac.349]

I am all for telling the thief that they consumed something other than what they thought they ate/drank than actually tainting food. You never know if there will be consequences like a severe allergic reaction.

[@TonklinFallen]

I had a milk-stealer at work. He would grab whatever milk is in the fridge and drink straight from the bottle. He would just shrug and ignore you if you challenged him when the carton is in his hand. So I hatched a plan, I left some whole milk open on my kitchen counter for a week. Then strained the contents into a new carton of milk (to remove the lumps). I left it in the work fridge and told everyone else to hide their milk. I didn't see what happened, but the milk stealing stopped.

[@tisha4lives]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 how did he not tell it was off and sour

[@ameliab7245]

@@tisha4lives I'm sure he didn't check. Just started chugging.

[@mixedbaggamer]

I can only wager what happened do probably took one chug and then started projectile vomiting

[@Killer_Turnip]

Diabolical 😂

[@rlosangeleskings]

Try emptying six large bottles of Phillips Milk Of Magnesia in the milk like a friend of mine did... That guy quit three days later...

[@littlebobas9656]

Regarding the last video.....my brother and his wife were getting a new 3 and 2 seater sofa and asked if we wanted to buy the old one. It was leather so easier to keep clean and we needed a new suite so thought these sofas would do for the interim as they were much more comfortable than our own and I was expecting my 2nd child so needed the extra comfort. Anyway, he asked for a sum of money for it and i accepted it as a reasonable amount considering the age and bits of cosmetic damage caused by his cat. It was just temporary so didn't bother me. 2 weeks later he text me and tells me a colleague of his has offered double the money I had agreed to give him so could I up my offer? I was a bit taken aback but thought because hes my brother I didn't want to see him out of pocket so I told him to sell it to the other guy. It wasn't worth the money this guy was offering so he would be daft to refuse. He was quite insistent that he would rather sell to me if I would just match the other offer but I needed to buy baby bits so said to just sell to other guy. He seemed disappointed. Anyway, his wife text a while later and asked if I would reconsider matching the offer of the guy but I explained that I had just bought a baby carseat and nursery furniture so really couldn't justify spending that. She understood but again sounded disappointed. A few days later my brother texts saying he wants me to have the sofa and the originally agreed amount is acceptable. Do I think there was actually another offer?? No, I don't. Do I think it was a play to try to squeeze me for more money? Yes I do. My brother was the one who suggested the amount to begin with and I think his rather stingy wife told he should have tried for more before settling despite knowing it wasn't worth that. My sister often does things like this too. That, ladies and gents, is my family.

[@jeng8401]

damn, I would tell him to take a hike and just buy another couch on principle. Family shouldn't try to pull FOMO on each other.

[@EatmyStardust]

Wow. That’s really really awful! I’m sorry you’ve got family like that. At least you’re aware.

[@celestemontellano4498]

Did you end up buying it still?

[@johnmcgrath3466]

whether you get rid of the Couch or not you should one mention that someone offered you money for the couch that was coincidentally the same amount they wanted you to pay and then watch the sweet petty revenge play out.

[@slc1161]

I grew up in a family like that. I was the oldest of 4 kids. All of them are dead now, as well as my selfish parents who wanted me to pay rent from age 16 with my first job. I was the only one who amounted to anything, totally by my hard work, the grace of God, and parents of my best friend in nursing school, who demonstrated what parents should do. They were so sweet and had me move in to their home to get away from my greedy parents when I was in school full time and working almost full time to pay rent at home. They refused to take a dime from me and I was able to go back to working part time until I graduated. The Bible verse that says Vengeance is Mine says the Lord comes to mind. My family became the victims of their own greedy and poor choices.

[@alira9990]

I did the same trick with the milk except it was for my grandson who is lactose intolerant. One time when I was babysitting him I put regular milk in one container and put it in the fridge and later that day my daughter's roommate ran for the bathroom. She was in and out more times than I could count. When she finally came to me to throw a fit I reminded her that the non dairy milk was for my grandson not her. My daughter was buying an extra 4 cartons a month her roommate drank. Her roommate was crying saying she can't afford it so she drank what was in the fridge. A month later and she was in her new place. My daughter can handle almost anything you throw at her but never mess with her kids.

[@lilblkrose]

Can't afford it... then don't drink milk??? It's an option- also four cartons a month?! Good on you for helping your daughter out. Non-dairy milk is expensive but you don't just take someone else milk without helping pay for it. Your daughter is not her roommate mother.

[@danielleking262]

What a b*tch to do that, stealing special milk for a small child!!! smfh

[@erikarussell1142]

At first I thought you meant you did this to your grandson. But I'm glad I stuck around, it's what she deserves. 😈

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

@@erikarussell1142 I did too!!

[@jeffreyclinard2002]

If you can't afford it, it doesn't give you a license to steal it.

[@AerynKDesigns]

I love the comedian, and I love the landscaper guy. 100% professional, protecting his workers, and fully like "yeah, definitely go with the other estimate". Not only does he know there's no other guy, but ofc he doesn't argue with her that it's a lot of money, because it is, and he's got every right to earn it hahaha. Acting like "keeping the rocks" are somehow gonna get him a deal or something, yeesh. Lady, there is no other guy, just save up and pay the workers what they're worth.

[@GubbiGap]

At least she didn't yell at the landscaper like every other Karen would've done - not as Karen-y as some of the other Karens I've seen in Charlotte's videos xD

[@candace200]

@@GubbiGap yeah, she was respectfully trying to bargain. As long as it is respectful, I'm good with that.

[@AimeeAimee444]

I did a landscape design job in Fort Lauderdale, not one of my best, but the owner was making a huff over these large rocks no one wanted but they needed to be removed. I’m sure they were worth money but if he wanted money for them, sell them yourself.

[@erikarussell1142]

Not to mention, $700 for the driveway and the whole side of her house is a hell of a deal... she should've accepted that.

[@LazyIRanch]

@@AimeeAimee444 Large rocks are way heavier than one predicts, and not easy to move. I have 20 acres filled with interesting granite boulders carved by wind and rain into beautiful natural sculptures. I wish I could sell some of them, but I doubt anyone is going to hire the earth-moving equipment and muscly (is that a word?) crew to relocate them. My favorite is a granite basin shape with curvy edges that make it look like a giant sea shell. When it rains, it becomes the hot spot in the area for wild birds to get together and mingle. I wish I could move it 20 feet so it's next to my driveway, but it would be like moving a dump truck that was buried.

[@cry432]

1st story: I feel like OP should've said "Yeah they ran out of almond milk so I bought my second favourite which is dairy. Now please explain to me why are you stealing my food when you're the one always bitching about what food is yours and seem like you'd bite our heads off for just touching it."

[@NoudlePipW]

Well they put it in the almond milk container so couldn't really pull off saying they just ran out since it was obviously a deliberate trick. Don't get me wrong, I'm totally on OP's side! I just don't think they could (or even needed to!) hide that it was a trick.

[@Bettyangelus1210]

But he can’t bc he refilled the almond milk carton with regular milk

[@LinktheHylianChampion117]

@@Bettyangelus1210he could say that he did that to save space in the fridge :) that's what I do sometimes, 2 half gallon containers fit better than 1 big gallon :)

[@cry432]

@@NoudlePipW yeah true I missed that part lol. Yeah I also think they are in the right but y'know this just seems like he hates him and that's why people call him TA instead of him just like blacking out/hiding that it's dairy on the carton.

[@jacklow9611]

@@LinktheHylianChampion117: I beg your pardon? The only space saved is lateral, and then it isn't all that much, so it is often a negligible space-saving.

[@bann5777]

I had coworkers stealing my lunch at a previous job. I left notes saying I was on a special diet (technically true) and not to eat it. I even left notes saying it could make others sick. Well, someone kept eating it and throwing my dishes away..... And one day I brought lasagna with a big note saying "caution, do not eat!!!" Someone ate it...... So at the meeting we had an hour later, I announced that whomever ate my lunch also ate my placenta from my recent baby's birth! I often put it in my food/smoothies following giving birth. 2 of my coworkers started gagging and trying to make themselves throw up 😁 my boss was laughing hysterically.

[@DJ-cm8xj]

Imagine stealing food from a woman who just gave birth… nice slap back though. Pretty funny

[@ExAngel001]

Had a co-worker who regularly stole my food and he throw away the containers afterwards, instead of putting them at least in the dishwasher.. So I didn't just have lunch, but my containers were gone, too. One day, I brought in some food, that wasn't quite fresh, but didn't smell that bad, that you could smell it through the container. It tasted awful. So my co-worker, who denied stealing my lunch, came in furiously asking me what's wrong with me. 😄

[@Maya-ln1os]

You're nice...I would've put some rancid food in the container. Enjoy lunch! 🤣

[@samcourts3544]

I'm sorry... someone was stupid enough to steal FOOD from a PREGNANT lady and then continue right after BIRTH???? They were asking to be unalived this lady has amazing emotional control for not just putting rat poison or something in it and being done with them

[@asakayosapro]

Imagine the reaction if one of those people went ‘too bad, I’m into that sort of thing, you got some more? No kink shaming, by the way.’

[@LisaIsHappyToBeSane]

As a female who also plays pool (billiards) I am always told by men how to play. I have many trophies and won thousands of dollars playing. It's always hilarious when they act cocky until I get up and run the whole table then ask them, "How was I supposed to make that shot again?" They either laugh or get really mad. Men's egos are so fragile. Lmao

[@Scottollio]

Hustle them and make some money

[@melissaweintraub5854]

Mansplaining.

[@traceyweldon8702]

Same it always cracks me up 😂eccpecially when they are wrong 😅

[@denacrescini1990]

My roommates DIL would come over and use my bathroom as it was the " in common bathroom" and get into my expensive skin care. I told my roommate this and aske DIL NOT to do this multiple times as my skin care cost A LOT! She would not listen and would just DIG IN to anything left on the counters. I moved everything into my bedroom except for some old stuff I no longer used. I also added some ghost pepper sauce to it and left it to sit in my bathroom. She had a bit of a nasty surprise the next time she got into my stuff!

[@Donna-qt1ot]

Dena Crescini, great one!!!

[@jtc1947]

GREAT REVENGE! Ghost pepper stuff gets VERY HOT! Wish that You would tell us what happened to the thief?

[@denacrescini1990]

@@jtc1947 She did not enjoy her " free facial " that day!!!! She has not touched my stuff since either!

[@jtc1947]

@@denacrescini1990 Glad that the DIL quit being a thief!

[@justsummers1559]

👏👏👏👏

[@maryannsarkady7950]

In nursing school, I moved into an apartment with a so called “ friend” ! I kept my laundry done at all times because I was working two jobs and going to college. Long story short, my clothes started looking rumpled and at one point smelled like body odor ! She was lending my clothes to her friends to go out to drink then replacing the smelly clothes in the closet ! Needless to say I freaked out ( she was also lending out my undies) ! We had a hell of an explosion and she moved out !

[@jonesnori]

That's just weird. Didn't they have their own clothes? Also, gross.

[@susanandrews2294]

Nothing quite like learning a so-called friend is toxic....and then removing them from your life. Glad she's gone!

[@maryannsarkady7950]

@@susanandrews2294 thanks, I never saw her again !

[@maryannsarkady7950]

@@jonesnori yes she did but they decided mine were better !

[@jtc1947]

@ MARYANN....WOW! Wish that You could have locked Your clothes away or something! Glad that You got rid of that TOXIC FRIEND!

[@NvrDieNvrSurrender]

The roommate thing is way too accurate. I had a female roommate just like that, stingy with sharing but would take, take, take. She was a horrible human being & I am beyond glad I never have to see or deal with her ever again.

[@seppyq3672]

I had an awful roommate like that too. She accused me of stealing her food. Yet, I came home once and she had a bunch of friends in the place all eating MY food. She also accused me of stealing her toothbrush... smh.

[@ButterflyScarlet]

I feel like we've all had that roommate lmao. I had one who kept stealing my snacks and soda until I started keeping them in my room, and then he would try and guilt me into "sharing" by inviting friends over and being like "oh darn i forgot to get us food, but Zone has some stuff right? You don't mind?" Like what is wrong with ppl, it's dollar store lemonade, go buy your own???

[@courtneykovall9694]

Same except it was her ruining my pans with meat when I told her I'm vegetarian (she very easily couldve used tinfoil or her own fucking pan). Her boyfriend was racist as hell too. I couldnt have friends over that were black because "what if they steal something?". On top of that, when I left, she brought her mum in who yelled at me for taking a few grocery bags. "Are those yours?" Bitch we both bought groceries, get lost 🤦‍♀️

[@NvrDieNvrSurrender]

Yeah, this roommate was the type to have her boyfriend over constantly but when my brother stayed for a few days somehow it was too much. Then they wanted to talk to me while I was still pissed out of my mind for them trying to kick my younger brother onto the street. I was like, let me calm down then we can have a rational discussion. But she wanted to discuss it right then. I told her, it's on you because I am going to lash out & I don't care at this point. After I moved out, I came back to help them clear weeds in the backyard & got attacked in the face by a wasp nest. Her reply when she saw me was to ask if I was going to get back to work & inform me that she knew about the wasp nest all along. Ironically, I met her at a Christian university but she was the furthest thing from it!

[@lisamartin9831]

I've had like twenty+ different roomates and have never had one like that. I'm kinda glad haha

[@steviemichelle7271]

Wait, the Karen who blocked that person out of their apartment couldn’t really have been all that concerned about protecting her kids. If she walked straight into the hailstorm after she made a fool of herself, she showed that her pride was more important to her than her kid’s safety🤣

[@BornInPhillyPA]

It was smart for her to move. She was possibly a phone call away from police getting called for loitering, trespassing or harassing an apartment resident. She has no business or right to be there. It all could have been avoided by just stepping aside to let somebody pass through to their own home.

[@ameliab7245]

@@BornInPhillyPA She was a fire hazard for blocking the door.

[@blechtic]

@@ameliab7245 "I'm not moving. If they didn't want to burn to death, they wouldn't be living in a burning building."

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

I'm sorry for her daughters. I hope they turn out okay.

[@cookeymonster83]

It's in Britain. The hail is harmless here.

[@amymandeville8342]

I LOVE when a (legit) business owner stands up for themselves AND their employees. We need so much more of that!

[@dumbelldaisy]

You don’t mean the “rock” phone call do you!? That lady was super nice and was just trying to get a decent deal. She was hardly acting “entitled” lol 😂

[@dumbelldaisy]

Nvm! Skimmed the video and saw which story you meant. Excuse thy original reply!

[@RainbowRainey27]

I've actually had my roommates accuse me of stealing pasta sauce that my husband bought. They saw us cook dinner and then even after explaining it was ours they still told us not to touch the other two we had 🙄 We keep all our food in our room now.

[@Robynhoodlum]

I actually forgot I was using the back of my closet as my pantry after the toxic roommate got kicked out. When I finally was packing up to move I came across a bunch of old canned beans and veggies!

[@skylarjaxx2399]

This why me n my husband don't do roommates. Helped his brother once never again.

[@ClareRoss-o4d]

Wow, they've got some nerve telling you that you can't have your own food! They need to go!

[@twiggystardust9573]

LMAO! NO, that first guy is NOT the A-hole! He's a bloody genius! Dude completely deserved a bad case of liquishits!

[@kerrietinker6074]

I was much worse than that for a food thief at work. My sandwich and coke would always be gone by the time I got to my meal break. I pretty much knew who it was. So one day I went to my sisters house, my niece had gastro. Being young she didnt wash her hands so well. I got her to help me make my sandwich so she handled everything the meat, the tomatoes, carrot, onion, bean sprouts and bread. She had no clue why but was happy to help even though she wasnt feeling well. Put my sandwich in the fridge labelled and as usual when I got to my meal break no food. Couldn't help but smile when the next shift I'm on I hear the suspected food thief is off with gastro. I told the others what I had done and it definitely got back to him. He never said anything but my food was never stolen again nor was anyone elses cause I exposed him with a nice dose of gastro.

[@bugstomper123]

The dairy one reminds me of a story my mom told me from when she was a kid. She's one of 6 kids and each kid would get a bottle of soda every week. the older ones had figured out at some point that they could take a few sips every day and they'd have something sweet to drink all week, but the little kids hadn't figured that out yet, so when they drank theirs all up on day 1, they would steal sips from their siblings. My grandma figured it out, and she'd set out decoy bottles of soda...but instead of soda, she filled them with cold coffee. Stopped the thieving really quick

[@ameliab7245]

That happened to me when I got candy or cookies. Instead of scarfing them down, I would savor them, eat them slowly. Well the other kids in the family would eat theirs fast and complain when I was still eating mine and want mine too.

[@SarafinaSummers]

My husband got nailed with that one when he was a kid! Hahahahaha

[@marikroyals7111]

@@ameliab7245 Had that problem with Halloween, Christmas, and Easter candy. Brothers would eat theirs in a week or less and I would still have mine (didn't take long for mom to keep a hold of theirs's and have them go to her to get some). Had to resort to putting the candy in my underwear drawer. They caught on quick to where it was but they weren't willing to touch my underwear to get to the bag of candy underneath (anytime I forgot and mine went missing mom just gave me their stash instead since they ate mine).

[@0blivvy8]

One of my favorite milk thief stories is a woman whose coffee creamer kept going missing at work. She'd leave notes, her name, but it still went missing, and she was a new mother so really needed her coffee. Fed up, one day she filled the creamer bottle with her breastmilk. Sure enough, they drank it! She later put a note on it saying hope you enjoyed, telling what it was! That's my favorite kind of payback, something that's harmless but still gets to them.

[@lindseyowen5968]

My sister insisted she could only eat branded food. My Nan didn’t mind buying it for her and usually did, but sometimes she’d buy a cheaper version and put it in the branded tub just to see if she’d noticed. She never did!😂

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

Didn't she noticed that the inner seals were tampered with? Sealed bags, inner protective seals, etc. They also have special ways that the products are topped off (ridges, swirls, etc) you could tell someone else already ate it.

[@lindseyowen5968]

@@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone well there was five of us in the house so she probably just thought one of us had gotten to it first. Living in a large household would you/ do you check all of your food for evidence of tampering? 😵‍💫

[@raynaemurray]

I know someone like this. 😂

[@katjames914]

I did this because of my husband’s insistence on brand names and later fessed up. I told him that since he couldn’t tell the difference, I didn’t want to hear any complaining from now on unless he could prove he could tell the difference in a blindfolded taste test. So it became a yearly New Year’s Eve tradition to do blindfolded taste tests.

[@maddogdisorder]

I do this for my grandpa! Haha but more for high sodium vs low sodium products. He hasnt noticed yet. :)

[@karisma-mcm]

It's always the stingiest housemates that end up stealing other housemate's groceries/belongings 🙄 And Charlotte is so right about other people projecting other people stealing their stuff when they're the thieves themselves! 👏

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Ya, i had one guy accusing me of trying to steal from his gf's purse, because i smiled at him while my left hand was close to her purse. I was arm wrestling with my right hand at the time, that's why i smiled, because i was beating that guy easy. I hadn't noticed the purse. I told him i don't steal and i likely had ten times more money on me that she could have in her purse.

[@ThePowerflake]

Absolutely . I have known for many years that a person who doesn’t trust anyone can’t be trusted.

[@itssteph263]

If I had a roommate stealing food & milk, I would have found a way to buy myself a mini fridge and a lock for my room in a month. Having to replace stolen food adds up.

[@cbryce9243]

I lived with a thief; I have to wonder what else he helped himself to. If they steal your food, they will steal other things too. My diamond earring disappeared along with many other pieces of jewelry. A thief is a thief is a thief.

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

so YOU should spend MORE to avoid SOMEONE else's assholeness?

[@sharatainx3990]

@@cbryce9243 correction. They MIGHT steal other things too.

[@minisn3066]

@@sharatainx3990 What are you doing? Defending a thief’s honour 😂

[@Jennith777]

I worked 12hr evening/night shifts in an ER, and my food often got stolen from our break room. There was no other food around late in the night when I would need it, except a junk food vending machine in the waiting room that wouldn’t take dollars, only change. Very frustrating. In the end, I started labeling my food as expired, with a date a week or two later than I brought it in. I figured the chances of my lunch being stolen were much higher than the chances of the fridge being cleaned out. I was right: didn’t lose any food again.

[@annawimpey5307]

That's brilliant! My friend brings her food in a mini cooler. It sits under her desk. She has cold drinks close by and doesn't have to leave her food in the breakroom refrigerator.

[@jel6294]

Miss watching you charlotte, I had 8 roommates when I used to live in Connecticut who keep stealing my laundry soap but can’t figure it out who. So what I did was I put a lil bleach in my laundry soap to find out whose stealing it, then one day heard one of my roommate screaming cos his expensive shirt got bleach on and can’t blame me cos he knew he got busted. Best revenge ever.

[@lexzile4035]

Love the lactose intolerant story, reminds me of when I was living on res at UNI (I'm from Australia) and the house I was in was a self contained share house. People often nicked stuff all the time, an me being the petty, petty person I am was always like... ok game on. Anyway, one day my best friend noticed her milk was getting taken off her shelf of fridge and drunk on her while she was at classes. She told RA (person is suppose to help) and they were basically like 'suxs to be you, just buy more'. I took offence since my friend got really upset with their lack of help. So since her and I got same type of milk (but mine was locked in my fridge in my room) I got my empty carton, cleaned it out and put it aside. then when I did my next grocery run I got some fresh habanero chilies from fruit and veg section, before going to baby section of store and got the cheapest/on special baby formula I could find. Then back at res (when I knew 90 percent of house was asleep) I mixed up formula and put it in pre prepared milk container and then just because I suspected they were drinking from carton I rubbed cut up chili on lid so it would get on lip of carton. (I had for warned my friend who was the only other person that got that brand of milk of my plans) Suffice to say my friends milk was never taken again, even if we did have to sit through a lecture from RA on 'acceptable behaviour concerning what was placed in fridges' I told them they should feel lucky I couldn't get my hands on 'real' baby milk and didn't just go with my original plan of laxatives.

[@goldengryphon]

The RA taking the side of the food thief is sus. I would defintely make note of that. Unless the food thief was a special friend of someone, that RA needed someone to explain who was in the wrong. What you do with your own food is your own business.

[@lexzile4035]

@@goldengryphon yeah that RA was bad for it, he usually took side of 'the guys' who were the culprits. I have lots of stories where I took the petty route just to stick it to him and them.

[@jeffreyclinard2002]

The RA should have said the lesson is simple. Don't steal other people's groceries. You don't know what they might have laced them with.

[@jtc1947]

@ LEX... Too bad that You didn't have a snarky come-back for the RA jerk! Maybe should have told them that "sucks to be a thief and get caught at it." ???

[@jtc1947]

@@lexzile4035 Send the stories to Charlotte and give us some laughs???

[@reginafromrio]

The Karen that was speaking with the landscaper actually didn't seem toooooo bad. And it is pretty common for people to lie about having another offer that's lower. I was a hair stylist for 25 years and I had people do that to me on the daily. I'm glad he stood up for what he's worth.

[@shellyzadorozny7927]

plus he kniw she would be a bad client to work for

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

Karen's are built around getting their way. I'm glad he stood his ground.

[@LazyIRanch]

I only get my hair cut about once a year, and it's such a treat I would never think of haggling over the price! I always tip at least 20%, and I put the tip inside of a cute little pyramid-shaped zippered coin purse that I make from my vast supply of scrap fabrics. Lately I've been making fancy fabric, beaded, origami butterflies that I sew to a hair clip, so I might clip one of those to the tip. It's always appreciated, and who knows? I might get a few customers!

[@SALshaNoma]

It's probably because it's fake.

[@greyscalesx]

She got owned bc he knows there is no other guy. So she's trying to scam him and he is trying to act as if he's being understanding and accepting of the client going elsewhere. So she's trapped bc she can't take his offer anymore, it wouldn't make sense. She would need to admit there was no other cheaper offer.

[@akviperkitty6]

My dad accidentally ate one of my chocolate laxatives thinking it was candy. After he got the runs, I asked, "Dad, did you take one of my chocolate laxatives thinking it was candy?" He said. "Oops. Sorry about that, daughter. It did taste good and I only had one." I replied, "Well, you did complain about being a bit bound up over the past couple days. I'll give you a pass on this." To which, he said, "Now that you mention it, I do feel a bit better after this."

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

Is he unable to read or do you keep your laxatives with the other candy?

[@Emeraldwitch30]

@@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone the kind I buy comes in little sliver mylar bag like a small candy bar might be in from Halloween. Very small text with contents and dates. They come in a box though but I often have them put in my daily pill box. My mom wasn't quite paying attention and ate about 10 of my gummy vitamins lol. She didn't get sick from them tho. Maybe a little sugar high.

[@akviperkitty6]

That was my fault for taking it out of the package and leaving it on the counter when the phone rang. My dad had gotten home from work, and didn't think anything of it when he sneakily popped it in his mouth.

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

Hilarious, but glad it helped him😂 You inadvertantly did your kind deed for the day lol

[@skydragon84]

Maybe he'll buy some for himself for when he's feeling bound up since he liked the taste.

[@theiran]

I had roommates who stole from me. So I took drastic measures. Rearranged my bedroom, got a locking doorknob for the bedroom, put in a dorm fridge, and a tall shelf. My food, personal care items, and cookware stayed in my room. I kept the door locked any time I was out of my room. I stopped cooking for everyone. Only cooked enough for myself. Neither of the others could cook. So they had to start getting by on microwave dinners, instant ramen, fast food. Their food budgets went up dramatically. I paid for the internet, so I changed the password and cut them off. When I did eventually move out, I took out an ad in the local newspaper for the next couple of months. It said "If you're planning on rents at such and such place, don't. They will steal your food and personal items." Through mutual friends, I found out that they both eventually had to move back home as they couldn't afford the place with just the two of them.

[@sparkymularkey6970]

I'm so glad my roommate and I have such a chill food situation going on. We buy our own food, but we also share our own food, and no one ever takes more than what's fair. He often has trouble finishing fresh stuff on time, and so he says I'm always welcome to it, and the same goes for him! It's nice to have no drama about food.

[@amanda4901]

Last one had me rolling in laughter. My husband and I have an electrical company and these calls happen ALL the time. I can’t tell you how many times people try to tell us so and so gave us a bid at this price can’t you come lower and we are like “no you should go to them since they are super affordable”, and here’s the plot twist 90% of the time the other company out bid us by a higher number. How do we know? Because we’re in a small town and all the trades talk. It’s funny when people think they are outsmarting us or trying to trick us but the joke is on them because guess what? We all talk! We know you’re overpaying for that job now Karen! 😂

[@LazyIRanch]

25 years ago, my 2nd job was my home-based business. I did custom sewing out of my converted garage, which had a front door and was separate from my house so I did most of the work after putting my son to bed. I was a single mom, working 25-30 hours a week at a printing company as a graphic artist. Most people understood that buying custom, hand-made items cost more, but then there were those "Karens" who complained that they could buy a simple dress from Walmart for $15 so I shouldn't charge $30 when they are supplying the fabric! Well, Karen, why don't you buy the Walmart dresses, then? "Because I want one made from the fabric that belonged to my grandmother, and with more detail, and custom fitting, blah, blah, blah..." My favorite customer was a sweet lady who was a health-missionary/nurse who spent months at a time in poor African countries going with other healthcare workers to remote villages to give vaccines and help build clinics. She needed modest, simple, cotton dresses that were comfortable in the hot humid environment, so she would have the same pattern made in different colors and patterns. I did give her a good discount since they were easy to make and didn't require multiple fittings. She surprised me and gave me an expensive bottle of perfume from Victoria's Secret for Christmas! Folks like her made the work so much more enjoyable.

[@ThunderStruck15]

The guy is incredibly unprofessional and posts content mocking people and showing their houses. Like... the worst you can do is say no, she’s not rude or berating. Just say no, don’t video tape it and put it on youtube. He had this one video where he spent 20 minutes mocking this elderly woman because she asked if he could clean up her yard with a two week notice, as she had a party coming up. Put a full video of her house, including house numbers on it, and said she was an idiot for not knowing you would need more than two weeks to get work done. He’s a total douchebag.

[@amanda4901]

@@ThunderStruck15 that is terrible. I was unaware of that. If that is the case that is completely unprofessional and I do not agree with that at all 😔

[@heavennunya809]

I mean, but that is how you barter though? To me I see nothing wrong with it, we had not long ago a company try to overcharge us for some work, we asked someone else about It and he made it clear they were overcharging and it was bs. Bartering isn't a bad thing.

[@amanda4901]

@@heavennunya809lying about another company giving them a cheaper bid when they did not is not bartering. It’s dishonest. If a company is cheaper than by all means go with them. But many small contractors these days are setting the price as fair as they can given the increase in insurance, material, labor and general operating costs. To deceive them and lie is not establishing a very good customer/business relationship

[@rachellepurington551]

My first year of high school we were in the old high school building and some of the lockers didn't lock properly or at all. I was one of the lucky ones. I took my lunch or a snack and often times had oreo cookies. The started to go missing! My mom replaced the white filling with white toothpaste. Only one or two of my friends knew about that. After that, my cookies never snuck out of my locker again.

[@Mokiefraggle]

The one with the thief roommate honestly reminded me a lot of living with my dad. I was just out of college, and had basically no choice but to move in with my dad (before I went to my university, my mother and I had been living with my grandmother as her caretakers, but my mum was moving out, and my aunt was taking over. And even though my aunt prefers to sleep in her recliner rather than her bed, I was told I couldn't stay). So, I wasn't exactly rolling in money, but I bought my own food and made my own meals so as to not be a bother, as I couldn't really afford rent, and yet my dad was _constantly_ mooching anything that looked good to him. I bought blueberry yogurt because it's one of my favorites, and they'd immediately disappear because he's a fiend for blueberries. Similarly, if I bought Pop-Tarts in any flavor, they'd start to disappear. I even came back at least once to find a package open, with one Pop-Tart taken, and the other just sitting there. Pretty sure some of it was also my stepsister, but it was clear that the sweets and especially my blueberry-flavored things were my dad. So I did the only reasonable thing: I stopped buying blueberry anything. Blueberry bagels? Nope, and no blueberry cream cheese spread either. Yogurt? Not a chance. Instead, I went with the easiest tool for keeping my dad out of my food: I bought anything I could in strawberry flavor. My dad is super allergic to strawberries, to the point of hives and swelling throat. So, when it became clear who the thief was, and particularly that the focus was on all my sweet foods (he's also type-2 diabetic, and gonzo for sugar in any form), I just switched to a sweet that he couldn't have. I seem to recall it leading to him sulking and wondering what happened to the blueberry things (it's been a while, but I'm pretty sure he straight-up asked me at one point, what happened to the blueberry yogurts!), and thus outing himself completely.

[@nunyabiznes33]

Dang, I can't even imagine having a parent like that LOL.

[@Dragon_Lair]

@@nunyabiznes33 I can.

[@thehypequeeng7690]

He’s your dad get a life bro

[@LucaBunny.]

Him buying himself blueberry yogurt was never an option 😂

[@Mokiefraggle]

@@LucaBunny. It really wasn't, when you consider that that would've required _him_ to go grocery shopping, and why would he when I was conveniently providing it for him? 😆

[@brittbratt101123]

I had roommates who kept stealing my snacks and my juice boxes. I’m a type 1 diabetic that literally just got out of the nursing home from almost dying from my blood sugar. They wouldn’t replace or even tell me that it was gone. Several times I woke up with my blood sugar so low I could barely walk. I’d go try to get some juice and a snack and it would be gone. No one would go get some even if I’d offer to pay and give them gas money. Luckily my best friends mom lived in the same complex and she’d go get me something. It got so bad I ended up in the hospital with a blood sugar of 29. I was unconscious. My grams and mom went crazy and threatened to call the police. I moved out.

[@cocobutter3175]

I feel this. I'm type 1, and the only thing I could really afford to keep around for lows is apple juice. I was using those bags of black forest gummy bears, but they got too expensive. My boyfriend will drink it all, and I'm the only one buying groceries, that have to be delivered, since I can't drive. So it's hard to get more juice after he drinks it in a week. And this is even after I've woken up in the back of an ambulance three times, because of low blood sugar in the middle of the night. My brain just shuts down, not letting me regain consciousness. One time it was for hours, like 9 hours, and my mom came over since I wasn't answering and had to call the ambulance, so at least you can go a lot longer than you think without hitting zero. I'm not sure what it goes down to, since I'm always unconscious, but I usually start waking back up when they get it up to 15. But after all that, you'd think he'd leave the apple juice for me. Nope. I've started buying instant grits as backup now, they actually work pretty fast. I just traded it out with a food item I always bought for him. And luckily, I finally have a dexcom now, so I can go to sleep, knowing I have a low alarm that will wake me up before my brain shuts down. I set it kinda high so I have plenty of time to act. Love that thing.

[@sorayasiedl7357]

@@cocobutter3175 The feeling of waking up during the night with a low blood sugar even with dexcom is like clinging on to dear life. If someone would even send me to the hospital with their behavior by taking what I need to survive would be a reason for me to break up, let alone doing that MULTIPLE times! Or press charges in the case of @brittbratt101123

[@dexine4723]

@@cocobutter3175 Why are you with someone who is so selfish and unconcerned about your safety? I've seen more cases of domestic abuse and coercive/controlling behaviour than I can count, and I would strongly advise you to take a good, hard look at your relationship.

[@kiml5490]

That’s fucking crazy excuse the language but in this case it’s warranted!! 29!!!!

[@kiml5490]

@@dexine4723I’m telling her that I’ll help her get rid of that one! Wanna come with!?

[@SuperMrsMar]

What makes a great comedian is being able to turn the heckling into a joke. That man nailed it.

[@phastinemoon]

A little bit - the part before, where he was like “you try struggling on open mic for ten years” had some real “I work hard for my money, why should you get handouts “ energy. Also… he’s got the alpha bro mentality… I’m sure he can be funny, but if you’re an alpha bro, you’re gonna get heckled and, frankly, you deserve it.

[@angelus0975]

Someone in my previous office was eating our food in our shared refrigerator despite the food was labelled. I laced an irresistible cake with full box of laxatives. True enough it was eaten by someone despite its labelled accordingly. Dude responsible had the worst diarrhoea of the century. He had to go to the hospital… then everyone knew he was the one eating other people’s food. He’s actually someone from upper management..

[@lionessprowess3581]

How embarrassing! You would expect someone from upper management to be able to afford their own food. What an A!

[@tisha4lives]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂so a shitty boss had the shyts😂😂😂😂😂

[@cathys949]

@@lionessprowess3581 Upper Mgmt often is the most entitled, they feel like they can do anything they want with impunity.

[@DemonSkunk0408]

This is why I love comedians. They have to practice perfect comebacks for those entitled hecklers who try to make the show about them. Love you and your videos as always, Charlotte!

[@katharineoneill3892]

Have you seen Steve Hofstetter? My favourite comeback from him is 'you're like an underdone piece of toast that keeps popping up'.

[@DemonSkunk0408]

@@katharineoneill3892 YES! I love Steve. That's kind of who I thought of when I wrote this comment. His comebacks to hecklers are flawless.

[@ferox965]

Steve Hofstetter taking down hecklers is art.

[@corsaircarl9582]

I never got hecklers, like, do they not get that the comedian on stage is like, there to tell jokes? That's like going to a salad bar then bitching loudly about all the salad.

[@LazyIRanch]

@@katharineoneill3892 Steve is phenomenally fantastic at coming up with the perfect comebacks on the fly! I love that guy. Back in the 90s I worked with a guy who did stand-up on the weekends at a club known for clean, but excellent comedy. Visiting professional comedians dropped in often to hone their bantering skills with the small audience. My friend told me that anyone can get a few laughs by dropping f-bombs, or using crude toilet humor, but it takes skill to tell truly funny stories and jokes that wouldn't offend anyone. My friend Bob didn't let hecklers get to him, and he practiced his craft even at work, which made working with him delightful. Our bosses were great, and never minded us cracking jokes since we always got our work done. His style was the self-deprecating middle-aged suburban guy who had been happily married for decades. He joked about his wife, but it was never mean. In his stories, she was always the smart one while he pretended to be clueless. He passed away a few years ago, and he is sorely missed at the Backdoor Comedy club. Oh, the absolute worst audience members, hands down, were the bachelorette parties. Really not the place to go if you're looking for R-rated entertainment. They usually got escorted out the door for not behaving like adults.

[@davidbateleur8357]

That last video is a totally normal every day discussion in my industry... house removal. 99% of our quotes the customer will say they have another quote for cheaper and they want us to meet that price. Half the time its true but thats a quote from a cowboy, uninsured, hire-van who gets his mates from down the pub to do the work, and the other half of the time theyre lying. We tell them to email us the other quote and we will look at it. In the rare case where a quote is sent we can see the other quote does not include all of the services that our quote does include. This is a game we all play in manual labour industries! lol

[@OFjimjamlee]

As someone who owns a business and does work around ppls houses , I do this same exact thing. “Wow, that’s a great price, I would totally use that other person for the job cause that’s a price I can’t compete with!”

[@xeanluxcrille6847]

Regarding that milk situation, honestly, if you're lactose intolerant, then it's YOUR own goddamn responsibility to check what you eat or drink! Even if it was deliberate, that thieving guy can only fault himself for not checking what he drank. If it's not yours, don't consume it; you don't know what's in it!

[@alzgamer7054]

When you said "He exploded" - the first thing that came into my head was - "Well, probably his diarrhea got really out of hands".

[@taufeeqagherdien3134]

Definitely shouldn’t be holding stuff like that in your hands.

[@alzgamer7054]

@@taufeeqagherdien3134 sometimes you don't have a choice...

[@misaandcoart]

As a fellow lactose intolerant person, I cackled at the petty revenge of the milk. I only wish I'd thought of it when I lived in shared accommodation. Instead, I ended up buying a mini fridge and kept all my belongings including food, my own cutlery and plates, etc because my housemates used them and never cleaned them, took my food and left food in the shared fridges so long that black mould went through them. I am never ever living in shared accommodation again.

[@nameunknown1519]

At my old job, instead of writing my name on drinks I used to put “Not (whatever the drink was)” on the bottle, so any potential thief would have to think about if it was worth risking finding out what it was 😂😂😂

[@Nightingale606]

As a lactose intolerant girl, I find the first story hilarious. And relatable. I once had a roommate, who was jobless and her parents backed her entitled ass up financialwise. She always bought regular milk and dairy products because those were cheep, and left it to rot, because it upsetted her stomach (obviously), and drank my lactose-free milk. When I called her out, she denied it, so I "stopped buying lactose free milk". In reality I took an empty regular milk box from our third roommate, and when I bought lactose free milk, i poured that into that regular milk box, and considered the deed done. 🤷‍♀

[@pseudonumb]

Ah, roommates. Lol. I had one roommate who invited her creepy boyfriend to live with us (rent-free, of course) "temporarily" (it was not temporary), and one day he cornered me in the kitchen to yell at me about how I was eating all of the waffles...the waffles that *I* purchased...for *myself.*

[@willischwabe1324]

How did the story end, please? You left that circus and looked for another place? That's what I think most people would do, probably.

[@pseudonumb]

@@willischwabe1324 I did eventually move out! I live alone now and it's BLISS. 😂

[@annea5781]

😂😂😂😂

[@teenybabs]

I used to believe that people distrust others due to them projecting. Nowadays and as I've aged I am less trusting of others as I have had many 'friends' steal from me over the years to the point I no longer welcome people into my home. I'll go for a coffee, we can meet up at gatherings but I just don't trust people in my home. I know it's a sad way to live, but at least my things don't go walkabout anymore.

[@ameliab7245]

I've had that happen to. So I stopped having people over. If I had someone over and anything was gone, then I knew it was that person and didn't blame the wrong person. People didn't used to be this way when I was a little girl. And the other strange thing about it is, most of my belongings I have purchased on sale, at rummages, or at Goodwill. So when my brother stole from me I just thought he was a lazy man or just jealous because I found nice things. I even had some of my photographs stolen, school work, and art projects. So I tell people my art must really be good if it is worth stealing. Even a sweater I knit for my Mom before she passed away was stolen.

[@teenybabs]

@@ameliab7245 Sorry, babe. Yeah, it makes it worse when you know how it is as I never let people in. They still would deny it to my face, most annoying part is if anyone say "but I could never do that to you we're friends/family" it's now a red flag.

[@evil1by1]

Most people don't steal. I too have had all my nice things grow legs but the solution isn't isolation, it having better quality friends. And keeping the good shit locked up when guests come over

[@teenybabs]

@@evil1by1 I find myself agreeing with your point, still, these days I don't have time for friends, so it's not really an issue.

[@strixsionnach7655]

I'm lucky in the fact that my parents bought me a really nice mini fridge when I was in college as a birthday present, so I haven't really ever had issues with my food being stolen. The only time I really did was one time I had a jug of juice in the communal fridge (it wouldn't fit in mine, and I had my name on it), and when I had some a day or two later, I could taste a lot of alcohol in it. I knew which of my two roommates at the time would do that (it was obvious), so, pissed off, I immediately dumped it out because I hate alcohol/don't drink, and I wanted to be petty and waste that girls money. She never pulled that sort of thing with mine or my other roommates food again.

[@terramarini6880]

Same happened to me at a house party, friend knew I didn't drink so had put one jug of juice in the fridge for me, some asshat put vodka in it and I got to drink water all night, yay me! Oh and whoever put the vodka didn't drink the juice, it sat there all fukin night untouched.

[@Nylak-Otter]

As a person who offers a very niche service because I have very niche skills, if someone says there's someone in the area that can do the same job for cheaper, I'm also gonna tell them to go with that guy. Cause if it's not also me in a trenchcoat, they're lying, and I don't want to work with them. 😂

[@terranova4078]

I had roommates who would go in my bathroom and steal my soaps. All they had to do was ask. What set me off one day was when one of these females stole my clothes then had the audacity to wear my shit as her pjs. Obviously I asked, she denied…. So…. I took my shit back and wore it in front of her

[@cynthiaoconnor7185]

After the Christmas holidays, in college, I became horribly sick and had to go home for 2 weeks. When I returned several people told me how nice my roommate looked in my clothes. I got descriptions of which clothing she wore and discovered she wore all of my clothes that I received at Christmas! When I asked her about her actions, she denied it. I then gave her days, times and who saw her. All I wanted was an apology. But she kept denying. Finally, I told her she needed to move out and, if she didn't, I would tell everyone on campus what she had done and make her life a living hell. She moved to another room and I didn't have to pay for a private room because there was no person to take her place. Don't ever lie to me.

[@samanthaabreu782]

I have this feeling too about not being sure if you are right or wrong. I'm being evicted because I complained about my neighbour to the landlord, he keeps his tv sound so loud that I can barely function inside my apartment. And guess what? She decided that the best way was to kick me out just because I wanted to live in peace. Now, I currently spend all my days with my sound at the maximum until I leave.

[@ecduf]

Samantha you are not the Ahole. They - both - are. I hope you found another place and that you'll be happy in it

[@esmeraldagreengate4354]

You should blast porn 24/7 till you leave.

[@jtc1947]

@ Samantha...So sorry that the landlord is being a jerk! Hope that You can find a LOT BETTER PLACE! PEACE!

[@FullMoonOctober]

I'm curious what she's going to do when the next renter also complains about the noise? Yes, getting rid of one person makes the disagreement stop, but if you keep the problem person, you're just setting yourself up to deal with the same thing over again.

[@xDarkTrinityx]

I mean... sound ordinances are something usually in your lease. If you're really being evicted for just complaining, pretty sure you could get a lawyer involved for wrongfully being evicted.

[@MandyMooToo]

Thanks for being such a lovely ray of sunshine in my day Charlotte!

[@ciaraf4158]

Several years ago I had a roommate with a coworker from my part time job ( I’m also in the military). Whenever I would have duty, overnight field training or spend a of time away from my apartment my food was gone. The roommate would never replace the food. So what I decided to do to put a stop to it was get rid of the fridge. I was in the middle of PCSing ( moving duty stations) and I purchased the fridge prior to me moving in. Once I got rid of the fridge and put a mini fridge in my room that’s when all my food would mysteriously stay there until I got home. The room mate was furious that I got rid of the fridge lol 😂

[@matildarei]

My roommates would steal my milk, so one weekend I put some blue food coloring in it, just enough that you couldn’t tell until you poured it out, and left for the weekend. When I returned, they asked me about it … I told them it was an “experiment.” They never touched my food again. I was so glad when I moved out.

[@Arionlappy]

I think the Karen landscaping call was ok. Yeah she was lying about there being another person, but she wasn't too rude. She wasted a bit of his time though. I once was getting sod installed in my back yard and I was calling a bunch of people for quotes. First person to finally give me a number was WAAAAY out of my budget. Like impossible. So I told him thank you but that I couldn't afford it. He tried to convince me that that's just what it costs. I told him I understood and I hadn't realized that it was simply that expensive and that I couldn't afford it and I'd just have to figure something else out. I was not trying to talk him down because I recognized his labor is worth whatever he needs to charge for it. He then suggested I use leftover sod from someone else's project because then I would only have to pay for the labor not the material. I asked him how much that would be and it was still higher than I could afford. I told him I really appreciated the suggestion but that it simply was outside my price range and I'd need to figure something else out. I had no intentions of calling other people or haggling him or anything like that, it was just my first time pricing such a task and he made me realize it was not an option at that time. So after multiple times of telling him "thank you, I guess I can't afford it." and trying to get off the phone, he said "Well what were you expecting to pay." And I gave him the absolute max number I was budgeting for. He said he'd do it for that price. I said "How can you, you need to run your business and pay your guys. I'm not trying to lowball you. If you tell me this isn't what it costs then I can't afford it." He insisted. I got it done for my price and then when my friends saw the sod and asked what I paid, they got mad at me because they thought I badgered the man into doing it for that price. Maybe he needed the job, maybe he felt bad for me. Not sure. But it never hurts to be honest when you can't afford something. Don't have to lie about another offer because the logical question will always be then "why don't you go with that other offer."

[@ameliab7245]

Maybe the season was slow & he couldn't have his men sitting around doing nothing. Maybe still had to pay his guys regardless. Maybe he decided to be nice on top of that and lower the price. When I got estimates for tree removal due to a storm, one guy kept asking what the other estimates were and then made something up based on the others. I felt that was shady.

[@annawimpey5307]

Most people have never haggled. The listed price is the price, right? It is much easier now to research and find a ballpark figure for your costs. Negotiating with a contractor is the same as buying a car or asking for a raise. Most people don't like doing it and therefore are bad at it. What one fellow can't afford to do at your price, another would jump at the chance. A large company can't do small jobs, just as a small company can't do a big project. Negotiating takes practice. In the end, I'm happy with the price if the job was done right, because dealing with mistakes takes practice too.

[@gaoxiaen1]

@@ameliab7245 Just rake, seed (with a much nicer type of grass, such as Kentucky bluegass), and water it yourself. After a week or two the grass is growing.

[@ramachandra776]

Charlotte's advice "Mind your business" - one of the things Karens cannot do . Also they cannot handle the truth or somebody else being happy . 🙂

[@llama7748]

It's not in their vocabulary 😂😂

[@naturallymarkitah]

The lawn owner was so calm when talking to that Karen. Straight up said if the other person can do it at 350 then go with them. When folks say that normally it's their imaginary friend they were talking about 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@filmfangirls9163]

Sometimes at work when I'm quoting prices and they come back with a lower price from someone else, I'm like "welp.i would go with that!" And yes there usually is no other guy lol

[@squirrelly68]

She wasn't a Karen, though. She was haggling. She was polite and calm. How is she entitled/a Karen? They were both civil and polite to each other.

[@claudinis29]

@@squirrelly68 bc she is lying, there’s no other guy for 350 if I found someone for 350 I would just go for them not ask someone else to Charge me the same

[@naturallymarkitah]

@@squirrelly68 sweetheart her name was actually Karen and the fact that she was trying to get him to lower his labor price........it was entitlement.... if she had a problem with this she should have done it herself

[@SALshaNoma]

I'm starting to think his videos are fake because he posts a lot of rude customers. Plus does he record himself talking to every customer or is it just lucky that he catches crazy ones by chance.

[@FreshLemonyGoodness]

My sister has the audacity to get annoyed with me when she comes to my place (usually unplanned) and tries to raid my fridge only to remember I'M allergic to milk, which doesn't play nicely with HER nut allergy (I buy almond milk, cashew milk ice cream, etc.) Edit: Okay, people are reading way more into this... 1) She's usually tipsy when she gets like this at my place. Of course she gets whiny and entitled when she's drunk-hangry and can't eat my food. 2) She doesn't just barge into my home. For one she can't (I live in an apartment building with a secure entrance,) and for another, we were raised better than that. She'll text or call and unexpectedly be in town and want to get drinks. I'm fine with the spontaneity. 3) She's 7 years younger than me. She's the baby. Some of that entitlement is unfortunately common, (but she's gotten a LOT better.)

[@nxctem]

dude that’s golden 😂😂 the universe gave you a way to combat your sister’s entitlement just a bit.

[@jtc1947]

Can You put a lock on the FRIDGE or maybe leave NUTS of some kind all over the place. If She is NOT severely allergic, I would out nutty stuff in a lot of food???

[@FreshLemonyGoodness]

@@jtc1947 I mean, she usually only comes over to my place to sober up if we went out (I live within walking distance of a downtown area.) So it's partial entitlement, partial tipsy hunger, and partial "little sister is being a butt because that's what they do."

[@jtc1947]

@@FreshLemonyGoodness Hope that SHE will learn to go TO HOME to sober up and LEAVE You in PEACE. Put a GOOD LOCK on the door??

[@borkbork4124]

Now this is tea! I have a million allergies and someone comes into my place with a mild one and is mad I didnt inform them that pesto has tree nuts. When you come in and help yourself before asking me how my day was, let alone if you can eat my leftovers, that is on YOU, not me. And TRUST ME, I get it, allergies are a pain, but it is your job to ask about any potential allergens.

[@michellealjunaidi8471]

At our office someone kept taking Mindy's lunches. So she decided to bring a lunch that was super spicy. We all found out who was stealing her lunch. When John had an allergic reaction to the spicy corn salad she made. Her name was clearly labeled on the glass dish. He tried to get her in trouble with our department head Ryan. He said John was eating Mindy's lunch when his reaction happened. So the fault falls on John.

[@BangtansMomma]

My husband is an domestic engineer and totally refuses to do it for people who are not very close family or close friends, as other’s (who are acquaintances) expect him to fix an appliance like a washing machine for £30 total cost. When it’s £40 (which is very cheap anyway) to just call him out to look. That is without labour and parts, that can cost £100 pounds for just the part. And sometimes to fit a part he has to take the whole machine apart. Machines, refrigerator’s, tumble dryers and cooker’s are not light either, they are really heavy to move around. Someone the other day expected my husband to get a washing machine to an attic 4th floor apartment on very steep SPIRAL STAIRS! And wanted to give £30! Uhm hell no 😂 And the friends also expect you to do it for THEIR families for cheap too 😑 The only people he does it for, only paying for the part’s is his mum, sister, our daughter’s and his nan when she was alive. His father is already an engineer himself so he does his own.

[@jezlawrence720]

This is why I told my brother in law to always quote me if I needed something looking at with the plumbing. Sure he doesn't charge me overtime for weekends but on the other hand he'll be getting fed and booze at the end most likely - but he always gets paid and I don't haggle.

[@asteria4279]

My brother will give people the "relative discount", as in "relatively the same as everyone else" haha 😆

[@jezlawrence720]

@@asteria4279 :D that's brilliant imma pass that one on

[@VidGirl88]

I love the poetic justice of the milk swap. I put seaweed in all my stuff to stop my old roommates from eating my food. After a while I just tell them whatever I bought had seaweed in it (bought my food at the Chinese market so ingredients in Chinese). They never stole my food again. 🤣👍

[@jtc1947]

@ TARA...LOVE Your solution!

[@Humanoidfrenzzy]

But seaweed is delicious. As long as they don't steal your food anymore that's great.

[@filmfangirls9163]

The milk friend needs to get new friends if they think he's the a hole. I'm glad his roommate is backing him up. And I would laugh too.

[@tats763]

LOL I immediately thought not the a-hole from the title alone on that first one. R didn't have a severe peanut allergy and she mixed some into her milk. He got diarrhea. And he only got that because he was stealing her milk. Hmm, it's seems like the consequences of his own actions were the issue! 😆

[@OcarinaSapphr-]

Oh- I had traumatic flashbacks with the first one! My brother's ex was always taking my stuff, using my stuff, eating my food, & lying about it. I became an involuntary vegetarian because I wasn't going to buy meat & stuff that I wouldn't get to eat- groceries were expensive enough without essentially buying them for someone else... The first final straw came when she stole the wedding planner guide I'd bought to help an old friend- she'd asked to 'borrow' it a few weeks before; I said yes, but I needed it returned (because I was going to send some stuff to my friend). It was given back that afternoon- but the next time I went to get it, it was gone- I asked her if she was borrowing it again, & she said she didn't have it. I knew that was a lie- but I wasn't going to push it, I just reminded her to put it back in my bookshelf. Some ugly muttering under her breath, but I ignored it. I brought it up with my brother but he did nothing- despite reminding him that *_I_* paid for it; he said he looked for it, in their room but it 'wasn't there'... After a little while, I got sick of being ignored & gaslit, & decided to do something about it - this was it for me; on a day I'd be home alone, I decided to look for it myself- sure enough: not even 3 mins of searching, & I found it. I debated hiding it in my room, or even mentioning it- but the thought, 'F*ck it- this is my property. She stole it, _lied_ about still having it- I'd asked my brother to see if she still had it, & he bs-ed me, too. No- I'm going to confront them' Sure enough, they returned home, & our mum's with them- I brought out the book & said pointedly, "I thought you said you looked for it- *I* found it in a matter of minutes" And you would not believe the carry-on; her acting like me *having* to go look for it was the real problem, not her multiple bare-faced lies, refusal to return my property when I asked, & my own brother covering up for her. I wouldn't have *had* to go in their room if she had just returned it, instead of lying to my face- continually, like she did about **everything** They did eventually break up, but it was _ages_ after this - things got so bad that my mother talked to one of my aunts about how bad my situation was, & I moved down to live with them for a few months (turns out it was a blessing in disguise, because it gave me time with my grandmother that I wouldn't have otherwise had, before she passed away). I came back home not long after the break up, & when she was getting the last of her stuff, I gave her a long overdue piece of my mind- while it would never make up for what I went through, nor what I lost- it was a small cathartic moment

[@mjboutin7224]

There’s something about roomies stealing your food or literally any of your stuff that is just especially blood boiling. Good on dude for taking action. I hope he and the good roomie were able to find another place.

[@Dinosnore7]

The milk thing reminds me of the glitter bomb guy. The thieves were pissed they got glitter everywhere and not a new iPad. 😂😂 Shouldn’t the person you stole from be more pissed??

[@sashadoom]

In an alternate universe, Charlotte and glitter bomb guy are married and have petty babies

[@ArtamStudio]

@@sashadoom oh hell yes! Is Mark Rober single? If so we gotta hook them up!

[@sashadoom]

@@ArtamStudio I think Mark's married, so Mike will just have to learn how to construct glitter bombs and we can keep the dream alive 😆

[@rlosangeleskings]

I'm quick on the draw with Amazon/eBay boxes... I keep an old box and put my used kitty litter and a light explosive device that goes off 15 minutes after it's moved in it and then put the decoy on the front porch for them to steal about ten minutes later... After six weeks of this...those porch bandits stopped going on our street... I still don't know how I kept the smell from getting out of the boxes beforehand...so that was a feat in itself...

[@jenette16]

At work, we had a food thief. Constantly eating this one guy sandwich. We knew who was doing it. So for about a week, the guy would take his sandwich that he brought and rub it vigorously all over his crotch then put it in the fridge as usual. Ahold would continue to gobble down this sandwich. Finally he was told where that sandwich has been. The dude turned green and ran and threw up. He should have been fired on the spot.

[@jtc1947]

@ jenette....A little ghost pepper or x-lax would have been better.

[@jenette16]

@@jtc1947 it worked so well, the rest of the shop trolled him so much. It was great. We all were aware of what was going on. He would have noticed if the sandwich was doctored. Some of the trolling got a tad gross.

[@jtc1947]

@@jenette16 I hope that the thief quit stealing food!

[@jenette16]

@@jtc1947 absolutely did, worked like a charm

[@io5246]

In some circumstances that would be considered poisoning, but hey if you wanna eat sandwich with your own crotch pubes on it be my guest. It's America. If someone steals it and eats it then hey, that's on them for sure! Lesson learned, don't eat dudes crotch sandwich if you are not fond of crotch sandwich 😂

[@Ellie-ub7qo]

when i was in college, we would all buy our own like hygiene products, and they were in the bathroom we all shared, but everyone had their little space for it. i kept noticing my stuff would be in different places than where i left it and there would be less of things than i remember leaving. the last straw for me was when my toothpaste was being used, and it was being used by my most nightmareish roommate, i just got to the point where i just took everything back to my room and wouldn’t leave anything of mine in the common spaces anymore unless it needed to be refrigerated

[@Andy-ju8bb]

We had a lunch thief at work a number of years ago, and we eventually got fed up with it. So I made a "special" chilli con carne with a few carolina reapers. It got stolen. Although we never found out who the lunch thief was, for some strange reason that was the last time any of our food got stolen.

[@caitlynnp9507]

I worked in the office of a landscaping company for years, that Karen lady wasn't bad at all really. She wasn't mean or nasty. Sure she was kind of pushing to get him to drop his price, but at least she wasn't nasty about it. I've had people be so nasty to me about estimates for labor and she wasn't. Just sayin!

[@NK-ds3st]

This right here... real talk

[@alinac5512]

Right? I really hope her name is actually Karen and he didn't just insult her for the sake of it cause yeah, she might me mildly annoying but she wasn't bad at all.

[@petermontoya1796]

I love how her name is actually Karen !!

[@danwolf307]

I've dealt with far worse!

[@jennywise4074]

The roommate one is so relatable! People are hard to live with, myself included hahah. I know I have flaws. I lived with a friend where we didn’t have a dishwasher. We both agreed we would wish our own dishes. We both tried to wash them as we used them, but we all know how that goes. Sometimes after a long day, you don’t want to wash your dishes right away. We BOTH got lazy, BOTH had dishes in the sink. This was when I was young and was basically living off of cereal and popcorn. I just had cereal bowls and spoons in the sink. She would make like oatmeal in mugs and shakes and stuff. Came home from somewhere and the sink was overflowing. But mind you, I had some in there and so did she. As she was walking out the door she says “if those dishes could get done before the weekend, that would be great” ALRIGHT BET. Did my dishes and anything that had food crusted into the mugs and cups and bowls went straight into the trash. Even found apple cores stuffed into cups IN THE SINK. Maybe a bit petty, but I did not want bugs so I did what I thought was best for the situation. Maybe she’d think twice about letting her food sit for DAYS and then try to make me wash them 🫡

[@LunasofficialMum]

LOL, what was her reaction???

[@jennywise4074]

@@LunasofficialMum I don’t think she ever noticed, or at least, never said anything about it. We kinda lost touch after leaving that apartment even tho we lived together somewhere else but with another roommate. Maybe I technically broke up our friendship from that stunt 🤷‍♀️😅

[@mancyank564]

I use to work in an office that had a shared kitchen for the whole floor. Many people wouldn't wash their dishes/mugs/cutlery and it would like up until one of us got fed up and wash them. My friend and I got tired of this and put up signs on Mon saying any dirty dishes or cutlery found on 5pm Fri would be thrown out. Of course the following Mon people were crying about their lost items. This was when I worked in the NHS!

[@cosmictheorist6091]

The one time I drank my roommates soda was because my blood sugar had dropped. I am hypoglycemic so I only get lows not highs. Even then I felt so guilty that as soon felt better I got 12 pack on same soda and replaced it. Now that replaced it with the same exact sized product that she had before she came home from work, I was in the clear right? Nope, the guilt still bugged me so told her what I did and gave her the 12 pack. She was so happy but I still felt a little bad. She even told we can share the 12pack. Stealing your friends' food is wrong R. Even in an emergency R! What the heck R! FLUCK YOU R!!

[@mariner6796]

No really you shouldn't feel guilty since it was an emergency and it it could whve ended worst for you. I'm sure your roommate doesn't mind because you told her afterwards and brought back what you took

[@cristela4034]

It was an emergency, and you told your roommate and replaced what you drank, so there's no reason to feel guilty, especially if your roommate understood the situation.

[@stoneofelements]

If your roomate wouldve berated you for preventing them from comming home to a corpse (averted by the consumption of the soda), and after replacing it (essentially twelve-fold), then they were a toxic roomate. I got mad when I saw my (not-very-cheap) juice was drank, but my diabetic dad told me he needed something faster than his Glucerna tabs and his liquid Glucerna was out, and his Blood Sugar was in the middle of tanking. Liquid sugar works faster than tabs or solid sugar, so soda or juice would be the best choice in such an emergancy; my dad only had Diet Soda and my mom's oj ran out that morning. I calmed down after hearing the "why" to how my juice deminished quicker than I was expecting, but told him to text me next time (after the sugar takes effect) so I know what to expect when I look in the fridge. I honestly thought my big brother chugged my juice, again.

[@storymap]

As long as you own up and explain your reasons for doing so and give a reasonable replacement, everything should be fine. Relationships has to be built on trust and respect, not suspicion and distrust, and both hands are needed to clap, so as long as you treat each other like so, harmony is kept. Heck, I reckon you'd probably always have some soda on hand in the room in case it happens again, courtesy of your roommates. Nice if your roommates have your back like that.

[@voidseeker4394]

If you were in emergency, were honest aftewards, and fixed inconvinience you may have caused, no reason to feel guilty.

[@Dogvinity]

I had some buddies who rented a house in college. They took a Muslim roommate who kept stealing their pizza leftovers. There came a point where they began ordering pizzas with ham on it - and the thefts stopped.

[@tisha4lives]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SarafinaSummers]

Pepperoni or sausage would've worked, too!

[@cathys949]

So he's religious enough to not eat ham, but not religious enough to not steal. Human beings are weird.

[@Unknown2Yoo]

They're lucky they didn't have a Muslim who says, "It's okay, Allah doesn't see this far," and eat anyway. This is not being discriminatory, literally, a friend's father had coworkers who he would see eat ham sandwiches and that was their reply when he asked about it. 🙄

[@Poop-rr3nk]

​@@Unknown2Yoo saying that is enough to consider him non Muslim 😐

[@danielamaro4656]

I used to love that argument "We can get someone out for $XX", my reaction was always the same as his. "Oh, okay then, you should probably have them do it then", but I'd also add "just FYI, if they make things worse then it's going to cost more to have us fix the original issue AND whatever else was done to it".

[@emte4236]

I had a roommate who felt entitled to our food because 'we were skinny but she was bigger (300 lb) so needed to eat more'. She often tried to get us to cook food for her by saying we could use the cake brownie mixes/ chicken/ mac and cheese ect she bought so long as she got half. When that didn't work she just took the costly cake we made and left in our section of the fridge when she thought we took too long (4 days) to eat it. She also wanted a to get married to be a stay at home wife but have the husband take care of the kids, cook, and clean. She was such a horrible leech. I never sabotaged the food, but I thought about it. 🤔

[@ZimVader-0017]

How the hell hell are you going to be a "stay at home" mom if you're not going to take care of said home? 🤔

[@bluesakura2092]

No offense but almost every time I hear a woman say “ I want to be a stay at home Mom “ I almost always roll my eyes.

[@jadecoolness101]

Bruh. "I'm fat so I need to eat more than you" no, you need to eat less and not be fat.

[@oldsoldier4209]

I love when Charlotte gets so cracked up by her own jokes that she can't even finish telling them. 🤣😂🤣

[@ACLyoko]

i live in a apartment shared with another 3 girls (one left cause she went back home) we are always sharing and giving, but here's the thing we NEVER thought to be entitled to anyone's else stuff. I struggle a lot cause I'm living by myself and my money is tight, so I basically use for groceries and rent. It happened of my paycheck not come in the rght day and they gave me stuff so I could eat properly (think about, egg, butter and little stuff like that) I paid them back in little favors and some snack when possible.

[@mancyank564]

When I was a student someone was stealing from our floor's shared fridge. My friend worked in a pie shop. She brought home a special pie for her boyfriend's bday. Someone cut out a big piece. Big mistake. She majored in chem. She got another pie and put a few drops of yellow psychologically - the active ingredient of laxative lol. We found out very quickly who was the thief! 😂😂😂😂

[@rachelhatchet]

I love heckling and hecklers for this exact reason! When you heckle you get once in a lifetime comedy GOLD! It's also amazing to see how quickly they can come up with stuff to hilariously tear you down! I love it! 😂❤

[@BloodyDaisy]

Charlotte I just wanted to let you know how much joy your videos bring me everyday. They're the perfect pick me up to watch on my lunch break ❤️ stay petty

[@matthewsteele3389]

That open mic clap back was next level…😂😂😂Diggin’ the set…💯💯💯

[@colleencook382]

Story 1- not only would I have switched the milk, I would have laced my leftovers with ex-lax. Oh and only left a half roll of TP in the bathroom.

[@ferox965]

No way. Changing to milk is cool, but you'd ruin your own leftovers...

[@amandastjohn4735]

Sounds a little excessive.

[@Nurtherwen]

@@ferox965 sounds like they never got to eat their own left overs anyway 🤣

[@jenx5870]

Never put OTC medication in food or drink as a prank. People can have an allergic reaction, a medical condition that reacts poorly to that medication, or be on a medication that interacts with that other medication. It's also considered assault. I have been an RN for almost 30 years, and even over the counter medications can create serious side effects. Sudden cardiac arrest brought on by cardiac arrhythmia from a potassium imbalance due to dehydration from diarrhea (which the Ex Lax caused) is a real thing. Not really a revenge prank anymore, is it?

[@Nurtherwen]

Jen X is right though. But adding a spicy pepper to your leftovers could just be considered your personal taste.

[@susietorres8600]

My favorite boring story is when I started a new job and proudly brought in a personalized mug from Vegas my sister gave me as a souvenir. Several people at my job had a variation of my name and I noticed my coffee cup kept moving from shelf to shelf in the break room. One day I came in and it had a sticky note on it that read: Pls stop using my cup!!! I took it home that day.

[@susietorres8600]

P.S. I washed it and use it as a catchall now, just in case.

[@AimeeAimee444]

Those who project on to others are often guilty ones.

[@davidguidry657]

While I have also experienced this, I’ve also been the suspicious one and was gas lit (gas lighted?) with this same line of thinking

[@AimeeAimee444]

@@davidguidry657 Gas lit works too fyi. Yes, I’ve become suspicious due to my middle sister who’s a professional gaslighter. We’re all just trying to make it through this life, and some people make it ridiculous by not owning their actions. Have a great day David. 😊

[@davidguidry657]

@@AimeeAimee444 right you are. Have a great day yourself Tater Tot.

[@tigerdragon1982]

That last one... I ran into the same thing all the time when I did custom framing! This one customer would keep coming in with these huge pieces of art that would take over a thousand dollars to custom frame to his liking. And every time he will tell me that he had a "buddy" who would do the same thing for $200. Every time I would tell him "Well, it sounds you you have a sweet deal with your friend so you should probably just go to him." He will leave in a huff, and then a few weeks later he will come back with either the same piece or something new and do the same thing all over again! It was weird.

[@dinasilva9263]

The only roommate i have is my cat and she also steals my milk and food 😂

[@susanpost403]

Same. There’s this one Mexican restaurant with really good homemade tortillas. The cat also likes them.

[@ZimVader-0017]

@@susanpost403 That's some good tortillas if the cat likes them 😆

[@boxedbutbetter]

That comedian showed his skills flawlessly. Props to him.

[@kristenfrench4732]

When my dad was in college he had a roommate like this. And this guy would label all his food and warn everybody not to eat it. One day my dad comes downstairs and opens the fridge and sees this roommate's milk with his name on it and a note that says, "This is my milk. I spit in it." So my dad does the only logical thing, and adds his own note underneath it that says "I spit in it too." 😂😂😂

[@roxannesharbono994]

My dad had a problem similar to the first one, someone was stealing deserts. One of his coworkers wife made a chocolate cream pie for him And spiked it with exlax to catch the culprit. Caught and punished and everyone had a laugh.

[@cristela4034]

8:30 Why go to a comedy club if you can't take a joke, or understand fun at all? I loved how the comedian not only owned the person in the audience but made a joke out of it. He's got talent.

[@jeffreyclinard2002]

The funny thing about comedy clubs I've been to is that they sell alcohol. It makes the jokes seem funnier, and also lead to poor judgment calls, like interrupting the comedian.

[@beccaarmen]

The last one!! I work for a lawn care company and this happens ALL the time! There are a lot of customers that want big jobs done "for a reasonable price" (usually below cost), try to haggle for a week or two, then finally just approve the original quote. Occasionally there is even some petty revenge when the job included cleaning up overgrown areas but by the time they give in it's worse and they end up having to pay more 🤷‍♀️😁