Cheapo Toy Soldiers and Fake GI Joe | Ashens

[@thekungachunga4578]

"Why doesn't he have any eyes?!" Somehow I feel like those were the last words of a lot of people.

[@MinoriGaming]

Cute icon. :3

[@thekungachunga4578]

Megami Tem Thanks ^-^

[@newcosmosproductions4527]

I believe if you asked for products from TimMee, your parents would cherish and spoil you with military toys... They'd also cry of pride...

[@AHAproductions712]

Slender man vibes 😐

[@LaylaVaughan]

When I was a kid I remember getting some cheapo army toys, and that gun at 19:13 came with many of them. So, that means that mold has existed for at least 15 years.

[@cocoisintheclub4302]

Me too

[@samholdsworth420]

Never seen it but then again I'm an old man at 42 yo

[@DuckGWR]

Maybe they're called the everyday bargain force, they fight for reasonable prices.

[@EddieHawkinsII]

Poundland’s crack commando unit?

[@firecat2463]

E

[@anarchistcocktail3455]

@@EddieHawkinsII cracked like his hands

[@zeroh2hero]

😂

[@charlesrobinson7469]

Very clever my Friend.👍😄

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

I just noticed: the rocket launcher soldier at 9:15 is holding the weapon backwards, basically pointing it at his own head. He's trying to commit suicide with a rocket launcher, and still he wonders why no one wants to hang out with him.

[@floridaman4596]

The bootleg army's best, the troop-tards, so fucking dumb they don't know how to use their guns

[@nicholascolemanart]

Erica D k

[@furiouszer0221]

Ghost81 me too🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@NodDisciple1]

I like your Avatar. I guess you can say he's trying to do a messy Seppuku/Hara-Kiri. X_x Which house is it btw?

[@ultra-vivi]

Not that I’m an expert, but isn’t that a bazooka I;e a weapon that would exert the excess blast force out of the rear of the weapon? So even if he was pointing it forward it would still fuck him up if the rear was pointed at his head.

[@djockom]

when i was younger, my granpa and me would play with little coins and paper money. coins were soldiers and money were boats. Most of the times we would play together late at nights while drinking soda...

[@djockom]

+SOLEK MASTER RACE awesome

[@adamchmielewski6162]

SOLEK MASTER RACE that sounds fun

[@BackPalSA]

This is an incredibly nostalgic thing to read. I'm glad you enjoyed the time you spent with your granpa.

[@djockom]

I don't remember writing this comment lol

[@EddieHawkinsII]

“HERE COMES THE TROOP TUBE!” It’s what Guile says to Cammy before their “special training sessions.”

[@MrMoorkey]

07:03 "He's not very well camouflaged, is he? He's camouflaged for the desert and forest, simultaneously. He's not effectively camouflaged for either." Sounds like the new British MTP camo then...

[@MrMoorkey]

I was in my final year in the RN when MTP started to appear...we used to refer to it as 'baby s**t brown'. Congrats passing fieldcraft!

[@whitecollargaming8961]

+MrMoorkey dayumm im a cadet and personally i prefer DPM much more especially for cadets as we do our fieldcraft training in the uk so i think DPM suits the British landscape

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

InRealLife that ashens style dude looked an awful lot like Tony stark from Ironman. .......

[@flair541]

Suggestion: The giant is an obstacle for the two armies to over come.

[@Derikimi]

"When something bad happens and bad guys comes he melts and dies in horrific agony" You're killing me xD

[@squidlizard9159]

The best Squad in the army! the scout cant see, the leader can use a radio, the random soldiers hands are melting and the Last guy is Trying to be cyclops but us failing at it.

[@squidlizard9159]

Cant*

[@wadedewell]

Owivizzle someone needs to make an anime of those figures

[@anthonyboodram608]

Don't forget the giant purple-skinned zombie who can't hold his gun. He was grown from radioactive paste.

[@floridaman4596]

So....it's the afghan army? That explains why they can't fight off the terrorists.

[@ZobmieRules]

Laughed so _damn hard_ at that poor crushed-face soldier.

[@marymcphillips5361]

i agree 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DanDart]

"undead Chuck Norris" don't need to see any more

[@Nathantoland]

+ZobmieRules GOOD GOD, LOOK AT THIS, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS FACE "WRAAGGHH HELP ME" it's like something out a junji ito comics

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Ashens reaction was priceless, it sounded like he was genuinely horrified at the sight of a real soldiers mangled corpse! XD

[@gunsmithbasic]

it would be scary if a soldier with no eyes would be shooting a bit gun around, but it's comforting to know that at least their fingers would snap off before they could

[@mitchellhogg4627]

regular price $3.99 sale price $2.99 current price $1.99............ think about that for a minute...

[@SpoopyPoopy-yj2hf]

Mitchell Hogg $4.00 $3.00 $2.00

[@OdaSwifteye]

Every time you turn around the price gets lower.

[@ellenruthgraham297]

no you didnt oh go-jsnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@aceisking]

@@OdaSwifteye and now it is 2p

[@PsychoSoldier01]

2:42 So you're saying that he's... MELTMAN! With the power to... MELT!

[@K4RN4GE911]

Captain America: I got that! I understood that reference.

[@phoebewells3202]

K4RN4GE911

[@zergscaper4714]

Did he open the Ark?

[@DevilMayKye]

Fucking loved KaBlam! as a child

[@DevilMayKye]

Shame some of the episodes can't be found anywhere

[@MadMattH]

Everyday Bargain Force would make an epic cartoon.

[@SorowFame]

They'll fight your wars for bargain prices!

[@jacksonneibauer1498]

Did anyone notice that force in elite force is directly taken from the force unleashed box art

[@jonahcreech1894]

I did!

[@cinnamonflavord]

I just noticed that.

[@somregularguy]

Jackson Neibauer well duhh

[@GenXPaolo]

Jackson Neibauer

[@imrrandomwiw6405]

Something about ashens reviewing this cheap crap is genuinely one of my favourite forms of comedy!

[@basedimperialism]

7:40 It's the Pyro from Team Fortress 2!

[@theenlightenedone4301]

+Prince Vegeta Lol. I thought the same thing

[@wolfgangervin2582]

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?

[@weewoo2459]

yea

[@allrighter0413]

+blake morris Hi there, TDM wannabe.

[@weewoo2459]

***** err no I just like the logo

[@MeenyMcSweeny]

I was feeling a bit downtrodden, but this video made me happy. ALL HAIL THE GIANT ZOMBIE SOLDIER!

[@FokkerBoombass]

Jesus, the 4:53 guy literally has his eyes and left eyebrow touched up with a god damn ballpoint pen.

[@Nichaelas]

holy shit you're right! XD I feel bad for any children who had to play with these.

[@Altayus]

XDDDD

[@DerpyDooReviews]

11 seconds ashens?... um... don't go using any grenades because you'll lose your arm in 6 seconds... that's a hint.

[@Mediamarked]

David Green 4 year old comment, still replying- 6? 1.5 seconds if it's a flashbang, 0 if faulty. Half an arm, flashbang? Doubt a cheap plastic toy is worth this kind of debating though...

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

Mark van Werven it depends on the grenade....each have different times which they go off before you either loose your arm or become a pile of mush on the ground for someone to clean up with a shovel....like cleaning out shit from a litter box. ...

[@smb-c3po]

lose*

[@ThereMayBeLions]

2:44 MELTMAN, with the power to.....MELT

[@Yami101]

Catty Mintgum Google = Translate: and the...

[@Yami101]

Yamiash101 Google+ Translate

[@CattyMintgum]

Yamiash101 The is a good power too.

[@ThereMayBeLions]

Catty Mintgum Does anyone but me actually get the reference? xD

[@eyeballpaul700]

DeeM10123 action league now?

[@leonidas14775]

I feel bad I used to nag my parents for this crap as a kid

[@JudgementPlays]

They were protecting you

[@scorp7133]

Same I found one of these toys from poundland

[@darkforestzombie218]

I remember badgering the hell out of my dad cause there was some simillar stuff in a hook a duck wich turned out to be £2.50

[@bentramer682]

I nagged for expensive crap, so i wouldn't feel too bad about myself

[@RXBSXBEY-hh8hn]

Is a nag not a horse?

[@TXFDA]

A lot of these shitty figures are actually molded pretty well. I'd like to see someone take all the badly painted figures, and repaint them. They'd probably be decent toys then.

[@Cellkist]

Don't forget that they're made out of pl-ass-tic.

[@fredherbert7920]

I love how the Warrior: Zero Hour box has characters from Conflict: Desert Storm on the back of it. I recognize Sgt. Bradley and the sniper Foley.

[@thegreatzinetar]

Finally a childhood toy of my own, made me actually cry

[@WinterDomeFly]

12:21 the artwork is stolen from a game called Operation desert storm

[@Aylward005]

i thought i was the only one who recognised that lol

[@RussianPowerful]

These are great, cheap sources of lead poisoning.

[@thenedoriiistewardofrondog6965]

Amazing gift for the in-laws

[@gabrielrutherford4324]

Crawling Soldier is basically a newbie playing Red Orchestra 2

[@thelittlefrey]

The parachute one is stacked!

[@Kiyoko504]

Action League now, Staring The Flesh he's super strong and super naked, Thunder Girl she fly's like thunder, Stinky Diver a former Nave Commando with an attitude as bad as his odder, And Melt man with the power too Melt.

[@dailyvibes9556]

Kiyoko504 d

[@TakaokiKaimi]

Probably way back in tge comments, but there was a stop motion television show using action figures called Action League Now. And, not kidding, one of the heros was called Meltman...with the power to melt! Or something.

[@JacobHillSBD]

When he showed off that one figure I thought " that looks like Ashens!". Then he exclaimed "Oh my God its me!" And I lost it.

[@goblinrat6119]

The green, one-armed grenade thrower man also had a hole in his head. Obviously he's a demonstration tool for grenade safety. If you hold onto one for too long, you too can get limbs blown off and a perforated skull!

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

Imagination was the best toy we had as kids. I remember having so much fun with these bags of soldiers. I actually made little tabletop games with them with terrain and shit. Also, pretending to be one of the various Final Fantasy characters and playing with sticks in the woods.

[@thenate5367]

8:07 "What sort of army situation is this in, Funtastic?" They're fighting a giant Zentradi warrior!

[@ben4627-p8o]

I thought that it said "Troop Lube"

[@BloodrealmX]

The giant zombie is dressed in green like one of the factions of armymen. Therefore, we can assume that the green guys have the giant zombie and the grey guys are the plucky underdog protagonists!

[@ThierryRocksTV]

9:56 is actually how I discovered Junji Ito back in the day lol

[@theenlightenedone4301]

I love your Sloth impression

[@Tezipezi]

i had that crawling force thing !

[@nevergettoeatdatpussy4453]

pocket sand

[@averycamacho1909]

Dale Gribble samw

[@averycamacho1909]

Dale Gribble same

[@GirthQuake101]

"And MeltMan, with the power too......Melt!" Free bleach for the first person who gets that reference.

[@davyberson90]

Derek The Bleach Salesman I miss Kablam!

[@ttv0]

Derek The Bleach Salesman Holy fuck, my childhood

[@dRasonWhy]

6:12 Who in the world would have facial hair as ridiculous- OH MY GOD IT'S ME This just made my day

[@songo3133]

this "FORCE" on the box in 4:09 is from the star wars the force unleashed but skewed and with added bullet holes. Splendid!

[@BorgerBuns]

someone told the army guy that you hold a grenade for 11 seconds. it only took 3 secondsnfor him to realize his mistake

[@amakidd7530]

Ian Reh ìgo

[@GLADIATORBRICKSBUILDER]

half of what you reviewed are found in dollar tree

[@souperman72]

Was "force" from elite force stolen from Star Wars force unleashed?

[@cpt.cuckmeals4332]

Yes it was.

[@smb-c3po]

Bonnie Bunny If there was a male version of Chica, his name would be Chico.

[@cpt.cuckmeals4332]

Sora Song ....Why did you comment this on this video?

[@smb-c3po]

Bonnie Bunny Just 'cause.

[@smb-c3po]

Hasheem Gul I think the asteroid might be Unicron.

[@MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp]

The font of the "elite force" toys is literally the Star Wars The Force Unleashed font. Minus the elite part, obviously.

[@RazzTheMatazz]

I used to have that crawling toy, it was fully mechanical and the clothes has some kind of cloth on it, there was leds and a speaker that make sound effects. It was bad ass

[@DarthPerkins]

Looks like Charlie Sheen? Are you positive? 'CAUSE HE IS!

[@Tikicat1001]

Attack on Titian play set?

[@mattyhatterthemadhatterofh4402]

Lol who's the captin and I think eren is in the play set or Annie i don't know mabey Annie is the giant one :3

[@SolidSonicTH]

You made me think of Meltman from Action League NOW!!

[@LarkaWolffy]

The army play set is obviously made for a modern Attack on Titan diorama.

[@luiscolin7775]

Maybe the Giant soldier, vs the plastic soldiers is a playset from a future Michael Bay's adaptation of "Gulliver's Travels"

[@katrinaforbes8834]

0:30 first soldier is masterchief

[@kaizov2940]

i got one of those army play sets once similar quality except this one cost like 32 dollars

[@kaizov2940]

+C Smithson and no giant zombie

[@kaizov2940]

+C Smithson i got ripped off...

[@psycho_dog33]

I want to see an animated series based on the adventures of Lookie-Charlie, Choking Hazard, Leakface the Mighty, and Cyclops from the Horrifying, Nightmare-Inducing X-Men.

[@ovizcarra8667]

The bazooka guy face looks like a us paratrooper from ww2 because some paratroopers but on war paint and used Mohawks to scare the germans

[@squidkid3887]

CONTROLS THE WORLD DESTINY

[@Smitty-we6co]

So pewdiepie has 36 mil + subs but ashens doesn't have 1 million? I hate people

[@Zxzero36]

mostly pewdiepie has a gimic as he mostly yells at everything he sees on the screen much like all of the famous youtubers. as they all play famous and popular games and all seam to yell at them.

[@xxmonsterhawkxx1235]

Stuart doesn't deserve all of PewDiePie's under 18 years old 36,000,000 subs. If they were Ashens would just be a channel of 12 year olds yelling about how he hates all of these shitty action figures he makes fun of... Ashens is too good for them.

[@billystamina5558]

+xXMonsterhawkXx I'm under 18 oh wait I hate kids so I don't act like them (I'm only 11 and I hate all kids under 14)

[@xxmonsterhawkxx1235]

I know, I'm saying that PewDiePie's fans are all under like 12 not saying anything against you... I just dont think Ashens deserves PewdiePie's fans cause then his channel and comments would just be all shit

[@lelgie601]

First of all, Ashens has almost 1 million subs now (and pewdiepie over 40 000 000) and second, pewdiepie brings more and more quality content

[@matthewmoran5297]

OH GOD! I CAN'T...BREATHE! XD

[@taliats]

Weird to think my favourite Ashens video is nearly 10 years old.

[@dtims3262]

I lost it at the "giant zombie purple skinned soldier" scene.

[@Timeward76]

The Ashens soldier bag has the logo of The Force Unleashed,

[@iamnotkyle7248]

7:39 😂

[@davidwark1486]

Does the elite force thing look like the logo from Star wars the force unleached? no?

[@davidwark1486]

Unleashed*

[@PsychoSoldier01]

David Wark Actually, I think that IS the word "force" from the aforementioned logo.

[@shiloallard9790]

They used the force in the force unleashed game letter design.

[@MagicManMorris93]

Watching these videos makes me wish I was a child again. I used to collect these soldier things, but much higher quality ones obviously.

[@yojoereviews8119]

Omg the I cried laughing so hard at the crawling soldier 😂😂😂😂

[@velvetdrgn]

the elite force figurenes used the force unleased's font

[@matiasmakinen6689]

I thought i was the only one who noticed. Star wars the force is a good game but these people's budgets werent high enough so they copied it

[@nilsfriberg4670]

+Lonely Slightly Bigger Doggo Next To A Loggo and his torch is actualy a german stick grenade

[@pokemonprimed]

Am I the only one who wants one of those crawling soldiers?

[@hottvodka]

no i do but i had one like that but it broke and it did not come with the sounds or the guns firing but it only made a: BERRZ LOL its not a battery one so yeah

[@commandermystic8435]

YES

[@kane9532]

You can get actual good quality ones I had one and it still works after 12 years no gun though

[@Zanthxs]

A lookout without any eyes! LOL

[@cancop]

this was the first episode of ashens i ever watched and i almost burst my lungs laughing!

[@madmam12o0]

I think the design of the word "force" of that "elite force" toy was ripped off from the logo of the video game "star wars, the force unleashed" and just made it italic and had some generic bullet holes put onto it. wonderful. nice way to stick it up to Lucas Arts or whoever made that game (because I lost my copy and I'm too lazy to research it lol). Ahh, just one more company to sue the people who made that piece of crap.

[@madmam12o0]

also, how does any toy making company of any size screw up on the paint job to the point of forgetting to paint the bare facial features? have they not seen another human before? more likely, all toy makers who put their toy onto poundland are all recovering alcoholics who are suffering from withdrawal.(search up why I say this because I'm lazy and if I describe the symptoms of alcohol withdrawal it would take forever and it would make no sense.)

[@TheEnigmaticSloth]

I also noticed that and looked it up. You were right, it WAS the "force" part from The Force Unleashed.

[@matani2001]

KaBlam.... Meltman

[@kjw21411]

Matan Inbar Meltman was from Action League, wasn't he? Not KaBlam...

[@FischerFilmStudio]

MADE IN CHINA *English we no speak*

[@TOYMOUNTAIN]

"Here comes the troop tube." another quote to add to my big list of favorite quotes.

[@caleb121693]

I used to have one of those crawling soldiers when I was little. However, it was green and I don't remember it ever coming with accessories for it.

[@Ben-vs7bq]

When you impersonated the firefighter, you sounded like Kenny from south park.

[@MattHolbaev]

Or the Pyro

[@JCadd6]

Matt Holbaev too high pitched for the pyro

[@MattHolbaev]

JCadd6 WELL I'M SORRY! I WAS JUST MAKING A JOKE! You don't have to be such a detailed freak, yknow?

[@JCadd6]

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[@MattHolbaev]

DEAR GOD

[@jantulinja8917]

cue all the five year olds saying something about tf2

[@jantulinja8917]

The Confused Badger but then who's watching all those minecraft videos?

[@jantulinja8917]

The Confused Badger but those frozen unboxing with spiderman and nursery rhyme videos!

[@jantulinja8917]

The Confused Badger *drops the mic*

[@afon8125]

I was on the internet at 6, so yeah that happens

[@ghostlygibus-kfplurkinghat3529]

John Egbert you should've said cue all star war fans pointing out the force unleashed logo 'cuz I only saw one comment about tf2

[@rubeneh1684]

HE REFERENCED EMINEM IN THE BEGINNING!!!!!

[@Shorjok]

+RubenPlays no he didn't

[@AdasEdge]

Yeah sure he did thats why he said the EIGHTIES!

[@rubeneh1684]

Swedish Films stfu

[@snakefan112]

did he fuck mate eminem ripped that song the fuck off

[@rubeneh1684]

mordekai pironova Eminem didn't rip it of he got the rights so shut up and stop making stupid inferences

[@ride131]

And your 80s and 90s movie character references are amazing too.

[@moopyisbestmoop6707]

*slowly falling asleep* your voice is so calming....its amazing

[@JL-mt4ry]

Childhood toys from holiday shops

[@TonyDAnnunzio]

I watch these videos constantly even when am falling asleep.

[@GarretOakamber]

I nearly died when you picked up the crawling soldier, amazing video Stuart... oh my sides....

[@CoolioPimpMcDaddy69]

I had a few cheapo ones like this when I was little. They were always positioned as corpses on the ground while the good ones with 20 bajillion points of articulation and kick-ass jeeps and tanks did the fighting.

[@sheridanbrassell8253]

0:55 funniest part of the video

[@bongchoof]

Your flawless reference made me sniffly from nostalgia. I loved that show.

[@ThatBethesdaGuy]

Ashens be roasting tf out those gi joes

[@Bacxaber]

That was a grenade, mate, not a flashlight.

[@tinyfunnylilcritter1525]

When Ashens brought up the aztec carvings around 9:20, it made me think of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. The deformed grey face helped too.

[@Deadmeat1012]

"Mumbles" sounds jut like a TF2 Pyro

[@DOSRetroGamer]

crawling force... definitely the best force. And one of the best Ashens overall.

[@DerricoMusic]

Ashens really deserves more subscribers.

[@mobsterpoodle1781]

I thought the first one was Master Chief when I saw it in the package.

[@Mick_92]

This has probably been pointed out before, but the lettering on the logo of the Elite Force figures is from the Star Wars: The Force Unleashed logo, except they tilted it.

[@vegasfilms6735]

I was cracking up the whole time

[@Nixonitus]

That last one, I have a firefighter with the same model. How about that. Neat.

[@vissova]

6:27 I had that bit of wall when I was a kid. Not the figure, just the wall. I had several, actually, and no clue where they came from.