Halloween Special 2012 | Ashens

[@MNNski]

fell asleep with ashens videos on autoplay. Just woke up because that intro noise scared the living piss out of me.

[@xXOmegaXxPlays]

Ikemi Zyn xD

[@HappyAccidentVideos]

This is what I do! Every night, I have an Ashens playlist going.

[@MrScottishGamer]

HAHA LOL XD

[@weeseet]

Same. Ashens is great to fall asleep to (in a good way).

[@lily91109]

+Happy Accident Productions thank goodness I thought I was just being a crazy fanboy

[@katherine8966]

2019 and I still use the phrase "draw your arse up to your elbows" to describe something super sour. Ashens, this is your legacy.

[@TCWordz]

Hey, that _Tesco Halloween Stick-on Wound_ works quite well... ... in a shitty low resolution thumbnail.

[@AdasEdge]

+Lucy from Elfen Lied Really to the point name weird how the image you use is from Lucky Star not Elfen lied im not judging saying i have no life.

[@BassTechnologic]

I can just imagine Stuarts local poundland staff think he's insanely poor

[@possitivelyinsane]

or a hoarder of tat

[@pferreira1983]

+BassTechnologic I'm sure they're making loads of money off him for all this free advertising.

[@Mr.rocketfeller]

+P Ferreira are poundlands basically like the buck or two of canada?

[@pferreira1983]

Captain Scrape I would say yes to that question.

[@jan_h]

I think some poundland workers are just there for the chance of coming across Ashens.

[@StarlinkShiberus]

"It's stupid and wrong and I hate everything that's ever existed" Me too, Ashens. Me too.

[@EllEmm1313]

I stuck the bloody hand print on my bathroom window, apparently someone saw it through the textured glass, thought it was real and I had a visit from the police...

[@charlesfabulous5093]

Ell Emm oh god

[@jackhenderson1039]

Hmm

[@jackhenderson1039]

Hmmm

[@MrLego3160]

Jackson Heuschel Hmmmm?

[@EllEmm1313]

they requested I remove it as it was alarming elderly neighbours, they weren't fooled though. Through heavily textured glass it does look pretty grim.

[@PaulyB222]

Fuck I wasn't prepared for that intro

[@TheRazorking1]

Yea I was in my bed with the lights off!

[@TheRazorking1]

Yea I was in my bed at night with the lights off! XD

[@Bomberman66Hell]

***** It's a reply bug friend

[@jr59611]

Yeah

[@jr59611]

Yeah

[@professionallyclueless2395]

Asshens is a good channel

[@watch426]

Ass-hens?

[@nickybuttons6443]

+watch426 Hey, I wont judge. Everyones got their kinks.

[@cgraham2999]

no he's not.

[@bilbo_gamers6417]

+Connor Graham rip

[@NekoClaws]

I agree

[@garcemac]

Pontypool and Black Christmas (directed by the late Bob Clark - director of A Christmas Story) are both Canadian movies, Stuart. And they're both pretty damned great.

[@symphony-of-the-mint2008]

I remember my dad fell asleep watching Black Christmas when I was 8 or 9 and all I can recall seeing is booby.

[@Tailikku1]

Bootiful = Boo + Beautiful

[@RadiantMantra]

josue aguilar Sir, I'm going to ask you to remove your reply and watch the full video

[@Tailikku1]

Hatty Hattington There did it for you

[@RadiantMantra]

***** Thank you sir.

[@jesusislord7632]

Lord DarkFox hi

[@ThomasCat03]

You life ruiner! I figgered it out straight away and there it is ):

[@ChickenPika]

If you scroll down about two inches, you can see clearly that someone's already answered the question you're about to attempt to answer.

[@bnmsquad4042]

What is the question ?

[@1323GamerTV]

ChickenPika you saved me

[@dokja7177]

ChickenPika You were on another video I watched!

[@ChickenPika]

Get used to that, I'm afraid. I have an over-inflated opinion of my own sense of humour, so I comment on pretty much everything I watch. I'm quite insufferable, really.

[@JoeSpadesTT]

+ChickenPika You're on pretty much every Ashens video. Don't mind you, you're quite entertaining. Just curious on why.

[@suspectsn0thing]

But... how will we ever know what a mummy's favorite music is?!

[@geek6985]

after vast research i found out it was "wrap" yup ....

[@geek6985]

and i normaly like bad jokes

[@EatAnOctorok]

geek6985 Damn, I thought it would be mixtapes.

[@kflah1]

i think it is spooky scary skeletons

[@lyndseypaget2287]

suspectsn0thing What's a ghosts favourite aspect of programming? BOO-LEAN expression! ;) x

[@AnnDVine]

Some of those DVDs are genuinely brilliant. Phantasm? Puppet Master? Hellraiser? That's not bad for a pound, really! In fact I'd almost say it's outright good. Phantasm is one of my favorite horror films ever (but I won't say that's an assurance of quality in any way).

[@TheHutchy01]

The funniest thing is that he showed the puppet master dvd there and he's STILL not got around to watching it.

[@No_Sleep789]

The length of this video is how much he spent on those items.

[@landofgrundo]

Are you sure? I couldnt be bothered to count but there was quite a few items and the dvds

[@Lewdcifer]

+The Pony tones *rushes up humping your leg without remorse *

[@dacheese111]

Fucking Bronies.

[@Lewdcifer]

+DaCheese fucking cheese

[@dimeritium7121]

+Skootz Mabuns Cheese is delicious :(

[@PsychoSoldier01]

The ring at 1:50 is clearly MELTMAN! With the power to... MELT! Edit: and at 6:17, a mummy's favorite kind a music is clearly "wrap."

[@KimberRose16]

Black Christmas, Elvira, Puppet Master, Children of the Corn, and Hellraiser are classics! Also the killer shrews is only watchable if you have the MST3K crew there with you 😂

[@The_Barroth]

Killer shrews is a guilty pleasure movie of mine

[@larrymantic2635]

Also, one of the rings kinda seems like the Incredible Melting Man (I’m not sure)

[@TheLarryburns84]

Phantasm wasn't too shabby either- it's pretty 70s and weird as fuck but if you have a tolerance for those things you'll have fun, more likely than not

[@shadowman_44]

The hacksaw blade story is still one of the creepiest things I've ever heard online because it _almost_ matches that urban legend of "razor blades in candy".

[@desertdumitran]

I love to re-watch these poundland holiday specials each year.

[@R_got_a_name_change]

BOO-tiful. As in BOO! I'm a scary ghost!

[@cheezeEGGSTREEME]

I think I just died...

[@cheezeEGGSTREEME]

I think I just died...

[@nuclearjesusman5063]

+cheezeEGGSTREEME . . .does that mean you're a ghost?

[@cheezeEGGSTREEME]

BoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOotiful day!

[@squidink7563]

I wonder what ashens' dates are like, "oh what do you do?" "I've been reviewing toys and random junk for 15 years straight"

[@jcrowley1985]

That was actually HALF a hacksaw blade. Meaning there's still the other half out there waiting to be discovered. It's like a diabolical twist on Willy Wonka's golden tickets.

[@xMaugrex]

Ah, glowsticks. Reminds me of the day during my young and stupid childhood where I decided to chew on one. Thankfully, I at least knew to clean it all out of my mouth without swallowing any of it... Also, anyone point out yet that the Frankensign had two sets of metal bolts? One on the head, and one on the neck.

[@ciaransmith5423]

Omg I did that as well lol

[@mrstank9527]

sadly......same

[@marcusortega13]

+suckafatty69 what does it taste like

[@mrstank9527]

+Marcus Ortega shit you dont want in your mouth xD

[@mrstank9527]

Funniest shit ive read all day. Lol

[@caseypierce2724]

"Dare you open, IT'S A FUCKING PLASTIC BAG" ~Stewart Ashens, 2012

[@LaughingawaySquid]

you got death note at POUNDLAND?!!!? i paid nearly £20 for that when it came out D:

[@LaughingawaySquid]

***** because im weaboo trash

[@domb5640]

So I'm not alone

[@mihaelkYeah]

Luckily for me, they screened the live action thing at a crappy local sort of comic convention I went to all the way back in 2008, so I could see how rubbish it was before I decided to spend money on it. (and in doing so they also actually managed to spoil a ton of stuff to a painfully oblivious audience.)

[@wolfyboy]

i think it's MORE creepy/worrying that ashens actually KNOWS the size of a 8 year old's brain, rather than the manufacturers, (most likely) guess work.

[@PumpkinHeadJim]

that Halloween bag could practically be a fucking loot crate

[@Deltakilladash]

But you looked fabulous with those hair extensions!

[@jakeey0]

THAT FUCKING INTRO SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

[@JunoJPG]

Me too

[@siewpakes3666]

same here...

[@tawmifm]

People who are scared by jump scares need to go away.

[@JomasterTheSecond]

9:35 I can't believe Ashens predicted Billy Eylash.

[@SoFreshLSRP]

Boo-tiful. Boo as in what ghosts are supposed to say.

[@forestfairbrother]

agred

[@coreymeyer65]

Just to let everyone know. Pontypool is actually a really good movie, (It's on Netflix) It sounds stupid but it's actually quite a breath of fresh air from the normal zombie films. I highly recommend watching it.

[@ZacHawkins42]

Havik M Good flick.

[@pspence9569]

The film also seems to think it's set in Canada.

[@thekingsman9773]

"Soft Weirds Chew Bar, say Wicked Wally and Freaky Fra- oh bugger off."

[@thekingsman9773]

"Raspberry flavoured, crappy sweets"

[@maxmartinez14]

"dare to open" " its just a fucking bag"

[@Bring-Me-Tea]

9:35 I can't believe you got Billie Eilish to be in your video, Stuart!

[@THISxGUYyXD]

ashens the master of sarcasm

[@2doot]

19:27 Sparky's Big Adventure... that one is the scariest of them all.

[@arualsuga]

I'm jealous that you have such an amazing range in your country! Here in Aus there's a piddly selection, and surprisingly the grocery store had the widest range of Halloween decorations/trinkets.

[@tfaak]

I remember watching this when I was 5-6 now I'm 15 and coming back to watch this.. Good times

[@sync_v1.0.27]

He is saying boo as in scaring someone

[@fascistpartyofdeviantart9108]

I actually saw that "Sparky's Big Adventure" thing once when it came out in 2006. It's a Michael Schelp movie. Schelp is best known for ripping off big-budget animated movies with direct-to-dvd knockoffs. For example, he made a movie called "An Ant's Life" to compete with "A Bug's Life". Anyway, the Sparky's Big Adventure DVD is part of his series of Cars ripoffs (yes, there are more than one), and if i remember correctly, it tries to teach kids about peer pressure and why they shouldn't talk to strangers. I think i remember a pretty weird moment where one of the characters is literally murdered on-screen after being lured into a car-compactor and having his/her wheels removed or something like that. Pretty harsh way to try to teach kids, but the movie is a piece of shit anyway. Oh, also, the way it tries to teach about peer pressure involves an adolescent car persuading a younger car to "trick his ride" (a car-themed euphemism for getting piercings), so he gets like 14 different hood ornaments and decals and whatnot.

[@fascistpartyofdeviantart9108]

***** I hope you have fun, XD. Keep in mind that my memory is a bit fuzzy and i might be exaggerating, but i contacted a friend who also saw the movie and says he remembers the same scenes. Also, i just remembered some part involving one of the antagonist vehicles smashing the protagonist's friend repeatedly while they are in an infamous area called "the badlands", well, that makes two onscreen murders in one kids' movie.

[@BS2799]

You just opened the Door to my childhood! An ants life, Sparky's big adventure, the Weird pig movie (charlottes web knockoff) where a bunch of snakes try to convince the main character to go into a meat processing factory, For some reason that really got to me as a kid...

[@larrymantic2635]

@@fascistpartyofdeviantart9108 Unfortunately, that actually happened. But fortunately, the friend survived… somehow.

[@jaxsullivan2117]

9:36 Billy illish.

[@gwendolynwestwind9764]

"That would save me so much time!" I laughed far, far too much at that line

[@HiHelloHi]

The weirdest thing happened to me when i was younger on halloween i bought some chips/crisps, I guess, from the store and when i opened the little halloween bag of potato goodness it contained loads of burnt and live ants but the box was fully sealed and the package.

[@SirBlueWhale]

Must've been shape shifters.

[@Mujichael]

10:07 "its stupid and wrong and I hate everything that's ever existed" That is my life moto

[@GlitchG00D5]

that goddamn intro scared the hell outta me!

[@F1Fan0001]

I believe Colin has the world record for the lowest-budget for a officially released film ever at £45, thanks to out of date cameras, and getting everyone's mates involved. Also, Thorpe Park has that exact bloody candy bag for sale, but with Saw: The Ride packaging and a vastly inflated price tag

[@ethanol1586]

9:35 omg how did he get the real Billie Eillish to be in the video 😱

[@lav3nd3rt0wn5]

The hair extension picture :'D

[@xxCrapNamexx]

Ha, the silver skull part reminded me of the time when I managed to convince a squeamish girl to watch Hellraiser because I said it was just like 50 shades of grey.

[@himbalodzodenever]

Well this video was bootiful.

[@FreeTacozYT]

Wow, Ashens was Billy Eilish like 25 years before she was born

[@notsoalex]

The memories.... I love Ashens videos.

[@Mick_92]

Funnily, that shitty wound thing looked pretty realistic on the thumbnail.

[@willf.4590]

9:35 Man, Billie Eilish has really let herself go.

[@ThereMayBeLions]

Silver Skull should be in more of these xD

[@thesupergamingpie4333]

bootiful is the word boo! and beautiful merged together

[@lily91109]

"Next year I'm guessing footprints and noseprints" 9:11 Meanwhile in 2015...

[@ebolaegg3183]

What? What happened? TELL ME MINION

[@lily91109]

King Dork You'll have to watch the 2015 Halloween special.... OoooOOoOoo...

[@ebolaegg3183]

+Perry Johnjohn you fuck!!

[@lily91109]

FlufferHD Rants and Stuff did you watch it?

[@ebolaegg3183]

+Perry Johnjohn No, I haven't...

[@RoRoRoRonan]

Starting to think Ashens, solely, is keeping Poundland in business... >.>

[@Ricochet1665]

Bootiful day is supposed to be said: BOO!tiful day

[@XxxFazeJustinxxXtoocool4u]

You earned yourself a subscribe that was HILARIOUS

[@eoghanmurphy6406]

it means boo-tiful get it booo! ha ha ha

[@joemorson7777]

I'm surprised at how little people are saying this

[@fasaf4044]

Joe Morson Goddamn little people, am I right?

[@LdZet]

I still don't know WHY they made a movie of death-note with real people. it still hurts

[@tim...]

so is poundland like Dollar Tree in the US?

[@ongakuwotabeta]

YEP!

[@TheSeMiMusic]

Or as Dollarama in Canada

[@athenathegreatandpowerful6365]

Only much, much better

[@xkamont]

Those spiderwebs were disintegrating to give one the correct texture. You have to stretch them out to get thin web like strands for decorating. Don't know why they were green, though.

[@mintytheshade3754]

You looked so amused in that pic XD

[@zurkburgerk8596]

I've had one of those blood bags and it stained my teeth red for a day and it actually tasted so sweet that it was bitter. It was not pleasant. Don't recommend it.

[@Hyaoo]

Bootiful as in Boo XD

[@tanialawrence3809]

Looked in 99p store today (16/10/15) they are still selling the 'bootiful day' frankenstine hanger thing ... guess they couldn't shift them in 3 years!

[@Ninjamohawk]

Go'on give the family a treat, give em a slice of Norfolk!

[@meganpound8066]

I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who laughed at Dr.Acula XD

[@vincentjpk]

Frankenstein is not the monster. Frankenstein is the scientist. I can just imagine the hate I'm going to get for being a smart ass

[@dylanfer6]

nobody cares.

[@vincentjpk]

whos nobody? but im glad he cares =D

[@inglebritt]

You're two years too late.

[@vincentjpk]

i know :(

[@omnitrix20]

But, by creating his monster, doesn't that also make HIM the monster?

[@Inactive18302]

0:02 This scared me as a kid XD

[@Regmou5]

F*CKING INFLATABLE F*CKING DECORATIONS

[@kryptonic702]

Is that a reference to the comment on the sodastream episode

[@Yrenne]

+GeekLizard No, it's a reference to a FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN from one of the Lootcrate videos.

[@_hotpocket295]

+GeekLizard no it's from one of the loot crates

[@theonewhocannotsmell127]

Hey, watch your Fucking language.

[@minerals4483]

+3EyedFishPro. You watch your fucking language you fuck!!! Dont fucking swear!!!

[@adintijerina7596]

my gosh BOOtiful get it boo

[@nat9661]

+nicholas riveras he's just commenting about what the sign meant. lmao

[@hypersix2323]

+nicholas riveras ?

[@Cooldude-wd9yt]

I agree with uhhhh fallout guy?

[@adintijerina7596]

+Diego Martinez oh

[@Cooldude-wd9yt]

Lol I mean Adin Tijerina

[@Ashurrah707]

They sold the deathnote movie for a fucking pound? Goddamn.

[@skeletonthiever]

The Death Note films are quite bad compared to the anime. Live action films based on anime series' generally aren't that great.

[@suitedjames]

***** And needless to say but the Avatar movie as well.

[@leoellis6769]

The funny thing is i live like 2 mins away from the 99p store

[@heff4048]

Skyjin he means the last Airbender avatar

[@heythere5167]

¡HAPPY 4TH BIRTHDAY!

[@strobat4039]

bootiful means boo-tiful boo as in scary they just said bootiful for a *cough* laugh.

[@MayuhoHiruhota]

I was thinking since it is the last one, it was Boot-iful. As in... Boot. XD

[@KingLief75]

Just want to point out- That 'Blood' liquid candy? It said it had E-129 in it. Which has been connected with cancer. And it was in a kid's candy. Humans are fucking awful things, aren't they?

[@Dfrostme]

First humans are awful. Second, If it does have that then thank goodness I only use it for a costume piece.

[@RadiantMantra]

That's why you don't drink blood children, you get the viruses from whoever used to have that blood

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnngh]

We have kerbals here. I mean look at me!

[@1984potionlover]

It's a bloody pun, Ashens...Boo tiful, instead of beautiful.. you know boo...like ghosts would say? It's a bit of a reach using it with Frankenstein's monster..but perhaps that's the standard salutation among Hallowe'en monsters. Cheers. I enjoy your videos :)

[@BlaizeTheDragon]

How he was saying it was focusing on the "boot" part. Regardless it makes absolutely no sense with the two phrases above it. Why go for a pun on only one of them? It's stupid and wrong and I hate everything that ever existed. As does Ashens.

[@lyricsmaker7184]

I

[@lizirace7796]

Black Christmas is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. Amazing use of tension and suspense.

[@idou]

The intro actually scared me because I was expecting "Hello!" Jesus christ

[@sneakyjohnson]

Whats up with the final text?.... ASSHENS??

[@xvalley8512]

Go to asshens.com and find out!

[@turtlebornben118]

Alicia Foster that is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

[@puns4days]

Alicia Foster OMG I get it! (ass + hens) hilarious!

[@thekingsman9773]

It's a disease that makes your flatulence sound like poultry. I know from experience.

[@SwiftyStardust]

Oh my god... I had a packet of those gruesome body parts sweets, though they were in different packaging. The eyeballs were absolutely revolting, the rest were meh

[@philo-]

I had an eye ball sitting under my desk for years. My sister tried it...

[@supermegazeldaland]

I'm sorry for your loss

[@cheesehuman4177]

Blake Rhoades

[@Chaosian]

A pretty good list of movies at the end actually. I wouldn't mind that collection!

[@ambatufakinat]

Comment removed because of copyright claim

[@sopersonictails]

How

[@KingOfTheSoulSociety]

See kids this is a real troll!

[@luminariamuscaria]

4:14 RAINBOW DASH GUTS!!!! OMG!!!! CALL THE POLICE!!!!!

[@Ch4pp13]

I imagine that's what every brony out there is doing right now.

[@kattoprime8435]

13:18 IT'S A SEPTIC EYE!!!!! Just me who made that connection? xD

[@kattoprime8435]

Okay, only if you do it first :)

[@kylecarracappa2312]

That intro gets me everytime

[@eviloz9905]

Still waiting for Phantasm 5! Booooyyyy!

[@MattIsAMage]

Death Note is a good film! but i think you need to be an anime person to appreciate it :P

[@ericvillegas5539]

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!

[@MissNeeNeeCO]

ERIC Villegas *FUCK YEAH

[@punkymunkey1]

Death note is a series...Not a film, clearly not "an anime person"...

[@DavidisDaveisAWESOME]

Erin Logan en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Note_(film)

[@MissNeeNeeCO]

Erin Logan Did..You ..Realy Just SAY THAT,.When..HE SHOWED THE DVD OF LIVE ACTORS..With The Title Of DEATH NOTE?

[@2doot]

19:05 ahaha I think puppet master is such a dumb movie, but as in the kind of enjoyable dumb. It's just so fucking stupid to me, especially in the later movies in the series.

[@joehill4094]

they were so cute lol

[@yyyyzryrd8545]

13:20. I have that those eyeballs, but they were circular. They were amazing.

[@dubstepcake2983]

what's brown and sticky?....a stick.

[@nothingherep2609]

Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@guy7285]

ayy

[@03amber03]

But sticks aren't sticky, like I know STICKy but no, that 'y'... Sorry I'm a party pooper 😂

[@JarredThegreatDahBoss]

kids in Africa could have eaten those sawblades!!!!

[@spitfire184]

9:35 Billie Eilish was 10 when this was uploaded.

[@landofgrundo]

Everyone is talking about how the intro scared them but I somehow managed to tune it out completely when I was watching it.

[@carti9624]

Wat u mean dare u open it ? It's just a fucking plastic bag 😂

[@antonyquigley5219]

Simon Pegg called, he want's his life/likeness back

[@memefedora9439]

The 80s called, they want their joke back

[@dennett316]

+Meme Fedora No they don't...even they got sick of it.

[@memefedora9439]

nice comeback Paul Dennett

[@antonyquigley5219]

I'm impressed guys Meme Fedora

[@rosiemcdonagh7834]

WTF YOU FOUND THE DEATH NOTE IN POUNDLAND

[@user-ci6oo1uv2k]

To the person above me^^^ Actually, I think you'll find death note is an amazing anime and it is certain stele a lot better than your crappy 9-year-old-boy infested game roblox. So go shove your opinions up your arse as I frankly couldn't care less.

[@drygonfyre]

Amy Rose Actually, the Death Note that was there was the live-action movie version, which apparently isn't that good. I watched it once, can't remember anything about it. I do, however, like the anime/manga. Also, if you state you couldn't care less, then you shouldn't respond so aggressively as it shows that you do, indeed, care quite a bit.

[@brendanlitwiller3830]

Amy Rose I'm pretty sure both you and most nine year olds cant script games. That's how you create in Roblox. It's a bit more complicated than you think anime fanboy/girl.

[@bookbandlover4989]

I want more of the silver skull... despite the fact that this is 7 years too late

[@Patrick-Phelan]

The Silver Skull provides excellent entertainment value.