Drawer of Purgatory Clearout | Ashens

[@MikeRotch11]

I still think you should've just melted everything into a clusterfuck of madness and placed the newly fused item onto the shelf of interesting items.

[@TheBrianJ]

Alternate title: "Ashens Cleans Out His Junk Drawer And Gets Surprisingly Well Paid For It."

[@peterclarke7240]

"Man examines contents of his drawers while thousands watch on, fascinated, horrified, and feeling uncomfortably aroused."

[@brokenscart7989]

It's actually kinda interesting to see someone just go through old shit that they found in a drawer, lol.

[@eeresponsible]

Well, it's interesting watching Doc Ashen go through his old shit. If it were my aunt Paula I might have to gouge my eyes out with a shoehorn.

[@Trollingmexican]

+brokenSCART yeah makes me think of a prison for them

[@eeresponsible]

+Caillou NoLastNameGiven: Talk about phrases for which context is key...

[@hobbified]

You push the button on the Star Destroyer and the crew flushes every toilet at once.

[@Razer_-fe9mo]

I just laughed way too much at this. Thank you.

[@saintmobius5348]

"Forged deep in the heart of a factory in Poland" God damnit Ashens, I nearly choked on my dinner!

[@CurtisAlfeld]

"Do not make illegal copies of this disc." Did they actually think that was going to stop anyone?

[@adammullarkey4996]

+CurtisAlfeld Probably not. They were probably just wondering how many people would call their legal department asking for permission to pirate it.

[@adammullarkey4996]

Caillou NoLastNameGiven Arr, as ye should, matey! Swab the decks and hoist the jolly roger, arr!

[@adammullarkey4996]

Caillou NoLastNameGiven Arr! Maybe this time we'll actually extend the plank out over the sea, instead of letting ye step off the end and onto the deck! Arr!

[@adammullarkey4996]

Caillou NoLastNameGiven Arr, that ye may, but before ye do, ye must tell me why we be having this conversation. Arr!

[@kodaskii5042]

+Adam Mullarkey Fun ( ruining your fun) fact: Pirates never spoke like that. Instead, they had British, American, French, and Spanish accents (if I remember correctly).

[@GodotOfficial]

More Poundland food specials please! There is nothing more interesting than watching a stranger's pair of hands eating and eloquently critiquing barely edible food purchased for £1!

[@thatwolffe3802]

+Godot You sir speak the truth, you shall be the monarch of the internet.

[@electromika]

This fine prosecutor speaks truth! Ha...!

[@AntiqueMeme]

+Sulthan14 no...........

[@fuppetti]

I couldn't agree more!

[@burningwater1817]

*injects you with heroine lined with AIDS*

[@ttv0]

"there will never be one like it... here have a spare."

[@AeridesEntertainment]

" 'Ruff ruff.' 'Ruff.' 'We are dead.' 'Yes.' EXISTENTIALISM." I should NOT have laughed as hard as I did at that.

[@sonikkuffffff]

arctic cooling is a pretty bro company. they sent me one of their fans for free, postage paid and everything, when i inquired about buying a new replacement fan for one of their coolers and was told they don't sell them anymore. it's likely a fluid dynamic bearing fan. those are suspended in liquid rather than spinning on ball bearings alone. it's a higher quality fan and will last quite a long time. i say pass it on to someone who needs it.

[@sannyfolkesson2226]

yeah as they are far superior to Intels own stock coolers, they made really impressive cheap coolers.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

They go from mediocre cheap coolers to decent cleap coolers. Quite a good option for a budget solution.

[@joehorseman98]

I never would've thought watching a guy look through his "man drawer" would be so entertaining.

[@LeafShade]

+Lewd Thoughts Or a mechanic, because you're probably a cyborg.

[@LeafShade]

***** Love me some Parks and Rec xD

[@bigbobbeepers2.099]

+joehorseman98 Still better than watching a man clean out his personal drawers.

[@bigbobbeepers2.099]

+Lewd Thoughts When I found a modem in my man drawer, I made a face very similar to your avatar.

[@bigbobbeepers2.099]

+Leaf Shade Or a hoarding specialist.

[@SilentTree12]

I have swell memories connecting those ADSL filters into one giant snake.

[@finerz321]

Whoop whoop for tau

[@thomasread9587]

+Finley Clark It's also the symbol for Marathon.

[@gajbooks]

+Thomas Read You beat me to it.

[@thomasread9587]

***** Thank you for getting us back on topic.

[@ChrisLerouxDesign]

+SilentTree Sorry, I just have to comment that your avatar is the Marathon logo, which is absolutely badass.

[@mrbarrylewis]

Got one of those fuzzaways awesome on the pug

[@snailgirl7]

+My Virgin Kitchen I definitely Ship #Buart!!! The bromance is real!!! :D :D

[@CorrosionAudio]

+My Virgin Kitchen A family friend tried her dog's 'furminator' comb on our dog a few years ago. You could feel his hate from across the room...

[@snailgirl7]

My Virgin Kitchen I totally ship #Starry Because the Bromance is real :D :D You're welcome :D :D

[@QueenKaitio]

+My Virgin Kitchen notice me barry senpai lol

[@speed0spank]

+My Virgin Kitchen I guarantee mine is also shoved in an odd drawer somewhere around here.

[@gamerguy425]

For some reason I get a feeling that heaven is just an endless ashens vid...

[@zzzjoshzzzz]

More like the drawer of 'seems a shame to bin it'.

[@rose8593]

Or 'tat that isn't so bad it's shite but isn't good enough for the world to see displayed on his shelf so it has to live in a dark corner of the world until it becomes antique' But 'drawer of purgatory' rolls off the tongue better.

[@ChickenPika]

No one can lick their own elbow. Except Elbows Mutant. Seems a shit superpower, honestly.

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

my brother can and it looks freaky af

[@finkleberry]

Get back in your basement and make more ytp

[@ohnospaghetti-o6123]

ChickenPika HELLO!!!! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS and if you don't mind, please could I have w shoutout in your next vid?

[@2-Way_Intersection]

not because he's flexible or has a long tongue or anything, his elbows are just basketball sized

[@SwingYourSinners]

Only channel that can go from a high quality produced live action segment back to reviewing toys on a sofa.

[@gabefolco1888]

“The Wanking Lobster” was my favorite Scooby-Doo episode

[@CheeseLord]

"hello again" "is the item ready?" rude, yet efficient and straight to the point introducing ashens-manners

[@Jivetalkin13]

This should be a once a year kind of thing.

[@BirdsTwoGather]

Is no one else bothered that we didn't get the satisfaction of seeing the stickies burn?

[@andymadden8183]

I wouldn't want to. I collected Stickeez.

[@alexsnell1925]

Andy Madden same

[@johnnywong9482]

@@andymadden8183 same

[@JCstock]

7:44 I saw that cut ashens. I SAW THAT CUT.

[@MichaelHayward]

Oh yeah! It's subtle, but there IS a jump!

[@michaeldowdney3887]

So...?

[@JCstock]

Michael Dowdney Does there have to be a so?

[@Antagonist121]

+Michael Dowdney so my immersion is ruined

[@zeth1331]

+Antagonist121 I've never had immersion. No fish AI. >:(

[@IXRollOutIX]

Rugby Tempo, loved the album.

[@pepsizilla1734]

IXRollOutIX hey rollout didn't expect you here!

[@DJMouthwash]

Those stickies melted into the shape of the continental United States.

[@Jambunctious]

Does the die come with frozen yogurt? ... The frogurt is also cursed.

[@CEddyAV19]

that's bad.

[@petra2578]

+charlie edwards but you get your own choice of toppings

[@CEddyAV19]

thats good.

[@CazaamtheAngryAspie]

The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

[@Tavenknaughtlin1]

+Prem S (The Cool dude) that's good!

[@amicableenmity9820]

Ah, Poland, that arcane place. Full of Witchers.

[@lewbear6738]

i was sad when the existential dogs got burned

[@kevinloftus5949]

Laughed for a good 10 seconds when he said "welcome to my channel, the future of entertainment" Ashens hasn't changed in years and I love it

[@n0isyturtle]

Little did I know rewatching all those old Ashens videos over the last week or so was merely preparation for this moment.

[@evelynisaway9530]

I've never found this much enjoyment in a man searching through an old drawer before

[@tylerparks8393]

Always like it when there's an episode of something built on continuity.

[@Jabalaba47]

8:24 I used to love those things as a kid I had tons of vehicles and stuff and this sick rocket one that made noises I think

[@notsae66]

This should be a yearly thing; offering salvation or death... or more purgatory for those that remain.

[@AwesomeMooseSmile]

kind of sad the skeledude burnt up. at least the Scooby Doo ones are "safe".

[@superraiden]

"One of those old ADSL lines" Hey, Australia still exists!

[@AgentTasmania]

Zacharie The NBN was behind schedule and over budget when this video was made. Barely progressed since.

[@anonnymous1312]

17:10 why must we suffer? is there a meaning to it? i ponder as the flames of the blowtorch eat through my fur. had i been judged by the cruelty of chance? or by the whim of an uncaring god? -last recorded words of existential dog

[@bowtiefox]

I want that dice...

[@Lucia_Says]

+Alexander Webb Bit extreme

[@Lucia_Says]

+Alexander Webb ;)

[@gyulaleon9220]

+Jack Scott That was top notch.

[@February54]

+Alice Green That will be £6.99!

[@jakem5039]

I'll throw in a spare.

[@erikhawkke4861]

We need to see more of the ol' shelf and fire in videos! Bring them back good chap!

[@RaspberryStraw]

When you wound up that fan I swear I could feel a breeze.

[@SailorMaxie]

"Remington Fuzzaway" sounds like the name of a British actor that you know from multiple things, but didn't know who he was.

[@mossfoster5317]

Hang on, did you just say 2001 was 15 years ago? 15 years ago?! holy shit you're right!

[@jaspertaawesome1932]

FUCK

[@AntiqueMeme]

Not yet...

[@mossfoster5317]

***** Two months

[@villanelo1987]

+Moss Foster You want to feel even worse? In 4 years, the 90's will be to kids what the 60's were to us, 90's kids. Feelsbadman. =(

[@AntiqueMeme]

What? That makes no sense. I read it every way possible.

[@Sarged117]

I have waited for this video for so long! The final judgement of so many items that I have seen thrown into that drawer over the years.

[@TheBitBlock]

I'm disappointed we cannot purchase the dice ourselves.

[@LazerLord10]

Copper for internet connections... 21% of the US is on DSL.

[@DeadManSinging1]

Its 2021 and I'll do you worse. Like 75% of Australia still has copper connections to the house even though the cables in the nodes are fibreoptic

[@tubeducky]

tbf, most of the UK is still copper anyways

[@sharks3010]

We only have the option of copper in our flat. It's 2021 and the fastest speed we can get is 9mb. That's just abysmal! Also that's 9mb optimal. The fastest we normally get is 6mb with one device connected. It's also a third of the price to just use 4g.

[@TheGlitched64]

I actually liked ghost Bart. He should of been the sole survivor, to tell his story to those on the shelf.

[@jaymesyt]

My brother loves those stickies. They're so annoying. I hate them. I hate him. I may have to burn him.

[@Green-sl6is]

Do it

[@sammyvales]

+the definition of splooge nice profile pic, jasck...

[@xRainbowFroggy]

Well alrighty then

[@itspuffle8047]

+HermesGaming25 Melt them into an Amalgamate, dude. That's what Ashens did. Also I highly recommend not looking up what an Amalgamate is, it will terrify you.

[@vissenekku]

Set him ablaze. After all, isn't that what we all want from life?

[@MattRevs]

The middle of the flower fan thing looks like a pepperoni pizza...

[@rose8593]

Someone's so hungry they see food everywhere...

[@Pyronius1]

The drawer of purgatory would be useful in the 2000s

[@zangl2955]

I dont get it

[@Pyronius1]

@@zangl2955 i dont either lol, 7 years…

[@lizmariposa1]

OMG, I can't believe you just showcased that Remington sweater shaver thing! I had that thing back in college, and I was so excited about it, and then when I took it home... it was just not that great, but I still kept trying to use it and not giving up on it... It's been 20 years!!! hahahaha

[@Mynamemightbemichael]

He burned the three things I didn't want to see burned. Oh the humanity!

[@DarkseidJoshua]

This is the real way Andy chose which toys to keep in Toy Story 3 the rest were *BURNED*

[@Bl4ckV3ins]

Use the device to judge 3 of the most valuable things you own/prize :D

[@1911marmonwasp]

The die could be a possible addition to the next Ashensbox as well as a cigarette lighter shaped like the blowtorch!

[@jabmaster1000]

Ashens really needs to do a sequel to this

[@threadthathasnoend1212]

I would have never thought that I would watch 20 minutes of a British man going through his junk drawer. This is straight out of Rick and Morty.

[@ThierryRocksTV]

Before the fans ruined it

[@belogio]

i am an actual breadstick

[@DarthRushy]

+An Actual Breadstick Nom nom nom.

[@jballing39]

I am a actual human... Who likes breadsticks... ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° )

[@wisteela]

I have a box of you

[@MrDuneedon]

+An Actual Breadstick Beware those fake breadsticks. Them guys are assholes.

[@TomTheTalkingLlama]

+An Actual Breadstick well im a gaming llama so what has this world come to :P

[@channelfadge7438]

ashens has that blowtorch for doing dabs

[@skywise4019]

That would be the single best video ever.

[@happyhoney2000]

Or he enjoys making cremé brûlée on a regular basis.

[@jacobnion2525]

"The best thing about Hero Quest are the various bits and bobs Ashens forgot about in his drawer of purgatory."

[@kylek1198]

Maybe there's a person that breaks I into people's houses and put CPU coolers, and other toot in their draws.

[@Torchyc]

+Kyle Kennedy that would make sense

[@BigKicksMix]

+Kyle Kennedy you need someone to counteract the person that comes in and steals genuinely useful things that you put aside in a 'safe place'

[@Torchyc]

+Isalen NEVER PUT SOMETHING IN A SAFE PLACE , YOU WILL NEVER FIND IT.

[@darthnihilus9964]

+torchy.C IT IS TRUE!I PUT A PAIR OF SCISSSORS IN A DRAWER AND NOW THEY'RE GONE!

[@MrJoeyWheeler]

"The Time has Come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things," "Of ships, and shoes, and ceiling wax! An Cabbages, and Kings!"

[@smittzero8463]

Ashens, you should probably move the sofa into a shed. Then you can burn your tat properly. You just singed the dogs' hair a bit.

[@TomTheTalkingLlama]

+Smitt Zero RIP shed wood n fire

[@smittzero8463]

Well, he hasn't set fire to the sofa yet, so I think he can manage a shed. I suggested the shed because then he would be less likely to poison everyone while administering fiery justice. At least install an extractor fan directly above the sofa. As well as living longer, Stuart wouldn't have to blame the dog again.

[@bigbobbeepers2.099]

+Smitt Zero If Ashens moves into a shed, the creep factor of his videos will go from 0 to holy fuck.

[@smittzero8463]

Creep factor? I thought that was just Mentski and the grass mask invasion.

[@Leon98Leo]

I built him a shed

[@keenanmcdonald6466]

Oh my God, I remember asking him at mcm Manchester in summer if he had any plans for the draw of purgatory, he actually did something with it. Yay!!!

[@andrewkovnat]

Wow... Mighty Beans... Who remembers those? My brother just HAD to get them, didn't he... Grrr...

[@zendell37]

I wish I had my own set of British people around me to talk to each other. It's so fun to listen to them.

[@iamnotshazam495]

"A lot of places around the world still using copper lines" The majority of the UK still uses copper lines, mate.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

hard to find a place that is fibre only.

[@lilphredd1453]

"you plug it into and old fashioned adsl copper phone line" - here in Australia we still have those today.

[@PersephoneYT]

_"An excellent bloke"_

[@firstnamesurname6130]

Absolutely hilarious. Truly the future of entertainment.

[@awoolensleevelet]

I have to use an adsl splitter on our copper cables for my internet thanks bt

[@b33lze6u6]

+Woolen Sleevelet what a nerd

[@Nothing-pb8hu]

I have fibre optic you pleb.

[@videoman468]

BT, providing worse internet to the UK than a village in a rainforest

[@adammullarkey4996]

+Sweggler Does that mean that a village in a rainforest provides the UK with better internet than BT, or that BT provides better internet to a village in a rainforest than to the UK?

[@awoolensleevelet]

i'm pretty sure bt rents our internet off rainforest lines.

[@JoLiKMC]

I wasn't expecting a special presentation in this video. I like special presentations! And remember: You can't spell "presentation" without "tat"! Seriously though, that was freaking awesome. Thank you.

[@daymona]

shouldve called this 'Judgement Day"

[@Monkeymosh]

This was like peering through a window into your weird little life, I loved it.

[@Calismax-whostolemyname]

flicking princess leia's bean

[@rxranola]

ohmy

[@bigbobbeepers2.099]

+Gary Calismax I shot first at Princess Leia.

[@JonasC22]

I'd love to go through all your old draws ashes, I bet I'd find loads of interesting things ;)

[@ajzeg01]

I have this weird memory of the dogs ascending to the shelf. Am I from another dimension?

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

You're trying to hypnotize us with that flower 'fan'. :)

[@CJMoody]

Wait, if he was taking a liking to the skeletal, chupacabra-looking figurine, why didn't he just disregard the die and spare it? Also, I would've spared the dogs in favor of burning the policeman and space man if I were him.

[@orangethorpe6885]

Clover Goldngreen you don't understand he MUST abide to the dices word

[@dylaxiusmccoy]

Never disregard the die of power! To do so would invite destruction on a scale not seen since the eradication of the dinosaurs.

[@CJMoody]

Dylaxius mccoy Then he just shouldn't have bothered to roll the die at all on the skeleton. If he liked it, he should've spared it of his own free will.

[@catcat8539]

You forgot, didn't you... The Skull of Mystery shall not be forgotten!

[@Senketsu97-not-GeForceMSX98]

1:12 ashenstechtips

[@mvbaardewijk]

That opening was perfect!

[@mjc0961]

Sadly no, that GameCube Memory Card SD card reader will not let you use the GameBoy Player. The GameBoy Player has a specific mini-disc you have to use. The GameCube reads that disc, which tells the GameCube "Oi, read the GameBoy Player".

[@Sevenigma777]

Ya I tell the cops the same thing "I have no memory of buying this..."

[@RoswelliVideos]

No joke, Ashens, I'll make you an offer for some of that old stuff. Particularly the Wii SD Key and the old keyboard to PS2 adapter. I have one of those old keyboards that is actually bloody brilliant. ;_;

[@BritishFoodGuide]

That dice sequence was amazing.

[@Soopytwist]

Can we bid on this stuff?

[@Soopytwist]

+Caillou NoLastNameGiven You make that sound sexual, so no.

[@sebastiangarces1855]

+Daniel May i'd say yes

[@vampiress13ouran]

That die is lovely. I'd love one honestly.

[@mattx5499]

I remember using HD floppies with my Amiga, but I had to cover the hole on the left side for Amiga's built-in drive to recognize it. I never had any problems with corrupted data, but I were mostly using quality floppies from Verbatim, Dysan, Sony and BASF if I remember well. Quality floppies were also pretty durable and worked smoothly without that scratching noise.

[@lazerpeabody8062]

knock off play mobile.

[@PinkSmarties72]

That drawer contained a casserole of nonsense

[@jammybizzle666]

Ashens, this is an excellent video. Thank you.

[@No1.OriginalTrilogyStarWarsFan]

Think I saw Stu in Castle Mall last time I was in Norwich.

[@AlvinCornelius]

as soon as I heard the clacking noise, I know it was from migthy beans. man, I love those

[@danielmeade8971]

"I don't remember scooby doo fighting a giant lobster with a huge wanking arm" -Stuart Ashens 2015

[@Snolferd]

I have waited for this fir a loooooong time. Yay for finally existing!

[@volrath__]

Had a clearout with my dad not long ago, and it ended up being a lot like this, us essentially looking at random Computer Shopper floppy disks and CD's from the late 1990's :')

[@smb-c3po]

That music at the part with the die at the shop is perfect if you're having an epic fight scene.

[@sharks3010]

I wonder how many of those AOL disc where produced over the years? It's got to be in the billions! A hefty contribution to landfill.

[@verdenballnonotthatonethev9516]

Half of the Drawer of Purgatory should be in a technology museum.

[@LightningNC]

12:09 Sorry, Ashens, but I think that the "Shelf of Interesting Items" might've just been upstaged by the "Shelf of Mustelid Taxidermy."

[@cobaltodesertico1749]

And i always have the curiosity of the car that appears when he open the Purgatory.....