Cheat Codes For Interacting With Animals (r/AskReddit)

[@trascendentalsunset]

To be fair axe bodyspray is also a repelent of women.

[@weskerposting]

TrascendentalSunset i use it, I’m a girl. Something wrong? :x

[@trascendentalsunset]

@@weskerposting My condolences if you are a lesbian.

[@theycallmeJacko]

@@trascendentalsunset I'm dead

[@tlkfanrwbyfan8716]

And literally everyone when used by middle schoolers

[@prettybigpengus]

some mfs spray a shit ton on like it's a shower in a can

[@VerySmallBee]

About the laying a rabbit in your arm with its paws up, absolutely never do that, its called trancing, and its not sleeping, it's actually frozen in fear.

[@aeztral]

Profile pic checks out.

[@Pinklemonaii]

Also the chicken one. It’s literally terrified and I would never do that to an animal so much smaller than I

[@bellagarson9590]

Glad I’m not the only one who got really mad at that

[@mysticwolf1358]

Nym yeah i didn’t believe that about bunnies. i’ve had one that likes to be cradled but my current one hates her feet not touching the ground. i only pick her up if it’s necessary or very rarely for short periods of time bc i need a bunny hug.

[@Idktesthandle1234]

Was just about to leave this comment! Don't put rabbits upside down ever, they can break their backs if they panic! My rabbit of 12 years hates being held, but all rodents and rabbits LOVE to be pet on their nose bridge (very very lightly as it is a fragile bone) and up their head. If you listen realllly closely in a silent room and sometimes my rabbit will "sigh" very softly as she falls asleep.

[@AverageSensei]

If your dogs tail is down feed them to restore their HP and their tail will go up

[@hanamae600]

Average Sensei if that doesn’t work try giving them a bone until you see hearts

[@G31M1]

Is there a way to change the default collar into another color?

[@g1itchtree]

G31M1 You can get a dye and right click. I always have a black-collared dog named Kuro

[@anoinks6511]

@@jufka5879 I thought they also experience the side effects of rotten flesh?

[@wadeconroy3467]

@@anoinks6511 nope, they're completely fine eating rotten flesh, they're quite useful for discarding them

[@prez.cookie980]

When boxing with a kangaroo: Don't. They don't box. They don't understand martial arts. They are going to try to use their legs, and they are in fact capable of disemboweling you.

[@anneabelle7098]

Maybe I'm too non-Australian to understand, but the part that got me was the "When."

[@thekeyandthegate4093]

On top of the fact that Kangaroos are absolutely monstrously jacked, they have claws that are sharp enough to rip you to shreds. They're terrifying creatures honestly. The best thing to do if you're being approached by one is to do what that one poster said and back away slowly with your side facing them. It's also good to keep in mind that they can't walk backwards. Don't run either. Kangaroos are deceptively quick.

[@duskyracer8800]

And the alphas get to 7ft tall or 2.1 meters

[@sokhunkh1905]

Hire Sanji to beat it up than

[@TheMurlocKeeper]

I can confirm that it is indeed dangerous to "box" with a kangaroo. Their most common method of dealing with attackers (like dogs, for eg) is the grab them with their front paws in a hug, (pro tip: it's not really a hug) then reach up with their back foot (which is furnished with massive claws) and gut their victim like a fish. Doing this to humans isn't much of a stretch for them. Kangaroos are nasty, and will fuck you up fast. It's really best not to go near them at all. Don't get me started on koalas....

[@carwyn3691]

"Always keep your hands on a horse" Damn I don't have a horse near me what do I do

[@missanthropist5806]

This made me laugh harder than it should have

[@James.D.B.]

Amazing comments Thanks for the great laugh

[@eviee11111]

find one then,what are you waiting for?

[@RedmarKerkhof]

Use your bologna pony.

[@Viharamahadevi111]

(Clicks gun) You've loco'd your last poco, compadre

[@gengarzilla1685]

"Never look at a parrot with both eyes" I'd like to think this is why stereotypical pirates wear eyepatches.

[@Daelyah]

...the eyepatches were actually worn because many pirates from centuries ago believed you strengthened your eyes by letting one rest while focusing with the other. Actually kinda helps out a bit with eye strain issues.

[@jacklindsey2428]

@@Daelyah pretty sure it was actually something to do with going between top deck and lower deck because it was super dark below deck so they would keep one eye in darkness so when they we below deck they didn't have to wait for the eyes to adjust they'd just adjust the patch so the eye was revealed and it would already be accustomed to the dark

[@RoxetWajdi]

the eye patches were used by pirates to change brightness setting on their eyes. For what you asked? When theres a ship to be raid they'll go to the under deck and might need extra boost of brightness that's where the eye patch use comes in. Switch them and you suddenly have night vision.

[@mrrpmrrpmeow]

Pretty sure it was a joke

[@mezmerr4951]

they wore eyepatches so that they wouldn't have to wait for their eyes to adjust between decks.

[@YuBeace]

“dont mess with birds. even canaries.” ... *glances over at my canary bird, who is currently staring at me and my soul* ...yeah theyre right.

[@aliasofanalias7448]

In my city we used to use canaries in the chalk mines. When the canary died it meant you had a couple minutes to get out before you died as it meant the mines were releasing sulfur dioxide. Hence "the canaries" nickname for our football club, the animal has kind of become a mascot for our city.

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

... You have more than one canary right? Canaries are highly social.

[@gileee]

@@aliasofanalias7448 They were used worldwide for this purpose afaik. Something about the speed of their breathing and the sensitivity of their lungs that makes them drop dead in a mater of seconds when exposed to anything that's not breathable air.

[@aliasofanalias7448]

@@gileee It's because their smaller than us, therefore their lungs are smaller, hence they die faster.

[@gileee]

@@aliasofanalias7448 That's kinda simplifying to absurdity. It be nice if nature was that simple. Cats can survive off of sea water, even tho it dehydrates humans. They're much smaller, yet have much better kidneys. Canaries breathing a million miles an hour and constantly saturating their blood with surrounding gases (including them not having the complex protection mechanisms like human lungs) makes them perfect for this. Also they're pocket size, which is very helpful for carrying purposes. Oh and also, a single full breath of pure CO2 can make a human start convulsing, so even with all our complexity we can still be extremely fragile.

[@maartje7204]

Them: Would you pet a pea-brained, angry dinosaur? Me: Yes, yes I would.

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

Edmontosaurus sounds fun its a reptilian sheep thats as big as a T. Rex, whats not to love

[@nova92]

can positively say id attempt to pet a utahraptor

[@Ali_D_Katt]

I mean let's be honest this is probably how I'm gonna die, trying to pet something I shouldn't have

[@matador1616]

A duck took a French fry out my hand when I was young and we were eating burger king at a lake

[@TheMurlocKeeper]

I'll go one better: If it was a thing that science could make real life velocoraptors, you can bet I'd have at least 2! I have chickens. You would not believe how similar they are, lol! Chickens are smaller and cuter though. :P Gonna try to link one of my fave videos here. Someone did a handful of videos of what it might be like having a velocoraptor as a pet. Looks cool! kzbin.info/www/bejne/i6i7mKSojtarmpo

[@miaouew]

"Dolphins love children crazy amounts so if you're going to go swimming with them or feed them, bring a child" Unless the dolphin is male. Then absolutely do not bring a child.

[@37thraven]

Dolphins - Aggressive humpers. Chronic masturbators. Hoard female harems. JoeBidenBot - "Bring a child!"

[@rubedofuchs1510]

ah yes good information dick cat

[@Kiku91]

So... bring a life size Barbie doll as a decoy...? (They are usually 3-4’)

[@Kiku91]

ok good to note...

[@wilmagregg3131]

dosent really matter dolphins will screw anything they are friendly to humans more then other animals but there also one of the most sexually agressive animals on earth so they get very mean if there horny normally that only happens with lone dolphins pods normally wont make sexual advances towards humans because theyd end up fighting each other

[@heartagramchild33]

Do NOT put rabbits on their backs!! Even gently! It can kill them. Rabbits are prone to heart issues, & since putting them on their back / "in a trance" causes immobility. They will panic, their heart rate will increase, so once flipped back over. They may go into cardiac arrest. It's NOT worth the risk. Please don't put rabbits on their backs.

[@adorablecenturion8436]

That's very good to know, if I ever was to get a rabbit. Thank you! They're such cute little things, and it's really good to know all the sorts of boundaries I'll need to keep in mind due to how...vulnerable they can be. I wouldn't want anything to happen to my bun :c

[@adorablecenturion8436]

@Random Entertainment awh :c Im sorry..

[@heartagramchild33]

@Random Entertainment Oh god, I'm so sorry..

[@heartagramchild33]

@@adorablecenturion8436 You're most welcome! 😊🐇

[@adorablecenturion8436]

@@heartagramchild33 Protect the buns!

[@fletchthebirb]

"Oh boy! I can't wait to learn how to interact with birds!"

[@danielcastillo591]

Video: Birds are little creatures of Satan, and the only reason they are not in the top of the food chain is that they are huge drama queens

[@paraumbralin]

The answer is millet

[@juliusk3564]

Birds aren’t real

[@tyrannapusandfriends6254]

stevethepirahnaplant ever heard of... *The drunk rainbow lorikeets?*

[@peeblekitty5780]

Video: The key to interacting with birds is not fucking interacting with birds.

[@CertifiedRookAppreciator]

There was one time I was at a house full of cats and had a seizure. Not the flop-on-the-ground-and-foamy-mouth types, but my brain basically shuts my thinking off and my will to do anything is sapped. (the wheel's turning but the hamster's asleep/the lights are on but nobody's home) I sat myself against the couch on the floor since my balance goes out the window and basically fell asleep while conscious. When I came out of it I was covered in cats. They were in my lap, on my legs, next to me, in the couch behind me, a small one was draped over my neck and shoulders, and one was resting its head on mine. Pretty sure a kitten was trying to climb into my hoodie pocket. I like cats and most of said felines were friendly to me, but I didn't expect to reboot in a cat sweater.

[@fifthmystery]

They were trying to protect you when you are the most vulnerable. Or maybe just investigating what happened to you

[@CertifiedRookAppreciator]

@Spirit Echø × armor acquired × +2 HP +2 Warmth -5 stealth × no gold acquired because I'm broke ×

[@108wee]

I once heard purring can accelerate your natural healing abilities, maybe they knew something was wrong and was trying to help you.

[@wingedfeline5379]

Did you know that cats eat their owners after they die

[@haydenself2182]

Small Kitty Squeaks it’s true so will a small dog

[@Flightful]

"It doesn't give the mosquitos a quick and painless death" -good.

[@tombkeeper270]

Yes

[@tombkeeper270]

I just smack them slowly and they die while squirming

[@shrimpdynamics4003]

idk i think its pretty inhumane to see living things being unneccesairly tortured for pure pleasure

[@Luis-gz3oo]

@@shrimpdynamics4003 mosquitos can't feel pain

[@lightningwizard6088]

Lol

[@Kiku91]

7:25 DON’T DO THIS PLEEEEEASE! This is called “trancing” and even though the rabbit may seem “relaxed” they are in a state of paralyzed fear and it can cause more problems than it’s worth! Please, please, please don’t do this! If you must pick up a rabbit! please start from the ground and don’t swoop then up, you will frighten them. Support their rump with your hand and their stomach close to your chest, and another hand o er their back. But this should just be for transporting them to a carrier as they will wriggle if not familiar with you. Just please no trancing!!!!

[@Kiku91]

Skrooge Lantay I hope so too. I used to do this because I was taught it was okay. I know better now and I don’t want others to make the same mistakes!

[@Randomdudefromtheinternet]

So we hold them like a baby?

[@Kiku91]

Miguel Angel Rangel If you are thinking about an upright position, then yes. You don’t want them dangling by their front end (I’ve seen some ppl carry them under the ribs like small dogs) and it puts stress on their back especially if they start kicking.

[@ոakedsquirtle]

I do that all the time. I raise rabbits and honestly trancing them is easier. I have them for their meat so who fucking cares if they get spooked lol.

[@AximVidya]

@@ոakedsquirtle this guy gets it :D

[@InternationalSpaceForce]

If a chicken makes a sort of "oooooooo" sound, it means its thoroughly impressed by something. Yes, chickens can get impressed. Usually by certain sounds, flying objects, and food.

[@TheEssenceofpets]

My chicken used to do this crap all the time 🤣 I was like what the hell is wrong with you lol then it would chase me screaming lol

[@aarna9716]

Savannah Ashley I want a pet chicken ;-;

[@amberkat8147]

@@aarna9716- I want a small chicken coop, but that's not happening in a one-bedroom apartment. I'd like to have a guaranteed egg supply, and breeding them (I have no idea how because roosters aren't allowed in city limits.) occasionally would result in adorable little chicks who will eventually grow up and maybe someday produce more cute chicks. Seems cool, but I lack the space and the money to do it.

[@NighthawkX02]

If a circus elephant killing for entertainment doesn't make you realize how wrong it is to have circus animals...then I don't know what will

[@LemonLoverCockatiel]

@Nacho Jar Studios yes

[@rauntche]

Implying

[@WhyName]

Yo what? What was it killing?

[@overlord8011]

@@WhyName rats

[@deepeshmeena6570]

Elephants are heartless creature. If left alone ,more chances are that the other animal would end up dead. Domesticated elephants and wild elephants are both heartless.

[@brixtonbates851]

"interacting with animals" "K I L L A L L M O S Q U I T O"

[@husa0612]

Nancy Bates yes, very painful

[@jessedobson1009]

"They compulse and have spasms like crazy." Yes. Good. *Very good.*

[@mswen1983]

They do the same if you blast them with tobacco smoke. We put a bug in a jar and blew cigarette smoke into it. The bug instantly went into horrible convulsions. I wonder if this is why so many old outdoorsmen smoke. It makes a great bug repellant.1

[@rusdanibudiwicaksono1879]

Smokes makes a very good insect repellent in general. Have you ever seen an trash incinerator infested by cockroach?

[@sachinraghavan4556]

You're completely sadistic.

[@cavemonkynick]

@@mswen1983 When my grandmother was young she worked the fields at a farm. Her and the other field hands would light a cigarette and then stick it behind their ear and it would keep the bugs away for about an hour or so.

[@cipherr26]

@@sachinraghavan4556 Indeed, we are.

[@jellicledwwfan]

DO NOT PUT A RABBIT ON ITS BACK EVEN WHEN YOU PICK THEM UP

[@theduckdiscussions789]

Sara why

[@Viharamahadevi111]

@@theduckdiscussions789 THEY WILL FREEZE UP AND DIE!!!!

[@TheAngryXenite]

@@theduckdiscussions789 To clarify, rabbits are extremely easy to panic, and a scared rabbit can enter cardiac arrest and die. Putting a rabbit on its back, one of the most vulnerable positions it can be in, can easily cause it to enter such a panic. Not to mention that if it tries to get away it can break its back.

[@StapleCactus]

@@TheAngryXenite Sounds like it wanted to be eaten.

[@RaySpartan315]

I’m sorry but I just have to say this. Reading all the comments about the rabbits just remind me of that one video where a professor tries to tell rabbits that will one day, die. And the look on the rabbit’s face after was so funny, it’s just hard NOT to remember. And now when I hear or think about frightened rabbits I will always remember that video. Phew, had to get that out of the way.... *”So now onto the weather. Jim, kindly take over.”*

[@mageofdoomsie1598]

6:13 “bring a child” Does it need to be mine or do I just get one at the child store

[@prestonp.7094]

Pyropell child store should do

[@tiacat11]

If you can't make your own child, store bought is fine.

[@alixanimations541]

Child store is preferred, just in case the dolphin goes berserk. Ya know, you don't want to have attachment to the kid.

[@notyannz]

@@alixanimations541 well then... I cant not agree

[@robertnagy3942]

SACRIFICE THE CHILD XD

[@kaito4445]

"Treat animals like children."" Treat children like adults.""Be socially awkward around adults." So should I be socially awkward to all?

[@37thraven]

Yes. Soo... Hold grudge against animal. Pet adult. And ask children existential questions. Sorted!

[@ORLY911]

Become a bird and never deal with people again

[@DylanBegazo]

Sono Birds taste good

[@uiraideszen3223]

Eeeeshhhh

[@woodlefoof2]

No no no Beat animals and tell them they will never be better than me Take children out drinking and try to sleep with them And then be awkward around adults

[@clubwojak8148]

I said "UwU" to this weird looking cat and now she won't stop trying to sell me her bath water

[@gabrielcorpancho2247]

XDDD

[@clubwojak8148]

@@gabrielcorpancho2247 Can you let me know what you think of my vids mang? I'm trying to do these types of vids but hopefully better :D

[@Viennaaa27]

Its so wierd i just UwU while watching this and that moment I saw your comment

[@woooshbait4045]

yeah that didn't happen, cats can't sell bath water

[@littlemow]

wooosh bait r/woo- *sees username* oh _shit_

[@tabcreedence6553]

Axe kills mosquitoes and makes them convulse surprise, it's also harmful to humans

[@shorelockhomes943]

Same danger to large animals and people from a 5 lbs. Or so ax as well. Some can also be used as a hammer too. L.O.L.

[@invisibilius1978]

Can I axe you something?

[@OnlyKaerius]

Because alcohol, probably. Similarly, alcohol based mouthwash is linked to oral cancer, because some of it turns into acetaldehyde, which is a carcinogen.

[@hollowollowyeet886]

invisibilius sure, shoot it at me

[@RyanNoseBest]

"if attacked by a shark, punch them firmly in the snout". dude have you tried to punch under water? youll barely tickle the shark if you do that. their snouts are not that sensetive. rake the gills or jab the eyes instead.

[@rock2946]

I agree with you that clawing at the eyes and gills are better (snout punch still works but uses so much energy). Takes up less energy.

[@pumkinpatchwork]

actually, their snouts are super sensitive. but yeah, punching underwater is hard

[@sinfulmourning2780]

Easy solution, tell the shark to attack you above water, where you'll have a better shot at winning the fight.

[@austinbolduc1717]

There noses are really sesentive, they got many nerve endings to detect vibrations in the water and smell. If you well trains enough you can rub there nose and it’s puts them in this torpor like state, search it up

[@Leedelee-hc9ns]

satun bas sharks, much like alligators, have protective eyelid like skin that slides over them when an attacker pokes at them, the eye pushes back, so that’s about the equivalent of jabbing their skin, it doesn’t deter the shark.

[@MulattoMacchiato]

Mosquitoes hate tomatoes. I used to eat them like candy as a kid. I noticed mosquitoes never touched me when I went camping but my sister got ate up. Found out it's because they contain a lipid compound named IBI-246; a natural repellant.

[@whatTFisThis]

I need to start eating more tomatoes, I am a mosquito magent. Plus I like tomatoes anyway but my family hardly gets them😭

[@wooshbait6023]

-I hate tomatoes-

[@fragile_beast904]

As well as the old vampire deterrent works on almost all blood drinking animals(garlic)

[@Spartan-ek8ih]

Well you learn something new and strange everyday

[@karl4286]

Guess I'm gonna start carrying around tomatoes, then.

[@jackbelden3851]

“If you cough loudly and the bulls ears don’t twitch much, it’s a good sign” Me: :) “That the bull is about to charge” :(

[@RaySpartan315]

*Directed by Robert B. Weide*

[@Kittsuera]

just decline the charge. ;D

[@kyle18934]

@@Kittsuera just dont give them your card info and they cant charged

[@gileee]

@@RaySpartan315 *cue music*

[@Shortcat81]

',:)

[@lespaul678]

As a big cat person, I can help with communicating. Make eye contact with your cat and slowly blink your eyes a few time and or slowly squint them. You might get a response. If you get a blink/wink/or squint from your furball, that is a sign of trust. In a nutshell, cats don't have normal eye lids and no need to blink because they have something called "haws" it's a vertical "eyelid" that serves the purpose of an eyelid without the cat needing to actually close their eyes. If you can get your cat to blink at you with their eyelids, it means they trust you. Cats are predatory animals and are always on alert. If you can get your cat to blink at you, they are closing their eyes, which means they are making themselves vulnerable to their environment by not using their "haws" but with their eyelids that obstruct their vision. Also boop that nose! Update: Also if your cats tail looks like a question mark. "?" they are in a good mood. Tail straight, but relaxed with a cute little curl at the end. I say a question mark because their tail is the question part and their anus would be the dot. Now you can't unsee it..... Sorry. 😂 😂 Also, when whiskers are relaxed and pushed forward with a curl outward (away from the face) you haz a happy kitty 😺 if you have whiskers straight along the face, you haz mean kitty. 🙁

[@ragnkja]

Thicc That slow blink from a cat is their version of a contented smile.

[@pitayau]

My cat does not like being booped

[@logan8212]

I’ve always wondered why my cat winks and slowly blinks at me ☺️

[@mildlymarvelous]

Blinking at a cat and getting a blink back is basically “I love you” “I love you too”. Most validating feeling in the world.

[@oliviagarden9460]

When my dog Katy was at the vet, about to pass away, she was kept in a glass oxygen tank to keep her alive, so we couldn’t pet her. I kept doing the eye trick with her and pretended to pet her through the glass

[@aa-to6ws]

1:58 Instructions unclear, blowed gently to a shark and punched a horse in the face

[@RainbowRiver]

I hate that this made me laugh...

[@chunkiermango7982]

I have punched many a horse and no it was not abuse it was I'm going to run you over or fuck you this is mine

[@chunkiermango7982]

@@xianjinn it stole some of my hair ok Edit also one bit my arm

[@marialindell9874]

@@chunkiermango7982 Then wear a helmet or tie your hair up. You can push it's head away just fine. If it's not your horse, don't go feeding them or touching them without the owner. They can be aggressive. If it's your horse, don't come whining about it biting you. You knew what you were getting into. Also please clear up the grammar in your first comment, I fon't understand it plus English is not my 1st language.

[@datoasterz6633]

ChunkierMango79 oh my cat scratched me lemme fucking abuse it

[@Ominous_Odyssey]

I once pet a cat on the belly. *Mistakes were made*

[@theenzoferrari458]

*Mission Failed, we'll getem next time*

[@mischa2643]

It's like a bear trap - just snaps on shut around your fingers😂

[@serinasalazar2954]

Same lol

[@mauu3291]

Weird, i allways Pet my cats on the belly

[@kofimoon-vv-8279]

@@mauu3291 same When I do it just turns on back and stretch

[@sakumm5085]

Do not run away from a Hippo. If you come across a hippo and they show aggression against you do not run away. They have running speed of around 30km/h. Human has a average running speed of 10km/h. if you really want to run go in a zig-zag motion since they fat as fuck and cant turn for shit.

[@sonofagun4125]

All of you people saying in this in the comments without giving an alternative. GUESS I'LL JUST DIE

[@smittywerbenjaggermanjensen69]

Average of 10 km/h ? Where do you live? In the USA? Thats jogging. At most lol However, 30km/h is still too much to compete with

[@squawk4391]

@@smittywerbenjaggermanjensen69 Yeah, isn't the world sprint speed record like 27mph from Usain Bolt? He could keep it on its toes for a while, especially if it's ill or old.

[@smittywerbenjaggermanjensen69]

@@squawk4391 Yeah sth like that. Im sure the average human being would be able to run around 15 km/h. Not for long but definitely faster than 10 km/h.

[@pikapika3198]

@@squawk4391 that's one person not the whole world 😂😂😂. And how lazy humans are becoming these days? I wouldn't be surprised if we could run 10 miles per hour.

[@Eternal_Tank]

German hack for seagulls: go to a german beach. Purchase ice cream, french fries etc... hold it away from your body, close your eyes. Now open your eyes and MAGIC your food is gone

[@dma968]

And half ur arm

[@essayedgar]

Yeah also a tip for if you like annoying people. Just buy food, and throw it around people so the seagulls will annoy them for the rest of the day

[@flamingrubys11]

In america seaguls are like that too except you dont have to close your eyes you could be eating a fry and tgey will come right in your face and take that thing and LAUGH

[@whatTFisThis]

XD

[@whatTFisThis]

@@essayedgar I will do it to entitled people

[@kathleenm6715]

Imagine coming in someone’s home and seeing them tackling, bearing their teeth and staring at their small dog like a dog. I’d walk out lol. I thought you’re not supposed to do that. I watched this one episode from “It’s me or the dog” with Victoria Stilwell (a dog behaviorist), where an owner was doing the same thing to a small dog and she said not to do that, because it causes distrust in animals or something like that.

[@TheEssenceofpets]

Oh I love Victoria ♥️♥️♥️

[@KingkyLeor]

victoria is like the dog whisperer but actually knows what the fuck she's doing, love her so much

[@duskssj4704]

K M yeah don’t do that it damages their mental health

[@neftalithekushite4063]

Victoria is awesome. I remember the episode you're talking about.

[@78jujubs]

It depends on the situation and the dog, If the dog is going berserk but still petable by you, just calm it down with calm body language and a calm voice, but if the dog is straight up attacking people or other dogs, yeah grab the dude and push him to the floor until he calms down, it helps also if afterwards you give a lot of attention to the thing it was attacking afterwards, it further reinforces that they (the dog) were wrong. You only do the grab and push to the floor if the dog is in the middle of fighting something, not just if it’s barking and being territorial.

[@n.6353]

I once had a squirrel crawl up my leg to get a peanut (I was wearing trousers so it didn’t hurt) City animals are a different breed.

[@Logicsimulated]

Candace?

[@CristoKnight]

If you are male he might've been trying to get a different kind of nut.

[@jacewritesowo1902]

@@CristoKnight 😨

[@g1itchtree]

I’ve got squirrels in my pants!

[@TomoyoYumemi]

Once one clibm me up, didn't carry any food with me but insisted in begging

[@dumpsterbriar]

When a cat rolls around showing it's belly, you may think it's an invitation to touch it's belly, but it's not. It's a way of saying they trust you. Don't touch the belly. They'll think you're attacking them.

[@sonofagun4125]

Plenty of cats love belly rubs though. This is really more of a better-safe-than-sorry tip if you don't know the cat well

[@essayedgar]

Yeah maybe but my cat LOVES it when I scratch/rub his belly. If I rub/scratch his side he'll lie on his back with his paws in the air to tell me to start and then purrs when I rub his belly.

[@basedimperialism]

Actually, if you move your hands from petting a spot they're fine with over to their stomach, they'll be fine with you rubbing their stomach. They might curl up a bit in an agressive way, but it's just instinct. They won't try to attack you so long as you don't make the move quick and suddenly. Cats like to have their stomachs rubbed gently, but they also like to play violently. If the cat claws at your hand a bit, they're just playing. If the cat claws at your arm/face and hisses, they're angry.

[@plastictree7635]

All my cats love it, it’s weird cause they don’t especially like me but they trust me

[@nuggetstew4380]

No touch. Only look.

[@scooter2099]

When boxing with a Kangaroo they usually lack any strategy - except disemboweling you with their rear legs .... just don't do it folks.

[@jamesparker223]

Rear legs? They use their arms to gut you. They have claws. Really mean fuckers. The world views them in too positive a light. I'm in Australia 😎😋 They also get big. 8 feet tall I believe is max? And insanely muscular. Like a body builder visually. It's very confusing.

[@arnoldo8642]

clearly u guys havent see the video of the guy who saved his dog from a kangaroo's chokehold by punching it in the face

[@jamesparker223]

@@arnoldo8642 That was a small roo

[@gregsander8439]

@@jamesparker223 Ive seen some dude chincheck a roo. Then the music from Jojo played. 😎

[@wilmagregg3131]

they have claws on there feet? i thought the risk was them stomping you to death or breaking bones with there kicks?

[@kirapassey35]

"if you rub your fingers in a 'show me the money' fashion, animals will look at you. cats, fish, lizards. its pretty neat" they're just amazed you have thumbs

[@Victor-gr2yj]

Lizards have thumbs

[@sg-ds6qg]

I recently started doing it with my cats and was amazed how quickly they're attracted towards you !! And seeing it as a "cheat code" here just made my day 😂😻

[@goomagames]

3:20 REMEMBER!! Do NOT pick up a turtle from just the top shell, if you can try to grab from underneath them. The top shell is part of their spine and it hurts them!!!

[@CoffeeMadeMeSay]

Turtle 🐢🍲soup

[@jennyfers16]

@@CoffeeMadeMeSay EW

[@nugget6820]

@@jennyfers16 lol what are you on about? turtle soup is GREAT

[@AximVidya]

@@nugget6820 probly just a triggered vegan lmao

[@nugget6820]

@@AximVidya Know right!

[@CuppoJoe_]

If you encounter a cockroach, don't move. They can't see you if you don't move. Hide your fear, they can smell your fear. Just stand there, be calm, and you might get out of there alive.

[@pingus9934]

Okay but no joke, I have a phobia of big cockroaches...UHG just saying the name gives me the creeps T____T. Anyways, once I saw one of those running, and I was like "WATAFAK". Anyways, I stayed still freaked out, and the dumb thing was there too just standing there. Then it started RUNNING AT ME, I was like "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK". I ran to my mom and yeh.

[@niccatipay]

See cockroach Hey bud please chill over there. I'm nearly finished eatting my mea- *Cockroach flies to my general direction* This is how i die

[@pingus9934]

@@niccatipay *RRRREEEEEEEEE*

[@reemhabli11]

niccatipay the fact that cockroaches can fly is the most terrifying thing

[@uss-dh7909]

@@reemhabli11 duuuuude, I recall a story where one was crawling around on the ceiling like shit was normal. I noped out so quick.

[@sage4992]

every post: BIRDS ARE BAD me, sitting here with my duckling: uhhh

[@TheFemSniper]

send ducc pics

[@chloee6533]

Crayola Clouds wait what

[@NotSandhorst]

69 likes lol

[@thehoodybadger3402]

Ducklings won't flip out. They'll go off like a little repeating alarm when you walk away for .074 seconds if anything :)

[@1337fraggzb00N]

Duk 🥰🥰🥰

[@jakelama5610]

7:12 DONT HAVE A RABBIT ON ITS BACK they freeze out of fear

[@TheEssenceofpets]

Or can have a heart attack 😭

[@abbeyjade3304]

If a parrot is bowing its head and acting like it wants you to scratch its head be wary, if they've got an eye on you they will whip up and bite you if you get close enough. My African Grey does this to everyone who isn't me because he likes when they freak out and yet people still don't believe me when I tell them he doesn't actually want to be pet. They're too smart for their own good and will use peoples lack of understanding their body language to their advantage. Just never try to touch a parrot in general, touching them anywhere but the head is extremely sexual to the bird and never try to touch their head unless you are familiar with that particular bird. I say this as someone who works with a lot of parrots, body language queues are so subtle so a bird owners okay will not guarantee you won't get bit. Also cockatoos are notorious for dive bombing even when they seem chill. Just avoid parrots honestly 😅

[@keenakeet3792]

My parrot has used that classic petting trick a few times on people, but she is normally very vocal when she doesn’t want to be touched. She favors the people that don’t try to touch her at all, especially the ones that are afraid of her. 😂

[@gigifabulous]

My cockatiel has dive bombed my mom, 2 of my dogs and my cat. Other than that he's a sweetheart.

[@alf3488]

Everything was funny until the rat killing elephant.

[@will4127]

As a former circus elephant, it was undoubtedly treated like shit before ending up in a zoo. That's almost certainly how it ended up that way.

[@personguy8566]

Important note in regards to picking up crabs: Never, EVER pick up a blue crab like a normal crab. Their claws can, and will, reach all the way back there. I've been taught this my entire life, and luckily never got snipped. But I've had a few friends get a nasty little cut.

[@Captain_Crabmeat]

@Just Me you should be scared. they're coming for you. They know what you did You will pay for your sins.

[@Eternal_Tank]

Never give a crab a knife xD

[@iylamstoy]

During a trip to Florida for a marine biology school program. A retired teacher, and mollusk enthusiast, who was very familiar with the marine life in the area, after visiting for years and years. Taught me how to pick up a crab, like described in the video, that told me to try it out on a blue crab. Yeah, it hurt...

[@personguy8566]

@@iylamstoy Ouch, my deepest condolences for the hand that was affected.

[@Crosshill]

what if you hold them -by the claws- then

[@lemonsprout8705]

7:35 never do that to a rabbit. That reaction is them going into shock from being turned over and all their vulnerable parts exposed. Rabbits have died of heart attacks in that position.

[@krinmon9621]

meme daddy hm I’ve never experienced that. I’ve held some rabbits in my day and cradled them on their back and they love it and fall asleep

[@patrickharris1340]

Kai Furr it aint falling asleep, a rabbit in the wild is never flipped over unless its been flipped and about to be killed by a predator. The rabbits you were holding were probably accepting their death

[@lemonsprout8705]

Kai Furr that is often what people think but the rabbit does not love it, it seems calm because it’s frozen in fear and feels like it’s going to be killed. Many rabbits have actually died of heart attacks while held in that position, the only reason they look like they’re enjoying it is because they can’t show anything but fear in that position. Please avoid holding any more rabbits like that

[@libertyprime619]

A rabbit has a higher chance of dying if starvation than cardiac arrest

[@lemonsprout8705]

Ken M depends on the situation.

[@Scumborg]

Squirrels here in NY will take things from your hand without all that crazy foreplay. We have the best squirrels.

[@zzambles]

SentientDumpster I KNOW

[@Scumborg]

@@zzambles pretty much all common animals in NY have just melded into society and have no real fear of humans.

[@mischa2643]

That's because somebody else has already done that for you

[@LOLAP95]

@@mischa2643 no

[@pepi999YT]

What about the Brooklyn Squirells? They took my fooking eggroll.

[@rachelwharton4245]

I kept waiting to hear certain things but I never did... so here goes! Would you like to make cats love you??? Well then here's a tip or two I've figured out after having and loving cats for my whole life :) I could go on for hours about cats and all the cool things that they do, but for brevitys sake I'll pare it down to just the things that directly help you establish relationships with cats. It's becoming a little more well known what cats body language is, but if you haven't seen a video or something on that yet, we'll recap some of the basics. If you already kinda know this stuff then skip it I guess. Tail : Straight up - friendly, interested. Downwards and waving - annoyed or scared, do not touch them. Purring : Either happy and relaxed, or stressed and trying to comfort itself. Winks and long slow blinks : I love you or I trust you! Flops on back exposing belly : In most cases DO NOT touch the belly! They are not like dogs, they usually are not asking you to pet it. They are showing you their most vulnerable parts as a sign of deep trust. Immediately touching it will annoy most cats and possibly cause them to reconsider trusting you. (The odd cat will very much enjoy belly rubs but only try this if you have known the cat for some time.) Arched back : Do I need to say this one?? They're angry or threatened Rubbing against you : They are claiming you as their own. You are a part of their pack now :) I might add more of those of I think of more but moving on... Something about cats that trips a lot of people up is that you cannot treat them like dogs and expect them to like it, in most cases. If you only have experience with dogs, throw it all out and start all over. And now what I consider the most important thing to know about cats... They demand respect. Many people view cats as very arrogant creatures, and perhaps there is a little truth to that, but in all reality, most people wouldn't put up with the kind of treatment that pets do, and cats are one of those animals that don't have time for your shit. I respect that about cats and honestly I relate to them quite a lot on this next point. DO NOT hold them if they don't want you to. They will hate you. If you want a cat to learn to love you and trust you, always put them down or let them leave the second they want to. Start slow, once you're friendly with them, pick them up for a second and pet them, but they will most likely immediately want to leave. Pet them for a second or so and put them down gently. Continue doing this regularly until they start to stay longer and longer. Eventually they will love to be around you and be held by you, because they feel safe and because they know they can leave at any time they please. It makes sense to me, people are the same. Doesn't everyone avoid the person at work that just won't shut up and it's a struggle to get away from them if you so much as say hello?? Yeah. Cats just want you to respect their free agency. TL;DR ^^^ Just read the last paragraph, it's the most important :)

[@blitz-o-byte]

the arched back , let me add to it : angry, threatened or "to threaten", cause it gives them "height" they will often do this to seem bigger to the threat and thus threaten it back my cat and i also use this to play. i guess. he archs, i arch , he runs, i run, we both hide and wait, repeat until tired

[@Dimencia]

This is good, most people don't think cats are smart enough to understand respect, but yeah - as long as you don't try to make a cat do anything it doesn't want to do, it will love you. But the video suggested cats don't like eye contact; in my experience, cats are opposite from dogs on that and love eye contact in any form. This is evidenced by their 'winks and slow blinks' - long, maintained eye contact. And from what I've read, the long slow blinks/winks are basically the cat's way of displaying trust, because it's willing to close its eyes around you (not normal for hunter animals like that) Anyway, a couple of other fun tricks to get a cat to like you - -Do those long slow blinks at it. They do seem to notice -If you really *have* to make the cat do something it doesn't want to do, like going in/out and you're in a hurry, if possible, gently push it with a foot instead of picking it up. Cats can become afraid of hands if you're not careful, but a cat that's afraid of feet is ... well, convenient, tbh. And as long as you're gentle about it, they won't be afraid, but will promptly move where you want them to when you start involving your feet. I feel like they kind of eventually recognize that if you're using your feet, they really should listen or you're just going to pick them up anyway -Cat Glands. You know how a cat rubs its face on things that it likes? That's because there are scent glands just above their eyebrows, toward their ears (there is usually a small patch of thin fur here to mark the spot). When a cat's in a good mood, it likes to rub these all over everything - but not necessarily because they know they're spreading their scent, it seems like they just enjoy it. Which is what I'm getting at - rub a cat on these glands, right around their temples. This is why cats seem to like having their faces pet, because you brush these glands, but if you just rub them straight up, they usually love it. Obviously, the cat needs to trust you enough to even let you pet its face first, though, and some cats can get a little weirded out the first few times -Just above the tail. This works on both cats and dogs, but mostly just females, and... well, it's a little disturbing. On their lower back, just above the tail, dogs and cats are both very sensitive and really love being pet there. This is mostly on females, so ... if you think about it, and imagine your animals humping, you'll understand why they like this.

[@jacewritesowo1902]

Wait..winks mean I love you? I taught my cat too wink and she winks when she's destroyed something, or is plotting.

[@pwnhyperion4150]

I liked so it would be 69

[@artybrandt]

My mom's cat tends to show her belly when she wants to play. Gentle biting/chewing on the hand and batting it with her paws with no claws

[@ivanm3045]

Another hack for dogs; gently massage their ears. Sounds kinda weird, but I read somewhere that it gives them an endorphin rush, not sure how true that is but every dog I've tried it on really seems to like it

[@ChaosMyth1012]

The whole “alpha” dynamic in wolf packs is completely false. This is based on research from the findings of a single man decades ago, after observing several wolf packs, and much later in life, fairly recently, the same said man tried to reprove that theory. It turns out he found that that “alphas” were actually just parents usually. After discovering this, he tried to fix his mistake and even wrote a book on it, but the idea of wolf packs relying on dominance was so ingrained in the modern consciousness that his efforts were useless. On that note, _do not_ force a dog on their back. Not only does it often not work, but when it _does_ it’s not because of an instinct to obey the “alpha”. It’s learned helplessness, and it’s very psychologically damaging.

[@quirkym4154]

ChaosMyth1012 i slightly disagree. Forcing on its back yes but when my dogs have acted up in the past I tell them to lay down(“down”). They instantly listened and stopped their previous behavior.

[@ChaosMyth1012]

Random Person XD That’s... not even remotely the same thing. Forcing a dog on it’s back and holding it there just puts the dog in a position where it’s completely powerless. In your case, it’s a completely voluntary choice for the dog to follow a given command. I don’t understand how you’re trying to equate those two things

ChaosMyth1012 wolves do that tho

[@ChaosMyth1012]

mozarella10 No, they don’t. That was literally my entire point

[@gabewright5571]

this. 1000x this. people never listen when i tell them, thanks for knowing and trying to educate

[@charlotte_frantz1]

Axe body spray kills everyone and everything, change my mind (Spoiler: impossible)

[@StapleCactus]

It's in the dose. A quick spritz in a jar, then a q-tip dipped in the liquid and dabbed on your wrists is the correct amount. One quick touch, though. No smearing it around. You'll cause inadvertent jock syndrome to yourself and death to most insects.

[@hiddensinix2767]

@@StapleCactus who tf puts deodorant on their wrists?

[@StapleCactus]

@@hiddensinix2767 Axe is more akin to cologne than deodorant, so I use that as a reference point.

[@krakenwarrior3237]

Actually there is one that can defeat Axe body spray: The Super Kyle. Give a normal or shiny Kyle a Rainbow Monster and watch as they grow 6 times their normal size. Axe body spray is the only Potion in the universe to calm and relax the Super Kyle into an unconcious state.

[@Dani-kz3vj]

"Why? Because sheeps are very stupid creatures." Ok learnt two things in one phrase.

[@somepyromaniac2091]

And those are?

[@lyssai273]

@@somepyromaniac2091 why they vontinue to walk around the person walking backwards and that sheep are stupid creatures i think

[@somepyromaniac2091]

Oh... Im stupid

[@reemhabli11]

Fan Girl i think what they meant was that the writer of that sentence must have been stupid because “sheeps” is incorrect.

[@somepyromaniac2091]

Oh that also make sense

[@InternetinaNutshellChannel]

Press A and B at the same time to capture them.

[@bonsaibaum3898]

Press Volume up and power off at the same time to let them make a screenshot

[@jacobshark6930]

Knowticed Kirby music at 2:24

[@rebeccaluvs1077]

@@jacobshark6930 k

[@dqblizzard722]

Jacob Shark k

[@sweep_swoop]

Hold B

[@linnhanna]

never put a rabbit on their back, they could die

[@artgirl1339]

How?

[@linnhanna]

@@artgirl1339 being on their back causes immobility and they get very stressed. So when they are flipped back over, their heart rate increases so much that they can get cardiac arrest or heart failure.

[@chickennuggets3186]

@@linnhanna Jesus christ, how do they survive in the wild, or is it just domesticated ones?

[@yoarnelio5981]

@@chickennuggets3186 domesticated rabbits are like thia

[@pshuckle7488]

@@chickennuggets3186 People exaggerate but they are pretty timid. No most rabbits aren't going to fall over and die from being flipped or because there's a vacuum cleaner. My rabbit puts with the vacuum cleaner every now and then and she mostly just gets grumpy about it. She gets more scared from me walking into the room without her expecting it, or if she suddenly dreams up something frightening while she's sitting on the rug. I wouldn't flip a rabbit unless you really had to for medical purposes though. That's just causing unneeded stress.

[@marxtheenigma873]

If you want to catch a chicken more easily, crouch down so you appear smaller and less threatening, and scoop it up from below. If you try to grab it from above you seem like a hawk. The best way to get them friendly is to feed them, more specifically, sit down with food and let them come over and eat it from your hands. Teach them that a specific noise means food is here. Beware, very friendly chickens will follow you around, so you must be extra careful where you place your feet.

[@kaliwatson3948]

Depends if the chicken is ready to breed

[@hopper22009]

I have 12 chickens and my mom and I yell “ladies!!” Or “girls!!” Every time we go out and they all come sprinting out of the bushes and trees like little velociraptors and then they stand there staring at us making little clicking noises like they’re saying “well?” They also run up to us if they notice us working around the yard and will follow us making noises. They’re very curious creatures and will investigate everything you do if they trust you. I also have a very clear favorite as she’s the chicken I feed by hand and pick up every time I go out. She gets so jealous if I hold any other chicken that she tries to attack them when they’re placed back on the ground and then she will sit near me when the offender is gone. 10/10 love having chickens, quality entertainment for the backyard.

[@Taongcc]

Works with bunnies too. (Not the last two things tho)

[@billionhappy]

My cousins used to have chickens and we would run around trying to hold them and it’s so fun

[@hannahparmenter3905]

I love chickens

[@klayman2]

Shark one is wrong, shove your hand in the gills, that's how they breathe, otherwise poke eyes, punching wont do much unless you're strong enough to negate the push of water

[@booty_hunter4207]

Yeah a punch in the water is like throwing a stuffed animal at some one. It's not like it's a small amount of force, but you gotta be lucky for it to actually do anything.

[@essayedgar]

If you have enough time to stick your hands into their gills you had enough time to get out of there

[@squawk4391]

@@essayedgar Unless your arm or leg is in its mouth. If you're an absolute unit, bite the shark's snout full-force to show your dominance.

[@sadeknight9112]

RoyalGaming what if you’re towards the surface where the water resistance is not as high? Or if your hysterical strength kicks in?

[@osi3191]

As somebody who interacts with sharks on a regular basis, do NOT do this. I am a shark diver, and let me tell you. Sharks (especially tiger sharks), will not give you an opportunity to do that. If a shark is aggressive and is charging at you, you should watch their eyes. They have eyelids that close when they open their mouths. Normally they try to attack from under you (if you're scuba diving, you have to stay at their level or below them). Once they open their mouth, grab or kick their nose and push them DOWN. They cannot move backward, so pushing them down will just make them go under/around you.

[@douglasmcquaid5343]

Tip: Always keep a master pokeball on your person.

[@vivimannequin]

You mean a master ball?

[@Uppercut92]

Vivi mannequin He’s just making sure the scrubs understand. These are pro tips after all.

[@bluemoon1115]

I learned that, if you ever have to work with goats, addressing the "Queen" of the herd makes your job 1000xs easier. We have one named Ner, a fiery red goat that likes to stand in a corner and stare death into your soul [boss insists she loves humans] and bully the other does as you're trying to get them in the pen. I started greeting her first every time I go to gather goats, and now i get friendly head boops. She's still scary looking af. Lol.🐐❤

[@kristijanoros7208]

Why and HOW can you ever get into a boxing fight with a kangaroo?

[@Drescodeleo]

official Aussie business

[@franktheflamingo6221]

I can tell you’ve never been to Australia

[@Cerberus03]

I run into the occasional fight while walking to school.

[@Ben_Dover753]

It has happened, don't piss them off! (Australian) edit* Just to clarify and ensure what is hopefully obvious. I myself have neither the balls, nor specifically, the malevolence to box with a kangaroo or any other animal.

[@themanhimself436]

You, obviously, are not a propa aussie

[@eziobonetti]

"Never look at a parrot with both eyes" - how is that a thing?

[@insertnamehere7621]

eziobonetti I think it’s because you look like a predator with both eyes facing forward.

[@arsvie8108]

Why do you think pirates use eye patchs?

[@Kiosartkorner]

Angel omg holy frick that makes sense

[@booty_hunter4207]

@@Kiosartkorner ita a joke

[@booty_hunter4207]

@@insertnamehere7621 sorry I'll just only turn one eye

[@mastergta23]

My cat looks me straight in the eye when I stop petting for a second, and unlike other cats he loves belly rubs,he's a chill cat too

[@SteadfastandResolute]

@Just Me Hmm my cat's like that too. She has the added demand of always adding an ice cube to her bowl or she won't drink and will raise a fuss instead.

[@natsuki4021]

THATs kinda weird, most the cats I'm around HATE belly rubs but every once in awhile theres a few cats that love them haha

[@pitayau]

My cat likes them when shes in heat. Idk why she hates them when outta heat. Shes kinda like a party animal

[@DraedonTheInventor]

Your cat loves and completely trust you You're breathtaking

[@ultimasurge]

@@DraedonTheInventor No You're breath taking!!!

[@7kakan]

Cattle: 3 levels of friendship: Lvl1, trust: Just keep calm, just be around them doing tasks, feed them etc. Let them smell you and realise you are trustworthy. Lvl2, friends: If they let you in to scratch them, make sure you give a good scratch under the chin and down the front side of the neck. That's how I was told that cattle makes friends with eatch other. They also love a good scratch on the forehead. Lvl3, Best friends: If they have horns, give them a really good scratch between ear and horn. They will react the same way as scratching behind the ear on a cat or dog. If you reached lvl 3, the calf, bull or cow will come up to you and ask for a good scratch. They might scratch you back (using their tongue), its really rough but if they reach your back it's better than any scratching tool. A few years ago, I worked on a farm type setting with cattle, goats, sheeps, etc. (only for a summer). Calves, cows and bulls can be really cozy if you treat them well. I had a cow laying her head in my lap and just enjoyed life.

[@verovex7723]

also, if a bull or cow is mad, and trying to charge, be dominant and just walk towards em. theyre only scary because you let them

[@verovex7723]

correction: if they have a calf, be scared,

[@7kakan]

If you don't have an established relationships where the cow trusts you, be scared. If you have that mutual trust and established relationships, don't rush it.

[@verovex7723]

nah as long as it isnt a cow with a calf or a bull, you usually dont have to be too scared as long as youre dominant and you have a way out just in case

[@movingparts6270]

Most flying insects can see the CO2 in your breath. Hold your breath and move slowly and you become invisible to them. Wasps ruining your picnic? Set some food off to the side, away from everyone. They'll eventually follow the path of least resistance and go for the sacrificed food and leave you alone.

[@Rummynose]

Birds and Bugs tips: If you want wild birds to trust you more stay still, move very slowly and don't make loud noises. If they see you in the same spot a lot they'll get used to you and will approach you with more confidence. I used to sit in trees all day with birds feeding on the flowers while sitting on the branch next to me. With birds like fantails, that are flying behind you as you walk, take more frequent steps, as this kicks up more of the bugs that they are eating, and they'll keep flying behind you. Careful not to kick or stand on them though. If you want to hold a bug for a long time, when you grab it use both your hands and cut off all light getting to it, but do not squash it. Hold it in the dark until it stops moving, then you can take away one hand and it will stay in the other. Idk why this calms them down but it does, and if you do it right they can stay there for over an hour. My friends and I used to use this trick to put crickets and cicadas in classrooms of teachers we didn't like, and watch them get driven crazy by the noise the bug would make when released. Do not approach geese, but let them approach you. If you want to get away from them, do it slowly, never ever try to run. If you don't seem annoying or like a threat geese can actually be quite friendly, and you can hand feed them. Most spiders won't bite you unless they're scared. If you see one on you, do not run and scream, stay still and calm. Then use your fingers to flick it off of you (flicking is usually too quick for the spider to react to) if you don't feel comfortable enough to pick it up and carry it somewhere else. If you're having a stare down with a large dragonfly it probably just sees it's reflection in your glasses. The amount of times this has happened to people I know is just ridiculous. Take off your glasses and it will leave. Bees are very nice and usually don't try sting you at all. If it lands on you just gently shoo it away. If it's just sitting there and not really doing anything you can high five it as it will raise it's leg in defence and it makes for the perfect tiny high five. Don't do this too much though, because you will annoy it and it might sting you. Cockroaches don't really do much and you can just pick them up and feed them to chickens, or throw them outside. There is no reason to be scared. Bugs tend to climb up, so if you're moving one somewhere else, hold your hand up and it should stay put. If not it's just being an asshole. If you fill your pants with ants it's actually less noticeable than people think. So long as they aren't aggressive ants, nothing much other than a little tickling will happen. Don't ask me how I know this.

[@arielcerecer142]

I dont think people are really afraid of roaches. I think most of the people (Me included) just think they are incredibly gross and unpleasant to look at

[@jonathanreyes2781]

I'm going to forget all these when the time comes I need it the most

[@AakashBanodhe]

I love playing with stray dogs, here are some points I have: - when approaching a dog, let them sniff back of your hand and never show front. Let them come; - a barking dog can be befriended easily, a growling one cannot, stay away from growling dog; - never go for puppies first, their mother are far more protective and can attack; - if dogs are barking at you on street, cross the street, they will calm mostly; - respect hierarchy of their pack; - every dog has different points they love rubbing, pay attention and they will love you like none other. PS: Parrots love drama, I can confirm.

[@mmeister_5315]

If you inflict a status condition on them, they’re easier to catch.

[@HelgeM1407]

@@simonelastname5182 I guess its a pokemon reference.

[@strongside4565]

Except poison. Poison has no effect on catch rate.

[@chrisg2378]

Is this some poor joke that I'm too rich to comprehend? Plays tennis with masterball.

[@joshPHOUR]

Careful they might know facade though

[@twobladedswordsandmauls2120]

"Put them IN the ground, they'll fall asleep" that is not sleep.

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

This video provides more information about pets than school Great then?

[@booty_hunter4207]

Why would school teach you about pets

[@beetlejellies]

Well, not really pets. This is more about animals in general. I do have to agree though. In science, we always just skipped the chapters about animals and how they work and went to the chapters about gravity.

[@senkkella7664]

@@booty_hunter4207 why not

[@hanifabegum3993]

@@gralden Science teaches you about our world and outside it. It's an important subject, which is why many unis require it.

[@sweetpotion]

Time's limited in school; teachers only have 180 days to teach you all the standardized material you 'need' to know for tests and college, so there's not really enough time to focus on the animal chapters unless you're in a class like Biology.

[@iim4memesii768]

"it's quickly on its back" I saw a vet do surgery on a rabbit they said don't keep it on its back too long it can't breathe propaly.

[@foxthebox5113]

and they might get a heart attack

[@libertyprime619]

That and when you turn it over they might go into shock and die

[@libertyprime619]

@@foxthebox5113 honestly rabbits are more likely to die from starvation than anything else

[@cube3648]

the advice about holding rabbits on their backs is actually a really bad misunderstanding. rabbits hate being on their backs because they feel like they're in danger and play dead. they look calm but they're really terrified

[@luccavs]

It can also kill them

[@gensaikuroki1793]

More chicken tips. 1. Never run after them unless you know you can catch them (which is hard). Sudden motion spooks them. Approach calmly, preferably from the side, even when you're reaching down to grab them. 2. When you grab a chicken, do so from the side or behind with a hand on either side. Press down firmly on the wings and keep them on the ground for a few seconds. This stops them from struggling after picking them up. 3. In my experience once you've picked it up once like I recommended in 1 and 2, if you put it back down, it's easier to pick it up again. This is because to the chicken, nothing bad happened after you picked it up so it's safe. 4. If you meet a free range or wild chicken and it puffs up its feathers, it's trying to intimidate you (they do this to each other too). Hens do that to guard chicks or nests. Cockrels/Roosters do that when there is a hen in oestrus nearby although they'll typically ignore you been while puffed up. Always remain upright when dealing with an angry chicken. NEVER bend or squat or kneel. They'll try to peck your eyes out. Standing makes it harder for them to fly to your face and therefore easier to knock them out of the air. 5. Water is your best friend. Chickens are not like ducks and do not have waterproof feathers. Drench aggressive chickens in water and they'll typically leave you alone. If they are still mad then all then can do is run and not try to fly up to your face because their wings are soaked and useless. Turkey tips 1. if a turkey charges you, don't run. Stand your ground or charge back. It will chase you otherwise. (May not work with wild turkeys) 2. Wild turkeys have claws on their back foot that are long and sharp as hell. Do not tussle with them. They will make you bleed or kill you if they manage to hit your jugular. You don't want to be the person who got killed by a fucking turkey.

[@Rexog90]

Has anyone ever been killed by a Turkey? That would be funny and scary at the same time.

[@shiksol8394]

@@Rexog90 not that I know of, however a lot of my old friends will tell you that turkeys will fuck you up if you are oblivious. When I was at a farm a wild Turkey attacked my friend and he left a couple of stab wounds luckily my friend managed to grab and kill the Turkey before he stabbed anything too important.

[@gensaikuroki1793]

Yeah, Turkeys can be tough but I'd fight a turkey anyday over a Canadian goose.

[@whatTFisThis]

LOL all but one rooster fear me at our barn cuz I kicked one in the but while he was sexually harassing a hen with bunch of other roosters.

[@gensaikuroki1793]

@@whatTFisThis Lol. Yeah Rooster attacks are rare. Hens with chicks attack far more often. It's usually if you disturb them or go for the chicks. As for the roosters mounting a hen, I've seen 7 large roosters take turns mounting a hen one-third their size until she died. Occurrences like that are rare on farms because of the 1:10 ratio, so there are enough hens to go around

[@birb6095]

the chicken trick with the drawing a line in the sand actually puts them into a catatonic shock, so don't to it.

[@suspiciouslysollux590]

Bailey Russell It doesn’t put them in Catatonic shock it puts them into ‘tonic immobility’ which isn’t harmful but just don’t do it cause it’s mean lol

[@duskyracer8800]

Cockatonic shock

[@behindyou6146]

Bailey Russell that’s exactly what I’m gonna do

[@teddybear8443]

@@duskyracer8800 hehe

[@beegpappa7900]

@@suspiciouslysollux590 tonic shock

[@NighthawkX02]

"If you see a hipo, run away" LOL You're dead anyway xD

[@TheMurlocKeeper]

Don't run, you'll only die tired :P

[@bup6340]

I hate Hippos and they're super aggressive, but I'd slowly back down and scream at them. And when it would try to approach me I'd make a step towards it and scream. I mean, it works with elephants, so it's a nice try. And you'll feel badass when you eventually die.

[@bsbbsbsbsbs608]

I'm sorry but I just imagine somebody glancing at a hippo and they just immediately die

[@beegpappa7900]

@@bsbbsbsbsbs608 That must be an enemy stand.

[@TuskForce]

@@beegpappa7900 hippos can stop time the death blow is literally immediately

[@wherethetatosat]

"gently blow in to their nostrils" That's enough internet for today.

[@louihuang4804]

"when boxing a kangaroo" if he really wants to fight he'll destroy you with a kick

[@Nadia72639]

I don't know if it's scientific, but from my experience, when you want a small social animal like a cat or dog to come to you, crouching/sitting on the ground can help. You look less big and scary, you get to their height and they feel more comfortable approaching you.

[@kingdomheartsispeak4724]

I'll try that

[@squirmtastic]

It definitely works on my little dog. She loves it when people sit on the couch or floor. She'll start wagging her tail and start licking them 😄

[@moritamikamikara3879]

I can absolutely say this works. Frequently I stop to pet dogs when I'm out and there are dog walkers and also frequently I've heard dog walkers saying "Wow, I'm amazed they let you pet them, they never let people make a fuss of them" Because everyone else stands up and looks like a friggin man mountain to these poor little doggos.

[@asherkarr5096]

Every time I work with animals who don't know me I'll kneel down more to their level and pet them when they want to be. Never force it on an animal who clearly doesn't want it or if someone has communicated it doesn't like being pet. You're going to get bit

[@bomanson]

Yes. It works everytime. Size does matter.

[@johnhalo4438]

Reddit person: “Don’t mess with birds. Any bird. Even canaries. Just don’t” Me: Looks at my flock consisting of 1 cockatiel, 2 Indian ringnecks and 2 pink and grey galahs (rose breasted cockatoos) “ha pathetic”

[@nova92]

used to have an amazon and i can say they definitely meant dont try to traumatize them or fuck with em or whatever. that shit *hurts*

[@johnhalo4438]

jukebox I know what you mean 😅 one of my galahs is a rescue and he certainly did not like me when I first got him. I still have the scars

[@TheEssenceofpets]

Lol my mom's friend has a African grey and I'm terrified of her... Her name's sunshine but she's mean lol she knows how to mimic a dog's bark and a Humans cough she also says HELLO! Then just stares at your soul she tried to attack me once but their dog tried to bite it lol I was terrified l

[@christerjakobsen8107]

I have a few magpies and crows around where I live that come to my place to get food I sometimes set out (sunflower seeds and such), and they're pretty chill with me.

[@TheEssenceofpets]

@Spirit Echø amen lol

[@tagdayley]

I learned that if you respect a dangerous animal. It will respect you back.

[@rayir.1382]

I find it amusing that most people learn this by having a cat in their house.

[@tagdayley]

Rayi: I learned this from pissed off pitbulls

[@CoffeeMadeMeSay]

When they don't respect me, I eat them

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

I think it's dangerous to expect respect or any kind of human trait from a dangerous animal, especially a wild one. They don't live by those rules. You can respect a mountain lion all you like but if he's interested in eating you'd better be able to fight.

[@tagdayley]

176Blue: When I say respect I mean Their territory

[@horseenthusiast9903]

I have a few things I’ve always done with horses, cats, budgies, chickens, and crows/ravens to earn their trust or be safe around them. -when feeding horses from the palm of your hand, keep your fingers really straight and unbent (bendy fingers that reach towards the horse might get bitten, and horses can easily bite fingers clean off). Also, when feeding a horse that’s not your own, ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS clear it up with whoever usually feeds them! Horses physically can’t vomit, so if they eat too much/the wrong thing they get colic and die. Finally, approach horses from the side, not directly in front. Their eyes are on the sides of their heads, so they’ve got excellent side view, but the direct front is a blind spot, so if you approach from the front you’ll scare them, and a scared horse is a dangerous horse. -Cats like to show affection by spending time near you, but not necessarily touching you. So if a cat freaks out when you pick it up, that doesn’t necessarily mean it doesn’t like you, it means it’s freaked out by all the touching. Interact with the cat on its own terms. Also, when introducing cats to new things (ex. A dog), start off with the cat in a safe space and a door between it and the new thing. That way it has familiar smells plus new smell, and no sight of the thing. Start feeding the cat treats and food there until it associates New Smell with Tasty Food. Then create a physical but not visual barrier (like a baby gate) and repeat feeding until the cat associates New Smell and Sight with Tasty Food. Then try removing the gate. Hopefully the cat is at ease and friendly around the thing. -Budgies sometimes do what’s called a locating call (also called screaming; it’s a VERY loud and shrill chirp that they will repeat over and over again). That’s their way f checking in with the flock and making sure everybody’s good. If your budgie does that a lot, chirp back in the same way to let the bird know you’re there. They won’t be quiet immediately, but they will be quiet sooner. Also, budgies love to try and steal your food (my deceased budgie Limon LOVED landing in spaghetti, pancakes, and fried eggs, much to my panicked annoyance). Make sure when you eat around your budgie, it’s food that is safe for budgies to eat and/or you can quickly remove them from the food and wash them (the foods I mentioned were when I was new to budgie care taking; after that, I ate a lot of hard boiled eggs and fruits around Limon so we could share). Also, with budgies, chickens, corvids, and most other birds, it’s similar to horses: they have eyes in the sides of their heads, so looking at them front-on (both eyes) is aggressive and scary. Look at them from the side as much as you can. Finally, budgies and chickens (idk about corvids) need quite a bit of calcium for their health. Give budgies cuttlebones. -for chicken calcium, give them oyster shell bits. Be aware that you might need to clip your chicken’s wings, since they can fly (and some can still fly remarkably well despite clippings...I had two Welcimers years back that would fly above the gate that had bird spikes, land on the ground for a moment, hop onto a fence post, then fly and climb all the way to the top of my neighbour’s MASSIVE fir tree). Also, chickens have a pretty strict pecking order. I haven’t figured out a safe way to “peck” the chickens back to show who’s boss, so what I do is get a tennis racket and when an angry chicken wants to peck me, scoot them away with the racket a good few inches quickly, but not forcefully. The chicken usually gets the message that you’re top chicken. If they don’t get the message, repeat as necessary. -finally, corvids, specifically crowd and ravens (but I’ll just say corvids for brevity). Feed them peanuts that are unsalted and still in the shell; it’s a relatively healthy snack (I keep a saucer for a garden pot out on my front porch and put peanuts in it so the corvids and smarter pigeons can snack at will. Also, take care that you only feed the birds enough for a small snack; you don’t want to disrupt their foraging patterns). Corvids will then associate you with tasty snack. They’re not going to get super close to you, but now you have generations of corvids knowing that you’re cool. You might start getting random stuff dropped near where you keep the peanuts: that means that the corvids are trading with you! They’re giving you whatever they’ve found and thought you might appreciate in return for the peanuts (so far I’ve gotten two French fries, four bottlecaps, what looks like a sheep’s knuckle bone but idk, and a quarter). They also might make some weird noises relatively close to you when you’ve earned their trust. This is individual to each flock, and is the secret language their family uses. Congratulations, you’ve been adopted! My local crows make a chittering sound that lowkey sounds like a woodpecker pecking, and my local ravens make both a clicky sound and a gurgley sound that sounds like they’re saying “Wabu-wabu.” It’s pretty neat! Also, if you’re close enough to a circus to try, please...don’t pet it. At best, you’ll scare it and now all the corvids generations to come will be scared of you too. At worst, you might catch a bug from the bird. Don’t touch them, appreciate them from a distance.

[@imdoingthisnowreally]

6:18 Thanks. Let me just look through my collection of children to find the right one to bring.

[@borealis8564]

When you go to a zoo or aquarium, wear the same color employees have to wear. The animals will be more interested in you because they think you’re their caretaker and are going to give them food.

[@shrekonion8307]

so youre lying to the animal then?

[@VeryTerrySR]

When a whale snitches on you for impersonating staff

[@DarkAngelEU]

@@shrekonion8307 The animals lie to themselves, for they have created a Marxist deity lol

[@madelaineh1140]

This anit a cheat code but more of a this could save your life if you are ever at a public event with horses and a horse has a red ribbon tied in its tail DO NOT go near the back of them if you do they will probably kick you, hard Red-kicker Blue or yellow- stallion White- for sale Green- a young inexperienced horse That’s for where I’m from a least the colours don’t tend to change

[@asherkarr5096]

Just never get in kicking range unless you know the horse or have been told it's okay and then stay close so they cannot kick as hard

[@seezee64]

Theres actually a whole set of colors and what they mean when they're tied to a horses tail, you just have to act accordingly lol.

[@madelaineh1140]

ZeldaWho yeah but normally red is not the ‘ main one ‘ but I feel it’s one of the most important ones

[@seezee64]

@@madelaineh1140 oh it totally is I just mean like dont bring a mare around a horse with a blue ribbon lmao

[@madelaineh1140]

ZeldaWho ohhhhh

[@thewatcher2305]

Cheat code for girlfriend: *food*

[@cranjismcbasketball463]

You spelled money wrong.

[@h_dragoonx3532]

/LOTS OF MONEY AND LAMBOS

[@beetlejellies]

*dog

[@beetlejellies]

I think this ⬆️is what you meant.

[@saltee7]

As somebody’s girlfriend, I can confirm.

[@jeaniebird999]

PATIENCE! Patience is your best hack with animals. Try giving a cat a slow double wink, then waiting. (Double wink, as in both eyes at once.)

[@MsPageMistress]

...Adventures of Puss in Boots ref?

[@jeaniebird999]

@@MsPageMistress No, just a simple fact.

[@hellcat66able]

I think you mean blink lol. Wink is one eye, two is blink 😁

[@tartag613]

Sir, it’s called blinking

[@aplaguedoctor4196]

Guys they can say double wink if they want it’s really kinda cute

[@supermegaguy666]

Nobody: JoeBidenBot: "When Boxing a kangaroo"

[@bqualitysnake6549]

Horses, for anyone that needs or wants to know A horse tells you everything you need to know with their ears, tail and eyes (in that order) also keep attention to how they have positioned themselves by you. A relaxed horse has it's ears hanging slightly or moving and twitching a little, an attentive horse has it's ears perked in a direction, (it often looks that way too), an agressive or scared horse will flatten their ears, sometimes you can't even see them, show you their eyewhites, kick with a back foot or swish their tail like a whip and scrunch up their snout or breathe loudly. If an agressive or scared horse comes at you, snout first, blocking won't do any good but they are very protective over their eyes, quickly put your hand up to their eye and they'll move away or stop the attack, if a horse that's agressive shows you their butt move away, you can't block a kick and it can kill you. A relaxed horse may turn their back to ytou but that just shows they trust you, be sure to make some noise if you are moving towards a horse from behind or the front, you may startle them as they don't have complete 360* vision. If you find yourself holding a horse (rope or reins) and it starts freaking out, stay calm and predictable so it won't accidentaly trmaple or bump into you and if it doesn't care that you're there and you don't know what to do already, give a little longer rope and styand further away, someone who knows how horses work may be able to sucessfully calm it down but you only put yourself and the horse in more danger by doing anytihng but holding the rope firmly and not standing too close, as well as staying or presenting yourself as calm. If the horse you are holding tries to run, don't let it get in front of or behind you, a horse is stringest pulling orward or back and you can't stop them if they want to go, if you can pull their face towards you from the side it can't run. Also, don't loop the rope around your thumb, it won't hold (seen quite a few horror stories where the horse jumped or bolted and the thumb came right off). Same goes for making any kind of full circle loops, they could get stuck on you, the horse or anything and it will hurt when it does. (Edit) If a horse gets very scared, it's flight, freeze or fight instinct will kick in. Make sure it can escape and there's a lesser chance either of you will get hurt

[@karimanelsayed7499]

Thanks!!

[@bqualitysnake6549]

YW

[@whatTFisThis]

Do u work with horses?

[@bqualitysnake6549]

@@whatTFisThis been around horses all my life, though I don't work at a stable. Going to riding schools, clinics, training, helping retrain more problematic horses and in general being around the animal I am at a point where I know the in's and out's of most horse behaviors. I n the horseworld knowledge is safety.

[@whatTFisThis]

@@bqualitysnake6549 yea I was wondering cuz I am beginner rider and the fact that u knew that much made me think.

[@foolishlord192]

12:53 all I imagine is someone getting trampled by a bunch of pooping Deer

[@i.r.3016]

"Threat animals like children" "Treat children like adults" So I have to treat animals like adults? :D

[@LarryPasketti]

Me to a worm on the ground: hello sir.

[@realsanmer]

"If you spray a mosquito with Axe body spray, it'll die a painful, slow death." *Good.*

[@ketsueki2488]

Tru

[@americanus_ursus]

Stolen

[@aeroanosupremo]

You can use a lighter to increase pain

[@jamesfrey6136]

the only thing I've learned from this is to yell at a bird when it's doing something good.

[@strawberrycoolatta]

Yes

[@cgsidboi1604]

You can rub a crabs belly and then they will fall asleep. I tried this. Rub for 30 seconds then BAM! It’s in a happy sleep for about 30 to 45 seconds.

[@rayir.1382]

How did you get it on it's belly in the first place though?

[@37thraven]

@Osito Kintsugi Happier way to go ;) Meanwhile, crab - Wait! Stop! Oh... Well hey... that's kinda nice. Okay, yeahhh.. I've never been pet before! Snoozes. Wakes up. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!

[@Epicgye]

*when* boxing with a kangaroo Australia 100

[@eclectic_nerd]

As an Australian, im pretty sure this is un-Australian advice, when kangaroos fight they might box each other, but if a kangaroo attacks you they are probably defending nearby young, and they don't use their tiny t-rex forearms, they use their huge hind legs with the massive kicking power and the non retractable claws.

[@Epicgye]

@@eclectic_nerd look up on youtube kangaroo boxing humans

[@AvacadoChan]

I disagree with the “don’t mess with birds, even canaries” comment. Makes me wonder if the person had a bad experience or something lmao. Obviously don’t bother them if you don’t know what you’re doing, but that’s no reason to avoid interacting with them at all costs. Interacting with birds is often very fulfilling and wonderful and gives you a great look at a very intelligent and beautiful non-mammalian psyche.

[@Kreschavier]

You sir, have, possibly, no idea what a raptor can do to a person when threatened

[@ilikebowtiealot3852]

Instructions unclear travelled back in time to save the hippogriff

[@user-st3fv9rs5b]

Just a tip: Don't pick up a rabbit unless you need to. Most really hate it. If you have to, don't put it on it's back. Rabbits are prey animals, and since doing that causes immobility, their heart rate will increase, and they might die. If you do pick one up, make sure it feels safe, and don't be surprised if they hold a grudge. K thanks for reading, and Timmy, try not to kill any rabbits, mkay?

[@bonk895]

my rabbits really liked being held, they even would come up and onto my lap uwu. I would never let anyone else hold them bc they didn't have their trust nor did they know how to handle them so, :D

[@notaberserkfan5995]

2:00 I'm pretty sure hippos run faster than humans

[@Kasuyaki007]

i heard that you shouldn't run. they'll outrun you anyway

[@stoparticle13andletitburni20]

What about Usian Bolt?

[@mrname9011]

They usually run at 19 mph of faster

[@cat-bu5ky]

I mean I searched on google: Hippos run 30km, humans 45km maximum? So we are able to outrun them?

[@notaberserkfan5995]

@@cat-bu5ky the only human I know that can outrun a hippo is the flash

[@mobbarley115]

you had me rubbing my finger and thumb together in the “show me the money” way at my axolotl and he didn’t do anything and now i’m sad. :(

[@abolishice591]

Adam kilbourn wtf is that

[@damascussteel7688]

@@abolishice591 its basically a salamander that only breathes in water toothless from how to train your dragon looks exaclty like one except for size, tail wings, and normal wings

[@abolishice591]

Big Chanka thanks

[@foxthebox5113]

@@abolishice591 Google them, they're really cute.

[@vanillamochii9706]

awww you have one??

[@ok-jk5gy]

A cheat code for rabbits and having rabbits get used to you, is lying down to its height instead of crouching or standing up to pet it. Because if I were just brought somewhere out of my habitat and this giant was trying to touch me I would be horrified. And feed it. My rabbit is fat AF and loves food. Edit: Works with other pets and animals, but I have no experience with any other animal other than my rabbit.

[@sonofagun4125]

Cats like this too, you being on their level :) I always see people getting rejected by cats because they loom over them and the cat is intimidated

[@lynxmute2326]

Yeah don't ever put it on it's back

[@OnlyKaerius]

@@sonofagun4125 With cats you should slow blink while approaching, and then crouch and present a limp hand, index finger first (see: Adam's hand in Creation of Adam by Michaelangelo).

[@thereprehensible435]

1:50 Don't punch a shark in the nose, you'll just fist its fangs. Punch/chop its gills.

[@booty_hunter4207]

@Just Me that's uhhh...not how that works

[@desr5807]

Shark fangs

[@mischa2643]

The kind of shark you need to worry about-predatory, rather than scavenging-have front facing teeth that you do need to be wary of, but going for the nose is a good bit of advice, just come at it from above.

[@LOLAP95]

@@booty_hunter4207 yes it is

[@marcusbullock630]

No this is bad advice. I catch sharks all the time bumping the nose doesnt stop them, they bump things with their nose all the time witj considerable force.

[@doomguyheretoshootsomepiec7240]

How to interact with a horse: 1. Be Arthur Morgan 2. Tell the horse "You're okay, boah." 3. Instantly bonded with the horse.

[@rebekahsshepherds1453]

Doom Guy here to shoot some piece of shit people 😂😂 but I want to be John marston!!

[@capleosag]

"Boah" made my day :D

[@opticalpsycho641]

It’s not actually a good idea to punch a shark in the nose, the eyes and gills are much more sensitive. As well as the nose is too close to the mouth which insinuates your prey. :)

[@hircine9919]

The nose is more sensitive due to it containing nerves to detect vibration in the water to locate potential prey, also the eyes have eyelids which will cover the eyes from damage, the gills are big and likely not a good idea to stick your hand in it in the first place. Also your chance of getting attacked by a shark barely exists so don't even worry.