Cheating Wife Leaves Me while I'm Deployed for a Toxic Bad Boy... Comes Crawling Back with 2 Kids!

[@AmItheJerk]

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[@OfficialRyanTMG]

Love your videos!

[@victorvargas8835]

😊

[@captvalstrax]

Go on the 12 month deployment, come back to a wife that's 4 months pregnant, you do the math. I feel really bad for those Soldiers, Airmen, Marines, and Sailors that go on deployment and get cheated on. They sign on the dotted line to serve and this is the thanks they get?

[@owenjager]

My dad was married when he deployed still married faithful wife grate family 😊

[@owenjager]

But i ya I do feel awful for those who get cheated on

[@connorabbott-dw3nk]

i hate how often this happens and how they have a term for the man the girl cheats with is called a jody

[@Scarlet-Dragon]

Crazy cause he still will be responsible for the child

[@DevMan2342]

@@lovepeoplehu9883 why are you saying wahmen?

[@gotenblack2542]

Her: I. Regret cheating am sorry! Him: I missed the part where that’s my problem

[@waynehewett4017]

No she's not sorry She's unhappy she got caught out and the money and lifestyle walks out the door That's what's she sorry about

[@chaochaocool4530]

​​​@@waynehewett4017at least she got some her wishes in life someone can satisfy and a baby congratulations to her 😊😊😊😊😊

[@Fishin_brother]

I made it 69 >:)

[@peterlee584]

​@@chaochaocool4530What a ridiculous comment!!

[@LilXancheX]

@@chaochaocool4530I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye

[@hothotheat3000]

I grew up in a military town and cheating was RAMPANT. The second the guys would deploy, the wives were in someone else’s house getting laid. The divorce and murder stats were high because of relationship drama. Left that place to go to college and never looked back.

[@detectivethinker3637]

I see! Who would normally get child custody if there was no paternity fraud?

[@bryantsmith3372]

Same here, I grew up in a Navy town and lived on the Navy base as well.

[@Dragon_37YT]

Sigh, women are freakin’ crazy

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

These people are pure evil.

[@ctualPerson]

They really are, hope the hardworking and brave soilders would find someone else 😢.

[@rainbowpegacornstudios]

Having been the victim of an unfaithful girlfriend/fiancée, I'd *NEVER* subject myself to her infidelity again. It damn near made me give up on love the first time it happened.

[@monarch.70]

Damn, hope you are doing well now

[@rainbowpegacornstudios]

@@monarch.70 I am. I've been with an incredible girlfriend for a little over two years now. In fact, last month was our two-year anniversary.

[@rainbowpegacornstudios]

@@monarch.70 Oh, I definitely am. I have an amazing girlfriend who I love very much and have been with for what will be 3 years this November.

[@monarch.70]

@@rainbowpegacornstudios That's amazing

[@sandrasausville9103]

She's just a sad piece of trash! You have a good man who's protecting your freedom while you're cheating with another man. You deserve to be left alone with the kids from the bad boy you wanted so much.

[@lovepeoplehu9883]

Western wahmen are not worth fighting for. It is men who gave them rights and we can take it back if we want too like the Taliban. It is us men who is willing to unalive ourselves for armed revolution.

[@test-ot1fz]

Protecting your freedom by invading a country for no reason

[@Shuichisaihara5499]

I can be certain the baby is too far along for abortion

[@LilXancheX]

Ong 💀

[@subbykonz]

@@Shuichisaihara5499 Good. Not for the kid and i hope hes adopted with loving parents but that woman deserves NOTHING.

[@Theobserver6897]

It should be illegal to cheat on a partner who is deployed

[@calycals]

Nah. It would ruin the character development. Sometimes things happen to let relationships break that weren’t meant to be. Even if not, that person deserves punishment for what they did, because it was their own decision. If a relationship was weak enough that the toxic lover thought about leaving then so be it. It’s satisfying seeing karma come back.

[@pip_the_adhd_rat]

@@calycals Tehe 🤭

[@_sky_blue_]

Cheating is illegal. That's why adulterers will end in the lake of fire if they don't accept Jesus before the time of Mercy is over.

[@Jay-ps9zx]

Here in the philippines, if you caught your partner caught doing se*ual deed to another , you can both legally kill them, and no prison time.

[@othman6237]

Cheating on any partner should be punished, if you’re not happy leave and if you don’t have the character or courage don’t be in a relationship at all. But sadly it’s encouraged nowadays

[@CharlesGriswold]

The proper response to his (former) manager threatening to call the police would be, "You wouldn't dare!" Because, guaranteed, she would take that as a challenge and do exactly what she threatened to do. Hilarity would ensue.

[@km077]

This is some 4D chess maneuver right here.

[@traytonvanderecken3311]

If I had a wife and she cheated on me her ass is done she cheats on me once she's done my forgiveness to her is gone immediately.

[@lovepeoplehu9883]

In our country Afghanistan. We throw stones to these strong, empowered and independent adulterers who needs no man. 🧔🏽‍♂️🏴‍☠️🪨🪨🧕Problem solved. ❤

[@martinezseymore3007]

@@lovepeoplehu9883do yall do the same with male cheaters. I ain’t no feminist i would join in.

[@wnsjimbo2863]

@@lovepeoplehu9883 until you get bombed again

[@smithsmith1956]

​@@lovepeoplehu9883Islam is right about women.

[@Luka21010]

You already lost by getting married IT DONT MATTER IF SHE CHEATS YOU GONNA HAVE TO PAY HER FOR BEING UNFAITHFUL WHICH WAS HER ONLY JOB😂

[@princessmarlena1359]

Living well is the best revenge, OP of story 1. Bad boys are all selfish cowards. You did the right thing to lock down the accounts.

[@yassermedrano8597]

BUT woman likes that tipe of guy so 😂😂

[@princessmarlena1359]

@@yassermedrano8597 I admit I date a couple of them when I was younger, but got sick of their nonsense. My oldest sister dated them in high school constantly to irritate our parents. You should have seen the weirdos she dated, wannabe metal/rock stars, wannabe surfers, wannabe ninjas (it was the late ‘80s/early ‘90s). Thanks to her, our parents put her, my older sister, and me in an all girl Catholic high school. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@JmanKO97]

Whenever women say "I want to expression myself", it most likely means sleeping around with anyone who gives them any attention

[@loganblackwood2922]

Same with: I want to find myself Discover who I am Reconnect with myself I'm a free spirit All code for experiencing the 12" personality of 6'6 Chaddeus Vladimir Thunderschlong III.

[@erinthedemonhog2090]

With the first story, I feel so bad for the guy. That girl deserves to be homeless & on the streets Edit: to get a better understanding. Obviously I do not wish anything awful on the children as they did nothing wrong. It's the cheating wife who deserves punishment.

[@kidflaxh5130]

True

[@ventus12312]

The woman yes but not the kids I understand the man not taking them but at least call child services

[@falloutthewindowcrazy7608]

​@@ventus12312massive respect for your comment

[@black-wizard-zeref]

@@ventus12312do u think they believe they think it’s a ex trying fuck her over. After they find out she cheated. He’s not the father and how bad they are they think it.

[@ventus12312]

No but it's shown that she likely will end up on the street between him and his commander who she called they can have her investigated if she can't support the kids and if the bf is an abuser they'd have to take the kids away

[@ericlondon2663]

Of course he was in the service when she cheated. When I was in the service I cannttell you how many guys would find out their wife or GF was pregnant...... although they haven't seen them for 11 months. I even saw one girl who tried to say GOD got her knocked up via an angel.... that's right...she gave a new meaning to the "Second Coming".

[@waynehewett4017]

Oh yes she slipped over and a guys penis accidentally slipped inside her ? Even a 5 year old wouldn't believe that crap If people cheat ,what do they expect to happen when they get caught?

[@QuickManEXE]

Wow, thats pretty messed up.

[@LilXancheX]

She birthed Jesus Christ 😂

[@TheMandaloreFett]

@@QuickManEXEJody is a problem, but the disloyal spouses are far worse.

[@Justin-LaFleur]

So she is giving birth to a Nephilim that the Angels are going to have to destroy? Yeah that's a pretty lame story.

[@TheGodfather101]

there is an old saying: "If the army wanted you to have a wife, they would have issued you one."

[@user-MonochromaticRabbit]

Her: “ I don’t know where to go!” Him : “Have you tried going to Hell? I hear the weathers warm there.”

[@TheMandaloreFett]

Pain is still pain, but I’m glad she did it before getting pregnant with OP’s kid. Would’ve been 1000% worse. He might be hurt but at least he doesn’t have to deal with her anymore. Funny and sad how many fall for Jody’s “charm”.😂

[@solunaescutcheon5428]

Glad 100% the first one locked the account and said F you, cheaters deserve Shet!

[@horrorman-er4nk]

Sad stories like this make a man afraid to get into a relationship

[@sandrasausville9103]

Id tell her that uncle isn't here anymore so sorry honey but you have to pay full price

[@oofkong]

Guy in story 1 takes revenge to the next level and that girl deserves what she got she could've just said she can't handle him being away and break up just like that but nooooo she had to go cheat Ill never understand ppl like that

[@chaochaocool4530]

Reminds me of my ex girlfriend we been in a relationship for more than 2 years before she cheated on me for another bad boy broke up to be with him she got pregnant with the bad boy she found out the bad boy is already married with kids and she wanted to come back to me while crying with all of the dramas but i only responded while eating ice cream in front of her "delicious ice cream so sweet problem free yum yum" and she still keeps ongoing with the drama while eating my ice cream in front of her after i finished eating my ice cream i told her "what was we talking about? Oh yeah that well good luck with that see you" and left her while smiling with joy😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@headlightbandit8618]

God damn that’s fucking savage my man

[@chaochaocool4530]

@@headlightbandit8618 I'm just happy for her because she got her wish to be with that bad boy she wanted she sharing tears of joy plus she has a baby now but for me I only have that ice cream and I can only share just plain smile 😁😁😁😁

[@kokujin5446]

I was the same as the nephew but now I'm finished the first step in my IT career. :)

[@rogerosterberger4627]

In the Navy, we called them "Westpac Widows" and they could be found at the E.M. club the day after the guys went to sea.

[@finalfantasylord1]

Story 1: it is so sad to me how many stories I hear about wives cheating on their deployed husbands... on top of that the fact if their little affair doesn't work out that they try to come crawling back, like why would they ever want you back you proved yourself to be unfaithful and untrustworthy. Story 2: pretty sure there are laws against nepotism especially when your hiring people underqualified for the position to begin with. not to mention I'm pretty sure you could sue for wrongful termination on top of that. Story 3: cut contact OP you found your own happiness you don't need a toxic example of what it means to be a man in your life any longer. cold turkey cut him out if you need to by getting a new number and a new pad. Story 4: people always looking to save a buck even if they need to play dirty i would have kicked her out as she was clearly either trying to get you to lower prices or get a rise out of you to play the victim card. Story 5: it's a cookie grow up

[@josiahjacinto4156]

I've heard that many times to the point that I would expect the unexpected.🚬🚬🚬🚬

[@Sigismund-von-Luxembourg]

3rd story struck me as pretty sus tbh

[@superdave8248]

Story 2. Yes there is but the businesses are protected because the average person doesn't have $10k to put into a lawsuit and no guarantees of a recoup of legal expenses. In short, you might win. Might get a settlement but still lose when you pay your own lawyer out of pocket. And if you reach a settlement out of court, you really not likely to get legal expenses. You paying your attorney out of pocket. But what happened in this case is that the new guy only changed the key admin password in one location. All those different scripts had to be changed as well. Because the script likely compared its version of the password with the main admin password account location and if it differed not to run the script. In short, it was a poor man's IT Security protective measure.

[@Gamerboykididk]

Isnt it illegal to cheat on a military deployed soilder

[@YMunesanzun]

It's illegal for the person in the *military* to cheat.

[@Themrine2013]

It is

[@TheHelper151]

@@Themrine2013 And yet they're never punished for it.

[@alpha-sama]

Story 1: I don't understand why the wife thinks her ex would ever take her back. Cheating on your husband/wife is about the biggest violation of trust imaginable, there's no coming back from that. Of course OP doesn't want to take her back and deal with her problems. You reap what you sow. Story 2: This is one of the many reasons why you keep work and family separated. Being biased towards their own friends and family members at the cost of people who were qualified to do the job really cost this company. Again, you reap what you sow. Story 3: I don't blame OP for not spending Christmas with his father. In the first place, he's an adult in a relationship, so it's not weird at all to spend the holidays with his girlfriend. I'd also think twice before spending time with family members who are known to stir up trouble and a dad who doesn't see me as a son but more as a trophy. Story 4: That woman was straight up a selfish and heartless monster. I hope OP never has to see her again. Story 5: The girlfriend is definitely overreacting. We're talking about a cookie that was given to a woman who had a bad day. Come on, we're not toddlers, so let's not act like we are.

[@CertifiedForkLiftOperator69420]

I'm confused how he had a cell phone on deployment

[@kelf114]

​@@CertifiedForkLiftOperator69420Why wouldn't he have his phone? They're not on duty 24/7.

[@geraldfrancisco4846]

Story 3 sounds like my dad a bit

[@offworlder1]

Story 1- This is why men in the military should NEVER get married, it is just another “military wives” story.

[@mremu4358]

It's both genders that shouldn't marry while they're in, but you can't blame em for trying to avoid barracks bs.

[@VNCstudios]

Yeah people in the army should stay single. It isn't fair on anyone including the loyal partners that get left behind. Just stay single if you are active in the military.

[@chaochaocool4530]

1st story if my spouse calls me in that kind of situation ill just said "ok good luck with that" or "you got your wish theres your child now" or "i love taking care of my bank account so hows your bank account?"

[@jetstreamsam879]

This channel is criminally underrated wtf

[@chaochaocool4530]

Cheating wife: help me im pregnant with him and i dont know where to go Soldier husband: i see the problem but i dont see that's my problem

[@aleksandarvil5718]

304!wife: **SUPRISED PIKACHU**

[@duckgoesquack4514]

My grandpa told me: you can burn bridges but dont expect to walk across it again.

[@RS-qo1rb]

Don’t Simp brothers.

[@benjaminneal8050]

The cheating wife got karma in the end

[@Monkeywrench542]

When I was in the US Army in the 80's, we had an SSG and his wife cheated on him. The squadron commander had her sent back to the state's, gave the ssg an office job in order to take care of his kid's and allowed for a divorce to happen through military channels. The soldier that she cheated with also got a bcd, spent time at ft Riley in the disciplinary barracks as well.

[@waynehewett4017]

No way ! So the cheating wife plus the 2 brats she had with another guy? She's crazy and delusional There not a guy alive that would take that offer

[@middleeasternforhire8985]

Dude the kids are innocent she is undeserving of course but the kids need to be removed and put on a better home

[@VNCstudios]

Don't bash the kids dude. They are blameless in all of this.

[@dutchvanderbilt9969]

That girlfriend in the last story is honestly being really stupid and insecure.

[@rdrummer2]

Anyone who's dealt with cheating before truly knows the pain. Trusting anyone else again has become near impossible. I got cheated on 4 years ago and to this day I still have a hard time trusting anyone else

[@othman6237]

Story 3: brother has a lot of issues but certainly his dad isn’t one of them, yes he can be a bit controlling and should be more supportive but the entitlement and the lack of appreciation is through the roof, what he doesn’t understand that men think that they should teach their boys everything they need to survive in life relying on themselves because they always think what will happen to him if i die tomorrow and they’re not good with expressing most emotions, That’s why a mother figure is important in a kid’s life. The father is always the cold hearted one to get their boys ready for the harsh world and for them to be exactly capable of handling it but sadly as great the father is the son didn’t learn from him and sadly will most probably learn from life as he grows older. And for the traditional masculinity comment I don’t know what he means by it but if it has cons then that’s your father’s mistakes because nobody is perfect or the broken society which obviously has impacted your judgment because in true masculinity there is no mistakes. And if he has toxic people in the family just avoid them and hang out with the ones he likes not very hard. The dad sacrificed for him and all he’s asking for is the son to visit him and for him to be proud and he’s complaining. I feel sorry for the father

[@kiralana324]

that last story hooah, that sounds like the lead up to spousal poisoning, " I made those cookies ESPECIALLY for you, and you shouldn't share your food..." tell ya what babe from now on I'm sharing a bite of everything with the dog first and I'm getting a telescopic mirror and doing walk around of my car thanks

[@vsgfilmgroup]

9:44 That's when you call the cops on Pam for making terroristic threats.

[@somerandomfurry7142]

I love the soldiers they have the darkest humor I want to see more stories like this

[@anitachiquita70]

First story-The wife is totally at fault but one thing needs to be answered about the husband. Why did he clone his wife's phone? He would have had to have done it before he deployed and before the wife cheating. Sounds like there were other issues with the marriage.

[@Faraklin]

My thought exactly.

[@waynehewett4017]

That maybe true But there's no excuse for cheating Grow some balls and leave or divorce him But no she wanted a house ,money and all the bills paid Plus opening her legs to anything available Some women are utter scum bags

[@anitachiquita70]

@@waynehewett4017 I agree cheating is never the answer. Like you said the wife should grow some balls and take back her life. All that being said, men who try to control their wives are equally scumbags. Like I said there was more going on in this marriage that the husband chose not to share.

[@tausifchowdhury8180]

Well, there is a well known culture amongst US military personnel and cheating. It happens way too often. The guy took his losses and got out of it fine (relatively) so I'd say he did the right thing. Not all military spouses are like that but it's just way too prevalent for Comfort

[@anitachiquita70]

@@tausifchowdhury8180 I assume that being away from your spouse for extended periods of time is an issue. I think he did the right thing too. Cheating is never the answer though spying on your partner isn't exactly right either.

[@silky0439]

Wow that last story, OP’s girlfriend has issues! Don’t be in a relationship if you can’t handle them interacting with others. Geez, not everyone is a hermit!

[@JamesDavy2009]

Insecurity is a massive red flag in my book.

[@Lord_darkside74]

4:12 we’re to go!! To hell Bish 😂😂🤣🤣💯 crazy 🤬

[@runeingebretsen8378]

Do not marry if you are a soldier,it's too easy for them to cheat.

[@kyleb2819]

Story 3, his father is right he was a hypocrite he said his family shouldn't get together because of covid but he is willing for his girlfriend's family to get together

[@stevenschnepp576]

Yeah, but Redditor so... man bad.

[@radakhlawker1766]

That's the only story I don't agree with. As far as I am concerned, he was a good dad. He raised you, loved you, and cared for you. Even if you don't like he opinions on the world, it doesn't make him a bad father or even less toxic. Man, you should love your parents more, cuz ain't no way anybody is perfect.

[@joelaustinsunil4863]

I believe this same 1st story was shared by another youtuber named be amazed on one of his revenge videos

[@SuperfluousIndividual]

The sheer audacity to even attempt to reconnect is impressive in all the bad ways.

[@smolpparras]

i just noticed how deep his voice gets at the end of each sentence

[@Yahboyno]

With story 5 I’m gonna GUESS that it wasn’t the cookie thing and that it was actually how he was talking about a female coworkers period…

[@candyfox441]

That’s what I said!

[@thyveloonies]

Most people who deploy in the army get cheated on and either come back to a note saying "I have another man." or seeing his wife pregnant. Shit is sad, i would have killed myself if i saw that, just a *present* for serving, shit is messed up but you can't do anything.

[@melissaharris3890]

don't mess with: Nurses, food servers, or IT

[@arnoldmasitsa9490]

When will women understand that when they cheat they will always end up on the loosing side

[@Denm_a]

The moment she said she wants to "find herself" was there the relationship ended

[@kalieft]

Bro was torturing his self 😂😂

[@nathanreid4212]

The first story made my blood boil u I know it's hard being in a relationship with someone deployed but fuck your man is serving ur country and your cheating AND YOU GOT PREGNANT I would get a divorce and if you were going to ask the judge for child support I'd show everything in open court

[@molleirose]

As someone married to a marine, shes luckily active reserve, so she goes to work in the morning and then comes home in the afternoon. The longest shes been gone was 2ish weeks, and they SUCKED, i was so sad and taking care of our son, if my mom wasnt there id have been so fucked. I cannot imagine her being gone long, much less cheating while shes gone. So gross.

[@wazzupz2244]

Here in the Marine Corps I have a friend who got cheated on a few weeks ago while we’re here in this deployment and then I have another friend who broke up with his girlfriend because they got into an argument.

[@foxvulpes8245]

Story 1: this is why when the time comes men will no longer be willing to defend this society.

[@FrostTheRedeemed]

Story 1, SEND HER TO THE STREETS.

[@v.crowley]

Same thing happened to my grandfather XD he got drafted and came back to 3 toddlers

[@WonderWopunny]

I feel bad for the children, the girl is in the wrong.

[@waynehewett4017]

Cheaters don't give a crap about thier kids or anyone else for that matter

[@WonderWopunny]

@@waynehewett4017 I know it's just I don't like putting children in danger and she clearly is a danger

[@GenXDoll1972]

Story 1...She loved the tri-care! Screw her and jody! She is worthless! Season 3...Dude, welcome to family gatherings. Entire families together are always crazy. Just because you don't see the crazy in your girlfriend's family yet, it's still there. Spend your holiday with whomever you want, have fun, but understand reality. Lol

[@OathOFtheShadows2015]

Story 1 OMG I just want to give that bro a HUGE HUGE!!!! :(

[@kradoste6268]

Classic dear John

[@BraveryWing26]

I loved the first story. That was great.

[@adrianflores7269]

Story 5 (the one about a cookie): I can't believe that OP gave his coworker a cookie! He obviously wants an affair. 😆

[@darkreigncometh]

Story 1: Jody is always there waiting for you to deploy. I served 20 years and saw this too much. This is why I DO NOT have joint bank accounts.

[@LucasSteenkamp-sf7ph]

I’m glad he deployed

[@lovepeoplehu9883]

In our country Afghanistan. We throw stones to these strong, empowered and independent adulterers who needs no man. 🧔🏽‍♂️🏴‍☠️🪨🪨🧕Problem solved. ❤

[@nonchalant3989]

“Where should I go?” Op “Down to hell.”

[@ofeliasoriano2109]

Bro should’ve just said…. WOMP WOMP!!

[@Nancy-uc2tu]

The deployed guy dodged a bullet there.

[@hyperpiolet]

The dad in final story it seems like he just wants to be with his family he sounds lonely so

[@Himmel23]

These women be acting like children! "I can't make this sh*t up!" - A wise man

[@TJDious]

"I don't know where to go" Have you considered hell?

[@SPQRTejano]

The first chick, the solution to her problems, is simple. She needs to get on her knees and beg her baby daddy to take her back. If he does, then she has to be extremely cooperative, keep her mouth shut and do what ever he wants. He in turn can take care of her.

[@dannyaguilera9284]

BRO APRIL 24 IS MY BIRTHDAY SO YOUR TELLING ME THIS HAPPENED IN MY BIRTHDAY.... WOW

[@Fragle69420]

bro's playing Temple Sprint💀

[@geoffreytotton1983]

That is how chad and Tyrone roll

[@snowcsp]

in story 3, least he tried, more than most and if anything, you sounded like such a bother to deal with, ngl i feel bad for him. his shitty son makes a reddit post taking shit but wouldnt have the balls to say it to him, least you tried dude, make another son at that point

[@Neoguardian200]

"Where am I supposed to go?" To hell

[@tedbundywastheultimatechad8400]

Correct response: "Those aren't my children. Goodbye."

[@brandonherrell5349]

Next to last story sounds like a snowflake. My dad provided me with a house, food, education, and ability to protect myself. While showing ya the world ain't fair at the same ( which is true ) is like having a dog that bites. That's a truly ungrateful child.

[@miceltusav88]

I think I found the dad from the story

[@brandonherrell5349]

No not the dad. Just not another let's be friends to make me cool parent. I don't sugar coat for your sensitive feelings. For I do not give a rats ass bout your feelings. Straight up truth is better then sugar coat lies

[@Oly-e2y]

Imagine only knowing how to plug in a ps5 lol

[@Abhinavponissery]

I don't even know how to do that Edit:I am a child

[@Project_V8]

I say this as someone who does MMA and with the most respect possible: being good at karate is not being good at martial arts. Karate is only good against other people who know karate.

[@davidpoole7098]

If a woman talks about wanting to "find herself," she already has a man on deck and is just looking for an out. It's already over and she wants to keep up the illusion of being faithful

[@thom_the3rd]

Imagine asking a guy whos 10000 miles away for some space

[@nolan6137]

In her mind, her 2 Chad kids only made her more valuable.

[@goldenoptic]

NGL I didn't know how to join a PC to a domain until my 2nd IT job because my first IT position was so far behind they didn't even use DHCP. 😂😂😂 IT was a school system.

[@HughJass_MarioFan69]

Story 1: No way in any universe is the OP the jerk. He wouldn't go this far if the wife hadn't betrayed him. It's like I say, "If you don't want any savage karma coming your way, don't screw up in the first place."

[@Abbie.from.fpe4]

This is the first time I heard am I the jerk say a curse word😅

[@bullshark3771]

With the CFO one she could be sued for not fulfilling fiduciary duties. Her decisions were not in the best interests of shareholders or business as it hurt their bottom line by hindering their ability to properly operate.

[@dotanuki3371]

"Where should I go?" The streets?

[@joshdillon9637]

Story 1: "Where should I go?" Well, straight to hell I guess, idc.

[@Ts_draw]

I think i saw this story somewear on youtube. But oh man thats mesed up . Im so sorry for him 😢

[@KidsMusicTeleVision]

Wish you All good bro ❤

[@Cyberxfrost]

I remember hearing a story where woman used $ex toy but her son found out he was 8 so she told him it's my toy until your father returns from deployment

[@mr.fettesq.7705]

Yo im with the jealous GF in the cookie story. If i brought Crumble cookie for my partner and she gave part of it to some dude at work id be like wtf too...let him get his own girl to bring him cookies. In the words of Arnold from Jingle All The Way..."Dose are MY COOKIES!!"

[@scavmanbad4263]

Man story 3 was tough because my father was the same i resisted it the whole time and found it incredibly frustrating. Hated him. But i am really glad he did it. He was right and i should have listened much sooner. Take your dads lessons or youll grow up a girl