Icecream Discourse - Jerma Mythbusters: The Game & Superliminal Stream Edit

he is so high and fucked up
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00:00 - Intro
00:40 - Mythbusters: The Game
23:35 - Superliminal
Originally Streamed on September 6th, 2022
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[@Meander101001]

Jerma's best bits always come from the shittiest games because he'll talk about anything at all to avoid actually playing the game. Pretty accurate for Jerma overall actually tbh

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

No the best part is him saying "This game has awful reviews. Is it really that bad, I don't think so." before even playing the fucking game

[@Meander101001]

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 "Okay if we play for like... 2 hours and it's not good we'll pivot" *Game is not good* *Still streams 3 times for 4 hours*

[@peterdinkler4950]

high Tool had me gasping for some reason

[@judtt]

It’s a good game

[@tubbagoob]

@@judtt superliminal is at least idk about that first one

[@icterinemarten]

The real Superliminal is whatever the hell was happening with his webcam during the two point campus stream

[@hoodehoo8708]

Link pls?

[@avotectura]

@@hoodehoo8708 a little late but here's a clip from that stream. It was INCREDIBLY scary...

[@partyinpiplup7883]

@@avotectura you didn't post a link...

[@__-cd9ug]

@@partyinpiplup7883 my bad, here's the link. That stream was freaky

[@partyinpiplup7883]

@@__-cd9ug aw thanks. Yeah, that is just some crazy stuff. I hope that was just his webcam doing it, I hope that wasn't real.

[@Morgan-bo1mr]

jerma turning mormon for 10 seconds is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[@dragomusic4907]

Dark Ooga being that funny to me has to be an indicator my brain is decaying

[@3three3three3three]

i loved that bit, which means my mind is probably unsalvageable

[@evanbittle1003]

Imagining this terror-universe where everyone before the invention of the automobile went to hell.

[@axouru]

He was at the pumping station for what felt like a full hour continuing to put in only 70% of the water.

[@scragglie]

fr man was absolutely zonked

[@stpblo3676]

He has this moment (sometimes many moments) in every game where he’s like “huh?!?! what?!?! huh?!?!?” and gets upset at chat like we’re giving him false info. And it always ends with him like “OMG! I was doing that the whole time. WTF!”

[@ddqwf]

@@stpblo3676 fr like 80 percent of the time were actively trying to get him to make progress and its like hes dyslexic or something reading words in like jumbled up order, poor man has some intense ADHD

[@we-must-live]

@@ddqwf heh. you forget there's like 5000 people 'actively trying to get him to make progress' - hard to follow what people are saying when a thousand people are telling you one thing, another thousand are arguing with you, two thousand are calling you names and another thousand are spamming memes. and there's like 5 guys trying to format proper advice that's another other than "STUPID DO THE OTHER THING" or "DUMBASS GO THE OTHER WAY". ya'll don't give jerma enough credit for handling everyone's bullshit!

[@ik0la]

he eats MOLD CREAM and BOOGERS

[@zacharylovesyou]

that TOOL joke was hilarious

[@rampageblizzard]

I didn’t think he listened to them. Or any music at all- besides break core, of course

[@josephstovall3087]

I didnt think Jerma and TOOL would ever exist in the same sentence

[@salladss]

@@josephstovall3087 50% of dudes over the age of 30 listen to tool lol

[@TheMarkoSeke]

He thinks you need to pop the hood to change a tire...

[@obeseperson]

His car sucks

[@adicted52427]

he drives a reliant robin

[@ehunt6184]

i love the way he seems to think you’re only allowed to hang out with family in the afterlife

[@SaladDongs]

"Jerma, mormons get their own planet after they die" "Wow that sounds sick, dude! Wait can I join?" "Jerma, muslims have dinner with God and he gives everyone the best French champagne in all of heaven" "Damn I want that too!" I'm surprised he doesn't get kidnapped by the "candy van" at like age 40

[@adicted52427]

i mean you could try to bang cleopatra up there but would you have anything in common?

[@mellowmelly9258]

@@SaladDongs if he lived anywhere with cults i feel like he'd get indoctrinated in a week

[@mikroraptor]

21:20 freezer burnt ice cream jumpscare 36:02 "its grandma and grandpa! :D ... and ooga, and ooga booga"

[@3three3three3three]

thanks, i was looking for ooga

[@pemo2676]

jerma immediately saying that hes surprised it starts with a hand grenade, clearly not understanding that mythbusters were all about huge explosions also i dont think jerma has watched a single goddamn second of this show if you want their best one, look up dynamite in a cement truck. its like a cartoon explosion but it could obliterate you to smitherines

[@juliomontoya8824]

It’s been about a decade since I last saw Mythbusters, bu I don’t recall them ever doing celebrity segments either. Of course, pretending to know about a TV show he’s never watched is pure Jerma

[@sirrealism7300]

@@juliomontoya8824 i remember on one episode of mythbusters adam savage was testing whether or not your balls inflate if you pump your peehole with a bike pump

[@zacharyframe1916]

still my favorite explosion in the series there was NOTHING left but like half an axel

[@coolboyyo654]

@@juliomontoya8824 they literally had obama in one episode

[@aeteno703]

I love to hear about Mythbuster episodes I missed as a kid

[@KIager]

Safety video where Jerma works on an engine while meticulously following a KZbin tutorial. Cut to evening as he's wiping his forehead with a smile, latching the hood shut; his whole garage explodes. "Tutorials are fine. Professionals are better."

[@gremlinman9724]

then jerma comes on and explains his profession as a murderer, expressing how unfortunate it would be if someone inexperienced tried to fill in for him

[@aidencorby8745]

Commenting so i dont lose this comment

[@valen9941]

14:07 Jerma with infinite money is just John McAfee 😶

[@kingding9542]

🙂

[@JillKewsNickelFackkot69420]

😀

[@valen9941]

😄

[@yes-eo3oy]

😆

[@solarflare2722]

😝

[@Torrentail]

I couldnt even hear the original music but the SECOND he disabled it, I knew he was turning on the home depot theme

[@delt358]

Finally some REAL smooth, pillowy ice cream

[@elusiverobertdenby3000]

I would unironically love it if jerma did an a capella cover of schism

[@classicvsmodern1726]

YES

[@rampageblizzard]

He knows the pieces fit because he watched them fall away

[@dibblelibble1734]

i actually didnt expect him to just sing tool, im very glad he knows what that is

[@dibblelibble1734]

@@rampageblizzard hes done the math enough to know the dangers of a second guessing

[@riskrask3310]

@@dibblelibble1734 doomed to crumble unless we grow

[@mayogobbo]

jumpscare warning btw he soys out at 7:11

[@AbsoluteTravisT]

Jerma builds an elaborate scenario of his assassination being dependent on a genie or the devil when he has *infinite* money. There is no fighting over that. Just give everyone *infinite* money and then money is no longer a thing that controls anything.

[@acblook]

Infinite Inflation

[@someguyino]

@@acblook But I feel like that would be the point? Make money mean nothing, and make people value merrits, self-worth, and all that good abstract stuff instead. What are the peeps in charge gonna do? Make a new kind of money and disvalue the old one? If we're talking magic logic, you would have an infinite amount of that money too since the old money would no longer count as money, which contradicts the terms of the infinite money.

[@acblook]

@@someguyino yeah exactly just instantly make everyone's savings dissapear and the only people who can buy food are people who already own a lot of things that are worth something and anyone who's been responsibly saving up money to make purchases instantly loses everything they've worked for. Then everyone will all laugh and smile together and value self-worth in a big happy circle together. Just like in Venezuela! Infinite inflation for the win

[@zedtheexplorer5206]

@@someguyino trade has existed long before money lol. All you’re gonna do with infinite inflation is ruin a lot of people’s lives

[@someguyino]

@@acblook You right. I'm being idealistic about this, and ideals don't put bread on the table. I apologise for my naivety.

[@quaker47]

i still don't think blue bunny chocolate ice cream is real... lying comes so easliy to this mans forked tounge

[@adicted52427]

i thought it was called "lou something" ice cream until he showed the label

[@DogglesistheBest]

I nominate 21:08-- the "ice cream scooping noise" for best noise 2022

[@wowleowow]

halo shield recharge sound

[@lvbboi9]

It's so satisfying

[@brutallust]

it's like if you gave michael rosen even more coke than usual

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

“$500k to show bunghole” might be the best joke of 2022

[@thatonebackgroundcharacter2194]

I love how when he’s talking about having infinite money he only talks about fixing America and literally nothing else 😭😭😭

[@GayBrain]

He knows what's up frfr

[@SpookyLovesBoba]

Jerma talking about careers being tied to going to heaven was really funny

[@adicted52427]

ALL bakers go to heaven. this is not up to debate

[@UPDAT3DYOURS]

😮😮😢

[@bigbeefscorcho]

He’s got a point about heaven: how am I gonna crank my angelic hog in the golden lands of the great beyond if meemaw is always breathing down my heavenly neck? Jerma’s description of heaven sounds like some kind of Twilight Zone switcheroo situation where it’s actually just Hell

[@James-vw9yy]

That's why you convert to Mormonism right before you die so you can have your own planet and krank your hog for the rest of eternity

[@CyrogenicNation]

What he forgot to account for is that meemaw has her own harem up there and she's too busy living it like Cleopatra with male angels feeding her grapes and massaging her feet to even care about what you're doing

[@bigbeefscorcho]

@@CyrogenicNation fuck that’s a good point. If everyone else is also busy sucking and fucking, who’s to care if I am too?

[@orb9760]

The heaven-hell switcheroo scenario actually is the story of one of the old twilight zone episodes.

[@bigbeefscorcho]

@@orb9760 I remember that one fondly, That’s why I used that particular wording lol

[@countessroadkill9599]

Jerma lives on a healthy diet of mould, human meat, radishes, boogers and entire sleeves of Oreos.

[@XXXLaurel]

Don’t forget about garlic and mayo.

[@bigbeefscorcho]

All Mechanics Go to Heaven

[@spongegar]

29:50 is THE Jerma joke of the year

[@ENA2434]

ITS TOO GOOD 😭 so underrated

[@softpinkblush]

according to jerma you can only talk to relatives in heaven

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

"Everything lives up here for like 2 weeks and I make references, then it just vanishes" Philosopher Andy just casually describing the human condition

[@CheeseMaster75ok]

30:02 Sips literally uses the same thumbnail faces he took over 5 years ago in his thumbnails

[@dust6371]

I cant get over chat somehow convincing jerma to come back with a tub of icecream and then he DOES? why does he do this?? and then he's blaming himself for freezer burn icecream...

[@Nlduncan]

7:08 Vertigo inducing pog

[@RemyVonLion]

Soda with way less sugar should definitely be more common. You can buy stuff like that at place like Whole Foods, but they don't have those where I live anymore and they're way more expensive.

[@connorbrown2194]

EXISTENTIAL streamer converts to MORMONISM

[@smithsmithony5401]

Jerma would sell his soul for a cool looking rock, let alone infinite money

[@DanVSGames]

7:11 live jerma reaction

[@stivenBermeo]

The proof that there's no afterlife is that jerma wouldn't fit anywhere

[@rampageblizzard]

It never fails to amaze me that jerma refuses to read instructions and then gets so mad he doesn’t understand anything

[@minoyd]

The way he says "infinite" is driving me fucking insane

[@john_dillermand]

*YEAH MR. ELBERTSON YEAH SCIENCE!*

[@ENA2434]

25:26 made me so happy when i watched this live for some reason 😭

[@jritt459900]

Jermas math for a year of mcdonalds was actually psychopathic dude could have just done one week of cost times 52 and been ok but he chose some weird ass route

[@LlamasOnJUPITER]

or even one day time 365

[@batrachianbill9760]

7:10 jumpscare 7:10

[@loroleibusser5993]

he has NEVER seen an episode of mythbusters

[@timfranklin8643]

his ass aint watchin mythbusters

[@waterbottle6644]

18:18 God i love this joke. One of the most consistently funny One Guy moment

[@c0wb0yeelz]

16:30 we need a full length cover of this

[@peterdinkler4950]

Jeremy's idea of heaven is watching Rick and Morty, alone in his room, for eternity.

[@bigbeefscorcho]

39:35 but if you think about it, what more noble of an act than to gift your own salvation, your own eternal paradise, to someone else? It doesn’t get any more selfless than that

[@we-must-live]

jerma's got some real good points behind his 'stupidity'

[@rasengdori13]

no stream tap to retry

[@jake384100]

Same

[@jarlos6648]

Jerma hacked it so we couldn’t watch his moldy ice cream

[@spacebassist]

@@jarlos6648 it becomes smooth and pillowy when it dissolves into a slush of bacteria

[@denebortiz7091]

probiotic icecream

[@instagramsnapchat]

The soda thing i totally agree on. Coca cola life had 15 grams of sugar and it was probably the best variaton of “standard coke” they ever made IMO.

[@adradox]

This is first time in my life I've seen moldy ice cream.

[@JT-nk3sh]

i thought it was gonna be jerma busting jerma myths that chat was harrassing him about for an hour

[@c_jacket]

happy birthday miku! from me, Jeremy :)

[@ratt2453]

Deranged streamer philosophises life after death and plans to destroy ancient evil ancestor's spirits in the afterlife to avoid being bored.

[@bobu5213]

Can't wait for "The Asshole Stream"

[@overrated2975]

Oh boy I sure hope Jerma enjoys one of my favorite games Jerma: 39:50

[@sirrealism7300]

Superliminal is cool until you're done with it and realize you have no replayability left.

[@phoebeaurum7113]

And you realized you paid too much for it.

[@HandjobHandsome]

I mean challenge mode and battle Royale exists

[@adicted52427]

i've heard about this game and in my mind it was like portal (as in good), but seeing this playthrough made me think "this is like antichamber but more boring"

[@sirrealism7300]

@@adicted52427 holy crap, you know about antichamber, i thought i was the only one... do you remember a game called "white lullaby" with the creepy worm people that are afraid of light

[@adicted52427]

@@sirrealism7300 no sorry, i'd say antichamber is quite a bit more popular than "white lullaby" tho

[@carto4028]

I spent like the first couple muintes wondering where the ghosts were.

[@spacebassist]

The Ghostbusters were busy kicking the shit outta some prank caller. Vsauce Joey or something idk

[@spiderandy1778]

love how he became a Mormon at the end of the game but when I finished this game like 2 months ago I was sobbing

[@creature-materialiser]

jerma describing his signature ice cream flavour with such intricacy and then out of nowhere naming it the "fat fuck" is really funny to me

[@redthe_hound]

it amazes me how he can always 1-up the moronic decisions he makes 10 minutes later

[@ThatButchBitch]

the Nutbusters™️

[@apples25555]

this just calls for a big jermabusters stream

[@chippler5822]

"today on jerma busters, elbertson is gonna go for the laughs or die trying" cut to the horror

[@EastmanWestman]

Jerma's relation to Dark Ooga explains his violent tendencies, I guess it just runs in the family ...Psychos

[@strangemat]

More funny Jermaman from lord Cheltie. Thank you

[@piguy9225]

I just looked this up to watch it, and it was just uploaded, nice.

[@keb7066]

based TOOL listener

[@supertaoman12]

is this the guy that converted to mormonism ON STREAM?

[@hundredseok]

7:09 delayed reaction andy

[@spacebassist]

Wdym? What happen- AAH!

[@juiceyborger]

38:36 his idea of heaven is watching rick and morty. a frightening individual

[@yenta4045]

Thank you very much, Cheltie :)

[@bobertbolero]

I swear the notif yesterday said he was playing sorcery 😭

[@chrisrogers2156]

thank you cheltie

[@TheKingOfPings]

dark ooga is jerma's best character

[@alolanstarboy]

I like how quickly Jerma went from "oh what would I even do with infinite money, money can only get you so much" to "If I had infinite money I'd go on a massive 5 year bender and do the most insane shit" Truly the duality of man

[@ericnowaczyk4012]

Was not expecting to hear Jerma sing Schism tonight but I’m not complaining

[@summmr]

this stream is fucking hysterical god i love this thing

[@stwabewwwy]

thank u cheltie

[@cellophanezebra4663]

7:09 I am actually fucking in tears

[@scribeslendy595]

24:03 It's like when I purchased a DXRacer at PAX South, and then had to navigate it through the streets of San Antonio to get back to my car It didnt even fit, I had to sit on it inside a Whataburger while people stared at me through the windows, waiting for my buddy's truck

[@obeseperson]

Relatable car repair misfortune story and a wonderful Tool cover all in one video This is awesome

[@KeiTheTrap]

new jerma lore. Uga and dark Uga

[@vivistar51]

this is up there with beam ng as one of my favorite streams from this year

[@thelegalsystem]

Jerma talking about the education system always gives me an aneurysm

[@tsu08761e]

probably because youre an otter who DOESNT EVEN GO TO SCHOOL so SHUT UP

[@snail-teeth]

38:28 good omens in a nutshell

[@blarghwagurder]

21:18 that look of utter loss after 5 mins hyping up that ice cream only to look down and see a fat fucking mold/freezer burn smear on top

[@shelton9988]

14:22 the mask

[@goonished]

We need to donate half a million dollars HE WILL SHOW THE HOLE

[@jackbennett2269]

HOW do you even get your ice cream to LOOK like that??????!!!!!???? He is DEMENTED

[@phoebeaurum7113]

My understanding is that once in Heaven you would no longer want or need for anything so any thoughts you have on it are irrelevant.

[@adicted52427]

my understanding of heaven is just a big viking party where everyone drinks and eats and has a great time (just like real life vikings) but the names are replaced with christian names. it's like hogwarts main hall but mixed with the ending of skyrim

[@phoebeaurum7113]

@@adicted52427 Is that Valhalla? I mean in either way Jerma shouldn't be worried about being bored or annoyed.

[@adicted52427]

@@phoebeaurum7113 i have no idea to be completely honest. my only knowledge of valhalla is from the ending to skyrim

[@adicted52427]

oh, i've already said that my bad. yeah i don't know shit

[@Yippieyiyo]

9:16 this is exactly how I feel about PC hardware. Once that case pops open I’m out. Way too scared I’ll irreversibly harm my precious PC.

[@l1nked548]

the contrast between his little thumbnail idea bit and the thumbnail for this vid has me fucking weak

[@3three3three3three]

ooga's gonna be there guys

[@robertsides3626]

My step-dad taught me how to change a tire... 3 days later one of my tires mysteriously got a flat when I got back to my car after a college class. I seriously do not know if I should be thankful, or fear that the dude is a psychopath. True story. The real fear is winging it and driving on a freeway right after. Always worrying that tire would just fly off at any moment. By the way, there was literally nothing wrong with that flat tire.

[@Faucetofstone]

That's a very step father kind of story. Reminds me of my Dad's pilot teacher who pulled the keys out of the ignition (or the plane equivalent), killing the engine/power in midair so my Dad could prove his qualification.

[@DrHeinzy]

You should be grateful that your step-dad didn't teach you about sex

[@robertsides3626]

@@Faucetofstone Ok that's significantly worse. lol. My mom at some point in her childhood got Tekkened by her step dad into a pool to teach her to swim. People are so fucking callous.

[@GayBrain]

Your stepfather SABOTAGED you just so you can think BETTER of him.

[@CboTheSecond]

Of course Jerma is a chocolate ice cream guy...

[@JC-hf7zt]

Jerma came to the exact same conclusion about heaven that biggie did, truly iconic

[@MaxxxWellz]

He deffiently mythbusted that baseball.

[@Infxmouxz]

PSYCHO STREAMER forces his viewers to eat his EXPIRED MOLDY FREEZER BURN Blue Bell™️ Chocolate ice cream for his own PLEASURE

[@adicted52427]

blue bell? more like blue HELL! get it? because religious themes were a not so insignificant part of the stream

[@adicted52427]

i am so lonely

[@maxgamesst1]

Thanks 🙏