Totally a Normal Stream - Jerma Ember Knights (With Ster) Stream Edit

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Originally Streamed on May 13th, 2023
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[@Cheltie]

Hey everyone! I just wanted to give you a heads up that on Ster's stream, they also did the FNAF playthrough thingy they were talking about last stream they did together. However, as you may know, this channel has a contract with Jerma and Ster hasn't publicly stated whether he's okay with others editing his stream. So, I wasn't sure if I could edit it without potentially causing legal trouble (the contract makes it kind of a gray area). Therefore, I decided not to edit it. If I didn't have an active contract, I would have edited it, but for now, I'm only allowed to edit content that appears on Twitch.tv/Jerma985, and not on any other channels. I hope that clears things up!

[@turt1100]

Shame but that’s obviously fair enough 👌

[@basketballer-cp5hg]

its ok, ster himself will eventually release the 7 fnaf videos for us to enjoy

[@Zzzzzz-eo5id]

contract andy edit: OMG i NEVER received THIS MUCH jerma DOLLARS (edit andy)

[@deamooz9810]

Can’t believe Jerma made you sign a blood contract that obligates you to edit his and only his streams for the next 20 years, such a trickster he is

[@axofbrevity]

better safe than sorry :)

[@alnayla2078]

this stream has the vibe of teenage girls sleepover

[@SlimersUnite]

Good comment

[@Quince77]

So does the entire "what superhero am I" "what dinner am I" "what dessert am I" conversation

[@vyanpyre]

was a memorable session lmao

[@YouMystMe]

I'd watch an entire 24hr stream/VOD of a Ster + Jerma sleepover. My hunger for Ster & Jerma content can never be satisfied.

[@josephs3347]

my favorite part of this stream was when jerma and chat were acting like ster was unhinged for giving the most normal, level-headed takes about teen titans

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

He likes the show 🤯 also he's right about Terra

[@CyrogenicNation]

Finally Jerma can be part of the gaslighters instead of being the gaslighted

[@frankfs8415]

Jerma is awfully flustered by romance while being such a Starfire Andy

[@Yuckod]

i love how ster says he is going to be normal all stream and then immediately jerma is like "LETS BE AS GROSS AS POSSIBLE TOGETHER"

[@depalodor]

like yin and yang

[@GayBrain]

Let's take ibuprofen together.

[@Orang_Himbleton]

IM GOING TO NOT SHAVE

[@carto4028]

Okay real talk Jerma is 100% Plastic Man Stretchy powers allowing infinite slapstick bits, dorky attitude, near god like potential and 42 years old.

[@Funky_Player2]

TRUUUEEE

[@Orang_Himbleton]

Ster would probably also say jerma’s plastic man because he can take any form that’s useful to him

[@hoangphuongnam516]

I like how the moment Jerma brought up Nightwing, he had to mention his dump truck. The only thing they had in common.

[@l1nked548]

this was literally just a buzzfeed quiz stream with them asking each other ridiculous questions

[@neartheplumtree]

isnt that every jerma and ster stream

[@neartheplumtree]

more like jerma vs ster stream

[@AyatollahVulture]

whats your political ideology? fascist [ ] communist [ ] liberal [ ] conservative [ ] BTW: this will determine what Disney princess youll end up being

[@tiredinside]

Beard arc didn't last that long

[@bagpipesnbread]

It really is a shame he was so rugged.

[@fatuglyjake]

D:

[@_Lumiere_]

​@@bagpipesnbread he couldve been the king of the Junjile 😢

[@PistenDeer]

It's alright it'll be back, and we will be ready

[@lavenderlavender3952]

Filler arc

[@ToastedFrench12]

"If I tell you all the things I do like, then I'm basedpilled and truefactted. But if I tell you all of the things I don't like then I'm a loser" Truer words have never been spoken

[@Crowyth]

We don't even need a game on screen. When Jerma and Ster stream together, it just turns into an unhinged podcast.

[@vissova]

These two share a single brain cell and pass it back and forth asking what food they would be

[@jovi4793]

Chat's heads are so far in the gutter that they think Ster saying he ships Beastboy and Raven is like sexual or some shit like wtf man!! That shit is like the most correct and normal take ever

[@Slimurgical]

Ster really has a talent for ripping Jerma's Hinges out

[@kitgorton5558]

Rest in peace Jerma’s beard

[@JioVega]

Ster so right. The entire plot of Logan was that wolverine lost his healer factor, so he aged and his claws were poisoning him. Like up until then he survived being ripped in half by the hulk , but no it's old age that kills wolverine.

[@Aercoh]

ster was so correct and valid this stream

[@hatechm]

I love that they do many streams together lately, these are always my favorite, it always results in the most hilarious shit.

[@jordansb7376]

it’s so adorable how he can’t hold his laugh every time he attempts being mean to Ster

[@SpaceSmurf3000]

star's ultimate ship? my parents

[@sleeves7364]

listening to these conversations from ster's perspective makes them into a nightmare

[@mr.minnesota2560]

HE SHAVED! HOW DARE

[@Purplestufff]

41:37 this is my favorite thing Jerma has ever said 🌶️

[@deamooz9810]

Seriously, what did he mean by that if not *that*?

[@melody_BP]

happens with old age

[@20jumps]

​@@deamooz9810I think he wanted to say he was well-conserved for his age. That's the only miniscule thread of thought I could come up with.

[@nehkoo]

57:03 the confidence in "i'm fuckin the cheeseburger sub" sent me

[@LilyanneCaballero]

56:00 peak of ster’s random ass comments all stream

[@Zzzzzz-eo5id]

27:45 Jerma tearing up talking about anime concepts

[@escapefromtibet2530]

He took so long to get to the point I almost cried

[@cobrasix9575]

When Jerma was asked what his favourite cartoon was and didn't instantly say "Samurai Jack" I took it personally.

[@breather869]

47:38 "are we gonna act like Cyclops first have that GRIP?"

[@ceast5273]

Can't imagine what it must feel like for those who have followed Ster and Jerma since the beginning, and being able to STILL tune into their content and just have a great time like nothing's changed.

[@Leto_0]

We had the dark years and I'm not much of a twitcher so this is a what I've been waiting for for a long time. And they're still slayin me

[@br3ccanbacon177]

19:37 Ster’s outburst there caught me so off gaurd

[@Veeekna]

jerma trying to manipulate ster into thinking that being called a single sliced ham sandwich with mustard on the bottom of the bread is a good thing is truly a red flag of an abusive relationship.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Why do you never see those sandwiches with a toothpick through them, with an olive on top? I've only ever seen them in old cartoons.

[@SphereBoxCube]

32:25 You can see how he got genuinely insulted that ster shittalked Nightwing

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Jerma and Ster really are like Half life 1 and Halve life:opposing forces

[@AndorFGC]

1:45 star was most likely thinking of Rampage Knights, a game they also have played together before

[@Slimurgical]

Jerma and Ster should do a stream where they just go on webcam and you get hair gel, fuck up your hair, and slather a thick layer of petroleum gel on your face to the point that you're glossy and you look like you're made o grease. That. Would be the grossest stream ever.

[@wheeledjustice7381]

Jerma wants to be Soft Serve, the Mutant Who Poops Ice Cream.

[@trokolisz3702]

Jermas "tactic" of only watching bits of every show really shows. Like the whole point of nightwong is that he is not a sidekick anymore. And many othertimes i just wonder what show he watched

[@Citrusautomaton]

Jerma is a tall-can Pepsi 100%.

[@deamooz9810]

31:38 stream summary

[@Shawville87]

Jerma acting out a Netflix thumbnail to confirm that he’s talking about the right TV show is so incredibly on-brand.

[@halowaffle25]

In the running for my favorite stream of the year.

[@dvanceeee]

These two deserve each other

[@FreshSakuya]

Them talking about SF6 is pretty exciting. I wanna see Jerma beat up random pedestrians as some Jermaverse OC

[@en3839]

Love how Ster opened this with a declaration he’d be normal and not uncomfortable, then went on a rant half an hour in on how he ships cartoon characters. Man cannot be stopped by anyone, even himself

[@Leto_0]

If you were watching TT and not shipping those two then you're an undercover alien hybrid

[@racklepaw]

love your edits!! thank you so much

[@fatuglyjake]

Jerma's superpower would be owning a McDonald's gold card

[@DerModster]

I learned more about Jerma's sex life in this video than I was expecting

[@Snooopy28]

Bro I'd want Mystique's power just to be blue

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Dabba dee dabba die.....

[@ithinkurstupid]

i love these two so much

[@ronniew.9700]

56:06 As one of the chatters at this particular moment is surreal. Jerma chat furiously spammed sniffa with malicious intent. VRjosh slumped over, helpless in horror of the Jerma Toe Sniffer™ crowd but still claimed victory over the appropriately named stream title warning travellers from the incoming sussy down-bad "GigaChad" "Ws harvester" Ster behavior

[@AceofSpades511]

Thanks for updating the food podcast Cheltster!

[@kikilles_]

57:04 "I'm fucking the cheeseburger sub"-Jeremiah 985

[@ferretgazette8355]

these guys are fucking insane i love them

[@zacharyframe1916]

cant believe they didnt mention courage the cowardly dog edit: rewatching the video for the gameplay, ster is so much better at talking and playing the game at the same time lmao

[@mralberosie3987]

jerma could probably play an egyptian high priest really well

[@dynamicduck8803]

Ster goes on about how humans are romantic: like 10 seconds later: man I hate rogue she complains about her cool power too much (she hates her power because it limits her when it comes to romance)

[@Leto_0]

You know this video is edited right?

[@sirrealism7300]

I just bought land on the metaverse

[@bigfloppa9594]

Congrats

[@mori2037]

it's about to go nuts

[@sirrealism7300]

Atlas earth

[@averageofficechair]

Now I'm getting paid cash with atlas earth

[@M_orcan]

"Oh he LOVES concepts"

[@helloimtom100]

I was really excited for the beard arc cause there would be a new meta of Jerma photoshops but all we got was one stream :(

[@gustavishmichelle3575]

The "the concept" bit is giving big "its fashion" from The Pit Stop energy

[@bdc_ky]

This was the best for being stuck in traffic for an hour

[@notapplicable1483]

Please please please, let him get sponsored by the golem game. It would continue his streak of pick bad games!!!

[@josephkeener8928]

my favorite part was where immediately after Jerma raided Ster they started playing FNAF together so Ster could prove how not scary the game was only to have him get scared immediately

[@t1rameesu]

hearing them trying to explain lucifer is just funny af

[@de-ment]

41:13 bro deadass described his sex life from the get-go

[@Leto_0]

14:45 PREACH STER

[@Wekerek]

I would love to see Jerma play Count Olaf

[@axofbrevity]

jerma if somehow you see this please do not box log lifting daddy ster, I cannot handle the resulting 2 year break

[@Pot3861]

Joima

[@zetahoven4556]

Jerma really loves his super hero fantasies

[@projectgowther2562]

9:32 I agree with elitist Ster unironically.

[@therealmarilyn]

cheltie you are an international hero

[@exLightningg]

Yooo 15:00 They brought up Jade Cocoon, I never see anyone mention Jade Cocoon.

[@02karntrakunvong80]

They were farming SO much

[@bustedkeaton]

19:00 i dont think jerma realizes how many people can tell Exactly how much influence the Red Guy from Cow and Chicken has had on his life

[@legorovers9838]

the cyclops conversation is hysterical

[@Glitch_Man42]

Ster has the most redditor opinions I've ever heard

[@117johnpar]

Ster is 100% right that Jermas current mentality towards games is why games like Diablo get dumbed down and couchified.

[@ron133.]

why did he say "big dommy mommy" so casually

[@NutBreadMSMC]

Ster. that’s it.

[@ron133.]

@@NutBreadMSMC makes sense

[@NeoMisery]

Ster and Jerma are a dangerous combination

[@LunarisLacrima]

I think Ster is just me

[@princy_is_sketchy3610]

I need to stop watching them when I’m doing my makeup because I can’t stop screaming laughing

[@jimmyrustler8983]

That's actually because your makeup has been laced with Joker toxin. Nightwing did it.

[@michaelhan6731]

6:46 whoops thought Ster said “Ster-tainly” and not “certainly”

[@doifhg]

I didn't have a console for years and years so I just got used to playing everything on mouse and keyboard because a controller was extra money I didn't have

[@aryman6589]

jerma really needs to play path of exile, ster is so right

[@CleanMouthVideos]

Jerma and Ster need a podcast outside of Twitch TOS sooooo bad

[@Weird_Dog_]

i dont know what he was on about with Jade Cocoon? I saw plenty of copies, and a lot were less that $100????

[@Lilly-qt4yy]

Just want to let you know how much I appreciate you, every time you upload a stream edit it makes me so happy and makes my day so much better. I don't know how long you plan to make edits but I'm going to appreciate every day you choose to keep doing this for us :)

[@Leto_0]

Not surprised Ster's cartoon list is identical to mine, he was always like the older brother I never had lol

[@heyitsmort7744]

Can’t believe Nightcrawler didn’t come up in the X-men power convo

[@shovelkun2437]

combo meal

[@ThierryPeek]

Nooo he shaved the beard 😢

[@MaxxxWellz]

Kablam! Was sick

[@smithsmithony5401]

29:37 jerma clear humming (ignore will use later)

[@KillerHatDude]

49:05 that's me!

[@twistedbiscuit69]

YERMA

[@dropthatshi]

star is so based ed edd n eddy is a CLASSIC

[@retro0dog]

47:34

[@RijaMo]

Ster giving the most based takes as always.

[@MrAw3sum]

omg loop hero yeah i saw so many people playing loop hero on youtube and then i played it and I was like is this supposed to be fun? The research is slow and building the track is boring to me after 12 hours of the same thing

[@M0nchis]

Cant believe jerma just called me gross