Chernobyl and Wattpad Lore

This week on The Broski Report, Fearless Leader Brittany Broski talks about her Roman Empire (Chernobyl), updates the nation on her Call of Duty cosplayer endeavors, and analyzes the evolution of Wattpad.
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[@caleboop1814]

Brittany saying “HUH!?” to her own batshit kills me everytime😭

[@Treeko252]

I’ve started doing it to myself so much now thanks to her 💀💀

[@celeaseh]

I’ve started using the “dumb” after the bullshit that comes out of my own mouth 💀💀

[@alicefullofice]

​@@celeasehalso the "heY! crazy, BY the way!" lmao I can't stop saying that

[@gabbi2578]

in love with the use of batshit here

[@celeaseh]

@@alicefullofice BY THE WAYYYY

[@babygrinchbinch]

the deep monologue about women mothering their boyfriends -> realization that a ghost fanfic kicked those thoughts off -> tinder ad is pure poetry

[@princessadrigirl6774]

And then right back to the ghost fanfic like nothing happened 😂😂😂

[@OtaconAmiibo]

Listening to Brittany talk about the quintessential experience of destroying yourself for men with such passion and wisdom, KNOWING it’s inevitably going to end with something like “Anyway, Ghost-“ was such an emotional rollercoaster of anticipation

[@dont-call-me-et-al]

THIS IS IT

[@personofinterest4791]

Literally every time she took a breath or paused i was like "is she gonna say it??"

[@cloud5544]

story of my life, basically

[@palomab5938]

The immediate tinder ad after the most real, gut wrenching, truth rant about dating men and how it can destroy you is the best comedic timing I've ever witnessed. Thank you Stanley.

[@1800badbiz]

“if i made a moomoo line, who’s dropping USD” was somehow the craziest sentence of this episode

[@unknownuser8084]

but also like… me im dropping 90 USD on a moomoo

[@candiscarswell7513]

Lmaoooo

[@JosuVasquez]

Very on brand 😂❤

[@addywelch9610]

But i want one

[@gonewiththewindows4912]

I’ve never worn a moomoo in my life but I’ll start

[@aimee8681]

putting chernobyl and wattpad in the same sentence is actually criminal

[@whythenumber]

Welcome to broski nation comrade

[@theendoftheworld9921]

Now I'm curious if there's any fiction written in the setting of an abandoned radioactive destitute landscape on wattpad

[@millierose9625]

Get used to it buddy that’s just how we roll in broski nation

[@vonsonline]

the supreme leader decides, we have no right to fight back against her holy actions

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@theendoftheworld9921if it exists, there’s a fanfic of it

[@EzraInk]

Little did Brittany know, that the driver who hit your name in the fic was someone listening to the Broski report with their eyes closed and hands off the wheel at 90mph 😔

[@morganmassey7901]

BYEEEE LOL

[@samanthapeterson9875]

SHUT UP LOL

[@valermink]

LMFAOOOO

[@TheCh0psueyy]

☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@NarutoDragonWarrior]

DEADDDDDDD

[@goddamnitkatie]

can’t believe she went BACK to the Ghost fanfiction after that moving, life-altering, woman to woman speech 😂 (actually i can believe it)

[@skylnnmae5243]

no fr but i need someone to help me find that fic 👀😭

[@mak3way4princess_]

​@@skylnnmae5243FR LIKE BRITTANY NEEDS TO SHOW US THAT FIC BC I WANNA READ😭😭

[@rileycavanaugh6889]

@@skylnnmae5243I am also wondering

[@AnaSkuletic-kq7he]

So what is the fic? 😫😫😫

[@palissovski1829]

womanhood as its finest

[@allicheese6773]

The way Brittany gets so angry and so excited makes me feel so much better about my feelings

[@jojisotherkid]

exactly

[@linguipster1744]

Oh that’s it!!! I wondered why it made me feel so good to listen to her explode in both directions! I have ragiiiing adhd and this is my LIFE! 😂 THANK, BROSKI REPORT

[@em.connors]

Another week where Brittany is speaking directly to my current emotional struggles and makes me cry because she is so wise and real

[@Bella-kk4go]

shes legit my oracle of delphi THIS IS GIRL CHURCH🫶

[@angeladominguez1946]

But likes she’s also so encouraging. Like you’re right, eww why I was about to dull myself when I’m girl boss

[@bellella_6926]

Please PLEASE never stop talking about fanfiction. Unpleasant experiences have made me so jaded and I want to reconnect with delighting in this stuff, it's healing!

[@TariotFrog]

It is!! hearing her talk about it makes me feel normal and valid with it all

[@kat-jz4is]

this is so real

[@megsssss]

Brittany screaming 'I don't even like you!' is so real. I was completely emotionally checked out by the time I broke up with my ex

[@daniwallace5388]

Brittany telling ppl to not look when they’re driving is actually one of the funniest things I hear every single episode

[@woman_of_genius]

This is closely rivaled by her constantly threatening to kill someone with a gun

[@TheVictorianKMedia]

Now imagine if someone who had never watched Broski Report saw these two comments

[@echoredux8852]

when brittany calls herself ugly i wish i could show her how GORGEOUS she looks to me like she is actually one of the most beautiful women i’ve seen in my life

[@emilyusher5352]

For real! When I started the video I literally said "wow she looks really beautiful today" then when she started talking about feeling ugly it was heartbreaking.

[@KingOfGaymes]

She is so effortlessly gorgeous and it makes my heart break that she doesn’t see it 💔 she’s so beautiful inside and out 🥺

[@ethansbmo8730]

she is like actually hold-your-breath-and-stop-blinking-stop-in-your-tracks gorgeous. her tattoos, her eyes and just the way she carries herself she is actually so pretty to me, cannot believe this woman ever finds herself ugly, if so there is no hope for the rest of us.

[@rowantwiggs]

I feel like that’s such a feminine experience tho, like being the most gorgeous being ever and hating how you look

[@kirbysthiccthighs]

literally- she’s so ethereal😭💜

[@megan9289]

Brittany is the link that is connecting all women. She is ALWAYS spot ON

[@cloud5544]

as an afab nonbinary person, she is me, i am her, we are one. she really makes me feel comfortable with being born a female and it feels so nice to be connected to my femininity through her.

[@egg-tc9qt]

@@cloud5544 (respectfully) wtf is afab

[@placiddreams6334]

“I thought that if I went out of my way to care for him, and think about him, and do things for him, and tell him how special he was, that he would do it back to me. He didn’t.” Felt that

[@cloud5544]

URG GOD, it hits so hard because its so true.

[@LaurenLaass]

True wow

[@alicethemad1613]

The extra shitty version of this: me doing this as a child to a grown man, who was my “boyfriend”. Bro imagine a kid paying for ur parking and taking care of you while you’re drunk.

[@garrethgardner4977]

I love when you tell us to “WAIT!” like we all gasping and getting hyped about something and start talking over you, even though you are alone in a room😭😭

[@donotgotthis]

It's so immersive😂😂 I love it so much

[@kendallt9248]

she knows us so well

[@yrbzl]

Brittany’s story about her first bf is such a common one. this is why you NEVER go above and beyond for a man that doesn’t do 10x more for you. let them chase, always.

[@Sky._.broadband]

Or do equal amounts of effort and hold eachother accountable for not putting in effort

[@idab6864]

​@@Sky._.broadbandyeah the idea of anyone having to actually chase is unhealthy

[@yrbzl]

@@Sky._.broadband equal amounts in different ways makes sense, but running around constantly for a man and basically becoming his second mother shouldn’t be a part of your effort

[@yrbzl]

@@idab6864 not unhealthy at all, the second your man stops putting in effort to chase you (planning dates, loving on you, acts of service, etc), he’s probs already checked out. long-term you’re wasting your time.

[@sueno2330]

​@@yrbzlthat definitely not the case considering relationships arent supposed be perfect

[@stolensweetroll3668]

Cody Co jumpscare 💀

[@sarahelisanational]

brittany’s podcast are literally everything I love about girlhood and my favorite podcast. it’s silly and funny jokes, talking about serious things, giggling about cosplayers and sharing favorite fanfics, feminist topics, man slander ❤️ it’s literally a hangout with a best friend and it makes me so happy I feel like we have the same brain

[@samiamalways4977]

Yes! I don't have people to do that with in real life.

[@spaciousdawgg]

So true. Brittany makes me appreciate being a girl xD

[@nahimgood4]

Absolutely

[@DaCrksh]

Was anyone else literally cheering when Brittany was talking about loving herself and how relationships can f**k off if they aren't right?? I became a hollering mess. I kNOW THAT'S RIGHT MISS BROSKI

[@that_blonde_punk]

yes i definitely am behind you on that! its unfortunately relatable but its so real!! her level of self awareness is amazing

[@katrinamae5407]

Chernobyl and Wattpad Lore being in one sentence is definitely something to see

[@mthompson13]

“i look like my parents, and i love that” why did this just make me tear up omg

[@annamorris7097]

Jesus Christ the timing of this is insane. I just ended my 4 year marriage (9 years together) this past weekend and you are SPEAKING TO MY FUCKING SOUL. If it feels wrong, it is. Don’t let the language of “marriage is hard” “couples fight” keep you in a situation that you don’t belong in. You deserve more.

[@jasynth946]

u will get through this girl i love u !

[@viv7795]

I hope you feel free and I wish you all the best

[@hayley32]

you go girl!! all love, and best of luck with everything

[@mollysanseverino95]

SAME girl just broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years that I live with. It sucks to be in this situation but good to know we are not alone in this experience. Sending you love and 🌟🧚‍♀ girl boss 🌟🧚‍♀vibes

[@Madison-ig1dy]

@@mollysanseverino95got dumped by my bf of three years who lived with me. it helps knowing others are going through a similar experience. i hope we flourish on our own. wishing you the very best as i know what you're going through ♥️

[@fidem9625]

Brittany always casually dropping the simultaneously most heart wrenching, hilarious, and healing episodes known to womankind. We love you and Stanley ❤️✨

[@kellygalvin5989]

i love brittany talking about her relationship in detail we need more of this it’s so comforting

[@angeladominguez1946]

I wanted to thank her for being so vulnerable. I’m like i relate.

[@tippytoads]

SERIOUSLY THO. She's telling my story, felt comforting and therapeutic to me LOL.

[@cassidydubyk9116]

the whole segment about her ex resonates so much and is so well said to describe how i have felt in the past. on the other hand i love when she just yells “HES AN IDIOT”

[@WormOnARock]

GIRLLL when she talked about her first relationship it was so absurdly relatable like how did I give 110% to a man I DIDN’T EVEN LIKE ??? looking back on it is so insane bc he wasn’t funny, kind, intelligent, or honest like why was I even there lol we were in trenches fr

[@michilovr]

I related to every thing that she said. Why was I with someone who I wasn’t even physically attracted to? Why was I with a dude who only saw me as his own personal sxx toy? Why was I with a dude who didn’t even want to pursue an education or job??? the BAR WAS LOW. I WAS INSane????

[@regularrose5571]

Oh girl, I fuckin MARRIED HIM????

[@jojojolie666]

so real

[@antoniamarievalle304]

THE WAY WE CAN ALL RELATE IS INSANE

[@boneenthusiast2052]

I'm here in the trenches RIGHT NEOW!!!!! girl I'm coming back to EP to listen to her rant so she can knock some sense into me

[@zeeby24]

“It’s so hard not to feel discouraged when you’re choosing to be alone” THIS IS SO REAL THANK YOU!!! After the trauma of my past relationship I have been SO protective of myself and my time and while it’s allowed me to heal and grow it’s also isolated me to an extent that’s really difficult to deal with and get out of. I have to remind myself all the time the loneliness I feel is a choice I’m making and it’s not indicative of my capacity to be loved. But I’ve started choosing to open myself up to the world again, and it’s slowly getting less and less painful, and it really is such a beautiful thing to doubt yourself and then learn that you were wrong.

[@eggwcwuffin]

this is so real and I'm so happy u pushed urself to get out there and share urself with the world again 💖

[@loveannie7621]

i relate to every single word you said here. being a hopeless romantic lover girl in this world where everyone is cheating or lying or manipulating is each other has taught me to stay in my shell , but i am slowly realizing that i too deserve love in all its forms and i shouldn’t close my heart to any of it , even if it can be painful sometimes 🩵

[@heavyy_eyess]

this!!! this!! this all the way!!!!

[@user-bq9so4cn7t]

took the words right out of me (,:

[@ashh122x]

YES! single 6 years at 27. after being in one relationship 14-20 and one 20-21. Protecting my peace is so important and its so empowering but damn its lonely! But id rather be lonely than with a shitty man! But damn its still lonely lol!

[@JaxXx6383]

It’s impressive how quickly we transitioned from Ghost fan fiction to a lesson on self worth and the loneliness epidemic in the US and then back to Ghost fan fiction again 😭

[@jazminn5703]

airpods in, blindfold on, going 80 on the freeway, and broski is feeding me.

[@xxcherry_colaxx7509]

Who thinks Brittany should get merch? Or maybe like a shirt that says eyes closed hands off the wheel

[@Jem_80s]

YES! PLS!

[@bonnielowles6160]

YES OMGG

[@darianjohnson5578]

A moomoo that’s says eyes closed hands off the wheel

[@aliyahdiamond-gunner5570]

She mentions she wants to make mumus at the end of the video, asks who’s spending USD 💰 🤑🤑🤑

[@Kittywolf1777]

She’s actually made merch before! I have a shirt she made that says Broski on it but I’d loveeee if she made more

[@deaddoveinside]

Brittany, I can’t tell you how much I needed to hear you talk about personal acceptance and how you’ve learned to reframe rejection. I really needed that

[@frogglegz]

The broksi report is like getting a FaceTime call from your long distance bestie and she tells you the most unhinged shit that she has gotten into lately

[@JocularArchivist]

I need more fanfic synopses from Brittany like rn.

[@mollycapoun1135]

I'm crying listening to this part

[@gwendolynhall]

Brittany I cannot explain to you how meaningful it is that you talked about that situation with your ex. You make so many people feel less alone. Thank you so much

[@meganchristian5476]

I love this. I recently moved to Los Angeles to move in with my partner, and I feel so devoid of female company. I miss my sister and my mother and my girlfriends. Every time I leave the house I feel stalked and objectified by men. Listening to a female voice, and especially one like yours in all of your strength, awareness, and vulnerability, helps me overcome the feelings of isolation. You’re an incredible woman!

[@mackenziek830]

Dude that sucks so much I’m sorry. Have you tried bumble bff? Or trying to go to local events that sound interesting to make some more gal friends? One of my friends made a really good friend on bumble bff so if you’re desperate I’d try it out cause not very many people know about it

[@fabulouskelly3438]

i hope things get better love ❤️

[@CCela1608]

I'm so sorry you're experiencing that, I went through similar in NYC and the anxiety from feeling threatened all day by men is so overwhelming. Truly other women are such a safe space and a comfort. ❤

[@l.i.l.i.t.h.]

Your comment made an echo to my situation and I teared up a little. I need women again in my life for me to feel in community

[@Minifigure17]

Brittany pronouncing it like "cher-noble" like she's saying the singer's name, Cher, is ABSOLUTELY sending me lmao

[@rachell6211]

I couldn’t hear anything after she pronounced it that way 😂

[@Horrorbotyt]

wait how is it supposed to be pronounced I've always said cher-noble

[@Minifigure17]

@@Horrorbotyt Brittany was saying "Shair-noble", but it should be a "ch" like Chicken. Ch-rrr Noble

[@soph3655]

It made me have a physical response every time she said it lmao

[@yourpalfred]

I played roller derby with someone who skated as Cher Noble. ❤

[@miasmith788]

cody ko didn't age well in this rip

[@JayBiagini]

was just about to comment this

[@seleise]

If anyone deserves to have a platform, it’s Brittany. I adore this woman.

[@VikParisss]

Man I am a cry baby but GURL! You make me cry every episode. “I love my body, it keeps me alive.” I felt that in my whole soul. I’m over here beating myself up over being bloated during my period and you healed me in just those words. You are such a powerful women. I just adore you ❤

[@kell6092]

When she starts talking around 35:00 minutes. Holy crap did it heal something in me. For a 25 year old who has spent her life trying to love herself and accept where I’m at - and to finally start to realize our body’s are important and who cares about society’s views and to love who we are is so so hard but so endearing. Girl we’re you making me ball my eyes out. Ily for this!!!

[@fancynormalperson3763]

I hope Brittany gets a man who not only dresses up as a cod character but actually treats her like a human being because she is such a real and amazing person 🧡🧡🧡

[@greenhouseghostie]

Brittany is perfect embodiment of the dichotomy of woman. Deep philosophical discussions which always circle back to the unquenchable yearning for a dickdown from a fictional character 😂

[@MotionInTheIronSea]

Amen

[@daryadragomir7050]

Hi y'all! Ukrainian here) the craziest thing is that it happened not that long ago. I'm 26 and I had a childhood friend, whose mom lived near Chernobyl before my friend was born, and I remember her telling us how she was watching the changing colour of the sky from her balcony, eating cherries, a couple of days before giving birth to my friend. HBO series is pretty accurate, but has some artistic freedom for the sake of showing a coheseve narrative.

[@makenzielulich1668]

I truly believe Brittany has helped my major depressive episodes this last year. The way she speaks so openly and eloquently makes me feel like im not alone. If I could sit and talk to her for an hour I feel like my anxiety would be banished for at least half a year

[@itscc2004]

That’s how I feel too! My anxiety has somewhat lessened after discovering her and I always rewatch her videos because they’re so funny and comforting! She’s definitely become one of my comfort people and I could watch or listen to her all day and every day!

[@maddyloz]

Dude you’re so funny. The way your brain puts things together is just amazing. I’m so glad you went viral because you are the funniest influencer to come out in recent years.

[@danielle91]

If I don’t get a Broski Mumu I’m going to sob the way Brittany sobs over heartfelt masked moments.

[@melsyoutube]

jokes aside, i love the way you process womanhood, relationships, and life in general. you’re such a good person

[@anthea9188]

her talking about the thought of “maybe it’s cause i’m plus sized” when in reality he’s the problem really hit home for me. that’s always my go to thought for when things end in ways i didn’t want them to. i didn’t realize how much i needed to hear her talk about that today.

[@maiyatrujillo4248]

on a very serious note, hearing you explain the cycle of trying to fix someone and make them better and not getting your needs met is really helping me through a shitty breakup. i just kinda turned on the show for laughs and actually got so much understanding and connection and getting so much hope from hearing u talk about these things. i hope one day i’ll be where you are. but for now this silly little show is helping

[@Evehjm]

Can you do a whole episode reading one of your fav fanfics??! Cause girl I was so invested. Your story telling had me locked in😂😂

[@faithsherman5834]

Brittany holy shit every single time you nail it. When you were talking about becoming another mother figure in a man’s life, shaping them, and then not even getting to see your work get to fruition. It’s so demeaning. We aren’t life coaches or crutches to lean on and you worded it perfectly ❤️❤️❤️

[@millierose9625]

My ears are prepped and ready to learn, leader

[@niamilan6904]

Period

[@SammieLuvable]

I have listened to the monologue at 25:00 like six times i keep rewinding and going back because holy shit you did that. Like. Condensing so much feminist theory and average female-dating-males experience and rage into words. Expressing your own personal experiences and getting vulnerable shows so many women that their experiences are not something to endure alone - or at all. Love you, Queen.

[@placefantasy1821]

The very real conversation about the treatment of women within relationships and the vulnerability about that to the realization about where this came from in the podcast timeline to the tinder ad read had me in actual tears Brittany I’m CRYING.

[@Kingbimmy]

I clicked for Chernobyl because I love hearing about all things nuclear, but I stayed for the rant about men, and COD fanfic. I don’t even play COD, but that’s one hell of a compelling story 😭 Also the way Brittany turns her head so she doesn’t blow our ears out and absolutely SCREECHES always sends me straight into fucking orbit 😂❤

[@luciiel5243]

The correlations between what she said about her ex and my ex are so scary and just makes me realize how many women are so great and stoop so low for a man and get ruined makes me so sad. It gets better girlies I promise 😭

[@6239jimmy]

2:03 oh no....

[@emileydoss1336]

Came to say this too… didn’t age well 😬

[@jordan-my2vl]

the way literally every woman has had a male partner has a story about a male partner being like brittanys ex is INSANE.

[@zacharyaaron4105]

The way you explained the fixing and molding him into a man, and being his mother because his own didn’t teach him to be an adult. I am in that exact situation, for the past five years. I’m emotionally, physically, and spiritually tired and broken. It was really therapeutic for me to hear you vent about this. Thank you mother 😭💜💜.

[@user-gh8bm8ct5t]

The thing is his mother probably DID teach him. But he learned from watching his father or peers that he can get away with pretending not to, and she’ll still love him/benefit of the doubt anyway….

[@SarahDaisy98]

I just want to say I’ve been there and I hope you eventually get some peace of mind. I can’t advise you one way or the other, because only you know what’s best for yourself in the situation. But I hope at some point, somehow you find some rest.

[@Incognito123]

You’re so strong, you can get out of it. Praying you’re doing well

[@zacharyaaron4105]

Thank you guys for the support and kind comments! Things have been going well and my partner has really made a change for the better. We decided to take some time apart and I’m extremely relieved he has been communicating better with me and we’re working on it together. It really warmed my heart reading these comments!

[@caleboop1814]

The way I ABSOLUTELY believed Brittany talking about how Cher started Chernobyl and I didn’t bat an eye until she giggled 😭

[@devilstoothmushroom]

girl what

[@caleboop1814]

@@devilstoothmushroom don’t blame me, i started this episode while studying for my chem exam 😭 girl i did not have the mental capacity to comprehend both biochem and brittany’s stream of thought

[@mobojen]

really showing ur age with this comment girlie

[@rebeccaboyd5190]

Did no one ever tell you about chernobyl 😭

[@jehicah]

As a person who recently got out of a 4 year long relationship, this (27:48) really resonated with me. I feel like I tried so hard, and I kept telling myself that if just “factor x” changed, everything would be fine. There would be little positive changes, but it never felt like it met my needs.

[@smthsm]

Hands off the wheel, eyes closed, and actively veering into oncoming traffic as our president sharply transitions from speaking about Cody Ko to Chernobyl ❤ EDIT: How is this beautiful woman gonna make me cry talking about self-worth then IMMEDIATELY make me scream at Ghost fanfiction I LOVE HER SO MUCH

[@olderoscendant]

Whoa, not only has the Broski Nation Lore gotten a MASSIVE update, but that was really empowering to hear. I'm glad you felt able to share that with your audience. You're sincerely one of the dopest personalities around period.

[@M0NIK.A]

When Brittany says “for a second” you know its gonna be a whole lecture for an hour

[@winterstar_27]

i was very close to giving in to a guy who doesn’t really treat me like i deserve just because i like when he gives me attention, and hearing brittany talk about her experience and the way male attention had a hold on her at the same age that i am now made me realise that i shouldn’t compromise just because he does the bare minimum and i like the way it feels when he compliments me. thank you brittany, you genuinely helped me not get into something that probably would’ve hurt me ❤️

[@minne3314]

HANDS OF WHEEL EYES CLOSED. OUR LORD IS HERE

[@akachloe2508]

i just went through a big 3+ year break up as a 20 year old and every single thing brittany said sounded exactly like every relationship i’ve ever been in. it’s so sickening coming into clarity and realizing this is a massive common experience and that it’s so easy to get manipulated into such a toxic relationship. I’ve been told so many times by men and sometimes even women that I am “mothering” and no one asked me to, but I’m sorry I can’t sustain a relationship OR friendship when someone needs THAT much assistance that it feels like i’m mothering. it’s fucking exhausting

[@user-np8yf8fj2w]

hope ur okay! ❤

[@victoriabenvenuto6330]

If you design a mumu with pockets that can fit anything/everything in it, I’m so ready to see how you do this

[@jordanlewis00]

Watching this now after what Cody did coming out is wild. I know it must be devastating for one of yours favs to end up being a pos :,) Edit: also being an RT the Chernobyl part is so fascinating I’ve always loved learning about that

[@jjschultz337]

watching this podcast is a spiritual experience, like SHE GETS ME GUYS U DONT UNDERSTAND

[@brittanym188]

The amount of vulnerability in this episode is so appreciated. Love you Britt and thanks Stanley for all you do too. See ya next week !

[@decembervyne6541]

The relationship part really hit me so hard. I just got out of a relationship with a dude who was so emotionally distant and egotistical and I have honestly never felt better. I didn’t realize just how lonely and depressed I had become with him until we broke up and I suddenly felt so free again. Being alone is hard, but being treated like that is so much worse.

[@user-ms8jw6pn8b]

hearing brittany describe this fanfic was the single most entertaining thing ive ever consumed

[@camalot6148]

Chernobyl actually does have a very few citizens. They are there illegally technically, but they fought the government so hard about moving back to their homes that eventually the government just said fine. The KZbin channel Yes Theory has a video where they go out to Chernobyl and meet one of the older women who lives there.

[@annoyingbookgirl]

Omg I was thinking about yes theory and wanted to watch it but I couldn’t remember what the channel was called

[@ZephyrHeartz]

Sam and Colby did it too! It's so fascinating!

[@smooth_________]

The date was November 11, 1918, the war was finally over and the night was dark. Brittany sat at her reading nook staring out the window at the navy night sky. Already in her nightie, she was fighting sleep in hopes of finally being reunited with her lover. Maybe tonight would be the night she hoped, although hope hadn’t been very fair to her these past few years. Suddenly she heard the front door open, she didn’t know whether she should be excited or afraid. Was it an intruder, or was it the love of her sorry life? She walked out of her bedroom down the hall to see none other than her one and only, Ghost. Her hands went to her mouth, in an attempt to cover a cry that escaped her lips. She ran into the arms of the man she calls home, feeling his large build encapsulate her. She ran her hands up his toned arms. They were so hairy. “Hiya doll” Ghost finally spoke and Brittany simply melted at the sound of it. This night was going to be heavenly. …….. An hour later they lay in bed in each other’s arms. Brittany caressed the hard plastic that masked Ghost’s face. Hard and cold, like how she remembered. “Ghost” she said, “When will you let me see your face? We have been married for 5 years now, don’t you think it’s about time?” Ghost hesitated then chuckled a little to himself. He replied, “You know this war has taught me that life is so short, and I don’t want to be anything other than exactly who I am, I think I’m ready to show you the real me”. He slowly lifted his skeleton mask to reveal his face. Brittany gasped in horror as she stared at none other than her own face staring back at her. Just a big burley man with Brittany Broski’s face. She ran to throw up in the nearest trash bin. Her life was a lie. “How?” She thought. “How did this even happen.. genetically?”……the night was dark The end.

[@VivianBB27]

😂😂😂

[@pinkcatgxrl]

PART 2 ?

[@mariesconeyisland]

THE LOVE OF HER SORRY LIFE

[@bigfinsquidmusic]

doing the LORD'S work here

[@kaxidoscope]

LMAOOOO I hope Brittany sees this

[@valeriemituzas7162]

oh how I wish I could find more people in life like Brittany 🙏🏻 she's so real, she makes me cry every episode, she makes me feel seen and heard and not alone, love love love you Brittany. Please keep being yourself, it's so healing to us all

[@Janelolll]

I get you on that 100% 😭

[@MaddieGodby]

Brittany is the most relatable person for me. Like it’s scary how alike we are and I know we don’t know each other but what she’s been through and how her mind works is just awesome. Makes me feel less alone in the world.

[@Kagome8967]

I am so pleased with how WELL you have articulated the absolute PAIN & SUFFERING it is being a woman in a relationship. Where to draw the line was always an obstacle for me in the past which lead me to very abusive relationships. Thank you for seeing us all Queen. Much love to you and yours ❤xoxo

[@aspannas]

labour by paris paloma is the anthem for this experience of millions of women

[@ambition112]

0:26: ! Brittany Broski talks about her experience with washing machines in old houses. 5:16: 💡 The video discusses the concept of rewriting history and its impact on censorship. 9:45: 🎥 The video discusses how often people think about the Roman Empire and the Titanic. 15:01: 🐖 The speaker discovered someone posting inappropriate content on Twitter and called for immediate action. 20:07: 👻 A ghost interrupts a woman getting ready and they flirt while discussing her mission. 25:23: 💔 The speaker discusses the disappointment of trying to fix a damaged person in a relationship. 30:06: 😔 The speaker reflects on a past relationship where they lost themselves and did not even like their partner. 39:42: 😔 A fanfiction story about a troubled relationship between a fictional ghost and an alcoholic. 44:12: 😢 The narrator's date stands them up and they feel upset, but then they receive a call about a girl named Price who was in a car accident and died. 49:34: 😂 The speaker goes on a hilarious rant about not wanting to see someone's face reveal. Recap by Tammy AI

[@conwaytwittyer2667]

It came out 35 minutes ago, wtf how!

[@mabelloufox4000]

You, Sir are a Godsend!

[@theendoftheworld9921]

​@BasuraVidz yea you right lets all take turns wacking AI with comically large hammers

[@tomas1822]

@@conwaytwittyer2667they fed it through ai

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@mabelloufox4000He just used an AI ☹️

[@user-hb4gn8vt2d]

i know you probably won't see this brittany, but what you said about loving yourself and your body has made me so emotional as a 24 year old plus-sized woman. it's so nice to see a woman close to my age have such a positive outlook on herself. it's really inspiring, so thank you for this episode.

[@emilycookies6140]

🥺 you are so beautiful because you are YOU

[@user-hb4gn8vt2d]

aw thank you babes, so are you!!!@@emilycookies6140

[@courtneytesh9234]

"Men like that resent women that care for them" not me making heartfelt sounds of intense agreement like I'm in church!!!

[@megs02]

the part where she goes “i look like my parents and i love that” hit me DEEP bro she is the sweetest person alive 36:10

[@kayyeti3422]

Brittany is so real for this. A man didn’t pick you. You picked him. You should always be with a man that’s more into you than you are into him because he will put in the work that needs to be done to be with you.

[@thepeachyemily]

genuinely wish i would’ve heard this when i was 17/18. i wasted almost four years of my life on someone who was literally sucking the life from me. like she said, i literally lost my entire personhood. i didn’t know who i was when i left him. but now i’m 23, and i love the relationship i’m in. i’m fostering my friendships and being my own person while being loved. not allowing the love to suck me dry of my individuality.

[@lesliemoon6093]

35:43 I wish I had this podcast when I was 19/20 and even younger. The things I allowed myself to endure and then blame myself for any short comings is horrible and it really has affected me tremendously in my life. I’m happy that I’m able to recognise these things now, I just wish I could save my younger self from that pain.

[@diandragrenier3674]

Dude, you speak about my life every episode. Hearing you say things like “I love my body, it keeps me alive” makes me want to cry because I CANT WAIT till I can just appreciate myself in any state it’s in. I deserve that.

[@RedLoves]

First time watching a fully BroskiReport here. Not gonna lie the way Brittany whiplashed me from the most raw, heartbreaking, beautiful monologue of “mothering” that girlfriends/it’s inner turmoil to a Ghost x Reader fanfic is so dizzying. Legitimately the fastest I have never to teary eye to full on laughing. Like the head/blood rush is REAL. 😂

[@avilla7]

i’m 23 and have never dated or even had a situationship and its mostly due to the way i would see my friends lose themselves and all self respect just to stay with a man that didnt even like them. i became so jaded and really can’t imagine a man being a good person LOL

[@Bexab53]

I’m now 26, and I’m right there with you. So much about a relationship is not appealing to me. My friends donate ALL their time to their boyfriends and because I don’t trust men. I waiting for the other shoe to drop. I’m ready to pick up the pieces and put them together.

[@MERCUTION]

I feel like you would love Natasha Romanoff Angst because that ghost fanfic describes so many I have read 😭

[@MERCUTION]

Idk if you like not male fanfics but there’s this fanfic on Ao3 called evil by marikeke and dreams or smth about super girl and Lena Luther and I CRIED 😭

[@zepar_]

the "i need to go to prison" in the middle of explaining the fanfic was so funny

[@jessicasullivan4255]

Oh womanhood! Brittany is the perfect embodiment of what goes on inside of a woman’s head every day-micro-interests and fantastical sex! She is seriously so eloquent and enjoyable-it takes serious intellect to be so funny. She is my Roman Empire because of the enjoyment and stripped-down nature of her content. Dare I say, shameless!

[@maddisonw_]

Love this comment!!

[@cecilyerker]

She’s a little bit ashamed but that doesn’t stop her lol

[@juliakasperska1627]

The show was so masterfully done and it needs to be talked about, I am from Poland and my parents still remember that day and drinking iodine as children. Always a great listen

[@ewww188]

omg the iodine yes! i forgot abt that😭

[@jigglypuffmoves5789]

When I was 5, I was obsessed with the Titanic movie. It came in two cassettes. All the good stuff went down on the second one (carriage, sinking, deaths...), which I played on repeat EVERYDAY. I would play pretend as Rose and all. It was my life. I was also obsessed with My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion and would sing it karaoke at every family gathering lol. One day I couldn't find the second cassette. I looked everywhere and my mom told me I just lost it. Only now as a full adult do I realize that my mom was probably worried for my healthy development and took it away by purpose. Sad, really.

[@kiwikiwi8]

Hearing Brittany’s experience with her first bf hit real hard. I thought I was safe from this kinda thing bc I’m a lesbian but I was sorely mistaken. Seems obvious but I genuinely thought I wouldn’t meet a girl that would be like that. I experienced so many things Brittany was talking about with my ex and hearing someone else relay it really puts into perspective how naïve I was. Trusting her was my biggest mistake. It was a painful time for me but I learnt so much. So, for all my queers, please know that it can happen to us too

[@saltybird]

The weaponized incompetence part really hit hard. I had to share that with all my female friends and my mother.

[@ngt195]

I love that we're both loyal, captive subjects AND the "team" I feel so important when she calls us the team 😂

[@slayrae872]

This episode came at the best / worst time. I'm about to leave a relationship of 8 years. He's almost 30 and literally is unable to love me. Doesn't go places with me. Doesn't buy me gifts. Doesn't spend time with me if it's not with a TV or computer on. I was devastated for so long and begged for the love I deserve. But I'm over it now. Just graduated and am beginning my journey into my dream career. I am READY!!!!!

[@pennelopegomez5848]

you got this !!!!! you're so strong and you deserve someone so much better :)) 😊🥰🥰🥰

[@akachloe2508]

i’m in the same boat with you girly, stay strong, the shittiness passes and you feel like a new person after i promise 🥹 it feels so amazing to have like 200lbs of dead weight gone

[@doopeedabooyee]

god fucking same i SOBBED listening to that whole rant. coming out of a 3 year relationship but stayed in that post-relationship relationship for a year and that was so fucking rough to see. ive finally realized how much he doesn’t care about my care for him and love for him, im fuckin over it and blocked his ass. i wish you the best girlie :>

[@wisconsieee]

Go for it queen!! You have so many amazing experiences and loves ahead of you. ❤

[@zoemonk6797]

proud of u. personally i'm in a super tough situation that's similar. we broke up but i moved back in and i just can't understand why he doesn't want to be a better man for me. like why do they detest growing and listening to women they claim to love so much? he is my best friend and it feels like shit to just refuse to hear me out on why i am increasingly critical of men, ALL men. Brittany has actually changed my life by making a space to talk about these patriarchal problems and feel so much safer.

[@karinacollier4686]

Brittany thank you for your podcast. I’m a teacher and had a rough day and laughed so hard on my drive home. You have such a gift of talking to people and making people laugh.