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[@KajtekBeary]

The "0 mistakes, 0 blunders, 0 missed wins" made me laugh hard xD

[@Crystal_Bull]

Exactly what? Like how was the Queen g8 not a blunder? There was no getting that material back in that position without a blunder back?

[@kwayke9]

Inb4 3 brilliant moves

[@stineberg8795]

Yeh, I think we need a take 2 of this mission seeing as there weren’t actually any blunders.

[@berkleyhuffman48]

@@Crystal_Bull *blunders queen* "book move"

[@mayurisonar9370]

what is outro?

[@HartyBiker]

I love how you say blundering every peice seems disrespectful to the 100 rated players and then the 100 rated player goes and blunders pretty much all of his peices.

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

Actually these games themselves are very disrespectful to the 100 rated players in the first place. That is the whole point, that he badly handicaps himself since they're no match for him otherwise.

[@Rum-Runner]

Yes, it’s acculturation. Very disrespectful. Bigoted even.

[@wombat4191]

Yeah the opponent was way better at this challenge than simp.

[@skinnymemegod856]

@@medexamtoolsdotcom can i hold your spider?

[@bagofcoolness]

i was 100 and played like a 250, i guess all the others were too good

[@dennisysj8868]

If ever again, when a similar ending occurs you can say "Task failed successfully"

[@swaryplays6445]

prob mission failed successfully but yeah nice one

[@rianphillips389]

it is more of a task succeeded unsuccesfully

[@tomikun8057]

@@swaryplays6445 tbh you make more sense

[@SpectroliteDS2400]

Fission Mailed

[@talkingme]

More like "mission not accomplished" or "mission unsuccessful"

[@TedCruzisthezodiac]

It's the exact kind of end you would expect from two 100 rated players.

[@hassanalihusseini1717]

I thought may be was on the same challenge....

[@Catalysten]

@@hassanalihusseini1717 in that case, he was more efficient at blundering his pieces than Simp!

[@arturoz6547]

@@hassanalihusseini1717 isnt a girl? :0

[@madison8322]

Nope, he got 0 mistakes 0 blunders 0 missed wins LOL

[@SittingOnEdgeman]

"that blunders a lot of things" is my favorite phrase now

[@Opeoluwa_Jolaawo]

"Eating another woman always sounds very tempting" - Chess simp

[@jazzbay3469]

Ayo- Sus 🤨📸

[@PrincessFelicie]

Lesbian wisdom, tbh

[@albertlau867]

In Chinese chess, we say "eat" a piece in chinese, so i guess he/she is asian.

[@Haze01Smash]

@@albertlau867 yep, Vietnamese.

[@kingyodah5415]

- that player was very strong, how did you manage to win? - i ate his woman - .. you wat

[@sweetyespop1235]

As a 200 rated player, I only blunder HALF of my pieces every game 😌

[@craigisapunk]

To blunder only a quarter of your pieces do you need to double again to 400 rated or just 300? I guess what I'm asking is is the relationship between rating and blundering linear or exponential?

[@vnXun]

@@craigisapunk I think you will blunder one third of your pieces as a 300 rated and one fourth as a 400 rated

[@groundedgaming]

Wow, those 3000 ELOs are crazy!

[@HartyBiker]

@@groundedgaming yeah those guys blunder their opponent's pieces instead.

[@mike_dft1267]

(and pawns)

[@erikmesi27]

It seems that your opponent was taking the same challenge that you

[@softwarelivre2389]

Accurate

[@brandonlondono5632]

This is pretty easy, I do it multiple times every game

[@triainas3546]

This was a guy??

[@Haze01Smash]

2:07 to 2:20 seems like white wanted his bishop to permanently prevent queen-side castling instead of just temporarily.

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

Yeah a 2800 gameplay by a 100 rated player

[@noobiamyes4853]

Also in this game sacrificing a bishop to prevent queen side is dum

[@ChaoticNeutralMatt]

I didn't even know this was a thing. Along with magical sniping of pawns with pawns behind them. Weirdness.

[@videoms1271]

@@ChaoticNeutralMatt en passant (funny french move) is a thing because old chess had pawns only move 1 square, but to make the game faster they made the opening 2

[@flipflopsforlife3105]

He’s so legit he even possibly blundered the title

[@whatisreality9808]

The quick "wtf what's that" made me laugh out loud lmao

[@marcusmeira5594]

"That blunders a lot of things over here" had me dying

[@stelondee493]

"that blunders a lot of things over here" madr my day

[@lauziyi5728]

When someone pointed out that there are no Blunders is truly a “Task failed Successfully” moment

[@JustAGamerFan]

Could use a "That blunders the mission" for days like these, lol

[@GTwinn]

Chess, but you must win with scholar’s mate and if it doesnt succeed you must resign and find someone new, and the video doesn’t end until you win with scholar’s mate

[@shanmukhag2349]

Do this

[@AlexMoreno-zj7po]

Thirded

[@jjrulez1596]

i would say that or fools mate just incase he gets black

[@softwarelivre2389]

@@jjrulez1596 fools mate is just too hard because you need the opponent to play 2 specific pawn pushes, but on scholar's mate you can do it on many opponent moves

[@YTazu0]

I’ve done this if your 800 or lower this is a “easy” challenge

[@cookiebombcasualemail5284]

1:11 "I mean eating another woman always sounds very tempting"

[@akoskormendi9711]

2:18 I love the reaction lol

[@glennhamilton-smith3799]

"I solemnly swear that this guy is not a paid actor" damn near killed me. Never before has Simp had to make that declaration. Absolutely phenomenal, my sides are in orbit

[@doodlesyoru2108]

he did once

[@bryantndongmo4780]

so funny reading this in hindsight given it's basically a catchphrase now

[@kurtreznor]

Well, you managed to blunder the challenge without losing it. Good job.

[@Zenith-zb8op]

For one where the challenge is neither failed nor successful, maybe “O…K… then…” before the outro starts

[@DodgeThatAttack]

"this challenge is disrespectful to 100 rated players" 100 rated player: _so anyway, i started blundering_

[@legendgames128]

"That blunders a lot of things" *wheeeeze*

[@bluelinkteejet1529]

I love how these videos are always posted early in the morning and their pretty funny

[@gioviii8634]

Chess, but you have to blunder the same piece at least twice

[@karllesignton7649]

2:25 wow!! What the fuck was that omg I am dying right now 🤣🤣🤣

[@theblockydragon9708]

Chess but ever 30 seconds on the timer you have to blunder your best piece that can blunder.

[@michaelwinter742]

Chess, but you’re playing the move you’d play if you were the other guy - but using your pieces instead of theirs.

[@boredishfish2717]

You're a genius

[@mouthlesshater]

*capture*

[@TheMattrking]

I remember my last “B-hole Blunder” vividly.

[@MapsaiLiv]

2:19 Oh God, couldn't breathe for several minutes 🤣

[@jordannorman4131]

1:10 LOL ok after watching like 10 of these I'm now hooked after what you said there...

[@hexretro8112]

failing a mission and the video not ending is a fission mailed.

[@SovietLegacy]

Not only did you blunder your pieces, you blundered the mission.

[@Person01234]

"blunder every piece. Sounds like a total disrespect to the 100 player" 100 player: proceeds to blunder every piece one by one and complete the challenge.

[@amazingalexander4259]

"mission failed, we'll get 'em next time"

[@ryang5441]

“That blunders a lot of pieces over here”

[@Maniac-007]

mission failed, we'll get em next time

[@noticeme6412]

the 0 blunders 0 mistakes 0 missed wins in the results made me wheeze

[@AlGhostZX]

it seems your opponent was also doing the challenge

[@redeye4516]

I have an idea. Kinda took inspiration from another guy and simplified it a little. You have to play chess against one of the 100 rated AI. Mark down all moves you make in order. Play these moves in the exact order as before against a player. You will really look like a 100 rated with this one.

[@crowreligion]

Fun fact : there is no 100 rated bots lol (minimum 250 for bots) Also, the chances of completing this challenge is almost impossible because of so many illegal moves, moving a piece that have been captured, noving something else when in check, etc

[@sinceretuitt1865]

Oh, looks like your opponent is doing the same challenge

[@nomirrors3552]

When the Chess Simp faces someone who is trying to accomplish the exact same challenge he is doing....

[@YourFunkiness]

Chess but if you do too well your opponent quits in frustration.

[@saoirigi6478]

"That blunders a lot of things over here" Rofl

[@cormachughes3171]

This is my favourite challenge so far

[@gxspike9952]

He just blundered his video

[@caioroberto4110]

He was doing the challeng too

[@Benny_Blue]

This feels like it’d be the perfect challenge for the “Westing Game” strategy - sacrifice your Queen to get your opponent to open their defenses, but instead, open your defenses and sacrifice your Queen to get the opponent’s Queen to threaten as many pieces as possible.

[@inn_ens]

Mission failed successfully.

[@adambyte256]

"That blunders a lot of things over here." lmao 🤣

[@jakubstraka6309]

You need to repeat this challenge until it will be successful

[@n1t_]

This video was the truly feeling you empty.....

[@asimpleguy5299]

You know they are good when the start considering if opponent will rage quit or not.

[@edkopik]

he was also doing the blunder every piece challenge

[@mikebaker2436]

Plot twist: They are both doing the same challenge.

[@smippycis6285]

no mission accomplish etc, You even blundered the challenge huh.

[@ancient7716]

Your opponent basically accomplished the challenge

[@alittlehomosexual]

chess, but the next file you move a piece onto is determined by a randomizer

[@AlexanderCheong]

It's an awkward ending lol I was hoping that you might play another game with longer time. But anyway, this was fun too haha

[@dragonofspades2837]

ngl, the red "???" reaction on the suggestion at the start of this video has me losing it lmaooo, not even the discord chat was prepared

[@lodewijkentrop2337]

If you not succeed your mission before the game is over, you have to start another game.

[@Guessyyyy6270]

“Behole”

[@gigabytemon]

Man's out here blundering his video, this is so meta

[@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555]

0,0,0 really got me 💀

[@kwayke9]

No blunders, mistakes or missed wins. Stockfish, what are you on, brilliant juice?

[@neon_o7]

Chess but berserker mode: you can't checkmate until the opponent has only the king left

[@jeanhuntervega3579]

This is just an ordinary game for me

[@coolskeletondude5902]

"What the mission accomplished-"

[@filodipicori]

"100 Rated Chess, but your opponent is playing the challenge too"

[@andrei3873]

Opponent be doing the same challenge

[@icecream5125]

Piece so bishop is grouped together

[@nametry3]

Bro was doing the same challenge

[@Brandon-bl8ko]

i loved how he kept referring to the opponent as guy lol

[@Gamesaucer]

Chess but the colour of the destination square for your moves must keep alternating.

[@syeblaize]

My favorite version of chess is the chess where you're trying to play just badly enough that you keep the game running as long as possible while still winning.

[@indriyantoYin]

Mission fail we will get em next time

[@expepem189xl3]

You blundered the video

[@danielvanciel6271]

Plot twist: the other guy was doing the same challenge

[@incoralium9211]

Ho yeah, the "hundred requiem experience".

[@heloxiii8894]

he was following your rule 😀

[@rishabhmittal1240]

Should've done another game in this scenario.

[@raifegeozay687]

if you capture a piece(not pawn) right after your opponent blunders(according to stockfish) , the video blunders(according to stockfish)

[@Telor21]

You stalemated the video

[@spencer4679]

He has made me watch that anime scene at the end so many times, does anyone else notice how on her first jump sideways there's like nothing pushing her. It looks like she just bounces up and the then gets pushed sideways by a gust of wind

[@Doscoorn]

the game wont let you blunder your king though

[@Hurateo]

Mission failed

[@okubi0]

I will ensign the ending as the Blinovitch effect

[@imgonnagetusallkilled7331]

1:10 that would have been the perfect place to put a Dwain the rock sus face right there

[@xavimll7873]

Chess: but you can only kill right after or right before he kills a piece of yours

[@darkira2129]

wait, in Xomu video (the music) there's a person saying that the music is perfect for 100 rated chess, so this is truly the 100% 100 rated chess experience.

[@ironnatepup]

"0 mistakes, 0 blunders, 0 missed wins" hmMM

[@binarycat1237]

behole

[@solanceDarkMOW]

What kind of situation is this? You won, but you also lost... I'd call that a Failmate

[@taymus13]

Guess ypu could say the video itself was blundered

[@kristofferv]

Chess, but you have to blunder 3 queens

[@geekygamer3954]

again but more time control

[@jiivai500]

This was the perfect moment for “Mission WHAT THE F-“

[@dbass4973]

that is some pretty elaborate chess shitposting, almost as good as the london system videos

[@AutumnReel4444]

A silence situation. Sad