Longer Than Your Last Relationship

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[@lukecox6317]

It looks like they thought they had figured out what you were doing, but somewhat miscalculated.

[@zoefschildpad]

Simp: "what is happening?" Morpheus: "He's beginning to believe"

[@San-lh8us]

well of course, if they needed a calculator it's because they are not good with calculating thingsb by themselves

[@duckymomo7935]

He could’ve picked up a free pawn and queen if queen just captured said pawn

[@jade_mcleod]

miscal-coo-lah-tore

[@FraterSbeve]

Opponent: "Stop that!" Simp: "Stop that!" Opponent: "That's really annoying." Simp: "That's really annoying." Opponent: "Oh, I see how this is." Simp: "Oh, I see how this is." Opponent: "I'm bad at chess!" Simp: "That you certainly are. Mission accomplished."

[@yuvalne]

lmao 😂

[@tim0boy891]

This made me laugh. 100th like

[@yuujin8194]

I love how part of the video was literally Simp's opponent realizing Simp was mirroring them and trying to do something with it. Then when they checked Simp's king, they were probably thinking something like "Hah, you can't mirror that!" while Simp was thinking "Finally, I can't mirror that!"

[@idonnow2]

The opponent could've absolutely demolished you if they had actually thought through the implications of the challenge

[@shoulderescape]

They didn't know that there was a challenge

[@thedoczekpl]

@@shoulderescape They clearly noticed it. See 2:58

[@TheRationalPi]

They noticed that simp was mirroring them, but they didn't understand what happens when he couldn't mirror.

[@studgerbil9081]

you have a lot of faith in a 100-rated player.

[@sophiewang1025]

No because the opponent is 100 lol. When I was 100 I couldn't even remember that pawns capture diagonally.

[@IslanKleinknecht]

The opponent figured out you were copying, but still blundered their queen XD

[@david92759]

It's more like he didn't know that Simp can't copy the check and that he would get a freemove, otherwise the Queen was still safe.

[@inseptus712]

And the opponent clearly doesn't know how stalemates work.

[@julianbrelsford]

@@david92759 from a complete beginner's point of view, putting someone in check seems like a copy-able move. It's reasonable for beginners to mistakenly think that remaining in check IS a legal move

[@mingyue_chen]

I wonder what the opponent was expecting Simp to do when he couldn't copy a check. Like, resign?

[@RGC_animation]

The opponent thought he was so smart making these random moves and thinking Shrimp will copy each of them, until Shrimp decided to stop fooling around and beat his ass. 😂

[@alecity4877]

Shrimp

[@torrent9666]

Atomic Shrimp?

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

​@@torrent9666 Same thought! KZbin really is a small place.

[@jinxxdd]

@@benjaminoechsli1941no?

[@arifezwan8893]

It's that single queen check that destroyed him

[@saevin7th]

5:10 i'd argue you could do Rc1 there even if they didn't come from the same square to mirror the move, but I guess it depends whether you consider the entire move or just the end square

[@jaideepshekhar4621]

Simp is a coward.

[@Iron_uksus]

​@@jaideepshekhar4621YES

[@mrbunny6203]

5:25 Nd7 same thing

[@LOSNA17LL]

I came to argue the same... Simp is definitely a coward

[@rezabela24434]

that is why he talks something to hide that at 4:55 because he know xD

[@user-cz5zb3ws3y]

5:33 It's actually quite impressive that you remembered to mimic that king's move😂

[@user-im7iv5hw2f]

3:56 simp does not subscribe to his own channel, absolutely wild

[@NeverSnows]

He tested what you where doing and somehow managed to fumble it. impressive.

[@ms-star]

5:29 "I forgot about the king." king: 😢

[@MrCheeze]

I would 100% have forgotten to mirror in that position

[@whosilence]

I would have ended my own video. I too forgot about the king

[@LeviATallaksen]

I immediately thought of two situations that should be clarified before the game started, and they both actually turned up: - Does it matter if something is captured? (which would mean Bxd5 isn't forcing Bd4) - Does it matter where it moves FROM? (which would mean Rb8-c8 isn't forcing Rf1-c1) Apparently, Simp thinks the answers are "no" and "yes", but it was never really addressed.

[@rohan1864]

His interpretation is the more intuitive one to me, just move the same type of piece from a symmetrical starting square to a symmetrical target square. Instead of identifying moves with their notation.

[@remus-alexandrusimion3439]

i think you need to re-read the challenge captures (if possible to mirror) are forced. "where it moves from" only matters if moved from mirrorable position. Nothing ambiguous about that.

[@rohan1864]

@@remus-alexandrusimion3439 the guy didn't mean whether a capture is forced if possible to mirror. he meant whether a move that is a capture forces a symmetrical move when that symmetrical move is possible but is not a capture. he even gave an example.

[@locoludwin3228]

The challenge still stated when possible. If it's not possible due to any circumstances, it becomes a free move, is not that hard y'all

[@ecMathGeek]

I don't think some people are properly reading the OP's question. There are multiple ways one might interpret the word "mirror" in the challenge description. Those insisting there is only one way to interpret it are immediately proven wrong by the fact that, in this thread of replies alone, there have been multiple interpretations. The OP was right to wonder how Simp would interpret the rule. I had the same questions he did.

[@Santisima_Trinidad]

It looked kinda like the opponent was trying to bait you into moving your king into check from a pawn, which was cute, but wouldn't work.

[@adashofbitter]

Wonderful game. I laughed so hard when he was making moves just to check that you really were copying his every move. “What is going on?”

[@noah1406]

I think this guy definitely figured out the challenge lol

[@wombat4191]

Yeah they were testing it with the queen when they probably started suspecting something. At least partly figured out.

[@jaideepshekhar4621]

He figured out the copy part. He didn't figure out it's condition.

[@MrTohawk]

but it's still a 100 rated player so even with that advantage it didn't matter

[@Draedaja]

ah, yes. The call-coo-la-tour.

[@jasonlongfur4695]

Was looking for this comment😂

[@FirstLast-oe2jm]

Gotta wait for coffee to steep, and 5-10 minutes is a pretty good time for that. Checkmate.

[@xaviersavard6343]

Chess, but its even. Pieces must always be equally shared between the king and queenside at the end of your turn

[@Someone-tn8ur]

Sounds similar to one of the drawback chess challenges and it would be almost impossible to accomplish, especially when you consider the effects of capturing.

[@xaviersavard6343]

​@@Someone-tn8uri think early game would be possible since i do not include pawns, and trades from the opponent across sides would be eatable. Hard, but maybe doable for a player like simp

[@annihilator6424]

It would be completable if it wasn't at the end of every turn

[@WingedEspeon]

You lose as soon as you lose a single piece, because you can't even split an odd number.

[@RupertAndCheese]

That dude ABSOLUTELY figured it out.

[@seronimo__7735]

And still lost

[@johannes.kielmann]

5:06 Depending on the definition of copying (mirror the move or mirror the result of the move) you could argue that he could have put his own rook to the mirror position.

[@yuvalne]

what a great challenge. limiting, but still with room for creativity.

[@shk439]

Mathematica is a software which is basically an advanced calculator, so it's fine

[@electricfall]

Mathematica (математика) is what we call Maths in Russian

[@11clocky]

Every video seems to be filled with comments from people misunderstanding the challenge.

[@Penguin4096-si9fz]

or simp messing up his rule, but he didn't this video

[@Ganonmustdie2]

A very fun challenge because for once it's up to your opponent not to make the one critical mistake that destroys their game

[@theabarguy]

"What's next?" * backwards bishop move to take a protected pawn * "That's next!" Was when I lost it.

[@SharurFoF]

That opponent was clearly doing science

[@ecMathGeek]

Rare example of an actually good challenge. It didn't force impossible play, or result in an automatic loss for some technical rule violation.

[@cole7463]

It can be longer than my previous relationship. That is, it cannot be longer than

[@Mixa_Lv]

This was way funnier than I thought

[@Olothur]

'What is happening?' - exactly your opponent's thoughts!

[@Nicofisi]

"We get a one hundred rated American. My ancestors would have woken up from their graves just to throw their slippers at me if I had one of those in my room" nice one XD

[@za5528]

Waterfall going up is tripping me out

[@Tathanic]

they where working it out i think but by the time they did it was too late

[@antonliakhovitch8306]

No, they definitely worked it out and THEN blundered their queen

[@get_dqstrqyed1786]

You can tell the point where the opponent figures it out but cannot figure out how to capitalize on it

[@user-cz5zb3ws3y]

I never thought this challenge can be such entertaining😂

[@kenthemaster]

that waterfall flowing upwards is really trippy

[@258thHiGuy]

"You must copy your opponent's move whenever possible" plays white

[@Yuri-zs8kd]

This was definitely an interesting game

[@AndrewBrownK]

6:58 fun fact, you made me spit out my coffee 🤣

[@LolKiller_UA]

03:00 laughed so hard at those next moves

[@basocheir]

this is a fun challenge

[@DitzyNizzy2009]

Comment: Simp doing square root calculations is my favorite [sic] way to start my morning. Simp: Next time, try a coffee. And never has a truer word been spoken.

[@flutiyama]

I have watched Aman Hambleton's entire copycat speedrun, and NONE of his games had gotten even CLOSE to the level of chaos I have just witnessed. Good job!!!

[@DukeBG]

There was no condition in which this video could end early.

[@haniyasu8236]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long while

[@Luch411]

SPOILER BARRIER

[@rsnnramlall9642]

I'm pretty sure partway through the challenge your opponent realized you were copying him and with the Queen move he decided to test it truly, but he didn't realize the second half of the challenge meaning if u can't copy it's a free move. He could have easily given u a repititional draw with his king though, but he's not a coward, unlike the dude who was playing the white pieces

[@Obi-WanKannabis]

5:09 Rook c1? Depends on the definition of mirroring I suppose.

[@Sior-person]

Calculahdor

[@Theresia66]

This was such a beautifull dance of pieces

[@eribroc424]

Wait, if your cat copies my cat, we have to cute cats so of course I subscribe

[@ErvyStyle]

When you order Kakashi Hatake on Wish =

[@gamey83]

I love that you could actually see the moment the opponent realized what Chess Simp was doing. The little cogs in his head sputtered to life with a plan...then immediately blundered the whole thing, lol.

[@cavemanooga]

The one square pawn pushes just to get to the 5th rank are mind boggling. Come to think of it, did Simps opponent ever push 2 squares?

[@dee5559]

Absolutely loved that

[@SmallFOV]

This one had me laughing the whole time lol

[@Devansh-cu5yp]

"Subscribe or my cat copies your cat" - Chess Simp 2024

[@gwentarinokripperinolkjdsf683]

this would actually be an amazing variant

[@gwentarinokripperinolkjdsf683]

might need to allow double moves or something

[@cynicanal111]

But starting my morning with a coffee *and* with Simp calculating square roots is better than starting my morning with just a coffee!

[@BlackPegasusBP]

Wait, your ancenstors would have woken up from their graves to beat you for having a calculator... or an American?

[@ishan28mkip]

chess but you blunder equal or greater piece when opponent blunders

[@noodler7764]

That was a classic

[@Zathor404]

fake asian, drinking coffee when tea exist is a crime

[@thomasfinch6292]

How quickly the wheels fell off. Fun challenge tho

[@TheTrooper1878]

5:25 should have played Nd2 instead of taking the knight

[@tylerrunyan1428]

most balanced chal yet

[@mediocregamer6053]

I wish you had gone for a game where your opponent started

[@JJ_R]

It’s a good thing you didn’t get Black, otherwise this game might’ve taken even longer!

[@heiko207]

this comment section does not know what a MIRROR is...

[@Draedaja]

I read this, thought "surely not THAT many comments don't know what a mirror is"... then I scrolled down T_T

[@10-to-the-games]

Simp doing square root calculations is my favourite way to start my afternoon (I live in the UK)

[@thesouthernist8174]

That was no normal 100. For one, it featured an unprompted castle, but the other thing was they clearly worked out what you were doing… but didn’t have the intelligence to work out how to take advantage 😂 That said - given the lack of any declaration to the contrary during a long video, my suspicions say - definitely a paid actor here and I claim my $5!

[@jeromesantini2810]

great one

[@KjeldSchmidt]

People always say in these comments "they figured you out!" on absolutely nonsensical shit that no one would ever guess. But this time... the opponent figured you out.

[@Toadzx]

That was a fun one.

[@user-th1hu6hg9s]

At 1:16 with this treasure nah I'd win.

[@moonwatcher164]

now do it as the other side

[@yuriys5642]

5:05 I am not sure if that Rook move would count as "can copy" or "cant copy"

[@ZeFabiu]

Ok, you didnt have to say that in the title when i'm still recovering from our break up. That's just plain rude

[@AutumnReel4444]

What on earth, this cannot be a human being

[@cleversand404]

That person's profile picture being a calculator is not signifying that they use a calculator, it's saying that they are a calculator!

[@brainha5747]

5:07 mission failed, you could've copied that move

[@Littledonkey-hk9pj]

5:22 the knight could be mirrored

[@Donald_the_Potholer]

ChatGPT would have copied at 4:36.

[@raidman_mucha]

You are wrong. This can't be longer than my last relationship, because like a normal chess player, I didn't have any relationship before

[@alexandersemenov9588]

it's longer than 0

[@raidman_mucha]

@@alexandersemenov9588 In my opinion you can't measure something which doesn't exist. And of course you can't compare a thing with something nonexistent.

[@IslanKleinknecht]

I think d5 was a mistake.

[@user-tp4jc9rl4o]

3:55 Bold of you to assume that your subscribers had a girlfriend

[@braniik1108]

Jokes on simp I have never been in a relationship

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Mirroring works when you play as White, and are therefore never perfectly mirrored, got it. _proceeds to lose 200 elo_

[@Kaiasky]

You can tell simp isn't actually Asian because he insists on saying "square root of 21" rather than just working in a squared-distance metric

[@Kaiasky]

(this is bait. if simp is normal pedantic he'll take issue with sqrt(21) being an impossible distance on a chessboard. if he's a math major he'll take issue with me calling squared distance a metric, since it doesn't obey the triangle inequality)

[@MazenHamdy76]

What's your elo

[@user-ze8uh5ni8f]

5:10 It was possible to move your rook to the same square on your side, shouldn’t the challenge force that?

[@mynameissongohanandamnotah17]

why tf this match seem like 2000

[@creeperboom9813]

So, longer than nothing?

[@user-nj9ru4ef2w]

you didn't copy the pawn move at the end though

[@googleuser7193]

WTF is happening in this video?! I must have had a seizure or something...

[@goblinslayer310]

a coffee?? are you an addict simp? I never drink coffee except when I most need it to enhance its effectiveness, you should learn from me

[@theblackantonio]

Nc6 wasn't a free move, you were supposed to copy with Nc3, taking your own woman ChatGPT style 😂

[@xCorvus7x]

You could have copied Rc8 with Rc1, although it probably wouldn't have changed anything.

[@BambinaSaldana]

That's how I used to play as black back then :|

[@dvtien9548]

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