Chevy Towed, Girl Beats Know-it-All

[@peternorth4143]

the transition music when the tow truck rolls through kills me every time.

[@EverythingKash]

Trust 😂

[@obsidian00]

Peter North Right!? It’s like the tow truck version of the theme to “JAWS”!

[@aceboogie8986]

I know right thats the shits about to go down music for tow trucks 😂😂😂

[@peternorth4143]

@@aceboogie8986 hell yeah...like awe shitt....somebody bout to their shit towed.

[@tellabell09]

🤣😂🤣

[@diegobrown19]

I met up with some family members I havn't seen in years a few days ago and they asked what I had been up to these days. I told them lately I'd been watching videos on KZbin of people getting their cars towed. What am I doing with my life? EDIT: Glad to see i'm not alone in this! Lol.

[@MaximusPsychosis]

i should be asleep, work in 6 hours, no no, watching this with a grin...

[@bobsmith6748]

diegobrown19 I totally agree. I’m mesmerized. Can’t look away.

[@clubhouseme]

enjoying yourself.. shame on you

[@tina7151]

I started two days ago... I see no end to this addiction

[@chrts11]

The right thing

[@lycheemyusic]

i love how there's an entire youtube channel dedicated to this random ass alleyway in dallas TX

[@sshza11]

Voyeurism at it's dullest and yet so satisfying.

[@pamilawilson8944]

And, apparently, no one in Dallas watches KZbin, cuz they STILL park there, smh.

[@julesg98]

Texas Forever

[@WkdWnch007]

It's great! I got my 89yo Mom into watching! Who'd've thought watching morons getting their wheels towed could be such a kick! The editing is a riot!

[@Missblaak]

Right! I had to find it on the map! I was curious as to why it is so busy! 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

[@La-familia-de-Fazio]

I love the music when the Tow truck arrives! So ominous; you know it's going to be bad for the violators😂😂😂

[@MichelleCaruana]

I know haha

[@terryloweh]

Boss battle!

[@seikibrian8641]

Were they not copyrighted, the 'Jaws' theme or 'Darth Vader's Theme' would be perfect there.

[@ngocly8943]

Simply best

[@La-familia-de-Fazio]

Mr. Shark has some skills for sure!!

[@scottybrandon5952]

You should do the five stages of Post Tow Traumatic Syndrome. 1. denial 2. Anger. 3. bargaining 4. Pissing. 5. Acceptance

[@melissas1603]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kyle-gb9dq]

😅🤣😂

[@michaelbaka4777]

#1- He ain't gettin' any tonight. #2- Why is he laughing and smiling about being towed? And #3- I bet it was HER car!!!

[@jeffwebb5072]

He should man up and pay the towing chrgs.

[@walkaway6353]

@@jeffwebb5072 Are you kidding? Your looking at generation LOSER. He is going home to mommy house with out a care in the world.

[@kennapop3]

An expensive lesson! Did you read the signs STUPID! Oh well I enjoyed your pain I guess.

[@10awkwardpenguins]

Why is it his fault? She parked there

[@sclm55]

@@10awkwardpenguins Because, by her reaction of hitting him. It appears she most likely voiced her concern to the tall guy about the multiple signs up on the wall that clearly warns that this was a towaway zone - NO PARKING. He must have persuaded her not to be worried about it, that it would be fine - no sweat. Well, she saw and found out firsthand that the signs are real and they are serious...they were warned. She chose to believe the empty claims of her 'boyfriend/friend/brother (whoever); rather than the signs. Why else would she lash out at him several times. Unless he is a real lowlife moocher, no doubt she made him pay the towing charge and whatever else to get her car back - like an Uber ride to the pound.

[@harrycallahan3221]

"All of these NO PARKING signs couldn't possibly apply to me."

[@inkydoug]

Oh yeah, 2 ft. tall NO PARKING signs are just a polite suggestion.

[@jagplaha9959]

Hahaha

[@norman5927]

Clearly the signs are too small.

[@brandoncaldwell95]

Vinni vincent They are a business. They own the parking lot and can do as they please. Signs just have to be posted, if they still violate they end up facing what was brought on them. That is why they sat in the car. Besides i dont know many blind people driving or grannies going to clubs as 12am

[@theworldoverheavan560]

Vinni vincent moron

[@isualum13]

I need to sign up for Uber and just hang around this place.

[@delta1inc654]

"Just got towed? Say no more Isualum can Uber you to the towing location."

[@MissAshlee]

isualum not sure you want some of these crazies in your car!

[@sparrow4214]

Yeah, lets give the people who cant read three giant signs that say "No parking" a ride. I'm sure that will work out swell.

[@helenhebert7127]

I drove for Uber for 3 years in San Francisco. I've taken many people to get their cars from the impound lot next to the police station. Minimum charge is $800. Some of the techies just laugh. No biggie to them. Or, mommy and daddy will just pay it.

[@anonymousx2156]

Thought the same!

[@dbophx8787]

Looks like a relationship was towed away with the car :D

[@johnsmith6974]

No I got money she'll still be with this dumbass. I mean even when a sign in bold letters said "NO PARKING" he still managed to tell her it would be ok

[@donkeyslayer4661]

She's probably better off without that doofus anyway.

[@gdumaguing]

I cant stop watching these videos. Is there a hotline or help available? 😂😂😂

[@kiancanda]

why is this me right now. something about people learning their lesson is so satisfying lol

[@anonymousx2156]

Can't stop it either!

[@LilyGazou]

I need to go back to a coffee addiction.

[@DarkKnightLady]

Me right now.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

"Hello, is this the hotline for towing videos addiction?"

[@TheCopCar]

The smile as he read the sign was just ruthless.

[@philtanics1082]

He looked like Pvt Pyle in full metal jacket, same stupid grin.

[@droceretik]

It's a "reaction formation" nervous smile. He's trying to make a joke out of being an absolute tool at ignoring her concerns. The alternative is being humble and sincerely apologetic while admitting their gross error. A lot of people are defensive when it comes to admitting mistakes. Some people even become aggressive and actually try to blame OP.

[@MaryNAdam]

He was also drunk, so probably made him cocky.

[@additios125]

He's actually the founder of a tow truck company

[@barbaracrickley6191]

@@droceretik , she should be apologetic for listening to him.

[@twjohnson1203]

RE: Lifting car from the side Have you ever considered the cars might enjoy it? Don’t you remember how you liked being tossed in the air when you were little?

[@tomasramirez2914]

My nephews like to be tossed up in the air, I usually say "Wryyyyyyyyyyyyy" after that.

[@GoUSA111]

Damn, TowGuy picked the whole car up and parked it better than that driver... snap!

[@wiggy8912]

My World I was confused at first, but then realized that he was actually doing the owners of the car a huge service by not towing the vehicle by the dead wheels, possibly causing damage to the transmission. Pretty darned nice of the guy actually.

[@datboijaym.s.h6697]

Wiggy ‭what about the damage he did to the side skirt then hoe ass towing companys don’t wanna pay for damages

[@wiggy8912]

DatBoiJay M.S.H first off, how do you even know there was any damage? I’ll take a scuffed piece of molding over a busted transmission any day of the week. Regardless, it’s their own fault for parking where they shouldn’t have. The tow driver clearly did not abuse the vehicle. He was more than careful when handling it.

[@DrakionClaw]

@@datboijaym.s.h6697 Even if he did any damage it does not matter, not his fault they parked illegally.

[@ambesa1]

😂😂😂

[@alysmari3956]

"Trust me" will probably be the last words said on Earth.

[@alysmari3956]

2jedismom 😂😅🙄🤔😕☹️😭😱💀!

[@randymorobitto5453]

I always thought it would be "Bloody bastard," but I guess I could be wrong... kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5mtlWmme7qHbNU Oh, well... 😀

[@robjohnson1138]

I thought “whoops...”

[@Doormanswift]

Followed by "I know what I'm doing".

[@MissDee13]

Haha! I like that

[@jbr496]

Never seen one lifted all the way off the ground like that before. Nice! I bet they would freak out if they walked around the corner right as that was happening.

[@G-Star-Raw]

I would need a Doctor...no one can touch my car..but I obey the rules and can read signs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SweetFLGuy1]

I bet the transmission and exhaust pipes was damaged during the complete car lift and I bet the car was never the same with problems after that.

[@wideone23]

@@SweetFLGuy1 I wondered about this too.

[@abelis644]

@Tears Acid I had once parked my little truck in a "10 minute" spot in front of my pharmacy to pick something up, I was not breaking rules but still got towed!!! My big dog was in the back, and not only was I wrongfully towed, but the asshole opened the back to see my dog, a Great Pyrenees, and left the door handle opened ...I wish my girl has attacked him... but she had more brains and decency than he did...

[@ericmack9613]

Pretty simple, don't park where you're not supposed to.

[@ectasy66]

The signs were there before you left your car. It amazes me that they study the sign after the fact.

[@ellisjames7192]

Exactly

[@keilafleischbein59]

Theyre probably reading the number to call

[@Kenko706]

Actually, they're staring in incomprehension. I have come to the conclusion that the vast majority of these... people look at the signs on arrival and assume that they are not really there, bu a hallucination and anyhow surely they "don't apply to me!". The second check is the realization that yes, the signs are real.

[@beckerclan]

It amazes me how many times people don't see or don't take the signs seriously until AFTER their car is towed away.

[@jrfoleyjr]

This is like the asshats that park in handicap spots too. Check out some of the videos about that on youtube.

[@philiprice7875]

reading is easy any 7yo can do it comprehension is hard only 10% can figure it out

[@KaiatheSiberianHusky]

He won't be smiling after paying the tow fee, impound fee, and uber fee.

[@Folker46590]

You think an ass hat like that will pay anything? She's crying and he thinks it's funny so you know he won't pay. I think that guy's her jerk older brother, there was NO chemistry between them, the other guy's prob her younger brother. I feel sorry for her for having such a moron in the family.

[@regologelliniromacivis]

@@Folker46590 Inbred family as a matter of fact ! They are my cousins :)

[@dougmontgomery1868]

I could see her crying. He was smirking. I wish she had kicked him in the crotch.

[@barbaracrickley6191]

@@dougmontgomery1868 , she must know he's a jerk so why the hell did she take his advise about parking there. She has got to shoulder some of the responsibility.

[@ommaya5056]

He ain’t gonna pay anyway because it’s her car probably under her name if it was his he wouldn’t be laughing. he probably don’t even care about the Uber fee,he probably got a friend to take him home

[@michaelschleifer9003]

Never change the towie's theme music. Tearful, maudlin music is most appropriate when the drunks return to find their vehicles gone.

[@laheimjr9155]

Michael Schleifer the scooter sound from the JETSONS is hilarious

[@bunbun422]

I like the music that plays when the tow truck appears 😂...... keep it up 👍🏻

[@drummerman64]

That and the sad music that starts once they find their car gone

[@aaronjaggan]

LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT LEFT...RIGHT LEFT!

[@LesleyDT6227]

Yeah that is "The Hero Steps up " by Dougie Wood - so cool hey ?

[@C-J-Outdoors]

Funny how they all come right up to the sign, even when they didn't look at it the first time.

[@lestat1591]

Fluke Whisperer they could have 2 dozen signs on that wall and people would still ignore them.

[@kylecain6685]

They're getting the phone number so they can call.

[@Wanderlust_Adventures]

The signs could slap them in the face and they still wouldnt see it

[@TheLenaweeTrekker]

"There will be no chill!"😀😆😂🤣

[@LITTLEMAGG0TGIRL]

The Lenawee Trekker was just about to comment this hahaha

[@joyace9674]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣omg u got that right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anthonyarmstrong7313]

I just imagine that music always playing in the tow truck

[@strife3084]

I am truly amazed at these tow drivers & how good they are! Props to all of them!!!

[@EvilAnomaly]

She's rolling with a real winner right there. Talks you into parking there (still her fault for listening) and then proceeds to laugh about the situation that's about to cost you $150 and of course the inconvenience!

[@corettaha7855]

Shawn Anomaly it was a chagrined laugh imho. I think he was laughing because he embarrassed himself.

[@davidcopplestone6266]

Was it just me that thought the Know-it-all was laughing throughout? Greetings from the UK

[@gtoger]

RIGHT? Maybe he secretly enjoys a beat-down?

[@marycarricaburu3683]

You are correct, I noticed it too. Probably her car and he won't have to pay the fine. I would drop him for that alone. Her fault for believing him.

[@aurongrande6141]

David Copplestone I was about to comment about him grinning a lot but then saw you posted this. Oh yes, and greetings from South Yorkshire.

[@painmagnet1]

He's a grinning idiot.

[@atkin207]

I think she was smiling somewhat too. She probably upset but still saw the hilarity from the situation. It's no good being totally angry and upset, it doesn't get you anywhere. Hopefully she will learn from this though. :D ... or they wanted to get famous. xD

[@kaystar3434]

Never have I ever seen a tow truck just lift up a car to place it the way he wants it. Wow! The driver is awesome!

[@maggiebaxter610]

I LOVE THE MUSIC when the tow truck comes into view. Cracks me up every time.

[@EverythingKash]

Same 😂

[@elcheapo5302]

Never trust a dude wearing red sneakers.

[@CeruleanTalon]

Or a pant skirt. LOL

[@skiptastic1000]

Or a man bun

[@tazgamerplays]

El Cheapo Hey, I'm wearing red sneakers. How did you know.

[@TheHermitHacker]

El Cheapo very wise. Also never trust a woman with platform shoes.

[@shawnp8076]

Lol what does red sneakers have to do with anything ?? You must be one of those gangsters rocking blue 😂

[@deanarupe73]

I like how he's smiling. It's funny to him. She should make him help pay the tow charge.

[@BigLovinB]

I saw that too. He thinks it's hilarious. Awesome!

[@bubbahogg-buga4613]

And all the things that I don't do Just make me laugh, 'cause they irritate you

[@TheOnlyDarkKnight]

Indeed. He also has a punchable face

[@davids9520]

He will pay. Oh yeah!

[@Zak6959]

I didn’t see him hold a gun to her head. Women power? And she was the sober one. LOL

[@prettybrowneyesqq]

Editors Note: There will be no chill ☠

[@robbyprust]

The guy is laughing as he reads the sign .....after being towed ...

[@droceretik]

@@robbyprust It's a "reaction formation" nervous smile. He's trying to make a joke out of being an absolute tool at ignoring her concerns. The alternative is being humble and sincerely apologetic while admitting their gross error. A lot of people are defensive when it comes to admitting mistakes. Some people even become aggressive and actually try to blame OP.

[@rickibling]

That was a spoiler lol

[@suprematiccube7072]

@@droceretik Wow ! Are you a psychoanalyst ? Maybe you need to visit an oculist. Obviously, this is not a nervous smile. They really are not very upset. The girl beats him not for real, this is a mock anger. And he understands that he is guilty, but does not take it seriously. It's not a big deal for them both. They have a reaction of mentally healthy people who are on good terms.

[@seratonin7004]

That was gold 🌟🌟🌟

[@1962pjb]

A dose of militant tow theme music gets me through the week! 😀 I would add that those car lift booms have serious lifting power!

[@randymorobitto5453]

1962pjb - 21,000lbs., according to the "Man Bun" video! (BTW, LOVE the avatar! Road Runner, or "just" a Satellite?)

[@1962pjb]

Randy Morobitto '69 Hemi Roadrunner. Non numbers, but authentic otherwise.

[@randymorobitto5453]

SWEET! I knew '69; grew up DROOLING over this stuff... If you haven't been there, check out the "Old Car Brochures" site: oldcarbrochures.com Wouldn't ya know - '69 is the ONE year of Plymouth they don't have listed...

[@WellSightData]

They can pull off some trick shots too!

[@micson128]

I was thinking that too. I didn't realize that they could lift this much, but it just lifts the whole car with no problems. I don't know a lot about car specifics, but I would guess that car weighs in at about a ton if not more.

[@emmachamberlain7587]

I hope you realise this parking lot is now added to my wish list of places to visit before i die

[@mrgone658]

It's right up there with the 11' 8" [+8] bridge for me.

[@ashketchup9040]

@@mrgone658 a man of culture I see

[@dantenavarro2968]

Dumb grin on his face. Wait till they see the towing cost....

[@QargZer]

And repair cost a month later when they figure out something under the car got damaged from the tow

[@Reddylion]

QargZer ya

[@QargZer]

@Sean M you're correct but a month after the damage and them being that drunk they won't realize the tow truck did the damage. I have watched many of these videos and they seem to have go Jack's in most videos but they lift the car improperly many many times.

[@naterk9460]

Not his car. He's not the one having to pay the fine. It might have been his stupidity, but he's not affected, so he doesn't care.

[@Reddylion]

Sean M it is.. that is why those fellas were taking a snap before they touch the vehicle.. snap won’t do much but still some evidence of location etc.

[@RJ-rn3uv]

Here in the land of Dallas we have the self entitled individuals. Let's call them the serfs and trolls. They park their small pony in a stall that does not belong to them. Even after reading signs telling them not to leave their pony there. Then in the dark of night comes along the Defender of the Realm.."Sir Tows Alot" He, along with one of his minions skillfully remove the unwanted pony from private stalls and take it to the Castle pokey. Thus to await the arrival of the vile offenders. Then after paying a debt of gratitude and cash, they may retrieve the pony. Sir Tows A lot again has kept peace in the Realm.

[@Seminolerick]

I’m pretty positive King dumbshit didn’t get a piece of Long hair Queen that nite !

[@m.l.miller219]

Heh, heh, heh .. that was good :)

[@tomwilliam5118]

Not sure what the laws are in Texas but when they tow a vehicle where I live they have to have the front wheels tied down and a rear light installed on the trunk for brakes lights before the vehicle can leave the area. it's considered an illegal tow if they do otherwise. also lifting up vehicles from the undercarriage can cause damage to the exhaust system and other components. the service center that I work at we have had an occasional car come in from toes like that with damage to the undercarriage and even the kick panels of the vehicle

[@MsKiTTy1138]

I live in Austin and we have a saying here in Texas.... " Texas, It's a whole other country. " We have laws here that out of state Folks just don't realize till AFTER the fact. Oh & by the way..... Yawl come back now Ya' hear." Also the Tow drivers here are VERY highly trained and also have a College Degree in "Urban Towing, Wreaker & Recovery." Which are courses at University of Texas Austin, & Austin Community College.

[@koyotekola6916]

Moral of the story - don't park your car where it can be towed. Respect other people's property to avoid towing fees and/or damage to your jalopy.

[@tomwilliam5118]

@@MsKiTTy1138 such as I'm curious since I'll be traveling to your great state of Texas I'm particularly Houston , Austin and and possibly Dallas

[@llbigwave]

@@MsKiTTy1138 It's like a whole 'nother country! Third world, ah say, third world, that is.

[@TaintedMojo]

Yawn

[@AlphaGator9]

I am always amazed at just how quickly these tow trucks can get the cars hooked up, and towed off!

[@maifantasia3650]

Loving your video editing work. The 'tow-truck anthem' (The Hero Steps Up) is the cherry on top.

[@MrSnobby24]

You've created a successful YT channel with more than 300k subscribers that revolves around a parking lot . Amazing.

[@NoseyNana]

05:08 It doesn't take a course in lip reading to know what she exclaimed. Do the signs show the price for towing? Meanwhile Asshat standing there grinning like a Cheshire Cat. "Well, you didn't have to listen to me. Afterall I don't even have a driver's license or a car, what do I know?" I hope she learned her lesson & disassociated herself from this lack of empathy fool.

[@mcampbellecu]

Never mind she chose to park there after clearly seeing the sign. Not only can she not make a decision for herself she also can’t control her emotions.

[@luvr381]

lol nice, bro @caveman Versace

[@ronfullerton3162]

@@meganupchurch280 Yep! If given enough time, our species can screw anything up!

[@droceretik]

There are clear signs with images of a tow truck towing a car. Even an illiterate person would get it.

[@catwithglasses9861]

@caveman Versace So playful taps of frustration warrant physical abuse? Is this how you define your "masculinity"? If there was a joke in your statement, I can't see it. Try riding the bus or subway, then realize people bump, jostle and hit all the time, Mr Glass.

[@kopec82]

I want this tow car music be my ringertone

[@MaryNAdam]

Yeah! It's so catchy!

[@silverlining1469]

kopec82 yeah I need to know what it’s called. Its stuck in my head now as well lol

[@jst1man]

Stick your phone upto the speaker and hit record. Otherwise let Siri or Google handle it....lol

[@WranglerSlim]

The tow truck theme is called „The Hero Steps Up“, by Dougie Wood. It’s royalty-free music, so you could probably find a free MP3 file of it somewhere.

[@silverlining1469]

Josias von Leiswolf thank you!!! Will have a look now. 👍🏻

[@gantmj]

Definitely not how you move a car. You can't pick it up like that without doing damage. I also wonder if the driver's side rear door made it without a dent.

[@MsKiTTy1138]

Welcome to Texas, It's a whole other country. - Yawl come back now Ya' hear.

[@selinesbeau]

Yeah, totally avoidable on the driver's part though, so.....

[@kimwhitehead9096]

Maybe the driver should’ve considered that when she parked illegally. There was no dent. The car is fine.

[@gantmj]

@@kimwhitehead9096 Car damage is not a normal or acceptable part of being towed, whether you parked illegally or not. You can't say whether or not the car is fine, either. You're wrong on all accounts.

[@ashleighcash4681]

I was thinking the same thing an do they fall off the toe truck not tied down

[@DP-fq7iy]

I love your tow guy. He’s clearly skilled and experienced.

[@z33511]

Glad to see the STOP sign is back at the intersection. I guess that wreck a few weeks back kinda brought it to someone's attention...

[@buddycheck84]

You really need sadder music than what you played when they walked around the corner. Also, as great and as detailed and as funny as your videos are I think there was an opportunity for special effects that got missed when they were standing there arguing. Huge props because you're making the world a better place, one knucklehead at a time.

[@edtin1834]

How many cell phones does it take to call the towing company?

[@bigmac965]

The kid was calling grandma to come get them... And bring her credit card.

[@JohnyComeLately]

4, legend has it they are still trying to get through😁

[@WellSightData]

How many?

[@scottwpilgrim]

Richard A. They’re too young and illiterate to be millennials. 1981-1996 means the majority millennials are 30-35 years old.

[@gtoger]

How many cell phones are available?

[@michaelgreen9484]

This is why you should never listen to “Bubba”.

[@digitalranger4259]

Three things that appear in these videos that slay me: 1) people reading the signs and parking anyways, 2) people taking forever to get out of the car, 3) people so into their phones as to not notice anything. Two out of three in this video, ain't bad.

[@daBEAGLE1017]

Dont forget #4...only men get arrested for assault.

[@angelag7992]

What is this "chill" you speak of?? 🤔

[@randymorobitto5453]

Angela G - You don't know, or just being funny? I had to look it up, 'cause it's a phrase I've never heard myself... Wasn't sure, but figured by context...

[@BadgerUKvideo]

Randy Morobitto She's just being funny. I'm a native English speaker.

[@randymorobitto5453]

BadgerUKvideo - "native English speaker?" I don't get it..

[@BadgerUKvideo]

Randy Morobitto You can consider my answer to very likely be correct as I speak this language natively and from my perspective there was no ambiguity.

[@randymorobitto5453]

BadgerUKvideo - I thought maybe you were IN the UK, from the screen name, and that maybe it's a phrase that was brought over. I don't keep up too much on the latest slang - obviously - since it seems to change pretty much weekly... It's all groovy, daddy-o... 😎

[@robertwright7985]

There was 2 meter parking spots on the street. Maybe they could not afford spending the $1.00

[@TheRisky9]

Hope they can afford the $120+

[@miguelf7709]

$150

[@Insectoid_]

By the time they pick it up it's more like 250. Those tow places don't mess about lol

[@robertwright7985]

I AGREE WITH YOU.

[@d1oftwins]

+Movses Shaginyan What the actual F*CK?! That is a rip-off, that price has nothing to do with "service costs" anymore.

[@bruceseer2043]

Please never stop making these video's !. With everything that's going on in the world, these video's make us smile !. And keep the drums when the tow-truck is arriving !...

[@TimHammett1964]

Sadly he did stop making them, with over 335K subscribers too! I miss the new ones.

[@canundrumsixnine6830]

What amazes me even more than the fact that these people either cannot or will not read simple signs, is that in this age of instant info, and people doing everything online, that these videos don't seem to be any kind of deterrent. With the amount of people in these videos that pull out a cellphone and take a picture of the sign when they discover their car gone, some of them must have come across your channel and seen what happens when they ignore the signs. I can't fathom why someone would risk their vehicle because they don't want to walk a little bit.

[@norman5927]

Hey gtoger! Can you get some quotes from the tow guys regarding irate phone calls? It's tough to get the full effect with no sound on the vids. No doubt drunks call them all the time screaming and yelling about their missing vehicles.

[@lindaallen9874]

What fascinates me is how the tow trucks are able to move those cars with so little effort

[@bigmac965]

"There will be no chill." Bwahahahahahahahaha... Great captioning! :)

[@audsmithl]

Red shoe guy needs to wipe that stupid smile off his face and pay her damn towing fee.

[@TheCowboyfromhell87]

Audrey Why? He didn't park there she did.

[@marycarricaburu3683]

The captain of the ship is responsible and all of that

[@randymorobitto5453]

I'm agreein' with Audrey here... She looked, and you KNOW she said: "There's all these signs here," and he, being SO smart said: "Naw babe; it's cool. Nothin'll happen... Besides, we're not gonna be here that long. Don't WORRY about it so much! Geeeeeez..." I'm thinking things will go one of 2 ways very soon. Either (1) he pays the fee, or (2) they ain't together too much longer...

[@Doormanswift]

He definitely has some culpability. I'd say half.

[@jackielinde7568]

Legally, the lady who parked there is 100% responsible for the tow. It's like I tell my daughter about making left turns when there is a car honking behind you. They're not going to pay for your tickets and any damages that may result of your actions. Trust your own instincts and don't rely on others impatience or idiocy. However, Idiot guy should man up and at least cover part of the fees associated with this, since he did convince her that it was all right. (And then laughed at her misfortuned that he helped create.) You know it isn't going to happen, but he should.

[@CarolineMilamPhotography]

The music for this one had me laughing. Love all the sound effects you guys put to this videos. Nice job.

[@ronyerke9250]

Mr. Red Shoes might have given a bad suggestion, but that woman is still the only one responsible. SHE was driving, it was all her decision.

[@droceretik]

Perhaps he is the car owner and just overused her.

[@xo7499]

@@droceretik haha she looks too upset to not be owner and not be thr one who has to pay 225 to get their car back

[@pollitopapa3703]

Thanks to your vids, everytime I see a tow truck, the tune of "The Hero" pops into my head.

[@bobbyfostore1455]

I watched all these videos last night until I fell asleep. This guy putting these together has amazing talent and hard work.

[@FnixGhod1]

Never ceases to amaze me how many people don't use their parking brake.

[@TheCobruhAlienat0r]

You don't need to when you have an automatic transmission unless you're parked on a steep hill.

[@AtomicG]

If you put enough force behind it, you can get the wheels to spin against the pads/shoes used in a parking brake. Once you wear enough of the material down, the wheels will roll just fine.

[@martharetallick204]

Or their reading and comprehension skills.

[@SOLDOZER]

They will open the door and release the parking brake. There's no "trick" to avoid a tow.

[@dewrus2153]

BBQ Jerk-I didn't think FnixGhod1 was implying there was a trick...just making a general observation. It's one I often wondered, as well. Even with an automatic, you should use your brake...not to avoid getting towed but to protect the parking pawl (especially in a RWD vehicle). They could still tow it if they couldn't get inside to release the brake with the use of dollies or a rollback.

[@daviesmith6634]

5:40 - Chill out!!! Here, I called the tow company for you. POS is about as useful as the number 9 on a microwave keypad.

[@paulatiredofthisshit]

I can't believe I'm trying to remember if I ever hit the 9. Probably if I ever reset the clock! I'm a stickler for accuracy. But that was funny.

[@christianlynch5507]

Wait, so you don't just put in "90 seconds" instead of "1:30" on the microwave?

[@blazerocker1734]

Because if you need to go for nine minutes then you might as well just go for ten.

[@UltraKryptonian]

These tow truck drivers are BOSSES! They earned the right to get their own theme music!

[@Vitalstatistix]

*Semi bald, shorts, sneakers... Grown man with teenage mind, what do you expect?*

[@MIck-M]

And the scumbag opened his door onto the other car with no regard - real piece of work that one.

[@1RungAtATime]

His appearance has nothing to do with him being an idiot.

[@sadken50p]

I'm semi Bald.... I wear shorts.... I wear trainers.... Dosent mean I have a teenage mind... I'm comfortable.

[@droceretik]

Vitalstatistix Stats I'm 65, I have a full head of hair and I wear tee shirts and sneakers around home and occasionally down to the local supermarket. Nothing wrong with that, particularly in summer. If I go out to dinner, I dress up. Maybe they were just going to the fast food place and didn't need smart casual. I don't see how you can judge a person by their appearance. There are plenty of fuck-knuckles who wear suits and have a good head hair with the latest trendy style. Perhaps, Vitalstatistix Stats, you should do some statistical research on the number of mature people who wear sneakers, shorts and tee shirts. You may educate yourself.

[@eriksand9262]

Wearing shorts and sneakers equals having a teenage mind?

[@rgs4x]

Never change the tow music.

[@cduncan3713]

I enjoy the music, the editing, and special effects. Too bad the company moved and we no longer have new videos

[@donniev8181]

Yeah I know, I suggested to the owner that he should lease the garage/loading dock portion of the building just to keep the channel alive. Figured the YT revenue from a channel with 300k subscribers would pay for the lease and then some.

[@RawHeadRay]

He thinks "CHILL" because he hasn't had a car since 2002

[@naterk9460]

When it takes you this long to get in and out of your car, you might wanna consider if you're better off just walking places to get there faster.

[@MrCcragg27]

its easier to do drugs when your not driving. why do people have a problem with them sitting in their car for any amount of time? you pay thousands for a vehicle. you would think you would want to sit in it. they can sit in their vehicle all they like.

[@gawainethefirst]

Nater K Dallas is a really big city.

[@2ndchance431]

I would consider adding another sign that says: If your car is front wheel drive, please back in as it will be easier to tow. Thanking you in advance!

[@ClaytorYurnero]

Is there a bar or some other popular entertainment place nearby? The amount of people that go "Yeah I'm gonna risk getting towed for this!" Is dumbfounding.

[@pershop4950]

Signs usually would specify a time frame that would be illegal to park there. If the sign says Sun - Sat 24/7, then the business is within their rights to tow at any time, even 3am in the morning when you would think, there surely is no reason not to park there.

[@jrfoleyjr]

If they do not specify a time, it is safe to assume that it may be a 24 hour tow away zone.

[@TheBntimmins]

Where they are located, there are bars, nigh clubs and venues all around them. Also 20 ish of $5 dollar public parking lots in the same area.

[@TheBntimmins]

What makes you think that a well used server farm only needs techs twice a year at night? They run a 24/7 business.

[@dch3348]

@@TheBntimmins Yep, Deep Ellum.

[@ffbauer]

No sugar tonight in his coffee.

[@bigmac965]

Ha! Nor in his tea!

[@ffbauer]

bigmac965 That was Fast. I thought it would be a day or so before someone caught it!

[@theworldoverheavan560]

That Squirrel whats the reference you talking about

[@cbs70sfan49]

No sugar to stand beside him. No sugar to rock with him.😥

[@drteknical6571]

It's from a late-60s song by The Guess Who called No Sugar Tonight. It's a song full of woe and horny angst about a low-life hippie who lost his little hippie-girl and won't be getting any ... sugar.

[@Joeh1154]

I enjoy the music edits as well as the footage. The music fits the affectation of parking up, then the quasi military drum beats on the arrival of the tow truck and the resultant melancholy music when the car owners realize their mistake. I find these videos enjoyable and a good laugh at those who think nothing of parking where they actually know they shouldn't. This is pure gold!

[@mere619]

can't believe he was smiling while getting the towing number

[@Misterz3r0]

Yup, he's that guy.

[@randymorobitto5453]

Mere Sexy - It's all funny 'til you gotta pony up $150... Maybe more, if there's a storage fee?

[@mr.waffles8739]

I don't really get why people dislike these videos, did the video not give you what you expected?

[@Haydenshaft]

I disliked it cause it was clickbait. Where was the "beat down"?

[@Jadae]

Probably whiny MArxists that don't understand how rights work, and think they business owes them the space.

[@mr.waffles8739]

@ I really wouldn't call it justified to think it's harsh a 24 hour business wants there parking spots open for customers, it's their property and they have the right to choose who can park there.

[@mr.waffles8739]

@ I'm pretty sure the person that makes these videos said they are open for customers 24 hours, but regardless I see nothing unreasonable about them wanting their parking for customers. Walking a dog past a business which takes a minute or two is A LOT different than leaving your car parked for hours taking up valuable space. Try making a comparison that's actually reasonable.

[@mr.waffles8739]

@ again I don't think it's unreasonable for s business to have private parking, even if you did own some of that property how would it damage you?

[@belfast479]

That Tow Driver really knows how to work that truck. Great job, thanx 4 sharin'.

[@James-lp5]

That hydraulic arm is only meant to be under the wheels not the undercarriage, that's a brain dead move picking it up like that. I agree they should be towed from a spot they are not allowed in but not like that. The brake lines and fuel lines run flat along the bottom of the undercarriage of most cars and that's a good way to damage them.

[@seanspartan2023]

They do this in almost every video to turn the car around. I'd think they'd be getting complaints or lawsuits if they were really damaging cars. But it definitely looks wrong.

[@HangingWithMelissa]

Again I say not the tow company’s issue. Don’t break the law.

[@James-lp5]

@@HangingWithMelissa If the tow company does damage to your car it is most definitely their issue, that car being park at that business does not automatically warrant damage to that vehicle because of a minor parking violation.

[@James-lp5]

@@seanspartan2023 That arm can reach the front wheels at that angle in most cases and just because people don't report damage doesn't mean none exist.

[@whuzzzup]

Wondered the same. When I look under my car, lifting it that way would definitly do damage big time.

[@KingdaToro]

Make sure you never illegally park at Hogwarts. Your car will be toad.

[@gravelydon7072]

Local church has a sign saying " Parking for members only. All others will be baptized. "

[@jimjambananaslam3596]

@@gravelydon7072 Hahaha that's actually really funny.

[@HunterShows]

I don't know why I laughed at this.

[@ronfullerton3162]

@@HunterShows You are truly a human with a mind that appreciates humor. You will survive!

[@darkpassenger7064]

I have never seen so many certified KZbin technicians in one comment section before. It's mind blowing.

[@brentkeller3826]

4:26 "Ninja Star!" 4:44 and 4:55 the smile of a man whose mental illumination is powered by a dead hamster on a treadmill. Cue up some Full Metal Jacket drill instructor shouting and Gomer Pyle dialogue for him. 5:02 Oh, he passed the "can point with fingers" test. Have a cookie! 5:25 - 5:29 "Ring out! You lose!"

[@rungcox4823]

Lmao

[@karmahadid]

When the truck runs over with the drum music... "things got just real!"

[@computeraddic675]

You are helping these folks getting better health with al the walking they have to do!And it always amazes me when they see the sign with the telephone number.But not when they are parking! Keep it up,i always have to laugh at those people.

[@Johngengelbach2]

And they thought they found a close parking spot 😂😂😂

[@aacrvbbv]

I'd be mad too if I didnt know how to read

[@TheAndrew600]

You could say that again

[@TechSgtBerry]

I am addicted. Whenever I need to Chill, I come and try to find one I never saw... Instant coolness!!! Is it the calming music? Is it the Kharma? Thank you for whatever it is!

[@brendastorm1111]

Those tow drivers have mad skills. 👍

[@georgiasmith64]

They're probably good at the claw machine game at some of the box stores also

[@chuckabutty888]

If I could have my life again I would emigrate to be one of those guys......BRILLIANT !!

[@2tommyrad]

Who knew towing could be so fun to watch? sub'd

[@dollyv7882]

ditto Some of these are very repetitive, & same scenario, same place. It's still strangely entertaining. Can't get enough, so sub'd.

[@jonvancil5547]

I think he told her not to park there and when the car was towed it was an "I told you so..." Moment

[@eknaap8800]

Guy:"Oh, look. All we have to do is call this number and everything will be alright, dear."

[@Ryarios]

I know someone who’s not getting a Christmas card this year.

[@tiggersdad6878]

Good division of phone duties. One calls the tow folks to find the car and how to get it back. The second calls for a ride, and the third calls mommy.

[@jolynnscarborough3768]

Everytime the tow truck drum beat hits all I can think is “Ah and the predator approaches”. 😂

[@stevethomas6994]

Tow guy is a pro, lifting it in such a manner is tricky and could damage the vehicle but he performed it beautifully

[@tharding2870]

he probably did damage it. exhaust, brake lines, fuel lines, etc . . . all easily bent/crimped.

[@monvee2000]

I absolutely love the soundtrack played when the tow truck arrives!!!

[@karlhombaker9913]

Whats the lifting doing to the undercarriage?

[@_PatrickO]

Damaging it. These guys do some seriously shady stuff to cut corners. They should have wheel dollies which take seconds to slide under the front wheels so you can pull a FWD car out without damaging it. I am surprised they haven't asked him to stop posting videos of the pickups. The sad part is they charge the max allowed by law, so they are paid enough to take the extra minute to use the dollies.

[@stdafx_h431]

Usually, they just drag the car out then later they will properly secure it. This prevents time lost and confrontation with the owners.

[@mdslick1362]

Raping it...lol

[@Beezlie727]

@@_PatrickO dollies won't help. Once you've lifted the front up to dolly it any damage done would be done at that point. To pivot around is unlikely to do any more damage than the atypical lifting from the side does to pivot it around. Those forks are perfectly flat & smooth & pretty unlikely to cause serious damage worse than scratches on the undercarriage. Most tow signs say park "at your own risk" anyway! You KNOW what that means.

[@CarswithNash]

Karl Hombaker Normally it is done more skillfully then this, this driver for sure caused damage, even to the outer body, he rammed right into the rocker panel at one point, terrible driver.

[@bloodguard]

I see a ring on her hand but not on his. I wonder if her side piece just got her husband's car towed. Awkward!

[@AJ-pr8ym]

He's wearing a cock ring. It doesn't show in his shorts.

[@Salsuero]

Did you ever see them act romantically? How do you know that's not her brother or cousin? How do you know her husband doesn't work where they all went? How do you know she's still married? How do you know that's not just a way to prevent guys from hitting on her? How do you know he isn't her husband who prefers not to wear a ring? How do you know that they're not engaged with only her wearing an engagement ring? You know nothing. It's better to be thought of as a fool rather than open one's mouth and remove all doubt. Get the facts, then make silly judgmental comments.

[@randymorobitto5453]

bloodguard - I just wanna know HOW BIG IS THE SCREEN YOU'RE WATCHING THIS ON!? I can't see a ring, and I stopped it every few "frames" when they were closest to the camera!

[@dogbarbill]

Well, she did seem to be in a state of despair as if her whole world was crashing in around her, virtually crying. She even took a couple of shots at Mr. Smiley Face. She probably dreaded having to confront hubby about being towed.

[@pollypockets508]

@@dogbarbill She might just be upset her car was towed. I burst out in tears when I had a fender bender with a bus.

[@Jaxter1137]

Your sound effects are spectacular. You should come up with one when the tow bar is being lowered. 🤪🤪🤪

[@mclinnsrides5489]

@2:34 you watch the boom smack into the door of the car. That is a first in all of the vids i have seen. Oops.

[@TheRealXyzven]

good eye

[@nolanmods7172]

yea this driver was an asshole.. I would be looking for damage to the undercarriage too

[@DirtyMikeHoncho]

They shouldn't have parked there and he wouldn't have had to tow them. Idiots

[@nolanmods7172]

@@DirtyMikeHoncho I agree, but they dont have to ruin their car... that doesnt make it right..

[@DirtyMikeHoncho]

@@nolanmods7172 lol when someone parks on your property and oil and transmission fluid is dripping spots here an there your property is being damaged. Guess that ain't right either huh

[@IMaximusDMI]

Did the truck driver hit the car at 2:35? Didn't look like a clean lift. What happens in the case that they damage the car during the tow job?

[@ysesq]

civil. good luck trying to recover. as long as they dont scratch it its not their problem. i should get a job at vertibiz. looks like a fun place.

+ Jason Smith Bullshit. Parking illegally doesn't provide a justification to damage someone's property. Before that can begin to work as an excuse the party causing the damage will need to demonstrate there was no other way, and they had an urgent need to do whatever caused damage. But this towing company is just effing lazy and loves destroying people's cars, as well as hiring thugs to direct people to park there, before towing them and extorting them money? Leaving a family with children stranded in the dead of night? No problem for All Star Towing LLC. Their profits are more important than the wellbeing of children. Yeah that's salty, but maybe they shouldn't get involved in extortion rackets if they didn't want to be described as greedy criminals.

[@pershop4950]

You have to prove the damage was caused the tow truck. That will be hard since any ding or dent could be from something else...at least, that is the explanation that will be used by the tow truck company.

+Per Shop Which is easy: Point out they towed it. Voila, burden of proof is now on the towing company to show the unusual damage which can't possibly be caused by driving, was not caused by them. Even more so since only a proper four wheel off the ground tow avoids damage to gear when a car is parked in nose first. And since All Star LLC hasn't even got any such cars in their fleet, it's automatic proof that they caused any gear damage your car will have.

[@carriesilvinaespinozavilla5177]

Do the tow guys know about your videos? These guys demonstrate some awesome technique. I just love watching these videos, I just laugh out loud at work so much I have everyone else watching now!

[@TimCurry04]

Just amazes me how they take a look around at all of the do not park and tow away signs after their car has been towed... don't look now!