China Did NOT just ban Video Games but its STILL Absolutely Hilarious

As John Cena recently found out, one does not simply do business with China. If you cause one offence to the PRC you will be forced to grovel like a dog, and that still might not be enough. Well despite investing billions in the Chinese market (and coincidently grovelling like dogs), western TripleA publishers are discovering to their dismay that the Chinese government seems to be making up new video game restrictions on an almost daily basis. You have to laugh really.
Special thanks to Mario J. Martinez, Archangel, Theron, Jason T Barnes, Dean McGee, Steve, Alcoholistair, RageDMX47, Hector Salamanca, Corvo Fox-Gray, FatCat1, Anna Lovatt, Michael Pearce, ATR-42 and all of my Patreon supporters. Their stoic support humbles me.
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[@BockworschtSoldier]

Winnie Jinping just protect his citizens from dangerous things like free speech, critical thinking and human rights. If it´s neccessary with force. What a noble bear.

[@Player_Review]

Xi Xitping will bash freedom of expression bloody against a great wall of steel forged by over 1.4 billion Chinese people. 1.4b people denied human rights to some easily demonstrable extent, and sizeable populations within that have all eleven Crimes Against Humanity violated by the regional and national party of the CCP.

[@Coccyx69]

Unfortunately every government and world leader on the planet is following in poohs footsteps

[@weaner556]

Try asking question about holocaust numbers and woke agenda in public in the West and you will see how much of freespeech and critical thinking your goverment want you to have.

[@BrownEyePinch]

Winnie The Flu Long Dong Wong

[@wildchild1823]

Yes. Woke america is going exactly the same way. Now the midia in america says: "white families are promoting white superiority, dont have white children, seek the nearest afro." How morally free is that?

[@mentalnebulosity896]

As a kid.. ive ALWAYS wanted to visit China for the culture.. Today as an adult i think id would've been batshit crazy to visit the country of chins so long as the commies have power over the country, id LIKELY never return home, because id never be seen again.

[@21Kiloton]

Same. I once ambitions to visit the place, but these days absolutely not. There are so many beautiful things to see, yet so many trivial ways you can end up spending 15 years in prison without trial.

[@kverkagambo]

You can visit Taiwan. Taiwan is China (real one).

[@mentalnebulosity896]

@@kverkagambo Perhaps, yet the commies still have tbeir DIGUSTING, LOATHSOME, EVIL & UGLY cluches upon that country therefore despite Taiwan's authenticity the encroaching power of the communist regime can still trifle with unfettered impunity individuals like me.

[@Player_Review]

@@kverkagambo My Great-Uncle piloted supplies (lots of food, but also everything else) in WW2 from India, over the Himalayas to the RoC and US forces in Kunming to circumvent the Imperial Japanese blockades of the Burma Road. His Douglas C47 Skytrain went into a mountain after many round trips with all crew KIA. It was RoC/KMT that defended their lands and its peoples, _not_ any CCP participation; Though they wanted government collapse and weren't trustworthy to have in important engagements. I hope CCP is peacefully replaced for the sake of restoring human rights, the intention of the United Nations (RoC was the founding member for a long time and then was swapped for PRC over Mongolia sovereignty disputes with the earlier KMT-RoC format, which was a big mistake in hindsight). Despite having relocated the official Chinese government away from the mainland to Taiwan, Japan did not recognize the PRC as China's government and viewed them and Communism as intolerable (forgetting so a couple decades later), so Imperial Japan surrendered to Taiwan/RoC three years after the PRC purged enough Chinese to purport itself as the new government. Take care. Taiwan, #1!

[@ViceHacks]

Visit Taiwan instead, has way more history than China and none of the ccp to ruin the place

[@kakarroto007]

*China:* "Calrissian, take the princess and the wookie to my ship." *Tencent:* "You said they'd be left in the city, under my supervision." *China:* "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."

[@theflyingkaramazovbrothers6]

It's not a coincidence that the new Battlefield is going to bang the drum of that tired Russian meme (post-Cold War) instead of the obvious global threat/rivalry of China.

[@bloodbarage]

Didn’t BF4 go to China? I actually love the idea of war in a hyper advanced Chinese city with skyscrapers… instead of fighting in some random valley in Russia I won’t ever remember because there’s 60 other valleys just like it.

[@LarryWater]

China’s army is not good at invading. Last time they had a border skirmish, Vietnam, it failed within a few months. They are only good at defending.

[@BrownEyePinch]

My Spidey balls are tingling sensing that communism might be shit

[@street-meat]

@@bloodbarage it's never been available for sale in the country but that didn't stop them from outright banning it anyways

[@JewishFrog]

"Objectivity is objective, in my subjective opinion." ~ Bilbo Baggins

[@whiskeysour1179]

Wtf has become of the EFAP community

[@BurningSovereign]

Hello my fellow compatriot of the toxic brood

[@LaughingMan_d8D]

The dangers of "Games as a Service" the company controls you, while the government controls the company. Just wait for the day when all games are only streamed from the cloud.

[@frosty8724]

Get it? 21 Kiloton is playing a panda in WoW. Because blizzard cucked out to china for the Mists of Panda expansion.

[@EatWave]

I know that Lando Calrissian was cool, but his fate when dealing with a despotic regime should be seen as a cautionary tale, not something to emulate.

[@abualofenkasi5634]

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[@NativeOfTheLand97]

Aye my boi is back. Just as i get through some uplifting reading about the recent relations with our benevolent red neighbors across the pond

[@llouck7962]

"I wouldn't mind joining that regiment though. " 😂😂😂

[@perfectwhine742]

I don't understand why your channel isn't bigger. You have great content!

[@JewishFrog]

"Feels good to be a massive." ~ Dilldo Banggings

[@MarrockV]

"Covidbear"... I love it.

[@Noir875]

If a game has the balls to address the Tiananmen Square incident it will have mad respects from my part for the rest of my life

[@copperypuddle3858]

I just noticed that you only have 28k subs? Fuckin how? You're probably the best on the platform. You are to gaming channels what Kingdom Come Deliverance is to open world games

[@21Kiloton]

You honour me with your kind words.

[@Archangelm127]

"Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits." --Mark Twain And I may be biased from my years serving in the Imperial Navy, but I have a soft spot for ol' Emperor Palpatine.

[@21Kiloton]

AND they had the coolest uniforms. One day, Im going to sit down and read some serious Twain.

[@Archangelm127]

@@21Kiloton Between Twain, Samuel Johnson, Thomas Jefferson, William Shakespeare and Nicolo Machiavelli, you can find a quote for literally any situation.

[@21Kiloton]

@@Archangelm127 I reckon so - The Outlaw Josey Wales. Yeah its time for some book learning.

[@Player_Review]

I enjoy me some Marcus Aurelius quotations alongside the formerly mentioned cultural behemoths. Something within Stoicism seems to manifest a cure for subjective downsides of Nihilism that could be argued inherent to the Age of Enlightenment's dawning of the age of Atheism within recorded history - I'm agnostic, Nietzsche and Voltaire helped some - Aurelius and Dostoevsky saw me through. Machiavelli taught me capitalism (exempting the autocracy that were his patrons) and Sun-Tzu how to manage myself and my men, Lao-Tzu how to bend and coexist with the river and not break against its current. Speaking of the Navy, HMS Queen Elizabeth is a real sight to behold, with the fleet the flagship carrier keeps while at sea, ready to dispense freedom deliveries upon should democracy fail. Leninist-Maoist-Marxism with Xi Xinping characterists are so thousand talented at doublespeak, and the West so receptive to its face value words while so blind to its [bad] actions. 2017 was a real late date to wake up to the reality, but thankfully well within the window of redirection and correction.

[@rechargegamesstudio2803]

The Chinese man did not get runover by the tank, that's a Mandela effect.

[@ATR-42]

Could not have said any of this better! well done 21K

[@dreadnought014]

Yes! The triumphant return of the destroyer of fan boys and the terror of progressive game devs. *The man, The myth, The legend*

[@Davelever366]

The man who made that embarrassing doom video.

[@jidk6565]

God I love Disco Elysium

[@LarryWater]

I don’t mind what China is doing.

[@growndown3358]

oh boy, oh boy. My fav shit poster just uploaded a new video. This evening just got a lot better

[@garethmolyneux1924]

21KT speaks harsh truths and should have more subs man. keep up the straight talking and calling out the bull.

[@DauthEldrvaria]

As someone who has been accused of video game addiction. Life gets serious and you have no time for gaming. My daughter doesn't smell weird. Everything yes..

[@mikecollier80]

The main joke is you are playing as a panda I love it😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@21Kiloton]

It just had to be! I was thinking which game footage to use and it literally just had to be Pandaran.

[@mikecollier80]

@@21Kiloton just like we pandering to china ( someone is going to get me for the joke)

[@frosty8724]

Good Lad pointing that out. I am sure most people missed it. I noticed it too and posted. I should have read your post before I did lol good call!

[@himeko3315]

And the name is "CovidBear" XDDD

[@georgetregubov3936]

Listening to your speecches improves my English proficiency great. Generally, I watch your video before job interviews, it is like a boost shot. Sadly, I still did not manage to get a decent remote job, but i fail with style.

[@21Kiloton]

I wish you the very best of luck finding a new job Egor.

[@georgetregubov3936]

@@21Kiloton Thx :) If I eventually land somewhere in gaming industry (or Ubisoft), I promise to relay any valuable insider data to you, so you can make even greater videos!

[@georgetregubov3936]

And send you back all the personal data from China

[@BurningSovereign]

I'm from Scotland but I've lived in England for the last 9 years. I never knew about these changes and I'm so disappointed in my people

[@robertzhang1551]

your editing is amazingly funny. found you from the cyberpunk trilogy

[@21Kiloton]

Thanks man. For the record the cyberpunk trilogy was a labour of love and I really enjoyed making it. Always nice to meet someone who watched all three. Thank you Robert.

[@cmdrclassified]

@@21Kiloton Hell, I watch all 3 on loop! You're the reason I decided to give Cyberpunk a chance. Just getting in to my first playthrough right now. Hoping I'm getting in to Act 2 shortly, cause I am sure getting tired of all the "Cinematic cut scene/press the right button/scripted events" part of the game! Oh, and if you like the cyberpunk genre, check out Indigo Gaming's trilogy of the genre. It is time well worth spent. Enjoy. kzbin.info/aero/PLlrL71p6w5NgCDc2E0D8NEHDWwoz0IArA

[@rybuds47]

Thank you for entertaining me for so many hours. I love your rants.

[@thelastminuteman7513]

Well they can't have kids learning what freedom is via online gaming chat.

[@karamalinumberone7478]

man the part you done the addiction test was awesome LOL

[@mindaugasstankus5943]

You'll need to go trough some surgery (to lose some and to add some) to join that regiment.

[@21Kiloton]

I wouldnt be prepared to lose anything, but I would certainly have an operation to add a few things if it meant pillow fights in the barracks!

[@msintal1308]

Oh man i really love these videos. Such a ray of sunshine on a dark cloudy day.

[@PaulusAlone]

It's all known as 'operant conditioning' and is a psychological technique basically used to 'condition' a population to follow orders and behave in set, predictable patterns. Think Pavlov's dogs but used on people instead of animals, such as prison populations. That's where we get the prison terminology of 'Lock Down' from. That's why half our UK SAGE committee members also appear to be behavioral psychologists instead of actual scientists or doctors... Funnily enough that pandemic came from China as well...? I'm sure there is no connection. It's not like China and it's Communist rulers want to take over the world or anything...right? >.>

[@NoEgoGamingg]

Rollercoaster of emotions as always:) Good day brother!

[@deralbtraumritter8573]

Clicked so fast as soon as I saw that Radiation Symbol

[@JewishFrog]

"Yes daddy." ~ Dilldo Banggings

[@deralbtraumritter8573]

@@JewishFrog lol what?

[@JewishFrog]

@@deralbtraumritter8573 you'll learn one day

[@deralbtraumritter8573]

@@JewishFrog I asked what because I heard that as one of DarkSydePhil 's Pay Pigs

[@JewishFrog]

@@deralbtraumritter8573 that's definitely not connected

[@first001]

LOL WTS Gain of Function Research

[@1911Zoey]

WTS horse paste dewormer

[@Cie_Kite]

0:39 I first thought these aerial shots were electronic chips and circuits x)

[@kluafoz]

Time for bed... put on a classic!!

[@DragonAceSg7]

Yeah, I'd wondered why 21 didn't have a Discord. Then found out about Tencent investing in Discord and went, "oh that's why."

[@Coccyx69]

Fucking tencent cant even find a movie that doesn't feature their name in the credits anymore. Not mention games.

[@MEATOGRE]

It’s a glorious Friday when you wake up to see a new 21KT video posted 🤘🏼

[@momokawashima9464]

Favourite historical leader is Kaiser Wilhelm II Also just remember that one of those chines companies that reports its data to the CCP is bytedance which is the parent company of an app that you might know at Tik Tok

[@melizarainstormz2588]

No comments would do justice to how great this video is so i'm just going to leave one for youtube's stupid algorithm.

[@21Kiloton]

Thank you Meliza

[@_itsallahoax]

What's are the only things with four legs Chinese don't eat? Tables and chairs.

[@soulessyokai1123]

woke up to d sounds of this video and it left me very depressed....things r a lot worse than i thought

[@21Kiloton]

Dont worry mate, as I said in the video, there WILL be a reckoning.

[@colinbright1520]

if i was a despot i would make you release at least 1 12 hour video per day . You sir are a leg end 👌🤣👌

[@StellaSteve80]

Glad you’re back KLT. I was starting to think Yves Guillemot had you taken care of. 😬

[@21Kiloton]

Thanks Steve. Had some IRL stuff to take care of, but now Im back. Hopefully you will be sick at the sight of me soon!

[@williambarr7408]

@@21Kiloton Never happening mate👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@JewishFrog]

"Oxygen is subjective." ~ Bilbo Baggins

[@mecca6801]

Welcome back lad!!!

[@21Kiloton]

Thank you Mecca. Good to be back.

[@flightlessbird2281]

Awesome biting commentary, cheers

[@stephenbromby5804]

Lol, I wondered how long it would take for 21Kiloton would get around to this issue. Turns out, t'wasn't that long. Lovely. ;-)

[@PoohOnYourShoe]

How fast did this video get demonetized 🤣 Out here doing the lords work, god bless you. Careful poking the bear, KZbin doesn’t like when you poke the bear.

[@21Kiloton]

Thank you PoohOnYourShoe. Great name btw

[@mrj509]

Ok this channel is awesome 👏

[@DefendUSA1776]

My favorite tyrannical despot? I would have to go with Pinochet. He was rocking the cape. He came up with such an interesting technique to get rid of enemies. "I thought communists could fly"

[@robertwildschwein7207]

3:02 Threating dogs like that should be punished by live long dungeon time.

[@yourmaninlondoncollecting5749]

Great Video as always 🙂👍

[@seavee2000]

My favourite? Mrs Krankie and her sporran toting hordes. Och aye.

[@vewyscawymonsta]

This is your best video yet imo.

[@ItzKamo]

I am sold, moving to China next week.

[@hideakiakio6698]

Over 1,000 hours in and fallout 3? that's nothing, I have 3,381 hours in New Vegas.

[@PuggiTheGreat]

Excellent video making some very serious political and societal points with humour that's applicable to many of our corporations and sniveling politicians. If only politicians were Gamers, we'd get more sense out of them.

[@josesosa3337]

Winnie the pooh is gonna pay you a visit.

[@stargrip1040]

Another great educational video. 21Kiloton should be the minister of education.

[@quatreraberbawinner2628]

My philosophy on addiction is "the only way out is through"

[@jefffletcher7110]

The intro takes steel ball to make

[@Justathought81]

Thanks for the great content man, nice to hear some non bullshit.

[@kluafoz]

OMFG 2 IN 1 WEEKS SPAN!! LOVIN IT!!!

[@thelastminuteman7513]

What regimen was that? C cup... ahem C company?

[@todo9633]

It won't be hilarious when teens start getting dragged away. Because you know they're gonna look for ways around this, it'll just force it into private.

[@BrownEyePinch]

I feel terrible for the poor people that have to live under the failure and stupidity of Communism. Never forget Tiananmen Square. Keep Taiwan free.

[@MartiniPinball]

Woah whah, Kiloton, tell me more about this ''Rapeplay'' sounds like something i wanna play :D

[@chillhour6155]

But free Epic games !!!! Sheesh that regiment though wow 🤤

[@21Kiloton]

Ikr. Possibly the only soldiers on the planet that could persuade me to instal the epic launcher

[@DangerIncFilms]

The ID thing’s been there for a while. I remember looking up Chinese ID number formats when I was younger to try and play free2play shooters that weren’t available in the US.

[@kluafoz]

Do you still play WOW or any other mmos atm?

[@thelastminuteman7513]

Oh look another video PoohTube "forgot" to notify me about.

[@cpog0193]

How is it poohtube? The people who believes CCP propaganda will obey laws and won't get on KZbin. The majority of those that does watch youtube already dislike the party so it's not exactly smart to pander to them.

[@hazcat640]

Glad I got to see this before it gets banned. ;)

[@21Kiloton]

Me too mate. I have no doubt its just a matter of minutes before Skynet takes it down for saying mean things about totalitarianism

[@jpvielleux]

My comment with the word "gen-itals" just got snatched up by Susan. What other word am I supposed to use Susan????

[@21Kiloton]

Sorry about that. 99.99999% of all the censorship on this channel is done by Susans Skynet bots. I remove about four comments a year myself. FYI its not even in the held-for-review section. In fact nothing has ever appeared in that folder.... EVER.

[@jpvielleux]

@@21Kiloton No worries, I know how it goes! Awesome video as usual.

[@_itsallahoax]

They haven't caught on to 'hangdowns' yet. Or 'danglers', if you want to wax retro.

[@cmdrclassified]

If you want to know who rules over you, find out who you're not allowed to criticize! And if you want to know who you're not allowed to criticize, just buy Mel Gibson a few drinks.

[@thedeleted117]

nice music, links?

[@BrainDamageComedy]

and its ALL coming here and throughout the world.

[@catsooey]

I love this channel! 😄 I can’t listen for 5 seconds without going into a laughing fit! “China…………………….…………is a sh*thole!” 🤣

[@jordanballard3217]

Nice to look at China now and again to get a further glimpse into a stronger yet comparable version of america’s future.

[@Bradric1]

Thought they had gotten to you mate! Good to see you're still at it! Was worried for a bit!

[@21Kiloton]

Just some irl stuff that needed taking care of fella. Dont worry, they have not wacked me out just yet.

[@Bigolcheese]

can we just drop the sun on them again? It seems like they didn't learn the first couple of lessons

[@tombouie]

Quite enlightening/entertaining

[@snakekingblues3017]

yes very caring.... don't ask question

[@zarnofuk]

Grate vid like always. Grate way to sum up china

[@becausemexico149]

Just found out KZbin was hiding your videos from me. Shocking.

[@CyBerCat6410]

FREE Holiday camps?? 🤩😲🤩

[@maxrockatanski9422]

I think you have hit he target .. watch out when you are walking home alone at night.

[@21Kiloton]

I already do mate, but thank you!

[@OpenMawProductions]

Video game addiction? You mean addiction? Because that's all that is, but with extra words precedding it. Addiction is a real problem for a lot of people and it takes many forms. The solution isn't to ban or "restrict" things, the solution is to make available to those that suffer from addictive personality types the means to get treatment and regain control in their lives. Period. End of.

[@Darusdei]

well addiction is a real thing...

[@robertasruskulys1557]

Missed your video's

[@jonkR96]

Xinnie the Pooh does not approve of this video.

[@claymore6457]

Hope in America pandas dont poop

[@MandoMTL]

8000 views. Seriously, wtf Susan?

[@Funkin_Disher]

Vlad the Impaler. Accept no substitute.

[@joshrodgers9366]

I may play games way too much but I'm not addicted. I play games cuz I'm too poor to go out and do things and I have nothing else to do. Would it be a better use of my time to stair at a wall? I have nothing else to do when I get home from work but play a game or go to bed lol. If I had money I'd probably rarely play games but I don't

[@Sigrid_Von_Sincluster]

you spending 4 h a day playing videogames? you are an adict!! now excuse me while i go on the cauch in front of the tv for the next 5 hours with all the engagement of a drooling grandpa

[@21Kiloton]

Well said and precisely.

[@varmastiko2908]

Some also spend 8 hours a day earning their wages. Are they addicted to work? I think they might be, but it's somehow not ever mentioned this way.

[@TargetRenegade]

Adolf Humza isn't even Scottish, that's the worst part.

[@epicmetalness]

china legit makes putin look good. fml

[@EatWave]

My favorite tyrannical despot is a dead tyrannical despot. Once they have attained that status, they are all equal so there is no point in raking them.