China Salesman (2017) - Steven Seagal - Comedic Movie Review

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Күн бұрын

Greetings Fam! Today on Karate Korner, we are watching China Salesman!
Starring: Dong-xue Li, Mike Tyson, Steven Seagal, Janicke Askevold, Li Ai,
Director: Tan Bing,
Writer: Sholom Gelt,
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@mikehawkswollen5819
@mikehawkswollen5819 2 жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal's face superimposed in the helmet was the highlight for me. 😂
@jaymcd8577
@jaymcd8577 2 жыл бұрын
I spat my coffee out with laughter
@GymChess
@GymChess 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@WhoWantsToKnow81
@WhoWantsToKnow81 2 жыл бұрын
"That's methed up" - Tyson
@Madmax-rz5hz
@Madmax-rz5hz 2 жыл бұрын
Looks like saddam hussein!
@hackett152332
@hackett152332 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@jerrychicks2420
@jerrychicks2420 2 жыл бұрын
I’m impressed that not only did seagal allowed himself to be hit but also loses against Tyson. 😂😂😂
@jbard9892
@jbard9892 2 жыл бұрын
I'd bet any amount of money he didn't know. That's what happens when you don't control production and aren't on set.
@zeroman614
@zeroman614 2 жыл бұрын
It’s the most realistic part he ever played.
@richardkranium2944
@richardkranium2944 2 жыл бұрын
Tyson probably would win against Seagal.
@rsmetz88
@rsmetz88 2 жыл бұрын
@@richardkranium2944 Oh definitely. 😂 Seen Mike since he has been back in the gym? Steven would be shittin all over the place.
@paulmajano
@paulmajano 2 жыл бұрын
@@richardkranium2944 it’s literally David vs Goliath, Tyson has been hitting the gym lately and Seagal MC Donald’s
@runwei_1999
@runwei_1999 2 жыл бұрын
I’m from China and I remember seeing a this movie on a tv in a restaurant, definitely ruined my appetite a lil bit. Funny thing was I didn’t remember seeing the certified tough guy Seagal himself, Tyson really stole the show from him, performance of the century lmao.
@whoelsebutmeofcoursei
@whoelsebutmeofcoursei 2 жыл бұрын
Even a fat seal wearing a ponytail wig and flapping their arms around can upstages seagal
@runwei_1999
@runwei_1999 2 жыл бұрын
@@whoelsebutmeofcoursei fax
@j.j.7909
@j.j.7909 2 жыл бұрын
@@whoelsebutmeofcoursei 😂🤣
@nignamedmutt7270
@nignamedmutt7270 2 жыл бұрын
At least tyson looks like he's having fun and getting into the role. Seagal is just such a lazy, uninterested asshole lol
@da_ocsta1452
@da_ocsta1452 2 жыл бұрын
"Blaaaaaahd fo' blaaaaaahd!"
@doublep1980
@doublep1980 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, this movie has it all! -nonsensical plot, check -shitty acting, check - crappy CGI, check -Mike Tyson beating the crap outta Seagal's body doubles, check -Seagal being featured prominently on the poster but only appearing for maybe 10 min (which is for the better, I guess...), check -Sensei Seagal actually, * gasp * *LOSING* a fight, check -Mike Tyson changing accent numerous times during the movie, check -the titular China Salesman being an even worse actor than Seagal & Tyson, check -blatant, in your face CCP propaganda, check -a hefty dose of racism, check -lots of unintentionally funny scenes, check -did I mention the blatant CCP propaganda? Oh yes, check
@hquiller
@hquiller 2 жыл бұрын
LOL! You said it all! But you forgot to mention that this movie SUCKS! Although it isn't a surprise...
@diogeneslantern18
@diogeneslantern18 2 жыл бұрын
Such a succinct summary sir!
@dpalmerama
@dpalmerama Жыл бұрын
The downside is the film is an hour and 50 minutes! It drags SO much after the Seagal and Tyson fight, which is in the first 15 minutes!
@jonathanryan2915
@jonathanryan2915 2 жыл бұрын
LOL when they lazily photoshopped his face into the motorcycle helmet it looks like they also photoshopped his glasses off his face too
@basicfacekick
@basicfacekick 2 жыл бұрын
Holographic Steven Segal inside the motorcycle helmet is peak CGI. Love it.
@MrNegativecreep07
@MrNegativecreep07 2 жыл бұрын
I for one would like to thank our Chinese overlords.
@whoelsebutmeofcoursei
@whoelsebutmeofcoursei 2 жыл бұрын
+15 Social Credit
@BlackDrumKD
@BlackDrumKD 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh lol
@Y0uKnowMyName
@Y0uKnowMyName 2 жыл бұрын
John Cena? Is that you?
@fletchkeilman2205
@fletchkeilman2205 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. Hey...if this is what "real communism in action" that they keep saying is the key to the world being saved, and not those other poor examples like Cambodia and Russia under Stalin and Romania before 1990 and East Germany before 1989 and North Korea currently and all the other people that came here to escape their tyrannical government from killing them,....then China is No. 1!!! This film should just not exist. Really. Im serious. Great review And great Astronaut Jones reference!!
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 жыл бұрын
All hail the Dragon Emperor.
@Stoic_grimace
@Stoic_grimace 2 жыл бұрын
That motorbike shot had me in tears, it looked like Saddam Hussain's face stretched over the visor
@Southpaw88
@Southpaw88 Жыл бұрын
same I've been laughing for so long😭
@DookNookim
@DookNookim Жыл бұрын
Seagal looks like an old Bud Spencer in that shot.
@TimeForDunston
@TimeForDunston 2 жыл бұрын
I simply cannot get enough of this series, may the gloriously, globular, seagull continue to make absolutely embarrassing movies, for many years to come.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!
@TimeForDunston
@TimeForDunston 2 жыл бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews thank you for sitting through this Chinese propagan- I mean “film”.
@DrLopo
@DrLopo 2 жыл бұрын
I would love to watch a Seagal movie with RedEye :D
@akmil02
@akmil02 2 жыл бұрын
I hate the man but watch all his movies...It's to see how lazy he is at this point
@DrLopo
@DrLopo 2 жыл бұрын
@@akmil02 Yeah, basically the same reason I enjoy watching some B horrors. >D
@thedtvdigest4142
@thedtvdigest4142 2 жыл бұрын
It is soooo unusual for Seagal to lose a fight on-screen, now I'm wondering whether the film-makers let him think that he'd won and then shot a different take with his double on the floor. We covered this on our podcast and it is one of the strangest films we'd seen. Its up there with Diamond Cartel and Cain Conspiracy.
@ricochet1351
@ricochet1351 Жыл бұрын
Oh, they absolutely shot Tyson destroying a body double after Segal had left for the day. I don't think Segal and Tyson are ever in the same shot during the fight.
@sucknorrisatchuckboris2713
@sucknorrisatchuckboris2713 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. The trivia about the sexual assault and you imitating Tyson had me dying. Maybe best video yet, pure gold
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Lol oh thank you. I was digging for trivia and it was very hard to come by haha.
@meleemastermaa1449
@meleemastermaa1449 2 жыл бұрын
China is so amazing! They never ran anyone over with tanks whatsoever. Nope, that never happened. This and then Attrition just tells me Steven Seagull watched Ip Man and thought "Yep, I can also do that".
@eduardopena5893
@eduardopena5893 2 жыл бұрын
Steven should be sainted for all of the wonderful joy he brings to everyone with his amazing artwork. You know, the Dali Lama proclaimed Steven was a deity? He is very proud to tell you all about it.
@zigmondbonez9411
@zigmondbonez9411 2 жыл бұрын
With enough money donated, you or I cld end up a deity😂
@larrywest42
@larrywest42 Жыл бұрын
That Dali Lama connection is an interesting twist, given that this movie was financed by the Chinese government. Maybe that's why he lost to Tyson?
@DrakeHunter324
@DrakeHunter324 2 жыл бұрын
That flag had me in tears. Truly Oscar worthy. The range it showed compared to the other actors.....truly extraordinary. I actually watched this film myself, Seagull must have been present for what? 45 minutes of shooting?
@paulmajano
@paulmajano 2 жыл бұрын
That flag made John Xina cry.
@kman215
@kman215 2 жыл бұрын
This movie was going for the record of most different accents in one film
@playboymaxim
@playboymaxim 2 жыл бұрын
ATTEMPTED accents.
@Theduckwebcomics
@Theduckwebcomics 2 жыл бұрын
The real accents were worse than the fakes ones.
@xeviphract5894
@xeviphract5894 2 жыл бұрын
This must surely be the most incredible Seagal attempt at a movie ever seen. At least with this production, you can tell where the money is coming from. Thank you for the review. If I'd been exposed to this out in the wild, I would have required a post-credits trauma unit.
@totalmentemad
@totalmentemad 2 жыл бұрын
Huawei and it's 5G tech?
@Rotionu
@Rotionu 2 жыл бұрын
1:10 Didn't know that they hired Saddam Hussein to ride the bike in the beginning of that epic movie.
@Taistelukalkkuna
@Taistelukalkkuna 2 жыл бұрын
FYI for everyone wondering why Seagull lost. No he did not, he absorbed the energy of punch and transmitted it to the ground by falling. (Yeah, that´s the ticket) And him dying in Executive Decision? Do we ever see him go SPLAT? No, he just teleported back to base, and we don´t see him because most of the movie happens in the plane.🙃
@emmanroyhippy6859
@emmanroyhippy6859 2 жыл бұрын
Nah he was rescued by the Navy and now becomes the captain of the ship.
@AR-mi9cv
@AR-mi9cv 2 жыл бұрын
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
@user-fp9dm1jl3v
@user-fp9dm1jl3v 2 жыл бұрын
Seagal has never died in screen,even though in Machate he didn't show his dead body,but Tyson died poorly in this movie and showed his poor dead body.Imao
@koningtoto6335
@koningtoto6335 2 жыл бұрын
the best trivia from this movie is the fact that Seagal and Tyson didn't shoot there scenes together, so they were filming a fight scene with each others stunt doubles.
@ericduan19
@ericduan19 2 жыл бұрын
hey RedEye, i found your channel last week & binged many of your Seagal movie reviews. i actually watched some Seagal movies in the past and his movies are so ridiculous i don't know why people don't make fun of him like you do. i enjoy watching your commentary and i'm glad i found you on KZbin. IMO, you deserve millions of views.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I am very happy you found the channel :)
@SnowmanTF2
@SnowmanTF2 2 жыл бұрын
Man, I think I had heard Segal was doing low budget movies years ago, but I had no idea that train wreck of a production machine went on as long as it did, it is kind of stunning that kept going all the way till Covid seems to have finally brought it to a halt.
@keenannorris3309
@keenannorris3309 Жыл бұрын
He's not doing these anymore? That's heartbreaking. I want more.
@jcohasset23
@jcohasset23 Жыл бұрын
@@keenannorris3309 Seagal is/was supposably working on a documentary last year about the war in the Donbass region of Ukraine. So it sounds like he's still working, though whether it ever gets released to the west may depend on relations improving between the west and Russia.
@blueorange9067
@blueorange9067 2 жыл бұрын
How....how did they talk Mike into this...? What did they promise him? What kind of black magic Seagal performed.... Haha, even you couldn't stay serious during this 😅 Keep them coming Steve. Man what an amazing series.
@SpeakHearSeeNoEvil
@SpeakHearSeeNoEvil Жыл бұрын
Money is a hell of a drug
@justindunlap1235
@justindunlap1235 2 жыл бұрын
another great review. I feel like when China salesman walked off into the desert they were trying to make a scene like in Lawrence of Arabia where Lawrence is going insane in the desert.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Lol oh yeah I can see that. I just love him slowly rolling down the dune
@justindunlap1235
@justindunlap1235 2 жыл бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews I might actually have to watch this masterpiece. thanks for bringing it to my attention.
@Taistelukalkkuna
@Taistelukalkkuna 2 жыл бұрын
Or he was looking for the High Table.
@mollyanderson657
@mollyanderson657 2 жыл бұрын
Weird fact: PETA actually awarded Steven seagal the Humanitarian Award despite the fact he killed an innocent puppy with a tank.
@jcohasset23
@jcohasset23 Жыл бұрын
Yeah well information PETA is required to submit to the state of Virginia shows that at their Virginia shelter nearly 85% of the animals they rescued or were brought to them between 1998 and 2019 were euthanized (Newsweek reported early in 2021 "of the 49,737 dogs and cats PETA received between 1998 and 2019, 41,539 were killed"). So I doubt they'd treat Seagal's instance any different from if he'd instead hit the puppy with a car.
@mollyanderson657
@mollyanderson657 Жыл бұрын
@@jcohasset23 Classic PETA
@schibleh531
@schibleh531 Жыл бұрын
This is probably the 8th time I watched this review. Your commentary is so entertaining and funny in this one. I keep returning to it when I feel bored. On a side note, YT recommended an older video of yours and your delivery and tone are much better now. You evolved for the best. Keep it up, man.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews Жыл бұрын
Thanks so much! I'm glad you find this one so good :)
@Wesblumarine
@Wesblumarine 2 жыл бұрын
“The human version of Randall from Monsters Inc.”- Quote of the year man. Keep up the great work.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Haha thank you
@sweazy1
@sweazy1 Жыл бұрын
For the LIFE of me, I have no clue how i found your channel. But I'm glad I did because this past few weeks has been extremely rough for me and these videos have helped me immensely. I thank you.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad to hear these videos have helped you laugh :) I'm also very glad you found the channel
@rogermouers4034
@rogermouers4034 2 жыл бұрын
Not enough content on this channel....you have no idea how much I love this channel. More please!!!
@ke6264
@ke6264 2 жыл бұрын
These Steven Seagal reviews always crack me up🤣😂🤣😂
@dominicgelish4325
@dominicgelish4325 2 жыл бұрын
I found your channel by chance and for a small channel you definitely deserve more subscribers. They’ll come in soon. I genuinely like your content. Nicely edited videos, enjoyable, perfect to binge. Really excellent. Keep up the good work.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! Some day we will get there. But I am just enjoying the ride for now.
@shieldmansam2284
@shieldmansam2284 2 жыл бұрын
Really enjoying these funny Seagal videos. This channel probably gonna blowup any day now. Great content 👍
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much friend
@da_ocsta1452
@da_ocsta1452 2 жыл бұрын
14:51 "I sinned! I sinned against Africa?" I'm dead.
@valkyrie9646
@valkyrie9646 2 жыл бұрын
I just want to say I really enjoy the opening music and animation you chose. It's light and happy and really does remind one of walking into the theater.
@gregs360
@gregs360 2 жыл бұрын
Having been in China during the Summer Beijing Olympics, this is not surprising. Numerous athletes won individual gold medals, but the TVs in the subway were always playing opening ceremony highlights of the drum routine. I went to a pub to watch the closing ceremony on TV, and again, the local broadcast ended not with highlights of individual athletic performances, but with the drum ceremony. The masses beating in unison are more exulted than the individual. No wonder this movie mainly refers to the hero as China Salesman.
@Hykje
@Hykje 2 жыл бұрын
He's a china salesman? -does that mean that he is into dinner plates, coffee cups, and similar stuff?
@RobinJohnstonphotography
@RobinJohnstonphotography 2 жыл бұрын
It’s so great your out there reviewing these movies, it’s really widening my cultural horizons.
@901Sherman
@901Sherman 2 жыл бұрын
So glad I came across your channel. Been full on comedy gold for the past hour or soXD Another sub for ya...
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Hurrah! Thank you!
@babyjesuslovesme1219
@babyjesuslovesme1219 2 жыл бұрын
Life’s been a bit hard these past few days and truly this channel has taken the edge off, thank you !
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope things start getting better soon :)
@babyjesuslovesme1219
@babyjesuslovesme1219 2 жыл бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews thanks so much! In a world with Steven seagal and red eye review it can’t truly be that bad!
@MrWhoDare
@MrWhoDare 2 жыл бұрын
Wanted to say, I randomly got recommended a Seagal movie review by you a couple days ago. Been binging you since 😅 so funny
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Hurrah! Thats great to hear. Thank you
@p.mustelidae6014
@p.mustelidae6014 2 жыл бұрын
I'm in early. Sweet. Mike Tyson's voice in this is what I always imagined somebody parodying Mike Tyson's voice in the most over the top/borderline racist way would sound like. Amazing. We need a supercut of Mike Tyson pronouncing "Africa" "AFRIcaaaaAAH" cut back and forth with Steven Seagal saying "Uniteees States of AmeriCAAAAA".
@buffalodebill7986
@buffalodebill7986 2 жыл бұрын
Fuck me running, this is yet another masterpiece to surely enter the annals of cinematography.
@gregkamer3754
@gregkamer3754 2 жыл бұрын
What surprised me was at 11:52, the court filings in this county are identical to American court filings in form and substance. And at 15:20 we learn that Tunisia has access to NCIC.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. What are the odds?!
@nightman6925
@nightman6925 2 жыл бұрын
The way you covered the fight scene at the end of your video… chef kiss 💋
@martinhavelock5106
@martinhavelock5106 2 жыл бұрын
Hard to believe (great title for a film starring him) he got me so excited back in the day with Marked for Death and Out for Justice. Now he just makes my flesh creep when I see him within a mile of a woman.
@joshuafrohm921
@joshuafrohm921 2 жыл бұрын
I love Tysons African accent.
@jtBrander
@jtBrander 2 жыл бұрын
which one? ;)
@PobortzaPl
@PobortzaPl 2 жыл бұрын
@@jtBrander all of them?
@ralang999
@ralang999 2 жыл бұрын
Mike: Steven, please teach me how to act!! Seagal: (unintelligible mumbling)
@nicklinnik
@nicklinnik 2 жыл бұрын
I guess it made total sense for Mike Tyson to rig that conference room with explosives, all just so he could grandstand and subject those telecommunications envoys to that amazing speech, rounding it off by listlessly shooting himself in the head with the worlds weakest Desert Eagle. Bonus points for them not even bothering to animate the damn slide, on a CLOSE UP...
@Dags470
@Dags470 2 жыл бұрын
Seagals face in the helmet looked like a picture on the outside. 👍
@GhilenPeek
@GhilenPeek 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching and recapping this movie for us. It was frustrating watching this recap (following the plot). I can't imagine the actual film You are a warrior
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Haha of course! It wasn't easy
@gglen2141
@gglen2141 2 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious. I really wonder what deals were made for financing this movie because the Chinese flag seems to be a new form of product placement. I think we'll start seeing it everywhere now. Imagine a Titanic where the iceberg has a Chinese flag representing the invincibility of China and the Titanic representing the weakness of Western decadence. Coming soon.
@lewisham
@lewisham 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it’s not like the US flag isn’t featured in plenty of movies.
@gglen2141
@gglen2141 2 жыл бұрын
@@lewisham Yes, it has been in a couple. But the switch to China is prophetic as to the future of cinema.
@lewisham
@lewisham 2 жыл бұрын
@@gglen2141 a couple?
@Sabundy
@Sabundy 2 жыл бұрын
Well....it's no different to say Michael Bay movies with it's numerous shots of the American flag waving in slow motion somewhere. Among a number of Hollywood movies. The Chinese are clearly copying from and emulating what the US film industry does.
@MrBladeFilms
@MrBladeFilms 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for these. Because it's never gonna happen in reality I have been planning to edit together a Seagal Vs Stallone fight. Your videos have been very helpful in showing me which films have fights in and what he was wearing and that and which have usable shots and that of Seagal. I now easily know all the films of Seagal in the 2000s to 2010s (age appropriate for when Expendables would have happened-alas it didn't) pre silly dyed black goatee. Thanks!
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Lol that sounds great. Happy to help
@Mattastrophic1
@Mattastrophic1 2 жыл бұрын
Stallone would knock the hair off of Seagal
@Southpaw88
@Southpaw88 Жыл бұрын
the way the guy went flying at 10:19 after getting hit by a vehicle going like 15km/h made me laugh to the point of tears☠️😭
@rescot00
@rescot00 2 жыл бұрын
Sir I love your channel, I've already watched 5 of your Seagal reviews.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!
@Nightkrowler
@Nightkrowler 2 жыл бұрын
1:22 - love how his face does not change perspective when the bike passes by. You should start seeing Seagal from the side but no. It's like the painting's eyes, that seem to follow you
@kitbradley2689
@kitbradley2689 2 жыл бұрын
As I watched this vid, I realized that one of the things that made it weird is that China is shoehorned into the movie in a way that I'm used to seeing only for the United States. Like, the bit where there's a Chinese flag in an Ugandan military vehicle because, hey, sure, why not? And the crux of the story is a Chinese issue - the Belt and Road Initiative - instead of something, y'know, American. It's the B-movie version of a hyper-American actioner but *with China replacing the US*. The times they are achangin'.
@TjW.
@TjW. 2 жыл бұрын
the desert eagle Tyson had was hilariously tiny.
@treywaz
@treywaz 2 жыл бұрын
12:26 When Steven Seagal finds out that a free salad comes with his meal.
@YakAttack915
@YakAttack915 2 жыл бұрын
So many gold nuggets. Broken neck bike riding Seagal, Tracy Morgan, who's kid is this, the movie is finally ov....., and last but not least, the look of Seagal when he got hit @00:36 . For a brief moment, it looks like he actually got touched and said with great surprise what the F!!! Lol Your channel is so good I level up'd my Patreon to Remarkable. Can't wait to see your channel grow. Hilarious content brother
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I really appreciate your support. You are awesome
@mychannel-jf7lq
@mychannel-jf7lq 2 жыл бұрын
I just loved the "middle Pep Boy" comment so obscure but completely on point!
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Haha thank you! I drive past one everyday and just couldn't stop thinking about it
@mychannel-jf7lq
@mychannel-jf7lq 2 жыл бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews It was a brilliant comparison/joke! Love your videos too!
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
@@mychannel-jf7lq thank you so much!
@Wjr02003
@Wjr02003 2 жыл бұрын
I just recently found the channel, found this video and discovered this little gem. The Mandarin speaking scene where Steven Seagal interrupts a conversation between Dong-xue Li and Li Ai telling them "to speak English" was due to Seagal forgetting his lines. This was inadvertently left in the final cut of the movie.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Lol it is SO good
@peternystrom921
@peternystrom921 2 жыл бұрын
Haha funniest review ever, on a super funny movie. You have a new sub, thanks man
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
so glad you enjoyed it! thank you so much :)
@Namorat
@Namorat 2 жыл бұрын
Always fun finding a small but awesome channel and thanks to YT pushing it seeing it grow every time you click on a new video :)
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you found it!
@Namorat
@Namorat 2 жыл бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews so am I! You already provided a couple of very enjoyable hours after finding you. Thanks a lot for that :)
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
@@Namorat thank you :)
@ryanfleming7650
@ryanfleming7650 2 жыл бұрын
I really hope that, when you're all caught up on Seagal's movies, you'll do the same 'all or nothing' treatment on Arnie, if only for the impressions!
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Haha absolutely! I love his voice
@lenger1234
@lenger1234 2 жыл бұрын
@@RedEyeReviews Bruce Willis seems on the direct to video train now too
@timoaksel9320
@timoaksel9320 2 жыл бұрын
This looks absolutely fantastic! 👍
@geoffreysorkin5774
@geoffreysorkin5774 Жыл бұрын
This is the only Tyson movie where he isn’t playing himself
@hanchiman
@hanchiman 2 жыл бұрын
I been a fan of iron Mike since 1987 from Punch Out game and followed him thru twitter. Was happy to see him at least doing movies abit instead of ending up like Sonny Liston when he was almost vilified after his ear biting incident. Well he kinda made a big deal in appearing Ip Man movie but then again it was his first time appearing in a movie so good for him.
@playboymaxim
@playboymaxim 2 жыл бұрын
I feel your sentiment but it was CRINGEWORTHY. They shouldn't have made him do that stupid ass accent
@hanchiman
@hanchiman 2 жыл бұрын
@@playboymaxim yeah but then again, Mike normal voice is a bit incoherent nowadays.. maybe too much blow to the head when he was a boxer?
@diogeneslantern18
@diogeneslantern18 2 жыл бұрын
He has a massive following on social media, and a semi decent podcast for those who enjoy his persona
@eetasa2
@eetasa2 2 жыл бұрын
This has to be the funniest Segal movie ever and also the funniest review so far
@playboymaxim
@playboymaxim 2 жыл бұрын
Unintenionally funny. Tell Seagall this movie was hilarious and he'll break your wrist. Tell Iron Mike that and God help you lol
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much
@playboymaxim
@playboymaxim 2 жыл бұрын
@La Verdad Yes I agree, he actually looks like he was just playing around with this and not even really taking it seriously
@PoutingTrevor
@PoutingTrevor 2 жыл бұрын
If you've never seen Mike Tyson Mysteries, you're doing yourself a massive disservice.
@LikeAGentlemanPlease
@LikeAGentlemanPlease 2 жыл бұрын
I know I’m commenting on ever damn video I watch but damn!!!! You need more subs!!!! Keep whipping up that crack because I’m addicted!
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Haha thank you. Done and done
@juggaloposse2750
@juggaloposse2750 2 жыл бұрын
Man your videos are really funny and entertaining iv been watching Steven Seagal ones 🤣🤟🇨🇦
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much
@cavetendobiggles1841
@cavetendobiggles1841 2 жыл бұрын
Another cracking video. It's like Seagal is another reality of its own.
@playboymaxim
@playboymaxim 2 жыл бұрын
I can imagine everybody on set too terrified to tell Iron Mike how awful his "acting" was 🤣🤣🤣 This has to be the worst movie ever made in movie history lmao
@anarchohouston9979
@anarchohouston9979 Жыл бұрын
Pretty fascinating having the French, Africans, and Chinese struggle to speak English during an important telecom meeting.
@LoneCanadianPoet
@LoneCanadianPoet 2 жыл бұрын
Oh jeeezus 😆 @12:15 check out Steven Seagal's widow's peak. There was digital effect added to his hairline, right on that area... a shifting black fuzzy cloud. Lol
@mrblonde609
@mrblonde609 2 жыл бұрын
Good catch. At this point in time Seagals movie just looks like a solid plastic piece. It doesn't even look like fake hair or cloth or something. Just a solid piece of plastic.
@sethprice241
@sethprice241 2 жыл бұрын
Just found out this joker has 80 movies! I guess you're in business for a while! Great show! Love the content!
@mrblonde609
@mrblonde609 2 жыл бұрын
You're funny. This is one of Seagals last movies. This channel is pretty much over with Seagal. He already reviewed 95 percent of Seagals movies.
@sethprice241
@sethprice241 2 жыл бұрын
👍
@brianajaxwintor6023
@brianajaxwintor6023 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly wish these were longer!
@losttribe3001
@losttribe3001 2 жыл бұрын
This is your funniest review to date Redeye! And the most bat-shittery, yet the most awesome movie that stars Seagal AND Tyson to date!
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Aww thank you so much friend! Loved your dog video from yesterday :)
@daillestlady
@daillestlady 2 жыл бұрын
"His fake African accent is all over the place". "Reign it in man. Stop taking dialect lessons from Segal"😆🤣😂🤣😂. OMG 🤣😆😂. I am laughing so hard that I'm crying laughing. Your videos are highly entertaining and hilarious. Please keep it up!
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
So glad you like them :)
@derekgray644
@derekgray644 2 жыл бұрын
this looks like a full movie of Command & Conquer cut scenes.
@TowerFu
@TowerFu 2 жыл бұрын
14:53 I have the shrill laughter of Rich Evans ringing hauntingly in my head at Mike Tysons "performance"
@lautheimpaler4686
@lautheimpaler4686 2 жыл бұрын
The Capital is burning. I'm Andy.
@colinandrew89
@colinandrew89 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 classic man another gem 30 seconds in and I’m dead
@mladenkulic446
@mladenkulic446 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, you just hit 5000 subs. Next, 10 000 subs or more coming in 2022.😉
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!!!
@UrMomsChauffer
@UrMomsChauffer Жыл бұрын
Moe is the middle Pep Boy. Manny, Moe, and Jack. The three best friends your car ever had.
@timw.5030
@timw.5030 2 жыл бұрын
Would be amazing if someone forced Seagal to watch all of these comedic reviews of his movies.
@shambles416
@shambles416 2 жыл бұрын
Thank u for making this video because I couldn't make it past 15min of it
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
I gotchyu!
@wheressteve
@wheressteve Жыл бұрын
Hilarious impressions of both Mumble mouth Seagal and Iron lisp Tyson, what a day, what a glorious day indeed !!!
@jedediahreaver210
@jedediahreaver210 2 жыл бұрын
Machamp VS Snorlax,best analogy in this channel ,period.
@AnonymoussuomynonA
@AnonymoussuomynonA 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe The Champ beat Snorlax. I woulda thought our spicy meatball had it in his contract that he can't lose fights like that other meatball Vin Diesel has in his contracts. I wonder if they added that in post behind Segal's back.
@NVboy7636
@NVboy7636 2 жыл бұрын
They really undersold the power of that 50 AE.
@davidjsaul
@davidjsaul Жыл бұрын
No way Seagal agreed to lose that fight. I'll bet they just didn't tell him since 85% of it is a stuntman anyway 😂
@andrewamp1
@andrewamp1 2 жыл бұрын
Machamp vs. Snorlax. You got me there, Subscribed.
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
I gotchyu
@marthastubbs8321
@marthastubbs8321 2 жыл бұрын
Loving these
@thomasripley7042
@thomasripley7042 2 жыл бұрын
I love youur channel, I lose my shit when you so the "Seagal" voice.. Keep up the great work
@RedEyeReviews
@RedEyeReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Lol thank you! His voice just takes ahold of me sometimes
@keithmccall5170
@keithmccall5170 2 жыл бұрын
02:35 I’m dying This movie is up there with The Room
@mr.badguy8500
@mr.badguy8500 2 жыл бұрын
The best part of the movie is clearly when Tyson appears at the last second and confesses he is a sinner and pronounces the pronunciation of Africa ever delivered in history.
@Boss-jl4ue
@Boss-jl4ue 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, just absolutely yes. I've been wanting for this one
@pm2819
@pm2819 2 жыл бұрын
The plot of this film moves as smooth as two drunks fighting up a staircase. 😎
@lnsflare1
@lnsflare1 6 ай бұрын
At least two native English "actors" were in this movie and they clearly never felt the need to tell anyone that the proper term in this context would be "Chinese salesman."
@Skyelite2000
@Skyelite2000 2 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this one, keep up the good work redeye
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