Chinese Man Reviews Total War: Three Kingdoms

[@Vyrus__]

A shitposting german Shao Lin monk... This is the best thing that ever happened

[@fangs4ber832]

Vyrus *Shao lin disciple

[@caseycastro2161]

I AM SATAN BITCH

[@caseycastro2161]

6 MOTHERFUCKIN 66

[@AlphaQHard]

the cavemen will prevail Did that meth wear out yet?

[@caseycastro2161]

@@AlphaQHard nah bro it's still on cause I'm the 666TH MOTHAFUCKIN LIKE HAHAHAHAAAAA

[@povilzem]

I love how your accent sometimes just switches from Chinese to German in the middle of a word.

[@abilawaandamari8366]

Ranton is just a clusterfuck of accents

[@ImWhyMortalsCry]

That's why I love him as a German myself

[@yamagucci2966]

Hahaha

[@michureb]

And then he went to Russian...

[@gould8019]

That's why for the longest time I didn't know which one he was, now I know he is a mix.

[@alishoghi6391]

A half German half Chinese dude living in Germany reviewing a British game and randomly swearing in Arabic and screaming at his mostly american audience in Russian.

[@TheFutureAwaits]

Hes also a trained Shaolin Monk

[@none4174]

... I respect this man

[@jasonicgamer1683]

Newb Playz plus the entire universe

[@Himmyjewett]

@@jasonicgamer1683 plus the entire dimension

[@king_koby9591]

He can also rap in French

[@ericwolf3230]

Chinese People here, his final rating is 8/10 You are welcome :)

[@TrueCarthaginian]

Eric Wolf is the most Chinese name I've ever heard.

[@jamesc.2907]

Hey, can you explain further? :)

[@ericwolf3230]

@@jamesc.2907 Chinese can count from 1 to 10 by one single hand, that gesture at 08:47 (streching out thumb and index fingure) is the sign of 8.

[@sneakysnake7695]

In South Africa that symbol means seven in gang and prison culture.

[@WhViSp]

In germany it means two beers

[@jsmith4liberty]

This is probably the trippiest review I have ever seen for a game. Subbed.

[@manuelaigner6154]

He is Fucking unique😂👌 Ich liebe seinen Kontent Bro😂

[@bisugzzz]

Lol same here this guy is crazy

[@Jyeoi]

Yea man... my new fave since Angry Joe

[@Ranakade]

This one was a little moderate than his usual reviews lol

[@yannispirou101]

You were probably new at that time lol

[@crusaderofthelowlands3750]

Oh my god.... Shaolin Nazies are a thing. We're doomed.

[@SmokeAnDrink]

Hol'up

[@someone_7233]

Omg That had me crying 😂💔

[@SebastianMaruntiel]

@Jesus Christ Denton awesome!

[@endingwithoutbeginning1683]

Well the Nazis Symbol looks familiar with buddhas symbol uh huh

[@ichibanhan2805]

NI HAO, KUNG PAO INTO AUSCHWITZ YOU GO NOW

[@promiseistrying]

This video is the embodiment of Chaotic Neutral

[@chocamocha4541]

Hahahaa

[@KoryLunaa]

We have a Way of the Open Hand Chaotic Neutral monk, its an absolute nightmare, this video shows heres why

[@andresmcguire-buckley1659]

INVASIONI

[@Ghostrebel017]

@@KoryLunaa what background is this madman?

[@aldeambarasakti]

I don't know why i read that as Catholic Neutral.

[@JohanDuck]

”Sino-German ADHD man reviews TW:3K and lectures his audience how to create offspring”

[@jonathanwells223]

Duck Rectum that sent me into a coughing fit

[@bogdanmichel7961]

can someone tell me what music used Anton in the intro 0:00

[@martinimate4336]

You hold them down...Their Face...Face..Sex

[@dadaddy5308]

I saw this comment at work and I died xD

[@xXGalacticSniper50Xx]

Sino-saxon

[@CuteC3]

Where can I get lessons to speak in meme like you do?

[@deborahruthjoaquin7110]

CuteC3 meme compilation

[@theduckofthelake7076]

It’s meme just learn Memes

[@justinscheidt1655]

Join the Shaolin for three years...

[@orlandodraws8924]

@@justinscheidt1655 don't join the shaolin join the ranton

[@1chaplain]

How many camera cuts and angles do you want? Ranton: Yes

[@umphreak9999]

he's the only creator on the platform where this kind of spastic, ADD editing actually fits and isn't an annoyance. it's a miracle really

[@JM.....]

What's your plan? "Chaos"

[@thephoenixlord9339]

Brooooo wth I love this dude, Chinese + German and then random Arabic words also XD

[@walterkasica6480]

He started speaking Russian near the end

[@rockyn191]

THE PHOENIXLORD dont forget the russian

[@Oliver-wz8yf]

It was German

[@CRUSADERKIVIN]

Everyone is dropping Arabic words in Germany.

[@wipwops8311]

dont forget hes a retired shaolin fighter monk

[@mider-spanman5577]

I came straight here after the Shaolin Monk BBC documentary video. This is a complete switch up and this dude is hilarious!

[@lint3067]

Hahaha found my way here the same route! Entertaining for sure

[@frightingk2918]

Same

[@jeronragoonanan8136]

read that as Shaolin B.B.C doumentary and thought of big black monks

[@SurrealBeliefs]

This is amazing. No other videos need to be made about Three Kingdoms.

[@RealRanton]

Well thank you 😆

[@derangedtortoise909]

Ranton hello China man

[@warlordqueekheadtaker7960]

@@RealRanton you have the best game reviews!!

[@askesahl1412]

We have struck gold, this is the best review channel on KZbin

[@MauriceTarantulas]

He plays on easy meaning fake review. I.e shilling.

[@TomW215]

Matt Burrows ok then mush

[@ed8212]

Get the executioner bois, I’ll hold him down

[@anthonykey9706]

@Matt Burrows shut up

[@megawierdspagoot262]

Time for a crusade?

[@Strickem]

Wtf his arabic is actually pretty dope Damn it rantoni pepperoni

[@BTArnold100]

He's quite the linguist

[@pan-semitistcommunist4181]

I'm genuinely curious how many languages he speaks. To me it's impressive to speak anything more than 3, I got a hard enough time with the one that I speak, I don't need no others ATM lol.

[@wardeni9603]

@@pan-semitistcommunist4181 Language basics are actually not that difficult to pick up, the real hard part is advanced use. Your brain subconsciously picks up stuff just by hearing people say it. Also if you learn several languages in the same language family you kind of start to understand them all a bit. Like for example in addition to my native language (Finnish) I speak English, Swedish, Norwegian and German, and I can understand Dutch and Icelandic a bit even though I've never put effort into learning them, simply because I know other languages in the same language family.

[@thebluesoldier860]

@@wardeni9603 Most People Can't Say All letters and that what makes it hard to learn languages efficiently . This Guy doesn't have that Barrier . So that allows him to say lines from other languages with perfect accent .ez

[@wardeni9603]

@@thebluesoldier860 The reason he doesn't have that barrier is because he has learned many languages

[@therealguy2282]

Every time he speaks German I think he's about to start a revolution

[@TrusteeNail]

Why is he in a beer hall at Munich?

[@freetek23]

As an Austrian who speaks German as mother tongue, I can say it's terrifying as well. Bings back ̶m̶̶e̶̶m̶̶o̶̶r̶̶y̶̶s fear.

[@Pablo407]

I’m the 666th like finally

[@quercusalba4517]

Klaus Koch Wir müssen die Axis wieder aufbauen und China reinholen, mit den Shaolin werden wir unbesiegbar und werden genug Lebensraum erobern!

[@somethingguy4928]

@@ComradeBavarat nein nein nein! Ich gebe du kein Bratwurst! Schlechtes Mensch!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Lu Bu: Can anybody provide me with a decent challenge? Ranton: Hold my Ramen

[@nerotheantihero5031]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache dude the nostalgia

[@ButtmanRises]

lol

[@hellMode]

it's Lü Bu, lu bu is Russian currency

[@Damienov]

Lo Mien not ramen, if you wanna stereotype at least get it right

[@kevinzhu6417]

Ramen is japanese but u still get my upvote Sha Bi

[@domenica3639]

Sun Tzu explaining his strategy to troops: 3:12

[@madmannn9576]

That strategy was actually used by the Zulu interestingly

[@RealPsychz]

Ranton: I'm half chinese... Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ranton: and German! Also me: ( ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ )

[@nullprop]

What is this comment even meant to imply

[@deivisony]

@@nullprop idk but I love it

[@HL-lk5ln]

@@nullprop Asians have small eyes and German have big eyes???

[@RealPsychz]

@@nullprop They were technically enemies during WW2

[@VALLAERION]

I can say the same, except I dont look as Chinese...

[@Gogo32monkey]

But where is Shaolin Temple?! "The information is *NOT* provided!"

[@amisfitpuivk]

Why is that not some land mark that grants more public happiness or something? Was it not around yet?

[@WanneSomeSoup]

Hi yeah like 1100 years early. It was built around 1300.

[@tingpekang1087]

The game is good. But no sex scene. 1/10

[@ninjahell1]

@@tingpekang1087 100% agreed, Total War can remove the battles and sieges for all i care but can't leave out the sex scene. The nerves of some developers man

[@tjayk9127]

Funny thing is he actually did point out where it would be in correlation to the map could’ve just been a joke though

[@daraechols3370]

2:51 "what is happening in this house?" I love how he didnt panic, he just took a stance lol

[@hasyy151]

A chinese man who loves memes and has a sense of humour of god. -Living legend

[@LordLobov]

Cao Ni Ma

[@hasyy151]

@@LordLobov smol lan jiao

[@KashNoK]

He's also half German.

[@Victor-hy9ux]

@@KashNoK A German has a sense of humour, jUEsE cHrIs!!??

[@KashNoK]

@@Victor-hy9ux hOLy sh1iTT

[@gespenst0083]

Ranton using blitzkrieg on total war.

[@pangzhiyu8098]

If I didn't see your comment I wouldn't have noticed.

[@AnkaraMessi-p8g]

@@pangzhiyu8098 booo

[@アーコリー]

2:10 “But it doesn't end here, gwai lo” -Ranton

[@nurielwong527]

you literally need to be asian enough and german enough to understand his jokes xD you know what almost everything

[@TheKeaneGardener]

😂 That was hilarious! 😂

[@m.a.w.5562]

i don't get it

[@nathancheung3601]

@@m.a.w.5562 gwai lo: direct translation- ghost person, meaning- white person/westerner

[@Diesel_Budgie]

I wish I knew all the languages and all the memes just so I could get 90% of your jokes instead of 50% Still more and better jokes than any other reviewer. Mad props.

[@alexherzog-stein8767]

You actually only need to know German and English but German is necessary for getting the majority of the jokes🤔 but I agree with you he is the best reviewer 😂

[@nikitachernenko5799]

@@alexherzog-stein8767 There was also a russian quote "Детка смотри в мои глаза" "Baby look into my eyes"

[@oguzhankzgn9000]

@@alexherzog-stein8767 there was also turkish "götünden ayran içerim" which means "ill drink ayran from your ass"

[@bg3622]

@@oguzhankzgn9000 nerede? Bulamadım.

[@talhasidd]

He also said "Randi ka bacha", which in Urdu means "Son of a whore".

[@Agentcoolguy1]

I subbed in the first 2 minutes. Bravo, 11/10 content.

[@ethanspiegel6977]

Same

[@thevoyager8960]

7/10

[@zulikun6]

it's actually 8

[@zues287]

I read that as "11/10 consent." Gave me a good chuckle.

[@rifanifauzi3861]

"My other half is German, so somehow i understand TOTAL WAR!" 🤣

[@jamil3286]

Ranton: I think total war suits fantasy better than historical games Long time Total war fans: NANI!?!?

[@r4v3nh0od3]

Warhammer is also historical in my heart

[@Edge9404]

I was a historical TW fan but ever since I tried WH2 out (I refused to play it before that because I was stubborn) it became my favorite Total War.

[@six2make4]

I have played since Total War Rome and Medieval 2 and agree, fantasy is more awesome, but they need to stop removing features instead of trying to fix them. Imagine WH2 with sea battles and the ability to set a focus on settlements/regions to be growth, economic or military and then it just auto builds what it believes is best, like in the old games?

[@Hedmanification]

six2make4 No i want medieval 3 pls habibi dont give them ideas before medieval 3 plsss

[@saber2802]

@@Edge9404 I actually don't like warhammer total war

[@xanderdesmecht.7905]

Omg it was my drawing!!!! I AM SOOOO HAPPY thanks rantoni peperoni and THE peperoni army for THE upvotes love you guys😁👍

[@deusfuckingvult9727]

3:11 Ranton: My strategy is an exploit. Alexander the great: I am a joke to you?

[@bond0815]

thatsthejoke.jpg

[@pyotrilyichtchaikovsky3733]

Thats not how Alexander fought

[@julianrosentrager2792]

"I understand totaler Krieg" -Ranton the half German 2019

[@andreascovano7742]

eis was ein befehl!

[@wolf-xf6hf]

Me: speaks only English Me after one Ranton video: I am a Chinese, French, and German genius.

[@questionc9312]

wolf 101 lol

[@maxhuzen6329]

6:06 I can't believe this guy was a shaolin monk

[@acyh4097]

@Cao ni ma LMAO bro you got the hint 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lderintp9380]

Thats a famous Training they have to go trough

[@reclusearchgrimaldus3680]

my russian face, when you suddenly start speaking russian: o_o not bad, by the way. You coud be a good russian :D

[@TuriusRay]

Man (I don't know how to pronunce your name) I like Russia but when I see Russia on street view or in a film I feel sadness, like if life lost it's colors there. I'm not trying to angry or troll you but you can tell me why I feel that?

[@fellasontoast]

@@TuriusRay idk why you would ask such a sensitive question you could easily answer yourself

[@slicky5282]

@@TuriusRay every ex soviet country is like that. It's because of poorness...

[@reclusearchgrimaldus3680]

@@TuriusRay thanks to soviet union fucks. But I'm a lucky person, I live in Saint-Petersburg. Google for it :) Not a problem, you can ask, if you're interested in somethig.

[@pozk-tf6ey]

@@TuriusRay cuz russia is a shithole/wasteland/#corruptedforever. TrUst Me, I lIvE iN RosiA. And for the note - we consider Saint-Peterburg and Moscow as a separated countries inside of the country. Kremlin filled by the Jews.

[@GSixFiveFourThreeFourDashTwo]

In case anybody is wondering, the hand gesture he did at the end means 8 (八 bā）

[@abyssprimus]

Thanks

[@canehdianbacon2177]

I WAS wondering! 😂

[@jeremytng3154]

Umm, could you explain. Cause I thought of that as seven. I'm Chinese

[@yoshiprime3949]

2:37 I legit pissed my pants laughing... lmfao

[@nitemare3904]

Your Face. My Face.....Face.... Hilarious

[@cosmosflowermusic]

"... but it doesn't end here gwailou.." this almost killed me

[@AstolfoCh]

THESE GUAI LOU

[@DreiiFernandes]

lmao all these GWAILOU smh

[@AstolfoCh]

@@DreiiFernandes It's Guai Lou LMAO, he utterly butchered it. How sad

[@DreiiFernandes]

@@AstolfoCh 😂 itd be funny if he said DLLM guai lou

[@ThePhilNews]

I am so confused with this channel. I read the title thinking like "fair enough, is a reasonable idea for a video". And then he starts talking with a german accent and is a shaolin apprentice. Needless to say, I did not expect that.

[@jakea3950]

Absolutely not responsible. So you either criticize it or realise it's comedy and atleast for me very entertaining.

[@ocelot7720]

Now how can you not respect this guy?!? I sincerely hope he gets back from whatever difficult period in his life he has now. Wish you the best.

[@Conrad75]

8:50 you underestimate the power of google. 8/10 video

[@Weeping-Angel]

That’s actually impressive. I wouldn’t know where to start

[@dingleberry4234]

What did you even google😂

[@Conrad75]

@@dingleberry4234 I'm pretty sure I just looked up "chinese numbers hand signs" and went to images lol

[@dingleberry4234]

@@Conrad75 ah I see

[@Cloud9vegas1]

As an average fan of total war, I can agree that we actually do that at 6:02 when it comes to new fans

[@Laserbully]

I'm an arab myself, and i'm so happy that Anton does jokes in arabic and multiple other languages. It's very clever and makes him that much more unique.

[@MayaMachina-n8s]

0:34 wasted potential that you didn't say "Lmao Zedong"

[@deadpixelc]

i think people with normal IQ would have gotten that from "lmao" alone...

[@vincentquijano7657]

I think it is cos hes made that joke before

[@thevoiceofreach9224]

Bruh 😂🤣😂

[@MayaMachina-n8s]

@@vincentquijano7657 Ah, I wasn't sure if I had because this was one of the first videos I saw of him

[@nqh4393]

Cao Ni Ma is my favourite Lord. Change my mind.

[@gmr.7979]

N Q H My Fav lord is Ni Ma Si Le

[@dembruuh4836]

this guy gets it lol

[@aerojetrocketdyners-2538]

@lethal hipster 跳楼自杀

[@raidenkeify]

My favorite is Hong Hong

[@aerojetrocketdyners-2538]

@@raidenkeify honorable madisha

[@austinkersey2445]

8:47 Right as he gave it an 8/10 with the "V" shape I got a V8 commercial. I am dead. This video has killed me.

[@lukaskuhl5906]

*Me:* sees thumbnail *Also Me:* WELCOME TO THE RICEFIELDS MOFFUGA

[@ryoasuka1213]

This Ain't Vietnam

[@ls200076]

@@ryoasuka1213 *IT IS NOW*

[@filipbabic4913]

Chinese themed game comes out* Toni Rantoni Peperoni Invasioni: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

[@coremix4826]

Ranton: you think you understand Chinese culture!? Ranton a minute later: it's a beautiful Chinese tree that blossoms... Like a Chinese tree

[@justarandomguy8211]

Game developer: *breathes* Rantoni: I'm bout to 7 this man's whole career

[@FatGhoul]

He actually rated it an 8 this time. The gesture he makes at the end like the Nike symbol is used to denote the number "8" in China

[@justarandomguy8211]

Tom Fiddle well fuck

[@YouKingofTube]

Anton ti spalilsya!))

[@holypain8152]

I found your channel today and now I'm a subscriber. Edit: you are my favorite anime.

[@nazzzzzzzzzzzzz]

1:46 i lost it when he said "cao ni ma"😂

[@morericewillcookrice]

Lmao same

[@dafunktrunk]

Haha, where did you learn those words you Malaysian?

[@TheChenchen]

Nice catch

[@obama5934]

@@dafunktrunk maybe he's Chinese muslim? Or a guy who knows "cao ni ma" cause honestly, how can you not

[@dafunktrunk]

@@obama5934 Yeah, good point. How can you not?

[@SVNNY]

"but it doesnt end here GUAI LAO" LMAOOOO that shit cracked me up love how you incorporated chinese into your review!! as a chinese person, this makes me happy

[@Fiatbob]

SVNNY Ha! I know that’s Chinese for gringo! Super funny, made me laugh too😄 btw 我也是白人。

[@SVNNY]

@@Fiatbob btw your chinese is quite good

[@domnickhardin1198]

I have to say, your arabic is good my friend especially مصخرة

[@nakednader878]

Indeed but the way he says killing is from a saudi arabic and not from classic arabic

[@mikzikomax1851]

مسخره

[@BERKAYWOOD]

@@thelonewanderer69 to sum it up. Dialects.

[@domnickhardin1198]

@@thelonewanderer69 it means nonsense in arabic

[@shobhitpandey1312]

When you smile thorough out the video.. You know that Chanel is good

[@Siebensaltos]

Tree:*does what trees usally do* Rantoni:*goes mad*

[@Irgendjemandlol]

Rantoni: Last Samurai reference

[@brookykimathi3253]

I literally died of laughter when he put Madisha on the Chinese hero list .Hats off to this guy😂😂

[@YPalsson]

and a “caonima”, wtf

[@BTArnold100]

Bro I legit died. Had to pause and go back just to make sure😂 🇿🇦

[@flagella1337]

I couldn't stop laughing when he sneaked in a "cao ni ma".

[@WesleyHuang]

1:45 CHAO NI MA is absolute the real MVP, stronger than LU BU.

[@lunchmoney1114]

CHAO NI MA NIU BWW

[@Its_Lu_Bu]

BLASHPHEMY! FITE ME BICH!

[@deshawncarlisle3840]

lah bang wesley

[@youseftaha8539]

As an Arab from Egypt I approve this Maskhara.

[@ahmadtarek7763]

😂😂😂

[@Moe5Tavern]

What does "Maskhara" mean?

[@ahmadtarek7763]

@@Moe5Tavern I think it's Arabic for a shitshow or a fucked up situation . My Arabic is kinda rusty tho I learned it from mom, I mostly speak Danish or English .

[@LoaiMarey]

Nice to see another egyptian fantoni

[@youseftaha8539]

@@LoaiMarey احنا لازم كولنا كمصريين نقف ورا رانتون و نبعبصوا xD

[@easternlights3155]

2:09 a Last Samurai reference was probably the last thing I expected going into this video lmao

[@mcdandee8041]

Ein deutscher Shaolin Kriegsmönch der Spiele Reviewed mit nem Humor über den ich mal richtig lachen kann? Dude, es ist nicht viel. Aber nimm mein Abo und mein Like 😘

[@captainstag8189]

Ich weiß nicht, was Sie sagen, alles, was ich weiß, ist wahrscheinlich Deutsch

[@authurmorgan2325]

This is deutsche

[@BeNuTzErNaMe0]

Is so

[@yamagucci2966]

Someone pls translate

[@mcdandee8041]

@@yamagucci2966 Well it pretty much means this : A german Shaolin Warmonk that Reviews Games with a humor I can really laugh about? Dude, it isnt much. But take my subscription and my like :D

[@OokamiFire]

I'm not chinese but i took two mandarin courses and went to china last year. solid 8/10

[@samitaipale9612]

I had started learning Chinese and I was glad to see that I understood that 8 in the end whitout going to Google

[@theoogway2573]

@@samitaipale9612 same

[@aroma13]

7:57 I laught so hard at that part

[@flira]

Best Part! ahaahaha

[@drakewinder973]

What does that mean

[@memydreamy]

@@drakewinder973 "I'm asking you, do you not trust your leader?"

[@udinamursona1064]

1:46 he actually said cao ni ma and being Chinese, I died laughing XD

[@samontebanks410]

What does it mean?

[@camakazeeee]

I’m boring white, but I got it cause I played pubg once. Did me a chuckle.

[@skylerhecker33]

the pinyin for it is actually cao

[@udinamursona1064]

@Jam Lee lmao shit misspelling, that's my bad

[@Jyeoi]

Yea i caught that rofl

[@lucaszarro2855]

0:32 LMAO more like L-MAO ZEDONG AMIRITE FELLAS?

[@CBRN-115]

Off to the re-education camp

[@EvoSwatch]

Tianamen what? Dont remember...

[@Zequintiny]

1:45 cao ni ma was one of the only phrases my friends taught me, in addition to “gweilo.” Nothing realistically useful.

[@s4214988]

cao ni ma is the magic word that gets you either laid or kicked. It is useful enough. ;)

[@duoyili536]

@@s4214988 I wonder how saying that gets you laid lol

[@s4214988]

@@duoyili536 a lonely mum maybe

[@duoyili536]

@@s4214988 ehhh, could work

[@VincentHarold]

Petition to make Rantoni as a TW Three Kingdoms general

[@ジェフェ]

As a non guai-lo myself I appreciate the subtle language references. Got flashbacks of military camp from listening to 團結就是力量

[@entropyanonymous3385]

I'm getting filthy frank vibes over here

[@Rakehell007]

You had me at "Rantoni Respect Your Borderoni" hahaha! Sure you're not like 5% Italian?

[@bosvikbroflovski3467]

the rant of the cao family leading to 'caonima' was brilliant

[@thesacred953]

Half Chinese, half German, talks English, German, sometimes Arabic and Russian and commented by Ukrainian... INSANE SHIT

[@jamesmroczek8460]

Didn’t know what I expected clicking on this but it was amazing keep it up

[@Dre2Dee2]

Cao Cao with 100/100 credibility? Must be a bug

[@prttyflacko]

It's just the power from Ranton

[@TheBader159]

I am an Arabian, and I totally approve your accent and the way you use the words, I am hooked to your videos literally.

[@virajmaheshwar9135]

You worth more than millions of subscribers. I know... I KNOW...

[@Marc-.]

Id say a 100mill is the correct number

[@jjy8991]

"It doesn't end here 鬼佬" actually crying xD

[@leechongdingdong2000]

what does itmean?

[@shaun4325]

Lee Chong Ding Dong 鬼佬 means foreigner or direct translation ghost people

[@BewmCroissant]

@@leechongdingdong2000 it means "fORIGNER" 🤣

[@darrenwang8879]

@@shaun4325 It is used to reference to how white Caucasian foreigners are.

[@c4_noveandrodwiadhiyaksa_155]

WHAT IS THIS EDITING So freakin hilarious tho😂

[@matthiasfreaked]

1:49 Cao ni Ma XD I heard that

[@samyd0_0]

1:45

[@田中青梅]

Wo chaow

[@内卷外翻]

he just wanted to say it.

[@CCPJAYLPHAN1994]

他爸爸还是妈妈德国人？

[@dubinigerchersi9472]

@@CCPJAYLPHAN1994 我是他的爸爸我是车臣人。

[@songkoktinggi6482]

0:26 Jokes aside, that's a hell of a pistol squat. the cleanest form I ever seen... expected nothing less from an ex shaolin monk

[@johabus5041]

Do you know the music playing that part?

[@cronusblackstar2045]

@@johabus5041 Juikuen Drunken Master ost

[@RafaelRibeiro-id3tu]

I know right?I was looking for that comment haha. I can't even imagine how to progress to that movement.

[@d.hunter1099]

I'm late to the party, but just so you know, the way you snuck cao ni ma in there was majestic

[@TheGamingDorito5]

I was actually feeling really messed up. I had a lot going through my mind and Ranton definitely made me feel a whole lot better.

[@ansel8]

When America attack China: WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOZZZAAAFOOOOKKKKKAAAAAA

[@legna_ow]

Yo I used to saw only your shaolin temple videos, but man how funny it's this, i'm subscribing rigth now

[@magnificent0215]

Ranton WHY Not Go Live With e3 I want to see your reaction live😁

[@pooyaakhgari3089]

Oh damn now i want it Please ranton , Pleaaase

[@pooyaakhgari3089]

I need a professional multi-language translator to watch this vid...

[@tianblin3335]

Hello, I am a professional multilingual translator. Here are some of the jokes you might have missed because you haven't yet mastered chinese, german or south african politics. Keep in mind, that I'm always aiming for maximum clarity, which might not leave all of the jokes intact. Here we go: 1. Hu shuobadao means you talk nonsense, (excerp from a song) 2. Total war is a reference to this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qHbMpaqZj8ZmoZY A speech by Joseph Goebbels in which he asked if the german people want the "Totalen Krieg (Total war) 3. Caonima is chinese for "fuck your mother" 4. blog.thelinguist.com/who-is-a-guai-lo 5... forget it. Rantons videos are so dense with jokes and little hidden references, my years of experience make no difference. Translator out.

[@pooyaakhgari3089]

@@tianblin3335 Oh my god im tearing the hell up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you Very Much! ❤️❤️❤️

[@Papercleeep]

@@tianblin3335 a hero that rantoni city deserves

[@yurei9012]

When your home alone and see an army of rats crawl across your floor 6:24

[@piotrczezyk2860]

btw, during reading names from portraits at 1.46 he said cao ni ma -> (f* your mother), laughed so hard

[@skyng8040]

Ah! The legendary hero Cioa Ni Ma. VERY COOL

[@AcelShock]

Cao ni ma*

[@JUANHERNANDEZ23.]

Hahahaha laughed when he said that

[@miagi1337]

Oh kurwa!

[@costa2018]

love how he said cao ni ma at Hu Qinshan, made my day!

[@Xalex021]

Got -105 Rice "do you not trust your leader?"

[@beneb.1370]

Flank flank und dan durch die mitte penetriert

[@玛莎-t3i]

LOLOL at the start introducing generals, i heard a "cao ni ma "near the end XDD

[@delushn]

8:47 its an 8. im not a chineese

[@yokgor4675]

Wrong! That’s a 7! 😂 No seriously, that’s a 7....

[@zhongbocheng8074]

Phoo Yeah no I’m pretty sure it’s an 8. I’m actually Chinese btw

[@jamessantos6150]

No it’s actually check. Im Canadian BTW

[@Estebanpueblos]

@@jamessantos6150 Maybe depending on the region? Chinaland is huge. Im German BTW

[@sharkle9]

Im uk BTW

[@skyz6708]

5:50 i agree. I've played Shogun 2 and Rome 2, Three Kingdoms is definitely overwhelming to start off with.

[@alinsansu3010]

2:40 meme ia called “most dangerous prisoner in africa” thank me later

[@data00entity]

thank you

[@risepandaKK]

1:46 @Ranton "Cao Ni Ma" (respectful way mentioned your mom)

[@Enovate47]

I'm glad someone else picked up on that. :)

[@KopyKats]

Hmmm...

[@illinoia9688]

Am I the only person that uses traditional Chinese

[@KopyKats]

@@illinoia9688 应该吧。。。

[@Ainomato]

Ma chao: I FIGHT IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE. Rantoni : i fight in the name of my rantoni dicki hue hue hue

[@TiredFox42]

Hab gerade eben dein Video über die Shaolin Doku gesehen. Alles ruhig und interessiert. Dann klicke ich hier rauf und bin like "What.." Hast auf jedenfall nen neuen Abonent, ich liebe diese verrückte Art. Ein einziges Meme dude.

[@lauri6052]

Nihao chailan! i don't know chinese but that's a Finnish kids tv show