Chinese Navy Issues Angry Warning to US Plane in South China Sea - Audio Recording

The Chinese navy repeatedly warned the U.S. Navy P-8A Poseidon plane to leave airspace around disputed islands in the South China Sea. "Foreign military aircraft, this is Chinese navy. You are approaching our military alert zone. Leave immediately," a Chinese naval officer warned the U.S. plane in tense radio exchange, "Your action is unfriendly and dangerous. Please go away quickly."
U.S. Sailors assigned to Patrol Squadron (VP) 45 conduct flight operations aboard a P-8A Poseidon over the Spratly Islands in South China Sea, May 20. VP-45 is on deployment supporting U.S. 7th Fleet operations in the Pacific.
Credit: Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class Joshua Scott.
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[@magnanimus9692]

US: "I am operating with due regard as required under international law" China: "meow" US: (damn, he makes a great argument)

[@DoubleAAce]

@@hunter-ry3tl what is that

[@estee3305]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sparrowcap.946]

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 omg

[@hunter-ry3tl]

@Anime Warlord go tell that to the Afgan people that made up their mind to aid usa in their quest to couter terrorist.

[@hunter-ry3tl]

@@DoubleAAce ask that to the Afgan people who aid usa to fight against terrorist.

[@RabidPrairieDog]

Does the Chinese navy just rotate the mic among their crew to see who has the best English to deliver the message?

[@microman6900]

It seems so

[@circoatayde]

I dont see the unitedstatians answering in chinese to them.

[@RabidPrairieDog]

Why should they? English is the international language.

[@gatteo86]

Those were international waters, shy should US reply in chinese?

[@ceeasterly1283]

English, specifically American English is the international language of air traffic control, and so used worldwide. America allso has the best and biggest bombs, we don't need to know any other languages.

[@joeyzucchini]

I like how they are both just repeating their protocol lines over and over to eachother expecting something to change. And they both sounds more frustrated as it keeps going on.

[@glennheth3472]

They're both out there thousands of miles away from home to repeat protocol lines at each other as part of a geopolitical dick wagging contest. Yeah, they'd probably be a touch annoyed at the situation.

[@felipearenasbarr]

@Detraxa Well, in this specific case China is the one who is causing the trouble after literslly building islands and stablishing military bases to be available to legally claim the sea which is very important in the international worldwide trade, etc... Edit: Forgot to mention that it is also a sea under multiple countries claiming it, but China is making "agressive" moves.

[@mtio2807]

Honestly, I thought they just replayed the orders over and over to make the video funny. So, wow! Or should I say, meow?

[@cumsquatch8057]

@@felipearenasbarr this is the same shit the US does building bases all over the fucking world.

[@thelonegerman2314]

We Are American Expansionist and Want your place, Please Identif yourself

[@multiBurnfire]

best part is the Chinese straight up saying 'go away' ... like bro

[@davidwebster9788]

And being ignored.

[@Glocktopus]

1:59 Chinese navy: go away quickly US Sailor: I'm operating with the regard as required under international law... Chinese guy: Meow

[@tanhongmeng5799]

fuck you

[@Adamz678]

@@tanhongmeng5799 wok yu too!

[@jacobocaj5778]

Cat fried rice day I see. lol

[@agoogleuser7301]

No u

[@airwakkerre1861]

@F100 D oh look the Americans who always brag about how good their military is and then russia beats them

[@forsaturn4629]

Chinese navy: Leave now quick US pilot: No Chinese navy: *Meow*

[@Jimmy-er2mc]

I knew I wasn’t the only one to hear that meow!!!

[@RandomGuys_]

USA: operating in international airspace China: yOu aRe iN cHiNes aiRsPaCe

[@tidus2110]

The island is now completed armed with anti air missiles, airstrips and radar, the USA can do jack squat.

[@diifredz3659]

Americans to Chinese : Hold my Beer 🤘🤘

[@michaelrunnels7660]

@@tidus2110 "the USA can do jack squat" Surely you jest!

[@psycho9554]

US: Saying same sentence over and over. China: Switching between them to deliver the message in perfect English accent. 🤣

[@QUABLEDISTOCFICKLEPO]

PSYCHO Perfect? I guess so, for a Chinese.

[@kellykircher_88]

they both sounds like NPC trying to do conversation with limited script lol

[@RedHorseCebu]

4:40 "Foreign Military airplane" I lost it lol!! He sounds like the Asian dude from south park lol!!

[@Oogabooga-]

China: "Stop touching me" US:. "I'm not touching you" China: "Stop touching me" US: "I'm not touching you"

[@Krystalmyth]

*Actual touching intensifies*

[@ugIybastard]

Yo this is making me horny.

[@naraithsil]

Sounds like a rape case in 2019

[@linellveruela6093]

😆😆😆

[@ShinziiArt]

@@ugIybastard tf

[@yoloswaggins1579]

This video in a nutshell: Chinese guys: Leave. American: I'm a plane.

[@jean-louisbranchaud9333]

Pretty much

[@cookieboi4449]

@@precyraviva2562 If a war broke out with China, then these are the countries China would have to fight: Japan, Vietnam, Canada, France, Britain, USA, Australia, India, and many more. Who thinks China would be able to defeat all these nations? If you think China would be defeated, then it is best for China to remove herself from the SCS. The first country to fire a shot at China will be Vietnam, and China cannot fire back at Vietnam and all the other nations listed above. So, it will be best for China to abandon her ridiculous claim of the SCS.

[@qiteguy9608]

@@cookieboi4449 You have unrealistic dream for those countries listed above, they only support Vietnam at peaceful times, when the war broke out they won't give two shit about Vietnam as it can offer nothing to them.

[@yooper0987]

@@cookieboi4449 Back in 79, China got its butt whipped by Vietnam.

[@qiteguy9608]

@@yooper0987 It's actually the other way around. But of course the Vietnamese government would brainwash their people into believing it, it's what weak countries do to keep their people in line.

[@djacob9800]

The meow had me cracking up my sides hurts, was not ready for that.

[@spamlmao3399]

4:51 man 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I love how he transitions from English to Chinese even with the accent 😭😭😭

[@12StringHWY]

America: we are here lawfully. China: buy something or get out.

[@narsimhaswrath9938]

😂😂

[@Mizo_channel9]

🤣🤣

[@christophergutierrez8966]

Hurry up and buy

[@driftspecs13]

@@christophergutierrez8966 you break, you buy!

[@dingliedangliedoodle9261]

Aw fuck, this got me good.

[@kroneyt1493]

China: "WE WANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY DAMN IT" Also China: *_meow_*

[@mi4936]

Furthermore China: Releases Genshin Impact

[@reecerx7]

hahahahahaha

[@alexvermaak1759]

They were probably just about to cook up some lunch when this happened

[@Greg042869]

I thought that was the US calling them catty.

[@chrispraz5198]

😹 you no MESS with me.

[@ttrestle]

4:42 I literally lost it 🤣

[@benjaminjaskoski1334]

I seriously thought one of the Americans was mocking the Chinese by doing a Cartman imitation.

[@kkandola9072]

😭😭😭😭

[@kkandola9072]

@@benjaminjaskoski1334he sounds like Buk Lau from those ownage prank call videos 😂😂

[@samuels1123]

US "I am operating with due regard" China (Intense tone) (background alarm) "Please stay away"

[@laplthelullemann]

I just watched seven and a half minutes of people saying the same over and over again... the *meow* was the highlight

[@socratesvela8285]

Yes, the military can be very boring.

[@barandeveci8434]

Welcome to military. A world of has no common sense. And definitely not Call of Duty

[@bluegreen8506]

Hahaha i thought i am the only one who heard the sound of a cat hahahah mao mao

[@Armoredcompany]

Some airline pilot who was like "if these guys are just going to be annoying on GUARD Imma throw in a meow to make things spicy"

[@noelpalapuz3955]

meow and go go..🤣🤣

[@imdabossownage]

holy shit, this is like calling two customer service representatives of different companies and letting them speak to each other...

[@Keallei]

The most accurate description.

[@stonerman15]

Correct

[@davidmella1174]

or having two scammers talk to each other on the phone

[@eoagr1780]

With the capacity of scaling international conflicts to war with one mistake.

[@240fxst]

Call centers international!

[@chasingdragons9798]

"You go!"

[@sarvajit2390]

Lyrics: This is Chinese Navy, please go away quickly in-order to avoid wrong judgement. I'm a United States military aircraft conducting lawful military activities outside national airspace. *meow*

[@HuffDaddyYT]

*I like how they pass the mic around to see who speaks the best English and one of them went "meow"*

[@psg9119]

♛ Huffdaddy™ 😂😂😂😂

[@pongpit726180]

♛ Huffdaddy™ LOL that's funny !!!!

[@MRBOOMTING111]

♛ Huffdaddy™ 😭😭😂😂😂😭😭

[@jb76489]

inflight snack

[@PolPotsPieHole]

lol

[@martsmarts]

The meow was from a commercial airliner listening in the same frequency. They’re trolling

[@tander101]

HAHAHAHA really?!

[@tander101]

That'd be me as a pilot

[@dennyle1162]

@@tander101 not a pilot but I've heard that meowing on the guard channel is like a joke among pilots. Some love it some hate it when people do it.

[@ludawest]

almost definitely from a dash pilot eh martin😂🐈

[@martsmarts]

ludawest I dont sound like a cat ;)

[@wazzo8527]

years later this is still one of the best videos on the internet.

[@gavincoates5560]

Legend has it they are still repeating the same thing back and forth to this day

[@Danwise]

US Aircraft: "I am a United States military aircraft, conducting lawful military activities outside national airspace" Chinese Navy: "Meow" "Space Invader Sounds"

[@solardamp]

I literally read this comment as it happened 😂

[@StockHeightChevy603]

😂😂😂😂😂 meow

[@sneezymango8183]

@@solardamp same here 😂

[@jakelawrence9723]

@@sneezymango8183 same

[@kevinclark9809]

Sammmmeee

[@drunklessdylan1234]

I’m actually confused how these us pilots didn’t laugh once

[@ObamaFromKenya]

Dylan 3E3E I would’ve asked for General Tso’s Chicken

[@drunklessdylan1234]

Barry Obama yes lol

[@tomoliveri8168]

Everyone knows: you laugh you lose

[@mynameisPhoenixSteele]

They laugh when not keyed up. I would have been sitting there looking at my co-pilot saying “welcome to shitty wok may I take your order”.

[@detaildon]

It's a life and death situation, no one's laughing.

[@stoichioman9944]

US Airplane: "Identify yourself" Chinese: "THIS IS FLAMING DRAGON!"

[@warch7653]

1:50 Chinese Navy: *Please go away quickly to avoid wrong judgement* U.S Pilot: *This is U.S military aircraft conducting lawful activities outside national airspace and under international law* China:(*asserted dominance*)

[@klaviator7547]

For those who comments about the MEOW . I fly for an airline , that operates in this area . I can confirm that the MEOW comes from airlines pilots who heard the conversation in 121.50 . It’s a norm to Asian pilots to interrupt with a MEOW whenever they hear any arguments in 121.50 or 123.45 . I hear it all the time Sometimes they hear their friends in the radio they‘ll meow at them too It happens all the time I don’t know why they do that , but it happens So it wasn’t the military

[@dr.s.p.]

They also do it on shipping channels too, especially around oil rigs and platforms.

[@farisalamshah5363]

Meowww

[@deanstackhouse4991]

Maybe the "Meow" is known internationally as a "Cat fight Warning"

[@matirode1995]

I dont know if thats true.. but if its true then is a noice move.

[@osamabinladen824]

What? Can you please simplify it for me? 🥺

[@CeluiEtSeul]

Chinese: "You are trespassing in our territory." U.S. Pilot: "But we're just two miles away from the Philippines.."

[@smith5796]

Haha lol.

[@kelviantosusilo6260]

😂

[@firstlast2762]

This is a comment for intellectuals.

[@brucetucker4847]

Chinese: "Exactly."

[@williamzhu9160]

* meow *

[@Freddy-ll6wr]

Profund communication skills on both sides.

[@zindaya]

Thank you.

[@Oz_Rion]

Everybody in the world: Why can't you be normal China: Meow

[@poisonforlunch]

prolly had cat and pancake for breakfast

[@RONRAYMINIZED]

Are you normal? I'm still trying to find out who that may be?

[@Oz_Rion]

@Sharron Clark If you don't know normal then i don't know how to address you, Sir. I have history class and i watch some documentaries on history. Why you ask?

[@Oz_Rion]

@@RONRAYMINIZED I was referencing The Babadok But really tho why did that guy Meow.

[@Oz_Rion]

@@poisonforlunch Good one hahaa

[@alexx3914]

The Chinese guy who meowed went to a re-education camp.

[@haninditabudhi6574]

Wonder how hes doing right now 😂😂

[@alexx3914]

Hanin Mahar me too I wonder what he’s doing meow.

[@mrs.chandler9384]

Alex X Yea he did.

[@mrs.chandler9384]

Hanin Mahar He dead

[@presidentjiang6762]

@@mrs.chandler9384 bruh he’s still serving in the navy

[@Licas13882]

Chinese Navy Personel: *Meows* US Airforce Pilot: I gotta say, he makes a good point.

[@RandomGamer-]

s t o l e n

[@littlemorelela8441]

YOU GO!!

[@IHSMKBS3]

US: “I am operating here under international law” China: “YOU GO”

[@mrspeki]

Basically that in a nutshell

[@tylerlondon5052]

China: "You trouble" US: "I stay."

[@verticalflyingb737]

U approaching my airspace please leave or trouble

[@anggaraw]

Meow

[@rohandas5643]

Me : Elaborate please what international law says

[@esfitnesspro2455]

That "meow" was Lt. Li calling over his supervisor Capt. Mi Yao. Mystery Solved.

[@lukematthews5260]

LMAOO

[@moistmike4150]

ROFLMFAO!!!

[@martinlaird4738]

Mi Yao 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead

[@apapian]

Dude! lol

[@davereid1417]

Dude that's deadly, my laughing turned into a coughing fit and I had to be resuscitated. Just made it

[@asyraffaiezal8050]

You go

[@101Navyseals]

Would of been funny if he said “you remember what happened to Japan last time they tried to bully us?”

[@luckyman9903]

Still wasn’t right.. hello?

[@christmascat8076]

@@luckyman9903 were you there? Who tf you offended for?

[@luckyman9903]

@@christmascat8076 You ignorant slime. Do you have to be there to understand the past? Was Hitler right? Was bombing hundreds of thousands of people right? You idiot

[@easportsmicrotransactions9629]

@@luckyman9903 How? They bombed pearl harbor

[@luckyman9903]

I’m not saying the Japanese were right for bombíng harbor, what I’m referring to is whether the excessive use of a nuclear bomb was used correctly

[@UKGeezer]

A lot got resolved in that circular argument. Especially when the cat got involved with his Meow tactics.

[@heireonousbrubaker2816]

I feel like this is the scene when Dorothy gets to the gate to Oz on repeat.

[@macgyver5108]

I thought that was lunch talking back?

[@kellygreenii]

Posturing. China is flexing its muscle in that region, and this is harassment. Neither side is dumb enough to take it farther than that. During the Cold War, Soviet aircraft would sometimes “buzz” NATO aircraft (get close enough to be consider hostile) just to be d!cos and show how tough they were. They alway bugged out before shots were fired.

[@ericbrodie5754]

*Mao tactics

[@MyKneeGrows2]

All I heard was “shrim fry rye”

[@DefinitelyAPotato]

I like how everyone gets a turn on the mic. Very kind of them!

[@DotaLife]

Percs of communism

[@danfred579]

This is probably the best video on KZbin ever🤣🤣 I cant believe it made me laugh so much

[@user-bc8ff8oi8k]

OUR microphone 🇨🇳

[@mjklein]

They do that with me at the tea shop, despite my excellent Chinese.

[@marvindebot3264]

One of those guys sounds like he's direct from the set of Southpark.

[@yahcobyisrael3000]

Wow

[@origin-al9585]

Is there a certain amount of times it Hass to be said for it to register.? That comment about rotating the mic is great

[@jillthinksimabreakfasttaco4904]

U.S. Aircraft: "Please identify yourself." Chinese Navy: "I identify as a cat."

[@knightstemplar3087]

Lunch?

[@PEDRO-lq9ph]

Meow

[@drnefario6576]

@@knightstemplar3087 calm down this aint reddit

[@vondahe]

I identify as your supreme commander Dung Meow Ping.

[@Weisior]

So this gender/form changing thing has reached Asia already?

[@frankthespank]

6:24 “YOU GO!”-Chinese Navy This actually happened.

[@petemitchell9996]

frankthespank Yugo

[@frankthespank]

Mr AR - ....like the car? LOL!

[@boatymcboatface45yearsago59]

My dumbass would have said thank you after hearing that

[@vipin395]

😂😂

[@joe-gf6ir]

I think he said "yugioh"

[@kayde2981]

3:20 was a whole Eurobeat song lmao

[@maltesemommabark5147]

you go you go now

[@evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879]

US defense tactic: repeat same message over and over until enemy backs down Chinese Navy defense tactic: tell 'bad guys' to 'prease go away'....if that fails, initiate 'cat meow' defense.

[@davecasey4341]

+KandaPanda I'm betting those messages were pre-recorded. That's what that RO was doing in the back of the plane. Every time the Chinese would say something, he'd key in one of the responses and it would play back to the Chinese.

[@evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879]

+Dave Casey (dgcasey) that make sense, thank you! I appreciate the info!

[@mingyang1798]

+KandaPanda , That's exactly what McArthur was saying in 1951 right before the PLA drove them 1500 miles south. Korean war was not Korean but Chinese against NATO.

[@mingyang1798]

M. Woller, Its been this way with war since war can be declared. The VICTORS write all the rule books and the decide who's war criminal and who's not.

[@mingyang1798]

M. Woller, NATO will dissolve faster than sugar in hot tea if WW3 breaks out between China and Russia on one side and USA on the other. lol! everybody loves hanging out with a bully but when trouble start nobody wants to be around him.

[@juhovalio5906]

3:21 Chinese having a techno rave in the background

[@ButterBallTheOpossum]

it sounds like Spongebobs house when the Jellyfish took over lol

[@tyler9611]

They're playing pacman

[@tyrstone3539]

Radio jamming

[@TheGallant67]

Jamming

[@EnochCaine]

Nice

[@williamskyner2887]

Are these messages prerecorded

[@emwhyte]

Did that guy meow at them? LOL

[@ChristopherT1]

1000 points to the guy why says “meow” on 21.5 during a military conflict!

[@martindaniel5181]

Meow 2:03 🐱

[@anarchyandempires5452]

It's an Air Force / Navy / Marine corps tradition nowadays, it pisses the fuck out of everyone and basically makes it very clear how none existent the fucks are for the guard frequency.

[@Jabberwok28]

“You stop this right meow!”

[@dack4545]

China will make the US there bitch soon

[@MistrDamige]

soon™

[@Dark-Avennger]

Video should be retitled US military orders Chinese food from Chinese navy.

[@mountdesertrock]

Dark Avennger yes!! Epic comment

[@rinculis]

You are going down

[@relikvijarelikvija3719]

Dark Avennger xaxaxaxa

[@jaystark77]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joshuac5932]

😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@moronstimesfour]

This is like someone who has the wrong number trying to call you but doesn't understand technology

[@bigbitehood1353]

0:01 thats the same patch design used in MoH 2010 for AFO Neptune

[@beachbum1523]

"U.S. Military Aircraft, this is Chinese Navy. We are advising you that your airplane warranty is about to expire."

[@DrinkingArt]

😂😂😂

[@jordanbugge7315]

OMG. I Lost it. Good Job!

[@rogersmith8480]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!!!!!!!

[@davidwillard7334]

U.s Military Aircraft : And your Fishing Trawler !! ! WILL ! BE ! NEEDING ! REPAIRS !!

[@SeaBirb]

I'm calling about your planes extended warrenty.

[@Thewoodyrg]

2:04 cat escaped from the canteen and tried to radio for help.

[@joey88906]

Not funny

[@tato1271]

@@joey88906 wrong

[@joey88906]

@@tato1271 wrong how?

[@nakedsnake869]

@@joey88906 stfu it's hilarious

[@jmgmarcus808]

1st Duke of Wellington 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂or a dog.

[@LethalJizzle]

I keep coming back to this video because one of the funniest things I've ever seen, the U.S. repeating the same message, the Chinese constantly switching who is on the radio sounding like theyre dropping the mic all the time, the trolling airline pilots meowing....

[@markholub97]

This had to be an Air Force plane. Army would have flown directly overtop of them, Navy would have left, and Marines would have challenged them to a duel. 🤣

[@kdrapertrucker]

That would be funny if the American aircrew responded by ordering Chinese food.

[@jorysharp917]

I wanted to go there! “Can I get extra eggrolls with that?”

[@ajsullivan2559]

"Yeah... let me get the chicken fried rice, the shrimp lo mein and go easy on the vegetables on that one for me, a couple California rolls, and a Dr. Pepper, please."

[@alejandrovega8370]

“And then.....?”

[@alexanderjharper3549]

This American aircraft I ordered a curry two hours ago lol

[@joesolis2]

That would be funny, but totally unprofessional.

[@zenniththefolf4888]

China: There is nothing to see here, we are not trying to take over the South China Sea. Please go away. US: I'm in international airspace, what do you mean go away? China: Meow. US: What the f*ck?

[@TheManWhoStoleTheShadows]

I hear they pronounce it Mao in China

[@bobjohn2000]

It’s actually a joke among pilots, it happens on the common (guard/121.5) frequency a lot.

[@ryanbrown6862]

Nothing to see here go away stay away please 💀💀💀💀🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@connorsontag]

I would agree with you, but you are a furry. Therefore, I cannot agree with you.

[@flwbbb]

Go away right meow!

[@nenjidesu]

GO GO !

[@ProtusMose]

Legend has it that poor Delta flight is still up there waiting for someone to answer.

[@maccrume1771]

I died laughing when they “meow’d” at them. Then you can just hear the pilot getting more aggravated. He identifies himself then they just repeat the same message over and over clearly not understanding english

[@kevinstone9638]

Same here I lost it.

[@crazyoilfieldmechanic3195]

Or they are attempting psychological warfare

[@jakebiggers9700]

they are on guard (all planes in the area are also on this frequency), thats pretty common to hear a meow from another pilot hes just fucking with them

[@busfahrer09]

they do understand english, it's just the chinese way of deception and lies. these are bugs.

[@badassdanthepowerman6438]

Oh understand alright, they’re just toying with them.

[@colorado841]

"Foreign military aircraft, this is Chinese navy. You are approaching our military alert zone. Leave immediately" Press 1 for strong warning in Chinese accent. Press 2 to talk to a cat Press 3 to repeat message Press 4 to ask for station identity. Press 5 for nuclear war. Please hold for misunderstanding.

[@kanakTheGold]

Lol, the most under rated comment in the section!

[@jebsl8923]

Lol

[@berandalelit4175]

🤣🤣🤣

[@stevegrieb6596]

At last RoboCalling finds a legitimate purpose.

[@williamvillalobos8180]

This made my whole night.Thanks

[@j.c.trinity863]

"YOU gooo!!!!

[@AddisonEnglishhotmai]

Wonder why there is an ELT going off in the background??!!

[@hisholiness9016]

I wonder if the guy writing everything down also wrote down the "Meow" part.

[@timeaftertime2729]

Yup got to

[@BlackRose-mn3sl]

Yep they need to write everything and I mean ALL

[@Plaprad]

And he did it with a smile on his face wanting to tell the rest of the squadron.

[@jordanbugge7315]

Evidence in court after an international incident. Court takes place at the Hauge.

[@marvindebot3264]

@@jordanbugge7315 No incident here apart from some unspecified threats made by the Chinese Navy to an aircraft in international airspace.

[@SpoofRecaps]

"You're in our airspace" "No we're not" "You're in our airspace" "No we're not" "You're in our airspace" "No we're not" "Understandable, have a nice day"

[@ChrisNava01]

“Meow”

[@brianjimison1807]

What are all the boats in the atoll?

[@kronigen]

is this near the wake island atoll?

[@notetoself5474]

I get the same reply at the Chinese restaurant I eat at. " "You go away quickly now"

[@jeffjeff1115]

Note Tooself fuck yourselves

[@derekbaker777]

Note Tooself: Lol 😂

[@axobreil]

No kidding! 5 minutes after you get your meal served they bring you the bill with fortune cookies.

[@holboroman]

He didn't have a mother, he had two dads!

[@saue3546]

Ofcourse you should pay tip. NO tips you go quickly NOW

[@jaystv3801]

Sounds like Chinese military is talking via Xbox party

[@klassicevil5349]

YES lol

[@redneckrebel9830]

US military we speak in ps party only with due regard of haveing a actually decent gaming experience Chinese navy: i fuck mom meow US military what Chinese navy i make mom eat chicken fry rice go away quickly

[@Akumorod]

Lmfao

[@BestIkeaTable]

“Meow” **proceeds to get abducted by alien**

[@wolfgangbraun1604]

Well done!

[@thecupcakeman69]

Chinese navy "prease go away" American plane "am I being detained or am I free to go" Chinese navy "prease respekt my authoritay"

[@landontruong6156]

joey101 Why do you have to mock their accent

[@gurgy3]

Landon Truong Cause their accent is fucking stupid and the Chinese think they own every piece of sand in the pacific.

[@brian.z6592]

+gurgy3 guess what American's reaction is, when the Chinese air force is able to cruise alone California coast? This will sure happen in the near future.

[@rickyspanish5326]

劍Brian idiot china doesn't own the island they are own,the are there illegaly,it is international waters any country can go there.

[@attackpatterndelta8949]

“Please go away quickly.” Brilliant.

[@stickboy9475]

How is this online.

[@mrsiborg]

"In order to avoid misjudgement"?

[@djfritz2001]

The Chinese navy should probably stop playing Space Invaders for a second when they are making a radio call.

[@tiahansel5337]

lol that was exactly what I was thinking when I heard that.

[@rogersmith8480]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@UltiK]

I think it's an alert telling plane is too close

[@venturestar]

roflol 😂😂😂😂

[@HB-ps6rn]

​@@UltiK It seems like there radio interference, probably from jamming equipment or some other reception problem.

[@Fajnybobr]

2:04 Chinese sailor: “oh for god sake let the cat talk to them, it might have better luck”

[@robloxplaygaming1021]

Chinese/China not believe God. almost all chinese not believe god

[@Fajnybobr]

@@robloxplaygaming1021 i was just making a joke man

[@asosystem5022]

@@robloxplaygaming1021 r/wooooosh

[@jennymaske2942]

Probably just somebody about to make lunch.

[@kiranrana5108]

You are welcome in chineese navy vessel Let us make party tonight

[@troycothran9288]

The best one was "you go!"

[@jackstm2738]

I love how the Chinese plays some Star Trek alarm sounds with his smartphone.

[@t.j.goldwater7139]

I’ll bet that meow was from the commercial before the clip on the phone started playing

[@kishascape]

@@t.j.goldwater7139 actually the meow is common is Asia.

[@AIDENYTH]

Hahahha

[@snazzymcnazmy]

i think that is part of the radio system to block multiple aircraft from talking at the same time

[@5150norcal]

“You been here four hour! - You go now!”

[@jasonberry170]

Michael Anthony 🤣😂....you eat more vegable.

[@dennisg6599]

Chinese food #1 :)

[@Dsturb85]

Aircraft all-you-can-eat buffet does not mean All Day buffet you get you go home now

[@dennisg6599]

Okay I go but I would like to order 1 C7 and 1 C8 and no MSG please.

[@slimpikin82]

You eat all quab weg

[@themannyzaur]

Those are some beautiful skies right there

[@Lunchyyy]

I miss this era 😢

[@davelowets]

It still happens... 🤦🏻

[@youtert]

Sounds like those Chinese sailors have a kickass vintage arcade game system running in the background.

[@GLA741]

youtert LMAO! Best comment! Galaga!

[@mrfantastic407]

youtert That would be their 8-bit radar system.

[@drenahmeti22]

youtert There is a jammer operating on a frequency.

[@oliverempleo9430]

youtert sounds like the chinese navy are using world war one megaphone.

[@mateenhasanzada3538]

youtert lol

[@justenlilly9099]

4:48, the South Park voice actor really doing some serious character research

[@razorblade7408]

"I'll use my credit card."

[@cqb1494]

lol Exactly what I was thinking!

[@CJPlayy]

Can i take your order prease?

[@HayK47]

Godam Mongowians

[@vinnyganzano1930]

I heard that and thought of Cartman with his eyes screwed up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CardinalX]

and then???

[@showsumdilan7462]

Damn, he has a point in just going to meow

[@thyalbert4969]

On the Chinese side it’s like a group of toddlers discovered a walkie-talkie

[@RsRj-qd2cg]

To be fair they're not speaking their first language.

[@soonerdave22]

Trey Parker and Matt Stone couldn't script this any better.

[@capscaps04]

@@RsRj-qd2cg if they are in charge of the radio in their navy they should know to speak english as required for every nation in the world for this conversations. It is ridiculous how the chinese never bother to even learn to speak english properly since this is not the first case on wich the chinese can barely comunicate with others nations through a radio thanks to their awful talking skills. there are many others cases where international chinese planes have problem in comunicating to the airports that they want to land thanks to their awful english comunication and end up causing nothing more than troubles.

[@RsRj-qd2cg]

@@capscaps04 they're military, not civil. But in delicate situations you're right, they should actually learn English. I bet the Chinese pilots are just reading transliterated syllables. If they're not going to take the time to learn, they need to patch in someone on the ground who is bilingual. English is difficult to master, but it has a gentle learning curve. It would only take a couple of months to get it right.

[@capscaps04]

@@RsRj-qd2cg it doesn't matter if they are military or not, the international law of english comunication applies to everyone despite their prophetion. And so far I know, the reason why it was choosen english as the language for international comunication is because it is a easy language to learn.

[@TheWorld4all]

This sounds like my company meeting in zoom.

[@toommylee3362]

oh, zoom are selling people data to the chinese communish party. Just want to let you know

[@xz3693]

@@toommylee3362 So is Google, don't be a dumbass

[@willarmstrong9576]

@@xz3693so am I dumb ass

[@atlasknox7514]

@@willarmstrong9576 yes

[@Ops535]

I feel so sorry you have to work with idiots. Probably, you re the dumbest in the meeting.

[@trentp8035]

In the Navy meow was a thing I heard often in radio traffic.

[@bulbobaggins]

>barges into international dispute >meows and plays space invader > refuses to elaborate further >leaves

[@davidc9441]

After 10 mins of back and forth Would be tempted to throw in a “this is US military aircraft on final approach for runway one”

[@karrimgyver]

They can see you tho

[@dankengine5304]

@@karrimgyver - Only on Radar

[@JB-yb4wn]

LOL! Those runways are so warped that no airplane can land on them. A foolish man builds his house upon the sand. 🤣

[@eddieocasio5890]

😅😅😅😅 i died

[@slimmwillis]

I Woulda been like "Where's those damned launch codes?"

[@kane8039]

America: Copy paste Chinese: Copy paste

[@Andrescxli]

lol

[@Netbase2000]

In order to avoid.. What? I didn't understand one time

[@JackCarregan]

Maybe the first step for the Chinese military is to have people who can speak English and/or other languages of militaries they come into contact with.

[@sean3533]

The American pilot sounds like his Aviator sunglasses wear aviator sunglasses.

[@jakethefinn2353]

What!

[@emperoroverhito2425]

Sean Haggard golden 👌🏾😂😂😂

[@linesandcircles7465]

which one, the man or the woman?

[@linesandcircles7465]

@@RS-uo2nd now who is gay?

[@girlinthesouth850]

Lmaooooooo