Chippy Tea | Peter Kay: Live At The Bolton Albert Halls

Friday night Chippy Tea....it was the law up North.
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From 'Peter Kay: Live At The Bolton Albert Halls': Creator of 'Phoenix Nights', stand-up comedian Peter Kay is caught performing live in front of his hometown audience (including his mum and nan).
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[@JoelJoel321]

Imagine getting £17 change out of £20 for a chippy tea.

[@eclectica1]

You could back in the 80s.

[@shandywarhol4444]

That's just what I was gonna comment!! Kx

[@hello50881]

Very common in north of UK in 2000s

[@JoelJoel321]

@@hello50881 I was there. But maybe not with the fish.

[@justasplanned8023]

@@hello50881 Don’t think so

[@JadeJustineTowse]

I love how he switches from a northern accent to a southern one, then back again, then to a "window voice" 😆😆 Comedy genius 😊

[@laid187law9]

U got 2 talk like that through glass!

[@George-id5ie]

tH3y DoNt dU pEaz

[@jacksonirving4594]

They should bring bullseye back with him presenting it.. On a Sunday tea time.. Back too good old days.

[@c.t.7652]

@@George-id5ie nah. Bbq or tomato sauce last time I checked. Oh yeah, & vinegar ✌👀😁

[@krysiajureczko6641]

Just the Irish 🤣🤣

[@JasonAFlintham]

"She looked at me like I'd come into her house on Christmas Day and pissed on her kids" is something I've been endeavouring to work into more conversations recently.

[@toriglenn3506]

Nice one! 😂

[@chrisr6710]

“Shaking like a shitting dog” is another one I’m trying to slip in the everyday conversation as well.

[@martinoreilly3346]

Brilliant!

[@Slayer-xc1ug]

Always the man to turn to when life's being a bit shit. Never fails to make me laugh. 🤣👍

[@joewas]

I'd like to give a shoutout to the guy in the audience blowing his nose at 1:11

[@valentinamixeeva8171]

правда смешно?

[@gillwilkinsongw]

You're SO right.!

[@ronoccc]

yep, whenever i feel like crap turn a bit of peter kay on

[@kimc555]

Yup always

[@Kerriangel]

“Friday night; chippy tea. That’s the law.” Well, there’s my new excuse for having a takeaway on Friday nights

[@DeanMoxley87]

🤣🤣

[@Ardass486]

I couldn't afford a pot noodle,never mind fish n chips. Friday night,or any other basted night

[@poppamic]

Peter Kay can explain us in the UK and our way of life like nobody else.... Brilliant every time. Come back sir the country needs you 👌👏👏👏❤️

[@johnking5174]

I love it. A very different culture to what I was raised in

[@julz63]

Doesn’t matter how many times I watch this clip, Peter ALWAYS gets me laughing 😝

[@kieranpugh5342]

😂 watched it about ten times today

[@Tretop79]

Completely agree 🤣

[@Ardass486]

There's nowt rightly to laugh about.

[@MattL3457]

“I said EY MOUTH” - I’ve used this exact line in my local chippy !!! 😭😭😂😂

[@beccicrowe7478]

My parents use to say it to me and ive probably said it to mine 😂

[@mezalong]

Why would you say "I said"?

[@MattL3457]

@@mezalong wrong place aha ... should be “Ey mouth”

[@mezalong]

@@MattL3457 who am I to bust ya balls, I'm just some loser on the internet.

[@ronoccc]

Is mouth a Bolton expression? I’m from North Yorkshire and I’ve never heard it.

[@grandmaster_gus]

"'as tha nowt moist?!" 😆😂

[@Lectric_Blue]

"Do you deliver?" "No, we do lamb, chicken and fish!" 😆😆😆😆

[@Inmyopinion10101]

Hi I’m a plumber and go in my supplier daily His standing joke is when a customer order a bathroom suite and asks do u deliver. His reply is yes with onions Some laugh but most don’t get it. I’m rolling around laughing. Enjoy the comedy 👍

[@garygritter5701]

Ohh I like your les Paul.

[@paigeleigh2554]

Hahaha

[@emg4004]

I’ve worked in a chippy and I can say the twenty pound going in the till is so true 😂

[@herbert9241]

I've worked in a chippy and I can say many of those notes (rarely saw a 20 in those days) didn't make it to the till.

[@elliotbutler9691]

He’s got £17 change that lad 😂😂

[@fay-amieaspen6046]

Oh how the times have changed. I used to be able to feed the family on a £20 note at the Chippy, a hundred years ago ha ha ha

[@DeanMoxley87]

@@fay-amieaspen6046 it’s £10 a fish at my local

[@dylanshannon3515]

@@DeanMoxley87 is it freshly caught aha

[@DeanMoxley87]

@@dylanshannon3515 it's cooked fresh as in not sat in the warmer waiting to be bought

[@itsacarolbthing5221]

I saw this tour in Hull, and laughed so much, I genuinely thought I was going to have an aneurysm. I had migraine for three days. Awesome.

[@mccarthy5825]

And I bet it was worth it! 😂

[@itsacarolbthing5221]

@@mccarthy5825 absolutely! The sound system failed halfway through, and he just incorporated it into the routine. Flawless!

[@dizzydaydream9647]

It’s like he has studied my Nanna. Northern humour is the best!!! My Nan always loved a good funeral.....lol

[@thenirvanafan7895]

“Don’t eat anything that’s luminous” 😂😂😂

[@m.b.g.musicproduction9658]

It's not just the quality of the jokes, it's the speed of delivery........... Genius!

[@sonnymccarrick6746]

Honestly peter kay is the funniest comedian of all time , makes me laugh every time. 😂😂😂

[@dom9707]

Michael Whittaker Yes

[@TallSilentGuy]

He is a comedian of excellent quality but his material is only relatable to a select few. Take Jim Gaffigan, for instance. His material is universally relatable and totally clean too.

[@humanchannel7825]

brownwings00 yeah. It’s doesn’t have the same edge like British humour

[@benniefactor1366]

@brownwings00 there are some amazing American stand up comedians tbf, Chris Rock, George Carlin for example but I do prefer British stand up comedians, maybe because I am English / British but also they're just VERY funny, like Lee Evans or Chubby Brown

[@sulemanpatel]

0:15 "She looked at me like I come into her house on Christmas Day & pissed on her kids" 😂😂

[@laurenashcroft141]

‘As tha nowt moist’ 😂😂😂 I love the way us boltoners talk

[@thezillah4644]

😂😂

[@calicocatz7890]

Ok, he's from Bolton?

[@Matt-di6nb]

@@calicocatz7890 Yes?

[@olixz]

🤣 I thought nowt was a Yorkshire thing.

[@susanallen5751]

Oliver McLeod We say it in Wales too.

[@Stoy123]

Comedy genius, just pure consistent gold coming out of him, no one else can do it like Peter Kay.

[@jackiemarriott9928]

Genius One In A Million Never fails to Turn My Tears To Laughtetr Nothing Fake About This Young Man Just a Humble Genuine Gentleman Speaking From The Heart ❤ And Deserves To Be The Star He Is THE VERY BEST OF COMEDY WHEN HE CAN MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AT THEMSELVES BECAUCE WHAT HE SAYS ABOUT EVERYDAY LIFE (WEHAVE ALL BEEN THERE ) ONE WAY OR ANOTHER GENUINE GENIUS 💙 ❤ GOD BLESS YOU PETER 🙏

[@lilliankeane5731]

I could listen to him all day 😂🏆💜🇨🇮

[@jdrry5145]

The genius of comedy and observation..... a national treasure

[@samd1571]

For the moment the pc brigade will start picking apart all comedians soon

[@YagwitOG]

I wish he would do KZbin from home. He could be w/his family, & share comedy with us. Peter is dearly missed.

[@m.haslam8495]

Peter Kay - Simply The Best.

[@blacktemplar5970]

Please do another tour, we need you back Peter....there isn't anyone as funny as you in the UK

[@kingdomofcapybaras6850]

'Don't eat anything luminous ' is good advice.

[@jameshindle784]

If its nuclear ye but piccalilli is lovely

[@lj7169]

Loads of old dears used to do that thing with the change back in the day 😂 "there's your 1s your 2s your 5s your 10s" 😂 that made me crack up

[@teganpilling]

This is one of the most British videos I've ever seen and I'm living for it

[@TedCornish]

Peter we need you back this year more than ever

[@elliotbullman4765]

more than ever? bit dramatic isn´t it?

[@steveeyre6975]

@@mattrsbarker1826 that's how rumours start -DOH

[@MrDavey2010]

Matt RS barker Yes he is very ill.

[@TedCornish]

@@MrDavey2010 really i never knew that, what's wrong with him please, thats sad to see

[@TedCornish]

@@elliotbullman4765 well yes don't you think this year's been total shit so far?

[@Ticsmon87]

"As da nowt moist" haa still here it today laugh everytime

[@kylemcgrady9756]

What does that mean?I listened to that phase 4 times and I couldn’t work it out..

[@halloeverybodypeeps]

@@kylemcgrady9756 it means 'don't you have anything moist to go with the dry chips'. In the North of England (where he is from) they can still say 'thou' (a medieval word) to mean 'you' PLUS in the South its the norm not to have peas or gravy so much on chips

[@kylemcgrady9756]

halloeverybodypeeps I’m from the south. I love onion vinegar. Just never heard that phase.

[@PieEyter]

@@kylemcgrady9756 well if you spell it all out " 'as tha nowt moist " in Queens english would be "Hast thou nothing (that is) moist" - and the 'as tha bit is still used a fair bit up here in and round bolton and wigan - definitely dying out though

[@slydoll7877]

@@PieEyter "Have you nothing moist my good man?"

[@malcolmleyland7610]

This guy would raise you from your coffin with laughter.👏👏👏👏

[@2Sorts]

Comedy genius, and for the simple reason that he talks about everyday situations that we can all relate to. We’ve all done the ‘window’ voice!

[@rdjb9650]

This may be the funniest thing I have ever seen. God bless you, Peter Kay, you bring joy to so many lives 🤩🤩🤩

[@andrewbashford9786]

I'm writing this on Christmas day and dinner is fastly approaching with all the trimmings but all I can think of is I wish I had a chippy tea 🤣

[@suemurphy6917]

Start my mornings with laughter…..awesome

[@madelinesullivan2629]

Don’t eat anything that’s luminous laughing so much.. come back Peter we need you southerners as well. 😂

[@otisbowey2215]

Peter, I love you as the voice of Tin Top and Big Christine in Roary the Racing Car!

[@grease_monkey6078]

no gravy in a chippy is criminal , I don't know how they do it down south

[@shane6054]

Mate I'm from birmingham and I was shocked I couldn't get kebab meat from chippies up north. Fuck gravy though lol

[@buddycollins1000]

@Hitchdude-What shyite are you talking mate.. of course you can get gravy and curry sauce down south... all served by some Chinese looking bloke with a scouse accent!!!

[@zubairibrahim3795]

Shane Healy sorry mate you didn’t come up north lol ... trust me brother I make the same complain when I come down south😂😂

[@tacheovale]

You can definitely get gravy in chippies down south, and curry sauce. I can 100% confirm that, because I get both every time from my local chippy in London!

[@stephenguppy3466]

Of course you can get curry sauce and gravy down south. I lived in Bristol for 30 years, virtually every chippy sells them. And battered burgers, which is a delicacy........a million times better than mushy peas....

[@Chris-kj7de]

This dude is totally hilarious.

[@anthonylees9029]

Absolutely brilliant ! If there’s a funnier comedian this century , then I’ve not heard him ! Anybody in the north can relate to / be familiar with his stories ! 🤣😃

[@juliedempsey6011]

Lee Mack?

[@docwholunatic]

That's right, mate. And anyone in New Zealand who were raised since birth on British telly!

[@mrsmith7936]

stole most of his stuff off lee evans

[@anthonylees9029]

Michelle It depends on your sense of humour . I think Peter Kay and Eddie Izzard appeal to different types or people . You cannot really compare the two ! Their backgrounds and life experiences are totally different !

[@anthonylees9029]

Anthony singh Perhaps I should listen to LeeEvans a bit more before I pass comment !

[@user-kj3zn9xh9s]

😂😂😂😂😂 cox I’m from north and the chippy one i can relate 😭😂northern chippies would never run out of gravy 😆

[@victordevonshire807]

Thank you Peter. You are a real jewel in the Crown. Love from a Londener. ❤

[@rondonnis6588]

i got to get a few peter kay dvds so i can lol out loud in reality at home. he is hilarious how he looks at how bizarre it is to be human and our unusual ways.

[@theshamanarchist5441]

Peter Kay is hands-down the best observational comic of his generation. Twenty coming through.... ha ha!

[@theshamanarchist5441]

@SLAPPER JOHNSON Fuck off KNOB.

[@Lyons.05x]

@SLAPPER JOHNSON racist??

[@deslawson2662]

@SLAPPER JOHNSON you what mate?

[@SkandalouzStyle]

I was embarrassed as hell about my family as a kid and Peter Kay describes them to perfection! My family used to drive me crazy with the sh it they did and Peter Kay made a career out of telling jokes about it. Madness

[@geoffwatts6977]

Pure class

[@davidpatterson1574]

Peter Kaye has no equal--saw him in Belfast a few years ago--it was the nearest I come to having a heart attack--laughing😂😂😂😂😂

[@jonhaslam3699]

A chip shop owner in London would never speak in a London accent 😆

[@christopherlock4703]

he,s right about staff having to hold up notes to light, tosee that they ain't forged. makes you feel like a criminal.

[@daledrakewriter4912]

I am from Wigan and that happened to me in a Southern chippy. For some reason they only do fish and chips lol. They have gravy and curry sauce. But I asked for gravy on my chips and the guy asked me like forty times just to be sure that I actually wanted the gravy over my chips lmao.

[@georgemorley1029]

Fucking incredible.

[@daisycook2366]

I went up North and got offered a box of scraps-bit of a cultural exchange!

[@kimgrattage6049]

Go on hunger strike like me. Eat NOTHING you can't pronounce, identify or even consider tasting.. Cop pf tea for me, that's all. NO FOOD ZONE.

[@johnking5174]

This world of the "chippy" is fascinating to watch. A term totally unused in America here. Love hearing about British food.

[@ellenkellett6529]

Brilliant I've got the dvd I can watch it over and over brilliant

[@stacy18]

Absolutely brilliant ❤️ 💛 💚 🧡 💜 💙 🖤

[@flipdip8008]

This is why the uk is comedy central

[@jeanniehelliwell1599]

Funniest man alive! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheFrankiemonkey]

Can’t wait to see Peter Kay tomorrow! The finest comedian ever!

[@bewildered5444]

Absolutely brilliant.

[@elliotbutler9691]

Looking to see if Queen’s got a tache’ 😂😂

[@pauldavies8638]

No but she has a tail

[@user-nh6tg3fr1d]

@@pauldavies8638 Queen of the lizard people

[@jordan95hd83]

"She looked at me like I'd come into her house on Christmas Day and pissed on her kids." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bunty6268]

After LAUGHING like a lunatic🤣🤪🥰 I suddenly just want to cry??😓🌈

[@nickyboy8002]

There's always a Barbara or a Marion who works in every chippy. 😂😂😂

[@Chris22967]

Or a sheila.😂

[@nickyboy8002]

@@Chris22967 Too true 🤣

[@pauldavies8638]

No Tracy and Sharon in ours, Tracy has the better portions if you know what I mean.

[@nickyboy8002]

@@pauldavies8638 No such luck in my chippy. The portion sizes are nowt to write home about 😉🤣

[@sarahwalsh4722]

Lol My mum worked with a Barbara when she worked in a chippy.

[@anyasilka2325]

Pure Class Comedy!!! Really is a high standard!! Tears running down my Cheeks!! Thank You from Germany...needed a great laugh!!!

[@lynnehamer239]

love it the northern comedy 'love Peter so funny and real😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lorrainecoyle567]

P,, Kay is the only man to make me nearly kill myself with laughter 🧓😂😂😂

[@bev9594]

"He's got seventeen pound change that lad"....🤣🤣🤣 No bloody curry sauce or peas down south... No good to me from up north..🤨🤨🤨...".Piccalilli what's that"🤣🤣... Makes me day .. Keep them coming..😁😁😁

[@TheDoosh79]

Obviously not recent, you wouldn't get 17 quid change from a 20 in a chippy these days, unless you only buy the little wooden fork.

[@bev9594]

@@TheDoosh79 Course this is an old clip of Peter if you were a fan you would know this..😁😁😁

[@TheDoosh79]

@@bev9594 Obviously the joke is lost on you. But never mind.

[@bev9594]

@@TheDoosh79 Naaa knew what u meant Just being silly is all..

[@dom9707]

1:54 i'm crying😂😂😂😂😭

[@squadcast7456]

Best comic ever

[@janetcozens4623]

Fantastic Peter Fantasticccccc

[@dappergent9422]

'20 going in'. Genius

[@holliss5]

Just the best Peter kay

[@poshdelux]

i dont know how or why i stumbled on this video but its bloody hilarious , first time i hear of this man hes brilliant!

[@lorraineperrin6231]

Wot !!!!were have you been Mars??????

[@ThefightingCelt]

" Has there nowt moist ? " That was probably Paddy McGuiness outside the chippy .

[@EM-fh2tx]

So glad you wrote that - I'd no idea what it was he said!

[@misterlinn2096]

@E M He actually says “owt moist?” (Anything moist)

[@Sh0ckmaster]

I remember having chippy tea most Friday's when growing up. Thought that was just my family lol

[@roamerofthenight]

I used to have fish&chips Saturday afternoon.

[@RexReality]

1:11 why did they cut to a guy blowing his nose? 😂

[@SamuelBlack84]

I prefer it when it cuts to the cute dark-haired girl sitting next to Shelly

[@sonny199]

Legend

[@nt7863]

“Int tut till”!!!

[@xi_smithy_ix2880]

...Legend...

[@Charlie-nq5qi]

It's A TASTE SENSATION.....GARLIC BREAD 🥪 YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🤣😀😝👌👌🔘

[@padstowphantom]

Bless him

[@KP-zg2pr]

Love him

[@soniahamilton9914]

This guy is so funny🤣🤣

[@jamzz477]

"has there owt moist" hahahaha

[@callummilkey95]

I love Peter Kay and lee Evans

[@mufc10529]

Reminds me of my shop I work for 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shelleygodden3401]

“ like I’ve turned up Christmas & pissed on the kids “ 😂😂😂

[@mufc10529]

Don't do peas 😂😂😂

[@theratbuster]

Class

[@robchap6304]

Best comedian of all time don’t at me

[@philipcarthy2977]

Comedy genius

[@Jodiegracesmum]

Has tha nowt moist 🤣

[@MG11513]

Has tha’ nout moist? 😂

[@scouser19a]

What's that mean?

[@elliotclarke5149]

Have you anything moist

[@tacheovale]

Do you not have anything moist my good man?

[@scouser19a]

@@tacheovale thanks...

[@nouvalari]

Not the same dry........some need to "dunk" the chips.

[@wrightyy]

His southern accent is so good.

[@lauraswift2101]

Two can play game flower reminds me of my dad's friends lol

[@domainnameguy]

world class

[@partybwoy8521]

😂😂😂😂😂 Bang on

[@scottking869]

Love peter kay. We do curry sauce down south. Never really use to buy i see quite few chip shops that do gravy now.

[@TheOnlyOnesLaughingPodcast]

Random cutaway to a dude blowing his nose haa

[@TallSilentGuy]

What you are describing is neither "random" nor a "cutaway".

[@TheOnlyOnesLaughingPodcast]

Simon Seems like a silly thing to argue

[@matthall7359]

Simon that’s literally what a cutaway is. It’s an action that suddenly cut to something else, and seeing as the man blowing his nose had nothing to do with the act it was pretty random too. Yes it was a planned cut but the sequence of event is random as the cut, which is a cutaway, has no bearing on any of the events before or after it which is the definition of random. Sorry your sad attempt and being a know it all was embarrassingly incorrect.

[@craigrfoley]

Corona Cutaway

[@djeuphoria2273]

@@matthall7359 well said mate put him in his place 👍

[@Brad-0212]

Ay watch me juices lol 😂

[@SML1010THAI]

Peter definitely know a chip 🍟 shop