Chirp Champ | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@TheoVon]

Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

[@rockinrobin]

Theo lookin like he walk around the mall humming songs

[@justinrogo1415]

"You could easily see -" attacks smoothie for a minute.

[@jackstone77]

Justin Rogo lmao I saw this while it happened

[@AntinKalliMason]

True Theo ASMR. It’s a pleasure to say the least.

[@jayy3539]

My heaven is theo talking for an hour

[@tumtum5123]

I've never met anyone that can talk for an hour straight and not say anything

[@OneTonDolphin]

tumtum512 you ever been to the deep south? 🤣

[@tumtum5123]

@@OneTonDolphin I live in Texas, that's why I'm thoroughly confused!

[@reedtaylor5455]

I live in Texas as well and ive met quite a few lolol @tumtum512

[@aaroncarvermail]

Also Texan. Have been talking with my neighbor Squirrel for about a year and he’s never said anything. Great guy.

[@joshchapman4753]

Running on neck thoughts brother, gang

[@stupididiotkitty]

Man all day I was waiting for this upload, it feels like what church should feel like.

[@bpetersxn]

My thoughts exactly. Gang

[@Bbwlvr]

Theo is the only man I know who can have such a great a conversation with a voicemail.

[@alexhanson7292]

The fact that Theo pulled the movie "tuck everlasting" out in a random thought, is so uniquely Theo, praise god Gang gang

[@tamarakarlas1]

Right???? Can’t think of American Psycho but thinks about tuck everlasting 😂😂😂

[@alexhanson7292]

Seriously, I read/saw the movie tuck everlasting when I was in the 5th grade. Theo's intelligence and memory is so fucking underrated

[@CezaMVO]

We all know they wanted to put an F in front of that hitter

[@exthechickenwing]

CezaMVO gang shit

[@DeSoulTV]

@@alexhanson7292 Same they had us reading that out here in NC.

[@RichardCookerly]

“You can have a best friend that you don’t know.” -Theo

[@gregorywilkinson5731]

Bruh I'm Australian and Theo got me talking like I'm from rural Louisiana

[@nonamemcgillicutty9585]

It'll do it to you, just spent a few days in them French Quarters and now im the same way

[@paytonmassey27]

Sammmme

[@martinlouis911]

that smoothie break at 14:43 was legendary

[@GabrielDiaz_21]

Legendairy

[@brianramirez8255]

Absolutely had to pause to find the first comment about it. I died laughing man.

[@WillyG38]

Lol but around that time the cuts are super weird... Like he was talking about new Jersey then just stops

[@HIGHTS]

EDGE OF MY SEAT hahaha

[@timr5185]

Chased it down with some of that wheat grass from the field of dreams

[@anthonygruner2670]

Theo was definitely a squirrel in his past life

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

Anthony Gruner or he will be one in the next 😂

[@milesofmxments]

A squirrel that has a lot of time to think

[@readysetsolo3302]

Close enough. He is the Rat King after all.

[@SmittyHD-zq7gk]

Without a fucking doubt

[@thejman5552]

Going through some rough times but thanks for being a source of light for me, theo. Gang gang

[@anoriginstory9090]

Same dawg. It’s been rough lately but this dude had me laughing my ass off

[@otgcheedo]

0:24 No one: Theo: "premature Nick showing up early with these bevs boy" 😂

[@Bushey4545]

No one??? If Theo said it people were definitely thinking it

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

Jonas Boles dude theo has golden comments ready to go at any minute

[@mixologistrobertcarnes797]

Got that Iggy on his mind daddy

[@jakedouglas5650]

The 'no one' meme. Needs. To. Go. Onward. For real tho.

[@nicholasdupont9097]

@@jakedouglas5650 needs to go. People sound dumb as fuuuuuuck

[@Frosty005]

Theo looks like the guy that always has to follow the mascot around

[@itsgryme1081]

He looks like the guy in the mascot suit just not as sweaty

[@cb7pwn]

Tell Theo his podcast in odd ways changes lives! lol cheers bud

[@randyskyfrogjr.unintention8531]

Theo looks like Sonic the hedgehogs drug addicted older brother.

[@mattallan6338]

Dude i was thinkin the same thing,tails if he dabbled in a lil bit of that dust

[@CloveCoast]

Matt allan lol tails is flyinnnn

[@mattallan6338]

@@CloveCoast tails by day rails at night

[@jaygreen6287]

Theo looks like sonic the hedgehog fucked Patrick Swayze

[@jayy3539]

Theos idea of getting “dipped” might be a revolutionary idea

[@CezaMVO]

"There's more than one way to cut the eagle meat"- Theo Von 2020. Like that doesn't make sense but it makes sense. Hit me right in my core.

[@tinalanelle8]

CezaMVO you can also “fillet a Falcon”

[@BM000N0812]

Just wanted to say I saw you in Norfolk, VA. It was an amazing show and it was privilege!

[@wolfhendrix3971]

Moon56 Same! Gang gang

[@jeffdecker627]

I just seen him in Oxen Hill (DC Suburb, I guess)...first time seeing him...incredible!!

[@jeffdecker627]

Did he have (I think his name was) Petey Lopez opening? He was with him in DC. That guy son??? He destroyed the crowd!

[@yeselephant]

We must protect Theo at all costs! Gem of a human.

[@adamdrakestudio]

Had just finished a filming job this evening and was listening to some aggressive music on the drive back, was wide awake, then switched up to Theo and almost drifted off. Aside from the obvious danger of operating machinery whilst under the influence of Theo it's a huge compliment from me as there isn't much that chills me out. GANG.

[@Lynore_Marie]

“Thats something you only get on the inside. The ‘inadvertising’. I love when Theo get’s introspective. This BIG Comedic Heart steps back and lets his BIG Loving Heart take the stage. Sometimes I don’t think he even realizes how *Loving, and Lovable* he is.

[@jeffdecker627]

Finally got to see Theo live...Friday the 28th in DC. Theo, you tore it down...we were crying boy!!! You handled that heckler too! Thank you for what you do! Gang!

[@YaMuthasOnion]

TYOL- This is going in my vocabulary right now

[@puddintaine4556]

Praise God

[@Ellaartsy]

That TYOL final hitter boiiiiiii come onnnn

[@kylecooper8657]

YOTYOLO

[@YaMuthasOnion]

TYOL, 'Fun Fact', is also a ca$h COD clan tag; gang gang

[@brienmageau9944]

My childhood heaven used to be envisioned as a place where all you do is smile and laugh and never feel sad or angry. Since losing my mom 8 months ago, heaven has changed. It was the first loss of my adult life.(27 years old)Now my heaven is filled with more conversations with her and whoever passes on throughout my journey. I do hope that heaven is timeless so that if I am blessed enough to get there I’ll have my sons with me. I hadn’t thought about this until now so thank you for provoking the thoughts.

[@marcusaurelius652]

Gang gang everyone! Night is made!

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

Marcus Aurelius yes let’s rock!!!

[@JD-ns9mr]

Onward

[@Ellaartsy]

GANG BRUH

[@chriswhite2389]

Gang bruh

[@Atricius]

Gang gang bruh

[@gldflcn]

“There’s nothing wrong with lusting after your cousin......it’s how you proceed afterward” - Theo Von

[@seanwilson115]

When I was young I didn't believe heaven existed, now I think it's the comfort of a woman by my side through good times and bad times

[@hunterleider5990]

lmfao laughed so hard when he makes wind noises and slips in " oo you got that yummy yum " hahahaha yeah boiiii

[@GabrielDiaz_21]

Jesus when he starts drinking the smoothie 🤣😂😭

[@youngbucksoldgoats]

My name is Randy. It freaks me out every time Theo uses Randy for his imaginary characters.

[@puddintaine4556]

Nick skating in like a Sonic employee with a milky-shake.

[@zachtooill]

PUDDiN TAiNE *milky milk shake

[@spooley]

And throwing a few bars of his Iggy pussy rap down to boot. Legend.

[@nurse1america200]

Thank you for coming in today. It made a huge difference in my life! I needed to hear a lot of the things you spoke on. One foot in front of the other &the brain will follow. YYEESSSS & Big thanks from THIS single mom of 2, who suffers n'struggles w/chronic illness, who's balancing life while raising my babies....doin' the best I can. Gang GANG Brotha

[@eljay2008]

Shoutout nick with that Iggy Azalia LOL !

[@fefefoesho11]

ZROFKS GANG GANG, BUZZ BUZZ!

[@stormcorrosion176]

This guy has lost his mind!

[@erikgreeno6136]

Theo looks like he was raised by a couple gay porcupines

[@aill1369]

erik greeno 😂😂

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

this comment is golden

[@Thbwww]

😭😭😭

[@GJ-2304]

HECTOR ALEJANDRO GUERRERO🧡 no it’s not

[@erikgreeno6136]

@@GJ-2304 you a hating ass beech?

[@100rosesart8]

"I think our audience is changing." I criiiiied 😂

[@rayemaclennan888]

Pillow attached to their head: you fall down, Stay down, now you’re napping. “9 out of 10 times if you push somebody, them bitches be goin’ down.” - Theo Von 😆

[@RosettaVega]

I find myself constantly yelling at Theo when he's trying to remember something and I know the answer. "American... American..." "Psycho, Theo!! It's American Psycho!!" Like he can hear me or something. Smdh.

[@Asist0ne]

Theo Von looks like a G.I. Joe action figure that can't figure it out.

[@nemonemo3898]

That can't figure it out and gets shot first, gang gang

[@jameslashomb5177]

The old 'this past weekend' intro sound brought some joy this way. Gang

[@FelipeBRARSPF]

A shout out to all sock makers. Dude, there's something special about these Theo podcasts man, kinda hard to explain! Hauehauheuaheua

[@TheRealHaloLover]

"a couple grams of olives"

[@wilfredhopsin4840]

29:55 "Maybe everybody's gay.." *Contemplates his sexuality for a moment*

[@adog231231]

Let's go! Gang brother. Thanks for everything Theo.

[@maryhirsch863]

Theo you are so humble and kind hearted. Im sure your Mom is so very proud of you!!!

[@gleavy9]

“There’s more than one way to filet a falcon” 😂😂😂

[@paperhandpapi]

The guy that called in about his cousin is weird af...His cousin invites him to hang with her and her friends and his brain immediately goes to thinking about his cousin...not the friends...the cousin. He needs the lord lmao

[@swampfox9820]

Jonathan Yanez that’s them dark arts boi

[@AH-mk4mk]

I thought exactly the same!

[@Gh0stdawg70]

@@swampfox9820 whats up name brother! Where you from??

[@swampfox9820]

Jesse Scott no way!!! I’m from Indiana brother what about you?

[@clcare5563]

Liked before it started. Gang Gang!

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

Clcare556 boom

[@robinbuglio1718]

Thought I was only one that did that. Niice! 💞

[@HermitMoth]

I just died laughing at 5:59 😂 Love you, Theo. gang gang

[@blaineisthecoolest]

16:02 my favorite moments of the pod are when Theo gets email notifications.

[@RanchBlessingsz]

Jennifer. Thank you so much for sharing your story. ❤ Take care.

[@Patrick-ui9fg]

14:45. even when he doesn't say anything at all it's the funniest shit.

[@thomasporter1015]

They thought SARS was a test. One guy took it, now he’s a lawyer... Love it all. In these ‘Rona times, we all need a friend like Theo to help us thru quarantine-times. Love the way you spread the love Brother.

[@abhijeetholambe9861]

You're amazing man. I love to get stoned and listen to you talk about random stuff. Thanks for being there.

[@RNOmusic]

Theo lookin like Reba’s mid-transition butch lesbian stepsister cuhhmawwwn

[@Andrew.millertime]

“ there’s more then 2 ways to frickin fillet a falcon” let’s gooo I’m upstairs! That had me crying laughing

[@xnukkeesx]

The first few mins is already gold lol

[@joehopp7247]

Sniffin' with my ears this late night hitterrr GANG

[@K31R616]

Heaven is a big, cozy bed, made entirely of love. Just snugglin' yo' self all up in it.

[@ericszkola7788]

Theo, saw you this past Thursday in Red Bank. I was the guy rocking the Deuce Jersey! WhoDat!! You were phenomenal brother!! Onward!

[@kaceyid07]

I could listen to Theo speak all day. Love from Louisiana..

[@chriswhite2389]

That late night hitter! Gang

[@ca724]

*Time stamp* 11:32 "I had a couple viets by the River, you feel me?" #alligators 😂😂😂😂

[@FrostedClarinet]

16:02 damn, haven’t heard an email notification in a while. Glad to hear it’s back

[@keanukrech7411]

Theo looks like a guy who would stop halfway through verbalizing an idea to assault a smoothie for 2 minutes.

[@emergencyroomandy9425]

Theo looking like he tried signing up to community college to learn how to drive a trailer.

[@parkeranderson5074]

loudboi beed wlazer 😂

[@vanillagorilla4007]

Gang bruh! We love you Theo!

[@mRSharmaking]

get that solo pod hittaaaaaaaaaa

[@gmaccormack420]

I love how Theo’s idea of heaven is literally a cruise ship buffet

[@wilfredhopsin4840]

Lmao

[@Lumpy777]

Theo rocking that Punxsutawney hitter!

[@tggmjcg]

23:10.... Theo's response / interpretation of this call is HILARIOUS !! I absolutely needed a true laugh this A.M. and got it!! Stay Classy Bad Sex Bandits! -Gang

[@conhod10]

T. Gibson the following call made it ten times better too 😭

[@Star-xq4tp]

Theo is the one and only comedian I think that will not change as a person if he makes it really big. He has humble beginnings and can relate so well to the average guy. He's too down to earth and goofy to be up in the Hollywood fame life. Gang !

[@quincyseis813]

My guy! I’ve been listening for over a year and dude my fiancée just left me and I knew where to come for some laughs and sober support from the Gang!!! Gang Gang!

[@ultranitro437]

Keep your Head up Quincy! Be strong. 💪

[@quincyseis813]

ultranitro right on thank you 🙏🏼

[@dsauce8780]

I drove away someone in my life and I can’t can’t over it. I took for granted something that was a gift that I knew I had to earn. Kinda lost control while focusing too much on work and things that ultimately aren’t important bc those things will always be there.

[@johnmoore2040]

Saw your show in VA last Saturday and man one of the best experiences of my life thank you Theo 🙏🏼

[@krazykdon]

overcast but fluffy🤣 same

[@djloach4788]

Theo looking like the Downs version of Duke Nukum son....that DS hittin Hitman hitter bruh.. cuummoan.... GÅÑG

[@andystarz7936]

Thanks for doing what you do Theo, you'll never quite get how your words ripple through the world and set forth a chain of events of positivity fueled by your words of self reflection and guidance. Gang. TPW forever

[@TheChaneaux]

Theo is the kid that runs inside from playing and is out of breath trying to drink out of a cup and he’s kinda choking on the water but mostly just every 7 seconds he gasps for air

[@julianoseguera5887]

Quinlyn i was that kid too smh

[@Living_Legend85]

_meow_9153_ except Theo still is that kid 🧒

[@dominikcabrales6068]

You set my brother right every time he starts doubting himself thanks man!

[@RadDadMoody]

Thank you Theo, for another good listen at bed time

[@kieraalessandriakolczynski4916]

American Psycho is the movie you were thinking of. Sorry but I was yelling at you through my tv like a psycho lol. Love you Theo 💕💕💕

[@K31R616]

I need this as much as air and water. Thank _you,_ Theo. Thank you!

[@LorwelDonquist]

I think I’m heaven I’ll finally get to meet Theo Bobby Lee and Chris Dentlia

[@joepiemonte9850]

Thanks for the episode Theo 🙏🏼

[@47Libra]

That iggy azalea bit from KATS had me dying 😂

[@closinginonclosure]

King and the Sting changing your audience. Brandy Schwab bringing over them homoerotics

[@germanarroyo]

Happy New Year Theo... Thanks for saving my life.

[@cotyjolivares]

Theo Von and Tj Miller will be epic, both witty and quick thinking, excited for this hitter

[@colerichey4085]

U can’t help but smile watchin Theo Jam out at the end of every solo episode 😂🙏🏼 gang gang

[@andrewflacca3329]

26:40 i said to myself what is goiing on and laughed when theo said what is going on, i laughed even louder

[@Coombsadventures]

Thanks Theo, left a message on the hotline! No matter how hard the world gets ypu gotta stay the course!

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

I would love to have a conversation with Theo

[@Ellaartsy]

Had the honor to meet him last Thursday after his show in Red Bank. He is truly the sweetest and most humble soul! So grateful to have met him!

[@erikgreeno6136]

@@Ellaartsy what did u talk about. a quick convo is hard to gauge someone

[@loverslake8820]

erik greeno I also had the honor to meet him this past Weeknd no pun intended after his show in Virginia and he asked me where I’m from and I told him Greensboro and his exact response was “Oh yeah Greensboro is beautiful man they got a lot of porch swings out there yeah Greensboro man that’s nap time out there” the best response I could ever ask for , gang gang!

[@PrimalMovers]

When I met Theo last month he said “man it’s just so dark out here... y’all must have time to read a lotta books and do sex” so random, so perfect! Gang!😅

[@Ellaartsy]

​@@erikgreeno6136 we talked about missing him in the line up at the Comedy store back in November when I was in LA, then he told me he remembered me from the show's crowd (i sat 4th row) because I was the only latina that cheered when he shouted out his latin roots (LOL) then we took a couple pictures made a joke about us looking like a couple of dimes lol he told me I looked nice this evening and I wished him a relaxing time in Maui. We exchanged I love you's, hugs and goodbyes! He was also so kind to my friend and took his time to take pictures and talk with everyone! I was so excited and in shock but mostly happy to have met him! really kind and sweet!

[@yoshmo]

Theo the MAN! Gang Gang

[@tamarakarlas1]

Drove up to Alexandria on Friday to see your show in Oxon Hill and had an amazing time! Thanks for spreading your light 💖. Us balcony hitters didn’t know why it was a tough show for you! Sorry that drunk dude ruined it for y’all :(

[@Uniique90]

Raising cane with the hailstones and lightning! Now here's my fellow pisces! Thunder storms and theo von in the background! Get'em KY BG

[@WillyG38]

Dude I had a stroke trying to understand your comment

[@Uniique90]

@@WillyG38 first off, your last name sucks lmao. If you live in bowling green you would understand the storm we just had. Theo and I are both pisces. Look it up. Cool with you willy?

[@cameronkwaiser7139]

When he said woaaaahh and stopped the call😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣laughing soo hard

[@hofhat]

Theos fresh off his DMT trip in Hawaii here, no wonder he’s so charismatic!

[@jamescaicedo5194]

Theo looks like Patrick Swayze 3rd string stunt double