Riding the Bus Will Make You Severely Early or a Little Bit Late - Esau McGraw

[@edwileo5660]

"The bus is transportation for the lost and the damned!" This a fucking thesis statement. The audience ain't shit for not laughing harder.

[@levelintent]

Right? I kept playing that part because it's so freaking true!

[@XteenGorgeous]

Not in NYC lol Also, his delivery is a little aggressive, Not a fan.

[@itsdon7768]

​@@levelintent- that was a gem 😅 not a joke

[@wolflunatic5093]

he is so accurate. a person in a wheel chair getting on the bus will definitely fux up your timing and might make you miss a transfer.

[@robertgray320]

I rode the bus on and off for 6 years and let me tell you, you will gain great appreciation for a car. Even a hooptie looks like a mercedes when all you have is the bus to depend on. And don't let the bus break down and you gotta be to work on time, or the bus just not come at all, or the bus driver just pass you by and you've been standing out there waiting the entire time............................trust me I got plenty of stories. My heart goes out to everyone that rides the bus, I know the struggle!

[@RamonaThePessst]

It's like hearing Samuel L. Jackson do stand up. 😆

[@chuckt304]

Accurate

[@eclexivityentertainment8304]

Bruh!!!

[@RamonaThePessst]

@@eclexivityentertainment8304 You mean "Sis". 😆

[@bmc2295]

Crazy how here in Cali if you're on the bus, people think you're broke as hell. But in NY it's fine lol

[@berlingray8058]

That's bc in NYC people don't really prioritize cars bc their train systems can get them anywhere in the city. Unlike cities like Chicago (where I live) & LA the train/bus systems only service the city limits. If you live in the burbs you really need a car.

[@ms9rabiah]

@@berlingray8058 Same in Boston.

[@Money7737]

@@berlingray8058 real spill

[@kinglibra912]

It's not "crazy" but I get what you're saying... Cali Ninjas grew up walking and didn't even notice we were being trained for the future. On the east, they got apt wit 500+ units and a broken elevator.. if anything they spoiled lol wish I would get a train to take me from Crenshaw to Fig in one piece 😌💯

[@ikyhwh]

Sorry 😅

[@beccadotelpy]

He's so right. I took the bus for 3 years to community college. In a car it would take 12 mins. On the bus, with transfers, it could take 1.5-2 hours. It was a real bitch scheduling classes that I could get to on time and not too early or late. Thankfully my work study boss was very good about letting me leave on time so I could catch the bus from school to the city to transfer to the one bus home before service stopped for 3 hours. Public transportation in the US is so inefficient.

[@hangulalukas2490]

I live in South Africa and in my village, the donkeys are never on time. Just kidding. The bus and train system ar the re the same here, which feels like an interesting statement to make.

[@AliensDontLikeHotSauce]

U would’ve been better off learning how to teleport

[@rexflores8461]

Man I had a clinical internship 2 hours or more by train and 30mins on an uber. So I went into credit card debt because waking up to leave my home at 4. 30 was just not possible with my work and school schedule

[@whoisdesirtv]

@@rexflores8461 damn that sux. Just the thought of having to get up that early made you take out a credit card. Did you finish school?

[@rexflores8461]

@@whoisdesirtv the problem wasn't really getting up early it was more so getting enough sleep and no I was suppose to in spring 2020 but I got depressed during lock down and isolated myself. I passed but my professors needed my clinical book ironically and because I was isolating I didn't see their emails. But now I'm enrolled for my last semester and I've been doing therapy and programs for the past year.

[@zackmckenzie3582]

His comedic timing is great. He’ll say a premise and you know the punchline is coming but he makes you wait for it.

[@deequeen85]

Ahhhhhh the wheelchair!!! 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ Always when you're late 😂😂

[@berlingray8058]

He right about that bus schedule, either you gone be 2 hours early for work or 18 minutes late, there's no in between no matter how early or late you leave your house. I experienced it for 6 years (08-2014) working at a mall, I know what he's talking about. Then don't be in a situation where you gotta close & try to convince your manager to let you leave at exactly 9 so you can catch the last bus back to the terminal so you can get home ( I had to take 2 buses to get to work & 2 to get back home), living in the burbs you need a car lbvs. Riding the bus makes you use your time efficiently tho 💯 😂😂😂

[@johnashton4776]

Agreed need an hour two hours depending on where you are going.

[@berlingray8058]

@@johnashton4776 Yeah, the mall I worked was about 25-30mins away in a car on a good traffic day but a bus commute turned that 25-30mins into a 1hour 35min-45min commute, if both buses were on time it was an hour commute but both buses were rarely ever on time, maybe on a Sunday they'd be on time but of course the schedule was different for Sunday's meaning you had no choice but to leave for work earlier lol

[@nononsense5182]

This was spot on!!!🤣🤣👍👍

[@fromphilly2thebury335]

@@berlingray8058 Damn I just had a flashback, and the bus nostalgia kicked in HEAVY! MANNNN FUCK THAT BUS!

[@EyE3productions_MrE]

I know all about leaving work at 845 to get that 9 o clock bus lol

[@asiathompson4006]

We all wrong for laughing. But the part about he better not get off before me. Brought back memories for me 🤣🤣🤣

[@johnashton4776]

The bus schedule is a joke and some drivers take their time because they're already at work.

[@CoachDanielPaulino]

😂

[@Amber-db9cz]

I rode the bus 4 times a day for 2 yrs while I was in college. I met some interesting people at the bus station everyday 😂

[@AthleticArtillery]

What city ?

[@Amber-db9cz]

@@AthleticArtillery near boston

[@soldieroftruth77]

Dorchester? I probably rode that same bus

[@bighomieJ5X]

When he did that ♿ walk I fell out 😂😂

[@zeuspagan5946]

The audience was triggered but i was dying laughing lmao

[@diallo1347]

That bus joke is the truth!

[@dr.100purrscent5]

Oh the accuracy!!! Our Public Transportation System is TRAGIC over there, and in in the MidWest!!! Don't even get me started. 😭

[@sweetvictory89]

I'm from the midwest I'll take that over transportation in the south. Sometimes the bus doesn't even show up in Dallas

[@artfuldodger7747]

Bruh I’m from NY and this is the funniest most accurate shit I’ve ever heard 😂

[@alfredgifford2977]

Drove the bus for years & I approve this message. Lol Facts!

[@jofoto612]

🤣🤣🤣 I’m on the bus now waiting on a wheelchair 🤣🤣🤣

[@RambosMullet79]

"My attitude was diseased" growing up in NYC riding the bus to the train from Far Rock to Manhattan every day!

[@Boogy816]

" It said I'ma get there at 7:15 or 9:21 " nigga I'm deeaadd omg 😂😂😅

[@URNOTADJ]

The Bus is transportation for the lost, and the damned. #dead

[@gadgettrill]

This had ne rolling, everything he said was spot on lol..he funny

[@CHRISTChrysalisInManhaim]

Wow your face is handsome brotha..( no thirst 😅lbvs).. Nice eyes especially 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@gadgettrill]

@@CHRISTChrysalisInManhaim much appreciated, no thirst men we appreciate compliments too ♥️🤗

[@freshprince8919]

Didn’t know Samuel Jackson started doing comedy

[@marzmoonshine601]

You just took my whole entire comment! lol

[@yungspenc313nation3]

He reminds of comedian Alonzo bodden sounds similar

[@fizzlewiggle]

Your trippin he's been doing comedy for a long time and he funny af. Look up some of his other stuff. Nothing like Samuel Jackson. He don't look like him or sound like him.

[@kingowensgaming]

I think we both got a 1 way ticket to hell becuz I laughed my ass off 😭😭

[@eyesurvivedmyself]

1:38 AT WORK at my desk! And I lost IT!!! 🚌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bmoore1908]

If you ever ride the bus you knew he was about to say a person in a wheelchair don’t let the bus be packed people gotta scrunch up towards the back to make room now

[@URNOTADJ]

I knew this was going to be TREMENDOUS! Esau McGraw is hilarious!

[@5iftical]

Yo job be thinking you so dedicated..meanwhile you have no choice but to be there extra early🤦🏽‍♂️😂

[@FactStorm]

We all know he's spot on with his public transport bus assessment! XD

[@tarajamchenry171]

Current situation. I'm either an hour and 20 mins early or 10 mins late 🤬🤬

[@RaymondGW]

Esau been funny af for forever 😂😂

[@kateb2643]

America's the only 1st world country I've been to where you can spend longer than 30 mins waiting for a bus IN A CITY. Also saw a vid about how most of your cities have star shaped routes instead of grids, so going anywhere aside from downtown ends up taking like 3 years. It's like people are being punished for being poor or something. Your government's to-do list is too damn long

[@velvetrose7729]

It's actually hella short because the only things ON their to-do list is..... 1. Which country can we bomb and invade for their natural resources. 2. How can we give more money to the uber wealthy and corporations. That's IT!

[@ederrell6032]

That shit was accurate af🤣🤣🤣

[@frederickstuart7495]

Lol had to pause at 3:40 bc my stomach and chest was hurting too much from straight laughter 🤣🤣

[@blacknbougie8021]

😭😭😭😭omg he ain't shyt!!! I really had to check myself b/c the wheelchair riders used to make me so mad. I had to think about how i would feel if somebody got mad at my mama for simply riding the bus. Nonetheless this is still funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣

[@donculzac]

Lmaooo how ironic that I'm on a bus right now and my god no loes detected 🤣🤣🤣🤣 NYC at that to.

[@jasminewatson8547]

Only people who’ve experienced the bus can really appreciate these jokes. Fk’n hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@summer_glazed2818]

Nah I’m on the verge of tears… on the bus 😭

[@bwholellc5001]

Ooooooh mmmyyy goodness this was so damn funny I’m in tears 😆😂🤣

[@EverythingIsMahogany]

Ya car think it’s Trinidad James …..

[@micah7817]

Lmao!!!

[@carllee9479]

Underrated for years.

[@VCD512]

Comin from a city like Chicago..OMG!!! The wheelchair thing had me crying!! And don't forget about the people with the bikes!! I do not miss it at alll!!

[@osenidot]

LOOOOOL civil rights seats. Bro I’m dying

[@gogoscorner1111]

The way I almost died laughing tho 😭😭😭🤧

[@immaog34]

Yo this dude is hella funny. I remember watching his old clips prior to 2010

[@somethingdifferent4u247]

Truest words ever spoken.

[@itzjdub282]

The bus transportation is fir the Lost and the Damned😂😂

[@derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772]

He stating facts throughout this entire video for I know what he's stating for I've been taking the bus for years and look forward to not ever having to be on it no more💯👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾

[@Sarcasm1855]

OMG...stumbled on this I went to high school with this dude and he was funny then too‼️‼️‼️

[@kinglibra912]

He DEFINITELY from outta town and had to ride the 81 downtown 😂😂

[@uriamudeltoro5075]

Lmao....or he was waiting an eternity for the 120

[@innertubez]

Civil rights seats lmaooo

[@princetimon6733]

Shit had me crying laughing 😂

[@somethingdifferent4u247]

Truest words ever spoken 😂

[@ladyfiveface6299]

I love Esau he is truly a Great comedian wish he have more time a least 30 mins or more he always put on a good show good shit E. Need more like them 👏👏👍👍👍⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@Jon1LAW]

Crazy thing about it is some of them people going 2-3 lights up and ringing the bell to get off. When Covid had restrictions on the bus for only 8 riders, I was pissed because you would miss the bus if its allot of people ahead of you

[@13Babeloe]

He is hilarious 😂. I’m sorry. 😂🤣👏🏽👏🏽

[@HaveSumn_2Loose]

Wow the memories, he is spot on

[@javiermar-u8j]

thats why san jose has the best transportation in the country. buses every 15 minutes

[@melriley2434]

He's Hilarious 😅🤣🤣😂😂

[@Bigheadedwon]

I know parts of this are probably just jokes. BUT if he really didn't get up for the person who could barely walk. Since he said they ended up standing up all the way downtown holding on the strap. Then that means nobody else on a packed bus got up for him either lol. I use to ride the bus back in the day, so I could believe this could actually be real lol.

[@AKATUSKIGANG4EVER]

They bet not drop him off before me!

[@KORDIALKAOS]

only us who had to go thru this really understood and fell out. that whole crowd received cars at 16

[@paulbae1959]

This one of the funniest sets I’ve ever seen/heard

[@LS-pv4dh]

The bus is transportation for the lost and the damned. Lmao.

[@Kizzy_Owens]

Civil rights seats😂

[@byama21]

that was hilarious!!

[@abduramin2593]

THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL😄😄😄😄😄😄🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@spmusiq4239]

2:45 to 4:00 had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@juneytoolooney2165]

This is only the end of this set. I liked him the most out of everyone else that performed that night, dude funny fr.

[@SageOfLimitlessHands]

No he didnt....this man killed it!

[@angelareddick134]

He is hilarious. I enjoyed this set.

[@Alexz_Archivz]

LMFAO!!! I live in a small city in AZ and they have a bus stop in front of Ross... WE DONT EVEN HAVE A FUCKING BUS SYSTEM!!!

[@sunderwood9321]

So funny dude! Sucks all the people think your serious!🤣

[@lethalgoddessttv5168]

I tried so hard not to cackle but the ending got me crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Lord_OTD]

“STFU. Pray for me.” 😹💀

[@Brandon_Bally]

Bro snapped 😂😂😂💯

[@40yearoldman]

Liked it before I saw it bc the title describes my life.

[@allenmaa7064]

Couple in the front stage right were trying to have a date night. He invited her. It’s maybe early in the relationship. He keeps checking in with her every other joke. 😂

[@lance.da.legend9837]

That wheel chair bit is a rob Stapleton joke...

[@BlaccSuave]

We gotta stop and pick Everybody up ?

[@arielxmoore]

lol as a past bus rider... i felt this lmao

[@apureguapo]

5:43 he foul 😂😂😂

[@yahb-leevr3010]

No lies told!!!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@allwork1980]

ALLL FAAAACTS💯

[@elydot8693]

Facts ,Hilarious ! 🤣

[@13Babeloe]

He reminds me of Chris Rock. 😂. I mean Chris Tucker. Either way 😂🤣😆😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@Urfavplaycousin]

The lost & the damned 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nononsense5182]

Just received 12 cans of this tuna... I love it!!!

[@shiningzimra]

The ending is hilarious !!!!

[@grumpee8432]

That fucking car joke got me! “Orange piece of shit”🤣

[@ninak7797]

I'm proud of you Esau, keep the jokes comin.

[@URNOTADJ]

Didn't watch it yet, and Liked it already...

[@bnadira212]

7:15 or 9:21 Where 👏🏾is 👏🏾the👏🏾 lie????😂😂😂

[@lifeofviea4807]

I dated a man that caught the bus everywhere!! I did it one day with him just to see what its like😳✌🏿✌🏿✌🏿✌🏿

[@mrlij6534]

he is so right. i have never met a happy person on any bus, lol

[@NineEight_Nine]

im fukin cryin LOOOOOOOOL

[@ericakane6388]

😂😂😂😂this is hilarious

[@NBrown-kh8lp]

As high as gas is, I’d ride the bus if there was one around me😭

[@huntingtonparkway]

Part of this joke I heard was from comedian Rob Stapleton years ago. But this was funny too

[@Elismama8214]

7:15 or 920 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@reddsmoke904]

Me currently. I prefer early so i can get ready to walk in to work

[@eunicen5427]

The contoured seats😭

[@thegodblogger3812]

"Severely early"