Why Do Men Have To Prove Love, While Women Just Accept Love? - Alton Walker

[@mrwalker1]

Man thanks for the love in the comments. Chocolate Sundaes is always 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ChocolateSundaes]

we love you, Alton!!

[@yunggrinda12]

🗣️🗣️🗣️ Aye man, naw, thank you!! I'm looking forward to seeing a show of yours!

[@abrashio]

you were hilarious as always bruh. Keep making PC proud

[@1murkeybadmayn]

bruh you were mad funny for real.

[@valdieter]

Serious tho, ChocolateSundaes is always so funny

[@luckner14]

If u don’t get that “lug nut” outta my face😭😂😭😭😭

[@dariuspaker7960]

Men get our rings from the bottom of the cereal box lol

[@TreTrill]

Deaaad bro

[@battlescorn]

My grandfather literally had a lug nut as his wedding ring.

[@goddessbybirth8456]

When he said now fellows hold your rings up ... I was in tears then I looked over and saw my hubby looking at me all he did was shake his head... I died right then and there 🤣😭😭😭😭 Lord I need air ☠☠☠

[@Skeltano]

hope he leave yo stingy ass

[@jacksp8de]

@@Skeltano lmao

[@thatonlyguy8803]

@@Skeltano yooo whats wrong did somebody hurt u 🤣🤣

[@coreyhibbert-stunts]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bighomieJ5X]

When he said," 14 million thousand " I lost it 🤣🤣 took me back to elementary school ...."bubble gum bubble gum in the dish"

[@astonrude1013]

Fo sho

[@wavxyshaun8799]

Bubble gum bubble gum sent me away

[@vsvaysolini]

@@consid3rate now you know you’ve been up in somebody granny house and they had candy in a dish lmao how many pieces would you wish to eat out of a ditch

[@theresametts9457]

@@consid3rate it is dish.

[@speweegee3575]

Dish.lol

[@steevehoyoufat9155]

"She gon let you do it" Amen

[@KINGBEEFHN59]

💯

[@dixbowman3452]

And find another man too!

[@viviblackmage2326]

“Don’t use that toilet” Not gon lie, I used that toilet.

[@prestona9658]

we all have

[@FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat]

Such a simple statement. Hilarious!

[@NOCALGooN916]

True, True 😭

[@ricardoduarte7730]

It feels so good

[@kissy0k8]

😄😄😄

[@blakkstar1655]

I got my boys with me😂😂😂💯

[@izzymizzle]

Had to gather that support

[@MELLOMKE]

Shit was hilarious

[@TheSupart91]

😂😂😂💀

[@dauntabatiste3574]

@TyBeTroLLing hy everyman gotta play it off “haha... I mean.... baby this man is terrible, i want my money back”😭😭

[@WackoFromWaco96]

Reporting for duty sir😎

[@Designscom-fj5le]

"It's a lug nut." 😭

[@getontheark8448]

We never ask questions about the toilet, it could be gold with a diamond handle outside in a rainforest...seems legit

[@themalachilee]

What a nice thing of them to sit this toilet here for me to use 🤣

[@capitalb2431]

This comment deserves 1,000 gold toilets

[@jambajoby32]

@@themalachilee hahahaha right? Conveniently placed exactly where AND when I needed it

[@kinglift5611]

😂😂😂😂

[@pebbles3720]

Mine was right in front of a waterfall in a clearing in the jungle and i STILL went for it 😭😭

[@kimik01889]

"hold your KEYCHAIN UP!!" 😂

[@KOLAkola]

😭😭😭😭

[@jerico80]

True story....me and my wife wasnt married. Then i needed surgery and she had better insurance than i did. So she wanted to put me on her insurance but the due date already passed. But they said in order to get on her insurance after the deadline you would have to have a life changing event...like marriage or something. We said "welp...guess we getting married". The next day we went to the office, went cross the street from that to a lawyers office and got married. Called them insurance people back and said "we got married." When my wife got off the phone with them she said "I believe that was the same guy who told me we needed a life changing event" 😂😂😂 Word of advice....save that marriage til when you REALLY need it.

[@somecallmevic]

That is some GOLDEN advice 👍🏾

[@iHeartCocoMarie]

I think I missed something… Did she trick you into marriage or something? 🤣

[@jerico80]

@@iHeartCocoMarie lol nah. He was talking about marriage and buying a ring to impress others. Im like man we wasnt even gonna get married...until we NEEDED to.

[@jerico80]

@@somecallmevic 💯💯

[@562rodlbc]

Funny funny 😄

[@ImReallythisGuy]

🤣🤣🤣 she running. she running!!

[@ronnyfwea]

Seems like everyone in this comment section has fallen for the Toilet Genjutsu

[@remidibeatz8780]

"Hold Ya Keychain Up!" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@KOLAkola]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@Killuasecondtime]

"Don't use that toilet" 🤣🤣💀

[@raymwanawevhu6000]

I used that toilet on a plane 😵😂😂😂😂

[@shalaywashington6326]

That toilet dream is real. The last one I had, I dreamt I was taking a blood test. I peed in a cup...but the cup wasn't real 😥

[@steevehoyoufat9155]

You had to take a blood test, but peed in a cup and didn't think anything of it? Ok... 😆 🤣 😂

[@shalaywashington6326]

@@steevehoyoufat9155 Some places require a urine sample also

[@Pack-Man199]

@@shalaywashington6326 yep they do

[@IsmokeHiphopLive]

@@steevehoyoufat9155 at the VA they make you do both, urine and the blood test.

[@hasiflames8456]

@@steevehoyoufat9155 lmaooooooooo

[@ADsAMBITIONZ]

I definitely need to see his full set😂😂

[@bOmBAsTiK]

That was dope. Nice crowd participation too with the sista. Very subtle how he maneuvered his set like that...bravo!!

[@Olivia-qg2qh]

Dang he used to be the drummer at my church.

[@jonnyhalo1041]

I've been listening to chocolate Sundays every morning before work for the past couple weeks so glad I discovered this for myself because it helps my day be a good one thanks again

[@everythingdana9322]

you got a key chain ahahhahahahahaha dang that's true

[@keetopuffs]

I got engaged without a ring and I'm probably getting married without one. My man says we don't need them cause we know who each other belongs to. My dumb ass thought it was sweet until I realized it was JUST cheap 😂😂.

[@Snowboarding2020]

Nah that's true love. Don't give into the jewelry market propaganda.

[@Djanthonymosley]

Nah he smart

[@justicejoycetv]

When we say such it's smart. I said such but if the fellas talking *want to avoid the "industry" hustle & think it's smart then GET BANDS for everyone.*

[@Ocker3]

Diamonds have a sad history, put some money into an education fund instead, diamonds don't hold value after you leave the store. But putting money into a child's education is very likely to pay off.

[@steevehoyoufat9155]

Well let me ask you this, why is the ring so important and as important as the matrimony itself? Will not having them make y'all any less married and a couple?

[@alys1149]

An actual answer to the title of the video because I'm bored: Because men are taught to be dominant, aggressive, and constantly seek sexual activities without emotions (since being emotional is equated with women). Women are taught to be submissive, passive and that they have the ability to and should push back on sexual advances lest they risk being shamed by society. Thus women can accept or reject love or sexual advances while men have to prove that their advances are love (based on emotions) rather than just sexual advances. Society at large hates anything feminine and things that many women like often become the butt of a joke (i.e. Starbucks, leggings, uggs, One Direction, Justin Bieber, scrunchies, vsco).

[@at8052]

Very well thought out

[@simplyneal]

Nah I won’t expecting the bubble gum bubble gum 😂😂😂😂

[@ketolifestyle68]

ive had that dream many times, oh there's a toilet, then oh shit i wake up,, run to the toilet, thats some crazy shit i thought i was the only one..........

[@Pack-Man199]

I remember when I found out morning wood prevented this shit.

[@whoisdesirtv]

Bruh is funny. Saw him in Atlanta @ Kat’s Café. Had me rollin.

[@11duckedoff1]

Where my man Netflix special at? Buddy hilarious

[@paindavisva9967]

"MAN IF YOU DONT GET THAT LUG NUT OUT MY FACE!" 😂😂😂😂

[@bam6213]

Not "bubble gum, bubble gum" for a life or death situation! 😂😂😂💀

[@insertnamehere9154]

Saw him in Greenville SC and been addicted ever since. He's Hilarious😂 so animated. Y'all need to follow him on IG.

[@JayFree0718]

That last minute almost killed me 🤣🤣

[@bigdikbubls]

That toilet has betrayed me before so now it launches me out of my sleep like a kick from inception

[@Gunshinzero]

Peeing in that toilet is like a totem for me. If I start trying to use it but don't feel relief i know to immediately stop because of I keep pushing it'll happen for real

[@shaniegoodwin9947]

4:32. The lady screamed "AHH WAIT". THAT THROUGH HER ALL THE WAY OFF.😂🤣😆😂

[@strutwhore1467]

From the title you have a new fan already sir

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

I had to teach my wife to blame me for shit so she could get out of trouble and not be in trouble just because it was my fault and I didn’t care You don’t want to go to a party? you late for something? just tell them it was me. you don’t feel like staying at a dinner? tell him “I” said you got to be home. what are they going to do- tell me what to do? I do not care. I would die for her why do I care if you just blame me for some weak bull- instead

[@SegaGentleman]

What if she cheated on you and blamed you...talking bout "but hunny, YOU said...." 🤣

[@Deezy_Ankh]

​@@SegaGentleman facts lmao

[@nancyhernandez2271]

I do that for my kids all the time. You uncomfortable and want to come home? blame mom. I gotchu👏🏽

[@TheTaekwon3]

Same

[@NOCALGooN916]

Tryna pee in a floating toilet 🤣🤣

[@vogd3779]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time!

[@steevehoyoufat9155]

She said "aww wait ✋" lmao

[@stewartmullings1552]

Yo this is was insanely funny. I was laughing my guts out. Great show.

[@elipacheco532]

Man, he’s like Michael Colyar in his delivery 🔥🔥🔥 I’m watching him, Ron Taylor and Blaq Ron.

[@boodadavis4782]

Flawless set king!!! Hilarious 😂

[@groku4.2.08]

That toilet bit was hilarious 😆

[@Amongoose06]

This man is HILARIOUS lol i like that he included his wife. she embraces his shenanigans

[@JSpade85]

Y'all know that dream!! 🤣🤣

[@messiahblackgod]

That bubblegum in a dish sparked serious childhood memories from the 70s

[@Raheemholt]

man alton walker is so hilarious !!! good stuff my guy

[@idc129]

because men give and women receive, in every way!

[@shablisjohnson8092]

The lug nut joke is probably thee funniest thing I’ve heard all year. Literally hollered. This man is funny as hell.

[@Jenniemorgan7]

I have a cold and I was not expecting to laugh so much!!

[@WickedIonic5N]

Feel better soon!

[@tootsie-roll1804]

Yessss buba gum buba gum in the dish🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that 🚽 definitely be real Lmmfao

[@TheJakester1980]

I pissed myself on a heroic dose of magic mushrooms and my woman helped me clean it up the next day. THAT'S LOVE.

[@K1NGTUT]

Nigga i pissed myself too!!! Lol

[@Vortex_Feedz]

LMAO y’all niggas funny

[@ZykeCorse]

Yo this dude funny ash from start to finish 🔥❤️ love it

[@TheRudy1629]

This is hilarious as hell... you guys need a podcast.

[@tommiewilliams2107]

"If you ever have a dream with a toilet in it, wake up!" I died, lol!!!

[@alexvieyra2584]

Best stand-up I've watched in a while

[@olgabryant2172]

Alton! Proud of you!

[@KO-OG-Passport-Bro-1997]

Dude is hilarious!! Never heard of him before.

[@charmingcharlie011]

😂😂 I just love Alton! I'm too tickled!

[@chuckburg6818]

This Brother here is funny af had Tampa lol last night SALUTE BROTHER WISH YOU THE BEST

[@alvinbiggsjr8351]

This was hilarious 🤣, I gotta find more now.

[@YThates]

When he talked about that dream with the toilet, I felt that.

[@kidd5952]

Bruhhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that moving toilet is SOOOOOOOO TRUE FACTS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪🏿💯

[@cycyj847]

I hate the pee dream 🤣😂

[@26gdagod.62]

Hella underrated😭🔥

[@colvincruden9608]

“She running, she running 🤏🏾”

[@AnnnnnaQ]

Not the bubble gum bubble gum in the dish!!! I'm' dead 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hanzdownsports]

That toilet on the moon was a great joke. 🤣🤣

[@chicosworld]

Yo 😂😂😂😂 fam said lug nut

[@alexandershabazzi8890]

Ayo, from the moment he referenced the ring as a Keychain, I had to keep watching. Lmaooo that's crazy!!!

[@queend5493]

When he dropped down and said bubble gum. I was done lol funny

[@joanclayton5212]

“keychain from Walmart” 😂😂😂

[@djdys6493]

I can’t stop watching the part when he said wait let me talk to my baby real quick.. when he says wait nigga, I’m crying

[@1murkeybadmayn]

Ok. Funniest set I've seen on laugh factory hands down. Btw, had a dream about peeing in the toilet. Every gaddamn time about to get it that damn toilet float away 😂

[@danielleshanell1243]

Not a keychain 🤣🤣🤣

[@j.c.ulater]

Don't u use that toilet its a trick!...😂😂😜

[@sashalove4175]

Facts !😂😂That dreamy toilet is a pissy trap

[@Legendarynfoknights]

Hold your keychain up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@juliangulian1032]

Bubble gum bubble gum ina dish Lmaolmaolmaolmao

[@ilenecarroll3786]

Bubble gum, Bubble gum in a dish 🤣😂🤣

[@jetavionreed4202]

I’m going to do that..and ima act like I was sleep lmfao yo that’s love

[@21DRANKZ]

This man is cold 😂

[@blacklion8133]

I lost it on the floating toilet. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@loveheals6184]

Blessings to Alton Walker for this hilarious set. Our losing DMX today HURTS. I'm deeply grateful for the laughter. 🙌🏿❤

[@ChocolateSundaes]

we completely agree 😔 Sad day.

[@cool7ife]

Solid performance Comedian 😂😂😂💯🤦🏾‍♂️

[@chaosnpositivity]

The man who held his hand up high 😅😭😭😭💍 shout out to you my boy! He love his wife😭

[@theflyent7106]

Aye that man crazy lol funny as hell tho😂😂😂😂

[@MrLeifbob]

Hahaha this dude killed me 🤣 more of this guy !

[@GOLDCOASTROLLOUT]

He's great 🤣😂

[@LoniLoni11]

That yes from the men in the audience was hella strong lol

[@shaquillesunfleur7291]

This was real good 👍👏👌

[@georgetorres5627]

She RUNNING!!!!! 😂 😂

[@keithsims6834]

You remember you told me you killed that girl 🤣😂🤣

[@PlanetJigobotTV]

That toilet is real as Fu%&🤣🤣🤣

[@lucindajones4711]

He's crazy! In a hilarious way😂

[@sherriearrington6830]

What’s your favorite restaurant baby he said Wendy’s DAMN 😆🤣😂

[@HeyAveon]

i was not expecting him to say "pee in the bed" hahaha this man is underrated

[@EastHighMustang54]

That toilet 😂😂😂

[@chanwilliams3914]

Floating toilet! Facts🤣🤣🤣

[@reddyred5097]

I need some more R&B workout editions asap!! 😄😄😄😄😄

[@bigminim]

I oove this guy he's hilarious