Why Do I Always Attract Big Women - Ralph Porter

[@ChoiceOfficial]

the fact that he told them shut up! and they laughed even hard A+++

[@rpizzle05]

Appreciate it...

[@twotwentietwo]

he got that from kevin heart

[@wensleymichel505]

@@twotwentietwo who is Kevin Hart?

[@itzwanimereacts]

@@wensleymichel505…boy

[@nandinipatel4728]

"i can hear them looking at me" i can't- 😂😂😂

[@mistafingaz]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rpizzle05]

All the time....hahaha

[@boymom-k4]

If he's married... Why he in the club anyway????? 🤷🏽 Ijs

[@nandinipatel4728]

@@boymom-k4 i know right 😂😂😂😂😂

[@chrisjohnston2565]

He never said when this was, no one ever uses deductive reasoning anymore…

[@markesgrant]

Man said I can hear them looking at me lmao 😂😂😭

[@ChocolateSundaes]

LMAO

[@GiftsbyChosen]

And I hollered 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kitaboo404]

I just stopped by to say........Damn you fine! ☺

[@markesgrant]

@@kitaboo404 thank ya ma’am 😅

[@LeDoux_T]

@@kitaboo404 💀🤣🤣

[@CameoRoyale.]

I love how he started it off. I felt so confident... *then boom* 🤣 I've never laughed so much at my self esteem melting away lmfaooo

[@Brit2949]

Right! 🤣🤣

[@MrLewisb33]

Neither one of you have any need to worry. Both yall cute!

[@dperfect28]

😂😂 you not Big

[@rpizzle05]

@cameoroyale hahaha....but you know you look good

[@tonyungfat]

Dam... im looking at both of yall pics thinking yall aint the ones he talking bout!!! Yall sexy big girls.. lol!!!

[@GDL364]

His physical comedy is impeccable 😂

[@BeamCity]

Shoutout to all the BBWs! Luv y’all

[@NeziNappsakaNezi]

I laughed all the way through. He's fun and funny. 😅😀😆

[@blkboentinquiry3553]

Hey Nezi!!

[@NeziNappsakaNezi]

@@blkboentinquiry3553 Heeeeeeeey! 😁😍

[@SNKFA]

Funny how he started off saying he was married and off limits. Things took a turn at the end though.

[@rpizzle05]

hahaha

[@ladylioness4065]

He killed me when he started swishing like a damn car wash. Lmao

[@rpizzle05]

A car wash....hilarious!!!!

[@carlwebb7948]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@RecreationalUseOnly]

Chocolate Sundaes cures Depression.

[@ChocolateSundaes]

🙏🏾

[@tootsie-roll1804]

So true I’m just smiling & laughing away please keep it coming

[@rpizzle05]

@@tootsie-roll1804 Keep smiling and laughing, it looks great on you

[@DarlinReal]

Thats an understatement.

[@Blullaby]

I love a comic that'll make you laugh WITH people, not only AT people (': ❤️ it's a lost art

[@a.jgaming2370]

must be fatt!😂

[@lenaely6146]

200. With, not at, an art 🎨🎭🙇🌞🥳

[@Blullaby]

@@lenaely6146 The evenness of it all 🌹! Beautiful (:

[@raykings5244]

I wouldn't call it lost. It may be less popular but it's not gone

[@idc129]

and at himself!

[@paulghetto]

“I rolled over and thought it was another broad in the room” 😂😂😂

[@iommoh5869]

Man did his daily workout on the stage lmao 😂😂😂😭😂😭

[@mr.beatspt.2969]

As a lover of big women I find this to be accurate as f*ck! 😂😂

[@yaya722334455]

And as a big girl he never told one lie🤣🤣🤣

[@rpizzle05]

@@dipchips34garvis68 very true

[@crzxm]

Do you bang the sweaty rolls?

[@matthewmoody8447]

Real talk and I’m a lil nigga myself 😂

[@clo9898]

They gon take care of yo ass foreeal 🤣

[@michaelfaulkner5839]

I was dying when he said “I heard you looking at me”! That’s funny 😄

[@jefff8467]

This man is hilarious....this dude had me laughing out loud in my office so hard today

[@HimizwhoIbe]

He said a bitch might want some popcorn. I died!😂😂😂💀

[@Ohwowthatshowwedo369]

Don't let Kevin Samuels here this 🤣

[@Ardante11]

DAMN I SAID THE SAME THING!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@kellikakes81]

🤣🤣

[@dperfect28]

💯💯😂😂😂

[@bomgodd]

HEAR...👂

[@blkboentinquiry3553]

Who cares if he does? Also, it is spelled hear*. Definitely telling of the IQ of his audience. Why am I not surprised.🤦🏾‍♀️

[@IssTrip]

Dawg, the way he looked around after “all of this could be yours” was my favorite part 🤣🤣🤣

[@yishaithegift9953]

I got with a big girl once...3 times. After that everywhere I went big girls were throwing themselves at me. My dawg be like "you got that scent on you" 😂😂 shit always make me laugh. But I guess it's true.

[@GiftsbyChosen]

I can hear you looking at me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I will be using that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@carlbowles1808]

He has good material with excellent timing 👏. I like him.

[@rpizzle05]

I appreciate that bro

[@bighomieJ5X]

"Hear them looking at me " I'm dead AF 🤣🤣🤣

[@rpizzle05]

Yeahhhhh @BighomieJ5x...

[@JesusIsLordLasVegas]

Funny! I swear y'all get the best comics!

[@Mastanasty]

I endorse this comment...

[@OhhHeyDJ]

*post the best comics...

[@ChocolateSundaes]

we appreciate you!

[@negusdawoo]

Strike

[@rpizzle05]

@@ChocolateSundaes Yes we do!!!!!!!!

[@TheLovely990]

"I can hear them looking at me."😁😆

[@davidmeinie6699]

Fire set. Great energy 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ChocolateSundaes]

Thanks for watching david!

[@payableondeath9091]

DEFINITELY 🤣

[@rn2511]

I’m actually crying. I’ve got tears running down my face and I’m breathing funny 🤣 almost killed me.

[@narinv]

Ralph porter is my mentor from Tacoma Wa. Easily one of my favorites ever

[@robertprince2651]

They got the real Mac & Cheese; and come with loyalty.

[@Zhane-ce7nj]

I wish I was loyal.

[@sleeplezznightz]

Plot twist... his wife is that big girl.

[@ocswitch7626]

Man my face hurt from laughing 🤣😂🤣😂 whole set was fire

[@rpizzle05]

@OCSwitchBeats I appreciate it.

[@quizzyquandadon9289]

They love my boney bass 😂😂I can relate 😂😂

[@legendlonewolf6009]

Big girls follow me around like debo lookin for Felicia

[@LeDoux_T]

@@legendlonewolf6009 nooooo💀🤣🤣🤣

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

Same.. Usually white girls.😴

[@peacebalancetruth]

@Tay M 🤝💯👍 #HUSBAND🏆

[@chumps7974]

Lol. Same here. My boys even noticed saying......."i know which one is coming to talk to you"

[@orenthiadillard8993]

This brother used the word "wobbling"! 😂😂😂

[@rpizzle05]

Who does that right....this guy!

[@Shortie-Pie]

A big soft, cushy couch gives more comfort than a kitchen chair, any day.

[@robyearwood76]

I can lift a kitchen chair and we can go more places.

[@rpizzle05]

Facts....

[@Shortie-Pie]

@@jeffring8954 fat can be reduced. But there seems no cure for cruelty.

[@terrylevert3547]

I don’t sit on women

[@pinchebruha405]

@@jeffring8954 exactly

[@trutop9s103]

They don’t draw to much attention and will be your ride or die and the most loyal women gotta love your big women❤️

[@donnyouttheway4091]

This man is 53 in age but 33 in personality

[@90210Skye]

😄 They run up on me too. They like that lanky, basketball player build, and skinny girls want that swoll, running back 🏈 build.

[@DiamondEubanks]

Skinny guys tend to be packing too🤷🏽‍♀️

[@dl2310]

It's all about balance!

[@drecool6976]

He killed it ......LMAO!

[@godvibesonly7137]

I went to PVAMU and all the big ladies loved me on campus 😂😂 I can relate

[@YoungoneYoung-lm4xe]

Texas repping.

[@robertprince2651]

It's real in Alabama mane.

[@jaquaycollins4287]

Ok I see you Houston. What part?

[@justicejoycetv]

I cracked up at food on the stove, on the stove and counter tops. 🤣 *But who's eating in the bathroom? C'mon now* 🤢😷🦠

[@thedredgod]

my fat ass lil brother used to eat cereal on toilet. Now he big time

[@kelvinmann7993]

Lmao I eat food in the bathroom too

[@justicejoycetv]

@@kelvinmann7993 oh ok.

[@rpizzle05]

@@thedredgod Hilarious...that's all I can say

[@justicejoycetv]

@@thedredgod 🤣🤣🤣

[@ExtremePainGames]

Ralph bringing it to this set. This was brilliant.

[@candicemirisha912]

LOVE ❤️ his energy!!!!! Made my morning

[@rpizzle05]

Thank you young lady

[@borngreat-4-life930]

She's a big girl. We love big women.

[@tricie1605]

When he said, "ooh, what is this?"...took me OWT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@King-Killa-Ca]

I'm 43 Single without Kids and I love Big Women #Brooklyn #NYC #BachelorGang

[@lapriayoung1193]

Mr. Porter!! Much Love from Tacoma WA

[@toddwilliams938]

Oh my God my dude said I can hear them looking at me!!!🤣🤣😂😭

[@nkosinathimkhonza2332]

5:13😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 damn the sound effect!

[@BianicEpicVideos]

That was a clean set. Chocolate sundaes are always fire

[@kayebethelion]

this did not go in the direction I thought it would and yet I laughed so damn loud I wondered if my neighbors could hear me

[@ephramwalton]

Funny as hell. Also looks like Freeway Rick Ross twin 🤣

[@homersimpson5964]

Big girls have always been into me unfortunately, but I will say that they have always treated me like a king. One time I was even carried home by one.

[@TheMzshaw]

Well by the sound of it..it ain't that unfortunate

[@sixx6sixx107]

This dude looks like the real Rick Ross 🤣🤣

[@miltonrogers1395]

Microwave in the bathroom 🤣🤣🤣

[@melchizedeck.]

It was 4:33 in, and I realized he was wearing a track suit 😂.

[@Nov24thsFinest]

Hilarious Fam!!!! I got 2 1/2 Big Girls in rotation nowww! What am I doooooing in life?!?!😂🤣😭 Phuk that they’re good people!💯

[@yaelB9467]

😂😂🤣🤣his laugh is So cute.

[@crzxm]

They know you're not strong enough to get'em off you.

[@RambosMullet79]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 real talk! They like to dominate skinny dudes.

[@billbunch6762]

🤦🏽‍♂️ hilarious. They do look down with that “you done fk’ed up now” grin 😛

[@ciarrajohnson3849]

1:30 Facts😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣Yet people acted like KEVIN SAMUELS WAS LYING! He often said “Many men think like I do” and I believe that

[@dawgaintwyfrom4456]

Don't let Kevin Samuels get hold of this 😂😆ay baby I heard you looking at me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@juliannakaberovsky4545]

The last joke on the bed had me HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[@paulanderson3930]

He said Squish squash Squish!!😂😂😂😂

[@SmellLikeMoey]

Legendary

[@dkbattle]

His voice sounds like Martin Lawerence’s.

[@marcusd1388]

Naw bruh😂

[@dkbattle]

@@marcusd1388 you have to listen, man. Lol

[@stephanieoni7804]

I didn't hear it. I'll listen again

[@ericnjoroge5813]

This was deviously funny.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@freedom4all3]

The Nacho libre pose 😂😂😂

[@tarajamchenry171]

See, Now i wonder if I make the squishy noises 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Talbot305]

Holy fcking shit im crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@charlierobinson4525]

Heyyy be some Good Pie Under That Shade Tree...Shiddddd.. LoL..LoveUp

[@habituallinestepper7745]

“When I be with my home boys they be like go see what she want” No nigga Stop 🛑🤣😂🤣😂💀💀💀 this had to happen amongst every group of guy friends 🤣🤣😂

[@mznaeture]

I HEARD YOU WAS LOOKIN AT ME!!! WHAT'S GOOOD 😆

[@josh-lv6wx]

I heard you looking at me what’s good 😂😂😂

[@tammysipple7602]

Oooo, they be on me!!!! Mommy, look at him girl 🤣😂🤣😅🤣. No means No!!

[@maxxxatronix6933]

this is one of the funniest bits i've seen in a long time. MOOOAAAARRRRR!

[@queensmickey]

2:00 is the funniest shit ever 🤣🤣🤣

[@midnightmorada2678]

🤣🤣🤣... my wife pick at me all the time she say all you attract is big girls it's like they know you a chubby chaser

[@aprylb.3718]

Why oh why do I hear a little DMX in his voice.. Uh huh, Now y'all will too.☺

[@Tony024]

Swish hah swish swish at the end 😂😂😂

[@curtistinemiller4646]

All this can be yours!.LOL..

[@dimdaman]

So good! Giggles giggles!

[@archielean4349]

Bro hit that wash cycle sound 😂

[@Devnaction]

I ain’t laughed so hard in a while bruh this nigga is comedy gold

[@nolancoates4856]

Real talk 💯

[@amazingkhoza8835]

"A bi**h might want some pop corn"😂😂😂

[@davidpeek6831]

He had me weak 💀💀🤣

[@J.WinkN184]

Thanks Ralph, 💝The Truth, U ve been well experienced n That one, Im stealing, I heard you lookn, Soo True! Stay true to your Game! Awesome, I always wanted to say those thing's!

[@rpizzle05]

Say it, say it!!! lol

[@andredeshazier143]

New version of comic view

[@Leukick]

Yoooo thtis guy is great 😂😂😂

[@MrLeifbob]

Haha this dude is funny, good jokes 👍

[@itzwanimereacts]

This was actually hilarious 😂😂

[@vincentwashington4106]

This is original & funny

[@RussellMills1877]

I have never seen this clip before but this man is so funny and for him to say to the girl I can hear you looking at me is crazy. And on a side note I have a you tube channel type in Russell Mills May 22, 2017

[@JG_RepairandClean]

Mannn I been there. Thinking there was another broad in the room LOL

[@MarcusBandz]

tac city in the house.. good shit my guy🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

[@rpizzle05]

Fasho...appreciate it fam

[@jambajoby32]

Tac town Big ups RP!

[@Cleofis23]

Man! Straight up! My guy RP been at this for a Minute. Love to see people from the town getting out and smashing their goals.🙌🏿

[@hennyg983]

Give me a drink..... shidddd give me another one

[@DanielleWashington1080]

I heard you looking at me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Catseye189]

Big women need love, too!

[@mwInfinity]

I can hear them looking @ me ( with the lip smacking) omfg! Lmfaoo!!!

[@rosedigitalmarketingmom]

🤣🤣🤣🤣. Very very funny and cute too.

[@AY-rl4vf]

I like how he’s also making fun of how microscopic he is

[@kwamebrown4389]

Bro they could’ve texted each other sit tf down my adhd A$$ got distracted 😭😭

[@undaunted1065]

Lol Exactly. Annoying part was Porter wasn't just talking. He was doing a funny walk at that moment. And while making fun of his own walk he repeated it for effect and they were STILL blocking that part😒