Choose Divorce! TILL DEATH Movie Reaction, First Time Watching

[@final_queer]

You've come so far from not being a horror girlie to now screaming "WE HAVE TO MUTILATE THE BODY!" 😂

[@setclearboundaries795]

I like your username.

[@youlknowmyname]

I was thinking the same.

[@final_queer]

@@setclearboundaries795 and I like yours too

[@troyponton7408]

Facts 😂

[@jdotcurtis]

Honestly and truly.! I love the complete change Alanda has made in terms of horror. I remember her saying “y’all this was not really a genre I dabbled in” to “SEVER THE HAND!”

[@RocketOcean18]

Fun fact: Megan Fox was actually dragging around a Bulgarian stunt man throughout those scenes, not a dummy! When you see her straining from dragging him, she’s actually struggling in real time. It makes it feel a lot more realistic!

[@damagedemoangel666]

woaah - das commitment + she’s like 5’3 so musta been tough cause she’s so tiny (she nailed dat performance

[@RaelynnOnToast]

so badass!!

[@wyattennis4542]

If memes could describe a movie, it would be Lady Gaga's " I don't believe in the glorification of murder, but I do believe in the empowerment of women."

[@JackOiswatching]

The quote 'I support women's rights but more importantly I support women's wrongs' comes to mind. :D

[@lilscenechick1995]

I'm curious what the context of that statement is, but hard same

[@cainyourkids]

@@lilscenechick1995it was for an interview in her role as Patrizia Reggiani in 'House of Gucci' who hired a hitman to kill her ex-husband, Maurizio.

[@ItsAutoMatixx]

“i don’t like scary movies” to “we have to grab glass from the vase and cut his hands off so we can get outta here… MUTILATE THE BODY!” i love alanda.

[@ericwhhyyy]

“For $200,000? You can’t even barely buy a house with that unless you live in f*****g Nebraska!” 😂

[@shainewhite2781]

This was considered to be one of Megan Fox's best films in her filmography.

[@thecinemawithjames]

Agreed

[@jakeyboy203]

Are you kidding !?!?! Jennifer's Body is her best movie Till Death is great but not as good as Jennifer's Body

[@mchjsosde]

​@@jakeyboy203did u read the comment? They never said it was her best movie

[@thecinemawithjames]

@@jakeyboy203 wait I agree I love Jennifer's body such an iconic movieb

[@jakeyboy203]

@@thecinemawithjames oh ok my bad haha

[@citydweller99]

I loved the concept/plot of this movie.. and Ms. Fox is quite effective as the lead. This movie proves that she can act, that she needed to go the indie route in order to get a meaty role such as this. She's working with the director of this movie currently.. where she's going to be the antagonist.

[@megantvenstrup7687]

Does the movie have a name, or is it too early for that yet?

[@citydweller99]

@@megantvenstrup7687 I think the working title is called Subservience

[@LibertineDeSade]

I feel like this movie is so underrated. It's so good and wasn't what I was expecting when I first watched it. Loving Megan Fox's final girl energy.

[@julesking1303]

I found this movie to be absolutely wild when I watched it for the first time. Not just because the performances were amazing, but because I LOVE the actor that plays the terrible husband. He played a knight named Gwaine in the old BBC show Merlin and he was my favorite character on the whole show. Gwaine is kinda sleazy and a player, but he’s so kind and adorable. Seeing him in this kinda role threw me for a loop but that makes sense. His character is supposed to be deceptive and skilled at keeping up appearances despite being a total scumbag. it worked really well tbh

[@ladymunsonthemagnificent6929]

I knew that was him! I was trying to think of his name, but I recognized that face!

[@julesking1303]

@@ladymunsonthemagnificent6929 it’s a nice face tbh 💕 that’s why i had such a weird experience watching this movie lol

[@CaseyJayy92]

Your ‘look what the money made you do’ rant just had me howling with laughter 😂 I love how you’ve gone from not being able to be watch horror without getting scared to shouting mutilate him and getting mad at characters 😂

[@redballoon9007]

I like how she went from “KILL THE BROTHER” to “YOU KILLED YOUR OWN BROTHER!?” on a dime-

[@cupofcait]

Alanda: "you have to mutilate him. Am I sick??" Me: one of us! One of us! 😂

[@AlandaParker]

😭🤌🏾

[@Lila_Moon]

"New wig new me, I'm pumpkin free" 😂😂 STOOP

[@7_ty_]

A movie that reminds me of this one is Gerald’s Game (also involving handcuffs). I think you would like that one, too!

[@themachiavellian8961]

If she watches Geralds she better hoop in the mr. Flanigan train and watch doc sleep and hush

[@thecinemawithjames]

This was a great comeback for Megan what a crazy ride this movie is. I hope eventually you do Midsommar if your ready for it not as scaring as Hereditary but still pretty disturbing lol 😅😊

[@shawnwacek6791]

Out of all the Megan Fox movies I've watched where it's just her no other famous people in the movie this is one of her best out of place movies I've ever seen her play in she did a phenomenal job in this movie❤

[@IAmHavok]

They are all pretty recognizable in this film

[@sylarplissken]

I’ve literally been binge watching your reactions for the last week and I can’t get enough. I love seeing a newfound horror fan. I’m 34 and have been watching these movies since I was 7 and even you have given me a new appreciation for some of the ones I’ve seen countless times. I would love to see you take it back to what is arguably the beginning of the modern horror film and react to the original Psycho. That would be a blast. Also, the perfect follow-up to that would be Psycho II, which is a fantastic sequel and stars Meg Tilly. I know you’re a big Jennifer Tilly fan and her sister is a great actress in her own right. Looking forward to more of your stuff!

[@sarahgabriella84]

Alanda getting tougher and tougher with every reaction. Im here for it. Embrace the righteous violence!

[@Rellj16]

"Why would I yell out when I just watched you kill someone you crazy BITCH!?!" HAHAHAH Best line! LMMFAO

[@LiirThropp2687]

"Get offa her! POS lump of meat." 😂😂 I love you, Alanda. The way you're cursing that corpse. Too funny.

[@drakemerwin]

She’s dragging the body outside as if they cant look out the window and see her in the WIDE OPEN EXPANSE OF THIS TUNDRA DRAGGING A CORPSE😂😂😂

[@arjayking6024]

You're amazing. Love how you state how the obvious thing needs to be done. Seriously, you rule. You brought up Panic Room, but I usually watch this alongside Gerald's Game. It makes for a great double feature.

[@airmykii4090]

I love this movie so much … it was honestly very incredible and should’ve been released in theaters

[@curiousrichard]

Your commentary made this great. I don't think I could've watched it on my own bc she was so frustrating for not breaking his hand immediately The Nudy quote is so real 😂 love you girl!

[@rydbthatsme]

This was such an amazing comeback for Megan!

[@dess234]

YESSSSS I’m so glad you reacted to this😭😭😭this movie is honestly kinda good. you and my other queen ZZAVID had me cryingggg with y’all reactions per usual. love ya Alanda

[@Zombies_Are_Real]

Just gonna say I don't think our girl Megan is keeping all her toes after that day! 😂 Since we're doing indies, I'm suggesting No Exit again. It's on Hulu, so to be fair I'm guessing it's indie! Bonus story of my first time doing jury duty: I was 19 and the case was of a man who burned down his store for insurance money. He could only speak Spanish, and his interpreter was this TINY woman, like 4'11" 90lbs. We found him guilty, and he puts his head down on the table for about 5 seconds. Then he jumps up, throws the interpreter who flies into the wall, and makes a run for it. Suddenly 4 bailiffs I hadn't seen previously come out and tackles him. It was wild!

[@kekedorn8392]

agree with the no exit suggestion. alanda would love it

[@princeharlequinhq]

This was honestly such a surprise. I thought at the bare minimum it would be something to pass the time but found myself way more invested in it than I intended lolol :)

[@JoyaLewisTheMusician]

Alanda serves excellent commentary, visuals, and ✨ vibes ✨ every time 🔥

[@carlossegura3697]

Midsommar is the one movie I’ve been waiting the longest for you to react to and I cannot wait. I can’t overstate the impact it had on me. Even though I’ve been a horror fan for over 30 years, it still destroyed me.

[@robbiereacts22]

You bring joy and smiles to my life with every video! I can’t wait for Midsommar because it’s a favorite of mine

[@patricklyke1702]

I was amazed by this movie and ENJOYED your reaction! Thank you for bringing it (as you always do)! Side note I hope your jury duty is not too traumatizing (mine was a murder trial - I def had some PTSD after that so take some time if needed!) And please don't forget you still have to react to The Long Kiss Goodnight!! I'm still waiting!! :)

[@cooki3monstrrr]

YEEES LONG KISS GOODNIGHT!!! Nobody remembers that movie & it makes me so sad. Geena Davis is great! Can't wait to see Alanda's reaction to it

[@JungleJuliaDP]

Probably gonna edit this more (almost DEFINITELY, as I'm only at the intro), but I just HAD to mention how Alanda's outfits AAAAALLLLLLWAYS be *OUT* 👏🏾 *FIT* 👏🏾 *ING* !!!! *CONSISTENTLY* SERVING LE👀WKS!!!! The only weekday on her calendar is *SLAYturday* and I love that for my sis!!!! Here come the expected edit: Alanda constantly begging her to mutilate the hand/arm was also me during the movie. Her expecting the husband to be the killer she was running from was so funny (as I'd already seen this movie) because I knew who would actually be the main antagonist. And *OVERALL* Megan Fox *KILLED* this role, because it allowed her to showcase her *GENUINE* talent as an actress, while starring in the roles of a woman who was only considered "eye candy" [as this movie portrayed her overcoming the sex symbol status kcommodified by her Michael Bay roles and the demeaning, sexually-objectifying marketing of the *severely underrated* Jennifer's Body)]. She showed her thriller/horror/dramatic/comedic chops in this film, and I CAN'T WAIT to see her in more projects where directors, producers, and casting directors see her as MORE than a sex symbol. *YES* ! She is *undeniably* GORGEOUS! But, she is also talented and passionate about her craft. I've been watching her from the Mary Kate and Ashley movies to Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, and she deserves the same respect as ANY actor/actress, BECAUSE YOU CAN TELL she's doing what she's *meant* to do. She just so HAPPENS to be *undeniably* gorgeous at the same time. #JusticeForMeganFox!!! Because Hollywood did her SUPER dirty!

[@cooki3monstrrr]

It's the way Megan Fox says, "...lipstick & glitter out of your FUCKING SHIRTS" that gets me every time. You feel it! She's a great actor & I'm glad more people are getting to see that now LOVE the lewk 🤩 & thoroughly enjoyed the commentary as always! Agreed, nothing can top the Amanda Seyfried kiss lol

[@yailbe]

hilarious & wholesome as usual 😂 as for your schedule, you take your time girl! we'll be here either way 🩷

[@robbiereacts22]

Makes me think of the super underrated Madonna song Til Death Do Us Part. She wrote that about the crazy end of her marriage to Sean Penn.

[@TheZachValentine]

This is such a great little thriller! Needs more recognition! Megan Fox is amazing!!

[@8mad]

YES! So happy you saw and enjoyed it! Definitely a must watch in Megan Fox's filmography. Absolutely love this film.

[@SpOOkster37]

I'm so happy you watched this one, I don't think a lot of people even knew about it when it came out and I'm glad it'll get more exposure now through you. Another indie I think you would like: Sound of Violence. It also flew under the radar when it came out (same year as this one actually), it's a REALLY unique kind of slasher and it stars Jasmin Savoy Brown from Scream!

[@jasmineevaristo3752]

Sound of Violence is fascinating and so wild. I second this suggestion!

[@CTR_ALT_MAKIMA]

Alanda Quote of the Week: "I would not be able to rest knowing he got to choose his death"

[@CrackerPhobic-]

you’re honestly my favorite youtuber you’re so real and so funny!

[@yoongles519]

facts she is too funny (love keeho stans)

[@CrackerPhobic-]

@@yoongles519 i love yoongi stan’s 🤝🤝🤝

[@AlandaParker]

Thank you lovely 🥹💛

[@Timmywhimmy]

What a treat to have you back even tho your schedule is so hectic. I'm sure we can all relate, which makes it an even better treat 💛 You have got to react to '30 days of night' an underrated gem that I've not seen anyone react to. Nothing weird or deep just good old horror

[@IsabellePaige0620]

That outfit is giving “The Craft” vibes, and I’m loving it. ❤

[@wonderpossum3295]

Your increasing bloodlust while diving into horror is commendable :P

[@themachiavellian8961]

28:15 she is literly has taken "GOD HELPS DOES WHO HELP THEMSELF" as her life montrah THAT WHAT HORROR WILL DO TO U😅

[@asiahenry7798]

Girl I was yelling mutilate his hand the whole movie!! She had so many opporutnities!! The gun, the vase, evey mirror and window in the house, the car door, the basement railing. That hand would have come tf off!

[@lisamurdock6679]

But it wouldn't cut through bone 🤔

[@PixieLovesItAll]

I've wondered for a minute if Alanda's ready for Gerald's Game and honey we got the Great Value action movie version first! I do believe GG hits harder and sticks with you, but this was definitely more "fun horror" in the quips and capers!

[@everausten]

Yesss! I super enjoyed this when I watched it a few months ago! It's so thrilling. I watched it just for Megan, but was psyched that it had Eoin Macken as the husband. He was so scary in this when I'm used to him being a ray of sunshine as my fave Gwaine in BBC Merlin lol

[@DominicTaylor-lq2vb]

“You can’t buy a house with that unless you live in fking Nebraska” this line sent me

[@alexcar999]

When I saw you were gonna watch this movie I decided to watch it and the way you guessed so many things that would happen had me hollering! You are so witty and funny.

[@CausticCandy]

Getting this notification, pausing, and seeming the movie out to come back haha! Thank you for the many intros!

[@whenthecloudspart]

you're so beautiful every video, you make me so happy seeing your bright sunny smile!! thanks for posting all these reactions, it's fun getting to see your reactions you are so funny. whenever i need a laugh or a pick me up i tune in, the bride of chucky one makes me giggle every time. i hope that with all the things going on for you at this time you still find time to relax and enjoy! i appreciate your presence.

[@DylPykle94]

Alandaaaa, I LOVE that you watched this one! It was a real hidden gem for me that no one talks about

[@wrexfiles]

Seeing your reaction to the handcuffs I would love to see you watch Gerald's game its actually an insane movie!! But loved this reaction as per usual, when its Alanda watching there truly could never be enough. Would 10/10 want you by my side during a crisis

[@patrickkelley2735]

I'm halfway through the reaction and have decided to stop so I can go watch this film without spoiling any twists in the end. I never would have watched this if it wasn't for you. I SHALL RETURN!

[@4leafclover133]

You have no reason to apologize. You are busy and we want you to take care of yourself. Don't get me wrong, I always eargerly look forward to seeing your content. You are doing us a service by giving us wonderful, entertaining content. ❤

[@emmy10537]

omg i love your energy sm, wasn’t feeling the best but you just brought my mood up💖

[@Talitha330]

I am obsessed with your look in this one miss Ma'am... the hair, the outfit, the face - chef's kiss 🤌❤

[@krose6451]

"Am I sick?" No, just pragmantic. Most every woman I know would have mutilated or cut off that corpses hand to get free. The only ones who wouldnt would have been too in shock to do anything. The others would have wrapped a sheet or towel under the cuff to protect it, then tried for the phone first to get help or take pictures and video as evidence as to why the hand was removed but then the hands going. Honestly probably easier to crunch the hand then to take it off. Supposedly if the thumb is broken or dislocated that provides enough give to get handcuffs off. So if crushing doesn't work I'd go for the thumb coming off first since that would be easier then a hand.

[@Brttan]

Actually stopped your video a couple of minutes in to watch the movie and come back. This was a good movie, thank you for your commentary! You put humor into the horror. 😂

[@Sunnyomori649]

5:00 no bc my ex bf did the same thing, he would go on and on about MY trauma and how it hurt HIM when he didnt even know me at the time of me being actively traumatized :| once he even said he was JEALOUS of me thinking about my abusive ex. Like H U H???

[@BOOcketMan]

Gerald's Game is SUCH a good book! So if you liked this, read that! lol

[@taylorholliday6434]

ive needed this after this damn heat wave and wildfires literally everywhere thank u babe

[@honeyjames227]

WHEN I TELL YOU I SPRINTED to watch this movie when I saw you were gonna watch it.

[@nateskeans9209]

“no offense if you live in nebraska” was my favorite part 💀💀

[@landonsims8758]

Girl your hair today ✨ BEAUTIFUL ✨ 💅🏻

[@landonsims8758]

In every vid it is though

[@ohsukah]

Love this!! Such a great tense thriller. Proof that Megan Fox is still that B!!!

[@cheshireshadow518]

YEEEEE! No worries with that schedule, any time you upload it's a good day ♥

[@Falynsgir]

I am LOVING that top you're wearing. It's giving me The Craft vibes. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@keishie23]

What!!! This was a Ride girl!!! Best reaction ❤❤❤

[@pseudonymphmusic7721]

WAKE UP ALANDA POSTED!!!!❤🎉

[@Countfoscolikesmice]

lol the ease with which the decision of "resigned to kill"! 🤩

[@robbiereacts22]

The company that produced this film I worked with on a film that never got done but is now going into production again called Mama Black Widow which is a crazy true story.

[@bensneb360]

This feels like a classic Hitchcock/De Palma type thriller, I’m a sucker for movies like that

[@goldernbtatenun]

Liked the vid a minute in, u might be drinking water but girl u are on one!!!! Ur commentary never disappoints 👏🏽

[@meesh11p]

I watched this a bit ago and thought it was a fun little flick! Not a masterpiece but a good time and it's so nice to see Ms. Fox again!

[@luvingolsen8255]

THE HAIRRRRR😍😍😍😍

[@melinuevaera]

i love when a final girl funny asf

[@simonelott3403]

You’re the queen of captions and wordplay!!!

[@mandapanda2847]

I only watched this because it was your latest reaction vid and I was pleasantly surprised by this one, was really good. And your reaction was on point as always 😁

[@marcellagalindo_]

I love alanda's oufit🖤💜💗

[@fogatasideral1231]

You have to be jury? Girl, you NEED, you NEEEEED to watch 12 Angry Men (1957). It is an old movie BUT it's a crazy movie about 12 jurors. It's very, very good. It also features the same actor that played the detective on The Exorcist.

[@allier1867]

such a fun movie! and your quip about marriage! rings true about many couples

[@k.hamilton371]

Love this movie. Another really good movie that takes place in one location with only 2 actors is a little film called Devil's Pond. I believe it's independent (not 100% sure though), and it stars Tara Reid and Kip Pardue. It's a thrilling movie about a doomed couple on their honeymoon, and it is a good time.

[@LordVolkov]

Megan Fox crushes this! Having to drag around a dead body all movie is a workout and girlie was working to survive!

[@goddessofdesire]

The movie was great! Notice how there was still so many Utensils the afternoon they arrived at the cabin but he removed it all over night ? That’s DEDICATION! same with the way the candles didn’t burn out by themselves but were blown out by him, which is why they weren’t fully burned down, did you also notice how he gave her this tiny sheet for the night ? He wasn’t letting her have ANYTHING. Lol And to of him putting on the cuffs, perhaps he put some pills in the wine he gave right before the deed

[@tekayumm2443]

The entire movie I kept saying she was better than me cause I would have been crying cussing out a corpse instead of doing anything🤣🤣🤣

[@latoyamcknight6730]

This movie was better than I thought it would be

[@shayjones4807]

I love your KZbin channel❤

[@alexandermuratis]

"Don't hesitate to mutilate the body" 😂

[@nicholasgeritano6417]

OMG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO WATCH “till death” BTW LOVE YOUR VIDEOS ❤

[@aubreysha]

I love your hair ❤ I've been watching your reactions for a while now and when I'm alone, you make me feel like I'm chatting w a best friend -so thank you, ❤

[@mipmoep]

alanda you always GLOWING!!

[@lifedagame]

Not me living in Nebraska while watching this, crazy😢

[@brianafuller3976]

I’m a month post- my renny show and I wish I could go to another one so BAD like ugh queen will always reign supreme❤️‍🔥 you look so preeetttyyy & considering I just stumbled upon you a couple weeks ago I am still binging your old videos. I hope things do get less heroic for you soon💖💖💖 You’re the best, so glad I found your channel like I’m so obsessed with you😭

[@jesserayo1919]

My suggestion is Green Room with the late Anton Yelchin and Patrick Stewart playing a skin-head! Great horror and thriller

[@sashabudnik8318]

yesss, i watched this movie in a theathe and it was amazing. megan fox nailed this

[@justin12378]

Madam Alanda the psychic strikes again!!

[@jdotcurtis]

Okay but only because it terrified the hell out of me, I’d love to see Alanda watch the descent. I screamed non stop

[@nickgarcia8530]

I legit love your content I grab me a lil glass of wine and watch and comment with you everytime ❤😂

[@AlandaParker]

🥹💛