Choosing the Chickfila Short Line

[@tyrinhayslett5605]

If the government ran like chick-fil-a drive through we would be out of quarantine in two weeks.

[@45eno]

This is the lesson about “private vs public” sector efficiency. There is no comparison when private sector has the bottom line a CEO is focused on and public sector is just a bunch of people being paid with someone else’s money(tax). One has incentives motivating efficiency and the other has reliable steady paychecks regardless of effort or results.

[@emmamccoy8381]

@Tyrin - THIS!!!

[@NotFromConcentrate]

I went to a Chik-Fil-A for the first time ever the other day. The line was HUGE and wrapped around the building and into the next door parking lot. I don't wait for food but I was there to kill time. It was a bad strategy on my part...They had that entire line served and me on my way faster than it takes Wataburger to serve two cars...

[@emmamccoy8381]

@@NotFromConcentrate FACTS!! The line may be long but they have a FANTASTIC system in place! Top that with GREAT customer service. I have no problem sitting in line 😁

[@ashleydowney1222]

I work at Chick-fil-a. I hear that comment about the government several times a day at work.

[@billion86]

I LOOOVE this gurl- so unneccesarily dramatic

[@thekosmokramer]

typical woman =0

[@joybeaudry8727]

This is me... 100% in ANY line. 'what is SHE DOING???????????' 'MOVE IT!' giggle.

[@AbuelaCC71516]

🤣🤣🤣

[@user66200]

KAREN!!!!!

[@AbuelaCC71516]

@@user66200 hahahaha!!

[@chroniclesofcbass]

Shout out to the kid popping a wheelie on his bike in the background @2:06 hahaha

[@lewis3853]

Passenger window. Left side of screen. lol.

[@vpsaviation732]

Ikr

[@robmc120]

First of all, thank you for that added content detail Second, It's SO appropriate she mentions having kids at home at that one time Third....think he got paid for the cameo?

[@obijuankenobi2968]

Also the fact that she point at him/her while saying “I could have children! I could have children at home, they don’t know.”

[@mattfoley4128]

Saw that😂😂😂😂

[@cwtrickshots4198]

“This is chick-fil-a of course that matters!” 😂

[@shanefrederick7731]

Yes it does

[@chesteryouthmin]

*chick

[@cwtrickshots4198]

Yes sorry typo

[@mikeconway727]

its not a real Chickfila if the employees arent outside taking orders

[@kamiroberts9947]

AMEN!

[@zacktheexception1198]

As a CFA employee facts

[@WaterStar2398]

Yep

[@Lannie85]

I don’t understand- it’s a drive thru. Why would there be employees outside?

[@zacktheexception1198]

@@Lannie85 because we can take 4 orders at a time and take them much faster, it’s super efficient and has elevated CFA to the fastest growing restaurant in the country. We can also serve and love our community better face to face.

[@katielamb7258]

I busted out laughing at the, “a Range Rover, their treasures are not in heaven”. You are in Brentwood!

[@hines862009]

Best line yet ...probably off script too which makes it better.

[@HeritageWaysKatie]

😂😂Brentwood!😂

[@ClaireCorinthos]

Brentwood, Essex?

[@lenagraham2093]

@@ClaireCorinthos Tennessee

[@soulsatisfiedseries9419]

@@HeritageWaysKatie Tennessee?!?😂🤣🤭

[@ZerOtheGeek]

I don't steal sauce. I just ask for extra every time. And keep the extras until I have enough for each nugget to be baptized in it's own sauce cup.

[@Sunshine-yl4vx]

Baptized in its own sauce...🤣 love it

[@katrinab7657]

Chick-fil-A can be a religious experience. You just proved it.

[@janeblack520]

🤣

[@jonahhumfleet472]

Hallelujah!

[@lr_laura]

🤣😂

[@hiramreyna4862]

Lol "A Range Rover, yeah their treasure is not in heaven." 😅😅😅

[@frzstat]

“I created a burner account and catfished my ex-boyfriend!” And everybody’s talking about why no one is outside taking orders?

[@neelsnprayer]

The in her throat upset noise she makes! 🤣. I love her, you guys make a great team!!! ❤️

[@mg8849]

You both have awesome comedic timing and chemistry.

[@alexhooper27]

Nobody will believe me but I once got in a chick fil a line that didn't wrap around the whole building.

[@emmamccoy8381]

I did too prior to COVID 😁

[@cody3200]

I definitely don’t believe you.

[@everythingisalright6790]

Yeah if you get there in the early early, mornings, there’s no line. I know I have one next to my highschool.

[@hammyschubbycheeks5560]

Whoa dude really?!

[@JMarieCAlove]

Somebody thought it would be great to build a In n Out Burger and a Chick fil A next to each other in a new shopping center! You should see the confuse looks on people’s faces where each line starts for both places when they both opened, they didn’t open at the same time, luckily! But someone who designed the parking lot, was on something when they did! Way too busy and too crowded at the same time, people honking at each other and giving each other dirty looks! We’re a Conservative town (believe it or not, in Central California!.. it’s rare in CA! Lol). 😉

[@_josiah.ferguson_]

haha nothing says john crist like Chick-fil-a jokes

[@iisazyy]

*”WE’RE REPUBLICANS”*

[@shanefrederick7731]

LOL

[@JMarieCAlove]

Lol Too funny! 😂

[@Andrew-ep4kw]

it some cities, that can be very dangerous to do

[@jacobhofius2528]

@@Andrew-ep4kw I got my truck vandalized and dragged out of my truck because of my blue line flag sticker and my my other Republican stickers that people think are racist

[@cassgray9340]

@@Andrew-ep4kw Yes, it is.

[@sophiapostma4057]

I highly recommend working at Chick-fil-A. I've been blessed with wonderful and encouraging bosses and coworkers. Because of the awesome management and hard-working employees, we're #12 in the ENTIRE country, and #1 in MI. At least for my location, we use an app, Slack, for communication about general things, and also to recognize those who go the extra mile. Everyone is friendly with each other, which helps tremendously with teamwork. Basically, if you need a job, I recommend looking into your local CFA.

[@sarahb2344]

John Crist's face when she says: "I could have children" 😂 2:04

[@tylersoto7465]

Lol, uh oh that's not good if they have children that means they will have less money for Chick-fil-A lol

[@sarahb2344]

@@tylersoto7465 😂 True story

[@macmanmpls]

I love her!! The two of them together are awesome.

[@tysonleedanz4846]

The one by my house has employees outside directing traffic and taking orders

[@zacktheexception1198]

Yeah I think all of them do, just usually at busy times of the day

[@kayliehutson02859]

At the one I work at we have no choice. One time we had the employees come inside because of a thunderstorm and the line back up to the highway, no joke.

[@beerbeforebreakfast]

@@kayliehutson02859 good gracious. Ive seen ghe hustle but didn't know you all got pushed to that level. But then again i think its good for young guns to get pushed to an elevated level! As long as you're not in real life danger. Lighting is not to be played with. Please remember that.

[@austingurganus1494]

As a chickfila worker this video actually had me rolling🤣🤣. I think this is hilarious

[@penguinlover2227]

Same!!!

[@Maxyy40]

The real reason it took so long is because she’s wearing Victoria Secret

[@MyNameIsWes]

And is wearing yoga pants and has a tattoo on her hand.

[@margareto1600]

🤣

[@TboneSloanaroma]

People just needed a taste of the lord chicken.

[@miranday9764]

The happy non-copyrighted music in the background of this really just pulls this all together. 😂

[@robcrawford9859]

She’s probably just yelling at him because he decided where to eat when she said “I don’t care”.

[@jordancapps9521]

Yeah, guys that know what is up realize that phrase is code for," I would like to have a discussion on your suggestions."

[@AdeleiTeillana]

I feel like this comment minimizes the amazingness of Chick-fil-a.

[@robcrawford9859]

@@AdeleiTeillana definitely not the intention!!!

[@littledancingfawn]

Chickfila is my back burner place. I’m always willing to go if we can’t think of any other place.

[@robcrawford9859]

@@littledancingfawn good deal!

[@tinishavp8302]

These two together in a skit is hilarious!!!!

[@lesliejohnson8738]

“We’re listening to Drake. That doesn’t help!”🤣🤣

[@michaelwellington5509]

Yeah they should have listened to Kanye West

[@msbirdsong77]

Too funny,😅😅😅😅 I like this actress, you two work well together at making me laugh!! "We got a sinner in the camp!!!!!"

[@msbirdsong77]

@John Crist Always watchin 😁

[@msbirdsong77]

@John Crist Okay that's cool, hope things work out great for you, may God bless you as well 🙏

[@msbirdsong77]

@John Crist Nope 😉

[@calebyon8840]

I’m literally going to Chick-fil-A with my mom rn. What a coincidence that I got this notification.

[@CK-sn2lg]

I was about to say “hey it’s Sunday why are you going to Chickfila” and then I remembered what day it was

[@heyitsjackie959]

luckyyy also I like you Robin pfp :)

[@rukevweb5674]

“WE’RE REPUBLICAN!!”

[@sawyermann5899]

Me to bud

[@tylersoto7465]

Lmao 😂

[@loganvangorder9514]

What's a short line at Chick-fil-a?

[@RU-HDD-4-HVN]

A myth.

[@Raphaelkungfupanda]

A Sunday.

[@zacktheexception1198]

@K S depends. My CFA doesn’t even have an inside lane though

[@timothymcdonald04]

There isn't one, we stand in the drive thru for hours

[@zacktheexception1198]

@@timothymcdonald04 wow really my CFA is extremely efficient

[@TheBengtsonFamily3]

Okay, we thought the country music vids were what we needed in 2021... but this... THIS is what we needed. 👌😂

[@wes3479]

But that bike wheelie at 2:09 was on point. Subtle and epic. Love it

[@waltertalbot6561]

When he said "I steal sauces" it reminded me of when my mom put the Chick-Fil-A sauces we got in her purse and then asked for more😂😂

[@agraves5754]

2:05 Random bike kid 😂

[@LuhLandonn]

Lol

[@detective___mcnulty]

Nice catch.

[@drawingdragons4097]

“WE’RE rEbUbLiCaN!!!!” 😂😂😂💀

[@teresacoffman5529]

What do you mean the “short” line? There IS NO short line at Chickfila!

[@lenagraham2093]

But they're all fast lines!

[@hhprincess647]

short ≠ fast

[@filster1934]

Should have been “short-er line”.

[@curtisb9422]

It's relative. The average wait at my Chick-Fil-A is 5-10 minutes. At the In N Out it's around 45 minutes to well over an hour at times.

[@mixeddrinks8100]

My chickfila doesn't even have 2 lines...

[@stickyglue1234]

2:05 Dude on the bike does an epic wheely (out her window)

[@RA-pb4gl]

Any woman ever when hungry or how a bad car engine sounds like 1:45 😂🤣😆

[@EMKATW]

Saw him at Winter Jam in 2018! My friend and I fell out of our chairs during his Baby Dedication! No, we literally fell out of our chairs! It was great! Love from the Carolinas, John!!!

[@patriciadurham643]

I have watched this 5 times so far and saved it to my favorites!!! It’s too funny!!!

[@patriciadurham643]

@John Crist I will always watch your videos! You should come back to Cincinnati!! You are hilarious!! ❤️

[@patriciadurham643]

@John Crist we are grateful that you came back to us!!!!

[@patriciadurham643]

@John Crist how do I know you are for real? And how do I give my email privately?

[@patriciadurham643]

@John Crist hello. I emailed you a few days ago. I also sent a message on Instagram.

[@patriciadurham643]

@John Crist hello!

[@sheldonyork6332]

I wonder how the people in the line reacted when they heard them shouting

[@janavos9901]

That GRUNT!!!!! Wow!!!! :D :D "I could have children at home, they don't know!!" lol.... 😂😂😂

[@Ancient_Oracle]

She's just as good as John 😂

[@jackoryan9220]

Did anyone else notice the random kid doing a wheelie in the background? 2:05 😂🤣

[@zoeSims3]

The Chick-Fil-A in my town is literally like 3 minutes long and they have like 5 lanes.

[@christinakelly6794]

I don't have to watch the whole video before saying that it's gonna be good. I'm never disappointed with John Crist. 😂💕

[@dancer4christonly518]

DITTO!! 😂🤣❤

[@lynnepaulocsak122]

I must be different because I don't get him

[@christinakelly6794]

@@lynnepaulocsak122 As in you don't get his humor or why people like him? Not to come off rude, just trying to understand your comment. 💕

[@christinakelly6794]

@@dancer4christonly518 Hahaha, I'm glad you agree. Also, I love your name! 💕

[@dancer4christonly518]

Huge fan of John Crist myself! Dude cracks me up😂🤣

[@jonrevaew2197]

This absolutely killed me 😂 so great “Range Rover, ok their treasure’s not in heaven” hahahha

[@ken2l]

This girl is great and God bless you John. You’re amazing

[@CloudedTear816]

DON'T! DON'T! 😂😂😂😂😂 Dropped a major bomb and just...tried to blow past it lol then the sinner in the car at the end! 🤣 Love this! ❤️

[@DennisNedryisStillAlive]

Somehow Chick Fil-A has mastered the drive-thru art while In-N-Out still takes a century

[@richelieutartempion4435]

2:24 the most hilarious scene : opening window and scream "Lord we have a sinner in this car !"

[@googleuser2426]

I love this!!! Thank you for clean comedy!

[@mrsbritt1987]

Y’all are hilarious. Oh, MJ too funny! Every time you do a video together yes but on, and so true/relatable! Keep them coming.

[@TheUncleJohn1]

All Cars Matter! - John Crist

[@iKeto_gal]

lol I admit I’m a carcist ... every time I see a Toyota Prius, a majority are bad drivers in my opinion lol

[@TheUncleJohn1]

@@iKeto_gal hahahahaha you’re not the only one here ! We’re about to get canceled

[@panrouw]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!! Love this girl! The duo!! 😂🤣 💀

[@jamesboone8997]

Chick-fil-A is totally cool with people stealing sauces.

[@brokengirl8619]

True I do. But didn't know it was stealing

[@jamesboone8997]

@@brokengirl8619 Oh sorry "stealing" cause it's not really stealing if it's allowed.

[@RealCaptainAwesome]

I don't know how much of the CFA marketing department sends you, but it's not enough.

[@kevinyoder7052]

Anyone else notice the guy in the background doing a wheelie at 2:06?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emmamccoy8381]

You know what's funny about this? Even with ALL these things we will still wait in that line and be pleasant when we get our food 😆😆😆 (well I'd hope everyone is pleasant 👀)

[@IamTenzinIamthesonofAang]

Depends on your location… We have a lot of ungrateful guests at ours. No matter how friendly and fast, just looking like they hate the whole world

[@mckraushaar]

2:05: the guy on the bike tho!

[@MomLAU]

Love her disgruntled noise at @1:45!

[@jamescrawford7529]

We all know this is completely inaccurate. CFA should be put in charge of elections, distribution of COVID vaccines, etc-anything that needs planning and efficiency. 😂😎😇

[@SigningWithTheByrds]

Amen!!!! The CEO should run for President!

[@sloane.2747]

Not kidding, in my town Chick-fil-a gets through their lines so quickly that the health department literally asked the general manager to help create a system to get through vaccine lines as fast as possible 😂

[@uluvnic]

Omg. When she grunted and screamed at the same time with her mouth closed! LOL

[@CLacy]

Y’all! Needed this laugh... thanks!!!!

[@aleetee2003]

My Chick-Fil-A is so packed they don't use the speakers anymore, but instead they have like 5 workers outside taking orders.

[@beautifulsunset4071]

The noise she makes of frustration at 1:45 ... I felt that. 😂

[@ernestpaul2484]

For 36 years I have endured this scenario in a fast food drive thru, so bud I feel for you. Most times, now-a-days, I just ask what she wants and I go inside to order. The ensuing chaos that is a fast food joint is so peaceful and stress relieving compared to the carnage brought on by the complaining and lack of patience in the drive thru.

[@81stzae35]

I’ve stolen multiple sauces before😭😭

[@hellofrominside8524]

At no point in time have I ever been brave enough to tell a woman in a bad mood to "have a little patience."

[@J1nX227]

the short line is always the slow one

[@Silver-cl2bd]

Might as well Slap a sticker on the back of your car that says, "sinners up in this piece." 😂

[@carolync9887]

2:06 Did anyone else see the bike tricks in the background?

LOL @ 2:04 the boy in the background popping a wheelie in the parking lot.

[@awatermelonplant]

2:06 the guy popping the wheelie out the left window 😂

[@thetourminator]

1:51 "we're Republican ! " LOL ! And the blooper of that part at 2:31. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@ethanallenhawley1052]

Guy out the right window (our left) at 2:05. Lol.

[@ItsPocketLint]

As a chick-fil-a employee I can confirm that these things matter

[@trinaminnieweather3079]

NOW I know what "Hangry" Actually sounds like🤣🤣🤣!!!

[@MichelleKMann]

John, we need more laughter. Keep 'em coming!

[@graysondarrow5916]

2:04 the kid on the bike in the back ground😂

[@deanmauriello5089]

“This is Chick-fil-A that matters”

[@mihaelaleusca]

Always a blast. John ( you yes you) makes my day😂😂😂😂

[@indodinoyoutube]

2:34-2:40 Honestly I'd react the same way if I said that nowadays 😂

[@st.michaelthearchangel7774]

"A Ranger Rover. Yeah, their treasure's not in heaven." 🤣 1:45

[@sandischellenberg7256]

You are FUNNY my friend. 😂👌 I'm loving the addition of your wife in the vids. Keep on keepin on Brutha! Love to you both!

[@claytoncarpenter2420]

I work at Chikfila and the amount of people that get angry and honk is absurd

[@TheUncleJohn1]

Someone had to address this issue!

[@isaacsmith6081]

anyone else see the guy in the back riding a wheelie 2:06

[@weldon9254]

This is marvelous. Thank you for the laugh!

[@yurielcundangan9090]

John: Fierce ATITTUDE Gurl: DELUSIONAL!!

[@gigiromz]

😂😂 THE SAUCES 💀💀💀

[@fastydious]

love you b crist, welcome back

[@calebpurviance3290]

It’s Chick-fil-A let’s go

[@isabelle4641]

2:06 anyone else see the guy in the back doing a wheely!?!! hahaha

[@jeebugorn]

I can only imagine (pun intended) that they filmed this at a CFA on a Sunday and the car that came creeping around the corner at the 01:00 mark was a couple that were driving by and were like "are they open?" "there's a line in the drive thru, it has to be open....maybe"

[@paullazecki5550]

That was the BEST video yet...

[@ZiggyLu-og3zp]

Nice. I never thought of repenting in the line at chick-fil-a. “I’m a republican they get a 12 count nugget”. Lol.

[@JediPE007]

MORE OUTAKES!!! Absolutely hilarious.

[@08fighter08]

Them Chick-fil-a lines be long though. All the way out into the street. And this was before COVID.

[@kevlinville]

Morning laughter is a great way to start your day.

[@AwkwardlyTimedVideosOfficial]

dope wheelie at 2:05 (left side)