chop suey but everything is a table

[@animorphs]

Wtf how'd this get so many views

[@carimabdala]

animorphs cause this shit funny af

[@bs666.]

Table

[@Walamonga1313]

animorphs Memes and shitposts attract people with an intergalactic sense of humour.

[@sporadicnature2718]

carimusic because this table meme

[@jamesv.4662]

Look at me I am the table now

[@__idfk__]

I can just imagine Serj shaking his fist at the sky, crying out "TAAABLLLEE"

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Old man yells at table?

[@undersscore6930]

Lol

[@pchelovekPV]

you mean his left hand index finger?

[@kut8517]

Every anime character mourning for some side character

[@Loveyourself21072]

😂

[@ForeverSus]

“I cry when tables deserve to die” There’s a story of a stubbed toe in there.

[@OliveOilthepuppy]

Bubdolf I feel this

[@justinbcyt]

I died laughing reading this😂😂😂 it's so true

[@chickencurry420]

As someone with ingrown toenails, it's mathematically impossible for me to agree with this sentiment any more than I do

[@bin5048]

@@OliveOilthepuppy my pinky toe fells this too

[@Stvan-r3g]

Was expecting you to say that there is a hidden ecological meaning that trees have to die because of humans who want to turn them into tables for profit or something, but what I read from you did not disappoint me anyways

[@Acetilcystein]

"I cry, when tables deserve to die" Me too, man, me too.

[@robertstevensii4018]

Oh no! Our table!

[@officialtable7749]

I don't deserve to die 😪

[@TheOnlyCaprisun]

@@robertstevensii4018 It’s dead!

[@ARegularChannel]

@@robertstevensii4018 is broken

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

F

[@TheBlackDoctor]

As a database admin, "Here you go create another table" hits me in my feels.

[@gabrielzinatorosa3024]

As a Data Scientist, it makes me remember a database with 943 tables I had to work on for a while 🫠

[@rynocerusrex5050]

As a there-be-treasure-type autistic, I agree

[@GuyN0ir]

When you’re working with tables over a million lines….

[@PhoenixSniperTTG]

Just watched new Zelda trailer and this is what came to mind.

[@makipri]

@@GuyN0irXMLDB table with 15 million entries.

[@fiiuwu]

"Tables deserve to die" Finally someone understands...

[@cancercentral9997]

I was going to comment that, how dare you

[@ZEECHEESEMON]

Yeah I once stubbed my toe on a table they must parish!!!

[@iamthehighground5942]

All the toes...

[@qelipothaumiel]

Botchamania is not happy with your statement

[@sofiehaga]

Hate ikea

[@Lmgvy]

“Here you go creating another table.” My woodshop teacher criticising my lack of imagination.

[@kalebkraven]

This made me laugh out loud 😂

[@n8dagr881]

Literally me

[@vasya2532]

THIS CALLED ME OUT

[@ballsofsalsa01]

Your comment is kinda 1:51

[@diegoloxoro]

@@ballsofsalsa01 this is a SAS/SOS from ytp not your stupid ass brainrot zoomer

[@crystaltrees4013]

Either my taste in humor has deteriorated or this is comedy gold

[@nolives]

Both

[@b.h.5966]

Table

[@imacryptid5254]

Going through the same thought process as i die laughing from this even though i knew what to expect from the name of the video lol

[@jaysonklein6018]

Yes... ... also table.

[@eugenehughgene4271]

the former

[@lucylazz]

"when TABLES deserve to die" what a beautiful phrase, in memory of every table 😔

[@novasoul99]

You are cringe

[@LordranRavin]

A lyric that carries the pain of stubbed toes everywhere

[@sovietapples6122]

I love how the beginning of the song actually sounds pretty solid but then there’s the short “ta............ble” and then it gets progressively worse. This is truly a masterpiece.

[@jcchryzortiz1769]

Yep

[@bobbuilder1009]

Thats my favorite part

[@gustavoalexandre8853]

and also how the visual follows the quality of the song

[@joaodorjmanolo]

@@sneakybastard3556 ^^

[@TimmieLost]

Pretty solid 👌

[@Mark36912]

He sounds like an over excited table salesman

[@mem_tv13gachi]

104 likes

[@lachlanbain8612]

This good

[@Mark36912]

@@lachlanbain8612 Thanks

[@lisarino1180]

*you wanted to*

[@soupisamyth]

Rooms to go newest commercial is this

[@RyanKusuma]

**deep breath** table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table

[@nbsomething]

shit i almost liked the comment but i like the number it's at rn

[@Chris-sh9pw]

fried suici- sus I cry when tables deserve to die

[@Chris-sh9pw]

Ryan that so sounds like something trump would say but mk sister

[@TheCrimsonCake]

2:15

[@dannicron]

Insert seagull meme here

[@canty_.]

1:10 LMFAOAOAO THE TA-BLE PART I CANT 😭😭

[@littlechip8079]

😭💀💀💀 deadass

[@EnkaiTsunami]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE RAPID FIRE TABLE

[@rheam9391]

Came as soon as I read this and now I have a headache from laughing too hard .

[@abby-wf6pl]

@@rheam9391 bruh same lmao

[@orangefoster2210]

Felt like it was shaking me XD

[@faviogutierrez8743]

Me neither. . Lmao

[@je3229]

You didn’t?

[@maruko8324]

There's so much pain in his voice when he said "TAAAABLLEEE".

[@9dn_fka_gnsnifflesss]

*ta* *ble*

[@omartorres6696]

Haha 🤣 Yea

[@bvrty.cvpxne]

Marco?!

[@MartynDerg]

my favourite part is the one where he said table

[@clementm9161]

@@bvrty.cvpxne Table

[@idontknow-yg3sb]

This is what i pay my internet for.

[@SubscribersWithNoVideos-in9jh]

nheb first

[@ZeusGamingAOM]

Holy shit 666 likes

[@tallonfall]

Holy shit 999 likes

[@issackliener3065]

@@tallonfall not anymore... huehuehue

[@paranoidbutnotanandroid3753]

This is what I table my internet for

[@belkasenpaicun]

i like how serj merged with another serj

[@DegeneracySupreme]

Serj two-kian

[@lyo6200]

Serj threekian

[@Xx_B0nGwAt3r_xX]

Serj fourkian

[@Justarandomtexantumbleweed817]

Serj fivekian

[@azoth2335]

merj'd

[@callumbrady88]

As a person who lost a friend to tablecide, this song cuts deep

[@liamwalsh4008]

Was... your friend a table?

[@tchitchouan]

@@liamwalsh4008 no, the table killed the friend.

[@blehhblehhhh]

@@tchitchouanno the table killed the table

[@xLanzer]

@@blehhblehhhh no, the table tabled the table

[@hunterball7938]

thabled'ble

[@leticiafruscalso5128]

"i tabled when angels deserves to table" man that's deep

[@stickertime608]

i cried

[@mateivoican]

I tabled*

[@leticiafruscalso5128]

@@mateivoican makes more sense

[@DMTInfinity]

*#lolz*

[@noname-mr4xu]

true 😔✊

[@alexia4431]

I legit started to cry at "I dont think you trust.... TA.............BLE"

[@nikolaishriver7922]

I busted out laughing there in a way I didn't know I needed

[@u1timatezer040]

It’s 3 in the morning when I’m watching this and i legit had to shut my door cuz I was laughing so hard

[@alicefru]

no same I screamed so hard

[@lmao._.bruh20]

Same this whole thing just sends me 😭😭

[@ferociousfeind8538]

Self-righteous TABLE

[@newwaveinfantry8362]

1:43 - "I don't think you trust TABLE my TABLE righteous suiSUS! I TAAABLEE!" I can't breathe! This is so funny!

[@random.artist207]

suiSUS!!

[@Jepsonduel]

S H T A B L E

[@DiamondDeniz595]

a

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

a

[@franciscocorvalan427]

ª

[@torizen681]

a

[@LordSolidusI]

a

[@jeremyjohnson2466]

Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls... Him: TABLE

[@inikotheironic5139]

xD

[@okaysomething-ef1cx]

I flet that 😔

[@hawkeye5955]

He's thinking about nailing a *TABLE*

[@googleboy253]

I was gonna like your comment but 666

[@Sanjeet_1810]

@@googleboy253 same XD

[@BurgerSliderMan]

I've been laughing for 2 minutes when he just goes "t" "able"

[@ThicFridge]

Literally same

[@kinny1561]

Tay Bul

[@PeteDabbs]

Same 😂

[@datboi5298]

Um I don't know maybe because it's a MASTERPIECE !!

[@DexiduousRose]

Ok

[@signordoge8721]

I can't tell you how real this is. I had a normal life, until I woke up one day to find my dining table... dead. It hits hard man, he was always so upright and stable, it scares you sometimes how tables feel that they deserve to die. I'll miss you Jerry.

[@n8bayonet]

Funny

[@plurrslurpee]

RIP Jerry.

[@maceoryan-hess9235]

I’m very sorry man. I had a similar experience with my table Bob. He had a bad case of warped leg, and sadly had to be put down.

[@kayloara]

I truly cannot listen to Chop Suey normally anymore since I've heard this. It's been years. I have no regrets.

[@edaakdogn]

no regrets, just tables.

[@niaford690]

@@edaakdogn always has been

[@BaddeGrasse]

Came back just to say this, thank you for getting there first

[@lstehle17]

I’ve passed this on to everyone who’s played chop suey at the local bar. Tables for everyone !!

[@RedRattt]

I've listened to so many meme guitar hero tracks with TABLE in them 🤣

[@faybiann]

i like how the faces get slowly distorted

[@essasin000jr]

A table slowly rises into frame

[@shitpostinginc7779]

and another serj appears lol

[@MunkeyBeans1082]

I was just reading comments while listening then I came to this comment and looked at the video. It wasn't slow for me. I need an adult.

[@lexel7795]

„Everyone liked that“

[@dominikweber4305]

Would be a good soad lyric

[@keepthefaith6171]

This guy deserves a table for this video...

[@animorphs]

i would be eternally happy if i received a table

[@android_paranoid]

but ... Tables deserve to die, not tables

[@literallywhy6162]

I almost liked this but it’s at 666 so I couldn’t

[@faemoos8888]

This Table deserves a table for this table*

[@loopy7057]

Why? The creator is a sicko who thinks tables deserve to diiiiiiieeee

[@Three-Moonwatchers]

3:15 “my self-righteous tableside” was a WORK OF GENIUS

[@broziibeans289]

"Table" doesn't even sound like a real word anymore.

[@thewalkingdeadlife7006]

I know 😣

[@SirChubbyBunny]

Pontypool (2008)

[@foger2000]

Taybo

[@JrJrJrJrphD]

Same here😂

[@ghastcastplaysmc]

Wait it's a real word?

[@InShane162]

Here you go creating *another table* "Steve this is a Ikea."

[@TerracedMckenna]

I would like this but you have 666 likes

[@bigo7423]

His name is Serj, for referance

[@SomeDuuude]

@@bigo7423 no shit idiot

[@bigo7423]

RiceCrusader I didn’t ask for your worthless little opinion

[@SomeDuuude]

@@bigo7423 and nobody asked for your brainless comment trying to explain something retoric to someone. you clearly lack a brain

[@eatthebana]

"whyd you leave the table on the table" wouldve sounded so much more table 😔

[@MrPowds]

table table table table table table table table table table table table table

[@dblck9]

or even yet "table table table table table" *oh someone's already made that joke

[@matygol01]

It would have been no-table

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

Well there you go creating another table

[@solanas92]

I would have said stable. Badum tsd

[@Foxiz]

"Here you go create another table" 🤣

[@cantpopdismolly]

When you give your carpenter friend some wood to make another TABLE

[@SrirachaChugChallenge747-jq7by]

YOU WANTED TO!

[@IdiocraticProduction153]

​@@SrirachaChugChallenge747-jq7byGrab a brush and put a little *TABLE!*

[@futuza]

When the database admin goes out of control

[@chenleschildsupport4268]

teacher: why are you laughing? my mind: *ta* *ble*

[@IdolsBeNot]

Darralaama this is the one 🤣🤣🤣

[@Kultleder]

Self Righ- TabLE

[@hoze1235]

IKEA approves

[@gilangmuhammad8880]

FUCK

[@avalonkemi]

That's the bit that caused me to snort my water all over myself on the bus. I was laughing really loud and then I got off because I was embarrassed TA BL

[@viewingdownn]

my favorite part is when he says "I Cry when tables deserve to *DIIIIIIIIEEEE* *AAAAAAAAAAAAAA* "

[@peetah_gryffyn]

For me, it's: Truuussst iiiiinnn *TTTAAAAAAAABBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEE*

[@thegamingwitch]

Its even better if you put it on .25x playback speed with captions on

[@knicksknoggin]

@2:10 is when shit tables really hit the fan

[@srenty4520]

i farted when i read this

[@anonomuse9094]

I like to think that they are singing this as the table slowly warps their reality.

[@YashKMusic]

*They should play this full volume at IKEA*

[@knockdadeathstroke3799]

Genius

[@heater1311]

this needs more likes

[@chernobylcoleslaw6698]

They do at the Ikea.. IN MY UH HEART!

[@loli_cvnt5622]

Y'know how apple and stuff sometimes have u try their products in stores and you can play music and shit? It's coming.

[@jacoblyons79]

Yash Kshirsagar 666th like. I'm proud.

[@NoR3m0rs3]

Father table hands, why have you forsaken me?

[@isaactudurilabres1356]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pleaseleavemyhouse.1112]

"Hide the scars to fade away the table" that hit hard.

[@nahmaing8268]

We all want to commit self righteous tablecide

[@meezy1868]

Create another table LUL

[@morganrhodes111]

Meezy MT2 I’m dying 😂😂😂

[@psychocreepr]

Idontfuckin Know it sounded like shable

[@ameersbeih6777]

that table'd hard as table, bro! I table!

[@Hi_Im_Zo]

“When you’re happy, you enjoy the music. When you’re sad, you understand the lyrics.” 2:15

[@ragerancher]

I don't have a bloody clue what the lyrics are so, I guess by process of elimination, I'm happy? Excluding table, got that bit.

[@BisckoBiscuit]

when you are sad you understand the TABLE

[@indigogames4687]

Me when I stub my toe “Tables deserve to dieeeee!”

[@rgtemple]

That's such an original comment.Fuck you

[@Foxdidnothingwrong]

@@rgtemple everything doesn't need to be original grow up

[@indigogames4687]

Jason Roode I am now subscribed

[@matthewhotchkiss1829]

Ok ik that this is unrelated but I'm the 666th person to like this comment lol

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

@@rgtemple grow up, kid

[@noonecares379]

What is so funny is that in the actual song it also sounds like he is actually saying table again and again.

[@hannaaa961]

2:58 "Self-righteous sus sause" truly one of the most meaningful lyrics of all time, this line changed the way I think about life

[@powderedcane]

Self rightious TABLE-

[@powderedcane]

I love the: NN IIII CRYYYRGH

[@TheStrongestBaka]

When table is impasta.

[@steveredstone1711]

Kinda sus.

[@thejusticeshow5729]

This was light years ahead in comedy.

[@thebathman0987]

Missed an opportunity to leave the table upon the table.

[@giambamforgionem9267]

Underrated comment

[@Farmers_Market_Fs25_Fs22]

"Why'd you leave your TABLE up on the TABLE"

[@RabblesTheBinx]

Table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, ta... ble... ta... ble, table, table, ta... ble.... ta... ble, table, table, table. *screams* Table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, ta... ble... ta... ble, table, table, ta... ble.... tay... ble, table, table, table.

[@НикШтурм-у8я]

@@Farmers_Market_Fs25_Fs22 won’t fit in - too many syllables

[@SkyHighSkylar]

@@НикШтурм-у8я why'd you leave your TABLE on the TABLE

[@mizzbone]

“WHY’D YOU LEAVE THE TABLE ON THE TABLE”

[@magnusscheck4425]

you want it to.

[@r3m221]

Here you go creating another table Smh

[@thatgraysuburban]

kuborules *table wanted to*

[@無名のバカ]

it said why'd you leave the keys up on the table, though

[@r3m221]

@@無名のバカ whooosh

[@TessaBain]

When I clicked the video I expected all the instruments to be table I'm not sure if this quite as satisfying.

[@anacarolinaar7434]

"I cry when TABLE deserves to die" Me too, SOAD

[@Yes-di2ln]

XD

[@TheDigitalWatcher]

I prefer to table when angels deserve to T A B L E

[@g.ferreira6745]

I TABLE when angels deserve to TABLE

[@fanno]

I cried when he sang this part... this shit was hilarious.

[@airfyer905]

😭

[@necrodistic]

I don't know why but the long, fading "TAAAAAAAAABBLEEEEEEEE" gets me every time.

[@thegeardad]

same

[@rokstartobby123]

Sounds like homer Simpson when the long taaaaabbbleeee appears

[@wolfiejor7124]

😂 same

[@artyom_1553]

Me too😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ramberta]

Yes that is what makes this a god tier shitpost

[@roryflerdyhern5416]

You only get to listen to "chop suey but everything is a table" for the first time once

[@MegaOmega001]

What if you have memory problems and forget it?

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

Wrong! I'm very forgetful

[@tombarker7754]

So true 😪😔😩😥

[@jacksonmcdonald3712]

And then hear it every other time you hear chop suey

[@zedsmf2880]

WHEN TABLES DESERVE TO DIIIIE

[@weirdanimations76]

This was the first version of this song I heard I have no regrets

[@INF2.160]

Tai Bol

[@okaysomething-ef1cx]

I felt that😔

[@slow_bannana]

69

[@marianna6412]

1:05

[@BigDaddy-je2nq]

table

[@larsswig912]

"Bol" means "head" in a dialect in my language

[@Shorteagle]

My my my, how the tables have tabled.

[@heisenbooger]

*laughs in table* pardon my table.

[@teamskrub2292]

Oh how the turntables

[@craigmandall9420]

Genuinely laughed out loud at this comment

[@shavir8095]

666 likes? Should i break it or not...

[@panmanchan25]

turned tables have the turned the tables have

[@jacksrandomadventures2769]

"whats the problem?" "he keeps using common phrases incorrectly" "cry me a table karen "

[@superturboawesome1]

HAHAH YES!

[@lumozlp6606]

It's Linda, but yeah

[@superturboawesome1]

@@lumozlp6606 actually, Carol, Linda, Karen and Debra are all acceptable

[@aw1300]

Why dont you all make like a tree... and get the fuck out!

[@ashes8596]

OMFG YASS UR SO CREATIVE!

[@cld9ina]

These slow mo "tables" crack me up wth 😭😭😭 this is the funniest thing ever

[@KevinEganofParis]

Once, many years ago, Serj Tankian broke a table that was very dear to him. He blamed his band members: "0:53" He heard voices in his head: "2:16" He directed his self-hatred at the table: "1:17" He cried out for forgiveness: "1:59" One warped-ass face can hide a thousand tears.

[@Drewgun01]

Great story.

[@timhortneyrises3546]

Awe struck

[@somerandomchickontheintern4524]

Why isn’t this a movie yet??

[@juj9305]

A+

[@ppppeytonn]

best story ever.

[@ThomerTD]

I Cry When _table_ deserves to *DIE*

[@hoopercooper5124]

Tables

[@Oligarchi]

That cracked me up :)

[@Timikator]

Tables everywhere

[@Louisee77]

AAAAAAH

[@justsomeguy_yt3425]

table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table

[@snaccracc]

I almost cried at "Father table hands, I commend my table" Such beautiful lyrics.

[@nr8547]

Table

[@randyhall161]

Ta

[@5133pp1z]

ble

[@heroketchup7504]

T

[@grapefroot6515]

A

[@resveries_]

I was expecting every word to just be "table" and I was briefly disappointed, but this is way better than I could've imagined

[@woosh_police4018]

You don't find this video, it finds you.

[@Mark36912]

Yes.

[@TabithaStabitha]

Exactly what just happened to me 😂

[@raviosolaire]

I was found by wrestle with Jimmy, and then this.

[@xtbdcx4883]

it really does

[@lados7145]

I found it when trying to find out what he meant when he said "You wanted to put the keys up on the table"

[@DeadassZumbi]

_the National Anthem of IKEA._

[@SKewber42069]

*SCP-3008* theme

[@dantem9186]

@@SKewber42069 this is actually scp-3008-2 singing

[@andrewbailey7999]

Best comment award 🏆

[@xefour1140]

2:15

[@oliviafairchild4092]

More like that one emo Ikea

[@ilyesben7799]

People in 1990 : in 2020 we will have flying cars 2020 : Tables deserve to die

[@pnamyatov]

wghhhahahaa

[@tzctlpc]

Not funny because it needs be a year that was like 1000 years ago

[@yourfanfictionhd]

HAHAHAHAH

[@BasicD]

2018: Tables deserve to die*

[@infellsphere9973]

UHDSUHSADHUASDHUASDHUASDHUSADUHSADHUASDHUADSHUASDHUADSUHSDUHASDUHUHADSAUHSDHADSUHADSHUADSHUDHUASHUDS RIP

[@FMZ101]

As soon as I heard “Table hands” I started to look at my own hands in disbelief.

[@alamosh]

When angels deserve to taaaaaaAAAAABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

[@horse_tief7814]

сижу смеюсь

[@churaponagadarlon398]

@@horse_tief7814 Сзшьашс ещефжюуьеу

[@horse_tief7814]

@@churaponagadarlon398 и тебе привет, неумеющий пользоваться клавиатурой и буквами

[@churaponagadarlon398]

@@horse_tief7814 dude i really don't understand Russian, i gonna check that on a translate

[@horse_tief7814]

@@churaponagadarlon398 звучит как троллинг, u know

[@si.chedelic2601]

Teacher: What are you laughing at? Me: Nothing My brain: *T A B L E*

[@Gunneramma]

2:15

[@Bahamut_XR]

XD

[@easy4742]

So fucking truee XDDD

[@patcarroll8292]

You know whats funnier than table?

[@RobbKong999]

Me, at work. Luckily, I have a couple of co-workers who would think shit like this is funny.

[@stockholmcindy6793]

Me in 2001 when this song came out: " I can't wait see what life is going to be like in 2020" Life in 2020:ta ble

[@milfhunter6999]

Mynewyearnewme and Coronna isn’t just a Beer anymore

[@rockytopg4767]

Like 420!!!

[@adriandinu100]

(This was made 2 years ago)

[@mrbrazilian7172]

Please don't like this comment let the 666 stay

[@_random..guy_5185]

There will be no life in 2020

[@laprator1869]

Listening to this has become a daily ritual to me.

[@mestrepanda]

This little "ta... ble" at 1:06 aways cracks me up XD

[@ninjabrian6695]

Dude same

[@MoistGranny-fr5hb]

Ta D. Ble

[@iakdrawllim4127]

fave part

[@cornnug2350]

Sounds like a lag spike in someone's mic🤣

[@SirChubbyBunny]

How do you explain to people that this is what your sense of humor has been reduced to? I've been asking myself this ever since this came out.

[@briantcideu8619]

"self-righteous TABLEcide"

[@jessicaa.1894]

😂😂

[@Ok-rd1zd]

SUS-cide

[@breduwu5883]

*TAY BOL*

[@PowahSlapEntertainmint]

It's a shame that Table was kicked out of the band he was really supportive.

[@RabbiRan]

PowahSlap I see what you did there you little rascal!

[@enrott8560]

Table is off the table

[@moonsaves]

PowahSlap Entertainmint On the surface, what you're saying has merit. Without him, they don't really have a leg to stand on.

[@OneTrueVikingbard]

I heard he joined Metallica, so I suppose it worked out for table in the end

[@awesomeianmarco]

PowahSlap Entertainmint I see what you did there.

[@amstreater]

As an information designer who advises teams on on how to format spreadsheets and tabular data in a user-friendly way, I can relate to the feeling of everything being tables

[@pferdewurst55_15]

Everybody: "Tables deserve to die" But nobody: "Angels deserve to table"

[@mem_tv13gachi]

291 likes

[@ilya1421]

Table deserves to table

[@urmom-8190]

But what about “die to deserve table”?

[@pferdewurst55_15]

@@urmom-8190 I've never thought about it :O

[@lexel7795]

This is wild! All those genious ideas!

[@pedrocortes1]

1:42 my favorite part lol I don't think you trust TABLE my TABLE righteous sui*SUS* I *T A B L E* when angels deserve to *T A A A A A A B L E E E E E E E E E E E*

[@anamarija1869]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shiutv9212]

amogus

[@Jose_Doe]

@@gabes1996 ytp

[@Dogwithrabies34]

When imposter is sus

[@attackofthegamerz1]

when the table is sus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@daviejones6178]

Not gonna lie. Was expecting every lyric to be table, but not disappointed haha

[@xblacksailor6084]

2:15

[@ryansims380]

This had no business being this damn table, I mean funny.

[@nofatherpresentlol1678]

You have committed mass ✨ t a b l e c i d e ✨

[@HourRomanticist]

Achievement received: Table-Hitler

[@hawkeye5955]

@@HourRomanticist : Adolf Tabler

[@blueblaze27]

tablecaust

[@CrypticVy]

Tablin

[@igorkopacynski8906]

„Good job Agent *TABLE*, now get out of there before anyone will notice.”

[@Falkuzrules]

My favorite thing about this is how emotional and passionate he sounds when "TA-A-A-A-BL-L-L-LE..." is dragged out.

[@DavidLopez-sy9im]

Falkuzrules It really hits me in the feels. I would hate to be Serj and not have my table too. :(

[@filipedias7284]

2:05 hit in the feels

[@galactic_bear]

I read your table as soon as that table came up

[@lilsaske3481]

The Rev

[@GracieBN]

I rewinded that part multiple times

[@nerrienew2612]

“TAAAAAAAABBBLEEE!” sounds like he’s mourning over a broken table 😂😂 i can’t breath he sounds so distraught

[@INF2.160]

You have tible and then taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabblllllllllllleeeeeeeeeee

[@kaliehwang3703]

Why have you forsaken this

[@nctacoz]

I can’t breathe lmaoooo

[@chaosendures2096]

Breath

[@TorutheRedFox]

do you need CPR?

[@myself3209]

"self righteousTABLE" 😂😂

[@iamhaleyx]

*when you stub your toe on the corner of the table* “TABLES DESERVE TO DIEEEEEEEEEE” (Edit) I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS MANY LIKES HOLY SHIT LOL

[@marian3nene45]

Underrated comment right there ☺️

[@wizzythechungus8169]

@@marian3nene45 BURN

[@youareoneant]

_ＴＡＢＬＥ_ (wake up)

[@johnbarrett7306]

"I cry when tables deserve to die" Men, I felt that

[@giawwrfknhgdaxch1547]

Top 10 deep quotes of Billie Eilish 😣

[@staradder218]

I love how even after 4 years this is still one of the first things that pop up when typing "table"

[@flyingmelon46]

Why else do you need to type table into KZbin 😂

[@Oglokoog]

I didn't think it would work but it did, amazing

[@sorat5000]

Can confirm, this still works

[@goldfish425]

still works

[@whoismissgurl]

james hetfield could never

[@LuKaTo100]

2:30 "Father TABLE hands I commend my TABLE!" 😂😂

[@Fluffy_666]

Father Table Hands, the god of all table hands

[@rome8180]

@@Fluffy_666 A sequel to Edward Scissorhands

[@jasonvoorhees4236]

*T-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-B-B-B-B-B-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E*

[@juanmanuelcorrea7673]

table table table table table table table

[@henriksundqvist5089]

Jason Voorhees *_T A B L E_*

[@RTA07]

💀💀💀💀

[@ironmaidenz]

CH CH CH AH AH AH

[@nona5158]

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[@aresharesh8671]

self-righteous *TABLE*

[@CityofButterfly]

Aresh Aresh I hate it when tables act all stuck-up and holier than thou. :(

[@pungorma]

Aresh Aresh when TABLES deserve to diIEEEEEE

[@yoghurtlord1745]

TA

[@yoghurtlord1745]

BLE

[@mateodeviaje1201]

Why I think about kermit the frog saying "table" every fucking time, cereal style

[@RavenDayton]

*Goes into IKEA* Employee: What are you looking for? Me: 2:15

[@aleks_ivanov]

The best comment!

[@deivi1]

Omg I'm fucking dead

[@ashes8596]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Miska3039]

Why am i crying

[@eminahodzik]

This shit had me laughing so fucking hard

[@alexbattaglia8297]

"I cry when tables deserve to die" same Serj, same

[@Zatarra69]

"Self-righteous suisus" got me good hahaha

[@dwightschrute4506]

aMoGus

[@audreymizuhara8322]

je(sus) 🆘⛔🚨☎📛🎒

[@NotSerp069]

sus

[@trashbag9596]

omk sus

[@UmiZoomR]

yeah every SuS joke suddenly becomes related to amongus

[@ardiana2008]

*sobs* *this part is a masterpiece* 2:16

[@ghastcastplaysmc]

Tis is the next great poet of out century

[@dclikemtndew]

Incredible subversion of expectations, making the line "When tables deserve to die" for the entire song only to switch it up at the very end to "When angels deserve to table". Truly a work of art

[@periwomack9358]

1:58?

[@niratsirackod1]

I was fully expecting the dast parts to be like “tabletabletabletabletable” and the full song to only be table

[@xi4697]

2:16 Kinda does that. I was expecting the same thing, but tablecide is funny

[@aylaesmerayjade]

when the other Serj comes into screen and he starts merging with the first one, it's a *_Serj Merj_*

[@TabithaStabitha]

😂😂😂 damn it!

[@estherrogers2194]

Well played 👏

[@aylaesmerayjade]

@@estherrogers2194 thank you, thank you. I thought hard on that (not really because it just popped into my mind but ya know)

[@estherrogers2194]

No problem my guy

[@Necro_fury]

He showed up on screen right when I read this lol

[@V1VISECT6]

"I *TAABLLEE* when angels deserve to *TAABLLEE* "

[@derbierglasentkalker6644]

😂😂😂😂👍🏼

[@themachinehead4421]

Tabel

[@ryanschultz4638]

"Wait it's all table?" "Always has been"

[@starhinds7590]

The mandela effect at its finest. For fucks sake noone corrected that forever lol. English is not .y language sorry. I meant mandela I beloeve

[@lexel7795]

What is funny about that

[@literallysoap9978]

Lexel ITS A MEME

[@ApolloDecertus]

Lol

[@faioladrums]

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

[@johannesbowman2194]

This video has single-handedly changed my life. Now I cannot say the word "table" without dying of laughter. 😆

[@LightningboltstarPro]

When he said: Why have you forsaken me, In your table forsaken me? I felt that

[@youraveragekd465]

It touched my soul😭😭😭

[@twiztidyournutz]

Jesus was a carpenter, deep indeed. 🏆

[@YodaMan-420]

right in the table

[@anonomuse9094]

The way they stared at the table as it morphed their very being is hilarious to me.

[@hhh-cr1wy]

it hits hard frfr

[@EnriEllo]

I wonder how the guy who made this just woke up and thought: "this music deserves more table..."

[@drpuppy1989]

Well it's simple, the guy who made this was high as fuck and said out loud, "Chop Suey needs more fucking tables!"

[@taski1]

he wanted to

[@CorticalCirclet]

"I got a feva! And the only prescription...is more table!"

[@daltonwilliamson8416]

Vin / Cybertudo my bands singer in a nuthshell

[@animorphs]

Dr Puppy1 what how did you know that

[@maderlynn1078]

Table doesn’t sound right in my head anymore

[@inikotheironic5139]

s8n from Twitter? No shit.

[@LuisVasquez-vo3mk]

111 likes on your comment and not 666 ,what a disgrace Satan

[@LoopZoopler]

holy moly

[@hatemylife6128]

@Trey Secrest same ffs

[@nyarlathotep7]

*Table*

[@noonecares379]

2:15 table table table.... 😂😂

[@EmmanLopez1201]

That slow motion table got me 😂 "TeEeEeYyYyyyY bUuuuUuuUL"

[@ZackWilliamsPANCAKE]

To be fair, I also cry when tables deserve to die.

[@Daybreak81523]

Unless it's a self-righteous table.

[@IncredulousMisanthrope]

*I WAS BORN IN THE RIGHT GENERATION*

[@Jaketheaxman]

No because I'm still alive

[@SubscribersWithNoVideos-in9jh]

No I was born in the worst generation of the worlds existence

[@AH_mmziro]

I WAS BORN IN THE RIGHT TABLE

[@Melinmingle]

Not really

[@EchoCatAFK]

My how the tables have tabled