chop suey but everything is a table

[@animorphs]

Wtf how'd this get so many views

[@carimabdala]

animorphs cause this shit funny af

[@bs666.]

Table

[@Walamonga1313]

animorphs Memes and shitposts attract people with an intergalactic sense of humour.

[@sporadicnature2718]

carimusic because this table meme

[@jamesv.4662]

Look at me I am the table now

[@RyanKusuma]

**deep breath** table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table

[@nbsomething]

shit i almost liked the comment but i like the number it's at rn

[@Chris-sh9pw]

fried suici- sus I cry when tables deserve to die

[@Chris-sh9pw]

Ryan that so sounds like something trump would say but mk sister

[@TheCrimsonCake]

2:15

[@dannicron]

Insert seagull meme here

[@__idfk__]

I can just imagine Serj shaking his fist at the sky, crying out "TAAABLLLEE"

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Old man yells at table?

[@undersscore6930]

Lol

[@pchelovekPV]

you mean his left hand index finger?

[@kut8517]

Every anime character mourning for some side character

[@Chappelroanfan]

😂

[@thebathman0987]

Missed an opportunity to leave the table upon the table.

[@giambamforgionem9267]

Underrated comment

[@SquidFart747]

"Why'd you leave your TABLE up on the TABLE"

[@RabblesTheBinx]

Table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, ta... ble... ta... ble, table, table, ta... ble.... ta... ble, table, table, table. *screams* Table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, ta... ble... ta... ble, table, table, ta... ble.... tay... ble, table, table, table.

[@user-mc5hq2ci8g]

@@SquidFart747 won’t fit in - too many syllables

[@CodyGissel]

@@user-mc5hq2ci8g why'd you leave your TABLE on the TABLE

[@TheBlackDoctor]

As a database admin, "Here you go create another table" hits me in my feels.

[@gabrielzinatorosa3024]

As a Data Scientist, it makes me remember a database with 943 tables I had to work on for a while 🫠

[@rynocerusrex5050]

As a there-be-treasure-type autistic, I agree

[@GuyN0ir]

When you’re working with tables over a million lines….

[@PhoenixSniperTTG]

Just watched new Zelda trailer and this is what came to mind.

[@EnkaiTsunami]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE RAPID FIRE TABLE

[@rheam9391]

Came as soon as I read this and now I have a headache from laughing too hard .

[@abby-wf6pl]

@@rheam9391 bruh same lmao

[@orangefoster2210]

Felt like it was shaking me XD

[@faviogutierrez8743]

Me neither. . Lmao

[@je3229]

You didn’t?

[@Mark36912]

He sounds like an over excited table salesman

[@mem_tv13gachi]

104 likes

[@lachlanbain8612]

This good

[@Mark36912]

@@lachlanbain8612 Thanks

[@lisarino1180]

*you wanted to*

[@soupisamyth]

Rooms to go newest commercial is this

[@lucylazz]

"when TABLES deserve to die" what a beautiful phrase, in memory of every table 😔

[@novasoul99]

You are cringe

[@belkasenpaicun]

i like how serj merged with another serj

[@DegeneracySupreme]

Serj two-kian

[@lyo6200]

Serj threekian

[@Xx_B0nGwAt3r_xX]

Serj fourkian

[@Justatexantumbleweed836]

Serj fivekian

[@azoth2335]

merj'd

[@johnlasley975]

"I cry, when tables deserve to die" Me too, man, me too.

[@robertstevensii4018]

Oh no! Our table!

[@officialtable7749]

I don't deserve to die 😪

[@TheOnlyCaprisun]

@@robertstevensii4018 It’s dead!

[@ARegularChannel]

@@robertstevensii4018 is broken

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

F

[@INF2.160]

Tai Bol

[@okaysomething-ef1cx]

I felt that😔

[@slow_bannana]

69

[@marianna6412]

1:05

[@BigDaddy-je2nq]

table

[@larsswig912]

"Bol" means "head" in a dialect in my language

[@sponge2068]

Ive tricked mt girlfriend into listening this twice and now she looks at me suspiciously whenever Chop Suey comes on expecting it to be this lol.

[@echognomecal6742]

A little part of me hopes this couple is still together, engaged, planning their wedding...& this comment has come in time for OP to play several reception pranks. This song plays (ofc) She gets served Chop Suey Inexplicable chop sticks...in flower arrangements...at the bar...as a decoration...in 3 women's hair... Just when she thinks it's all over... A pizza with their favorite toppings is delivered right to them...she can smell its perfection... Is it a peace offering? An apology for the intrusion on their special day? The box is opened...the band's faces are each on their own pizza table. Table.

[@Albert-dr8ig]

Same with my wife man

[@Somerandomweirdofromhell]

​@@Albert-dr8ig lmao

[@Rotwold]

@@Albert-dr8ig we'll see about that my man 😈

[@aguywhodoesthings7061]

i cackled like a maniac at "self-righteous table"

[@fiiuslair]

"Tables deserve to die" Finally someone understands...

[@cancercentral9997]

I was going to comment that, how dare you

[@ZEECHEESEMON]

Yeah I once stubbed my toe on a table they must parish!!!

[@iamthehighground5942]

All the toes...

[@qelipothaumiel]

Botchamania is not happy with your statement

[@sofiehaga]

Hate ikea

[@ForeverSus]

“I cry when tables deserve to die” There’s a story of a stubbed toe in there.

[@OliveOilthepuppy]

Bubdolf I feel this

[@justinbcyt]

I died laughing reading this😂😂😂 it's so true

[@chickencurry420]

As someone with ingrown toenails, it's mathematically impossible for me to agree with this sentiment any more than I do

[@bin5048]

@@OliveOilthepuppy my pinky toe fells this too

[@KuciCicata]

Was expecting you to say that there is a hidden ecological meaning that trees have to die because of humans who want to turn them into tables for profit or something, but what I read from you did not disappoint me anyways

[@Foxiz]

"Here you go create another table" 🤣

[@cantpopdismolly]

When you give your carpenter friend some wood to make another TABLE

[@SrirachaChugChallenge747-jq7by]

YOU WANTED TO!

[@myself3209]

"self righteousTABLE" 😂😂

[@maruko8324]

There's so much pain in his voice when he said "TAAAABLLEEE".

[@qu_gnsnifflesss]

*ta* *ble*

[@omartorres6696]

Haha 🤣 Yea

[@bvrty.cvpxne]

Marco?!

[@MartynDerg]

my favourite part is the one where he said table

[@clementm9161]

@@bvrty.cvpxne Table

[@leticiafruscalso5128]

"i tabled when angels deserves to table" man that's deep

[@stickertime608]

i cried

[@mateivoican]

I tabled*

[@leticiafruscalso5128]

@@mateivoican makes more sense

[@DMTInfinity]

*#lolz*

[@noname-mr4xu]

true 😔✊

[@abitiousboot1011]

The "When angels deserve to table" part, I felt that

[@noonecares514]

2:15 table table table.... 😂😂

[@alexia4431]

I legit started to cry at "I dont think you trust.... TA.............BLE"

[@nikolaishriver7922]

I busted out laughing there in a way I didn't know I needed

[@u1timatezer040]

It’s 3 in the morning when I’m watching this and i legit had to shut my door cuz I was laughing so hard

[@alicefru]

no same I screamed so hard

[@lmao._.bruh20]

Same this whole thing just sends me 😭😭

[@ferociousfeind8538]

Self-righteous TABLE

[@sheldondowning958]

When the people at IKEA Headquarters find crack in the break room.

[@gothica3605]

*TABLETABLETABLETABLETABLE*

[@richardhammer187]

Comment win!

[@lisianthus9091]

bro im crying lmaoo

[@dangerjones4632]

Do the tabley thing

[@initialyeet3951]

Self righteous table

[@newwaveinfantry8362]

1:43 - "I don't think you trust TABLE my TABLE righteous suiSUS! I TAAABLEE!" I can't breathe! This is so funny!

[@Aishsoddcreations203]

suiSUS!!

[@00nanagon]

"I, cry, when tables deserve to die" It is truly sad to let go of a piece of furniture

[@Jepsonduel]

S H T A B L E

[@DiamondDeniz595]

a

[@Sir_Isaac_Newton_]

a

[@franciscocorvalan427]

ª

[@torizen681]

a

[@LordSolidusI]

a

[@poopshitter6333]

"when angels deserve to t a b l e" serj has such a way with words

[@rushproduction1]

1.5 k likes and no comments

[@poopshitter6333]

@@rushproduction1 i forgot I commented this actually

[@MrGreenBot]

**table**

[@biborkaos7069]

Lmfao

[@biborkaos7069]

TABLE

[@jubireki1919]

The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom (2024)

[@SagittariusAyy]

Not gonna lie, I came back to this video hoping someone made this joke

[@DanmakuFriedChicken]

​@@SagittariusAyy im glad i wasn't the only one

[@NoR3m0rs3]

Father table hands, why have you forsaken me?

[@Lmgvy]

“Here you go creating another table.” My woodshop teacher criticising my lack of imagination.

[@kalebkraven]

This made me laugh out loud 😂

[@n8dagr881]

Literally me

[@vasya2532]

THIS CALLED ME OUT

[@ballsofsalsa01]

Your comment is kinda 1:51

[@diegoloxoro]

@@ballsofsalsa01 this is a SAS/SOS from ytp not your stupid ass brainrot zoomer

[@eatthebana]

"whyd you leave the table on the table" wouldve sounded so much more table 😔

[@MrPowds]

table table table table table table table table table table table table table

[@dblck9]

or even yet "table table table table table" *oh someone's already made that joke

[@matygol01]

It would have been no-table

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

Well there you go creating another table

[@solanas92]

I would have said stable. Badum tsd

[@signordoge8721]

I can't tell you how real this is. I had a normal life, until I woke up one day to find my dining table... dead. It hits hard man, he was always so upright and stable, it scares you sometimes how tables feel that they deserve to die. I'll miss you Jerry.

[@n8bayonet]

Funny

[@noonecares514]

What is so funny is that in the actual song it also sounds like he is actually saying table again and again.

[@BurgerSliderMan]

I've been laughing for 2 minutes when he just goes "t" "able"

[@ThicFridge]

Literally same

[@kinny1561]

Tay Bul

[@PeteDabbs]

Same 😂

[@datboi5298]

Um I don't know maybe because it's a MASTERPIECE !!

[@DexiduousRose]

Ok

[@idontknow-yg3sb]

This is what i pay my internet for.

[@SubscribersWithNoVideos-in9jh]

nheb first

[@MatteeeZ]

Hahahah yes!! Just had the exakt thought myself😂

[@ZeusGamingAOM]

Holy shit 666 likes

[@tallonfall]

Holy shit 999 likes

[@issackliener3065]

@@tallonfall not anymore... huehuehue

[@FMZ101]

As soon as I heard “Table hands” I started to look at my own hands in disbelief.

[@laprator1869]

Listening to this has become a daily ritual to me.

[@sovietapples6122]

I love how the beginning of the song actually sounds pretty solid but then there’s the short “ta............ble” and then it gets progressively worse. This is truly a masterpiece.

[@jcchryzortiz1769]

Yep

[@bobbuilder1009]

Thats my favorite part

[@gustavoalexandre8853]

and also how the visual follows the quality of the song

[@joaodorjmanolo]

@@sneakybastard3556 ^^

[@TimmieLost]

Pretty solid 👌

[@briantcideu8619]

"self-righteous TABLEcide"

[@jessicaa.1894]

😂😂

[@Ok-rd1zd]

SUS-cide

[@breduwu5883]

*TAY BOL*

[@weirdanimations76]

This was the first version of this song I heard I have no regrets

[@LuKaTo100]

2:30 "Father TABLE hands I commend my TABLE!" 😂😂

[@Fluffy_666]

Father Table Hands, the god of all table hands

[@rome8180]

@@Fluffy_666 A sequel to Edward Scissorhands

[@jeremyjohnson2466]

Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls... Him: TABLE

[@inikotheironic5139]

xD

[@okaysomething-ef1cx]

I flet that 😔

[@hawkeye5955]

He's thinking about nailing a *TABLE*

[@googleboy253]

I was gonna like your comment but 666

[@Sanjeet_1810]

@@googleboy253 same XD

[@smugturd]

“WHY’D YOU LEAVE THE TABLE ON THE TABLE”

[@magnusscheck4425]

you want it to.

[@r3m221]

Here you go creating another table Smh

[@thatgraysuburban]

kuborules *table wanted to*

[@user-lw9tu1tj7c]

it said why'd you leave the keys up on the table, though

[@r3m221]

@@user-lw9tu1tj7c whooosh

[@oliversorrows]

"metal fans are so violent" and then this happens

[@TessaBain]

When I clicked the video I expected all the instruments to be table I'm not sure if this quite as satisfying.

[@7gumgum7]

i like how the faces get slowly distorted

[@essasin000jr]

A table slowly rises into frame

[@shitpostinginc7779]

and another serj appears lol

[@MunkeyBeans1082]

I was just reading comments while listening then I came to this comment and looked at the video. It wasn't slow for me. I need an adult.

[@lexel7795]

„Everyone liked that“

[@dominikweber4305]

Would be a good soad lyric

[@callumbrady88]

As a person who lost a friend to tablecide, this song cuts deep

[@liamwalsh4008]

Was... your friend a table?

[@tchitchouan]

@@liamwalsh4008 no, the table killed the friend.

[@blehhblehhhh]

@@tchitchouanno the table killed the table

[@xLanzer]

@@blehhblehhhh no, the table tabled the table

[@hunterball7938]

thabled'ble

[@ryansims380]

This had no business being this damn table, I mean funny.

[@doja_cowww]

I always thought my life had something missing. Maybe it was a lover, a fancy place to live, but no. It was this. I listened to it, and I immediately knew that this is what I’ve been missing all my life. Thank you for making me feel complete.

[@keepthefaith6171]

This guy deserves a table for this video...

[@animorphs]

i would be eternally happy if i received a table

[@android_paranoid]

but ... Tables deserve to die, not tables

[@literallywhy6162]

I almost liked this but it’s at 666 so I couldn’t

[@faemoos8888]

This Table deserves a table for this table*

[@loopy7057]

Why? The creator is a sicko who thinks tables deserve to diiiiiiieeee

[@DeadassZumbi]

_the National Anthem of IKEA._

[@SKewber42069]

*SCP-3008* theme

[@dantem9186]

@@SKewber42069 this is actually scp-3008-2 singing

[@andrewbailey7999]

Best comment award 🏆

[@xefour1140]

2:15

[@oliviafairchild4092]

More like that one emo Ikea

[@GhostLP799]

I really liked the part where he sung table.

[@vapormermaid]

The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom

[@SagittariusAyy]

*Here you go, create another TABLE*

[@InShane162]

Here you go creating *another table* "Steve this is a Ikea."

[@TerracedMckenna]

I would like this but you have 666 likes

[@bigo7423]

His name is Serj, for referance

[@SomeDuuude]

@@bigo7423 no shit idiot

[@bigo7423]

RiceCrusader I didn’t ask for your worthless little opinion

[@SomeDuuude]

@@bigo7423 and nobody asked for your brainless comment trying to explain something retoric to someone. you clearly lack a brain

[@indigogames4687]

Me when I stub my toe “Tables deserve to dieeeee!”

[@rgtemple]

That's such an original comment.Fuck you

[@Foxdidnothingwrong]

@@rgtemple everything doesn't need to be original grow up

[@indigogames4687]

Jason Roode I am now subscribed

[@matthewhotchkiss1829]

Ok ik that this is unrelated but I'm the 666th person to like this comment lol

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

@@rgtemple grow up, kid

[@Chloroform_Consumer]

When he said "table", I really felt that

[@La_Aiko0_0]

"I table when angel deserve to TABLEEEE" Such a good line

[@broziibeans289]

"Table" doesn't even sound like a real word anymore.

[@thewalkingdeadlife7006]

I know 😣

[@SirChubbyBunny]

Pontypool (2008)

[@fogernelion1949]

Taybo

[@JrJrJrJrphD]

Same here😂

[@ghastcastplaysmc]

Wait it's a real word?

[@Veiraviss]

Self righteous *TABLECIDE*

[@raviosolaire]

Also Sui- *SUS*

[@Markushzzz]

Read this as it said that part nice

[@amstreater]

As an information designer who advises teams on on how to format spreadsheets and tabular data in a user-friendly way, I can relate to the feeling of everything being tables

[@ashen6579]

What have you forsaken me in your TABLE

[@crystaltrees4013]

Either my taste in humor has deteriorated or this is comedy gold

[@nolives]

Both

[@b.h.5966]

Table

[@imacryptid5254]

Going through the same thought process as i die laughing from this even though i knew what to expect from the name of the video lol

[@jaysonklein6018]

Yes... ... also table.

[@eugenehughgene4271]

the former

[@viewingdownn]

my favorite part is when he says "I Cry when tables deserve to *DIIIIIIIIEEEE* *AAAAAAAAAAAAAA* "

[@peetah_gryffyn]

For me, it's: Truuussst iiiiinnn *TTTAAAAAAAABBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEE*

[@thegamingwitch]

Its even better if you put it on .25x playback speed with captions on

[@knicksknoggin]

@2:10 is when shit tables really hit the fan

[@srenty4520]

i farted when i read this

[@anonomuse9094]

I like to think that they are singing this as the table slowly warps their reality.

[@dampe9504]

"TABLE-siiide" is killing me

[@immaturemushroom3591]

As someone who lost a table to suicide, this song hits hard.

[@anacarolinaar7434]

"I cry when TABLE deserves to die" Me too, SOAD

[@Yes-di2ln]

XD

[@TheDigitalWatcher]

I prefer to table when angels deserve to T A B L E

[@g.ferreira6745]

I TABLE when angels deserve to TABLE

[@fanno]

I cried when he sang this part... this shit was hilarious.

[@airfyer905]

😭

[@nofatherpresentlol1678]

You have committed mass ✨ t a b l e c i d e ✨

[@HourRomanticist]

Achievement received: Table-Hitler

[@hawkeye5955]

@@HourRomanticist : Adolf Tabler

[@blueblaze27]

tablecaust

[@CrypticVy]

Tablin

[@igorkopacynski8906]

„Good job Agent *TABLE*, now get out of there before anyone will notice.”

[@Designed1]

Loving how the table just slowly phases into existence

[@barkinboyy]

ive had this on loop for maybe an hour while doing schoolwork and I haven't completed anything. 1000/10 amazing song to lose your mind to TAAABLEE

[@ryanspence5831]

That's how I found this too

[@chenleschildsupport4268]

teacher: why are you laughing? my mind: *ta* *ble*

[@IdolsBeNot]

Darralaama this is the one 🤣🤣🤣

[@hungover5300]

Self Righ- TabLE

[@hoze1235]

IKEA approves

[@gilangmuhammad8880]

FUCK

[@avalonkemi]

That's the bit that caused me to snort my water all over myself on the bus. I was laughing really loud and then I got off because I was embarrassed TA BL

[@pleaseleavemyhouse.1112]

"Hide the scars to fade away the table" that hit hard.

[@nahmaing8268]

We all want to commit self righteous tablecide

[@meezy1868]

Create another table LUL

[@morganrhodes111]

Meezy MT2 I’m dying 😂😂😂

[@psychocreepr]

Idontfuckin Know it sounded like shable

[@ameersbeih6777]

that table'd hard as table, bro! I table!

[@Freemelon07]

Self righteous table. Nice.

[@Maultasche3000]

WE COMIN OUT THE WOODWORKS WITH THIS ONE 💯💯💯🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@alamosh]

When angels deserve to taaaaaaAAAAABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

[@horse_tief7814]

сижу смеюсь

[@churaponagadarlon398]

@@horse_tief7814 Сзшьашс ещефжюуьеу

[@horse_tief7814]

@@churaponagadarlon398 и тебе привет, неумеющий пользоваться клавиатурой и буквами

[@churaponagadarlon398]

@@horse_tief7814 dude i really don't understand Russian, i gonna check that on a translate

[@horse_tief7814]

@@churaponagadarlon398 звучит как троллинг, u know

[@Hi_Im_Zo]

“When you’re happy, you enjoy the music. When you’re sad, you understand the lyrics.” 2:15

[@ragerancher]

I don't have a bloody clue what the lyrics are so, I guess by process of elimination, I'm happy? Excluding table, got that bit.

[@Chadnvaldr]

when you are sad you understand the TABLE

[@Tweezers-]

i heard table so many times that it doesn't feel like a word anymore

[@hamburgerdog25]

I thought it was going to be _"TABLE, TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE"_ but this is so much better *_YES THE ENDING_*

[@kayloara]

I truly cannot listen to Chop Suey normally anymore since I've heard this. It's been years. I have no regrets.

[@edaakdogn]

no regrets, just tables.

[@niaford690]

@@edaakdogn always has been

[@BaddeGrasse]

Came back just to say this, thank you for getting there first

[@lstehle17]

I’ve passed this on to everyone who’s played chop suey at the local bar. Tables for everyone !!

[@hatientacetlen4246]

I've listened to so many meme guitar hero tracks with TABLE in them 🤣

[@necrodistic]

I don't know why but the long, fading "TAAAAAAAAABBLEEEEEEEE" gets me every time.

[@thegeardad]

same

[@rokstartobby123]

Sounds like homer Simpson when the long taaaaabbbleeee appears

[@wolfiejor7124]

😂 same

[@artyom_1553]

Me too😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ramberta]

Yes that is what makes this a god tier shitpost

[@OzwalR]

Should've replaced the drums with knocks on a table

[@yetravellingsonc8372]

The Legend of Zegend: Tables of Wisdom

[@Shorteagle]

My my my, how the tables have tabled.

[@heisenbooger]

*laughs in table* pardon my table.

[@teamskrub2292]

Oh how the turntables

[@craigmandall9420]

Genuinely laughed out loud at this comment

[@shavir8095]

666 likes? Should i break it or not...

[@panmanchan25]

turned tables have the turned the tables have

[@woosh_police4018]

You don't find this video, it finds you.

[@Mark36912]

Yes.

[@TabithaStabitha]

Exactly what just happened to me 😂

[@raviosolaire]

I was found by wrestle with Jimmy, and then this.

[@xtbdcx4883]

it really does

[@lados7145]

I found it when trying to find out what he meant when he said "You wanted to put the keys up on the table"

[@johannesbowman2194]

This video has single-handedly changed my life. Now I cannot say the word "table" without dying of laughter. 😆

[@barrupa]

I probably listen to this at least once a month... sometimes once a week, sometimes multiple times per day.

[@senorlechuga8832]

Table doesn't even sound like a word anymore

[@tonysfreshpepperoni4802]

SEÑOR *LECHUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@totofee8175]

Señor Lechuga

[@driver5538]

Lol me to XD :-))

[@elkenosementiendev6871]

Repollo is better

[@EccentricEnthusiadam]

TIBBLE! TIBBLETIBBLETIBBLETIBBLETIBBLE

[@star1rush]

"I don't think you trust TA -BLE" LMFAO

[@ChaserTree]

lmfao

[@Wendigo_VR]

*"I.. CRY.. WHEN TABLES DESERVE TO DIE"*

[@chelseaallen196]

Self righteous table 😂

[@martinamarty1859]

Now "table" isn't a word anymore

[@camillasantaana9694]

I know right! I've herd the word table so many times it sounds weird

[@YounDreadlionbzh]

Table

[@camillasantaana9694]

@@YounDreadlionbzh 🥴😵 what's a table? 😕😖

[@Alex_Vir]

@@camillasantaana9694 something you can sit on.

[@camillasantaana9694]

@@Alex_Vir Yes, I know

[@jacksrandomadventures2769]

"whats the problem?" "he keeps using common phrases incorrectly" "cry me a table karen "

[@superturboawesome1]

HAHAH YES!

[@lumozlp6606]

It's Linda, but yeah

[@superturboawesome1]

@@lumozlp6606 actually, Carol, Linda, Karen and Debra are all acceptable

[@aw1300]

Why dont you all make like a tree... and get the fuck out!

[@ashes8596]

OMFG YASS UR SO CREATIVE!

[@peeweevermin]

"I cry when TABLES deserve to die." -Serj Tankian "I am the TABLE." -Matt Hetfield.

[@pseudohippie55]

I love the idea of a self-righteous table.

[@ThomerTD]

I Cry When _table_ deserves to *DIE*

[@hoopercooper5124]

Tables

[@Oligarchi]

That cracked me up :)

[@Timikator]

Tables everywhere

[@Louisee77]

AAAAAAH

[@justsomeguy_yt3425]

table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table

[@nabikitendo6837]

Listening to this drunk is lifechanging man

[@NikeTrackField12]

Self righteous table-side 😂

[@ZackWilliamsPANCAKE]

To be fair, I also cry when tables deserve to die.

[@Daybreak6427]

Unless it's a self-righteous table.

[@ilyesben7799]

People in 1990 : in 2020 we will have flying cars 2020 : Tables deserve to die

[@pnamyatov]

wghhhahahaa

[@tzctlpc]

Not funny because it needs be a year that was like 1000 years ago

[@yourfanfictionhd]

HAHAHAHAH

[@BasicD]

2018: Tables deserve to die*

[@infellsphere9973]

UHDSUHSADHUASDHUASDHUASDHUSADUHSADHUASDHUADSHUASDHUADSUHSDUHASDUHUHADSAUHSDHADSUHADSHUADSHUDHUASHUDS RIP

[@didimean]

I love how distraught he gets over the table about halfway through... the slow motion "TAAAABLE" hits hard.

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

"Another self-righteous table" I fucking CHOKED💀