Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 78

[@genosamuel2.1]

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[@BallstinkBaron]

Thanks again for making that I've been trying to find a way to communicate how epic that voyage was to people for years and you gave me a way to properly do that

[@bluepenguin6559]

End this series already. This series only encourages more trolls and stalkers of Chris. If anything horrible happens to her, you will be at least partially at fault

[@BallstinkBaron]

@@bluepenguin6559 what are you talking about this is the most fair and unbiased look one could take at this person. Better this than seeing some cringe compilation. I think this series actually deters people from harassing cwc because it shows time and time again how bad it is for the trolls who interact with cwc

[@bluepenguin6559]

@@BallstinkBaronYou make a fair point about Geno at least attempting to cover it neutrally and if that is true (can't say for sure if it is because I haven't had time to watch every single episode) I respect Geno for that. However, letting this series run for over 79 episodes is absurd and completely unnecessary. Maybe this series does help deter SOME people from harassing cwc, but I think it causes a larger amount of people to become morbidly obsessed with her and go down the pipeline to become a troll that harasses her. Anyone that gets involved in the toxic and disgusting community of people who view cwc as entertainment has the potential to become a troll. I guarantee this series has much more of a negative impact than a positive impact and Geno should be called out on that more often.

[@dallas_pandora4206]

@@bluepenguin6559 him, chris is not trans. also literally stop showing up in these videos and defending a rapist, of all people

[@lewismclean9960]

Imagine being Cole, watching a sweet message from your mother showing her gratitude, only for it to cut to your half-sibling, saying you’re going to meet Ironman

[@JBubba]

but that's not his half-sibling, it's his half-sibling's hedgehog son possessing his body

[@plumenommershpadoinkle7575]

so his half nephew-hog

[@tree_alone]

im imagining it and i hate it

[@HoChiMints2007]

"This is it, the worse movie I've ever watched. 0/5 stars"

[@stephen8342]

@@HoChiMints2007just wait until he becomes a janitor and discovers he’s a genius at physics thanks to the kindly old professor whose room he cleans. It really opens up after that point

[@BombasticLion]

the fact that Sonichu inherits Chris' autism when they switch bodies is comedy gold

[@revtengu178]

i guess it makes sense lol considering autism is neurological not mental

[@Brandonhayhew]

Chris is more like mentally impaired

[@sarahchernek7108]

@@revtengu178it makes sense because Chris is delusional and not actually switching bodies with a fictional character he made up

[@tpower1912]

@@sarahchernek7108 Oh damn, never thought of that

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

Chris basically just wants to be Sonic the Hedgehog but doesn’t want to flat out admit it. Hell, even his own Sonichu form in his comic is just Sonic with longer ears and a lightning bolt tail.

[@sideshowratt]

Chris randomly blurting out "Oedipus!" in the middle of the sermon sure was...something.

[@impati3nce50]

What is foreshadowing?

[@generalalduin9548]

*how did we not see it coming!?*

[@NatJuno]

How did we not see this coming

[@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement]

@@NatJuno Barb certainly did. At least once a week. But then she would forget about it until the next time because, dementia.

[@yabe-kfptentacultist]

@@impati3nce50 oedipus is known in greek mythology for... "loving" his mother very much

[@cadelittle7365]

I can't imagine being cole, watching the woman that both abused you and raised you being made into a puppet for your mentally ill sibling to beg for financial support while that same sibling proceeds to engage in a rant about being possessed by a hedgehog pokemon and how they have been hanging out with superheros

[@supergremlintripleseven6790]

With the added realization said sibling is the only real reason your egotistical ass is even known in the first place. I bet that still burns his ass every day.

[@ml2919]

Glad the dude at least managed to distance himself from chris enough to not be harassed or be a vital part of his story

[@Mewdo45]

He wouldn't care since the woman abused him hes entire life. Hed probably be happy thinking this is a cruel twist if karma

[@friendlyenemy2314]

Chris is DeScEnDeD level of autism

[@Hammerhead547]

Cole doesn't care about chris or barb, he hasn't spoken to barb in something like 20 years and has ignored chris's existence for the last 15 years.

[@Just_some_dude_guy]

Chris getting mad at people asking on Barbara’s health is a very large red flag

[@Prozackeando8707]

He's selfish

[@Brandonhayhew]

His lazy and selfish that deserves to be punished

[@Prozackeando8707]

@@Brandonhayhew words of wisdom, my friend. Words of wisdom.

[@thebillroku]

Why he/him pronouns, Chris did fucked up things, but she's still a she and a woman

[@Mondo-sx8hm]

@@thebillroku Lol no. He was and will always be a man. Oh and a rapist.

[@lexipro415]

chris has seemingly perfected the “deranged art teacher” look

[@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement]

He is not an art teacher.

[@hitfasthithard]

​@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagementhe looks like a deranged art teacher.

[@Mewdo45]

Crazy happy

[@frownyclowny6955]

@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagementstill deranged tho lol

[@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement]

@@frownyclowny6955 Oh, absolutely.

[@amaravazquez8591]

Chris: "and you get to see me eat a cupcake, so whoopity-doo." Geno: "He eats a cupcake on camera." It's stuff like this that makes this documentary series top tier.

[@wjb4578]

God even on an empty stomach I felt like vomiting my dinner watching him slobber down that cupcake, chewing with an open mouth

[@shirleyjenlion187]

Edp did it better lol

[@WeasleyGirl1767]

That part made me feel like I was watching a weird OnlyFans fetish video.

[@PHILD0]

The way Geno pronounces "Kup Kake" somehow makes Chris's simple act of eating a cupcake seem even more gross. No hate to Geno tho, he's hella descriptive!

[@lilik.3327]

"lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt emojis" I love these XD

[@doodleydoo2369]

Barb passed years ago. Her body just hasn't caught up with her brain.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

I thought she’s been resembling something from the Walking Dead lately.

[@Sox64]

@@whoknowswhocares885 long and outdrawn?

[@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement]

And raped at least once a week by her own son.

[@shessomethingelse1639]

That is so frightening, because it's true. The fact that Barb could've "woken up" from her dementia ridden slumber during Chris doing all of that disgusting stuff to her makes me feel ill.

[@Gorehoundula]

It looks like it caught up just fine to me.

[@esemandq7286]

i like the implication that Chris is such a terrible person he makes sonichu suffer by forcing him to be in his body while he escapes to cwcville. top tier parenting.

[@TheJerbro69]

Well...Chris's parents were no saints

[@toastialian]

@@TheJerbro69 It runs in the family i guess

[@soadfreak89ify]

I've met parents like this lol

[@EdgeLord-oz3vi]

I know that sonichu isnt real but if he was i can imagine the depressing moment of becoming your creator who you have praised only to see how was his life is

[@Piemanthe3rd]

It's wild how Chris recognized Idea Guy as being manipulative while also completely buying into the alternate dimension idea that was pretty much fully supplied by them

[@oliver9210]

once it was revealed to them that the Idea Guys were manipulative, they latched onto it 100% as a scapegoat for all the shitty things they've done

[@Mewdo45]

Some how he learned something and nothing from that experience

[@Brandonhayhew]

chris chan nevee realized how he easily manipulated by varies people over the years. he find out too late

[@chibbersthesquirrel6189]

Chris secretly loved that stuff from the Idea Guys, because it gave an opportunity to create an alternate reality where he's in control and things are like a cartoon. I think his life was just such a mess that the idea of retreating to a fictional world was too tempting not to jump into.

[@nobodyofimportance3922]

@@chibbersthesquirrel6189 I think you're absolutely right. He latched onto that delusional thought to compensate for the sheer deficit of true meaning in his life, and that unchallenged delusion grew into the psychotic monstrosity that we see today. I think it started as him wanting to believe, and it's ended as him truly, uncritically believing it. It's a sad state of affairs

[@shroomyk]

The way Chris petted Barb during that video to Cole like she was a dog who just performed a trick is disgusting.

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

i agree its quite sickening, but remember, Chris is doing what he thinks is normal, because hes only treating her the way he was treated by her and how hes seen her and bob treat each other, the whole family has spent their lives manipulating and guilting each other. and yes, being condescending to one another.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Stick around, it’s about to get more disgusting.

[@ReaperCH90]

Well, she had it comming. She deserved everything happening to her, because she was the reason Chris became what he is.

[@Weimerica8841]

​@@Shannonbarnesdr1no, it's things he saw in anime, video games, and on the internet.

[@charlesplante]

​@@Weimerica8841when anime/video game characters do it, it's cute. Real females are always doing cute things yeah? Don't be trans just to emulate the epitome of fictional female in general.

[@plumenommershpadoinkle7575]

sonichu lamenting the simpler times when he was "just a wild pikachu" before he was "collided with super sonic" felt like chris wanting to go back to his life before he was collided with the internet

[@Statusinator]

Not even Chris pretending to be Sonichu wants to have Chris for a daddy.

[@mayjailerxx]

@@Statusinatorcan’t blame him/her honestly

[@bigk4026]

Chris doesn’t want to leave the internet that is the thing. He wants the attention because it feeds his allusions of grandeur

[@perhapsmoose]

reality is often stranger than fiction huh

[@levi_lover25]

Nah, look at the gazes thrown towards the camera. I'm 100% it's a way to convince people that Sonichu was really in Chris' body.

[@xainreaper6458]

Chris probably forcing Barbara to say all those manipulative things to Cole to try and get him to come back and financially support them gives me the creeps

[@Carnyzzle]

How he treated Barb in that video pissed me off so fucking much when I saw it

[@Bundle_Exists]

Just seeing him put his hand on her shoulder, knowing what he'd do or even had done. God that felt vile to watch

[@whoknowswhocares885]

With Barb’s terrible history as a parent and Chris consistently acting like a schitzo, I doubt he will ever actually contact them ever again.

[@luciuseclipse]

I kinda doubt he forced her, she seems like she is suffering from dementia. So she probably did just enjoy the flowers and couldn't really remember their strained relationship.

[@Almost_a_hero]

@@whoknowswhocares885 Just out of curiosity what exactly did Barbara do?

[@shaggyhuh8596]

It has finally reached Isabella the final boss of the Chris Chan saga

[@dukenukem69]

Chris Chan is the final boss. He's always been the worst person in his own story and his own worst enemy.

[@TammiJuusu]

@@dukenukem69but we are unfortunately getting closer to the event

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

​@@TammiJuusuthere's no awesome orchestra in this fight, we fight a monster, we go hard

[@deadzone4033]

Ah yes.... His Canon Event

[@pass_]

i feel like calling her that is giving her the exact attention she wanted

[@NuniPikachu]

my jaw dropped when barbara had some emotional moment and message for her son and chris was like "hey bRoTher I got a message for you too- This is actually sonichi-"

[@jeff-hd9og]

Watching this episode is like watching your friend play a horror game that you’ve already beaten

[@anthonyackerman7914]

*watching this whole series

[@jeff-hd9og]

@@anthonyackerman7914true

[@AcidropOSY]

Lol facts

[@BBWahoo]

Does this mean you banged your mom too?

[@yoshigamemaster6127]

same having jankee show up suddenly after so long felt weird

[@heyitsjesseh]

The glitch when Janke was introduced gave me such a sense of horrible foreboding. Well done geno!

[@genosamuel2.1]

Totally unintended! That’s a genuine video glitch that just happened during render :O

[@glitchymichael]

@@genosamuel2.1 hope you keep it that way.

[@MutaScale]

​​@@genosamuel2.1please refer to Isabella in the worst way possible, don't be impartial. She doesn't deserve any kindness on the slightest.

[@NiggletFarm]

@@MutaScaleneither does Chrissy

[@infinitevoid2964]

@@genosamuel2.1Damn that's nuts lol. I 100% thought it was intentional. How eerie

[@PatricksCrazyPlace]

The best comment I've heard seen about this: "If the school had just let Chris use Sonic for that project, all of this could have been avoided" That's an over simplification, obviously, but it is funny to think about the creation of Sonichu began this whole descent into madness.

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

He will be Fanfic writer instead

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

If only he had been born 15 years later, Him making a bunch of shitty Sonic Ocs would have not been memorable or unique enough to be singled out online

[@johngaynor4363]

​@@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917vaguely cringe fanfic writer who knows their fanfic is fiction is better than delusional, dangerous fanfic writer who believes everything they write.

[@kintozero3169]

I once saw a theory that went something like: he would have stuck with his original OC Bionic the Hedgehog, gradually become more obsessed with basketball/the NBA, and harassed NBA players instead.

[@HowlingDoom]

Probably would have turned out better honestly. Sports fans and Athletes wouldn't hesitate to kick some weirdo's ass and honestly might be the wake up call he needed.@@kintozero3169

[@foehammer5047]

"Cole. It's me, your astranged mother. Clearly I am mentally unwell. Anyway, thanks for these flowers, perhaps we can begin our relationship anew." "Hey Cole, that's right, it's me, Sonichu!" Absolute insanity.

[@noahgilmore4837]

It reminds me of the speech Charlie writes for Dennis in its always sunny.

[@unibrowsheepZ]

In other words... Barb: "Help me my son I'm being held hostage by a lunatic!" Chris: *vaugley coherent ramblings mingled with guilt tripping*

[@cfielder931]

"mentally unwell" I think the correct term would be "completely unhinged."

[@DickWad16]

Barb: thanks for the flowers my son Cole: ...but I didn't.. Sonichu: YOU ARE LITERALLY SITTING NEXT TO BATMAN RIGHT NOW Cole: closes video

[@DeltaPi314]

Cole made the right choice to have nothing to do with this shit show.

[@Theottselmaster]

The Barb bit was honestly the creepiest thing ive EVER seen. Its like a hollowed out meatsuit.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

You mean a zombie

[@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement]

Let's not heavily fabricate Chris-chan's "sexual prowess" too much, shall we?

[@lizalizal]

@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement :^{

[@SimonStrange]

And Chris was blowing loads into it.

[@koda_dawgg]

​@@SimonStrangegod this is so rancid.

[@turbomooth_]

One of the craziest things in all of Christory is that he FINALLY found someone who was genuinely attracted to him. His love quest was essentially over but he decided to fuck his mom instead.

[@suserano7566]

Who is crazy enough to love him?

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

@@suserano7566the suitress

[@suserano7566]

@@goldenfiberwheat238 the what?!

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

@@suserano7566 did you not watch the video?

[@suserano7566]

@@goldenfiberwheat238 cris life is wayy too convoluted for me to remenber everything, just say what time the suitress apears

[@salad2poche992]

its mad how i cannot remember chris having a genuine reaction to anything since the start of series, his facial expressions, vocabulary and tone are always like he is mimicing what he saw on tv

[@JNJG1999]

@salad2poche992 Thats either his autism or the fact that his tv shows where his only depictions of how people talked and acted.

[@A_YouTube_Commenter]

He is detached from reality. He might just be copying others.

[@sammysawshank6011]

Well, that’s not entirely true except for anger and or lust. It’s because growing up in addition to the autism, everything was basically handed to him. His parents tried to bribe or bitch out any obstacles he might’ve had.

[@JNJG1999]

@@sammysawshank6011 Yeah they basically made him a spoilt brat and enabled his delusions.

[@JNJG1999]

@@sammysawshank6011 Even when he's feeling lusty it's like he's reading q-cards from a shitty tv series.

[@_root65]

I love how you can so clearly see the passage of time and the shifting of online cultures thru the people interacting with Chris, from the billy mays jokes to the ganyu pfp. Yet Chris remains (fundamentally) the same

[@nocandy4u3]

Watching the series from the start is weirdly nostalgic in some ways as you go from Pokemon to 4chan to the PS3 and such. Even Jessie Slaughter got mentioned. Sometimes I feel like Chris' life is like a deadbeat David Lynchian xfiles mirror of my own lmao.

[@colinr0380]

I really feel that is what makes this series invaluable as a social document. Not just the situation with Chris and his family, but the way that his online life touched almost every facet of internet culture at one point or another and caught everyone in its gravitational pull from the most anonymous troll to the celebrities on social media. It was often superficial interactions, but it would be hard to say that Chris wasn't at the cutting edge of every trend and trying to find some foothold in it over this series.

[@_root65]

reflected even in the humor of people surrounding chris! we’re a long way from clyde cash singing happy birthday in the edgelord voice

[@j.2512]

classic Chris was a based individual compared to this. He didn't stay the same but deteriorated precisely because that toxic progresive culture that he was immersed into in the late 2010's

[@j.2512]

@@Sig_Vicious autistic people have no theory of mind, that is patological, it should be more than obvious

[@fataliecatalie899]

I cannot imagine how hard it was to keep a straight face during that Praetor sermon. The dude that whispered “Amen” deserves a reward

[@waltymcnalty]

I can’t imagine how painful and insufferable it was to sit and listen to that.

[@foxirelle8841]

the way Chris slammed on the podium like a pair of bongos raging over the idea guys like he still isn't basing his entire delulu world off of what THEY told him lmao

[@sadieteawalsh]

I died a little inside when he said “Oh my Chris Chan” instead of “Oh my God.”

[@lisvender]

Chris identifies as God so you must respect that

[@mhelm0225]

Really just shows you how far gone he is by that point.

[@jamsjars9505]

Hence why I don't respect when Chris wants to be referred to as a woman. The dude thinks he's literally a God, do you really think he's capable of correctly knowing his true gender? Lol. I respect that Geno calls Chris a 'she' just to avoid his series being cancelled though.

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

​@@jamsjars9505Chris has always said he wanted to be born a girl since like ep 4

[@Mezmonster]

@@jesusramirezromo2037 Yes, but he also claims to be a cartoon hedgehog, a deity, a god, and more. The list goes on. I'm certain that in a recent stream, he mentioned he didn't mind being referred to as either him or her. He diddled his frail mother with his gentleman sausage. He is not a woman! If anything, he seems to have a weird fetish for wearing women's clothing, nothing more.

[@falconheavy0533]

I’ve had hallucinations less demented than parts of this documentary

[@notworethite4835]

I've had horrible night terrors I couldn't wake from and if given the choice I'd sooner experience them again then spend a night in the Chandler house 😅

[@wadayatalkinbeet]

Same, and I've done DATURA 😭

[@falconheavy0533]

@@wadayatalkinbeet Swapped my medications (SNRIs SSRIs Anticonvulsants Antihypertensives) one night. To any one reading this who uses prescriptions: don’t do that.

[@Twinklethefox9022]

I've had dreams that made more sense than what's going on in Chris's head.

[@wadayatalkinbeet]

@@falconheavy0533 And to anyone else reading this, DON'T DO DATURA DEAR GOD THEIR FACES WERE MELTING

[@haileycrayon4103]

You can literally tell as he stops calling her anything resembling mom and starts only saying “barb” or “Barbara” and I just get chills knowing what comes later

[@thejackmage9656]

You know something that doesnt get talked about enough? Transcribing chris's words into written subtitles. Good on you Geno, because that can NOT be easy.

[@bluebow5014]

Not to mention the consistency with the way Christine actually texts and makes words proper nouns for no reason

[@MyOldTapes]

There’s transcripts on the cwcki for most, if not all, videos.

[@aidanchilders9043]

It's so goddamn bizarre thinking that Chris is out of jail, is back on the internet, and is eagerly watching this new episode alongside all of us. Not as an ego-stroking exercise, but because Chris views his actual life as a cartoon and his own dammed past is his favorite TV show, and he can't wait to find out what happens next.

[@caitchri2426]

“his own damned past” sounds like something he would say. He DOES always seem to talk about himself in the third person, like he watches his life and isn’t in it.

[@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad]

what do you mean back on the internet Lmao? If you came back from jail you will not gain access to the internet.

[@fruitygarlic3601]

Chris also seems to remember important but forgotten life instances by watching the documentary. Even a sane individual's sense of reality and privacy is warped by that.

[@jakholl]

​@@I_Dont_Believe_In_Saladthis is the stupidest thing I've ever read

[@TazKoltin]

@@I_Dont_Believe_In_Saladhe was recently found to have new contact with online technology but he hasn’t made any videos iirc just some accounts So he had internet access probably just not direct social access

[@lilacfev]

hearing the words "isabella janke" gave me a mini heart attack. i feel so bad for everyone who learns about chris through this series. they have no idea what theyre in for.

[@isaiah832]

what? this is the only piece of Chris Chan history I've ever seen, can you fill me in?

[@lilacfev]

@@isaiah832 isabella janke is a horrible person who tried to ruin chris's life. shes arguably way worse than chris. she also has a rich family so she doesnt see consequences, shes killed and eaten animals before, etc. all around an awful time

[@knoose11]

@@isaiah832you can look her up she’s got a bunch of videos about her made but the best ones come from this guy i forgot their name though… Fuck.. Uhh but yeah I met her once

[@sushinuggets8475]

@@lilacfevand she has smelly foot fungus and apparently only showers once a week.

[@ashleym2792]

@@isaiah832she’s also the one who convinced/encouraged Chris to rape Barbara

[@tunasandwich8049]

such poetic irony/justice that Chris got so annoyed and creeped out by an exact copy of themselves that is Jacob It's just infuriating that they don't have the self awareness to realize that

[@Twinklethefox9022]

Jacob is his shadow, his mirror. I wasn't trying to be deep or anything, I'm actually just waking up and typing this.

[@sammysawshank6011]

You ever see those metaphors and cartoons where there’s a little devil and a little angel on your shoulder? I feel like that’s liquid Chris and Jacob. Because they are both mirrors of Chris. Like liquid is everything Chris could be but better. He’s handsome a good singer multilingual and has a girlfriend and a good career. whereas Jacob is literally everything negative about Chris rolled into a ball. he’s creepy possessive refuses to acknowledge or respect boundaries and borderline perverted

[@Bobba_raekus]

*himself *he

[@enricobreveglieri397]

*he

[@Wallaceismyba]

@@Bobba_raekustriggered by nouns ehhh

[@dariamendoza6767]

27:53 Chris: "Y'all get to see me eat a cupcake". Geno: "He proceeds to eat a cupcake on camera". Chris: Eats the cupcake. You just cannot unlove this documentary series!

[@bremensims6086]

MenDOOOOOOZZZAAAAAAAAAA

[@Purify94]

It's like watching a group of people documenting animals or something. For example "The rhino feeling calm after his battle, proceeds to drink water."

[@LifeOfFox]

The best was a few minutes later when he burps and says "sorry just had some veggies"

[@Mr.SlutXD]

Don’t forget tho, this will soon end with Chris fucking his mom :/

[@bungoboy5718]

I love that Iron Curtain is a unique geopolitical term that has a specific usage, but because Chris is so out-of-touch with reality, that, after hearing it a few times and not understanding what it typically refers to, decided to use it for a vague dimensional barrier between fictional characters and reality. I honestly love how Chris does this, it really speaks to how there's just a child brain underneath all those bracelets and gemstones.

[@cathleenmoyle1476]

Honestly even actual kids have more brains than Chris.

[@firstnamelastname5596]

It’s the same thing he did with “biological clock”

[@moonjelly5]

Bob: "Chris doesn't really understand Europe"

[@tonyrigatoni766]

Yeah, the word "developmental disability" really makes sense with Chris Chan. Chris's body aged, and the sexual part of the brain is obviously developed. Intellectually and socially, though? Still a child. It's truly remarkable.

[@GuineaPigDan]

Oh shit, Isabella Janke has finally entered the story, meaning we’re getting very close to the horrific ending. We’re in the endgame now. EDIT yes, I realize my comment aged poorly after Chris Chan's car was sighted outside the Chandler house again. It might happen all over again now.

[@SuprememeCeratosaurus]

What was the time stamp?

[@Nathanp4]

@@SuprememeCeratosaurus 34:19

[@Nathanp4]

@@SuprememeCeratosaurusnotice the glitch effect like in the intro shit had me terrified

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

She’s hot. Amazing rack. I wonder what’s wrong with her

[@Cappuccino_Rabbit]

This feels like seeing that end credits scene of Thanos saying "Fine, i'll do it myself."

[@AndreLuis-gw5ox]

Only Chris would make the most painful face while gently knocking his head and claiming he felt "no pain"

[@Sandux930]

he grimaces even before his hand reaches his head lol

[@juliankohler5086]

We all suffered exponentially more. The video is unbearable. This is not like me at all, but I wished death upon Chris while he whined about being a simple Pikachu. God have mercy on me, but I hate him.

[@shimmershine6902]

It’s always weird seeing someone who is painfully unaware of their facial expressions

[@user-qjvqfjv]

He's incapable of mimicking genuine human emotions, try as he might.

[@reformedorthodoxmunmanquara]

Chris freaking out going "I HATE IT WHEN THIS BRAIN GOES BLANK" and then going back to that dopey smile is something else.

[@1xoACEox1]

Go back and watch an early episode, the difference is horrifying. Chris can barely talk straight. He's completely descended into schizophrenia. There's only one final Act now this series is coming to its end.

[@cherrycordiaI]

It got renewed for another season. Chris has been out of jail for a while now and is recently back online.

[@someguy8879]

@@cherrycordiaIwhen did he come back online!?

[@jordanmattson3352]

@@someguy8879 He hasn't made any videos or livestreams but he has been active on his nintendo switch account and pokemon go account

[@Brandonhayhew]

Chris chan descends to schizophrenic is slow and horrifying

[@Louzahsol]

@@jordanmattson3352I thought part of his release was no internet.

[@gnomechonky]

The static in the opening sequence is giving me chills. It's finally here

[@nowhere_dan]

bruh thank u for sayiny something i thought my shit was fucked for a second

[@gnomechonky]

@compilationhub54 AT LEAST

[@dotmadhack]

How Chris Chan dodge being committed to an insane asylum will forever be a mystery to me.

[@jamesbo506]

You can thank Ronald Reagan for that. Dude took a hack saw to mental health funding.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Chris Chan has an amazing immunity to consequences that future scientists and psychologists will analyze for years to come.

[@randomname1924]

@@crimsondynamo615 he developed plot armor

[@jonahbrown5669]

If he were committed to an insane asylum, the LGBT-Blah Blah group would raise hell

[@pierce4026]

His dad took Chris to a different city and rented an entire second residence for years so Chris could avoid any sort of mental or developmental counseling

[@TheOneMillionthNerd]

Chris Chan early on in this series: I'm just an awkward homophobic guy who wants a GF Chris Chan currently in this series:I AM AN IMMORTAL GOD

[@mayjailerxx]

*GODDESS

[@lmaolollmao]

chris dude is guy man@@mayjailerxx

[@1000niggawatt]

This isn't even his final form

[@TheOneMillionthNerd]

@@1000niggawatt That worries and fascinates me at the same time 🤔

[@nander3024]

Dude was misguided in the beginning, now he's literally delusional

[@ChibiMalin]

Its almost kinda sad whenever "sonichu" complains about the body hes trappped in, with a brain that constantly goes blank for example. Its so obvious its chris's internalized hatred for his own mental disabilities, he knows something is wrong but is also aware there's nothing he can do about it. I think anyone could get frustrated about that kind of predicament

[@ExternusArmy]

There was and still is plenty he can do about it. Personality flaws largely keep him from becoming a functional adult, not a disability. Plenty of autistic people function well.

[@mongeeses7112]

Chris is definitely ableist 100%. However on top of that ableism, I’m sure some of the frustration is Chris not being able to live out the fantasy of being Sonichu properly. Chris has to pretend to say what the ultra cool, perfect, and not autistic Sonichu would say on the spot. We know Chris is isn’t anywhere close to those traits. There’s also the fact that playing a convincing character and naturally talking to a camera is hard in general. It’s almost as if pretending to be your Mary Sue of an OC sets unrealistic standards of behavior.

[@ozmul5810]

This is why he is so desperate for the merge to be real. Its the only way he can escape being him.

[@chey8353]

Honestly to me some of these clips make Chris look very manic. They absolutely have moments of lucidity where they can speak (more or less) clearly and without slurring their words, but in the cole smithey video in particular, everything they say is essentially garble

[@compass2201]

So frustrated that he took his bent duck and made some pickled cucumber

[@solsavior5032]

The fact that they unironically say "oh my chris-chan" instead of "oh my god" is, to me, the most disturbing part of this.

[@lawnmowerdude]

The insane ramblings Chris has when contacting Cole Smithy about him being next to Iron Man is ludicrous.

[@YTsux100pct._of-the-time.]

That was so insane it was legit disturbing. By this point in the saga, the old Chris Chan we all knew is long gone, replaced by this freak and his 'dimensional merge' nonsense. This is what happens when people enable insanity, either trying to be 'nice,' and not hurt someones feelings (like with his 'trans' BS lie), or to troll him further, which is what happened with Chris and his body swapping, dimensional timeline insanity. It's best to always be truthful with people, because reality will actually be very traumatic when it hits them. And if anyone wants to see a perfect example of reality hitting a lolcow straight in the face without mercy, just look up 'Cyraxx arrest police bodycam footage,' and witness Chance Wilkins AKA Cyraxx, who's a lolcow like Chris, just much angrier and who was born badly deformed, literally having a very real breakdown when his actions escalated to him attacking a real life 'troll' with a baseball bat. The police come and arrest him in his home, and he doesn't understand WHY. But it was reality finally finding him, not the online interactions he was accustomed to, and the trauma he experiences when the cuffs go on is extreme. Somehow Chris was too far gone for reality to affect him in a similar manner when his time to meet reality came. Seeing that message to Cole kind of confirms to me that Chris Chan is genuinely not sane any longer. He's just been trolled and enabled for so long that somewhere along the way the real Chris slipped away, and we're left with what's left. EDIT: Allow me to clarify a bit. By the time the police arrested Chris Chan, he was long gone. Probably long before he made that video for Cole, the old Chris was gone for quite a while, in fact. By the looks of it, when he made that video message to Cole, he might have been lost to reality for as much as a year or two, since 'Sonichu' and others were allegedly inhabiting his body for up to 6 months at a time. Maybe the real Chris Chan left us cuz the trolling never stopped, and it was his coping method? I don't know. But I know one thing for sure where lolcows are concerned - they NEED to just leave the internet alone, but they don't. All of their problems stem from the internet, like they just don't realize that their mere appearance or mannerisms or whatever is going to do nothing but attract trolls. The denial, projection and delusions are what hook us in as lolcow watchers, but while all lowcows share one or more of those traits, they also share one other - low IQ. The vast majority of them are just...dumb. no other way to put it. And they don't understand why they're trolled, and why they just can't be 'left alone.' They're incapable of self examination, cuz they're dumb, so they can't connect those dots, and take their asses off the internet. Sadly, they're too ugly, or too dumb, or too whatever to survive in an environment where people can say whatever they want without repercussions. It sucks, but it's REALITY. Fortunately for us, lolcows will never accept this truth, so they make plenty of content for us to laugh at them and their ridiculous antics. A strange conundrum, no doubt, but I can't deny that lolcows are funny as hell to observe. Like experiments gone wrong, and I get to watch the results.

[@Mewdo45]

"The alleged sonichu"

[@karenbrown6348]

Also he has no boundaries. He pats his Mom on the head like a dog and gets to the real message. That was his absolute jealousy coming out and narcissism once again

[@stevepalpatine2828]

He's insane. He's also malicious.

[@donjayleone8590]

Even though we'll never truly know the extent of Isabella's influence on Chris, I hope Geno isn't scared enough of her glowing parents to tell the story we do know to be true

[@albigensiac3206]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@metaltrombone549]

He's gone on record during one of his chill streams that he's not intimidated by her CIA father

[@theseekerofdankness959]

WAIT her father is a glowie ?!!

[@localcommenter4853]

@@theseekerofdankness959yep. Actually tried taking down videos about Bella back when the situation was still fresh

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Interestingly it was Geno’s video’s that introduced Chris to his latest trolls before he went to jail.

[@ohhadivist]

Barb standing there and saying "what do you want to know?" is the most NPC thing I've ever seen

[@fabianamartinez4761]

It's both hard and uncomfortable to believe that the only constants in Chris' life are his obsession with Sonichu, his Sonichu medallion and the fact that Chris has gone years without a home cooked meal.

[@JNJG1999]

@fabianamartinez4761 Thats because society and most importantly, his parents failed him. You can tell how he doesn't know how to do anything but live inside his own head. If he had gotten the help he needed, taken away from the cluttered shithole & his parents. He might have turned out much better and not as mentally ill and deluded.

[@karenbrown6348]

Or cutting or styling his hair

[@JNJG1999]

@@karenbrown6348 His hair looked so dirty tangled and lacking in any kind of care.

[@Brandonhayhew]

chris chan seems always never handle the basic like cook or eat properly

[@johngaynor4363]

​@@JNJG1999it's kind of impressive that their hair looks that bad. I've seen hair longer and thicker than theirs with minimal care beyond washing it regularly and not using shampoo every day look infinitely better.

[@Louie_The_Dago]

Imagine being Cole and just having all your reasons for dumping your mother and family validated more and more leading up to the final reason.

[@JohnSmith-mc2zz]

It probably feels terrible

[@thepotatoofheaven]

i get he doesnt like barbra but at least take her away from chris so he doesnt diddle her.

[@Louie_The_Dago]

@@thepotatoofheaven naaaa. She had it cumming

[@LukeLegere]

Oh yeah, what would you know, RETARD durrrrrr 😅😭🍆🐱🤤💦

[@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement]

@@thepotatoofheaven 🎶Too late🎶

[@KaiDecadence]

Freaking hell, Chris really knows how to ruin a moment. Barb saying how much she appreciated the flowers from Cole and that she still thinks about him was a sweet sentiment and then Chris had to ruin it with his Sonichu Dimensional Mergebullshit, I'm dead lol.

[@SMCwasTaken]

I feel bad for Chris

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

Chris probably told her to say that Barb always hated Cole

[@LocketInThinePocket]

​@@SMCwasTakenYou feel bad for an incestuous rapist 💀

[@Purify94]

Who gives a shit. His brother is going to meet Iron Man,man! Friggin Iron Man! I want to meet him too!

[@jonahbrown5669]

​@@SMCwasTakenYou shouldn't. He's a monster.

[@knifeandfork821]

After all these hours of hearing Chris speak in this documentary, it's STILL weird to hear him use swear words. Chris has a simplistic , child like way of speaking so when he randomly drops an F-bomb, its just really sounds really anachronistic and jarring 😂 .

[@codygames5415]

True.

[@AllOfTheHallows]

I had no idea that Goddesses looked like Benjamin Franklin on a bathsalts bender.

[@electricintakeify]

Everyone talks about the Barbara stuff but no one is talking about how the church of Chris literally feels like a season finale cliff hanger.

[@codyhutchins6279]

Chris (sOnIcHu) complaining about NEET behavior is the funniest shit ever. Of all the timelines, we truly live in one of them.

[@nickytheanimal2413]

“No neet behavior!” He probably screams that at his dog

[@drkissinger1]

I love how Chris always has this opening sales pitch for the dimension merge: "just so you know, you've been hanging out with the Avengers and some of the DC heroes." I think Chris realizes that most people are too mature to care about being able to hang out with Sonic the hedgehog but fails to realizes that most people are also too mature to care about being able to hang out with Batman.

[@juliennizan3129]

no one is too mature to want to hang out with batman

[@drkissinger1]

@@juliennizan3129 Granted. Still very funny that this is what he sees as his reasonable foot in the door to get you to believe in his bizarro OC dimension.

[@WeasleyGirl1767]

I've lived in New Jersey all my life and I haven't seen Batman *once.*

[@gadget2327]

@@juliennizan3129 Exactly Batman is so awesome even old men would want to hang out with him

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

​@@drkissinger1Ironically, Bizarro is one of the characters you could theoretically hang out with.

[@TheWoodTink]

You just realise how fucking simple he is when he's watching cartoons and trying to say the lines as there happening. He is in pure joy.

[@nuclearpotato4073]

That part was fascinating. I wonder if he was trying to make it look like he was recounting the lines he had "foreseen" from the future or if Chris really just... does that, sitting in an empty room, talking to nobody as he watches TV.

[@masonfason8925]

@@nuclearpotato4073I’ve lived around ppl on the spectrum and some of the worse cases do that

[@themaskedtalker2171]

I doubt those worse cases allegedly (have to say it that way to avoid gettihg into legal trouble) S-A'ed their dimentia ridden mothers.

[@kylitoshow]

As a Chris Chan enthusiast, I never thought that Chris Chan himself would have Michael Jackson in one of his dimensions, writing a song pretending to be Michael Jackson for a discord server... we all learn something new everyday ☠

[@briannobrains.3041]

34:15 the glitch/corruption effect you used when briefly introducing isabella jenkie was genius - subtly hinting at the level of impact she had on chris chan

[@genosamuel2.1]

That’s actually a totally legit glitch during render. The didn’t make that :O

[@K_2__]

@@genosamuel2.1Eerie. Keep it in!

[@briannobrains.3041]

@@genosamuel2.1 well that's conveniently and fittingly terrifying sir

[@seekertosecrets7618]

@@genosamuel2.1Da fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuq?! That happened during post processing? Talk about meta!

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

​​@@CereallyIsabella coersed Chris into raping Barb She isn't someone Chris Told, The girl chris confessed to was Fiona

[@reidepperson8534]

I feel like a failed recovering AA participant every time a new one of these is posted. It's fueling a twisted addiction

[@extremenaps26]

Yeah. After the arrest, I told myself I couldn't watch these anymore. Well, here I am.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Imagine being Barbara in that Cole video, just watching your son saying "you've been right about Barbara, she yelled at mama." I'd run the fuck out of the house honestly 😂

[@pnda13]

Didn't he literally changed family name ?

[@Brandonhayhew]

Its her disturbing son

[@JohnSmith-mc2zz]

I have no idea wtf Chris is talking about there so Cole probably doesn't either.

[@Placker8102]

​@JohnSmith-mc2zz I was thinking the same thing. I was just imagining Cole watching that and not knowing how to feel. Just confusing

[@Todesking69]

@@Placker8102 It’s sad knowing that out of that entire family the most normal person is Cole. And Cole is a narcissist just like his mother.

[@RustyGoose]

Imagine how fucking wild it would be if Sonichu actually showed up one day and Chris wasn’t delusional this whole time.

[@froglegstastebestsalted]

"Father/Mommy I crave violence, I will ZAP"

[@AliceBowie]

That's the most unlikely situation possible.

[@ShroudedEnigma]

I’d kill myself.

[@EvilRickQueenVita]

Imagine dying and finding out Chris Chan is the one judging you

[@Sandux930]

thats every delusional persons hope

[@EagleTimberWolf]

Words can't even begin to describe the way my blood ran cold when Bella finally showed up.

[@Infelious]

same here my heart dropped, I thought it was still to early for her.

[@EagleTimberWolf]

@@Infelious I estimate either the next part or the part after that will probably mark the "end" of the Chris doc for now because with Bella finally being introduced, it won't be long before Geno reaches the bomb drop :/ We already knew it was coming, but seeing the early beginnings of what happened is still bone-chilling

[@passitoff420]

She's got some nice tits

[@lenk1432]

I feel like Chris chan is upset that people are paying more attention to his mom than him

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

People care for Barb's well being and not the delusions of a 38 year old nutcase

[@dirckthedork-knight1201]

Good point

[@KaiDecadence]

Narcissistic Rage. Nuff said.

[@fireassassin1688]

Oh yeah also the fact that people aren't coming in huge numbers to ask about his dimensional merge delusions but to ask about a dementia ridden old lady has chris,s blood boiling

[@Twinklethefox9022]

At this point, I'm not sure if Chris even believes what he is saying or not.

[@redfalconfox]

Chris constantly forgetting she’s supposed to be Sonichu will never not be funny.

[@obscene.]

She? Must've been a typo. Christian is male. :)

[@ndc80]

​@@obscene. Its insane how some of these people are so delusional that they believe his bs

[@ryotoutsukai7605]

​​@@obscene. Bro ur literally on a lengthy series in which the narrator exclusively calls chris-chan she after stating that's what they wanted. You can call them whatever you want but like, why are you here lol.

[@nedrostram2360]

@@obscene. Chris is canonically trans. That whole Crystal dream and hating her dick were signs of dysphoria. Chris faked being gay when prompted by trolls and weens. Chris after all this time even without trolls is still trans. It’s not fake because Kiwi Farms hates trans people.

[@digi4823]

@@ryotoutsukai7605imagine supporting someone’s delusions? you’re no better than christian’s supporters

[@scoopishere7881]

Chris petting Barb elicited one of the most visceral reactions from me out of anything in this series, Christ almighty.

[@cosmic3829]

Chris-Chan almighty*

[@Mr.SlutXD]

@@cosmic3829 This is a canon event in christory, Chris now goes by “Christ Chan”….

[@cosmic3829]

@@Mr.SlutXD I want to believe you’re making this up. And yet, deep down I know this is probably true.

[@Mr.SlutXD]

@@cosmic3829 it’s so true, he’s wrote it like that ever since he was sent to jail, he believes he’s the second coming of Jesus Christ… he’s insane

[@hsthatzo8063]

Isabellas family when they realize she's finally on the most notorious CC documentary ever made: 😡🤬😡

[@MaxW-er1hm]

Turkey Toms videos on her are scathing af , they're still up , and he is okay. Geno is in China , hopefully he has no need to worry. The Jankes are scary af to think about.

[@hsthatzo8063]

@@MaxW-er1hmYeah they got some good friends in high places xD Glad Tom's vids are still up and well lol

[@nedrostram2360]

Isabella’s dad has FBI connections so she is insulated from any wrongdoing. She should be in prison for the suicide, animal abuse and murders, property damage, identity fraud, and forging medical documents. But she’s not.

[@AliceBowie]

I doubt it's worth it to risk CIA assets in China to go after Geno.

[@MaxW-er1hm]

@@AliceBowie I think at least as far as my thinking is concerned is that that kind of people do things totally off the book because they have the power and the ability to do so

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

That Chris presentation speech... he wasn't acting. He sincerely believed in everything he said lmao

[@BigBobster86]

Which makes it that much more disturbing.

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

​@@BigBobster86it's amazing he never gone the Randy Starr route

[@ugoboom]

that's what blows my fucking mind... when this doc was going over the idea guys during their saga, i was kinda underwhelmed, "oh all they did was RP with him to fuck with him a little" but then in these later episodes, when you hear chris go on and on about his new reality its like holy fucking shit dude he has been 100% totally irrevocably mindfucked

[@wjb4578]

​@@ugoboomyeah I just remembered the whole dimensional merge bs came from an idea planted by the Idea Guys, aha

[@stephdenson1]

They gaslit the fuck out of him. They gave him an official podium with an audience to stand up and talk to. Dudes up there giving a Ted Talk….

[@virtualmartini]

Only Chris is so uniquely demented that he'd blame forgetting something on his supposed omniscience.

[@user-xe7um4pv8i]

I just imagine Cole thinking, “Maybe Chris has gotten better over the years?” then he gets that video where Christine informs that he’s been possessed by a bastardization of a children’s cartoon. Geno, the musical score is great, as always.

[@samuraibeatzz]

Seeing Barb look in these “interviews” is just so upsetting. Say what you will about her but this woman looked like her soul has long since vanished. She’s now a puppet at the mercy of her schizophrenic son and knowing what we know now is just insane. They never should have let him out.

[@NickyBlue99]

She got DAT BARBUSSY tho

[@fleshedexperience]

It's so scary and uncanny.

[@danterobles4819]

I feel Cole didn't send those flowers to Barbara but rather some online stranger pretending to be Cole send in those flowers to make Barbara feel love or Cole actually send in those flowers out of pity for Barbara.

[@cz.gazz.]

“Chris’ body driving the family car” is both hilarious and also a succinct way to describe their poor driving skills.

[@zydomason]

their? How many of them was driving the car? But I guess in HIS case that might actually be accurate way to describe things. It might have been a) Chris b) Sonichu c) Rosechu d) mewtwo driving the car🤡

[@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement]

@@zydomason Lol, as if any of them are not interchangeable.

[@apol1onia]

Don't respect his pronouns pls. He's not actually trans.

[@cz.gazz.]

@@apol1onia I wasn’t even thinking about Chris’ pronouns tbh

[@danielobrian5675]

@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement they're not. Stop enabling these delusions.

[@AlexisGabrielleK]

The intro getting more glitched out scares the crap out me. Perfection.

[@soHatey]

Such a little touch but so good

[@beaudweiser]

the merge is coming

[@eirikzor]

Fucking goosebumps.

[@iwanek4382]

Barb sending a nice message to Cole only for Sonichu to completely ruin it by blabbering about Ironman is literally the most Chris chan thing ever

[@attitudeproblem6462]

I can’t _believe_ he is about to tell his *mother* that she’s basically going to have to “take one for the team…” 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@PHILD0]

I'd love to know what he told Barb the reason for his evil deeds was on the day he first did it. Did he claim he was Magi Chan or Sonichu in the moment? *shudders*

[@dolomitilino9015]

@@PHILD0 she’s not even supposed to be in the Sonichu Temple right now…

[@NickyBlue99]

DAT BARBUSSY THO

[@dolomitilino9015]

@@NickyBlue99 she’s not supposed to be in the Sonichu temple

[@jbboyle]

3:08 Chris is the biggest NEET of all time. I find the hypocrisy comical.

[@j.2512]

the american taxpayers still pays his monthly tugboat to this day

[@AppleJaxc]

He's also the most homophobic homo, the dumbest critic of dumb people, the creepiest watch dog against creeps... But I don't think he's even self aware enough to know his own flaws enough to project. He's just hateful against 100 things he can't realize describes himself

[@JohnSmith-mc2zz]

​@@j.2512good. I don't want the government or Internet weirdos to pick and choose which disabled person gets to live.

[@WeasleyGirl1767]

I'm embarrassed to say I don't know what a NEET is. Help a sister out?

[@jbboyle]

@@WeasleyGirl1767 NEET is an acronym for “Not in Education, Employment, or Training.” No worries. I didn’t know what a NEET was till I found out about Chris Chan.

[@Ryokomo]

Imagine how annoying it would be watching a movie with him, he would be talking and making noise like a 4 year old the entire time.

[@A_YouTube_Commenter]

The only lesson I get from this is : If you have a mentally incapacitated child,make plans and have a structure to keep them safe. Do not let things fall to where you have to depend on this person while you are deteriorating. It will not end well.

[@Lampoluke]

Honestly I wouldn't really say so. I'm on the same level of Chris and I am a normal person ( I mean I am pretty weird, but not Chris weird) Remember that Chris is the blackface of autism. His shit for brains attitude is what happens when a moron and an abusive manipulating bitch try to raise a child basing their raising methods on narcisism and lazyness and almost hating their own son.

[@froglegstastebestsalted]

Also don't be insane yourself

[@ashleybrooke2087]

@@froglegstastebestsalted There is that. That's why Chris never had a chance.

[@Jenna_Miles]

Bro Barb is so fucking out of it. Makes what happened that much worse. Not that it’d be great if she was fully conscious and consenting but seeing just how empty she is…. It’s so fucked up

[@BBWahoo]

She was full ;)

[@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement]

​@@BBWahoo I highly doubt Barb felt anything akin to being full, considering Chris-chan has a crooked baby dick.

[@pnda13]

In a fucked up way, Chris might have perceived that emptiness and... I need lashes now...

[@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement]

@@pnda13 Chris did say "Oedipus" near the end of his "sermon."

[@AliceBowie]

Barb is the root cause of all of this. She's the one who should have been in prison, while Chris belongs in a group home.

[@1stPlaceFailure]

16:00 Chris turning off the chat because people kept asking about Barb shows that in all these years on the internet, Chris still hasn't learned a fucking thing.

[@DrMemesYT]

"Honey, wake up! Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 78 is out!" "Yes dear..."

[@devinparkerjacobs226]

I can’t wait until the anime catches up to the manga

[@vincentprice713]

I like to think the DA spent all this time watching these as part of their research and decided to dismiss the charges cause they don't wanna deal with this crazy trial.

[@vexozap]

Wow, Sonichu sounds exactly the same as - and has all of the same mannerisms as Chris Chan. Like Mother, like son.

[@Onewingerdraven]

Barb : hey Cole, it's been ages, i miss you my son, I still hold dearly to these letters you sent me back then, please take c... Chris : ALSO I'M SONICHU THE ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POKEMON AND YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH THE AVENGERS M'KAY ?

[@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement]

That hollow sound when Chris proceeded to bonk himself on the head was not a surprise to me at all.

[@chloeep9329]

The fact that Sockness said he'd put a curse on Chris that would be a danger to those around Chris is kind of chilling.

[@caitchri2426]

Chis has been a danger to those around him way before sockness ever came along

[@autismoid]

@@caitchri2426are you unaware of what happened after Sockness cursed him?? Did you completely misunderstand the original comment lmfao

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

​@@autismoidHe means it was an inevitability, Someone cursing Chris will eventually be proven right by some random act of stupidity from Chris

[@InsertFailName]

It took me nearly a year to watch the entirety of this series up until this point. I feel like my brain chemistry has been altered.

[@billykidman2091]

A new history vid to kick off the "Inevitably reoffending rapist back in public" arc of Chris's story, hell yeah

[@JohnSmith-mc2zz]

Rape is never inevitable. Please stop hunting retarded people.

[@phoebevaughan5095]

How they've been let out boggles my mind - they shouldn't be allowed in public unsupervised, or at all! What is the matter with the US justice system?

[@JohnSmith-mc2zz]

@@phoebevaughan5095 They're heavily supervised, possibly will be for the rest of their life if they don't make some kind of recovery.

[@EmperorTechno]

I don't know about you but that "sermon" with Chris Chan at the end was just chilling to watch. There's something very unnerving watching that man speaking from a podium with the US flag in the background, like he's some type of powerful political figure. Then he starts claiming he's possessed by his imaginary friend, and then ending his speech with "all hail Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu" raising is hands up in the air like he's praising the sun. It gives me chills.

[@AliceBowie]

It's insane. Chris makes those old prison interviews with Charles Manson seem rational and calm by comparison.

[@JohnSmith-mc2zz]

He always wanted to be a politician you can see from the earlier Geno vids.

[@karenbrown6348]

He also said he serves Satan since God never did anything for him that he wanted apparently 😔😭😅

[@michaeljmyers1995]

IN WHAT EP?????????????@@karenbrown6348

[@101Volts]

@@karenbrown6348 When and where? Oh, and this doesn't take away from what you said if true, but didn't Chris _say_ that he is Jesus Christ? Jesus still warned his followers *against* _False Christs._ It's there, in the Bible...

[@unnamedindividual8835]

I can’t imagine why anyone would ever want to become the moderator of a Chris Chan-centric forum and/or discord server. What a waste of time

[@SweetTeaConnoisseur]

Because those people are 1/10th as mentally ill as he is, I imagine. I cannot conceive devoting a significant amount of my life to anything related to an individual like Chris.

[@billygoatguy3960]

​@@SweetTeaConnoisseur*takes a look at the 45 minute documentary episode 78

[@SweetTeaConnoisseur]

@@billygoatguy3960 Hahaha.. I didn't actually watch this or any of his other videos though. I just click on videos to read the comments sometimes. (I know I'm crazy..)

[@waripolo3813]

To be a part of history, and be remembered forever as a character in the myth of Chris Chan.

[@pantsdraws]

Hearing that Chris got his phone back after all these months is terrifying because now we have no clue what stuff he is going to come up with after being gone for so long. Especially about the incident.

[@featgorgon3985]

He’ll either have mentally degraded, stabilized, or a little better, my money is on at least stabilized because right now he’s in assisted living which means he’s probably being forced to get psychiatric help

[@caitchri2426]

I wonder what kind of psychology acrobatics his doctors have to go through to separate what is his autism, what is his (in my opinion) schizophrenia, social influence and what is early dementia.

[@tpower1912]

He seems to be ordered off of using social media. He's just playing pokemon go so far.

[@20GaugeSX4]

I don’t know that he has his phone. I’ve only seen evidence that he has a Nintendo switch.

[@featgorgon3985]

@@20GaugeSX4 it’s likely he has his phone, as he had it on him when he was arrested and it would’ve had to been given back to him when he was released, now wether he has cell service or Wi-Fi is another matter

[@owendubs]

It's really surreal to witness Chris namedropping Oedipus during that speech... This was one of the best parts in a long time. I thought that things slowed down a lot as the series got focused on Twitter threads more than things that intuitively felt consequential... but this part has a lot of stuff going on in it. The wind is back in the sails!

[@theeternalanglo5629]

The wind is back in the sails but we are about to smash into the rocks.

[@owendubs]

@@theeternalanglo5629 It'll be so surreal when Geno gets to the present day... if anything's going to feel like a dimension merging with our own it's going to be that. I hope that evidence shows up that Barb is being well taken care of by that point... but I also hope that kind of revelation doesn't come from weens gangstalking Barb after she went through that horror. There's a delicate balance to strike here.

[@norffcdoomer1393]

Just found out Chris’ case got dismissed. God rest GenoSamuel’s soul…

[@jasons2023]

And now on X...

[@zombiewarrior88]

​@@jasons2023gon give it to ya

[@pierce4026]

Virginia courts won’t prosecute a “trans person” for literally anything because it’s the #1 issue in the state so the heavily left wing judiciary lets them get away with anything. Chris had a free pass as long as he keeps up his shallow pretend to be a girl game

[@deadzone4033]

I have never clicked this fast before in my life! That intro shows how close we are to his complete lost of grip on reality! Though.... It looks like this story will not end any time soon. Also everytime I see that pic of Chris it gives me Sci-fi villain vibes... I just can't explain it

[@ianklein3045]

I'm honored to be a Patron with my name in the credits. When this series goes into the Library of Congress, I'll be attached to this masterpiece for eternity.

[@moonjelly5]

This series has now become straight out horror. Everyone involved at this point is incredibly creepy.

[@EndermTheSwordsman]

The fact that so many groups cropped up trying to protect this sad excuse of a human being is almost as distressing as the number of people that exploited him.

[@user-ky1sk7kr6t]

indeed

[@pierce4026]

It seems like it’s mostly females. They don’t have a sense for predatory behavior and see potato brain people as cute little pets with no bad or evil intentions because they’re too dumb to have evil intentions

[@pirateskeleton7828]

Seeing how Barb in these videos always seems spaced and confused, compared to how sharp and fast witted she was during the Liquid Chris saga has convinced me that she was definitely dementia ridden when Chris *abused* her. Chris’s mind might be literally so f****d up that he doesn’t even understand why it was abhorrent. Doesn’t matter if you intended to be a monster or not, when you become a monster you need to be locked away.

[@briannamay5459]

Chris leaked medical records confirm they have the cognition of a 10 year old. So this 10 year old was in charge of taking care of their dementia elderly mom, something she clearly couldn't do. And all the christorians, instead of calling adult protective services so they both can be taken and put in homes capable of taking care of them, decided to instead harass and stalk them for years because they thought its funny. Chris may be a bad human being and did horrible things, but the christorians are every bit of degenerate, Possibly even worse than chris, because they aren't cognitivly impaired like chris, they knew he cant take care of barb, but didn't do a damn thing which could have enabled the abuse, all so they can have their lolcow. This entire documentary and the entire saga is a testimant to how disgusting humans are to each other. There is no good guys in this story, every single person involved is a horrible disgusting degenerate

[@spreadwuvokay]

Sharp and fast witted?

[@pirateskeleton7828]

@@spreadwuvokay compared to modern vegetable Barb, YES

[@SC-ce3vp]

Thing is, chris was always a monster

[@tehSunBro]

Considering his trial was a couple of days ago, and they been seen online again, looks like the legal system doesn't agree with you.

[@jessedavid5712]

Barb looks really demented. Like eyes off staring into nowhere. Lights on but no one's home.

[@romaining]

we are getting closer, scary times up ahead