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@silver_stone6510
@silver_stone6510 9 ай бұрын
Chris trying to get into politics or teaching him politics is like telling a 7 year old try to get into Stocks
@danielutriabrooks477
@danielutriabrooks477 9 ай бұрын
A 7yo is far more emotionally mature than Chris
@lindinle
@lindinle 9 ай бұрын
A 7 year old would have a firmer understanding after being told
@pinkdiamond1847
@pinkdiamond1847 9 ай бұрын
I used to be a nanny for an upper class family and I was shocked about it as well, but the 7-year-old actually knew quite a lot about Investing. The upper classes live completely different lives to us.
@danielutriabrooks477
@danielutriabrooks477 9 ай бұрын
@@pinkdiamond1847 They always tell you that the best moment for stock trading is before you were born, so they are just doing the next best thing
@bulletopera409
@bulletopera409 5 ай бұрын
@HerrenmoralistI always found that crazy about teen titans go, they would always be back and forth on sh1t to the point of whiplash. Like one moment they be making fart jokes, the next second they would Literally be talking about HOME EQUITY. Im dead serious.
@angeloluna529
@angeloluna529 9 ай бұрын
Basically his political beliefs are not political, just selfish beliefs where it should benefit him and not for anyone else.
@mindlessky545
@mindlessky545 9 ай бұрын
Facts
@danielutriabrooks477
@danielutriabrooks477 9 ай бұрын
Pure, unadultered griftonium in human form
@crimsondynamo615
@crimsondynamo615 9 ай бұрын
Yeah that’s the long and short of it
@Glibber_globbers
@Glibber_globbers 9 ай бұрын
Chris really actually wishes to become dictator in his shitty town in his fake shitty dimension. It’s like CHAZ but even more regarded and horrifying*.
@redjirachi1
@redjirachi1 9 ай бұрын
Insert joke "how's that different from regular politicians" here
@jjjmadness8306
@jjjmadness8306 9 ай бұрын
The fact that Chris wanted to vote for Lisa Simpsons, a fictional character, is sadly the least insane thing about him.
@dannydanny2789
@dannydanny2789 9 ай бұрын
He'll vote for any woman tbh
@redjirachi1
@redjirachi1 9 ай бұрын
My theory is that ever since Trump started running for office seriously Chris looked at a joke meant to be something implausible and silly (like if someone in the fifties made a joke that Reagan would become president in the future), thought it was a premonition and assumed that means Lisa will become president due to what happens in the episode
@JonCrs10
@JonCrs10 9 ай бұрын
@redjirachi1 its sad how Chris actually being right about that is somehow LESS unpleasant a prospect than the alternative of "Chris Chan exists and believes this is all divine prophecy"
@SeaSlug09
@SeaSlug09 9 ай бұрын
I believe he would have voted for her even if he didn't fall into the dimensional merge rabbit hole
@1Hol1Tiger
@1Hol1Tiger 9 ай бұрын
Well the "Prophecy" is that Lisa beats Trump in an election....
@eavn9684
@eavn9684 9 ай бұрын
5:27 1. Too expensive, would never pass congress. 2. 10th Amendment violation. 3. Too vague. 4. Too expensive, also would never pass Congress. 5. 2nd Amendment violation 6. US doesn't have that authority over the UN, and UN doesn't have that authority over member states. 7. Already happening.
@VubuMack
@VubuMack 9 ай бұрын
Housing reform is "too expensive" in the "anything more than table scraps is too much money not going to Israel" sense. But it is pretty obvious his fatbutt wanting to lower sales taxes despite wanting housing spending is just him mad the toys he buys cost extra due to the sales tax. And that he wants to cut sales taxes but never mentions the income tax is lol.
@eavn9684
@eavn9684 9 ай бұрын
@@VubuMack By "housing reform" you mean massive commie blocks in every major US city paid for by the US taxpayers, also conveniently omitted the billions sent to Ukraine every 32 seconds.
@MofoNsh
@MofoNsh 8 ай бұрын
Agreed. But what makes number one incredibly stupid to me, is that in the vast majority of cases. Well, let's just say. The homeless aren't homeless because they're houseless.
@leviticusprime4904
@leviticusprime4904 8 ай бұрын
@@MofoNshsome people are homeless because they got dealt a bad hand in life, others are homeless because of their actions, and instead of trying to improve themselves, they try to make everyone's life worse.
@sethisevilone02
@sethisevilone02 8 ай бұрын
True its not black and white ​@@leviticusprime4904
@elitalks258
@elitalks258 9 ай бұрын
I don't think he actually has any conscious, coherent political ideology to adhere to, I think he just repeats whatever he happens to see floating around the internet.
@redjirachi1
@redjirachi1 9 ай бұрын
He'd lose his mind watching Jreg videos
@kotzpenner
@kotzpenner 9 ай бұрын
@@redjirachi1based jreg enjoyer And yeah that sums up his entire life.
@lindinle
@lindinle 9 ай бұрын
Like most (low intel) lefties.
@gbalph4
@gbalph4 9 ай бұрын
The closest ideology Chris could have would basically be some even more twisted form of North Korea’s ideology (Juche) since after all he wants people to worship him and really hates any form of dissent but even that’s a stretch.
@crimsondynamo615
@crimsondynamo615 9 ай бұрын
@@gbalph4CWCville is a totalitarian hellscape where the government has a psychic spying on its citizens 24/7. If any place needs a revolution, it’s there.
@evanroper6099
@evanroper6099 9 ай бұрын
The fact that people like Chris can vote is the greatest argument against democracy that I can possibly think of.
@dannydanny2789
@dannydanny2789 9 ай бұрын
They even run for office
@forTehMemes
@forTehMemes 9 ай бұрын
His vote is worth just as much as yours
@danielutriabrooks477
@danielutriabrooks477 9 ай бұрын
​@Evan.280I love democracy
@lloydpatam4189
@lloydpatam4189 9 ай бұрын
That is one of the reasons Plato criticizes democracy lol
@archbishopofthecrusades9579
@archbishopofthecrusades9579 9 ай бұрын
​@@forTehMemesWhich is terryfying because hes not the only person this stupid. I mean, im an idiot, but at least imnnot Chris Chan level and realize ny vote jas an impact beyond myself.
@onemoreturn
@onemoreturn 9 ай бұрын
Yeah, secret service guys probably just googled Chris, had a good laugh, and that was it.
@ya_homeboy_prophet
@ya_homeboy_prophet 5 ай бұрын
I would pay to be a fly on the wall to watching some super serious fed dudes discover what fucking Chris Chan is
@Mal0Imperzia
@Mal0Imperzia 5 ай бұрын
This comment Aged interestingly
@Brysickle
@Brysickle 9 ай бұрын
I got brain aids trying to understand Chris's political ideologies
@drungeltunks3720
@drungeltunks3720 9 ай бұрын
You got braids
@demonofjapan
@demonofjapan 9 ай бұрын
Long story short he would be hitler , look how his mayorship was
@jackgamer6307
@jackgamer6307 9 ай бұрын
If you trace the change of his politics changing, it will draw a somichu.. or a bent malformed duck.. depends on which way you look at it...
@dannydanny2789
@dannydanny2789 9 ай бұрын
Whatever's viewed as "wholesome" and "good" at the time.
@yagirlmya8794
@yagirlmya8794 9 ай бұрын
same
@DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo
@DeadwaveCarrier-oc1wo 9 ай бұрын
Donald Trumpette? Not Donna Trump? Man, Chris is just... a gift.
@freddekl1102
@freddekl1102 8 ай бұрын
The only Donna I know is the one from the Suits so whenever I'll rewatch the series/think about it I'll have to think of this comment, thanks But also like unironically how much someone's skull must be empty to think english works this way....
@justinbailey2347
@justinbailey2347 7 ай бұрын
Like smurfette lol.. oh Chris has coom brain so maybe it’s from the Bowsette/Boosette naming convention
@Mavenger1845
@Mavenger1845 5 ай бұрын
@@freddekl1102the only one I know is from the Cleveland show… my name is Cleveland brown and I am proud to be back in my old home town with my new family. There’s old friends and new friends and even a bear. There’s got times and bad times, it’s true love to share; that’s why I’ve found a place, where everyone will know, my happy moustached face, this is the Cleveland show.. hahahaha
@nickbubson4570
@nickbubson4570 9 ай бұрын
of course he hates donald trump (its cause his face is orange like Kydle Cash)
@1heKing
@1heKing 9 ай бұрын
or Surfshack Tito
@draxdrilox
@draxdrilox 5 ай бұрын
He hate him bc the cartoons he watches tells that
@blknmongl342
@blknmongl342 9 ай бұрын
Politics and Chris go together like a lit match and a tanker.
@anguswaterhouse9255
@anguswaterhouse9255 9 ай бұрын
Nah I’d say they go together like Chris and Barb
@carlireland5049
@carlireland5049 9 ай бұрын
Depth Gauge Guy: “Oh, thank God!”
@blknmongl342
@blknmongl342 9 ай бұрын
@@anguswaterhouse9255 No hesitation 😭😭😭😭
@gothicbabboy666
@gothicbabboy666 9 ай бұрын
thats a "hot take"
@blknmongl342
@blknmongl342 9 ай бұрын
@@gothicbabboy666 About as hot as Chris and Barb.
@doncf1
@doncf1 9 ай бұрын
If trump would make his tugboat bigger chris would vote for him
@Holographichaven
@Holographichaven 9 ай бұрын
Geno can’t be expected to do all the heavy lifting, magnificent delivery btw
@WallabysArchive
@WallabysArchive 9 ай бұрын
Thanks :D
@savedemperor8024
@savedemperor8024 9 ай бұрын
Geno is too big of a cuck to touch politics, the fact that he treats Chris as a woman is proof of that
@savedemperor8024
@savedemperor8024 9 ай бұрын
That is why i much prefer wallaby over geno because wallaby doesn't suck up to Chris or feed his insanity even more
@WallabysArchive
@WallabysArchive 9 ай бұрын
@@savedemperor8024Nha, Geno still (and will always be) the GOAT supreme, I'm just content slop :P
@gilbert2472
@gilbert2472 9 ай бұрын
If Chris was president, I’d pack my bags before anarchy breaks
@HerrDeutschBlood
@HerrDeutschBlood 9 ай бұрын
Hell, I’d take Hunter Biden for president over Chris Chan anytime.
@dejus_e
@dejus_e 8 ай бұрын
If Chris was president, I would move to another galaxy.
@raiisleep
@raiisleep 8 ай бұрын
​@@HerrDeutschBlooda dude hopped up on crack 24/7 is probably better than a raging autist
@theonlybilge
@theonlybilge 5 ай бұрын
​@@HerrDeutschBlood A little crack smoking and consensual escort hiring is far less questionable than what Chris has done, honestly.
@ItsNaylen
@ItsNaylen 5 ай бұрын
I’d rather continue having Biden as president than Chris Chan if they somehow got that moron to be president I am leaving the country… but I doubt that they will let that babbling buffoon in office
@teoborges3949
@teoborges3949 4 ай бұрын
29:05 After trumps attempted assassination, guess Chris nearly had his wish fullfied edit: Not again
@v0rtexbeater
@v0rtexbeater 8 ай бұрын
Small nitpick: "Borb" is a portmanteau of Bob and Barb and it's used to refer to both collectively, it's not a nickname for Barbara.
@WallabysArchive
@WallabysArchive 8 ай бұрын
noted although on the subreddit it is used bothways
@sticklyboi
@sticklyboi 9 ай бұрын
his views on politics arent much different from your average twitter user, both understand politics just as much as each other
@OathKeeperRiku07
@OathKeeperRiku07 9 ай бұрын
So Chris is every modern social media person who gets their politics from a echo chamber
@danielutriabrooks477
@danielutriabrooks477 9 ай бұрын
​@@OathKeeperRiku07More or less, but Chris also gets his views from trolling
@hyp0thermic_tensi0n
@hyp0thermic_tensi0n 9 ай бұрын
eh I've been on twitter but most of it is like shitposts
@eldenfindley186
@eldenfindley186 9 ай бұрын
he was right about trump tbf
@Clown_the_Clown
@Clown_the_Clown 9 ай бұрын
​@@eldenfindley186 Nah
@Hellwolf36
@Hellwolf36 9 ай бұрын
Chris can't even keep these together, especially in the world he created for himself.
@MiXVoy
@MiXVoy 9 ай бұрын
So much for being "stressful"
@Se7enBeatleofDoom
@Se7enBeatleofDoom 9 ай бұрын
Chris-Chan is someone who will be used as the poster child of why Western society collapsed by future historians.
@crypt5129
@crypt5129 7 ай бұрын
??
@song6771
@song6771 7 ай бұрын
ChrisChan destroying a highly overpriced transformer in a fantasy about killing Trump: It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.
@danielutriabrooks477
@danielutriabrooks477 9 ай бұрын
Who would win in a stuttering contest: Classic Chris or Joe Biden?
@blknmongl342
@blknmongl342 9 ай бұрын
At least Joe was able to speak clearly when he was Chris's age.
@danielutriabrooks477
@danielutriabrooks477 9 ай бұрын
​​@@blknmongl342Yeah, I can't argue with that. On another note, how much time do you think Chris has left?
@blknmongl342
@blknmongl342 9 ай бұрын
@@danielutriabrooks477 That's a good question. I mean, considering his lack of exercise and dogwater diet, he'd probably expire in his sixties, but I have no medical knowledge to back it up.
@switchplayer1016
@switchplayer1016 9 ай бұрын
​@danielutriabrooks477 given his physical health and the fact that he posted a picture a few months back implying maraschino cherries count as a healthy snack he will be lucky if he makes it past 70.
@danielutriabrooks477
@danielutriabrooks477 9 ай бұрын
​@@switchplayer1016Yeah, I can see it, altough genetics also play a large part here, with Barb still around and (mostly) independent at her 80s, and Bob almost reaching 90, he might still be here for a long time
@ambasing_omaygot
@ambasing_omaygot 5 ай бұрын
13:12 aged well
@KreativityFields
@KreativityFields 5 ай бұрын
For real 💀
@Roarrior.
@Roarrior. 5 ай бұрын
Chris got what he wanted.
@FRS-Ball
@FRS-Ball 4 ай бұрын
Yeah aged well
@Diet_waters2EM
@Diet_waters2EM 4 ай бұрын
He had a vision. The dimensional merge was real
@nxmx6ix
@nxmx6ix 3 ай бұрын
Many men, wish death upon me 🎶🎵
@jklncolpetzer
@jklncolpetzer 9 ай бұрын
Chris Chan the only type of guy to genuinely think Lisa Simpson is the president of the united states 😭
@pinkdiamond1847
@pinkdiamond1847 9 ай бұрын
I'm only envious that I can't detach from reality that hard.
@ChristianGibbons777
@ChristianGibbons777 9 ай бұрын
@@pinkdiamond1847😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ecthelionv2
@ecthelionv2 9 ай бұрын
Chris can be the punching bag of both sides.
@jackcollins1416
@jackcollins1416 9 ай бұрын
I hope Chris Chan and Writing comes next. The quote “Chris is no Alan Moore and Sonichu is no Watchmen.” Has stuck with me ever since I first read that article. This is Cliche but his writing is so terrible that it makes even the worst of Sonic fan fictions look good.
@MegaBleedman
@MegaBleedman 9 ай бұрын
Chris embodies the worst of both left and right.
@crimsondynamo615
@crimsondynamo615 9 ай бұрын
Chris embodies the worst of anything he tries to attach himself to.
@sujeto.normal
@sujeto.normal 9 ай бұрын
Chris embodies the worst of everything tbh
@Zedsdead83
@Zedsdead83 9 ай бұрын
He is a Killary/ lisa simpson voter. Nuff said.
@Zedsdead83
@Zedsdead83 9 ай бұрын
Left. Chris embodies the left to a tee.
@savedemperor8024
@savedemperor8024 9 ай бұрын
No he only embodies the left because i don't see anything conservative about him, at least not anymore
@El_Omar2203
@El_Omar2203 9 ай бұрын
For a couple of seconds, as I was using the video as background noise, I complete missed that Chris was actually voting for Lisa Simpsons from the cartoon, my brain just heard the name and simply thought it was the name of some obscure 3rd party candidate, I realized the stupidity once I glanced at my phone 😂
@kotzpenner
@kotzpenner 9 ай бұрын
Bro same
@dr.altoclef9255
@dr.altoclef9255 3 ай бұрын
“Ha, that’s funny, she had the same name as- oh”
@catalysts94
@catalysts94 Ай бұрын
huh is he voting libertari oh...
@scientistservant
@scientistservant 9 ай бұрын
TFS Frieza: God it's like you use words randomly to sound smarter! Chris: Huh, well now you're being transcendent! TFS Frieza: AAAAARGH!!
@PlanetZoidstar
@PlanetZoidstar 9 ай бұрын
TFS Frieza: "That's stupid! You're stupid! Stop being stupid!"
@stitches768
@stitches768 8 ай бұрын
TFS Frieza:....How do you function?!
@raelogan
@raelogan 5 ай бұрын
"You see, ah, you, uh, ya see there Frieza, you're not dealing with da, with da average Autistic Goddess anymore."
@guilhermehank4938
@guilhermehank4938 7 ай бұрын
I'd say that Chris Chan's views on politics (and anything else really) always walked that fine line between that of a very little kid and that of a selfish disturbed adult. And like usual, its hilarious and horrifying to watch.
@obitouchihaswag6922
@obitouchihaswag6922 5 ай бұрын
DID CHRIS ORCHESTRATE THE ATTACK?? 13:13
@Gwestytears
@Gwestytears 5 ай бұрын
Its weird coming back to this video after the attempted assassination of Trump
@atanaZion
@atanaZion 5 ай бұрын
how?
@pole8740
@pole8740 5 ай бұрын
this damn country can’t even assassinate people anymore😭
@niceoftheprincess3197
@niceoftheprincess3197 4 ай бұрын
​@pole8740 this is youtube not Tumblr Wishing death upon someone no matter what you believe is never ok I hated my 5th grade teacher as a kid but I never wished death by cancer upon them
@rionthemagnificent2971
@rionthemagnificent2971 4 ай бұрын
@@pole8740 Well trump just luckliy moved, if he stayed in place.. the audience would have been painted like a Gallgher show.
@Mewdo45
@Mewdo45 4 ай бұрын
Chris probably cursed pmurt
@Kira-ji2ft
@Kira-ji2ft 9 ай бұрын
The political brainrot in the comments goes to show that the average youtube viewer understands politics little more than Chris. Although i guess we're all here because we see ourselves in Chris
@PALACIO254
@PALACIO254 9 ай бұрын
Yeah
@Glibber_globbers
@Glibber_globbers 9 ай бұрын
I agree, I will say that both parties are ass. George Washington was right about not having a 2 party system, it only made us more divided. “United” states my ass. 😭😂
@Badookum
@Badookum 8 ай бұрын
The comments are surprising civil with a few excpetions.
@alphamakc
@alphamakc 5 ай бұрын
13:13 this aged very well
@MagnumLoadedTractor
@MagnumLoadedTractor 5 ай бұрын
Did ree tardy Oswald do it for Chris?
@Screwytea69
@Screwytea69 3 ай бұрын
Shit I came here to say that 😂
@Sovietube
@Sovietube 3 ай бұрын
The dimensional merge is real
@darkonyx6995
@darkonyx6995 8 ай бұрын
Obama painting the White House black sounds like a South Park episode 💀
@HerrDeutschBlood
@HerrDeutschBlood 9 ай бұрын
Chris’ level of understanding involving politics is almost on par with his level of understanding with copyright law, which suffices to say is laughably minuscule.
@KossolaxtheForesworn
@KossolaxtheForesworn 9 ай бұрын
the only thing capable of snapping chris out of his delusion even for 1 second is the promise of free money
@blknmongl342
@blknmongl342 9 ай бұрын
"I pmurt myself today" Johnny Chan.
@theonlybilge
@theonlybilge 5 ай бұрын
Trent Rezlor.
@Flesh_Wizard
@Flesh_Wizard 4 ай бұрын
​@@theonlybilgeTrent Rizzler
@aaronlaughter6471
@aaronlaughter6471 9 ай бұрын
Remember, Chris and people like him can vote..... Joy.
@snappyllamas
@snappyllamas 9 ай бұрын
Shout out for getting every stutter in Chris's explanation for voting for a specific candidate, that probably took a couple takes. It sounded like you were being possessed by Chris's very being.
@anguswaterhouse9255
@anguswaterhouse9255 9 ай бұрын
“Fiscally liberal and socially conservative” So he’s the always sunny joke about the biggest prick you can be, politically? Edit: Don't look at the replies its not worth it
@eldenfindley186
@eldenfindley186 9 ай бұрын
socially conservative and fiscally conservative is the ultimate brainrot combo
@Goblinhandler
@Goblinhandler 9 ай бұрын
@@eldenfindley186fiscally liberal and socially conservative is higher brain rot because those two things are contradictions
@eldenfindley186
@eldenfindley186 9 ай бұрын
@@Goblinhandlersame with social conservatism and fiscal conservatism
@formulatag5880
@formulatag5880 9 ай бұрын
@@eldenfindley186 this guy is totaly not ideologically motivated
@kueferd5671
@kueferd5671 9 ай бұрын
National Anarcho-Capitalism, a mix of fascism and anarcho-capitalism
@JdkdkGhghjg
@JdkdkGhghjg 5 ай бұрын
13:14 damm Chris is getting all his wishes from god Jesus finally
@marcusgabriel8365
@marcusgabriel8365 9 ай бұрын
21:10 should’ve made a jump scare disclaimer, now I’m gonna have nightmares of Chris saying “JULIE!” now
@TornadoZX825
@TornadoZX825 5 ай бұрын
13:12 bet you didn't expect this to age like wine
@D00m1no
@D00m1no 7 ай бұрын
0:16 i thought S stands for Sonic
@GreaseMC
@GreaseMC 4 ай бұрын
Or Sonichu
@TheAlmightyBassist
@TheAlmightyBassist 3 ай бұрын
Chris Chan's reasons about voting for Clinton and hating Trump almost sound like chatGPT answers.
@PaperBanjo64
@PaperBanjo64 14 күн бұрын
Stereotypical terminally online leftists.
@davidkirker8937
@davidkirker8937 8 ай бұрын
6:30 The phrase “President Chandler” made me laugh out of sheer absurdity, great delivery on the line too!
@gbalph4
@gbalph4 9 ай бұрын
Chris reminds me of my middle school self talking about politics.
@onetrickpony6862
@onetrickpony6862 5 ай бұрын
Holy shit u hit it on the head
@xrryeet7326
@xrryeet7326 4 ай бұрын
13:13 I can't believe he predicted the trump assassination attempt
@aseheavyindustries798
@aseheavyindustries798 9 ай бұрын
kinda crazy how he made those threats and never got in trouble. i dont know how frequently the government deals with that sort of thing, but i wonder if he's on any types of lists because of the pmurt era
@Glibber_globbers
@Glibber_globbers 9 ай бұрын
Honestly I think the feds think he’s too regarded to assassinate a political figure and just laughed at his dumb threats.
@Svevsky
@Svevsky 3 ай бұрын
If every major hollywood hooker from matt groening to katjy griffin is doing it, they surely dont care too much about some virginian NEET
@dr.altoclef9255
@dr.altoclef9255 3 ай бұрын
Maybe they just figured he was harmless. And I mean Trump isn't a senile old woman and not in the range of pepper spray so...in that case he probably is fine.
@catalysts94
@catalysts94 Ай бұрын
@@dr.altoclef9255 they probably figured they couldn't hand him a $4k rifle and pass it off as a legit assassination attempt. or try and honey trap him by setting up a weapons deal.
@archbishopofthecrusades9579
@archbishopofthecrusades9579 9 ай бұрын
I think my favorite thing about Chris is his attempt to sound educated and well read through his posts, yet he constantly mixes up words abd uses others that make no sense in the context given only because they sound fancier.
@oneclout6643
@oneclout6643 9 ай бұрын
I think it's incredible that he made the one thing both the left and right can agree on. Chris needs to stay as far away from politics as possible.
@AmericanMiyazaki
@AmericanMiyazaki 9 ай бұрын
Chris and Politics….this ought to be fun.
@chikencakey
@chikencakey 9 ай бұрын
chris refusing to do research isnt a result of autism. its him being gullible. generally good video, but if youre gonna pin a lot of his actions to his autism, get someone with some experience on that to check if it really can be pinned there.
@MiXVoy
@MiXVoy 9 ай бұрын
He hadn't watched the daily/nightly news on TV. His zero awareness of the 9/11 and the Pulse shooting were indicators of that.
@bawbehh
@bawbehh 5 ай бұрын
Its a combination, between his general lack of research and care combined with his juvenile autistic way of thinking
@esemandq7286
@esemandq7286 9 ай бұрын
this episode should just be the chronicles of pickle chin vs pmurt
@nikolaosboukouvalas449
@nikolaosboukouvalas449 9 ай бұрын
That thumbnail is a piece of art!
@WallabysArchive
@WallabysArchive 9 ай бұрын
Thanks :D
@Heretowatchvideos123
@Heretowatchvideos123 9 ай бұрын
Seeing crap on Peter’s pants made me chuckle
@teoborges3949
@teoborges3949 9 ай бұрын
​@@Heretowatchvideos123Chris really have fecal & urinary problems, ALOT
@rikustorm13
@rikustorm13 9 ай бұрын
Chris Chan vs Donald Trump election would be funny af lmao
@spicyshark
@spicyshark 8 ай бұрын
I would move out of the fucking country if that scenario happened
@atanaZion
@atanaZion 5 ай бұрын
Both would "debate" in the same way: Attacking each other
@Mavenger1845
@Mavenger1845 5 ай бұрын
@@spicysharkI would be proud to call Chris chan my president
@jeanmichellelaurent
@jeanmichellelaurent 5 ай бұрын
Chris Chan would “curse ye ha me ha” Trump
@Mal0Imperzia
@Mal0Imperzia 5 ай бұрын
Its funny how Americans are so hardwired to despise Trump for being mean and not his policies that they would rather vote for one of the most insane people to ever exist. Where did the US go wrong.
@Glibber_globbers
@Glibber_globbers 9 ай бұрын
I left the whole “being political” thing awhile ago and I’ve been on both sides switching with different perspective over the years,and to see what Chris inquires to be his “politics”, is utterly indeed a fucking dumpster fire. Lol
@Goblinhandler
@Goblinhandler 9 ай бұрын
Chris’ politics are like the worst of family guy and the simpsons Unbearably inconsistent, tactless and hypocritical
@C400ra
@C400ra 9 ай бұрын
I like that chris is such a political nightmare that I physically cant figure out what the people in this comments section believe, theres plenty to hate about him no matter which side of the political spectrum you are on
@gbalph4
@gbalph4 9 ай бұрын
We’re just amazed about the all over the place nature of Chris. We also have to wonder if Chris took any government or economic classes in high school (I was required to and even took some of those classes in college).
@kevinp.h157
@kevinp.h157 9 ай бұрын
He’s like a Punching bag hanged over the border line in between 2 countries
@FalcoFurret
@FalcoFurret 9 ай бұрын
This makes me sad that my state is known for being home of chris chan
@IMosuGoji
@IMosuGoji 9 ай бұрын
I love how Chris uses Sentinel Prime as a representation of Donald Trump
@Tony36271
@Tony36271 7 ай бұрын
Knowing that Chris can vote without question is scary.
@iFunnyAgile
@iFunnyAgile 8 ай бұрын
Chris aggressively misunderstanding how the Clintons work is genuinely hilarious to me.
@blackstone1a
@blackstone1a Ай бұрын
Chris sounds like the kinda dude to think the "AR" in "AR-15" stands for "assault rifle".
@vanta9608
@vanta9608 6 ай бұрын
what a conincidence...
@harrybartko859
@harrybartko859 9 ай бұрын
What's actually crazy to me is that the thought experiment at 15:00 actually works (if not a bit obtuse) and isn't a horrendous piece of philosophical thought from Chris.
@Bacon2000.
@Bacon2000. 4 ай бұрын
Proof that most chronically online people a4e just as restarted as chris chan
@matte8439
@matte8439 9 ай бұрын
Chris thinking that hillary clinton would have done anything beneficial for the country truly shows how far gone his mind is
@latinaparfait
@latinaparfait 8 ай бұрын
i guess that means about half the entire US is just as deprived as he is.
@coltonwilkie241
@coltonwilkie241 8 ай бұрын
@latinaparfait well apparently 80 million people voted for Joe Biden. Intelligence is a very uncommon thing in the US.
@MofoNsh
@MofoNsh 8 ай бұрын
​@@latinaparfaitYou nailed it.
@atanaZion
@atanaZion 5 ай бұрын
As if the alternative was any better
@alexmason5668
@alexmason5668 9 ай бұрын
Both sides certainly have things to not like about him
@mrmcmuffin9918
@mrmcmuffin9918 5 ай бұрын
i feel like sonichu is more recognisable than sonic to me now
@icedragon23472
@icedragon23472 4 ай бұрын
13:12 Bro that aged well.
@edgelordslob821
@edgelordslob821 9 ай бұрын
Chris chan is literally just every negative trait a human being is capable of having mashed into one
@kevinp.h157
@kevinp.h157 9 ай бұрын
Will you Do a video on Chris Chan and racism? Because OH MY am I curious to see they’re history with that
@WallabysArchive
@WallabysArchive 9 ай бұрын
damn that video would be 1h long atleast xd, but maybe a segment on it
@Brick_Boi_
@Brick_Boi_ 2 ай бұрын
@@WallabysArchiveplease I need an hour of Chris Chan racism
@tristonburns9308
@tristonburns9308 9 ай бұрын
CWC's response to Pmurt wanting to sign the FADA sounds like an OneyPlays hypothetical.
@StarBoyMyio
@StarBoyMyio 4 ай бұрын
13:11 well that aged well
@bojanglesfries
@bojanglesfries 9 ай бұрын
Chris talking about Trump is hilarious. Most of the things that he’s berating Trump for apply to him just as, if not more than they apply to Trump.
@Princess_Celestia_
@Princess_Celestia_ 4 ай бұрын
Pssst, Chris, a little history lesson for you. In April of 1775, a British Army marched out of Boston Massachusetts and headed for the towns of Lexington and Concord with orders to confiscate guns. A man named Paul set out on horse back warning the people that the British where coming. As the british arived at Lexingtone, they confiscated and burned all the guns, powder and shot. This set people off thinking they burnt down the whole town. By the time they got to Concord, an army of militia where waiting and battle would ensue. The British where forced to retreat back to Boston being ambushed and shot at every step of the way. This solitary act kicked off the American Revolutionary War. Spoilers, the gun grabbers lost.
@aruce9
@aruce9 9 ай бұрын
17:33 did i just hear the battle cats crit noise?
@WallabysArchive
@WallabysArchive 9 ай бұрын
Correct my fellow battlecats bro 💪💪💪
@aruce9
@aruce9 9 ай бұрын
@@WallabysArchive sick
@bigiron9334
@bigiron9334 5 ай бұрын
13:12 Chris-chan sent an assassin
@BadMarriageKawagoe
@BadMarriageKawagoe 9 ай бұрын
Bro, if Chris tried to come for our guns...
@dementiagaming726
@dementiagaming726 5 ай бұрын
"he moved left" >Meanwhile the imqge showing him moving right:
@angreydoggo4357
@angreydoggo4357 5 ай бұрын
"His shift to the left-(Chris goes to the right) Lol
@theghoul2303
@theghoul2303 5 ай бұрын
13:14 Epic foreshadow
@DiamondKingStudios
@DiamondKingStudios 7 ай бұрын
For some reason, this video sent me into a rabbit hole of brass band music from Romania/Moldova. Thanks I suppose
@captainbossman1016
@captainbossman1016 5 ай бұрын
8:41 Rabbids go home music!!!!!! It perfectly fits Chris.
@bingdinggold1877
@bingdinggold1877 5 ай бұрын
OMG thankyou I was wondering wtf it was. It was like a war tune
@captainbossman1016
@captainbossman1016 5 ай бұрын
@@bingdinggold1877 It's this tune kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJKpq4WPfZuNpbsfeature=shared
@TheWitnessedd
@TheWitnessedd 5 ай бұрын
13:12 Dude
@dannydeveato2106
@dannydeveato2106 2 ай бұрын
he’s lucky that the fbi didn’t come to his door for those death threats
@1Pidds
@1Pidds 5 ай бұрын
19:15 I appreciate that you took the time to stabilize the evidently really shaky video Chris recorded
@NoneOne
@NoneOne 5 ай бұрын
"I feel like America needs a woman's touch finally after all these years"
@Microsave2
@Microsave2 3 ай бұрын
13:12 Chris predicted the 2 assassination attempts of trump fr?
@S4b_3r
@S4b_3r 9 ай бұрын
"Government funded housing for the homeless" but then wants to reduce the only few ways money could fund Government housing for the homeless and low-income 🤦‍♂
@bawbehh
@bawbehh 5 ай бұрын
"But government rich, they can print moneys!"
@JoãoMigueldeOliveiraAlmeida
@JoãoMigueldeOliveiraAlmeida 2 ай бұрын
13:12 Foreshadowing
@stevemc01
@stevemc01 2 ай бұрын
Then a guy who looked equally incestuous (no seriously a lot of people were roasting the attempted assassin by how inbred he looked) shot at Trump with all the effectiveness of a stormtrooper.
@ddjohnson9717
@ddjohnson9717 2 ай бұрын
chrischan planned the event confirmed
@squidwardscolor6092
@squidwardscolor6092 4 ай бұрын
34:54 update: he has now, chris made a tweet on endorsing Harris
@IanNewYashaTheFinalAct
@IanNewYashaTheFinalAct 9 ай бұрын
It's amazing despite Chris Chan's trouble with the law, this individual manages to maintain their privilege to vote
@raiisleep
@raiisleep 8 ай бұрын
Unless someone is incarcerated during an election i think they should have the right to vote
@BluMan506
@BluMan506 9 ай бұрын
I just can not believe that people like chris are real
@Covid--xs3yk
@Covid--xs3yk 8 ай бұрын
Can you imagine if he was born in greek times? He would probably be recorded as a philosopher 😅
@lmno567
@lmno567 8 ай бұрын
​@@Covid--xs3ykYes, the only Greek philosopher to be exiled from every village spouting endlessly about the strangest yellow and pink satyr.
@BladeEdge86
@BladeEdge86 8 ай бұрын
@@Covid--xs3yk Diogenes was like the Chris Chan of Greek philosophers, except he was way smarter (still off his rocker though).
@somerandommen
@somerandommen 8 ай бұрын
​@@BladeEdge86Don't slander my boi Dio like that 💀
@nyx3983
@nyx3983 9 ай бұрын
maybe not everyone should be allowed to vote.
@kevinp.h157
@kevinp.h157 8 ай бұрын
I swear hearing about Lisa Simpson being president by the dimensional merge and really the whole the dimensional merge as a whole is some of the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard and made me laugh
@Mal0Imperzia
@Mal0Imperzia 5 ай бұрын
The more the Western world supports the deconstruction of reality the more of this youll see in daily life!
@mindlessky545
@mindlessky545 9 ай бұрын
I absolutely love your videos they’re super funny but super informative Also Weird question but what is the song you used at 8:40 💀
@audiovisualcringe
@audiovisualcringe 9 ай бұрын
leaving this comment here because I want to know the name of the song too
@mindlessky545
@mindlessky545 9 ай бұрын
I found it Bãtutã Din Moldova from Rabbids Go Home
@mindlessky545
@mindlessky545 9 ай бұрын
We can both rejoice 😂
@WallabysArchive
@WallabysArchive 9 ай бұрын
@@mindlessky545correct (kzbin.info/www/bejne/paqkgWmGpaatgZo&ab_channel=TheAttilaX)
@fodaseocanal
@fodaseocanal 9 ай бұрын
summing up: chris votes for whoever the guy in a suit on tv tells him to, like all other democrats.
@strikingdragon21
@strikingdragon21 9 ай бұрын
Don’t act like republicans don’t do the same thing. ☠️👎🏾
@drnot442
@drnot442 9 ай бұрын
Your editing is so underrated; impressive effort and work👍.
@R15wasodd
@R15wasodd 22 күн бұрын
13:03 This aged like fine wine holy shit
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