Chris Chan Came Back to YouTube...

[@alvarotehz]

Cheating on and leaving your wife for a younger woman only to be cursed with a horrific legacy brought about by your blasphemous lovechild is such a modern example of a Greek Tragedy

[@TheMasterblah]

It's like poetry. It rhymes.

[@michaelgbandi1645]

Kratos, the God of war, I've been expecting you.

[@trumpflavourednugget9325]

Don't greek tragedies typically involve self-fulfilling prophecy?

[@SalvadorDolbyvsZAWARUDO]

@@trumpflavourednugget9325 Some, not all. A greek tragedy simply involves a person held in high regard failing through the story (through either personal choices, circumstance or otherwise).

[@trumpflavourednugget9325]

@@SalvadorDolbyvsZAWARUDO interesting, thanks for the insight.

[@hashashafashasha]

i love how much the "chris was spotted again" and "seemed to have changed locations" make chris chan sound like a cryptid

[@patrickkelmer6290]

He more or less is

[@bankaihampter2802]

It's insane to me that there are people tracking him down like this. Why do people care about him so much

[@ZeroDim]

​​@@bankaihampter2802Why do people do the same thing to EDP445? My guess is people just have a morbid curiosity with people who do evil acts while acting like they do.

[@caucasoidape8838]

I love how potato cam photos are also leaked before he's ready to reveal himself.

[@SupremeMetalOverlord]

@@ZeroDimDo I even want to now who that even is?

[@rosefulmadness]

as an art student, it's genuinely impressive how he hasn't improved absolutely nothing over the years, it takes a lot of effort to keep drawing that bad for that long

[@Nathan-rb3qp]

If anything, Ken Penders’s art skills got progressively worse over the years.

[@funnyWOMAB7048]

There's this triangle of artists who actively get worse at art and are lolcows and it's ChrisChan - Ken Penders - Andrew Hussie

[@asherscott3151]

Having the mental capacity of a small child will do that

[@Nathan-rb3qp]

@@funnyWOMAB7048 Who’s Andrew Hussie?

[@funnyWOMAB7048]

@@Nathan-rb3qp the guy who made homestuck, he's kind of vaguely a lolcow now and his artstyle basically completely disintegrated from drawing 8000s pages of that comic

[@Bexdrey]

'Boinking Barbussy' is both the worst and most hilarious phrase I have ever heard in my entire life.

[@Nobody-hc1rw]

Nauseated laughter, quite the experience must say.

[@masonbarnes48]

I nearly crashed my car when Tom spat that zinger out 😂

[@garymcderp1146]

😂 That one had me choking on my coffee.

[@eyeruscat9439]

Yeah, it’s probably my favorite line in the entire video.

[@cloudykid7278]

44:07

[@zhon5311]

Chris Chan is a lesson to not coddle your children, don't abuse your children, and get them the help they need before it's too late. Also don't let your kids use the internet lol

[@24-7traumacleaningandbiore3]

cucky tom

[@user-zm7zl9lc6j]

Kids should have some access to the internet since its something we use everyday and they need to learn how to use it, but it should obviously be monitored

[@zhon5311]

@@user-zm7zl9lc6j I agree. Moderation is key and giving them access at an appropriate age. I'd only want my child to have a cell phone as an emergency contact.

[@LowKeyJaded]

He’s more of a lesson as to why old women shouldn’t have children. “Barb” was in her 50s when she had him. By that point most women’s eggs are rotten and have a high likelyhood to produce children with mental and physical defects.

[@TheHollowBlade]

Imo the issue is chrischan is very very autistic. He is regarded… he should never have been allowed to be posting on the internet once he started to pull trolls and have trouble in life because of his unique character. Hes been manipulated and fucked with to insane degrees. After he got arrested he should be banned from posting anything on the internet or interacting with anyone on the internet. The justice system imo failed chris really bad if hes back on youtube after all the horrible things that happen. Guys like him, daniel larson and cyraxx should not be on the internet. They dont have the mental capability to be active online.

[@Locust13]

If Bob really had cut down the internet he would have saved his son's life.

[@llamaniaman4002]

And whatever Dignity his wife had left

[@whoknowswhocares885]

If he continued to be his parent, Chris would still be doomed.

[@kaimiz]

poor Barbara 😢

[@BasementPepperoni]

And his wife's ass

[@Lehanna]

The child was damaged goods since the day he was born

[@averyeml]

I hate all sides of the Chris Chan situation. I hate Chris Chan, I hate the people who poke at Chris Chan, I REALLY hate the people who feel they have the right to go walk up to that house when they know he’s in jail and poke at his mother who is in a questionable mental state, and I hate the system that can grow a Chris Chan and then not do anything about him until literal mom-boinking takes place. I genuinely don’t know why I watch these catch-up type videos but I do, every time. It’s like watching a car wreck

[@debeb5148]

Maybe you just morbidly like watching this crap unfold. I don't blame you.

[@thatprettysadgirl3141]

I feel the exact way I really hope everyone involved gets help like omg

[@jaredgarcia8638]

I couldn't have said it better myself.

[@misteral9045]

Except they didn't really do anything other than feed and shower him for a few months.

[@MrSocko-bh1jb]

Let`s be friends then. Lol Cereal now, I totally agree. But I would add that the "system" in question really didn`t do anything at all, even after "literal mom boinking took place" as you put it so fittingly. They took him in for a little while, (which was long overdue anyway btw.) woohoo, and then they just let him roam free again without an entry in the SA registry, without a trial, or any kind of punishment AT ALL, allowing this cretin to now claim everything from him being innocent, over it all being the trolls fault right up to him being freaking jesus who only went to jail for our sins FFS! Oh, and thereby also allowing him to mingle with minors again while he keeps grifting children and idiots alike like nothing ever happened while he doubles and tripples down on everything that made him a disgusting waste of space and oxygen in the first place, like spreading his wacko delusions to ppl of all ages. The last part is esp disturbing, since you never know who might pick up on that crap. I am talking mentally ill people/children who might not know better.

[@hahafunny8193]

Man i’d pay my whole life savings for chis to have a 1 one 1 talk with kanye convincing each other why they are god

[@ivetteperezjuarez6671]

Lmao 🤣

[@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334]

Screw insurance or my wedding or my kids college money this is more important

[@_lexxxxxx_]

Live stream it too so people can watch live

[@kronmantality]

The entire 8 bucks?

[@mooglerae32]

Can you imagine being called to jury duty, only to be selected for Chris' case and having to tell the judge that you already know about Chris and can't be on the jury?

[@amp4105]

I'd lie

[@boogiedaddy3434]

@@amp4105 Same, no way I would miss that opportunity.

[@Xornicus]

​@amp4105 I'd get in private in the back with the other jurors and be like no I know of this guy we need to put him away

[@workaccount8732]

only time I would lie to stay on jury duty, no question

[@workaccount8732]

@@amp4105 first time lying to stay on jury duty lol

[@StraightGangsta]

Chirs Chan feels like a darker and even more depressing parody of the Truman Show.

[@ZX3000GT1]

Except that instead of a parody, it's more like a horror true story equivalent of it.

[@leviticusprime4904]

@@ZX3000GT1surprised no one has tried to make a film about Chris Chan in a Truman show style movie.

[@foregroundeclipse8725]

​@@leviticusprime4904Please don't. Truman Show is a great movie. Don't taint a good movie with a degenerate lol. I beg of you. 😂

[@BONERCRUSHER]

No, Truman had NO IDEA his entire life was being watched almost 24/7 any and all private information of his was forcefully published, unbeknownst to him. 90% of the things we know about Chris have been given to us BY WILL. Sure messages/videos to "sweethearts" are private, but I mean come the fuck on. Chris wants his life to be the Truman show, the only reason that Chris grew as a lolcow is because HE HIMSELF posted on the internet, wanting to share his life and comic.

[@Travybear1989]

He REALLY needs to just avoid the internet altogether. Like move into a cabin in the middle of nowhere and have people deliver him food on a weekly basis. He was convinced to screw his mother with dementia, doesn't get much lower than that.

[@GlacierStripez]

I was released from my 5th admission into the psychiatric unit this past November and all of the other patients in there with me were more sane than this man.

[@DeadPixel1105]

Yeah, I've been in my local hospital's MHU a few times in adulthood, just for depression and severe anxiety. And that seems like how it was for most everyone else I ever met in there. There were a few really crazy people (like schizophrenics), but for the most part, the average patient in the MHU were just regular people who are going through some seriously difficult time in life and had a sort of breakdown. Struggling with depression or suicidal thoughts, so they got admitted for a week or two.

[@ItsHappyHourArchived]

Its not his sanity or mania. As crazy as it sounds. I believe he like most people with Autism are EXTREMELY sane, and have all The marbles upstairs. Their brains just are soo hard wired to think a certain way, or not comprehend things. So just the most bare basic of things will appear as normal to them and be mind boggling to everyone else. In this and the 3 hour documentary. I didnt see a man with no mental capacity to know. I saw the opposite. I saw a trully UNHINGED man, who stood by every single word he ever spoke, because he trully just diesnt understand how crazy it all sounds

[@michellechair]

​@@DeadPixel1105i was in a mhu for a bit over a week in march. met like 3 people with schizophrenia there...none of them had or have experienced delusions as wild and out of control as chris's. its actually insane that he isn't being taken as a serious issue

[@GranPepo]

Chris is psychotic, he is ill.

[@DeadPixel1105]

@@michellechair Good point! And unrelated to Chris, but I hope you're doing and feeling better now. Keep your head up and try to stay positive. Keep yourself busy and your mind occupied. It helps.

[@PenguTT44-sh2oe]

In 400 years we won't remember Mr. Beast. Chris Chan will be the Vincent Van Gough of the modern era.

[@donovanberserk4993]

His art will be studied in the most pretentious of art schools

[@Coristic121]

future sam'o'nellas will speak his name through microphones for content

[@ventkatczinsky]

Get that name out of your fawkin mouf.

[@robbmorrison7759]

History fact for you the Mona Lisa probably the most recognized and popular paintings in all time didn't become famous until one day at the louve in Paris there was a blank spot on the wall someone had stolen it and every single person was asking and curious and with all the publicity it garnered it the picture became the most famous in history

[@yomama2376]

So weird to me how many people just go to his moms house and stalk her while she’s clearly not in her right mind.

[@foregroundeclipse8725]

I wish someone would help Chris-chan's mom. They shouldn't be around eachother.

[@amp4105]

A-logs 🤷‍♂️

[@bluedragon8762]

Theyre the only reason people know chris was going back yo his house tho

[@joez.2794]

Disturbing number of people have the completely wrong idea what "trolling" is.

[@justjoshua5759]

They actively make the problem worse tbh.

[@ThatCrimeGuy]

Why didn't he just call his religion ChrisChanity... proper dropped the ball there...

[@canheaton]

😂

[@KillerRedVine]

I mean, his whole life is a dropped ball. So, it only makes sense.

[@shy404usernotfound]

Hahaha hahaha holy shit 😂

[@jamesphlames7498]

Oh hell no! Imagine if his tiny brain had actually come up with that. He would have been so smug about it and used it as pure evidence that he is, in fact, our true and honest Messiah.

[@IanNewYashaTheFinalAct]

If I wore a ChrisChanity belt, would it bend my duck? 🦆

[@TophinatorStreams]

Chris Chan’s life has become the ultimate South Park episode for the entire internet… it’s THAT bizarre.

[@Nathan-rb3qp]

This entire sorry excuse of a planet has become an even bigger parody than South Park.

[@ectoberd]

Nobody: Chris Chan historians: "Chris Chan had explosive diarrhea at exactly 2:00 pm on February 3, 2016"

[@JackMightExist]

Chris Chan isn’t a lolcow; he’s the entire pasture.

[@sampsqwantch4612]

the whole industry

[@24-7traumacleaningandbiore3]

cucky tom

[@LateNightTableCo]

He’s evolved to horrorcow at this point.

[@shuenshuen]

​@sampsqwantch4612 today I found out I'm vegan

[@Tony36271]

Old McDonald has gotten dark.

[@snowbunnie1113]

Chris keeps on coming back no matter how many times he’s put down. He’s like an phoenix…or a cockroach.

[@frank_calvert]

a cockroach with phoenix characteristics...

[@WarFoxThunder]

​@@frank_calvertyup

[@privat6613]

A summer ant

[@spacemanspiff4152]

a la DSP

[@DaddyHensei]

A fire Roach

[@princesspupcake1269]

Got whiplash learning Chris is in their 40's, Jesus dude.

[@mikafairystar]

Chris’ art not improving at is pretty impressive

[@Snakee423]

It has improved, but very little considering how much time has passed

[@DogmanEats]

43:37

[@McNahidas]

no i see some improvement, but little.

[@Tony36271]

Just when Tom thought he couldn't pump out another hour of Chris Chan content.

[@24-7traumacleaningandbiore3]

cucky tom

[@turboshazed7370]

It was 3

[@abrusild4335]

@@turboshazed7370 the comment doesn't necessarily state that it isn't true

[@Tony36271]

Dude yo! I haven't had over 100 likes in a long time!

[@whoknowswhocares885]

It will continue because Chris can somehow go lower than rock bottom and there will still be content about it.

[@wellingtonbruh3756]

Chris is like a chat AI that you managed to feed so much garbage Into that you permanently break him.

[@A_YouTube_Commenter]

A chat AI that got dropped on it's head and fed lead paint chips.

[@mcfarvo]

So a human intelligence with such a case as ChrisChan's ASD is essentially a lolcow GPT?

[@----.__]

Like an AI missing a minus sign, and is receiving a constant feed of negative feedback but interpreting it as positive feedback.

[@DeannaBanana]

This is actually.... Very accurate 🤣

[@cobaltprime9467]

Someone put a 2 in the binary code of Chris Chan.

[@alcatrazjyh6293]

Chris Chan: *returns to KZbin despite already ruining his reputation* Literally everyone: Meg, who let you back in the house?

[@DogmanEats]

43:37

[@crescendo5594]

Chris Chan is a two-fold lesson in how far people can fall and still not be at rock bottom, and how obsessive online trolls can be with the lives of the former.

[@kellylynn1902]

Honestly, we all should’ve guessed something was wrong when Chris said the “sex partner” had to remain a secret. When has Chris ever kept anything a secret lol

[@N99622]

I'm just glad it wasn't a child.

[@azmainshafiq1578]

​@@N99622still fucked up that it was their mother who has dementia, someone who wasnt fit to give consent. Also it was their BIOLOGICAL mother, which is fucked regardless if it was truly consenual or not.

[@drown_n]

@@azmainshafiq1578idk if they said it wasn’t messed up just that a smalll thin silver lining is that he didn’t hurt a kid and thus soil the entirety their life cuz of CSA. Both are wrong, and both are different 🤷‍♂️

[@teteteli107]

@N99622 I think it's just as bad tbh

[@chaosinc.382]

​@@N99622 How fucked is it that the severity of what he did is so bad that saying "Well it wasnt a kid" is still only a marginal improvement?

[@couch_potato9355]

“Sometimes, stories don’t have a point or moral. Some are just horrifying from beginning to end.”

[@jskywalker58]

i think one moral we could take from the chris chan story is be better, do better than his parents, do better than chris, and do better than the trolls

[@A_YouTube_Commenter]

​@@jskywalker58Yes. That's it.

[@theblackbaron4119]

​@@jskywalker58That's the easiest part: if you're not an autistic, degenerate, furry/zoophile. That has been dropped on his head then you're already miles ahead of him

[@BiggerBossN313]

Guys if you just think about what you’re doing you will be safe.

[@blacongaming588]

I’m glad I got the “obsessed with warhammer/Star Wars/lord of the rings/transformers/anime” autism, not the “terminally online sociopathic narcissist” autism.

[@anniemcguinn4018]

that's so hot

[@Fureccha]

That's so hot

[@varxyz]

That’s so hot

[@The_wheels_turn_ever_forward]

that's so hot.

[@raheeljamal1642]

That's so hot

[@Zirkuh]

15:05 I love how he wrote “thou” but then used “your” instead of “thy/thine.”

[@DogmanEats]

43:37

[@Cyanid3Child]

It's hilarious that Chris thinks everyone has sex dreams about their parents....nah bruh, that's just a you thing I think lolol

[@ImDayroom]

Everyone has/had sex dreams, about family is something else

[@andriesoliviier9529]

This is the most Freudian shit I have ever seen... And I watched a full length documentary on Penis Man 😵‍💫

[@compass2201]

​@@Svoorhout85hot

[@nightmare3711]

​​@@Svoorhout85I'm sorry, what??

[@bankaihampter2802]

I had

[@texansoda6229]

When I think of Chris not getting a job, unable to lift a dog house, being lazy to do chores, I get motivated and become productive.

[@andriesoliviier9529]

I think a higher put him on earth so that, in these trying times of self-doubt and insecurity, we can turn to him and say "Well, at least I'm not that $%@#&% up."

[@stephaniecoomey2356]

I doubt it, I’d bet money that you watch anime and suck down pot noodles

[@ridiculousrandy1401]

​@@andriesoliviier9529that's not entirely fair. His upbringing was fucked. He wasn't exactly set up for success. He's responsible for much of his shitty life, but don't forget who his parents were.

[@llamaniaman4002]

⁠@@ridiculousrandy1401 No one said otherwise. He's still a fuck up either way, and no one wants to be like him. His parents are a cautionary tale in themselves too.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

It’s not that hard to be more productive than Chris

[@Xenowolf8]

The entire Chris Chan saga really makes you think about the classic Spy Kids 2 quote “Do you think God stays up in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?”

[@nopsry9694]

Our justice system failed Barb. Horrendous. I can't imagine what sick monster could possibly do something like that to someone in her state. And then getting away with it? Absolutely insane.

[@christalcavanaugh]

It doesn’t matter if someone has a disability or not. If they are dangerous, they should not be free to reoffend.

[@isabellaeleina]

Ikr, he should be locked up

[@calamitysangfroid2407]

He doesn't just have a disability, his experiences with the trolls did so much damage to his psyche that he needs really specialised help. I think 10 years ago he might've had a chance to live normally in society with help. Now, after prison though? No way. The court should give him an identity change and cut off the internet's access to him entirely. Anything less is just irresponsible.

[@colonelschwartz3578]

@@calamitysangfroid2407I disagree cyber bullies don’t make you have sex with your dementia ridden mother he deserves the worst

[@whoknowswhocares885]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@calamitysangfroid2407 Dude, his life was a wreck even 10 years ago. Say what you will about the trolls, they didn’t help the situation but it was still Chris who escalated the worse parts of his life without any help or outside influence. Even without the trolls help Chris is not a good person and not sound of mind. Not to mention his parents kept feeding the conspiracy theory that the world was out to get him, when in reality most of the negative experiences he had with trolls could have been shaken off with common sense. Also he had a history of being a consistent nuscense to the community and had endless run ins with the law. (not troll influenced) The court don’t care about his wellbeing because a crazy person with a past criminal record is not top priority and to them not worth dropping money on.(but having him in a straight jacket should be mandatory.)

[@TheMetalGryphon]

@@whoknowswhocares885 sounds like your defending the lowlifes who continued to harass the lolcow that is chris chan. Chris chan needs to be kept in some form of facility that can keep him out of society at large while also getting him the treatment and help he needs, but at the end of the day saying that the trolls were irrelevant to his mental decline is absolute insanity. Those same trolls should be locked in the same place as chris chan, if not buried underneat the prison. This isnt to excuse the absolute depravity of chris' crimes, but to completely disregard the impact the trolls had on this outcome is pathetically stupid.

[@1970DAH]

4:34 Pretty funny to listen to Tom completely mispronouncing _négligée_ while simultaneously mocking Chris Chan for misspelling it.

[@mikaelafox6106]

😂😂😂 for real.

[@troudbalos333]

Well since it was written exactly like that, "negligee", he pronounced it pretty well... débile

[@SnozberryMuffins]

Just came here to say this 😂. It will forever be a negligeeeeeee in my mind now

[@ValiantGarton]

You too eh?

[@davinitall]

I’m 30 years old, and I remember laughing at Chrischan as a high schooler. Then I went to college, grew up, and forgot him. Then in 2021 the news came out and I was like “WTF he still is out there.” It’s just fucking tragic.

[@Powers3848]

I am the same age as him.... One would think that after everything that has happened through the years,. that he would wise up and stop it. But nothing ever registers. As long has he can get away with being this way, he will do it. Chris is not a good person, to say the least. But he has something more going on than just autism as well.. He is mentally challenged. How do you explain someone that graduated high school and college and still thought that the way to save unborn children was to recycle your own semen via drinking it. And he made that video when he was what?.. 27 - 28 years old?.... Still living with his mommy and daddy in a cluttered room filled to the brim with video games and toys and plushies. There is no saving this guy. The only one that can help him now is himself and i dont see that happening. Kids will just take advantage out of him because of some clout and hes going to be like the weird old man down the road that everybody laughs at like a freak show.

[@NatetheNintendofan]

Stop it get some help you need some too but he needs it more but you also need some if you're on the internet doing this bullying is not okay at all and I know that cuz I'm autistic I've been bullied for my life and it's not fun I'm not bullied that much cuz I'm in a specialized class I was when I was in school I was in a special class right away in school but the sad thing is they cannot find out I was autistic until I turned 11 but I was too late and mental hospital for 2 years but now everything's going pretty decent don't bully me on the internet please I just have no opinion that Chris ain't as bad as a person as you think I respect your opinion on him though you don't got to call me a monster for it it would be like saying I like Sonic 06 and then you say you don't but I don't like that game my favorite game is Terraria just wish I had a better gaming PC I get really good grades in school also I have a high GPA

[@protozoakid6219]

@@NatetheNintendofan I understand what you’re saying, bullying is wrong, but at the current moment the facts are he raped his elderly mother nearly 10 times. Before, the bullying of Chris was wrong and outright cruel, but he has gone past the point of no return. There is no hope of being a “good person” once you do your elderly mother, at that point you are horrible and there is no going back.

[@HangMrH]

@@protozoakid6219i am not gonna defend him, but this is clearly a psychological case of gaining dominanve over his mother, this guy doesn't deserve bullying he needs to be put into mental institution and get actual help or put out of misery, this ia beyond sad at this point

[@stinkystink9830]

​@@NatetheNintendofannobody asked

[@Miyakolover]

13:34 I doubt he knows how to use character AI, but if he wanted to he could create Sonichu and talk with him now.

[@robbmorrison7759]

Honestly do you want to give him that power the ability to make his fantasy become real think of the implications it could end the world as swe know it

[@Miyakolover]

@@robbmorrison7759 The world as we know it isn't all fun and games.

[@stephaniecoomey2356]

Bobs twirling in his grave like a rotisserie at this point

[@Sibaspapu]

XD

[@Mordeomaneater]

💀💀💀

[@ThatGSguy]

I'm starting to think Chris Chan is the closest thing we will ever get to an IRL SCP

[@Firguy]

What's an IRL SCP?

[@superscatboy]

There's a parasite poses as prey for fish, but lodges itself in the its throat and eats any food the host eats until the host dies before moving on to a new host. The world is full of SCP-esque entities

[@Firguy]

@@superscatboy What's an SCP?

[@superscatboy]

@@Firguy It's a collective creative writing thing on the internet. Google it, it's pretty interesting and entertaining.

[@tiamystic]

@@Firguy Secure, Contain, Protect

[@Wyatt_o7]

Chris dresses like a 6 yr old girl playing dress up with her mothers clothing lol.

[@bepatientIhaveautism]

not too far off tbh

[@righteousindifference3179]

Chrischan has ascended from standard absurdity into a level of strangeness that is beyond human constructs and systems.

[@sumfgg0tt678]

There was a somewhat recent live stream where someone asked about what he did to Barb and he just had the look of absolute shame. Like even in the mental state he’s in he knows what he did was evil.

[@24-7traumacleaningandbiore3]

cucky tom

[@karenbrown6348]

His long guilty look was satisfying for sure

[@cherub0nyx]

A court of law found him not guilty tho

[@Occam31]

@@cherub0nyxno it didn’t. The charges were dropped and therefore no judgement was rendered.

[@thirstly]

@@Occam31 it was dismissed and sealed. That’s a bigger statement of innocence from the courts than an acquittal. The court decided the case was so lacking in evidence that they not only didn’t want to hear it, but didn’t even want it on the record

[@bounceycake1]

Chris Chan and Boogie are the only two reasons I even know what a "Lolcow" is. My conclusion is that you never want to be one...

[@frayzard]

the subject of a real life truman show

[@turboshazed7370]

Ghetto asmr too

[@lasskinn474]

well, generally being a lolcow often includes being somehow sustained without having to work so there's that

[@Nate-kc2wf]

Boogie isn't anywhere near chris chan levels dude

[@kirbyjoe7484]

Have you seen Trump and Biden these days? The king and queen of lol cows. I let you decide which one is queen.

[@steamtasticvagabond474]

Chris Chan is in a cult with one member, they are both the cult leader and the devoted follower

[@MalfunctioningAndroid]

I like it how Chris believes every piece of fiction to be real, except ones which depict him as fat.

[@StraightOuttaLatveria]

The fact that this man ALLEGEDLY did what he did and isn't rotting in prison really shows how good the justice system is.

[@glasperle77]

I agree. But same with the trolls there who did horrendious criminal acts and manipulation and don't even get charged at all, just adds to that.

[@StraightOuttaLatveria]

​@@glasperle77true, they only sped up his spiral into insanity

[@FlavorTown952]

There is no “allegedly,” he did it and admitted it to multiple people and only now is trying to deny it. He was only released from jail (after 2 years) because there wasn’t really a proper charge for the specific act he committed; remember he wasn’t acquitted, they just couldn’t properly charge him

[@enterprisedavidcain]

Blame the democrats

[@StraightOuttaLatveria]

​@@FlavorTown952I said it that way to be funny, I'm fully aware of the fact that he %100 did what he did, that's why I said he should be in prison

[@Grimnir_x]

Chris Chan is a perfect example of why every parent needs to be on top of what their kids are doing online

[@Nezuchan07]

Nope I hate this guy he is an predator who creating sonichu that's how sonic community cyber terroist became toxic

[@Nezuchan07]

I hate gaming franchise I learned from documentary channels I hate tv shows and movies I don't remember all these characters all of entertainment garbage stuff anymore I must be nice brained at college Chris Chan is not your nostalgia deviantart is under Chris Chan control for making inflation bodies out of characters Thanks for these documentaries to learn me to others how to hate the entertainment internet toxic garbage stuff

[@Im2tiredforthis]

​@@Nezuchan07 what the hell

[@AdamA03]

​@@Nezuchan07me when I'm schizophrenic

[@maxdownforcemedia]

The goddamn skibidi toilet kids are gonna have a puddle of mush for a brain by the time they reach 18.

[@aiden7452]

Hearing you read the phrase "boinking barbussy" multiple times is causing me significant brain damage. Great video, never stop.

[@YourMom3K]

I've watched ChrisChan slowly descend into madness over the past 20+ years. I could have never imagined the turns their life has taken.

[@dylanchilders]

Chris Chan earnestly saying his “autisms been cured” is one of the funniest things ive seen in years

[@shinygiveaways1920]

YEAH

[@dimby2230]

Funny thing is, it isn't even the first time he's said that. He just always immediately contradicts the claim

[@stewboy69]

Bro doesn't even have mild autism at this point it's severe

[@NuttyTheKidd]

weed cures my autism💀

[@bronykingamethystrain5676]

And I bet if the whole thing with Snorlax didn't happen, Autism Speeks would use Chris as proof that they're hunt for an Autism cure is not a waste.

[@mr.gongastic]

It's insane that Chris Chan was released after what he did to his mother, and that are still people enabling him

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

It truly boggles my mind how people are willing to give that creep any amount of money during his livestreams when he should be locked up in a padded room where he clearly belongs.

[@ashley2913]

Those enabling him are also feeding into his delusions of being a woman. I got backlash for calling him what he is- a creepy man.

[@chaosinc.382]

Enabling AND defending him, go figure.

[@bluecometzola773]

and for what?@@chaosinc.382

[@cheapstardust5430]

the worst part is that it's really not a surprise when you look at statistics.. I pretty much knew he would get away with it tbh it's hard enough to get a conviction for rape with physical evidence (and Barb wasn't* in a mental state to testify/make a statement herself, which is really the only way rape charges have a chance of sticking); the way they piddled around on updating the public on Barb's status told me that they had *nothing* to actually keep Chris on. unfortunately, as much as the video of him LITERALLY ADMITTING TO IT should be enough, it just isn't when it actually gets to a courtroom. it's abhorrent smh

[@otakamerd1220]

The more than Chris progresses, the more worried I become about humanity

[@nicoler.4648]

He should have been charged with sexual assault or r-pe there was so way that woman could consent

[@Svoorhout85]

The only time I felt genuinely sorry for Chrischan, was during his "Autism manual" video. Describing how his mother would hug him when he didnt want to be touched, under the motto: "He will feel the love eventually."

[@SpaceLordLono]

I can only imagine its because back in the 90s i dont think the general populace understood Autism was even a thing.

[@FlavorsomeMusic]

I'm high functioning autist with a cluster B mother who tried the same thing, the difference is I'm independent and functional, and I was conscious enough to know it's wrong. She tried for 30 years to touch me, and I refused. It's genuinely uncomfortable to the point of being emotionally painful. I made her feel rejected, so she perceived me as an abuser, started saying all kinds of nasty lies to family about me cause how do you justify "My kid is mean with me because he don't want me to touch him" ? :D I had to sever the relationship with her, and my life feels... Normal now ? No one else minds that I don't like being touched or even being around other people. This isn't depression posting, more like hum.. Showing another side of what this attitude might lead to with an autistic person. I'm actually very happy nowadays. :D Respect people's boundaries friendos, even if they're your child. I loved my mother, and I don't anymore because she insists on breaking my boundaries even after I went no contact.

[@rasmusazu]

@@FlavorsomeMusic You're a grown person (I assume?) would be weird if people still touched you when you didnt want to. I think I'm on the spectrum myself. I have ADHD and I've never felt comfortable being social or even being around others. It drains me as if I had run 50 miles mentally. It took my mother years until she understood. Though, I also think its a coping mechanism for her. "Oh, he doesnt like to come visit or go out for dinner because hes likely autistic". Having something to blame it on often helps people accept it better. Though, it seems your mother took it as a slight and went the high school drama queen route of blaming you.

[@FlavorsomeMusic]

@@rasmusazu Yeah I am well into adulthood at this point, I started having these symptoms as a pre-teen. Social being draining is definitely how I would peg it, other symptoms include (at least for me) being unable to read social cues, always approaching situations like it's a problem of logic and numbers and the door to my appartment being like.. this uncrossable threshold, my home is a sanctuary to me, the only place where I really feel fully safe, and people crossing that threshold make me feel uncomfortable. I also build relationships more based on trust and shared interests than feelings ? I would say that I never felt my symptoms as a bad thing ? It's always external things that made me feel like it's bad ie: my mother, struggling to function in a work environment with other people, etc... You can also like.. become fairly well-liked by people and be part of a community without triggering these symptoms ? At this point, I manage a community of ~80 people online, and yeah, they perceive my communication style as harsh, but fair, and I am really good at resolving problems/moderation. Also, circling back to this appartment thing, I think people like this are very desirable to landlords, and I believe he identified it in me early, and picked me because of it. He definitely behaves with me like someone who knows what an autist is. He always communicates with me via texts, rarely does so and he only comes into my place if he really needs to. I hear all kinds of horror stories from the other tenants about party people, so yeah, you can be very desirable on a societal level. If you feel like you might be on the spectrum, then I suggest developing skills that you can exercise from home that you can potentially monetize, coding being a very, very obvious thing to recommend, and if you're more into art, electronic music and the like because of its logical/mathematical nature. ADHD is very commonly comorbid with high functioning autism for millenials and beyond. Ultimately though, I'm not a doctor!!!! If you have any doubts, go see one, don't listen to random strangers online too much. :D

[@anthonyschwartz1084]

@@rasmusazu Honestly who isn't on the spectrum to some degree, that we all think there are humans who don't just seems weird to me

[@crownclowncreations]

ChrisCham being out of jail is honestly terrifying.. He should be locked up in a mental institution before he hurts someone again.

[@foregroundeclipse8725]

What I'm saying

[@brianmurphy250]

Of Mice and Men. You know it’s gonna end horribly

[@Travybear1989]

Yeah, jail was a bad call for him. He should have got 10 years in a mental ward where he could have got the help he needed. A person like Chris Chan couldn't benefit from jail in the slightest. He needs INTENSE therapy and medication.

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

if Daniel Larson can freely roam the streets inflicting his almost-daily reign of terror on every establishment he visits, then Chris Chan becoming a "successful" streamer is no less implausible. Truly the ultimate timeline.

[@jooj3699]

At least they’re not out of jail in your city. I literally live in Richmond and people post on the local Reddit when they see them around.

[@lancemartinez1130]

Chris was born in 1982 which is probably why he jumped to Sonichu issue 82

[@bearb1asting]

Chris Chan was a Rick and Morty plotline. Think about that, but not to hard.

[@PeripheralVisionary]

Flutter is one of the most enigmatic people in the post-prison Saga. She has an uncanny ability to avoid clear photos of herself and can seemingly handle Chris. Whatever her game is, I am deeply impressed.

[@jacobislucas]

She’s bigfoot’s child obviously

[@uastyrdzhii]

The retard handler

[@neilcicieregamybel0ved]

shes a cryptid

[@Post_Punk]

happy sugar life pfp, very nice

[@pixeldraws]

new SCP dropped fr

[@piratebear3126]

Reminder that Barb used to force Chris to cuddle with her even once he was an adult and that she threatened to unalive the first time he went to a convention overnight when he was in his 20s. She wanted him around and reliant on her forever, and the monkey paw curled its finger for her. Failures from top to bottom got a severely mentally ill person.

[@SpaceLordLono]

Codependency is toxic

[@dixiekitsune8382]

Granted, we only have Chris Chan's word for this.

[@andriesoliviier9529]

Nice literary reference.

[@ScrimmyScrimmy]

This

[@RR-on4sk]

According to who? The abuser?

[@liminal-cc3go]

How has Barb been left alone back in that house??? Seriously?? Idc if she’s an awful person (she is), she still shouldn’t be left to rot alone with dementia and unable to care for herself. That’s not what a civilized society does. We have to be better than that.

[@nothobbesmufc949]

we have homeless vets with severe mental illness not getting help but the woman who abused her autistic son deserves better?

[@kittyqueenofdoom]

When he “speaks in tongues” he sounds like Doodblebob.

[@PabloPerez-yn7us]

I don't even smoke but halfway through the video I started looking for a nonexistent pack of cigarettes in my pockets after what I listened to

[@jaxjaxattaxx]

Omg I’m only 7:00 in, how could get worse than inc+st ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@hayleymcgough8567]

same for me it was alcohol I was about speed run alcoholism

[@Fureccha]

The addiction is calling your name

[@shanem91]

There's no way I've been hearing about Chris Chan since 2009. There's just no way

[@patrickkelmer6290]

I actually first heard about him in 2009 when I discovered the Encyclopædia Dramatica, but never looked into him until Rose of Dawn made a video about him in 2019. I’ve been a Christorian since then.

[@omgods1]

He has that same gaze as my 80 year old grandad with onset alzheimers

[@TheWeebinar]

Seems like the Dunning-Kruger effect, except it just won't stop. What an absolutely horrific 58 minutes, thanks for braving the darkness.

[@benvos2458]

“Chris is managing to monetize his own insanity in real time, and there’s absolutely nothing that anyone can do about it” is such a great line, though it is hella sad.

[@Jatkins6396]

Add that to pile of Chris-related sentences that have never before been uttered in history

[@informitas0117]

He clearly won. He's a genuinely horrible person, a criminal, insane and has been harassed for decades, but he still won. I don't know how, but he draws pictures, play with clay, and game, and is winning. Just, ignore his chances, and win. Justice is fake. Mathematics are meaningless.

[@Alex_the_Dad]

​@@informitas0117when you put it that way he almost sounds kinda based...like against all odds he was still successful in many regards. Which furthers my proof that god is dead

[@cloudykid7278]

34:28

[@Lola_Nico]

I’m just grateful that Tom used male pronouns for Chris. Had to quit watching other KZbinrs like TheGamerFromMars because he’s uses “she/her” for Chris. Totally inconsiderate of female victims of SA such as Chris’s own mom.

[@Machiavelli20101]

We could’ve had it all….he could’ve been gone for good, but when the world needed him gone and buried, he returned.

[@24-7traumacleaningandbiore3]

cucky tom

[@violetsparkles5453]

He’s like the reverse avatar

[@chrislupker8346]

He’s worse

[@Kaylaw9]

How did he not get prison time

[@bankaihampter2802]

This is not what we wanted, but it is what we deserve

[@shierubea]

I have to listen to this like a podcast because just looking at him for some reason fills me with the most uncomfortable horror.

[@corkiedog100]

The insanely loud burp caught me so off guard and sent me into a laughing fit for a solid 5 minutes

[@SwaggyG_2102]

Whenever I hear about Chris Chan, it makes me wonder what would've happened if Barbara was the one who died first and how life would've been if Chris was with Bob nowadays.

[@NakedOwl501]

Probably would have been a lot more homosexual in nature.

[@Naptosis]

I reckon Bob would have performed a 2,089 week abortıon if Chris tried to bum him.

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Chris’s life would have still ended as a massive train wreck.

[@jskywalker58]

what i wonder is how chris would have turned out if his parents did a better job raising him, taking him to special schools and doctors that could handle kids with his autism and keeping him off the internet.

[@ZeroDim]

​@@jskywalker58we don't hear about those kids we only hear about the ones like Chris is Chris did have all that help we wouldn't even know what his life would be cuz we wouldn't have ever heard about him

[@Essiebessy]

i cannot comprehend how many times homie prolly sat in front of various professionals and yet and still none of them had the ability to keep him in a facility.

[@mcfarvo]

The current trend in Western Civilization is to almost always opt for the least invasive outpatient intervention (often to the point of negligence) and they go so far as to redefine terms and disorders in their diagnostic manuals/guidelines (e.g. APA DSM V) to remove disorders from clinical definitions to leave more and more psychological disorders off the table of treatment altogether...

[@NathanTruby]

Somebody call the SCP, we got a rogue entity.

[@bioticjedi3864]

This is what happens when you don't properly treat autism

[@MilleniumOfTheComet]

This is an example of why neurodivergent people need proper resources as they are growing up to help them properly socialize as adults within the means of their neurodivergence and why society is horribly ableist.

[@ToxicJelly9]

Chris is also just a horrible person, he isn't exempt from blame due to his neurodivergence

[@JohnGalt916]

Heres the thing the internet will never get. All their meddling and crap will 100% ruin a case. Its literally why EDP is hanging out at middle schools and not in prison.

[@nothing4mepls973]

Bullshit. If the courts haven't learned to deal with cases getting public attention yet, that's on them.

[@JohnGalt916]

​@@nothing4mepls973we get it you're 15 and don't understand the law and civil rights are not based off random internet people's opinions.

[@nothing4mepls973]

@JohnGalt916 Correct!

[@JesusChristDenton]

@@JohnGalt916 why don't you understand extreme publicity can negatively influence a court case. no shit the law isnt based on internet idiot's opinions, thats not what he was saying

[@replexity]

@@JesusChristDenton Isn’t it deemed a mistrial if the jury is presumed to have been exposed to biased information of the case outside of court? I feel like I remember that happening with Rittenhouse. I heard the judge ask the jury to not consume any news about the trial when they went home a time or two. Maybe I’m misremembering what he said made it a mistrial (I think I’m using the correct terminology) & ultimately ruled that he could not be made to stand trial again.

[@freebretth]

It figures that Chris’s family would have dogs that bark like they’re mourning the dead.

[@survivorsfederation4346]

This is why children should not have unrestricted access to the internet ever.

[@ntinosaggelopoulos6718]

Not only that

[@dreampop626]

This may be my favorite video by you, thank you Mr Tom

[@DrakeKillah]

Chris Chan should be receiving care in a professional institution... It should really scare anyone living in The US, to know that you can become *this* mentally ill, and still receive absolutely zero help. You'll be left to your own devices, until you do something that will give the authorities reason to put you in prison... Do people really think prison is the right place for someone like Chris Chan, or should he be put somewhere he can receive the help he needs, to not be a danger to himself and others?

[@foregroundeclipse8725]

While I do agree with you mostly, Chris Chan is far too gone. I feel there's no way to help him be normal . There is no way to help him become a functional member in society . I'm not trying to be an asshole, but the guy is very mentally unwell and he is a danger to others . I feel he needs to be institutionalized in a hospital and live the rest of his life there . For the sake of everyone. Sorry if this comes off very harsh. But the guy already hurt his mother. I don't want him hurting any more people.

[@amp4105]

Ikr

[@somekindofdude1130]

You are right but everyone likes hating on someone and empathy is hard.

[@debeb5148]

@@amp4105 Empathy here serves no purpose though. Chris Chan is a person who just doesn't fit in society. He needs to be locked away, there's no help you can give him.

[@jazzygaming420]

@@foregroundeclipse8725 if he wouldve gotten help in his earlier life aka BEING MONITORED, a whole lot of misery couldve been prevented.

[@GlizzyAssassin]

I'm an Oldbag who's been following Chris since 2008. There hasn't been a single moment in all that time where I haven't physically cringed when he's brought up. Honestly impressive

[@stephaniecoomey2356]

What I find cringe is you’ve wasted the last 15 years of your life. Gtfo the internet big rig

[@comradesam3382]

Im shaking in shock by the fact he is back, when he was arrested I taught, wanted it to finally be over, he may finally get an actual chance to improve, to leave the internet....

[@Cincy32]

Same here. Another year & Chris will have been a part of my life for a majority of my life. Middle age is weird but literally everything is now.

[@0101wTV]

Chris needs a license to use the internet.

[@ooftime2557]

Eating while watchin this video was probably one of the worst decisions in my life, right after thinking that chris chan will EVER get better

[@cinnamontoast1586]

At least you didn't hear about self inflicted taint wound while eating It still haunts me

[@sp1ky58]

"My autism has been cured" No the fuck it hasn't

[@alexd9134]

He really straightfaced said that while wearing a dress

[@debeb5148]

I would love to say it is just to consider this fuck non autistic.

[@miken8876]

I feel like that moment when Chris got that donation where he was confronted with the fact he raped barb, what I believe is happening is it almost seems like it’s the first time it ever sunk in. The emotion almost seemed like straight horror to me. I wonder if that was the first time someone used the word rape to explain it to him. It seems like he’s realizing for the first time that yes, what he did was rape his mom. He looks genuinely horrified, like I’m certain he would be when he realized he is rapist. It’s like he’s finally realizing how horrifically dark and disturbed he truly is, like he’s terrified of what he’s done and what he’s capable of. That clip was very disturbing to me.

[@A_YouTube_Commenter]

A "moment of clarity". Horrifying absolute clarity.

[@livc.6761]

As some one coming in not knowing too much about this situation, where can you find that clip?

[@barontexmex6613]

​@@livc.6761 38:10

[@miken8876]

@@livc.6761 just try looking up “Chris Chan confronted about incest,” or something like that here on KZbin

[@MexicanMapper2009]

the fact i live in Virginia with Chris being free is scary

[@kematch935]

Main Character Syndrome, never goes away.

[@MsPurji313]

The biggest thing to take away is, other than people brought to this person by the internet, no one has cared about this family for a long time. The time for outside family or friends to step in and help was probably back in the 90s. There is no further care or protection order for Barbra because someone has to pay for it and care enough to help getting these things rolling. There is no long term care for Chris because he is not "sick enough" for the systems we have in place which are not amazing anyway. Every angle of this story and history is one that showcases failure. Failure of parenting, personal responsibility, systems of government....just acres of failure. Chris-chan will never fail to make me feel very sad, grossed out, and slightly angry.

[@ragsdale710]

The thing is they only got on with one person in their family, I think barbs sister who died. All the children from Bob and barbs pervious marriages hated them.

[@jessip8654]

​@ragsdale710 yeah it's really telling that none of Chris's siblings have stepped in to help. Like they could not care less if Chris (and Barb) rot.

[@LigmaLapis]

Chris Chan is the definition of never back down, never give up.

[@naingaung2748]

“NEVER WHAT?!” 😂

[@jamieweir645]

We out here!

[@superscatboy]

"Believe in yourself!" "You can be whatever you want to be!"

[@Zhrzhljak]

>ACK, troonchris.

[@Vero_V.official]

Damn it came back ? I did not expect this to be on my 2024 list.... 😟😟😟😟😟

[@nina20044]

youre the only youtube commentator i still listen to. Most of them now are either lazy or not impartial. I love all the effort you put into these videos

[@mcnultyssobercompanion6372]

"Commonly referred to as 'The Temple'...." It's a cliche but I really did almost spit out my Sprite on that one.

[@yungmango5194]

Same ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@DogmanEats]

43:37

[@TheDigitalApple]

Recently (as in last Tuesday) Keffal’s decided to interview Chris Chan, unsurprisingly it was a disaster not to mention Keffal’s tried to claim Chris doing his mom was a fake made by trolls!

[@milkymilk2884]

The Kiwifarms bit made me actually laugh out loud. Keffals and Chris are both deeply mentally ill strange individuals, but the humor they have provided is beyond compare tbh

[@Mostie-ev7oh]

Then there’s the delusional $100,000 Christory tax Keffals has for if you want the full unreleased interview.

[@TheDigitalApple]

@@Mostie-ev7oh Keffal’s “jokingly” admitted she’d likely spend it on her drug addiction.

[@GatorMilk]

​@@TheDigitalApple*he'd

[@NakedOwl501]

Keffals and Chris share one thing in common: they are oxygen thieves.

[@yung_wise5861]

I lost it at "...he would update the 10 commandments" 💀🤣💀🤣💀

[@graciesmom62]

Nice job, Turkey Tom. Despite all of the many docs that I’ve seen, you were able to find fresh content about Chris that I’ve never seen before. Thank you !

[@ForgottenLore]

Chris really needs psychiatric help and assisted accommodation, or this cycle of criminal/deranged behaviour will just go unpunished for years.

[@Interloper783]

I've been drawing for years, and I can see improvement through time, but I still think I'm just getting to a point where I'm happy to share work for more than just getting critique, and it is genuinely fucking impressive how Chris just hasn't improved, I think it takes more effort to stay that bad at art than to improve whatsoever in 2 decades.

[@foregroundeclipse8725]

That's great dude. Keep at it. I'm also trying to get better at drawling. My problem is lack of consistency. I need to force myself to keep drawling everyday until I hopefully make improvement and progress. I'm wishing you luck on you're drawling journey . I hope you make it .

[@A_YouTube_Commenter]

I noticed that as well. It shows something isn't developing there. In his psyche/brain. That part of the brain is impaired. It's stuck on a preK level.

[@atom8248]

​​@@foregroundeclipse8725Consistency can help but the most important thing is studying with a goal. I have improved a lot from just studying anatomy and doing studies from photo-references now and then.

[@superhobo666]

He's literally developmentally stunted, at best he'll probably be mentally a troubled teenager(with the impulse control to match) for the rest of his life, but at some point he's going to decline and get worse.

[@isuckatusernames4297]

yeah, been drawing for a few months and I've noticed the improvements. my theory is that eitheir there's some fuckery with the brain making progress physically impossible for chris or he never actually spends much time drawing nor does he do it evdryday.

[@titon7608]

The one liners in this video are unreal. This is probably one of the few times a video has made me audibly laugh. The "Unless covid has been making people zesty" in response to the demented claims of a vaccine for being gay predicting the pandemic was hilarious.

[@faroffspring2430]

4:35 hahaha the irony of making fun of Chris for pronouncing it wrong while you're also pronouncing it wrong. Neg-li-jay not neg-li-jee.

[@curtisss]

I thought I was having a stroke when he said that 😂

[@CmdrVoltaire]

Chris-chan is someone who just needs to...GO AWAY. I don't want him dead, I do think he should have been kept in jail...but right now, I just want him to disappear. This man/woman/whatever needs to vanish from the public eye, go into supervised care, remove all traces of himself from the internet. For both the world's sake...and for his.

[@jazzwilliams7040]

You sound a lot like a false prophet that is wanting to deprive the world of the return of its savior, Mrs. Christine W. Chandler Sonichu, Goddess of the Nations of Cwcville, Comma, and the Commodore Consoles. Or the slightly shorter Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu - CPU blue heart.

[@nezzled]

​@@jazzwilliams7040found the Chris Chan alt account

[@randomuser9883]

@@jazzwilliams7040Womp Womp

[@bronykingamethystrain5676]

@@jazzwilliams7040 A real transwoman doesn't transition to make it easier to hook up with other women like Chris did. Why do you think the Trans community disavow him?

[@foregroundeclipse8725]

@@bronykingamethystrain5676 Thank you! What I'm saying! As a trans person I'm disgusted with Chris-Chan. We don't claim him. 😭

[@joepotato3782]

Chris is now a Horrorcow.

[@PerpetuallyTori]

The whole debacle of Chris Chan’s “life” is enough to make someone decide to never have children. What a perfect storm!

[@ashleydevore5514]

I was racking my brain trying to remember who Chris Chan was and then you dropped the Sonichu and I almost fell over. This guy is too much.