Chris D'Elia - Unloading at the Soho Grand in New York City

[@JamesMcNulty]

I legitimately laugh-cried. So descriptive.

[@megaskyburst]

James McNulty 😂

[@finechina2110]

" the contractions are happening closer together" lmao 😂

[@alefer0130]

Fuck I have re-play this video because I somehow missed that.

[@lillianrose3692]

The irony of him wearing a shirt that says undefeated while telling this story is amazing

[@Eralen00]

The fact that he still does his speech intonations while he'd doing the gurgling is so hilarious to me

[@SurahOnline]

*LOL his stomach sound effect was pretty good!* 😂

[@evanabbott2737]

Hahaha “see? That was longer than the first one...”😂

[@mic7able]

I always thought other comedians were talking about a porn star "Crystal Leia'.

[@stevewailthorp8919]

Mick G. This is fucking hilarious

[@youtubeluver2561]

Mick G. Lol 😆

[@dis4doughnuts372]

Wow! I was just thinking how his name sounded like that, then I saw this comment. Life rips bro

[@darkwebgirl]

"Bathrooms everywhere it's New York City" mate sometimes I don't even leave my apartment just for the sake of knowing I have bathroom access...there are NO PUBLIC BATHROOMS in New York City 😭 A lot of Starbucks don't even have em 😭

[@evanabbott2737]

Wow....🤔

[@Underscoreunderscorex]

Chris Erdman FS U

[@justfetus]

I've never seen a Starbucks without a bathroom, assuming it's not like airport-stand sized.

[@Bad_At_Parties]

But...it's New York City...

[@toddjohnson566]

Jeremey Renner song when he sits on the toilet. And you know we don’t say his name here.

[@MacAoidh4]

My favourite clip of all time

[@toricruzmendiola986]

Imagine going to work in nyc and you see Chris D'Elia sprint pass you and you watch this later on, to find out he was about to shit his pants.

[@LS-vz5fi]

I come back to watch this at least once a month hahaha.

[@939edm3]

Picturing Chris doing a hair blowin full sprint on a busy ny morning is hilarious because ppl probably think he’s late for work, but he’s actually about to go guhgunk some toilet water.

[@estout324]

"Uh huh, ya shittin ya pants eeeWAY to much, uhhh, sooobad."

[@1standlast]

WHAT I WANT YOU'VE GOT BUT IT MIGHT BE HAAAARD TO HANDLE

[@andersonash9059]

Autumn Mastin BUT LIKE THE FLAME THAT BURNS THE CANDLE THE CANDLE FEEDS THE FLAME YEAH YEAH

[@heyitsoscarito4418]

Did anyone see a chihuahua running around here? He has anxiety and can’t be alon... oh shit so sorry. WHAT I’VE GOT’S FULL STOCK OF THOUGHTS AND DREAMS THAT SCATTER

[@Guey98]

R E L A T A B L E

[@Kacy101]

No views but 36 comments. Uhhh sss’ clearly been viewed.

[@ChildishGambeaner]

Literally happens with every popular KZbin video

[@Xpzilla]

I love this language so much

[@moos9019]

@Martin Kai y’bad pers?

[@rsrexkwondo2326]

That poop voice is now my ringtone.

[@daveconatty9940]

0:09 seconds in, and I pissed myself laughing!! I'm pissed I can only like this video once!

[@evanabbott2737]

Hahahaha

[@DoppSkates]

I'm glad eminem is doing podcasts now

[@rg-mf1pg]

He is so strangely serious like not even a smile through out the story

[@ianbentley6545]

This story is the best to listen to while you’re unloading...try it.

[@rashidjurgens9992]

9:07 best Pablo Francisco impression ever!

[@drivewaystar6485]

It was. You sparked some deep memories for me with that comment, I'm off to watch old pablo clips now

[@lylewalker5681]

I read this as 'Unloading ON the Soho...' immediately, and boy is this different.

[@krendo5793]

the old pant-pull jumping spin shit, been there many a time

[@dontpanic9261]

I cried s'ard laughing.

[@immarypoppinsyall6225]

Almost threw up laughing at this. haha

[@CYMotorsport]

The greatest case study of live mixed media podcasts ever in this clip 😂

[@Loke6661666246]

Been there, done that. I never drink coffee if I'm not at a location that doesn't have a bathroom.

[@salusa_secundus]

Story telling at its finest!

[@jasontrejo9545]

Decision gotta be made when you hear#The stomach noises . .

[@RomanThaDroman]

Bruh that fuckin song gets me every time lmao

[@brodyharris7631]

Ur stories never cease to fucking amaze me lol

[@sealife12]

This clip coaxed the morning shit out of me thanks Chris

[@mrgoodguy0]

I was unloading as I watched this

[@evanabbott2737]

That’s what’s UP👍🤔

[@megaskyburst]

Died multiple times during this 😂

[@thufirhawat84]

the gatling gun sound effects 😅 😂 🤣😭 but its your sphincter 😅 😂 🤣😭💀. Also the relief feeling after you re done , dude should be a invented as a new drug. ADF. The after defecation feeling.

[@conduit89]

Honestly I can’t believe I watched this video in its entirety.

[@Pena_5682]

You had a George Brett moment

[@yew2oob954]

I thought he had to shit because he saw a freshly washed car.

[@jjay6432]

😂

[@Nuxunumo]

one please!

[@Lnch4ALion]

Gatlin gun , soo funny

[@youngexorcist]

i always wondered how or why someone would do a total paint job

[@RC-pe9yv]

😂😂😂 your best story yet. I’m still laughing.

[@RC-pe9yv]

“Oh make America great again “ 😂😂😂

[@MacAoidh4]

100%

[@ShavHD]

this could have used a ..........BLAST!

[@user-fn6rn2zs5j]

this has happened to me so many times it's unreal

[@Xpzilla]

8:50 his minigun impression 💀

[@dalboe1874]

You got that ibs

[@jamesdoz8633]

Brooooo you are fucking killing me bc 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm gonna pop a fucking rib listing to this guy 💀

[@AtticusColdfield]

I los it so hard on a Gatling gun, I'm literally crying

[@mic7able]

Any other Brits think he was doing a soup dragon impression at 3:00?

[@TheTravelledSoul]

Ur a hilarious storyteller

[@Syndrum]

This 100% made me have to shit just now.

[@PerfectHeels]

Hahaha in fucking stitches. I know this sitch too well

[@carsonemery1846]

What’s the up beat song he keeps playing

[@lillinsey100]

Carson Emery it’s a hall and oates song that you make my dreams come true song

[@christiemccurley7185]

Ahahaha ..my dad drove a truck and he had to "unload"....he pulled the truck over went into a burger king and as he pulled his pants down he sprayed the toliet and wall......then he made a quick secret get away.

[@matthewowens4412]

Wearing his undefeated shirt lmaooo

[@vitocorleone1462]

Contractions haha

[@timesize]

S’not New York, to think you can just find a bathroom real quick there 🤣

[@NoTimeToExplain-]

Every person who has shit themselves has said to themselves before they shit themselves "maybe I should go to the bathroom-- Nah"

[@zanekidd4394]

You never go fast bro, gravity will fuck you

[@CroElectroStile]

Dude i know you want to be an action star, but you need to make comedy movies or sum, because you are hilarious!

[@DetectiveStablerSVU]

Were you wearing a leather jacket and no socks? Who are our pitchers today?

[@youtubeluver2561]

Probably the greasy bagel sandwich that did ur stomach in NYC doesn’t get going until around noon. Residents are out at clubs late at night during the week

[@evanabbott2737]

What a weird city🤔

[@evanabbott2737]

When are those people gonna grow up??😁

[@youtubeluver2561]

Evan Abbott exactly! But pretty much true. They go out during the week because they know weekends are lots of tourists. What boggles my brain is......do any of them work the next day......or r they all silver spoon grown ups that never worked a day in their life?

[@thegoosaroo4290]

Amazing shit, literally!

[@andybrooding4706]

You should share this story with George Brett.

[@g.s777]

Yo every time I have to pee or shit once you see that toilet your body just releases.

[@extrasmalldoll654]

This is Emily, his ex-wife and I will always laugh the hardest at this story.

[@rg-mf1pg]

Wtf

[@frostybrew13]

Weird

[@dontpanic9261]

Lies.

[@evanabbott2737]

Nah....

[@agathacathartese7041]

Such a strange thing to do

[@Xpzilla]

5:21 angry

[@900thornzxsirlabs5]

9:06

[@RENTFREEVANPLAN]

I laughed the entire video holy fuck

[@niad9295]

And I thought the story of my mom shitting on herself in the car with her boyfriend was bad....

[@dominicleone560]

Splint or sprint? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@blueriver4484]

Grrrlo grrllo grrlllllooo

[@joshuahaydon5312]

With all the stomachs problem stories, I think you might have IBS or UC

[@coreymonday1375]

As a former married man thinking back to my complicated married life i would never put up with the bs that comes with marriage

[@aidenwehmeyer1665]

ccool story...

[@coreymonday1375]

...I have zero memory of writing this in fact I don't know who wrote this maybe a sad friend of mine because I've never even been married...wtf

[@bushrasiraj1659]

Lmaooo so nasty

[@Shinryuken15]

Sss'insecure the way he's looking at his hair

[@brodyharris7631]

No views but already has 42 likes....ehhhhhhhhh

[@Lnch4ALion]

It doesn't update in real time doofus

[@nuurahk83]

s'algorithm

[@BryceChillis]

he used to be married?

[@dontpanic9261]

Mmmmmmm not a baby. M'kaaaaayyyy.

[@SystemofaDowns]

🤘🇨🇦🤘

[@blueriver4484]

Actually sometimes its kinda hard to find a public bathroom in nyc. But ok.

[@Monstrobeads]

Who are the pitchers in this game? S'shitty

[@prodadasmusic]

no views, 120 likes? s'ehhhhKZbin?

[@peacelove6671]

How is possible to have likes and comments and 0 views at this point dafuq youtube ... Hire me instead those cheaps ass robots 🤖

[@blownnbetter4822]

You ate a street bagel and washed it down with some dirty street coffee. Did you not think you were going to have the bubble guts? Sssssss tarded.... I also shit myself once a year on average 🤷‍♂️

[@sandacalin1252]

create some parody you would be funny

[@CorkScrewer]

Worst George Brett story ever

[@EricaJoyArts]

😍

[@jizzjazzyjoshbigfootprints8921]

Farst

[@golden-sun]

😍

[@timesize]

S’not New York, to think you can just find a bathroom real quick there 🤣