Chris D'Elia Reacts to Clapping Being Replaced by Jazz Hands

[@avinashsharma4743]

Jazz hands are offensive to blind people as they can't hear someone appreciating something.

[@flankspeed]

Yeah, where would Stevie Wonder have got to? ^_^

[@harmondushane7290]

@@flankspeed lmao I'm imagining stevie wonder finishing a song and being confused because everyone is doing jazz hands

[@flankspeed]

@@harmondushane7290 Yep : "....SUPERRRRSTITION AIN'T THE WAAAAAAAAAY...!" *Stony silence* "Godammit, I really thought I had a hit this time. ..."

[@kujo1978lol]

Death Metal hands are more offensive.

[@MrPetepeeters101]

@@harmondushane7290 lol

[@seesidesummerhouse6112]

When your life is too easy and privileged you start to invent stupid problems.

[@Knightwingofbludhaven]

Seeside Summerhouse struggle is either real or contrived, and those never experience real struggle contrive it to seem interesting

[@knowbuddy0]

@@Knightwingofbludhaven exactly that's why identity politics is the main topic now. They are running out of things to marginalize people who speak out. If you disagree your eaither racist, homophobic, intolerant, etc. The only thing that actually affects all the rich kids in politics is words.

[@sneesus98]

@No Name man I always think about the brave men of world war one when I see bitchy behavior or being that way myself, no excuses nowadays, life is easy in comparison to what those men had to do

[@evanabbott2737]

Exactly. End of story.😑👍

[@evanabbott2737]

Steven Ryan me too dude, both of my grandfathers fought in WW2, these soft, SOFT people have no idea what they’re doing....😑

[@ShawnFerrell]

If clapping hurts your ears, the concert probably makes your head explode.

[@robertjohnson8250]

They're going to ban concerts next.. or make it to where you have to read the lyrics from a screen on stage so as not to hurt the ears of .1% with sensory issues in the crowd...

[@petedawg111]

@@robertjohnson8250 umm, excuse me. Check your reading privilege you asshole.

[@OTSOBerg-pn5gm]

@@petedawg111 and your sight privilege.

[@mspoints4fre123]

Let's adjust 99.9% of society because .1% has an issue. Makes sense.

[@Earthad23]

Bob Saget let’s marginalize normal people !

[@evanabbott2737]

Exactly. “OH, JUST BECAUSE!”🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@raginggamer7207]

Or just get rid of them???

[@eliteprotojay]

We as a society have literally been doing this exact thing about a wide variety of topics and I wish it would stop, I have examples but it’s 2020 now I wouldn’t want to “offend” anyone, I’m almost scared to say “triggered” because someone else I’m sure will tell me about how it reminds them about school shootings and I’ll be blamed for encouraging people to shoot up schools 🤷🏽‍♂️ I genuinely believe people have become so sensitive to the point this joke would be taken seriously by some people.

[@DekkarJr]

Am I the only mentally ill person taking her xanax and paxil and being fucking normal??

[@gperrin9050]

jazz hands are prejudiced against people with carpal tunnel syndrome.

[@fargotua13]

but can they really clap instead, mate?

[@Sinnbad21]

Here’s my dumb argument for not using jazz hands. Jazz hands has always been looked at as a very effeminate thing to do. A man would be looked at as a “fairy boy” for doing it. Therefore seeing a bunch of straight men doing this would be considered homosexual appropriation and would offend the gays. We would appropriate their culture. The argument I just made is fucking stupid and is grasping at straws but that’s because this dumb broad is using the same method. Using her logic you could find a reason not to do anything bcuz it could be offensive to one person across the world. Ugh I hate her so much. The Pussification of America is too real

[@Sinnbad21]

fargotua13 They probably can’t clap either. So now we have to ban both clapping and jazz hands because a people with carpal tunnel are excluded and will feel left out even more.

[@fargotua13]

​@@Sinnbad21 I guess I'll start to rattle my jewelry...

[@iwatchyoutube6539]

@@Sinnbad21 that woman is obviously not british

[@JohnDoe-cd6ro]

Chris' different English accents are everything.

[@jb400years4]

The Revolution Will Not Be KZbind Im like damn does he sit there and watch British tv for research on accents

[@MrJonsonville5]

They're at least something, that's for sure.

[@jackthomas2865]

The Revolution Will Not Be KZbind it’s hilarious how much he sounds like Nigel Farage. He’s a British politician for those who might not know haha

[@Usafpararescue96]

Ayy I love that profile pic

[@JohnDoe-cd6ro]

@@Usafpararescue96 Thanks brother.

[@atedejong5620]

I get anxiety when a room full of people starts "jazz handing" 🤐🤐

[@robdon3472]

"Jazz handing" isn't a term. It's jazzing your hands

[@DekkarJr]

When I got anxiety, I realize, well shit I didn't take my medication D:(

[@robertmcdonald8042]

I hate when there's no tissues and I get Jazz on my hands

[@barringtonfisher87]

I'd think I was having a fever dream & start screaming

[@philmehrart]

Yea but you have vision privilege

[@runarantila9415]

"As soon as you say jazz handsss you lose the argument. Even if the argument is about jazz handsss" Damn right

[@Bearbox102]

I don’t think these people are real at this point

[@Kbwintyy]

Primomemo C they just don’t have anything better to do lol

[@lavenderllamamusic]

i think it starts and ends in college campuses tbh. i have yet to meet anyone like this in actual public

[@CorbCorbin]

Iain Sinfield So, they call the police and report clapping?

[@kamwalker6296]

We really are in a simulation but when they change reality you're attacked by crazy people instead of agents #MatrixReferenceJokr

[@pjmathison9787]

Lavender Llama good point. It’s just the craziest people make the best tv by triggering both sides. It’s like when news says that twitter exploded when like 4 people retweeted something and after becomes national news everyone’s getting upset on both sides forgetting that like 4 people retweeted it at the start

[@MrMentholSlim]

pretty sure people with sensory processing issues severe enough that clapping causes a complete meltdown, arnt going to concerts.

[@bobbysran4835]

Cuz clapping is the Brit’s most serious issue going on

[@ronniew945]

Stabbing

[@TheDantheman12121]

@@ronniew945 Nah clapping trumps stabbing. A few months ago a woman and man murdered two of her children. She tried to murder them all and this is what gets the coverage. it is the sickest shit i have heard in a long time and clapping is what gets the coverage. Look it up it was in sheffield.

[@steroe7965]

Ambrose yep. Right near me. It was her and her half brother she was fucking

[@TommyLeeHeane]

Cool bobby! Ya got us. Brexits pretty important too you dunce.

[@TheDantheman12121]

@@steroe7965 My son goes to hartley brook and that morning i had to walk from top of road cus police where there blocking the road off. The first thing that was reported on it by any news came from me as i contacted them asking if they knew what was going on. Obviously this is before we knew what happened. The shit i have read in the paper about what happened will haunt me for a long time.

[@georgeianta2088]

Should we ban hands? Hands are at the root of clapping, pointing, bird-flipping, nose-picking and other offensive behavior

[@evanabbott2737]

Oh, they’d totally agree with that! Cause they’re INSANE.😑🖕

[@prisonmike729]

At this point I wouldn’t doubt they just ban everything

[@robertjohnson8250]

next they're going to ban toilet paper & wiping your own ass because it's offensive to amputees or people w/birth defects.... OH, and concerts & music in public places should be banned too!

[@gavinedit8722]

Also used to abused WoMeN - PRO HANDS IS ANTI WOMEN!

[@suburbantaco]

Take it all the way man, just kill everyone! No more suffering

[@CChissel]

But how will blind people know what’s going on? Do we have to say “JAZZ HANDSSSS” when we do it? I’m not gay enough for that yet.

[@ItsNessaTho]

😂🤦🏾‍♀️

[@joegadberry3924]

Keyword...yet

[@dominickschrute3084]

Well if its not too gay for archer.... m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/en7Zd2ZqbpKlhc0

[@petesahad3028]

I immediately imagened Peter Griffin go, "JAZZ HANDSSS!" 😂

[@troyray7136]

Idk why but I read “jazz hands” in nick swardsons voice

[@iamgeminijoker]

"Everyone in the room is a little bit more dumb, for having heard what she said"

[@Cnupoc]

"You did it Nigel."

[@coriderlukeyboy72]

Cnupoc one note nigel

[@TheJzai]

If they can’t handle the sound of applause, they definitely can’t handle being in a theatre, concert, cinema etc.

[@lorereview]

It seems like chris is fighting with an imaginary person across from him.

[@reyd.8439]

It's a mirror

[@DaygoG]

It's his British mate, cheers.

[@georgeianta2088]

Of course, they could just get up on stage and say "Hi Xeveryone!"

[@ejhqqtetjha]

He often does.

[@Groucho3321]

If jazz hands were implemented 70 years ago, Ray Charles would've killed himself thinking his music was really bad.

[@MarnieWithSnakes]

The impression of that guy that kept going “oh gosh” hit me on a different level. Also spot on accents. One note Nigel was perfect.

[@TheRSTD1]

It’s time to replace clapping with synchronized farting.

[@TwiggehTV]

YES.

[@toddgarver5397]

The first one to shart ruins it for everyone lol

[@DekkarJr]

@@toddgarver5397 Welp. I ruined it for everybody ! D:< shit mah chair just now

[@waledali434]

This is offensive to Jews since they have bigger nostrils

[@jcbsalexyahoo]

i wish i could fart on command. more then anything

[@peepumsgum3970]

I’m laughing at the thought of thousands of people all silently jazz handing Chris as he enters his comedy special. “Ladies and Gentlemen, Chris D’Elia!” (Soft flapping sounds as he quietly walks out on a creaky stage)

[@covertkings3529]

Peepums Gum LMAO 😂😂😂

[@bkw1133]

🤣 howling

[@topsecret5110]

@baby bean _ if I heard you say that to my face, I wouldn't call you crazy

[@Morale_Booster]

Hahaha a creaky stage!!

[@julianjefferson8135]

Hilarious

[@jeffcook2570]

Who's down with me to get a whole audience to only do jazz hands at Chris all show long?

[@ashvsthedeadite6091]

I wish you all the luck that world!

[@dominictrento8770]

let’s run it

[@kwonj126]

Just don't do it at ari's show he will dose you all

[@NewYorkFloridaMan]

Let's go

[@coolbreezelb5023]

👐🏻

[@bustanutonya]

“What if she said tasers,tasers and we throw bologna at your face” lmao

[@ChevyLaxMan]

Dissapointed I had to scroll this far down to thumbs this up

[@SacForCaius]

Not gonna like because 69 likes, but big fan

[@wolferine6466]

Chris sounds just like Russel Brand when he does the British accent 😂

[@williammerritt6937]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[@red_boum]

he sounds like a half deaf elderly man

[@UnbelievablyGauche]

And he IS Bill Hicks when he does his own accent.

[@khakimzhanmiras]

British accent should be banned because it’s a) a reminder of the oppressive British empire b) is a personal attack on me and my midwestern accent

[@MartinEiken]

Well to be fair, Chris was trying to sound like the most obnoxious, pseudo-intellectual british person imaginable, and Russell Brand is that guy

[@samuelkim5703]

People with purple or green hair are not to be taken seriously.

[@ethanp9068]

Truest comment I’ve seen

[@jessiewalker8547]

Thank you

[@chilibronson7921]

Incels that think they're Joker mad af right now

[@barrjag]

Wow that’s racist against people with different hair colors. How’s it feel being a bigot???? Your an outcast to society. Racist

[@alexchalko3488]

But they're expressing their individuality man...

[@cicada7788]

Petition to have Chris do an English accent for an entire podcast Sign here______

[@zking2929]

JOHN HANCOCK

[@cjc1193]

Hey if we’re replacing clapping I wouldn’t mind jazz-handsing them cheeks

[@Jiff321]

Im dead. lol

[@mickyguy157]

🤗

[@FlorecentTurtle]

legendary

[@lavenderllamamusic]

W

[@toddgarver5397]

I can make that ass clap

[@zach6367]

I'm in favour of getting rid of clapping. If we replace it with pointing and laughing.

[@Eametsa]

lol

[@DDRwoodwork]

swear chris's english accent is getting better

[@henrypollock7987]

American russel brand

[@DDRwoodwork]

@@henrypollock7987 i don't know about that but i'm sure russel brand would make it to the log cabin

[@laylarami2739]

Makes him way hotter

[@Yophillips3272]

He sounds exactly like Ferris Buller's friend talking to the principal on the phone.

[@domone8521]

Really?

[@13lood13ath]

This is the darkest timeline.

[@AdamWarIock]

Looks like he does his podcast in a sauna. Like he waits for everyone to leave and the air to clear before he brings his mic in.

[@allyreneeful]

Hangs his sign up on the wall and gets started

[@FlorecentTurtle]

It’s just fucking all wood. Straight pine dude.

[@aidensaroka7268]

This video’s actual purpose was for Chris to work on his British Accent.

[@golden-sun]

When Chris looks like a kid on Christmas in the thumbnail you know it's good

[@longleaf9943]

Honestly its the news. We use to ignore these people, not put them on tv.

[@riotbat]

But we live in the offended era. Your either offended by everything or you like watching people that are and then making fun of them for it. So the news puts them on time and time again because we keep watching it. We want to see how stupid people can really be. It's frustrating and hilarious and we all die inside a little every day.

[@longleaf9943]

@@riotbat Really good point. I guess we all need to shoulder some of the blame.

[@random1725]

She hasn't had a proper silly goose time yet. Show her the way

[@wavetech_]

I volunteer

[@HarryDetective]

Imagine being at a concert, in a room of 10,000 people, all doing jazz hands..

[@tyler2059]

Ban clapping? Finally catching up to Callens stand up shows

[@iwatchyoutube6539]

You mean schaubs lol?

[@shanemeyer7989]

Well, Callen is the oldest person in the world. Makes sense.

[@carlosmembreno7831]

Burn 🔥

[@MANWITDABAG]

Lol

[@PhilosopherFool]

Her argument knocked the wind out of that dude

[@BlxxdLeaf]

Wouldn't it be great if they had a live audience, and every time she ended a sentence they all clapped. She'd be confused as to if they were on her side or messing with her xD

[@jchiero2]

I often find myself watching this. I’ve seen it prolly 30 times and i laugh my ass off everytime. Im on an escalator with ya Chris. Miss you

[@dakillacharisma]

Just relistened to this after over a year. Holy shit I am right there with you. This shit is too funny

[@ctatum_]

I can't hear the guy saying "OOh" and its making m'blood boil

[@joshuadesjardins8294]

How great would it be of someome in the studio clapped after she made that argument

[@ethanbaranitsky61]

Is this a British accent or a Russell Brand impression

[@slightlygone]

When Chris gets to do his British voice, it’s always a good thing 👍🏼

[@kylecyrek7327]

The potential look on that ladies face when someone whistles with their fingers, keeps me going to events.

[@radacious29]

It's been less than a week since this episode came out but I've already been saying "you did it Nigel" whenever I accomplish the most plain of tasks

[@Jake-gx6hm]

They do this all the time this show, they get guests on to talk about issues that they know aren't even debated but they know enraging people over superficial topics is the easiest way to get views.

[@leozombolo950]

Might be one of the funniest clips congratulations has had

[@chadedward5009]

You really need to do more reactions to some of the debates on that program 😂😂

[@chadedward5009]

Chief Ebans it would be a shame if he didn’t react to that haha

[@miriaminverardi1260]

She shouldn't come to Italy: we clap and cheer for ANYTHING

[@mariosdimos2402]

Ma che stai a di

[@miriaminverardi1260]

@@mariosdimos2402 Personalmente ho notato che in Italia, rispetto a molti altri paesi, si applaude/fa casino molto di più: si applaude quando l'aereo atterra, si suona il clacson quando si vede l'auto di due sposi, addirittura nel mio corso di studi si applaude alla fine del corso di ogni professore. Non so, probabilmente abbiamo solo esperienze diverse

[@zak5941]

Chris’ English accent is a decent mick jagger impression lol

[@outofbody6797]

Dude you had me in tears last night cacklin like a mad man in my garage. Bro. Do not stop this podcast 😂😂😂😂😂

[@darceybaxter1626]

Your british accent and dolphin impressions are really good.

[@dasgoofinhiemer5039]

never trust anyone who moves their head around in an aggressive manner while explaining anything, they are BSC.

[@fabiowarlock]

@Tomie Do you see how she moves her head?

[@fabiowarlock]

@Tomie I don't know

[@dasgoofinhiemer5039]

bat shit crazy

[@asyouwere553]

As a brit I Loved the British accent Haha. "You know what I mean" Spot on 👌🏻

[@billyblah8507]

4:32 I was so offended by how hard she placed her hands together. For a second I thought she was going to clap. 👏

[@MrJesseBell]

When I argue that free will doesn’t exist, I often end up giving the same final answer... “life rips”

[@joelmccord]

I agree let’s get rid of clapping for hand jobs.

[@teejay3698]

Lmao " yeah that's smart, she's real smart.." 😂

[@jeremypifer1587]

Chris never got picked for kickball as a child.

[@JMaruska]

"We don't clap here" 😂🤣

[@mcmacshalfilya]

I applaud your comment 👏

[@WarriorEsoteric]

Let’s just all walk on eggshells for the rest of eternity in case someone gets frightened

[@thinkzombiegillman]

"I PICKED A SIDE" imitate Ad! Don't know if that was on purpose but a great cut!

[@frankcastrogiovanni9271]

I swear people wake up like “ok what can i be offended about or who can i be offended for today?”

[@efjefe]

So i can't clap in a room of 100 people because ONE person may have issies with loud noises? Yep.

[@jamiem9843]

Sound about right. Even tho you'd think people that have these issues probably wouldn't attend events like that in the first place. Clapping isn't the only loud thing that happens. The whole program is probably loud.

[@ForOrAgainstUs]

I appreciate you going in with a blank slate and not immediately looking to prejudge the clearly wrong side. You give a chance for the argument, and I respect that.

[@Lolagevideos]

Presenter: She was diagnosed with autism when she was 23 Chris: Cool.. Omg Chris, it's that subtle comedy that fucking kills me. Man you are good to watch :)

[@tpconstruction9536]

You look like luka magnotta

[@wolfen888]

imagine being at a rock concert. Yeah, clapping is what’s going to set someone off. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ It’s like a 6 year old came up with this

[@vitocorleone1462]

Imagine a live football game with no cheering or clapping, just the sound of the ball and a bunch of jazz hands

[@handofgod9386]

I’ll bring my taser and bologna just wishing a muthafucker would clap!

[@shanemeyer7989]

Top hats would check out tho

[@remotecabinstudios]

There’s been construction outside my apartment for weeks, I need to go out there and tell them to stop building with loud equipment and start using jazz hands. I’m sure it will go well.

[@Tannishbrown]

By a sign of jazz hands let’s see who the winner is

[@Rasmustheforest]

8:21 you've been working on your Bart Krysnhler impression, pretty spot on man!

[@isCarsonMiller]

3:44 I thought we lost him there for a second.

[@plasticghast2760]

I’m just blown away at how well he can do a British accent

[@trickshotfamily]

DEAD AT 6:06 LOL!!

[@pobretomate3090]

"When you say jazz hands, you lose the argument" I didn't click on this video expecting to learn something, but I sure as hell did today lol

[@prisonmike729]

Once I saw the lady with purple hair it explains everything for me

[@japiknows2279]

How do you not have 1million + subs??? I’m in stitches bro!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@npsychiatrist]

Completely silent audience waving their hands and smling. Another great reason to feel awkward on stage.

[@Jleon1983]

If people in a crowd did jazz hands I'd lock up my door from the outside so I can't get out of my home.

[@jp_AZ3152]

You are quite funny Sir...seriously. I watch your vids almost everyday and eryday u make me laugh

[@karlmoody4891]

Are you a fucking Brit?

[@justinstewart1986]

I’m still here...... waiting.... for a new episode of “Congratulations.” Missing you, brother. I sure could use your humor right now.

[@makerstudios5456]

I love Chris’ English accents. “Nophing, nophing at awl!”

[@CoreyWilson]

I just love how his British accent for the guy saying “oh” sounds just like Thurston Howell from Gilligan’s island 😂 I was expecting him to randomly call someone “lovey”

[@tonnymalangisha162]

The amount of times he paused/cut that video wow my blood pressure shot up

[@cameronlowrey9371]

Ive only seen a few of his videos but i noticed that too. Chris seems to do that alot and its super irritating. He has some decent content but im not sure its healthy for me to keep watching his stuff. I dunno maybe ill just never watch him again, maybe i will. 3 seconds, talk, rewind, talk 3 seconds talk, rewind, talk 3 seconds.....

[@julian2624]

Just started watching these videos the last few weeks, classic banter

[@DaP84]

There is a revolutionary invention called earplugs!

[@Anex9286]

4:46 I'm absolutely fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lallijohnslallijohns5124]

4:44 that clapping sound you did triggerd me so hard. plz use jazz hands next time Chris

[@handofgod9386]

Somebody please tase him and throw bologna in his face!

[@shanemeyer7989]

Don't Tase Me and Throw Bologna on my Face, Bro!

[@gailduvall]

I laugh harder each time I watch this😂😂😂!!

[@melissak8892]

I struggle with using a spoon and require everyone to eat their soup with chopsticks. We don't use spoons here, sir.

[@BrekkaJones24]

As a one in a million double amputee I require that every human being on this planet stop using things with their hands and literally change human civilization back to what it was in the stone age. Because m'virtue and m'notanazi

[@melissak8892]

@@BrekkaJones24 don't you WANT to be inclusive and make the world a better place?!!

[@ghxstories299]

I absolutely love when he starts roasting "one-note Nigel" 🤣🤣🤣

[@VampliFyer]

'Jazz hands' are offensive because they are not inclusive to all genres of music and body parts.

[@AmalAmal]

when he imitated the man w the british accent i was bawling. the only podcast that can make me burst with laughter at work. so fucking good. i wish he’d do a whole episode in that voice. the part when he said “i hope i’m dead before that implements” i cant stop thinking about it and laugh randomly

[@dylanlol3501]

I think Chris’s stand up is terrible but he’s hilarious when he’s acting natural on his podcast

[@fumbles1294]

Because stand up is dead.. All the good jokes are taken

[@nathanm.8823]

I'm the opposite.

[@lyns5247]

Nobody asked ya wet sock, turn ‘round

[@cozycouchpro]

Dylan lol irrelevant

[@dylanlol3501]

Charlie Hausfeld your parents named you Charlie

[@bennypradda7543]

He comes out in Netflix’s “You” season 2

[@xpledgeturnprestigex]

I feel like Chris' English accent is mostly based on Guy Ritchie films haha

[@cheesvake6887]

Chris is the best at extending jokes

[@rayednie3961]

You did it Nigel! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ricardocastanheira9959]

Ray Ednie 😂😂😂 the most british name on the planet too

[@iwatchyoutube6539]

@@ricardocastanheira9959 liam disagrees lol

[@sircharizardiii9079]

“And I’m mad already...” 🤣