Chris D'Elia Reacts to The Most F***** Up Instagram Post of the Week [6/3/19]

[@danielfadavi]

"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am," is a Cormac McCarthy quote in 'All the Pretty Horses .' She stole the quote too,

[@doeyjiaz4798]

Good on you, friend-o

[@tensegritywill]

Barely liked the quote to begin with. Nice research

[@William.H.Bonney]

Hilarious

[@jaygio]

Ok... you made yourself sound even dumber than she did by quoting something that she definitely, 100% does not even know about except for you. Dont try so hard... the point was made. When dudes like you leave comments like that which are wrong to begin with, you come off a super fanboy.

[@danielfadavi]

@@jaygio the cap just sounded like something I read before.

[@puppetsoftherealm4742]

The fact that she Bragg's about herself endlessly then at the end she calls herself humble and thinks she can change every one's mind with that one word is so very not humble.

[@TheEvan890]

Or intelligent

[@damianwierzbicki2415]

Maaan this is so funny to me. I had an Armenian buddy back in school and his favourite film was Scarface and he would ALWAYS talk about respect. And we loved to disrespect him by making fun of Armenia and the fact that he had a full on beard by the time he was 13. S'Armenian.

[@tlh1981]

Girl power is exhausting.

[@ass2mouthallday]

And stupid.

[@curtismartin9054]

3rd wave Feminism has made 99% of women undatable.

[@chunkydumper6156]

@Roland Deschain Trying eh's'hard to be an alpha on KZbin. S'sad.

[@OrriG]

@@curtismartin9054 maybe it's you?

[@joenic2791]

Queen of wahhh? Lol

[@mikewhiskee3498]

When you’re good you’ll tell everyone When you’re great they’ll tell you

[@zo0mba6]

2019 was peak year for this podcast I keep coming back to these old segments

[@Lafuerza_V]

Yup, it’s just not the same anymore

[@bartvy]

That laugh never gets old..

[@maureenstrelau8851]

Some advice for single guys...Never date a girl whose Daddy still calls her "Princess" and treats her as such, chances are 1. She believes it. and 2. She'll expect you to carry on the tradition....same advice for women who guys say "You remind me of my mom."...RUN! fast...and far

[@maureenstrelau8851]

@therainman777 nope...married long time....this is just from watching my adult children date..lol

[@maureenstrelau8851]

@therainman777 yup...I stay out of my kids relationships...but wow there have been some doozies...lol

[@andrewlopez3309]

Actually good advice I’m surprised i never thought of it like that lol

[@antnee8377]

"Smashed law school....." 10 to 1 this Bird will NEVER pass the Bar Exam...

[@MegaBrny]

You're doing God's work Chris

[@Calmer573]

lol

[@EvWuzhere]

I actually laughed out loud when chris said "you dont know that...you could die or something"

[@mudmann10121]

So...do we get to see the Instagram post?

[@Classified302]

Robert Andrew Sinclair her insta is xlindalux

[@Jonqen]

she looked fucked up

[@bradleyfolds6413]

7 years in law school. WTF !!! It's only 3

[@DriveByGuy]

Yeah, it’s usually seven years of school TOTAL. First you get your bachelor’s degree (four years), and then you get your Juris Doctor (usually three years). She has no clue what she’s talking about.

[@ErinLMiller]

She's on the Van Wilder plan in Law School.

[@toniraiser4519]

It is 7 in Germany

[@Elizabeth-hv4po]

living in glendale that armenian bit was hilarious

[@tlh1981]

Yasss! Slay Queen! #PodcastGoals

[@Tsakan2]

That Armenian bit was too real. Dying

[@Tcb315]

Chris please do a segment on fitness influencers instagram captions, they’re the worst I stg😂

[@haroonabassi1821]

Amen

[@davidpetrosyan9286]

Tomtherapgod 10 He has a bit about it in his Netflix special

[@jackstevenson4679]

Love this dude. One of the funniest comedians out there. Enjoy the KZbin videos and both Netflix specials were fire.

[@DanRyanCarter]

He's even sitting the Armenian way in the Scarface photo lmao

[@tensegritywill]

Chris!! I'm a waiter in L.A. I can speak a solid 30 mins on Armenians. The rest of the U.S. doesn't get it.

[@justincase5583]

No..we get it.. L.A. is a dumpster fire.. 🤟🏼

[@Nicholasjordanbergmann]

You know all the dislikes are Bryan callens spam accounts

[@ksrhys-]

that's the most armenian thing you could ever say

[@pik2362]

“Persians”, *shows saudi arabian prince*

[@Ironman829]

I love you whoever made this channel

[@jaketaylor1044]

You should include pictures of the posts/comments

[@iansmith4924]

Then KZbin will probably get pressured to take him off of KZbin because of it. Those types of individuals ain't got no sense of humor. The only thing they got is herpes.

[@billtine5906]

A real queen doesn't have to tell you she's a queen via insta..

[@doeyjiaz4798]

But how else would anybody know? Shes too busy "out there grinding" and "gettin hers"

[@dandangelo3537]

Second best quote of all time behind.. “Ittt dddiiiiddddddnntttt* maaaakkeeeee aaaaa dennntttttttttt” “Can’t tell If someone’s mouth is open from far away you just get a bone doggy”

[@dandangelo3537]

therainman777 you are absolutely correct wow I fucked that up thank you for keeping me in check Damnit I can’t type*

[@stevedadaian]

I'm Armenian and this had me rolling lmaoo

[@billdelfera8580]

Love this segment and this podcast. I feel bad I'm cheating on my boy Theo Von but you suckered me in with the dark arts Daddy. I'm officially a cult member now

[@ayoutubechannul]

Same babies

[@johnreagan7596]

this is what a bright future looks like? i dont go up in your house and bring my bright future up in your face. disrespectful.

[@thatlady8037]

The most contagious laugh of all time.

[@muftitufti458]

Chris has the funniest outlook on almost anything

[@brucestark8998]

Thanks for no single-use plastic cup anymore!! Amazing 10/10, instant like

[@scotts7235]

You enjoy laughing at you're own thoughts as much as me . Respect !

[@eaglebreath5430]

3:35...that silence explains it all

[@ovojayledge]

You had dinner, that's what happened. Lmfao

[@megamachine7818]

i repeatedly come back to this video just to watch chris laugh his fucking ass off at armenians. i don't think i've seen him laugh harder than he does in this video and it cracks me up everytime cuz its so true

[@mikeo5003]

no one laughs at a Chris D'Elia joke as much as Chris D'Elia

[@antnee8377]

"First u get the respect & only then u get the family plan!" Fucken DEAD. LMAO

[@Samuel-qn5yd]

His laugh is PURE gold 😂😂

[@liaades9452]

Chris knows more about Armenians than Armenians know about Armenians.

[@somalikanye8642]

Love this segment haha

[@dylandrake5352]

I love how he wraps it up with "this is a cult dude", in an almost concerned sounding way

[@qutipiecx]

9:59 “i have a friend… one of my bestfriends. Persian, and he’s just like ‘youh know broh??’ “ 😭😹😹

[@Doodchillbro]

shoutout to chris' armenian HAYASPORA t shirt. brought me here.

[@joshtexx]

Bro the Armenian bit killed me. Literally laughing out loud with my AirPods in at work

[@Guiltyconscience83]

I'm just grateful to be so humble.

[@kostasdiamantopoulos9606]

God im so grateful chris delia exists

[@PlanetJigobotTV]

Hey Chris, don't disrespect me talking about what we talk about. Really disrespectful.

[@cosmotect]

Its funny hearing what the most Armenian-American thing one can say is, cause I am a Russian-Armenian, and our shtick is totally diffeeent

[@DanRyanCarter]

Yoga mats in the tall grass was my favorite part. I always imagine those enactments as voice overs on a cartoon animation of what's being described. So damn funny.

[@beaugerst]

You were just randomly in my recommendations... (subscribed)

[@dls1324]

Honey, as an Armenian, I thought you were spot on & hilarious 😂 Anytime you’d like to chill with us head to Carousel or Phoenicia in Glendale. That’s where you’ll be laughing. People can’t take everything seriously; we live once. Calm it. Great one 😂🙌🏻

[@prod.cruzomg1782]

Her whole caption was a paradox

[@nickgnr1273]

I’m Assyrian and I dressed up like Scarface for Halloween so he’s 100% right

[@lj2.095]

Nickgnr 1 he said Armenian, no?

[@dexterg90]

That armenian bit had my ass laughing hard and I work with one

[@TheCdrey]

I love the descrptions in these videos

[@flashhhh3090]

Literally a literal literist

[@garnikbarseghyan7371]

Chris is saying that he likes to hang out with us Armenians, because he knows of the outragous barbecuing 😁

[@evanmadson]

"No queens running a clothing line" hahaha

[@loodlebop]

I wanted to see her post lol

[@sandaliovirenees6991]

His arminian impersonation😂😂😂😂😂

[@whyishow]

Is this the official congrats clip channel?

[@jaxbeckett4872]

I literally get off work everyday and wait to watch this podcast LOL.

[@SirCouchus]

That Armenian disrespect part was funny as h

[@TheDantheman12121]

New dog "say hello to my little friend". He has been waiting two weeks for a friend to come over just so he can say it.

[@almightysosa3007]

The irony of a KING Bach ad popping up on the video is unbearable

[@alexmoyers5049]

"I mean you, don't know that... who knows.... could die." LMAO

[@phelimoneill1864]

“Could die....yanno” 😂😂 I’m fucking dying

[@thevillainarcx]

She’s FaceTuned her way to “WTF IS THAT?”

[@CoenBijpost]

People take life too seriously. Making fun of something makes it relatable and easier to think about.

[@camcam2920]

He is such a goddamn gem.

[@johnbushwick9724]

Soo can we have the pic or username from instagram?

[@delacruz45ify]

John Bushwick xlindalux

[@projectOMA]

@@delacruz45ify - holy shit! She looks like a skeleton from a horror movie with a shit ton of makeup and bronzer.

[@ahmeds218]

@@delacruz45ify fam how teach me the stalking ways😂😂

[@GregFowlerPlus]

@@projectOMA Dude, she could impale a dude with that sharp-ass modified "chin" and dem tittayz look like they have the consitency of still-drying concrete. What an abomination!

[@cathyrigby9848]

Is she the free legal defense? Because if THAT is representing me in a court of law, I am dead....

[@pogothebear6808]

Idk If anyone remembers this, but the perfect description of the Persian guy he is talking about is the Persian guy from Entourage.

[@OccumsChainsaw]

Even if Chris D’elia gets hated by fans, I still appreciate the fact he said that “we are all in this together”. Love to hear talk like that and wish more powerful voices would do the same! Good job Chris! 😃

[@TAYGARD69]

17:04 "Linda you deserve some fuckin" hahah

[@Olivina330]

"There's some fuckin yoga mats in the tall grass go do it outside." I am crying laughing

[@tylerkaylor276]

His legs open like a 🐈 lolol

[@86NERD]

my phone skipped the video ahead when I got out the car & I thought it was another video

[@badbud2330]

Hey man I'm an armenian and I dont understand what you say this things about us we are all about respect. I dont say shit about americans and all that shit... you dont respect us we are the kings of the world. everywhere we go all listen to us. and kings cant stay together so we spread out and become kings in other countries. Did you ever see armenian who works for someone? everyone works for us and for jews

[@ReliantX]

~ 7:00 you know something is going to be insanely funny when Chris dies laughing just thinking of the joke lol. He did that at a show in Albany for nearly 5 minutes trying to get a joke out lmao

[@mrfahrenheit2006]

Armenians say “BRO” bro, not “dog” bro

[@Underleaf76]

While playing this video tap the number 2 on your number pad repeatedly, then hit 9 to close it out.... you're welcome.

[@shinigamitkd]

My sisters friend calls herself queen, my insides shiver when I hear it. She needs a "shoulda had a V8" moment. Lol

[@hamzariazuddin424]

totally agree with those armenian jokes so funny but also wht he said is it comes from a place of love and friendhsip....its so true...I love a joke about different cultures because people who are actually interconnected between cultures can do that...people who arent connected in that way arent that close!!

[@sfgooner70]

Why does he keep jumping back and forth between Persians and Armenians?

[@jordan_velasquez]

S'good segment but your shoulders look a couple inches higher!

[@josiahgold]

Chris what watch do you wear?

[@jomomma89]

I wanna go to the log cabin 😂

[@dylanl747]

“Will continue to...- I mean, you don’t know that.” BaaaahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSS

[@MGTOWGreatestHits]

‘Yer had sum drinks’

[@Street-cj6cv]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂I'm dying laughing at your laugh more than the jokes!!!

[@nathanm.8823]

King ding a ling knows how to lay some pipe.

[@Underleaf76]

You just described the way I sleep, so what does that mean?

[@xXMYxSWAGGXx]

"I mean, you dont know that" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 BLANCA

[@steec6713]

Say hello to me little friend, he's the manager, he will help you

[@jamesdoz8633]

Bro got me crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sfgooner70]

That armenian/ persian joke only works in LA as well. If he did that in NY he'd have to switch it to Italian americans or albanians. They love scarface too. I'm persian, but I don't have a hard on for Scarface. Kinda surprised to hear they do in LA, but Persians in LA are pretty much the west coast version of a guido, with more money.

[@TrainOp213]

We need an Armenian quote of the week

[@MyNamesEman]

"only then- then--- then you can get, uh, the family plan with the mobile" so fucking funny.

[@DriveByGuy]

As someone whose degree plan is pre law, I can guarantee you that you don’t just fly through law school with no problems. It’s some hard shit. Also, I’d like to bet 1000 to 1 that she’s never going to get anywhere. You don’t float from one firm to another. You stay at one for YEARS to get the necessary experience so that hopefully you can open your own firm one day in the very, very distant future. You forget the struggle once you’re past it. Only during do you feel the chaos of your position.